1980s NBA Cards with @colinquinn | Soder Podcast BONUS

[Music] Tre and also uh in the same vein of just riffing off the cuff Pat Cooper really yeah they just Mak him go last go I go last Patrice my favorite one is he goes Anthony I ain't learning your last name the last white boy name I Learned was galanakis and he's like I was talking about Jessel Nick he goes I ain't learning that last name again he's like just completely scrapped it mezer spent two weeks writing them jokes for that did and then Patrice went up and was like [ __ ] this [ __ ] you yeah uh we just start recording well whenever the yeah usually pimp would be here but John Pimp's right-hand man Pimp's I know John very well I love John pimp there for the whole thing yeah pimp is filming Nate at the Hollywood Bowl wow is he the Hollywood Bowl this week with Seinfeld mana scalo and G oh yeah well that's different The Four Horsemen are friendly Nate is Nate is infuriating because he's doing 4M shows and getting away with it that's my dream he did the to do shows at 4 and S is the dream he did the TD Garden in Boston yeah Boston Garden at 3 p.m. and then and then they reloaded it and he did it at like 8 p.m. yeah you know seven or8 dude sleepy time Tate it's great you can have that's the dream no hecklers oh my God yeah I mean if you're getting drunk in he at a 300 p.m. show someone in your family needs to pull you aside and talk to you I like coming up here this is like you know what this is like when since you left bonfire it's like Harry Neilon coming to see John lennin yeah this field I'm about to get I'm about to get shot outside by a bonfire fan who's like I [ __ ] remember you well here's what we do at the end of every episode uh we open this is one of the last packs cards yeah but these are unopened 1989 wow NBA Hoops C oh so I don't know who you're going to get in here I know who I'm going to get are you are you a big basketball guy sure I am yeah you know I know your brother played it one of the best high schools in the country fishion for well I wouldn't say one of the best high schools in the country but it I mean it was pretty good Brooklyn basketball yeah yeah it's produced some people right so let's say so you got two piles you get the ones that you want to keep and the Crusty pile if you want to yeah you can keep them some people keep them some if you don't want to keep them then I keep them then they go in my pile with my All-Star Pat and we go and I just want to know if you know cuz this is you know9 89 you're you're working the the comedy boom is still happening oh my God who do you got first I'll let you keep him he's never been this skinny in his lifeit you draw the first draw of the pack 76ers Charles Barkley I would say and I would argue the funniest Sports voice on television right now Absol and he's always been funny always been funny but I love when he says [ __ ] that pisses him off when he's like go Texas you got dirty water one of my favorite SNL sketches of the modern era and and I I don't know if you've ever seen it but they they mimicked iconic class you know the when they would have two famous artists sit down and talk and they had Keenan Thomson playing Charles Barkley and they had Kristen wig playing bork and it's one of my favorite sketches of all time funny where she goes Charles Barkley would you like to hold my invisible baby and he goes is this for real and then he goes oh you like a you like Dennis Rodman if he was a tiny white lady it's one of my favorite sketches but this card is I mean Barkley's King Barkley and you see how Jack is there because in college at Auburn first fifth pick of the first round out of Auburn but he was fat he was they used to call him the round mound of rebound I didn't know they called him that at Auburn I mean that's when Auburn had see how ripped he is there I mean it's unbelievable 26366 that's a big boy yeah that is big yeah Ron Rin sounds made up look at this Coach Ron rothin the Miami Heat coach Miami 5'8 CAU went to Rhode Island from Bronxville New York Miami this guy he goes I could get you out of a lot of pinches he looks like he inspired seleno and Barnes like he was the guy that's like if there's an accident I'm Ron Rosy and he's going to my coaches pile I love Ron rosin here he goes the the poor man's John Stockton Jeff hornet dude Jeff hornack is it hornack or hornet look at this back of his face look at this World War I face yes he looks like he's writing letters to his beloved by the way Iowa State second round pick but the guy could [ __ ] ball absolutely horn aack dude that's big oh here's Jerry Reynolds the evil guy in every uh every one of those you're getting some good coaches you're getting some evil coaches oh David Wingate do you remember Wingate oh my God yes I love I love when you know we had cman on and he knew almost everybody of course he does David Windgate though for the San Antonio Spurs he goes second second round pick out of Georgetown ad Adrien Dantley you know Notre Dame Notre Dame and first my brother this just shows how some people have an athletic mindset my brother before we'd play basketball randomly would stretch before each game and we're like What come on we want to play and he goes he was only 15 really and he's like and he he had been told us in school was the only guy in the NBA he'd be on the sideline stretch before the game my brother goes Adrian Danley does it it's important I love and this was your brother that went on to play well cuz he understood he understood he and nobody stretched like what are you doing Charles Shackleford I remember him yeah yeah for who um was he I think I remember Nets but I think I I think he better play for valano back in the old days with that whole team North Carolina state that's true Jimmy you know what I think you're right I think he's on the surviv and ADV team he was a uh North Carolina State oh God Gerald Wilkins you know some of these guys see I don't know a New York Nick that was during those Nick days when you're just like hey this could be a Gerald Wilkins and it was just never worked out second round pick out of UT chat nooga he's by the way the little blurb on the back of his card says great slam dunker that's what they used to call it back in ' 89 this is a great that's the most oldest term for that Derek shivas don't know him but I'm going to tell you right now don't sleep on him first round pick out of Missouri New York New York the guy from here all-time leading scorer in Missouri History at at the University of Missouri Danny Young I don't I'm embarrassed say I don't remember that well a lot of these guys and it's okay if you don't Danny Young second round pick out a Wake Forest and these blurbs on the back are always what's funny cuz it writes not afraid to shoot the three-pointer and consistent from the foul line they give you full Scouting Report I feel the threo you just started yeah I think it was Scott Hastings Scott Hastings for the Pistons I remember him you do and well I remember he's on the Bad Boys this is one of the bad boys he is yeah he was he was with some of those guys that really were like roughing up the Celtics yeah you know what I mean they were coming out of the East the Bulls they would beat up the Bulls and young Jordan I mean yeah I remember no I remember bad boys of course yeah I mean and he was I mean look how evil he looks also guy yeah this is what I always say I love these these are one of those ones a lot of these are action shots in the NBA he just has like a series Studio shot with his knee up I remember reading he's got the ball on his knee I remember reading Dave dsh all the sports B when I was younger Dave dsh was his famous Nick player sure now's everybody loved Dave dush he ended up being the GM and in the book he goes and then they have a picture of me like I'm reading the book and I keep trying to figure it out I didn't know what the hell he's talking about I like I'm like 11 and he goes a picture of me with my legs crossed drinking a beer after the game and with my shorts riding up my legs crossed and I told my wife honey tell them it's not true tell them it's not true like he thought people thought he was gay funny that's so funny but I didn't I didn't understand until like I was in my understand I was in the middle of crossing my legs I didn't want to rest like that it was like a big controversy in the book like he was like honey tell and plead I was like what the [ __ ] happened but also they they probably had sayings for that back then where they're like that's a real sailor's cross they go like I didn't [ __ ] sit like that it's a real suck suck yeah oh look at that that's a real Cleveland sit is Brad doy out of the I mean dude if you are a modern black guy his lineup was horrible look at that but it shows he his good hairline but also seven-footer he was the first pick first round first round pick in the draft out of North Carolina UNC played for Dean Smith that's a big thing Black Mountain North Carolina seven-footer did he play with Jordan 85 so yeah he was he was drafted in 8 he was drafted in 86 so no Jordan left in 84 so maybe 85 was so he might have been he might have been there he might have been a younger all right ready there's no way you remember who Dominique played for in college I know who he played for in the pros I looked at it and I go this doesn't make sense to me I know he played for the Hawks obviously Nick was like one of the best Atlanta Hawks of all time him and him and bird with the famous rivalry who did he play for in college oh no he played for Georgia but um University of Georgia he was there when like the big star was RM he was there like yeah Hershel Walker was Hershel Walker was the big star they didn't even care but yeah first round pick third pick of the first round Athens Georgia was beginning of the uh yeah and by the way I didn't know this born in Paris France I didn't know that either did you know that about it makes sense yeah he's going oh look at this guy speaking of Legends from New York Walter St John's leg for the Houston Rockets and played at St John's from Harlem New York winner of the John Wooden award back when allamerican Luke cona was the coach and he'd get all these great players to come to the problem is St John this Mullen Chris there's no campus yeah Mullen Barry there's no campus on St John's you're basically in the most boring part of queens and it's just like that's why they can't get people yeah they bring them these beautiful campuses and you're like oh my God there's like movies I've seen you go to Villanova it looks like a kingdom yes yeah and then you go to St John's and like what is that that's like you know oh that's the cross cross Island don't worry that's where we do water processing there some nice houses damn all right Walter Barry so far this has been a good pack not only that but look who the last one is Legend marire Mark aguire he made the Mavericks also the Mavericks would have had to leave town if it wasn't for Mark he was he was he was a Dallas Maverick from 81 until 89 where he got dealt to the Detroit Pistons won a couple titles with the bad boys we got a couple Bad Boys in yeah but he doesn't care about that he was the legend over there he'd be piss he probably he probably rode the pine also member of the 1980 US basketball team not to be confused with Mark Maguire no Mark Maguire the one of the bash Brothers in the Oakland A's only Ginger that could really just rip a whole run he rip it he was he was covered in freckles how crazy is that uh series oh the and Sosa nobody car about anything else oh 98 it was unbelievable by the way uh the story is because of them Barry Bonds had dinner at Ken Griffey JR's house and they were talking about how important home runs were and Barry Bonds was like I need to think I need to start uh doing a little extra never got caught though look up the Bal Scandal Barry never took a dive did they did Maguire and uh get caught everyone got caught I think Maguire and S might have got caught I know Barry I'm a Giants fan so I know Barry didn't right but uh but Ortiz did Manny Ramirez did I can't say that loud cuz my Bostonian wife is in the Next Room well I'm so old I remember Bobby bonds was great Bobby bonds was great his Godfather was Willie mccovy and uh uh Willie Maye will I mean mcov Co yeah a long arm he didn't even need a mitt he had that hand like a first Bas I bought because I've lived in New York now for 18 years I bought a New York Giants hat cuz I was like you know what let's have both coasts connect right po bring back the Polo Grounds yeah um check out colins new special on YouTube you are on my Mount Rushmore of comedians this meant a lot you came and did a podcast I know you hate podcasting but this meant a lot that you came by and hung out on my couch thank you I love it yeah and this was uh as a 17-year-old in Denver Colorado watching you on the documentary comedian inspiring me to be a stand-up comedian that's crazy and it's what Jerry said in the documentary it's what Colin says you got to work work work who knew it was going to be this much work right yeah by the way I was in I was in Colorado two days ago yeah yeah still uh still there huh yeah still white as hell well where I was was really it was a uh where that shiny is oh you were you stay at the Stanley yeah you were up at like uh I love it a real Colorado guy the Stanley my mom worked at the Stanley in college what yeah she said it was very haunted it's very haunted my mom said my mom worked at the restaurant in the Stanley she would close and then she'd come back for breakfast to open the Stanley and the chairs would be stacked on the table they knew the names of the ghosts at the Lucy is one of the names yeah I could call my mom right now she tell you she worked she went to um it's now a tech school but my mom went to college called Loretto Heights in Denver wow and uh in the Summers she would work up at the Stanley that's cool yeah and they did this exterior shots not the interior shots for The Shining but that's the hotel it's based on wow yeah I know yeah Colin had one of my favorite I was on you know what dude this is right when I started opening for Bobby and Colin called Bobby or we might have been in the car that's what we were in the car driving to a gig and you called Bobby and Bobby went yeah dude I'm with my open at Dan soda uh he's from [ __ ] I don't know he's like from Colorado and you go where you from in Colorado and I said Aurora and you go suburb uh affluent in the 70s decayed in8 and '90s and I was like it's the most accurate description of my [ __ ] Hometown I've ever heard in my life and you just buried it just on one phone call I was like Jesus Christ yeah you're the best Colin check out his special it's [ __ ] hilarious I love it thanks yeah [Music]

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Published: Sat May 18 2024