1950's & 60's TV Commercials

hey let's take a minute and meet clark kent or superman chief believe me you're in for a treat just as soon as jimmy gets back here great caesar's ghost what's holding him up you know i can't work without a good breakfast chief jimmy's bringing a box of kellogg sugar smacks all the more reason for hurrying confounded that boy knows i like those new sugar smacks and he knows i do too that's a cinch well here i am young man if you spilled those new sugar smacks you're fired golly chief i hadn't opened up the box yet but i'm going through now well i guess we all agree on sugar smacks right folks don't wait get kellogg's new sugar smacks they're better than ever puffs of wheat sugar toasted and candy sweet you bet just get kellogg sugar smacks brand new a northwest mountie and he's been trailing this desperate character for three years and i'm tired well it's him or me oh oh he's got an aching head an upset stomach and an empty gun what you need is some alka-seltzer you know what they always say yeah a mouty always gets his man oh no i mean about alka-seltzer relief is just a swallow away well down down down the stomach through round round round the system too without the seltzer they always say relief is just a swallow away bless that relief giving alka-seltzer for that headache the upset feeling take alka-seltzer relief is just a swallow away hi kids look at some delicious magic with the extra good chocolate flavored syrup bosco a watch take ice cream spoon on extra rich extra thick extra chocolatey bosco syrup there's the best chocolate flavor you ever tasted more bosco magic cake ice cream topped with extra thick extra chocolatey bosco syrup try it bosco also makes milk chocolatey delicious tell mom to get bosco chocolate flavored syrup for you sing out i love bastard it's rich in chocolate tea chocolate flavored pasta is mighty good for me mama puts it in my milk for extra energy moscow gives me iron and sunshine vitamin d oh i love my flower that's the drink for me i'm a space man the moon and sun and all the stars are great big tits i'm a princess yes my lord at the party tonight we'll have to do a pups and do you know why sure because one there's good tasting hard candy outside and two there's a delicious center of tootsie roll inside and three only two year old pups and said fun to eat that's why they're triple good and don't forget tootsie roll pops come in a party pack too ken pops and has started flavors there's a game on the back that's lots of fun to do all of the kids in the neighborhood say touchy robots are triple good triple good you'll love tootsie roll pops hi i'm mike wallace with a sensational shortening discovery for better baking and frying it's procter gamble's golden fluffle the first all-new shortening in 40 years it's rich its color is gold and yellow and what a pie it makes richer looking better tasting more appetizing but let's hear what mrs thelma styra indiana state fair baking champion had to say about fluffo i love fluffo it makes it your golden brown pie oh man that's some apple pie well mr wallace that's a prettier pie than i ever baked with plain white shortening and look how flaky it is this yellow fluffo is such a short shortening makes pie crust so rich like cooking champions get richer looking better tasting more appetizing results in everything you bake or fry get golden and in between and extra thick it's my pick filling up cream dessert time tea time don't miss swiss as the man around here you can quote me on this a truly different cream sandwich swiss cream sandwich baked by nabisco the luscious creamy fillings in a class by itself no other like it and these tempting vanilla cookies are so light they melt in your mouth it's swiss cream sandwich say it's time for my favorite dance team so let's look ah box of matches and a pack of old gold cigarettes that's all you need my friend and you're enjoying the smoothest mildest tastiest cigarette ever created a treat instead of a treatment that's all gold cigarettes made by tobacco men not medicine men to give you the cigarette that treats you better in every way because in every way it's a better cigarette good huh yes retreat instead of a treatment get a pack or get a carton of old gold cigarettes right now this is dennis james reminding you to keep smoking old gold cigarettes thanks attention to help carry on our important work i want you to join the secret squadron and wear this official badge and have this secret decoder following each week's adventure i'll send an important secret message and only secret squadron members who have decoders can decode them also later i'll tell you the simple rules for joining the secret squadron but you must promise to do as i do keep yourself healthy and mentally alert and drink ovaltine every day it's the official drink of the secret squadron we secret squadron members know chocolate flavored ovaltine helps give us what we need for rocket power yes just as a rocket adds thrust during takeoff oval team can add the kind of nourishment so important for rocket power we drink ovaltine hot for breakfast mmm good too and cold for lunch in between meal snacks and hot again at bedtime to help keep us revved up with rocket power believe me ovaltine's got what it takes to help you be a leader in your gang so drink instant ovaltine every day the germany space flights the trips are long the training is hard like this spacewalk practice but the astronauts do some things you do in space they drank tang they mixed it like this in a zero-g pouch because with no gravity it would fly all over you don't have that problem you can mix it in a glass up there they have to drink it carefully this way you can drink it any way you like tang tastes orangey tastes great has lots of vitamins c and a tang chosen for the gemini astronauts have a blast have some tang this man just showered with a new kind of soap new life boy mint refresher a soap so loaded with mint so tangy so frosty it drives wives wicked every bar of new life boy mint refresher contains the essence of 125 mint leaves soap has never smelled this good before and neither have you new life boy mint refresher drives wives wicked

Channel: Adlerangriffe

Views: 1,665,782

Rating: 4.8782043 out of 5

Keywords: 50's, 60's, TV, Commercials

Id: PFbCGT_AWBI

Length: 9min 39sec (579 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 11 2008

Reddit Comments

[u/KhunDavid]

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log

[u/xxoites]

"They're New!

"And better than *ever!"

[u/nubosis]

Poor Lois Lane is out there working her ass off, while these jerks are eating cereal.

[u/fallenmonk]

7:00 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

[u/LordEvdog]

That’s Buster Keaton as the Mounty in the Alka Seltzer commercial!!

[u/recriminology]

I gotta get me some of that soap 😈

[u/BowTIE__Fighter]

Seeing how new the commercial industry was, I'm guessing they fired live rounds at that mountie.

[u/seventeencans]

Bosco, now that would make a good atm pin

[u/GoldTonight4]

Member of the Secret Squadron.

SEMPER FI.