5 Underappreciated Bo Burnham Songs

hambo burnin this is a love song you fill the hole that pairs my soul I promise that I'd find someone willing to take a run round pleasures of my mind and my a perv cuz every nerve is craving for your touch you make me laugh you're my better half though you weigh twice as much 350 pounds along it must have fell from my momma and kill the townspeople below to add a crush and yell at it show when I want to pleasure you I need an expedition crew with all those trips to KFC you eat out more than me we look just like a number ten when you stand next to me is it your stare that pulls me in or just gravity you mix mayonnaise with your scotch you're the perfect spouse last week we went on a whale watch the boat drove to your house 350 pounds of pain when you exhale Al Gore goes insane whenever we make out I take Jim and sauerkraut we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship then the boat docked on your pants instead of claims this island in the name of France that was a world record then you did what I feared you disappeared saying it was something new liposuction breast reduction what came home London you no no no no it wasn't you it was 120 pounds I hate did you said I look great and when the nurse removed the fat they found the neighbor's cat I just paused and said to her I loved you just the way you were then she smiled and for my sake and math the game pass the game that's the cake as they came you well hello everyone um welcome to the rehab center for fictional characters um alright let's just get right to it and wants to start us off how about you Chris I'm alright hey I'm a Kris Kringle I'm a sex addict hey I'm Santa Claus I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because she's a ho ho ho she used to please me every day then she made it clear that Santa's only supposed to come once a year [ __ ] [ __ ] now I buy [ __ ] rock and roll and a stuff their stockings with my North Pole okay Chris thank you all right who's up next Patrick frowny face get up here all right I'm a Patrick O'Reilly I'm a leprechaun y'all doing good yeah I'm not doing so good I had a wonderful life with a healthy household and a beautiful wife and a pot full of gold then my wife spent my rich is all by herself and since we made our peaches blue a Keebler Elf now I drink all day and a part of me dies cuz my wife's getting gangbanged by the rice krispies guys hey I know them Oh Tony Knights you two show up where were you last week I had some stuff I'm uh hey I'm Tony the Tiger ah [ __ ] it I'll just sing every day I wake up I get to work late my boss says hey what's up I say that I'm growing tired of this [ __ ] the kids they laugh cuz I'm a sensitive cat big [ __ ] I can't argue with that if another kid gives me frosted flakes I swear on my life I'll eat his parents okay tone thank you um so that's everybody so let's just get down to it um oh who are you hi-yah hi-yah hi-yah I'm Easter Bunny hey I'm back used to be funny now I'm hooked on crack heaps a heroin ain't no joke marshmallow peeps covered in Coco Coco Coco Coco huh coke hmm drugs for life that's my plan but now I have no attentions babe okay I'm gonna go get him all right you guys just please play nice all right I'll be back in a second okay hey Pat did you hear all my elves got sick I think they got herpes from some Irish chick [ __ ] what are you laughing at Tony I don't know it's uh it's funny um this is getting ridiculous Santa Tony would you guys please stop oh snap crackle and pop cuz they banged your wife I'm getting out of here this is [ __ ] ridiculous huh you I wrote a song for him I did why tittle Oh pitbull we don't understand because you're not devil so you shouldn't have to rap and use your hands are you doing here when you got that part yeah you got that part in every part now you won't make it to homecoming if I guess where he were at I'd say you're home college our stances you're not down so you shouldn't have to use your and rabbit at all get my pen ma we don't understand cuz you're not you should never you hear we got a pimple problem yeah we got a pimple problem oh we got a pimple problem oh we got a pimple problem now we got a pimple problem man and it's making me sick that people problem please somebody call michael vick love it understand they couldn't just hold the microphone maybe that's why oh wait that makes no [ __ ] sense he has another hand never stuck with his [ __ ] dirty white hand holy [ __ ] you reckon the whole year graduation you but you thought we were riding too heavy well like [ __ ] so pregnant monkey [ __ ] to Allah a man give up his socks gets crying arrives in fear oh there's a him whole market shut up [ __ ] shut up I can't do this [ __ ] I can't do the shut up can I shut up photosynthetic Allah wanna botanical and I'm gonna theoretical quantum mechanical alphabetical over puritanical not I've a better go I rule tyrannical radical storage racks [ __ ] system so we're playing solos are Texas yeah too smart to be sexy hey slow it down the shit's too quick [ __ ] stick with and the get us to safety where can your suck my dick handle the handle like the wind no stop you're better than that come on mail definition there's a letter in that spell mail that repeat it's like a letter in that hey hey if you got a go-to letter in the house and I got a green light Jay Gatsby in the leading struts for Maxie solely contracts their tax rate as the way to bed you have me good music choose and use infusing music losing hope you like it sweet but if it's just tea dandy let's ride the beat [ __ ] in the bucket my stomach is gonna upchuck Texas Ranger no Walker get up Chuck Pixar stick source link is like [ __ ] up what I [ __ ] up stuck up suck out say this [ __ ] you're scrap stock like me on some way get rain arrived because the Bulova quit chuckin Miguel keep killing this [ __ ] um but you thought they were riding too I [ __ ] long so pregnant uh keeps it to 11 and we die you'll be variety my mother yeah so pregnancy tool ever listen empirical mathematician the miracle aftermath is important to the fact the wrath elastic at exact this message to sparked a vengeance miss hey miss heartbeat was the best kids cake cutters to the dry wrist [ __ ] you got nothing on me I'm an island buh buh blow blow like the wind go for like the wind blow blow another window amnesty amnesia I remember a window Indonesia pleased to meet you I don't believe in Jesus Jesus lethal sneezy cheese eggs please and do just what I believe it's not Jesus it's Jesus right now magnets or am i a right guy right to tighten it sticking to 5/9 get life hiding and maybe do right by Lord of the Rings bet on the token white guy to dance guttural whine then hit a brain but you say in the mind and the meanings there it is rule of thumb disharmony too dumb to find it if you thought I need to have it my [ __ ] it's a pregnant uh QC to 11 and we now [ __ ] cities 11 [ __ ] I'm patiently I'm talking well then you don't know me you don't you tonight at 10 the world is ending again and we know why and when so you better watch we got a bit with some feminist chick and also a picture of a star inside their body found it I'll always say well tackle the meet Santa Claus get the sponsor by taco sex and drugs and it's awesome the solidus you hear that you feel all of its and more and live only on the channel leyland jail buddy Oh only on the Channel five only on the body here am i coming and clear I'm standing near to the scene of the crime mr. Rocky I shop seen the news Bertha's box oh we've been gathering shots here for quite some time the owner's daughter pass me by - Oliver Oh nervous be here that now he's under arrest and now you people have one last and the few that you Morris this develops live only on the channel the other channel body only on the channel fire you're mad some relevant picnic values only all right good evening hi it's your weather guy I invite you to Bali another lightning rod we didn't catch this impending disaster maybe it's natural maybe the incoming floods never wash the blood from my green Sun I am pretty good run by the never been one to get to do News take your chance in the fuse that you Oh oh my I'll kill jail Oh

Channel: Musical Comedy

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Length: 18min 7sec (1087 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 10 2016