10 'As Seen On TV' Products Put To The Test!

it's also spraying smaller like micro crumbs no they're everywhere qvc faces there's mats woods qvc face perfect hey everybody welcome to doper notes today we're going to be uh looking at 10 sweet products that are you've only seen on television let's tell a little bit more no one watches tv anymore so we're going to use a website randomly in new york okay continue we're gonna be looking at the website as seen on tv we're gonna try and find their weird as seen on tv like tv ads because i feel like that is like my favorite part about asking on tv products where you're like staying home from school cause you told your mom you're sick like mom no i'm sick i swear i just you don't really want to go to school and you sit home and the tv that you watch is just like look at the chimichanga machine wow he's using it in his car wow he's brushing his hair with it actually went to school man that's the kind of vibe i'm chasing guys this is the go-go pillow for all those zoomers who want to put their third gen ipads inside of their pillow making fun of people with third gen ipads bro i used to have a first gen ipad i loved that thing it was awesome you remember the one that had the round back that you put on the table and it would just wobble those were the days dude when tech was first like starting out and they're doing crazy things and then you're gonna just be left with loneliness i can't wait i don't understand the point of it you just rest it on your lap why is it called go go pillow if you're just gonna sit there valid question oh watch a movie or follow a recipe oh how are you gonna watch a movie in bed with a gogo pill without sitting out so you can work hands on or hands off how do you work hands off zoom call oh this feels like a time piece it feels like i'm flashing back to 2010. that is not safe thank you you can say it say it it's the tv while driving because the kid isn't in control of your dad rear ending someone getting that thing to fly off and smack the kid in the face i'm in control of my own car that would literally smash your kid's face if you hit the brakes too hard bro just buy the go-go pillow real bad move out of here just get the go-go pillow and pink leopard just saying that girl's in danger the girl's in danger i don't think so bro what if she gets re-random bro you don't ever get rear-ended my younger sister got rear-ended four days ago i don't believe it went to the er she didn't make it just kidding i can't believe you did that that was so good she made it awesome i love you bro the dude took off his seatbelt because he dropped his phone reached out to get it rear-ended her and broke his windshield with his forehead is he all right yeah he seems to be good you know why he dropped his phone he didn't have a go-go pillow how's the car baby oh is this the the ipad ipad pillow anyone got an ipad i do have an ipad these are like way too close together it's gonna like cover the screen it's gonna cover the screen both ways there's straps on the back oh that's right this was really that's a headrest we're figuring it out this gives serious ipad kit energy because it's like just patented rx says don't worry about it just all these photos of hannah now this is your ex yeah this is your guys's ex guys it's healthy to move on from your exes there you go we've moved on i mean this is it let's throw cocoa melon on and that'll be distracted for like two hours i feel like your brain is at that point where it's like it has a little taste for kid tv cocoa melon is not it have you seen uh you obviously know but um what's it called the blue fox tumble leaf tumble leaf woods with love tumble leaf this looks very high quality super high quality and like all their sets are so beautiful and they like frame by frame animate everything you know what used to hit is the backyardigans backyard again it's like you're an ipad kid look at me look at me words with friends words with friends i'm dying this is going straight up on my rear view mirror it blocks your entire vision that's a nope that sucks all right here's the next product that i think is an absolute humdinger wing banger this is the spin chill oh heck yeah dude yeah this is so loud it's very what did you say spin it there's no way this works why don't you just put the drink in that why don't you use a little fork you put them all in his golf bag and leave it away from the eyes it takes one minute to chill this thing those commercials are so strange it feels like aliens acting like people really does it really do that jan i'd love to see it yeah i'm really interested because maybe johnny at home won't be drunk all the time anymore unlikely there jan johnny at home is going to drink even more now because the spin chill makes your product wicked cool don't say it what well let's test it oh shut up add to cart all right so check this out tanner dude i've been waiting for this product all right i love drills dude so this just like suckies oh so nice those are nice that clip hit me so hard that you're drunk dude it has to go for like a minute we can confirm these are hot yeah give it a good 30 second banger and we'll see that's a fast drill bro dude it's gonna get motion sickness like whoa how long have we started timing this you're gonna waste a whole drill battery on it though the problem it's rechargeable yeah well you better recharge it is it out all right that was 40 seconds is it cold a little well you don't look impressed we had it spinning quite a bit oh that is very cold i mean yeah it's it's not cold enough you know 25 more seconds and it'd be good because yeah it's way colder than the normal can i didn't think that actually worked why wouldn't it work i've literally given you a beer that i haven't had that machine that does yeah but that seemed so much more thought out than a drill bit and a bit of ice i don't know something about this just doesn't feel like it should work this feels like woods made it yeah this is like if wood was going to come up with a business you know i had a suction cup attached to a drill bit i'm not going to argue with that yeah it's still dope it's just like the most minimum amount of work to get it working to accomplish the result get a drill on a plunger i can make that coke i'm thoroughly impressed ah that's a weird sound all right that's a dope i think if i had a rated i'd rate it dope if i had to rate it i rated a note because you still have to have a drill you don't have to have a drill all right next product what is this dude don't ask such a dumb question we know what this is it's the crummy sarah's just setting you up for the no don't ask idiot if you have kids you have crumbs true accurate crumbs make him do it yeah this is not good parenting by the way you should make them do it clean their messes i literally made luna vacuum the floor the other day because of what she did what'd you do there was a window that little snicker the window was open and she stuck a big yucca stick through it and just and just dirt and i was like luna you're coming in and you're backing me and she walks in she's like okay dada why are you like this goes out gets another yucca stick this guy's using a turtle in his garage right hey babe you see this new turtle i got for my crummies i'm gonna get this for luna and atticus maybe they'll actually clean up though you don't think they'll actually they'll like make more crumbs that's a possibility too gotta watch crumbled up for dinner all right add to cart no get two so they can both vacuum you just don't want to back you no i just don't wanna hear them fighting over it oh crumbles no the worst way to do that german crumbs naturally natural crumbs dude it's a crumb he just called a vacuum a crumb getter uh we need to get batteries first i please well atticus lost his that's it it's supposed to get crumbs oh kind of hits all right matt how much i gotta pay you to get the other one yo i'm buying one okay can we can we uh crush it thank you yeah a little bit more okay and three two one one more time three two one all right there's just some kind of ladybug crumbs it's like it makes sense yeah it's like wow it's like you go little ladybug it makes sense in the fact that it makes no sense it's also spraying smaller like micro crumbs [Laughter] let's try again one more shot now we got crumbs this looks like a frat house all right so guess what dude it's the fourth of july 5 a.m party's over it's time to clean up the pretzels that that means grab a ladybug [Laughter] no one leaves everybody grab a ladybug and get to pick it that's pretty cool yeah man so this kind of has a film on our table now you know the table needs like lotion [Laughter] so i'll take a bite it's just this is a pretty bad product i have to like finish the job you know yeah i'm feeling more sad the more i eat out of that so i'm gonna stop all right can we get a real vacuum out here this ladybug sucks it's not bad no no it sucks we have one of these how old is our company same age as your mom carry the six your mom's seven wait wipe new headlight restore we can try this on the mountaineer does it need its headlights restored yeah i think they're broken just shattered glass oh my word i've never seen that before i've never seen them say check out this instruction booklet in the ad they got a rolling dolly shot for this too keep sanding until the water runoff turns keeps sending it same sanding sending keep sending keep sending it let's try it i want to do this on my mega machine all right let's get it wipe a new headlight restore add to cart guys we got the wipe news yeah woods is going to clean the mountaineers headlights whoo you ready woody you got to follow the actual instructions though bro i'm the only one here who reads the instructions i didn't know you could read bro yeah right yeah all right woodland i can't read this [Laughter] cut to woods wiping it new hello today we're fixing up this car first we're starting with the headlights they're dirty the car doesn't work we'll get to that later woods was told to use water to wipe it down first and honestly it did like majority of the job already 80 percent of the work it turns out it just needed to be wiped down with water oh my gosh make sure your headlight's wet and you don't want to sand it down this process is called wet sanding well it's got to get blurry before it can become clear oh she did this to my pores that's what everybody wants to see right here it's a money maker we're raising money wow so you can really see the headlight coming off just pops up i mean i don't think any amount of dirt can make it worse than this headlight i don't know if we're gonna have enough uh enough sand to uh fix this one to be honest it looks good it just looks too bad could have been anything you could have rubbed spin on that it would look the same i think next step spit it's hot in here bro it's just a chemistry can you get a whiff i wouldn't whoa that smells like a death chemical whoa bro bro that got so shiny it got so clear there was the magic that's been hiding all along dude i am getting absolutely contact high from this but that is way cleaner bro that is cleaner i will give that's like a brand new look at the comparison that one to that one it worked insanely well here's the side by side we did a doper nope like review which is not actually fully testing the product out and it still worked did an okay sanding job and it yeah it did really well it's a dope nice what do you want to look best sellers household kitchen outdoor health and beauty tactical practical tools there you go whoa what's this key ninja give that to bailey let's get this for bailey i wonder if her keychain looks any better no it still looks like a well i won't say she got mad at me i don't even think it's a keychain anymore i think it's just a chain full of objects it's a knick-knack trick your keyring still looks like this bailey humbled and confusing yes [Laughter] she's like don't need this anymore that's why she can't walk because her keys are so heavy d-ring is outdated make the switch to the modern key ninja now oh and it's a bottle opener they really snuck that in there that's a bottle opener it's a one minute ad let's get this 16 yeah could you get me one add to cart and then go to the other one right there key smart max it's got headphones it's got two times battery life why does it need batteries hold up oh tile technology i need this buy this okay it's simple he says spend i say append oh yeah key ninja that's the one i want taylor you can open this one this one even comes with tile so you can locate it anywhere can't you open your car with your phone no i can't well yes i can why'd you lie to me you literally lied and then you took it back yeah i'm immediately corrected you just lied to me what the heck bro now i can't trust anything you say what are you doing i dropped all the parts for this wow this is kind of big to be honest that is ugly what is wrong with that dude they could not have packaged that any tighter dude better be cheat codes on there or something that's like how i would always cheat on tests i would write them on little cheat notes like that and like package it up and stick it in my ear that's why you can't hear me yeah that just made way more sense i would always cheat by just like memorizing i'll do the suction thing where you put your hand over your ear and no you wouldn't yeah pop it out i think you wouldn't why would you lie to me no even jokes why would you lie why would you lie to me that's it it only lasts for 60 days but that's the time it'll take me to lose my keys because this is my existing one oh yours is cool yours is a little leathery uh this just feels so cheap this feels like you're gonna break it if you drop your keys you know don't hmm thanks for telling me that i don't like either of these not gonna lie boys feel kind of left out here as well here play with these oh thanks dad you got the key got a coloring book i can work on the way he laughed does that mean you're matt i'm a little insecure about my laugh so why dude but it's simple i'm a little insecure about my laugh which is over here with the space galaxy key that's my old apartment key just in case i need to get back in because i've hidden some stuff i've hidden some stuff seriously serial killer vibes right there his cousin still lives there but that is oh funniest thing ever bro the way he said it just slipped out way too seriously look at this art i just made matt why do you pay me the big bucks it's pretty cool huh yeah dude i like this because oh yeah it's like a it's like a key hammer yeah yeah this is not working if you can kind of see like you know you add the spacers you add a couple so you could have i did it wrong but see here's how you do it i did it wrong all right matt i'm gonna give it up to you this is um exciting they didn't give me enough spacers now you have three right here that's not those are extenders bro learn the lingo all right well matt's figuring out his keys we're gonna look at the next product look at that wallet dude jeepers creepers that's a bailey wallet right there everything that's just excess that's a bailey wallet hold on do i need to see big vision why is it no matter what you do the view is never big enough for you age a little bit like hieroglyphs she said it looks a little bit like hieroglyphs ma'am what what you need is big vision the magnifier i can read perfect now oh my god this is amazing it's like high definition it's like high definition it's like high definition someone make this a meme it just under it it's like high definition definition this dude's daughter is probably watching this video like dad i told you meet me at abercrombie don't talk to strangers don't talk to strangers oh my gosh everything 160 bigger and clearer 160 bigger what kind of measurement is that that's high definition all right this is what i call a good product let me see it it's glasses now here's the thing about these glasses these are the magnifying glasses yeah they're supposed to be really good for helping you see things at a distance and i have two pairs would you like to don some yes this might also help matt with putting it together so as you look you'll see the magnifying lenses yeah man there it is yeah there's the focus point whoa it's going in and out six inches yeah i actually need those right now can i have them if you go in and out dude it legit warps oh my gosh my eyes are a little bit wow dude i can see every inch of your keys that's what she said i was watching that harassment training video three things you learned right now no that's what she said jokes oh really that's a sad existence yeah that's what she said can't do it [Music] okay number two [Music] you didn't learn anything no i i definitely didn't okay you know it's all uh self-explanatory common sense oh okay just being a kind individual i'm glad that it's like obvious for you if you came out and you're like dude it was revolutionary and i've been like this this is really frightening for years i've been like why can't i make friends also this is really good like flat out i would keep these dude i could count every single one of these leg hairs go 34. wow within this square unit yeah matt makes sense of the mom right he's like he's old yeah he's like a tinkerer because he's doing something yeah oh yeah we were just doing nothing with him you're right but he's really completing a task we're just looking at like kind of made me want to get like a bug like museum though like an ant farm yeah why do i say a bug museum bro i'm disappointed in this this is terrible all right guys well i think the glasses absolutely slap matt's still figuring this out but we'll go to our next product kachow download the app what kind of second would download the asking on tv wait a second in the app are they showing an ad in an ad to the app whoever made this ad what they're doing big bucks imagine they just advertise their own like youtube channel what in the company's ad her eyebrows are very angry eyebrows but her smile is very big smile if you covered her eyes you would think joker can you make her the joker thank you my father oh that was really creepy tom too far kind of mean too far too far instant hourglass by crushing your bones miss belt your ideal figure oh that looks painful this does not look right bro that's cruel this is that is a well out of touch yeah very out of touch let's buy it i'm going to add it to cart see how this goes i've been waiting to look slimmer act thinner and have a whole lot of dinner after using the mist belt i don't know how i slipped through that it's like i read it but i didn't bro shut up oh sorry man i'm just trying to go to the next product if you don't mind yeah instant hourglass shape we'll see hourglass shape in a matter of seconds prove it are you gonna put this on have to oh it's stinky skin colored mist belt is intended to be snug connect it to my tile now this is so big though yeah put it up above your waistline yeah this is so demeaning why it's like a mattress your choice wrap this do i have an hourglass don't look at that what only that little fat pop do i look like an hourglass would you want to watch me tell time i can't even tell you're already i look like i took a gunshot for sure so that's what happens when i find it we're on the hourglass product yeah man i see this in high def hd baby it makes your butt pop no doubt this is me really like tight oh i do look cool oh my god wow i look really skinny yeah it does not look healthy bro i look rock hard too someone's like yo let me check your peck out your peck out i'm gonna say eight pack uh i think this works but i don't think it should you feel like elizabeth swann uh i feel like a lizard spawned can it go tighter i think so can we get it tighter we should we yeah is this what they did in the olden days i'm gonna hold it like this it means you twist dude looks like a cable is this up here does it hurt not hurt but it feels like you're constantly in a state of desperation for air okay but do you feel pretty yeah i would say you're breathing a lot heavier yeah i feel like pretty people breathe a lot do you think it can protect you against punches no it's already so compact you couldn't knock my breath out dude okay oh yeah you'll never yeah for sure dude i'm gonna break your hand you can never knock the wind out of me there's no air in me you're like i'm just getting enough traces of air i will say if you're asking me if i feel pretty no uh if you wanted to do a little ballroom dance i wouldn't hate it you know i'm not against it i say this is a nope you know just accept yourself here at dope dope we're just pitching acceptance yes i'm to wear it to see how long until i pass out though i don't think that's a good idea because then i have to run the video [Laughter] [Music] and then the relief wrap ultra dude the cape tension in your neck and shoulders can make you really uncomfortable sure can barbara what you need is to wrap yourself in soothing relief with the all-new release tom make a super like she's flying away me man i'm hot blanket you don't want to meet my brother we leave rap is soft this guy looks like a king in his own house and i respect it i respect this king there's my king that's me after a glass of chocolate milk dude hopefully it works with my baby body are you tired of looking like crap grab the relief oh heat cape do any marvel characters have capes thor oh anybody else second one made vision vision doesn't he have a cape yes did you just almost spit up yeah i'm getting a lot of pressure pushing up on my diaphragm okay so let's see we go with hot boy we go super high heat vibrates you're right your face is red yeah it's pretty a little red bro don't worry i'm here comfort man super comfort oh this is so dumb there's one tiny little button it's probably good for your vagus nerve it's pronounced the gas it's a long case is it going down your butt can it doesn't reach your butt are you fascinated with my butt dude play off no are you weirdos i'm not showing you guys again it was that just that one time it was so awesome does it make the fears go away it's warm it's getting warmer give me your dope nope right now three two one i will not be forced to give a premature review i think it means it's a dub because he's so relaxed he didn't feel any of the pressure i just put on i never feel pressure you put on me now when you're wearing that sweet cave unless you put your pressure on me and then i'm like get the heck off i want to strike that from the record he's never said that that's right hearsay objection here sir you objected yourself i want the swerve ball guys i've been waiting for the swerve ball my entire life this new ball that everyone's talking about no one's talking about this ball slide it curve it swerving i'm getting the sword ball should we get a swerve bat how are you going to test it huh i'm late it says it it's simple you throw it it's a ball curve it slide it sink it they never say throw it drown it choke it sink it i was gonna have his cart look at this ball what a little ball look at the ball are you gonna go hit that out there i think i'm gonna throw it at woods and vlog it we don't talk anymore it looks like someone's doing that to you it looks like it was against your will but you were doing it yourself should we go use this all right cut two all right guys so we're here with the the bat and the ball i got a couple throws with it to get familiar with it i feel like i get more out of it with just doing my own things with it than i felt like i was getting from using it like the way it was intended so it has all these notches on it the tiny one is where i believe you put your thumb and then you follow the shapes with your fingers yeah like the x's here i mean it kind of went straight in the left it looked like a cutter or something like if you were the hitter it comes like this i'm going to throw it like low and away this is a tanner pitch okay this one's gonna be like exaggerated it's gonna go like this okay that was right by my movement out of it by face using it with my own pitches and stuff and it was exaggerated yeah it's pretty cool i don't know what wood's thrown to me i'm gonna hit it and we'll see what happens game over i'm gonna say that's a no kind of sucked honestly i'd rather just get a whiffle ball and a whiffle ball like a normal kid i don't know thank you guys for watching this episode of if you've seen it on tv you've now seen it on youtube as seen on tv oh welcome to this episode um thanks for watching this episode of youtube forward slash as seen on tv previously on tv previously on tv welcome to this episode actually it's last time on tv last time on tv you saw this episode of youtube on your samsung tv youtube application we are doper nope no actually 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Length: 27min 2sec (1622 seconds)

Published: Sat May 28 2022