10 WAYS TO SURVIVE IN MINECRAFT!

have you guys ever heard of Minecraft well have you ever heard of my friend pig here it's pretty sick and so is my friend Pig aren't you cool pig walk away okay minecraft is great even if you don't play it and just watch videos on it but not every game is perfect and that just drives me nuts but today I stand against all of this and I say my pig friend is back buddy today we're gonna make a Minecraft part of things I don't know how before we can make the game perfect let's start with something that makes us angry in the game something that doesn't make just me angry but everyone in the game angry if we solve that problem that is one more step to a perfect Minecraft ahh shulker is the most beautiful creatures in the world but for some reason they make you rage quit so hard that you didn't even know your keyboard could snap in that many different ways introducing the revolutionary Joker bomb for only 2 payments of 1995 you can get your choker bombs today simply drop a flint and steel on your shoulder and they will explode giving you still the levitation that you desire for so it's a wonderful cause - a great solution no but seriously though shocker bombs are the new type of Joker they still give you the levitation which is great they still shoot at you which is kind of annoying but it's a lot easier to kill them just simply and them with the flint and steel and they turn into their best friend creeper whenever the Shocker bomb is activated all the mobs around as well will begin to levitate for about I say 10 or so seconds and then when they drop most of them are actually gonna die unless they're chickens so that poor little sheep right there is to his death well if you're chicken you have wings built into you so you kind of just saved yourself so you got you are shulker proof good job chickens I swear you're gonna be the last one alive in this Minecraft world this is a good one for your neighbors to stop giving you cakes that are actually lies this is not funny okay the cake is a lie and we get it well not all the cakes are alive but the ones that your neighbors gave you are alive I'm gonna show you guys how to prevent this from happening take a command block copy the quicksand command switch over to always active hit done and you have quicksand in your Minecraft world wherever the command blocks went I don't yeah they like flew away and also everything you guys see in this video is all done by commands if you guys want to link to all the commands I'll leave a link down in the description below go ahead and put a ton of grass over sand now it has to be over sand if there's any other block under it it one fortunately will not work because we're making quicksand like come on now that you have all your grass laid out in front of your house with sand under it go ahead and grab your trusty old shovel I like to keep mine on the side of my house not in a chest because that's old-fashioned go ahead and make all the grass into like the grass paths so right click all the grass with shovels and all I accidentally fell into the quicksand uh-oh little note to self don't fall into your own quicksand trap now your house is all quicksand now your neighbors are probably like oh no you clean up my yard I'm just trying to troll you so whenever they step on this they will instantly teleport under into the sand and suffocate they also have the wither to effect once you die pretty fast on yeah you can say goodbye to the neighbors and say hey your cake is a lie are you tired of pigs being slower than ever you're just trying to get to work but it seems like the pigs have other plans or recently we have found a solution to all these problems and it's sugar hey little buddy all you like to carrot on the stick well here's the thing I need to get to work really quickly and you guys would normally like super slow so uh you're just let me hop on you there we go okay let's give you a little bit of sugar buddy there you go how do you need all right let's see our pigs are slightly improved they're a lot quicker but the problem is they - sugar really fast and they go back to normal so you're gonna need like four stacks of sugars you gotta have travel like 150 blocks that's okay I got a lot more where those came from all right go buddy you come on let's make it to work really quickly well we still haven't solved the problem of pigs going across water but you know that'll be next episode squids and minecraft are just such beautiful care there's characters I mean animals now I always have had a problem with squids in Minecraft not because well they're squids but because they don't do anything but drop ink sacs like come on like I know squids in real life or like vicious like they're out there like attacking sharks and like you feel like flying and I don't know I just feel like squids and minecraft are pretty lame so that's why today we made them a little more better also can we take a moment to just realize how perfect of a circle this little pond is like look at this this is like naturally generated and it's like perfect and it's like really satisfying anyways hop into the water with some squids and if you get close to them they will actually shoot ink at you and cause you to be pretty much have some blindness if I get close to one of these squids he will pretty much just decide to up there it is yep okay and now I have blindness - for about five to six seconds because you had a ton of ink in your eyes I think that is a really cool trait and I think squid should have that I think all squid should have that they need some sort of defense especially with all the new dolphins and turtles and fish and minecraft the squids need enough great hashtag save the squids yeah I feel like I feel like the Minecraft creators are just forgetting about the squids you know like they're so bored after a long day at work you're headed home not landing in the quicksand trap that you set for your neighbors and not eating the cake that's alive but you do want to hang up all your armor but let's change up armor stands make them different if you throw two sticks onto an armor stand it will actually add arms now if you throw shares on an armor stand it will make it a mini arm understand kind of like as if it's a trophy for like a desk or a shelf now I think this is really really cool you can still put your armor on them as well I go here to this mini one and I can put my arm right in look it's like mini armor it's so cute it's kind of basically like a baby zombie so it kind of gives me nightmares when I see one of these at night you know like if I'm sleeping I look over my arm and stand I like get a dream of like a baby zombie I like peed myself a little bit but it's okay you guys probably notice that this one doesn't have arms so if you throw two sticks on armorstand give it arms and then throw shares on it it will turn into a baby armor stand with arms pretty cool this quick low command basically adds more customization to your armor stands in Minecraft do and also don't eat the cake yeah it's a lie Oh last time I tried in real life leaves don't really hold humans so someone tell me why oh there's an ocean monument behind us that's pretty cool but why does it make sense that a Minecraft player holding 2,304 golden blocks can stand on a leaf when all these gold blocks weigh forty two thousand five hundred and forty-nine pounds but yet not break any of the leaves so tell me how that makes any sense it doesn't I'm literally holding two thousand three hundred and four golden blocks that way forty two thousand five hundred forty nine pounds those 19.3 metric tons and you're telling me that a little leaf is holding me up that's why we have the realistic leaf command in this Minecraft world if we hop over to these leaves over here we're now gonna fall through the tree and also take a little bit damage because we're hitting a ton of branches on the way down I mean come on it makes sense like if I hop into this tree I'm just gonna fall through it and take a lot of damage and that's gonna hurt it's just like jumping through a bush if you jump through a bush you really think the bush is just gonna hold you okay well maybe if you find a really sturdy bush but for the most part no now I know this really changes the game and doesn't allow us to jump up things and it makes things or difficult but that's the whole point of the game we're trying to make it perfect we're trying to make it realistic and this is a start a start to a new Minecraft world with leaves that actually hurt now speaking of being realistic here I'm a ton of gold ami and I weigh a lot so if I jump on glass wouldn't it break well a normal minecraft no broken glass would never break you could put five thousand blocks of gold on glass and they would never snap in real life you drop your phone five feet from your pocket and the whole thing shatters and goes into a black hole with this beautiful minecraft command that we just place we can land on glass and that's available and when you go ahead and land on the glass it will simply break let's go ahead and try it again land on the glass it breaks I mean it makes sense it's like if you were accidentally to throw a baseball at the window I mean hey the glass is probably gonna break or crack well in Minecraft it's the same thing are you constantly tired of let your wings not working for you like come on your pig broke yesterday but now your wings ladies don't when I have new powerful improved Elektra wings for you and also when you smash the ground they actually kind of explode which is pretty cool and epic because like if you're going pretty fast and catching speed I mean something's gonna blow up right well the sunset is beautiful let's go ahead and hop off here gain some massive massive speed and slam it to the ground maybe we need a little bit more speed all right I think this should be enough speed let's go ahead oh my gosh so when you see those white particles coming out from behind you that means you are basically ready to explode hey chickens what's up what an epic landing so uh yeah that happened see if we get any baby chickens from this oh we didn't get anything it's kind of lame so the Electra Wings are improved whenever you're going extremely fast speeds and you land on the ground instead of just having a peaceful landing like oh you didn't even disrupt a single piece of grass because you totally didn't come in at 180 miles per hour well now it's a little more realistic when you're flying in and you hit the ground at 180 miles per hour it stuff is gonna blow up just a little bit okay so you moved into your new Minecraft dirt house you want to improve it and make granite countertops but then you put up those countertops and you realize wow these are really ugly well unfortunately life is hard and you can't get your money back for granite so now you can delete them from the universe and it's called the granite removal program for only 1995 I'm giddy it's pretty we have our beautiful granite here let's be honest no one uses this stuff well sometimes if you're playing minecraft hunger games you'll see some of this in the map somewhere let's go ahead place down our command block copy and paste our granite remove granite command and hit done it's gonna spawn in some command blocks the command blocks will probably eat you it's pretty normal after the command blocks ate you go ahead and type in to chat slash trigger granite brush set 1 and then you're gonna if some texts are gonna pop up go ahead and click on disable granite paintbrush in this world and sorry they click the top one okay you go ahead and click it and it turns all the granite into your Minecraft world into stone now it does take a little bit but it does do it and now you can see it is all stone it gives you more stone in your Minecraft world and less stress now for Minecraft building and like really cool maps and stuff granite is very useful but other than that if you're in a minecraft survival world get out of here you're not gonna use granite let's be honest but guys hopefully this video has helped you with some things that you they didn't prove in your Minecraft world this video was really fun to make if you guys could click the like button and the subscribe button for you guys go that would be greatly greatly appreciated what do you guys click that subscribe button you guys will be notified when I upload my new video tomorrow and you do not want to miss tomorrow's video nor this weekend's videos because they are insane definitely be sure to click that subscribe button guys cuz you do not want to miss out on some of the content that's coming out in December so guys thank you so much for watching I wish you all a safe and fantastic Risser day and let me know in the comment section below which one of these commands or things was your favorite improvement to minecraft thank you all so much for watching have a safe and fantastic rest of your day Merry Christmas it's not Christmas yet merry Tuesday it's Wednesday I'm saved bad to address you today stay safe stay awesome and stay honest people [Music] [Applause]

Channel: UnspeakableGaming

Views: 1,698,930

Rating: 4.8943257 out of 5

Keywords: minecraft, unspeakablegaming, unspeakable, mini game, mod, gaming, game, custom, map, crazy, spotlight, showcase, challenge, roleplay, modded, mods, games, maps, secret, redstone, command, mini-game, gameplay, playthrough, tutorial, traps, trolling, glitch, funny, moments, craziest, prank, pranks, no cursing, no swearing, creations, facts, minigame, how to, house, parody, troll, adventure, comedy, video, unspeakablegaming minecraft, troll smp

Id: -DEQCeIqTiY

Length: 12min 6sec (726 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 05 2018