10 Worst Sci-Fi Armies You Can Join

my friends welcome back to another episode of generation films my name is Alan things are rough out there don't believe the job report numbers less and less people are able to find jobs and either challenge them or fulfill their financial satisfaction more and more people are just giving up and leaving the workforce or working part-time jobs gone are the days of a solid nine-to-five with the guaranteed track to retirement in your 60s and an accidental death in the dominican republic when you're poisoned by your minibar this is mainly due to two things automation and dolphins two things we routinely talk about and warn you against on this channel but instead of just explaining what's wrong with the world we're gonna take it one step further and offer you guys some employment options that are absolutely terrible here are the 10 worst sci fi are means that you can enlist in [Music] Necromongers are from the highly underrated ridic series one religion and the military are mixed together things usually get pretty complicated with massive amounts people die and a bunch of people are really disappointed that there are no virgins waiting for them in heaven as they are being sodomized with a pineapple and hell alongside Hitler in a maid outfits this is not some kind of political statement I'm just reporting the facts never met God but I'm sure he doesn't want us running around and marking each other pretty sure he created tigers and bears for that kind of nonsense no but seriously trying to stop making these dangerous animals even faster by teaching them how to ride things what the hell man anyway the Necromongers are a bit different from most religious fanatics well not really they're just a fancy space death cult they believe that life is opposed to the natural order of the universe or something like that and everything needs to be killed so that they can transition to the underverse which is like the spider verse except that it's not it's kind of like goth heaven and it's just terrible apparently we don't really know much about it but what we do know is that the conversion process for becoming a Necromonger is like turning into a goth they stick spikes into you which is all a part of a purification process where the pigmentation and your skin and eyes are drained and you become emotionally and physically numb which is why in battle they kind of just stand in lines don't take cover and catch projectiles with their face it's a really a terrible organization to be in because the end goal is death also there's a chaotic you keep what you kill philosophy behind the organization which means you inherit the titles and properties of whoever you kill which just really encourages constant murdering the Star Trek horror from the attack on Titan series now we know that no one does dying better than Japanese anime it's the only genre that can get away with dragging out a character's death into a three episode arc it's a genre that is masterful at displaying terrible things in a very beautiful and strange way attack on Titan is no different in the future the earth lays in ruins because of a mysterious race of unstoppable Titans that love eating humans they don't need to eat us they just like to do it where remains of humanity ends up holding up in a strangely Bavarian looking medieval city with gigantic walls these walls are defended by a military which is separated into three branches the military police garrison and serve a court while the first two organizations are relatively normal and hide behind the wall the server core actually has to venture beyond the walls and attempt to reclaim the land from the Titans which is not only suicidal but basically impossible even the smallest Titans are extremely difficult to take down because there are at least nine feet tall and impervious to most firearms and weapons and can quickly regenerate if they are damaged the only way you can really kill them is by destroying a weak spot in the back of their necks and because this is the Japanese anime killing these beasts is overly complicated but immediately very cool to look at the server court uses a very complicated grapple device known as vertical maneuvering equipment to reach the back of the Titans neck where then they dispatch the Titan with dual wielded swords that kind of snap off like exacto knives when they become dull a plus for creativity and originality but holy crap this is unnecessarily difficult and dangerous the thing is once you commit with the vertical maneuvering equipment you're basically on a one-way zipline towards your death and while the Titans aren't the most agile things in the world there aren't I'm smart enough to move their mouths into the pathway of a flying survey Corps soldiers so always expect heavy gruesome casualties where people are literally ripped in half by giant sets of teeth and that's only the best case scenario when there are things to grapple onto because some of these Titans can be as tall as 100 feet in open spaces of the survey Corps have to rely on freaking horses to move around and they actually have to grapple onto the actual Titans themselves to get a kill I love humanity and everything and I'm willing to do my part but I am going the military police parade and stay behind the wall the Imperial Guards been from Warhammer 40k we've done a lot of videos about Warhammer 40k so if your subscriber you already know probably most of what I'm about to say whether it's world devouring continuously spawning tyranids been talked about in our last episode or the orcs who literally pop out of spores and use their belief to power their war machines or the undead cybernetic necrons or the depraved and terrifyingly efficient Elder or the endless chaos legions the Imperial Guardsmen are literally the weakest combatants in the galaxy and comically under equipped and trained for their job Imperial Guardsmen are basically sandbags put in place by the emperor to stop the horrible flow of Zeno invaders in a best-case scenario if you're a Guardsman you're still going to be fighting the town who still are gonna be equipped with advanced armor and weapons while you sit in a dirty trench with your puny last gun which is more like a laser pointer than a blaster but perhaps the worst part of being an Imperial Guardsman is that there's no hope there's no last battle that will ensure victory and retirement and peace and said the humans of Warhammer 40k universe are barely able to keep their head above water warfare is a constant thing and you as an Imperial Guardsmen are completely dispensable and have no future [Music] the UDF or United Defense Forces from the film edge of tomorrow form during the mimic alien invasion it's the best humanity has to offer and it's just not enough because no matter what we do the mimics already have seen what will happen in the future that's because whenever an alpha mimic dies in combat they revert back to the past and are able to report what happens to an Omega mimic which is kind of like a hive mind brain thingy for an invasion so doesn't really matter what you do how great your training or strategy is the mimics won't always know your next move before you even do unless you're Tom Cruise I'm protected by the powers of Scientology the average UDF soldier even with a kick-ass combat jacket really stands no chance against a mimic drone they're just way too fast for us have explosive projectiles and are very sharp I mean the combat jacket doesn't even have armor on them it's more like a cage that does enhance your mobility and carry your weapons but you will ultimately die in it the Suicide Squad we'll be talking about is from the DC extended universe a huge missed opportunity but an interesting premise the cool thing about being in the Suicide Squad is that you are a superhuman so I might call you a villain but that's kind of a subjective term one man's villain is another man's comic relief the man who could climb anything could not climb out of this terrible plots no but seriously not only was the Suicide Squad sent on suicide missions they also were implanted with nano bombs in their necks so if they disobeyed any order or trying to run away or if their military intelligence advised what that was embedded with them gets killed their heads get blown up and in the best case scenario you survive whatever supernatural threat you're fighting and make it to the end of the mission you're still going back into the prison because you most likely checked in for multiple life sentences I live the best-case scenario is that you have a standalone film in the DC Universe which is still kind of not that great they don't have a good track record but I do have my fingers crossed because I really do want to see our Captain Boomerang standalone film I think that's the movie that will return DC back to form the mobile infantry are from Starship Troopers everyone's favorite fascist bug fighting Space Marine organization any job that involves fighting bugs the size of cars is a terrible job the rack mints are no exception but what makes the mobile infantry a terrible place to serve in is just the general lack of tactics which oftentimes leads their horrendous death for everyone involved I mean why are we fighting these bugs on the ground where they can stab us to death sure some versions of the mobile infantry had use of advanced exoskeletons and other cool gadgets but the mobile infantry we see in the first movies just get ripped apart and no America with showers or voting privilege will make me actually want to enlist in such an organization look you guys know I'm a huge Star Wars fan I have an entire channel called generation tech devoted just to Star Wars but I'll be the first one to admit none of the organizations and stars are appealing and ultimately they actually are all terrible whether it's the Jedi or the stormtroopers or the Ewoks these are all terrible organizations to join if you are ever stuck in the Star Wars galaxy I recommend you just become a smuggler it's probably your safest option now there is one organization that is worse than all the other ones and that's being a clone in the Clone Army there are a few reasons why this would suck more than becoming for instance a stormtrooper for one year born into the job you have no choice and no real future so you are essentially a slave and our force to fight a battle you probably don't understand and are brainwashed into fighting if you get severely injured it's easier just to kill you if you try to go AWOL alone also try to kill you if you try to won the galaxy that someone has implanted a chip in your head that will turn you into a mindless drone they will also kill you and on top of that if you somehow survive the Clone Wars and manage to escape from the Grand Army of the Republic you still have no retirement plan or money stored away for your future but that doesn't matter that much because in order to grow you faster they modified your gene so that you aged twice as quick as a normal human being so good luck making it past your mid-thirties [Music] the resistance is from the matrix Zion is not humanity's last passion and hope it's a terrible sewer kingdom of a defeated species I mean as much as I'd like to think that I would get the red pill let's be honest the blue pill is so much better and probably option most of us would take if we actually sat down and thought about it rationally cipher was right I mean have you guys ever had a good steak it tastes really good who the hell wants to live like savages underground in tiny metal containers wearing loose-fitting hipster homespun tunics and when the machine's finally do breach Zion you basically have no chance of surviving the Sentinels are incredibly hard to kill and come in endless numbers they don't even have blasters or guns that would ensure a quick death instead they have giant metal claws that will rip you apart what the hell man I thought machines were supposed to be about efficiency even if you do get your hands on a sweet-ass APU the thing is basically the convertible of armored suits aka useless against giant metal Clontz knowledge is a curse guys dumb people are really happy put me back in the float tank please so I can ride motorcycles around on a version of Earth that actually has sunlight still in trees the next resistance we'll be talking about is from the terminator universe look if your organization is called the resistance that means your leaders don't even have enough energy to put some effort into the freakin name of the organization I'm looking at you Star Wars also if you're in organization called the resistance most likely there's gonna be extremely high in gruesome casualties also you'll probably have to live in a sewer that's if the giant Terminator killing machines don't get you first because the enemy you're gonna be facing will also be almost impossible to kill whether it's a t1 or the t800 or god forbid one of those shape-shifting infiltration models I'll turn into someone you love so that you can't kill it you really just don't have much of a chance unless you're special enough that people in the future care enough about you to send back a personal Arnold bodyguard for you and again like most post-apocalyptic futures there's not really anything worth fighting for if you do defeat the robots what's next how does one live in a nuclear wasteland the coalition of order governments or cog are from Gears of War imagine if the planet were actually hollow and full of bloodthirsty subterranean monsters that's Gears of War the underground monsters I was talking about are called the locust and they're not only endless and horrifying they can also fire guns and to make matters worse you eventually find out that they're not actually invading the surface they're being pushed out by a much more terrifying race of terrible things that are beneath them as a [ __ ] soldier your military was completely unprepared for innovation from below and just by looking at your weapons and gear things seemed very desperate let's be honest with ourselves guys you are completely screwed when your main battle rifle requires a chainsaw attachment on it and even if you do manage to hold off a locust offensive they can just burrow beneath your city collapse it with the riff worm which means you'll have to venture underground eventually and fight them in the tunnels and if you dig deep enough you'll run into the locust is real enemy they're fighting a civil war against the lament locust these are locust who are overexposed to a toxic fuel source known as emulsion this made the lamp in locust more aggressive stronger and they also explode when they die which is really the last thing you want happening in an unstable underground mineshaft so there we have you guys 10 organizations you probably want to look into if you're a masochist and just love terrible things well guys I hope you enjoyed today's episode don't forget to subscribe and hit that notification button so you don't miss out on the rest of our awesome content and our next episode Ben will be continuing the 10 flaw series with some other degenerate alien race anyway guys my name is Alan reminding you that life is a movie and you are the protagonist

Channel: Generation Films

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Keywords: Worst Science Fiction Armies, 10 Science Fiction, science fiction jobs, Worst Jobs, Necromongers, Survey Corps, Suicide Squad, UDF, United Defense Force, Edge of tomorrow, the resistance, Terminator, Matrix, Zion, Combat Jacket, Tom Cruise, Attack On Titan, warhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, Imperial guardsmen, mobile infantry, Starship troopers, Clone Army, Clone Trooper, Grand army of the Republic, COG, coalition of ordered governments, Gears of war

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Length: 13min 54sec (834 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 27 2019