STEVE: COME ON, TOMMY. LET'S GO, MAN. YOU READY? ALL RIGHT. 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [BELL DINGS] HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MEN, HOW MANY TIMES IN YOUR LIFE HAVE YOU HAD A REALLY GOOD CRY? TOMMY: 5. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN LEG. TOMMY: PASS. STEVE: NAME AN ANIMAL THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER "G." TOMMY: GIRAFFE. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING IN THE BATHROOM YOU CLEAN ONCE A WEEK. TOMMY: TOILET. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING KIDS GO UP AND DOWN ON AT THE PLAYGROUND. TOMMY: TEETER-TOTTER. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN LEG. [BUZZ] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. WE ASKED 100 MEN, HOW MANY TIMES IN YOUR LIFE HAVE YOU HAD A REALLY GOOD CRY? YOU SAY... 5. SURVEY SAID... ALL RIGHT. NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN LEG. PASSED ON THAT. [BUZZER] NAME AN ANIMAL THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER "G." YOU SAID... GIRAFFE. SURVEY SAID... TOMMY: OH, YEAH, YEAH. THERE WE GO. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING IN THE BATHROOM YOU CLEAN ONCE A WEEK. YOU SAID... TOILET. SURVEY SAID... YEAH. TOMMY: YEAH! THERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING KIDS GO UP AND DOWN ON AT THE PLAYGROUND. YOU SAID...TEETER-TOTTER. SURVEY SAID... WHOA. TOMMY: YEAH! WHOO! ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING] [MUSIC FADES] STEVE: WELL, UH, TEAGUE? TEAGUE: YEAH. STEVE: HE DID REALLY GOOD. TEAGUE: GOOD. STEVE: HE GOT 160. TEAGUE: LET'S GO. STEVE: YEAH. TEAGUE: YES. STEVE: YOU NEED 40 POINTS. BUT LISTEN TO ME, TEAGUE. 40 POINTS IN THE SECOND POSITION IS STILL KINDA TOUGH 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION, OK? YOU READY? TEAGUE: I'M SO READY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF TOMMY'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [BELL DINGS] WE ASKED 100 MEN, HOW MANY TIMES IN YOUR LIFE HAVE YOU HAD A REALLY GOOD CRY? TEAGUE: 5. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. TEAGUE: UH, 10. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN LEG. TEAGUE: UH, YOUR--CAN YOU REPEAT THAT? STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN LEG. TEAGUE: UM, AN ANIMAL? STEVE: NAME AN ANIMAL THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER "G." TEAGUE: UH, JAGUAR. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING IN THE BATHROOM YOU CLEAN ONCE A WEEK. TEAGUE: THE S--THE TOILET. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. TEAGUE: SINK. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING KIDS GO UP AND DOWN ON AT THE PLAYGROUND. TEAGUE: UH, SLIDE. [BUZZ] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. ALL RIGHT, WE NEED 40 POINTS FOR THE MONEY. WE ASKED A HUNDRED MEN, HOW MANY TIMES IN YOUR LIFE HAVE YOU HAD A REALLY GOOD CRY? YOU SAID... 10. SURVEY SAID... [APPLAUSE] STEVE: TWO. TWO WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. ALL RIGHT, NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN LEG. SHE SAID ANIMAL, YEAH. WOMAN: WE NEED MORE SPECIFIC. STEVE: WE NEED SOMETHING MORE SPECIFIC, OK-- TEAGUE: DOG. OH, SORRY. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: OK. YOU SAID DOG! SURVEY SAID... [APPLAUSE] TABLE. TABLE WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. NAME AN ANIMAL THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER "G." YOU SAID... TEAGUE: OH, "G." THOUGHT IT WAS A "J"! [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: WELL, LET'S SEE. TEAGUE: I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING. STEVE: SHE SAID GIGA-WIRE! [LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAID FOR THE GIGA-WIRE... [BUZZ] [AUDIENCE GROANS] TEAGUE: MY BAD, MY BAD. STEVE: GIRAFFE WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE'RE STILL OK, I THINK. TEAGUE: OK. STEVE: LET'S HOPE. TEAGUE: I BELIEVE IT. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING IN THE BATHROOM YOU CLEAN ONCE A WEEK. YOU SAID... SINK. SURVEY SAID... TENIELLE: WHOO! STEVE: OH, HO HO HO! OH! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. TOILET WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE ARE ONE POINT FROM $20,000. WE JUST NEED ONE PERSON. NAME SOMETHING KIDS GO UP AND DOWN ON AT THE PLAYGROUND. YOU SAID... ON THE SLIDE! SURVEY SAID... TOMMY: YEAH! ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING] STEVE: SEESAW/TEETER-TOTTER WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WELL, THAT'S THE WAY TO KICK IT OFF. WE GOT $20,000 AND THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON "FAMILY FEUD." THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. YEAH.
