18 Dirty Disney Movie Jokes You Totally Missed

Disney and by extension Pixar have firmly established themselves as the leading producer of feature-length family entertainment and movie theaters in homes around the world but there are only so many sentient animals princesses and fantasy heroes your average adult can tolerate unless it's Game of Thrones a wink and a nudge that the kids don't notice so that the whole family's entertained enough to come back for next year's flick hey what's up I'm Brad with wicked bench and these are 18 dirty jokes you missed in Disney movies cars when lightning and Mac are on their way to sunny California looking to score a sponsorship from Dinoco Mac starts hankering for a little rest and respite and none other than the top down truck stop the road can be a lonely place but it's nothing a fully convertible waitress can fix the rescuers gone wild the rescuers not all the dirty bits were originally intended in this 1999 VHS release of the rescuers some hilarious or maybe kind of sick intern managed to slip this saucy image of a topless dick into the middle of a chase scene blink and you'll miss it and they knows that they thought they did Plus with VHS quality there's not a lot to see they're definitely one for the a/v Club mister potatoes head Toy Story 3 hiring Don Rickles to provide comic relief as two memorable mr. Potato Head was a stroke of genius by Disney Pixar he called us Chuck incredibly despite passing away in 2017 he makes a return in Toy Story 4 from beyond the grave it's all thanks to the extensive library of unused recordings he made for the other movies games theme parks Ice Capades geez maybe they worked him to death you think that's funny funny as mr. Potato Head is nothing quite matches up to this beautiful play on the potato head toy itself when mrs. Potato Head frankly has gone on long enough lotsa whoops the mouth right off her face the perfect retort Hey no it takes my wife's mouth except me Lion King subliminal message The Lion King not all the dirty jokes are actually jokes this one's a little more obscure Simba gets bummed out fYI The Lion King is basically Shakespeare's Hamlet and slumps down on a cliff edge kicking up a cloud of dust which appears to spell out sex in the sky apparently it's actually meant to read SFX as a tribute to the special effects team who worked on the film considering the intended audience we would hope so you mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us Moo shus magic powers Mulan who better than Eddie Murphy to deliver dirty jokes huh when moo shu is boasting his magical powers tool on the declaration that he can see straight through her armor isn't lost on the film's heroine my eyes can see straight through Yama oh that look somebody drew that look and they knew exactly what they were doing boos dirty drawing monsters Inc the internet went crazy when this image circulated a boos room from monsters Inc it appears to show an anatomically aware depiction of an illicit act between boos mom and her father's brother but that can't be real right right it's a total fake and whoever made it ought to be examined Mufasa face The Lion King not all the dirty stuff is actually in the movie this movie poster ostensibly a Mufasa face bears an outline that could from a certain angle well it looks like a neck of chick did they realize this when they made it is it a little joke slipped in by the illustrator or could it just be the product of the mind of a frustrated internet user we'll let you decide what am I going to do with him all about the hair tangled another poster another subliminal message it's a miracle we reached it to adulthood without her subconscious minds completely corrupted by this English train of Filth who are we kidding we're all totally disturbed now look not everyone agrees with this one but take a look at the tangled poster that's right you see it now okay let me help you out a little there you go s e X a big metaphor staring you right in the face I mean that's what the story's all about right okay so this one might be a little dubious but isn't it possible the illustrator did this on some subconscious level or perhaps they presented a few different ideas and the execs weren't quite buying any of them so they slipped this in to try and get the green light in the boardroom is this struggling struggling is pointless lightning McQueen's enthusiastic fans cars it's the start of the cars movie and the whole scene is really trying to establish Lightning McQueen as the star racing car well what better way than to show us the dedication of some of his most adoring fans to young sporty enthusiastic twins who AM flashed their lights at their hero if you don't know what's going on here maybe you're watching the wrong video I mean come on look at McQueen's expression buzz reaction Toy Story 2 buzz isn't the most natural smooth talker sure he's got the action lines and heroic moves but when he tries to speak to Jessie the guy's falling over his words and stuttering well I just want to say you're bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair a hair full of yarn barely listening Jessie rushes to let the dog out of the room with their own dazzling display of agility it's all a bit too much for buzz and well he's got a woody dirty bug jokes a bug's life here's an example of a joke that just wouldn't make it in a Pixar movie today DreamWorks ants is generally considered to be the more adult of the two animated insect flicks but a bug slide has to take credit when a leering fly calls out it doesn't stop there the ladybug happens to be a circus performer named Francis who's furious of the fly just assumed his gender and we're not even gonna touch that one frozen measurements frozen when Kristoff is sharing a sleigh ride with Anna he finds out about her shotgun engagement to Hans and proceeds to grill her on the subject unsure that she knows her fiance well enough what follows is a series of How well do you know your partner type questions all pretty standard when it comes to foot size however honor responds what size doesn't matter but the most knowing slide chuckled to herself props to Kristen Bell for delivering that one in a way that even the most comatose popcorn stuck parent scrolling through their Instagram during the movie couldn't have missed Alfredo's confession ratatouille the innuendo on this one is out of control ratatouille is a little more suitable for dirty jokes anyway since the main characters are adults when Alfredo attempts to come clean about bringing a rodent into the kitchen he struggles to get his words out during the difficult exchange he sets up the reveal by talking about his tiny little and before he can say rat Colette drops the wickedest glance right at it I have this tiny little somebody animated that glanced him that facial expression into that animator five up top a tiny chef who tells me what to do Aladdin as a kid when you see Aladdin end up in a room filled with beautiful women you probably didn't think much of it as an adult you realize why the women are so eager to kick him out no one's less welcome anywhere than a broke guy in a brothel funny how they all knew him by name though right Aladdin and the King of Thieves if you're one of those people who'd rather pretend that the Aladdin straight-to-video sequels never existed honestly fair enough at least Aladdin and the King of Thieves actually has Robin Williams and when you get Robin Williams you get lines like this I wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon it's not subtle it's not clever but it is dirty Papa Pongo 101 Dalmatians when the clever Dalmatians with the help of a few friends escaped from the cruel fate karela Deville has in store for them they've nowhere else to turn but back to pongos house cleaning them all up they eventually count the titular number 101 which includes all the other Dalmatians karela collected far more than Pongo and Perdita litter without an explanation for the appearance of all these new dogs Roger jumps to the conclusion that Pongo has basically been having all sorts of sex [Music] uh-oh you Roscoe Boren British English Pongo you old rascal I can't I can't do the accent sorry wisecracking bus driver hocus pocus hocus pocus is one of those love it or hate it Disney films at the time of its release it basically flopped with negative reviews and commercial failure but it has since grown to something of a cult classic okay maybe you didn't miss this one the first time you saw hocus-pocus but it's pretty dirty all the same when the witches inquire about riding the bus the driver is all too keen to acquiesce to the lady's request when Winifred Sanderson openly declares we desired children the driver responds with an expertly timed hey that might take me a couple of tries we did that it may take me a couple of tries but I don't think that'd be a problem a minute or so later you can see Sarah Jessica Parker sitting on his lap and squealing with excitement as the bus driver drives over a dead cat that's not the like narcissus self-love Hercules narcissism is a complex condition broadly defined as an extreme level of self obsession it takes its name for the Greek mythological figure narcissus a hunter who upon seeing his own reflection became so entranced that he ended up killing himself due to the knowledge that he can never be his own lover talk about a narcissist but perhaps he made a mistake when hermes is schmoozing around the party on Olympus he remarks to Zeus that he hasn't seen this much love in a room since narcissus discovered himself fabulous party you know I haven't seen this much love in a room since narcissus discovered himself oh and Hercules didn't miss the opportunity to riff on Anna Festiva that's some solid 3000 year old material there and a I thought I had problems yeah but we're sure Disney s hitting countless other dirty jokes in their movies have you spotted any that we forgot let us know in the comment section below don't forget to like this video subscribe and hit that notification bell but most importantly stay wicked you

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Length: 11min 9sec (669 seconds)

Published: Sun May 12 2019