EXCITING FOR YOU. YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "THE
DEVIL WEARS PRADA," "SICARIO," AND "A QUIET PLACE." SHE NOW STARS IN "MARY POPPINS
RETURNS." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," EMILY BLUNT! ♪ MARY DON'T YOU WEEP ♪<i>
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i> ♪ MARY DON'T YOU WEEP ♪<i>
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO. THANK YOU. >> OH, MY GOODNESS. WOW! HOW LOVELY. >> Stephen: THESE ARE LOVELY
PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT. >> WHAT LOVELY PEOPLE. WOW! OH! <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: ALWAYS A PLEASURE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> Stephen: YOU LOOK VERY
FESTIVE THERE. >> RIGHT? >> Stephen: THE LITTLE SPARKLY
SWEATER THERE. I LIKE THE BLACK WATCH PANTS. YOU LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN SCUTLAND. >> I WONDERED IF IT WAS A LITTLE
TOO MUCH. >> Stephen: NOT AT ALL. HOW HAVE YOU DONE BN? >> SO GOOD. I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU HAVE THE CUTEST RUN I'VE
EVER SEEN, EVER. LIKE, YOU RUP OUT HERE, AND YOU
LOOK LIKE A SPRIGHT-- YOU'RE SO ADORABLE. I-- HONESTLY, YOU MAKE ME SMILE
WHEN YOU SEE YOU RUN. I REALLY LOVE IT. >> Stephen: THANK YOU. >> I WANT TON, HOW FAST ARE YOU? ARE YOU LEGITIMATELY QUICK. >> Stephen: I'M VERY FAST. I'M VERY FAST. LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S A RUNNER'S LEG RIGHT
THERE, BABY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> I BET YOU'RE QUICK. >> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH, THE
MEN IN MY FAMILY-- THE MEN IN MY FAMILY ARE NOT KNOWN FOR THEIR
LONG SHANKS. >> REALLY. >> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE THE
TOYS WEEBLS WHEN YOU WERE A KID? THEY'RE WIDE AT THE TOP AND YOU
CAN'T KNOCK THEM DOWN. >> IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE A BIG
BOTTOM -- >> Stephen: OH, I DO. I DO. I'LL SEND YOU SOME LINKS. >> CAN'T WAIT. >> Stephen: HERE'S WHAT I
DIDN'T KNOW-- AND FORGIVE ME IF I DID NOT KNOW THIS AND I SHOULD
HAVE KNOWN THIS-- YOU HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL. >> NO, NO, NO. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE
ABSOLUTELY-- SUCH AN EXTRAORDINARY. YOU SOUND SO LOVELY. >> YOU'RE VERY SWEET. SO NICE. >> Stephen: I'M IN THE A NICE
PERSON. >> OKAY, THAT'S TRUE. >> Stephen: HOW LONG-- DID YOU
STUDY VOICE FOR A LONG TIME? >> NO, I'VE ALWAYS LIKED SINGING
BUT NOT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE SO I WOULD ALWAYS DO IT SORT OF
PRIVATELY. AND ROB MARSHALL ASKED ME TO DO
INTO THE WOODS." >> Stephen: WHAT AM I SAYING. YOU'RE LOVELY AS THE BAKER'S
WIFE. >> OF COURSE, THE BAKER'S WIFE. I LOVED WORKING WITH HIM, AND HE
THANK GOD LIKED WORKING WITH ME AND ASKED ME TO DO "MARY
POP-POP" NEXT. >> Stephen: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN OUT ON THE ROAD PUSHING THE POPPINS? >> THIS IS WHY I'M SLIGHTLY
DELIRIOUS WANTING TO TALK ABOUT YOUR RON. >> Stephen: SURE. >> I HAVE BEEN PR PROMOTING "MAR
POPPINS." >> Stephen: DON'T CALL A MAN'S
RUN CUTE. THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT OLD
MEN, "HE'S SO CUTE. HE'S SO HARMLESS." >> NO, I SAY THAT ABOUT A LOT--
IT'S NOT A THREAT AT ALL. >> Stephen: CAN WE GO BACK TO
ME? WHAT PART OF THE RUN? IT'S THE WAY GUSIDE TO SIDE WHEN
YOU DO IT. IT'S SO SWEET! >> Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK
YOU. THANK YOU, YOU'RE VERY NICE. >> AND YOUR HAIR FLOPS A BIT. >> Stephen: YOU MADE ME LOOK
LIKE A MUPPET JUST THEN. WE HAVE A CLIP HERE. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS LITTLE
CLIP? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Stephen: I'LL SHOW YOU. THERE'S A PHOTO FROM IT. >> HELLO! >> Stephen: WHAT'S HAPPENING
IN THIS? >> SO I'M ABOUT TO BATHE SOME
CHILDREN. >> Stephen: YES. >> IN IT, AND I'M TAKING THEM ON
A MAGICAL BATH TIME. WHAT MARY POPPINS DOES IS TURNS
THE MUNDANE INTO SOMETHING FANTASTICAL. THERE'S A DOLPHIN THAT APPEARS
IN THE BATHTUB SO GET READY. >> Stephen: JIM? >> I SUSPECT, AND I'M NEVER
INCORRECT, THAT YOU'RE FAR TOO OLD TO GIVE IN TO IMAGINATION. NO, NOT YET. ♪ SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO SPLASH AND
PLAY CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? ♪ AND TAKE A SEASIDE HOLIDAY
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? ♪ TOO MUCH GLEE LEAVES RINGS
AROUND THE BRAIN ♪ TAKE THAT JOY AND SEND IT DOWN
THE DRAIN ♪ >> Stephen: DELIGHTFUL. <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
DELIGHTFUL. WHAT A LOVELY GIFT. WHAT A LOVELY GIFT TO AMERICA AT
CHRISTMASTIME. >> YEAH, IT'S VERY SWEET. >> Stephen: COMPLETELY
CHARMING. >> I KNOW. IT'S SO SWEET. IT'S LOVELY. >> Stephen: YOUR COSTAR EMILY
MORTIMER WAS ON THE SHOW LAST WEEK. >> SHE'S THE GREATEST. >> Stephen: SHE IS LOVELY, AND
SHE ASKED ME IF I EVER HAD A CRUSH ON MARY POPPINS. >> DID YOU? >> Stephen: NO I HAD A CRUSH
ON MARIA VON TRAPP AND THE OTHER JULIE ANDREWS. >> THE PAGEBOY HAIRCUT, THAT WAS
IT. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MARY
POPPINS NOW? >> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT. DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A DISNEY
CHARACTER? >> I HAD A CRUSH ON DICK. DICK VAN DYKE IN THE ORIGINAL,
HOT. >> Stephen: THE CANDY STRIPED
SUIT. >> AND MULTITALENTED. CAN PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT CDRAW. CAN SWEEP A CHIMNEY. KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. >> DISNEY. >> Stephen: DISNEY. >> DISNEY ARE LOVING IT RIGHT
NOW. >> Stephen: I BET THEY ARE. >> AND I REALLY LIKED THE FOX
FROM "ROBIN HOOD," AS WELL. HE WAS FASCINATING. ING. >> Stephen: YOU WERE JUST
NOMINATED-- CONGRATULATIONSES-- NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GROAB IN
"QUIET PLACE." >> NO, "MARY POPPINS." >> Stephen: IT WAS A SAG
NOMINATION FOR "A QUIET PLACE." >> AND "MARY POPPINS." >> Stephen: FOR THIS BAD SCENE
RIGHT THERE AND THIS BAD SCENE RIGHT THERE. WHICH ONE WAS HARDER? >> YIKES. I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT. SEE, THIS IS THE THING. I SORT OF MADE BATHTUBS
HORRIFYING IN THIS ONE. AND THIS IS THE SORT OF SALVE TO
THE HORROR THAT I'VE INFLICTED ABOUT BATH TIME. >> Stephen: I'M NOT SURE IF I
WOULD WANT TO GET INTO A BATHTUB KNOWING THAT THERE WAS A DOLPH
NIN THERE. >> WHY! >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, IT'S
CROWDED. >> DOLPHINS ARE DELIGHTFUL. >> Stephen: BUT THE BATHTUB IS
KIND OF SMALL. THEY'VE GOT TEETH. >> THEY DON'T BITE! >> Stephen: WHAT? >> DOLPHINS DON'T BITE. >> Stephen: OH, YOU'RE IN A
DREAM WORLD. >> NO. WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF
SOMEONE BEING ATTACKED BY A DOLPH GLIN NO, NOT ATTACKED BY A
DOLPHIN. BUT THEY DO BITE. THAT'S WHAT TEETH ARE FOR. >> I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD BITE
YOU. EVEN YOUR DELICIOUS RUNNER'S
LEGS. >> Stephen: IT'S NOT MY LEGS
I'M WORRIED ABOUT. WE GOT TIME FOR THIS? WE GOT TIME FOR THIS? THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH TIME TO
TALK TO YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: YOU'RE A DELIGHT. >> LET'S HAVE DINNER. >> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO
STRETCH THE TIME AND WEIGH IN ON A FEW THINGS I WONDER IF YOU
COULD GIVE US THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN. MARY POPINS IS VERY JUDGMENTAL. >> SHE IS. >> Stephen: THINGS MUST BE THE
WAY SHE SAYS. AND WE WONDERED IF YOU WOULD
WEIGH IN ON A FEW THINGS YOURSELF AND THIS IS OUR NEW
SEGMENT "BLUNT EMILY BLUNT." >> THAT'S A NEW ONE. >> Stephen: A NIEWS NEWONE? NOT AT ALL. RENDER YOUR JUDGMENT. SHOULD FAKE CHRISTMAS TREES BE
ALLOWED? >> NO! <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
95! >> Stephen: SOMEONE'S A FAN OF
HOUSE FIRES. PICK A SIDE-- KATE OR MEGHAN? >> NO, NO, NO. >> Stephen: PICK A SIDE! >> NO, NO, NO. >> Stephen: NO? >> OH, GOD! WHO? >> Audience: MEGHAN. >> I DIDN'T SAY IT. SHE SAID IT. MEGHAN. >> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BE ALLOWED TO GO BACK TO LONDON. IF ST OKAY TO RE-GIFT FROM A
FAMILY MEMBER? >> YEAH, YEAH, DEFINITELY. >> Stephen: OKAY. CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK OR
CHRISTMAS IN LONDON? >> I'M GOG HAVE TO SAY CHRISTMAS
IN NEW YORK BECAUSE I LIVE HERE NOW, AND I'M SORRY, MOM! <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: "THE OFFICE" OR JACK RYAN? >> "THE OFFICE" BECAUSE IT'S A
GIGGLE, ISN'T IT? COME ON. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. WHO HAS MORE MAGIC, MARY POPPINS
OR SANTA CLAUS? >> MARY POPPINS! <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS NOW. >> NO! SHE DIVERSIFIED. >> Stephen: YOU'RE ON THE
NAUGHTY LIST. >> SANTA DOES ONE THING. IT'S LIKE SHE DOES EVERYTHING! >> Stephen: AGAIN, YOU JUST--
AGAIN, I'M JUST-- >> CHRISTMAS IS OVER. MY PARENTS AREN'T COMING. I'M NEVER INVITED BACK TO
LONDON. >> Stephen: YOU CAN COME HERE
ANY TIME YOU WANT. YOU CAN COME WITH US. >> YEAH, YEAH, SURE. CAN'T WAIT. >> Stephen: I-- I SHOULD BE
ENDING, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. I'LL JUST TRY ANYWAY. >> DO IT. >> Stephen: LOVELY TO SEE YOU
EMILY BLUNT. >> SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU. >> Stephen: OF
>> Stephen: "MARY POPPINS RETURNS" OPENS TOMORROW. EMILY BLUNT, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF!
