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i peed in my underwear it was like oh my gosh i peed in my underwear what is going on oliver what are you gonna get your mom for her birthday a dog a dollar bill which she gonna buy with the dollar bill do you girls two do boys too but girls don't too yeah your sister toots no she doesn't yeah because don't girls don't chew they don't yeah do you two yeah girls don't do love my baby sister so much she's special and sweet that's not special [Music] [Laughter] i made um a trap to a trap so i could catch a raccoon and name it bucky what are you gonna do with the raccoon um i'm gonna we're gonna name it name and we're gonna keep it and not eat it what was what were you first thinking you would want to do with it eat it eat it i like the happy birthday song [Music] and it goes here and it goes here good job it's a regular phone it's real and then we have my niece so now belt if you were to dial a phone number on here how would you dial it i don't know i don't know i know it goes something like this but i don't understand what this i would but the numbers don't move um i don't know i just spin in just hope for the best i don't know what i do i i it sounds like it clicks maybe one two three four five the number but it goes i don't know i don't know i don't know what are you trying to do and there jake bunny make a bunny how are you gonna make a bunny no i don't know how to get one out what do you got in your hand a carrot why do you have a carrot because i'm one carrot okay try again [Music] no bra bro curry look at me don't say it don't say l just bra just let them go they're not nose pickers what mom [Music] yes [Music] is this your fault uh it's your mom's or ashley's is [ __ ] wants to be a doctor when she grows up what do you want to be a white a nightlight you want to be a night light when you grow up wow arielle can i see your beautiful smile no better no pictures please baby bands and numb and spelling bright well is there a baby in your belly no baby in your mouth charlotte you're not supposed to taste anymore sorry but what are you doing not taking it you're not tasting it oh good job so i was just i was just on zoom i was beatboxing not really paying attention but looking at the screen and then suddenly it just said zoom and it was like it was over and what were you doing that you couldn't pay attention beatboxing hey i make a fry can i make a fry candy show you mean a snow angel yes [Laughter] turn right onto north street her name is siri not reecey siri reesy no it's siri no it's greasy her name is siri i like her is it a pterodactyl what is it it's a bridge it's a bird what were you saying who taught you that word a daddy daddy yeah that's a bad word they go to timeout school first day of school and it's first erection first election are you talking about resurrection resurrection oh yeah i like that better it's me mickey what's your name my name is dawson oh nice to meet you dawson do you want to come play no thank you get a different pet doesn't have teeth like me what kind of pet it has to be purple it doesn't have any teeth it's gotta be a cat cats have teeth what and i'm never gonna get nothing can we get back can you tell me one thing you know about god uh that he pulled a bone from adam levine to make him a a woman he pulled a bone from who i don't love being from the voice not the boy's kids the real voice what are you telling us to do do you have a big ol badonkadonk yeah bingo one i got big ones like you what happened to daddy he went off with who babysitter she ran off at the babysitter oh no make way make way oh my god what was that oh my gosh see it's what is it what is this yeah that's a bad word no don't say bad words okay no bad words only i say nice words like like hi how are you you always say you want to marry me and i say no no no no no and today you did did that today and i didn't like that you lied okay you're gonna forget about it no i'm not keen where someone gets appear out and someone takes it in the refrigerator that's good [Music] okay i like it boobies oh wait wait don't don't because those are mom's flowers and it'd be not so great if you pick them i can fight you i think you're good no i'm not good unless i'm this cute why have you been nice or naughty i really love these oh my goodness are you sure oh yes okay okay now what's gonna happen and i'm gonna drove you in the dress and i'm gonna bite you and you are gonna be dead i need kiddies if you eat seeds from watermelon adult girls get naked no adult girls get need a pregnant why do you need to pump because i need to but why but why do you need to pump i need a pump with those why i need my tits hurt what you say there are a lot of these puppies reverse it so you don't hit the other cars guys [Music] what you're doing i am concentrating i'm turning left okay yep you got it no go reverse go reverse so you can turn around i need coffee what do you need what do you need a stella coffee you do how come [Music] a healthy man [Music] oh my god just got all wet [Music] it's the time what are you going to do you're going to write it all the time once [Laughter] get your thumb stuck right there where is it right here and what happy birthday to you we love you we hate you no bro i'm on fire right now i want to eat all the ladies what'd you do sunscreen on my baby is that the sunscreen yeah yeah i think that's actually called flower no baby because the balloon i do not get off because the flowers covering her eyes to make sunscreen my brother because i don't want him anymore i want a baby sister drop me off that pass so mark can get a baby sister and a cat is it good what is it yuck it's yolk i don't i don't like it i'm avoid it to pizza why are you allergic to pizza because i don't like getting bored well you said you were allergic to it why are you allergic to it because i'm sick so what can you eat when you're sick if you're allergic to pizza oranges and nana's knock knock who's there come on down come on down here come on down to the olive garden to get your free bread sticks my beans beautiful they're beautiful what purple princess yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] what do you want rory alcohol you can't have any alcohol why because you're only three what you're only three you can't have alcohol until you're 21. i have some ice cream yeah we can get you ice cream yeah [Music] get my boys it's not bubbles i love you finn no you don't want me are you done with your project the homework queen that makes me do homework every day i never getting married why not okay you don't want to but why because i don't want to kiss you don't want to kiss [Music] you have nothing to play with yeah oh bye that's pretty um crazy isn't it don't you think yeah i mean you have nothing to play with [Music] why don't you have anything to play with these things are heavy you have nothing to play with i wanted to be fast and i wanted to have fun boobs i didn't hear you what'd you say i wanted fat yeah and and i wanted man both what'd you say right i'll buy you a hippo you will yeah a real hippo yeah when [Music] your brother kicked you in the nuts yeah it hurt yeah you don't you don't have nuts [Music] it's right there yeah which one is the what poor i'm watching hoarders so we don't eat fish what do we eat we eat carrots dinner yeah oh we don't eat fish okay okay you're not gonna share any candy with mommy don't touch my candies don't touch your candy are you going to share with daddy yeah well you're not going to share with mommy just say daddy just daddy daddy daddy's mommy's husband oh man he's a boy and he's a friend he's just my friend is he my husband no he's a friend he's just mommy's friend what's a husband a husband is a monster what color is this green no what color is this no what color is this no what color is this what [Music] i might have mommy it is so cold and you're calling to pay your bills how about well then you don't get to go in the restaurant please don't be mad are you you want me not doing the things i want well you can't do the things that you want if you're mean if you want to do the things that you want then you need to be nice no no what did you call me you are a butt okay i guess that's accurate okay hey did you remember i was in your belly me too but now i'm not in your belly anymore and you told me to come out and i said okay i'm coming out who said you're my cousin why are you sad because i want mary cooper but his mom said he can't marry cousins but i will marry him i won't let me for what that's going to work who are you papa okay now what are you gonna do at work [Music] go one two three keep going you got you're almost done i'm so tired i know why wine has germs in it why because first first everybody drinks these are my boobies i love you boobies i love you boobies i love you boobies i love you boobies you are ridiculous broom you look the definite what's your favorite food i'm scared like the because and the sauce looks like blood how do you say alligator okay where did you come from i came god sent from down into a peanut and i was stuck in a peanut shell and mommy picked me up sang me up his belly got big big big i grew in your belly and i popped out of the shell and yeah i'm a human now why are you crying i was in the computer you want to lick the computer that's really sad why would you be popcorn pregnant i don't want to be here because because you ate a pea a popcorn seed you ate a popcorn seed at target reese you're not gonna grow popcorn inside of you you're not gonna grow a popcorn baby i promise you'll just poop it out so i was just i was just on zoom i was beat boxing not really paying attention but looking at the screen and then suddenly it just said zoom and it was like it was over and what were you doing that you couldn't pay attention beat boxing oh you be careful anna's what's your smell for your daddy my hair and you might [Music] okay now what's gonna happen to me and i'm gonna drove you in the dress and i'm gonna bite you and you are gonna be dead [Music] is that what you said i got a friend from north dakota and he's pregnant [Laughter] my appointment was good does it hurt still yeah and it doesn't taste good it doesn't taste good what does it taste like i kind of don't know it's it's kind of from dirty dishes or like dead fish dirty dishes or dead fish yeah yucks disgusting happy birthday to you [Music] happy birthday to you oh i gotta pick that one oh no i didn't roll it no the wind blew it hold on oh my goodness [Music] we got a piece of money actually we could get a piece of paper then paint it like money twenty dollars hold up your apple what kind of apple is that a lot it looks like a butt yeah you're gonna eat it i'm not gonna eat a butter [Music] jameson did you eat emma's cake no i i didn't eat tea in my hand where's the cake yet and my hand you didn't put it in your mouth i put my hands we'll go give it back to her don't you eat that cake lord what do i do i know what to do lord the lord the lord has to tell me to play the lord is telling you to clean up no to play what you doing huh [Music] that what what did you just say a power uh why we don't say that word sorry okay i'm not picking it's up scary you're the who that's why i got candy boy you're a candy boy that's why i'm the kid parker what are you doing parker what are those little boots my boobs are so big they're left in my stuff i'm sitting on the rock with my worm what well you can't keep them huh what are you gonna do with them i'm gonna keep them but you don't know how to feed them yes they do what do you feed them worm food where do you get worm food at the store what if i have another baby oh okay well what if i do no i'm but i like this one this one is good this one what happens if i eat this one it's [Laughter] oh grandpa brought a chair he got smart huh he didn't bring one for grandma though what the heck why because gemma's butt is too big [Laughter] thanks love what are you drinking here these are my boobies i love you boobies i love you boobies i [Music] a helicopter oliver what do you think you would like to be when you grow up [Music] what about a dad no mom yeah big boobs go katie go go go penny go go go candy go go go candy go this is not dress up yes it is dress up nope i don't see that this is not dress up then what is it though oh it's lips it's clothes yeah no that's dress up no it's not one boy you can't have one i want a boyfriend no on the boyfriend it's not allowed no boyfriends i need a boyfriend babies no you're not getting a snack a baby guess what baby ones get bigger what do you think snakes eat people [Laughter] what else do you know what else you have to feed today you have to feed them my cerebella [Music] do you still want a snake no i would make a little sign that says i polish shoes and it'll say how much and you have to give me 50 bucks that's a lot for polishing shoes that's probably more than some shoes are worth 50 bucks because i'm going to make your shoes shine is going to be prettier than your wife who's pawn stalion an explorer but now he's not he's dead hey buddy baby look at mama how much do you love mama three dollars wow that's a lot easy don't lose your stuff oh james oh my god [Laughter] uh [Laughter] [Music] [Music] and sometimes that will happen say i'm sorry then are you gonna stay in timeout no then if you want to get out of timeout you say i'm sorry then you sit in timeout now okay we'll sit here until you're ready no to me i did say no to you i would not you don't know the queen you are not the queen i am the queen oh my goodness i'll take a break for a second you are out yeah i'm gonna tuck my balance out take your batteries out no get my nug and open it and and take your battery though it's a black it's a butt yeah it looks like it you think it's this tree's butt yeah looks like it don't stick a stick in the butt might ouchie yeah it might poop out of it i don't know [Music] i've never seen a tree butt before poopy butt yeah if i gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar how many dollars would you have one one you don't know you're arithmetic you don't know my daddy okay i'm not shocker are you gonna be a politician is that what you said yeah [Music] i've been waiting and waiting to have apple pie and i don't like taste i don't like this it's good no it's not you just get crushed did you get some apple i just flipped this i didn't eat why did you just i don't like this part that's the apple filling i don't like apple filling that's the best part of the pie not tasty enough need more cookies don't you think you should treat me like your friend no why you are a mother i'm a mother i can be your friend no you're not my friend because that's what kids have if you don't want me to have a mother that's fine sydney did you throw a rock at miss kalitta i'm not gonna answer that question why not i don't want you you don't want to hear it no everyone should tone it [Music] [Music] no you are adorable no [Music] who come here tell me who you're talking to she crimson stay fly oh okay and and you're not too fat anymore you ate broccoli mom [Music] did you touch it touch what my belly button did you did you i did i well i'm going to nana go ahead what did you just ask me for what did you say i'm one day man what you're mean man i'm a beer and you're mean why am i mean you [Music] what do you have under your eyes sparkles sprinkles yes sprinkles are they freckles no they're called freckles yes you say freckle sparkle freckle amelia when you burp you have to say excuse me no excuse me thank you no excuse me oh my god i saw your butt hole a butt crack what color hair do you want purple why do you want purple hair because i like purple paint on my hair well what's wrong with your hair well it sucks yeah my hair sucks what do you think am i don't dramatic this okay because i'm not dramatic you think i'm dramatic and i'm not okay now stop the videos ryan what do you want for your birthday tell me wretch baby [Music] what are you wearing [Music] ah [Music] okay wait what are you doing is he late yeah he's really late oh you better get going yeah and you're driving me crazy i'm driving you crazy why get out my house what are you talking about i get out of my house this is not your house you don't pay the bills just gotta pay the bills you pay the bills get out of my house why are you spitting it out olivia okay let's just stop eating snow that's a little gross well you know if it has dog pee in it and you put it in your mouth the dog pee is already in your mouth regardless of if you spit it out or not really harper what did you just say who taught you that who taught you that word who taught you that word the monster in the closet taught you that word yeah he wants to read the house we want the fifth house but if you break the house then where are we gonna live in a playground we're going to my mcdonald's what do you want i'll have a cheeseburger and a dairy coke a diet coke yes one diet coke that's my diet coke does she have a baby in her tummy i do no that was when baby noah was in my tummy no yes no baby's never more baby why is everybody having babies in this crazyness first take a bite [Music] what should we do with it i don't know what's going on here with this one i have no no more eyes yeah but but what is that what did you put on there tips what hips what is it their hips their hips yeah that these are your hips oh harper where's your baby where's your baby what's she doing [Music] where's your baby what's she doing in there she's eating what my boobies my boobies um ever throws all mommy's things in the potty yeah evan what do you say cheese she's got a barbie doll said to you what what is she what makes her just like me um because she has boobies oh my gosh boobies what big boobies yeah hi boss i want to go to work because i'm gonna get home and daddy and mommy no i'm going to well i don't want anyone do i want to buy nova what did you just fart again yeah he's gross you do you miss anybody else he screamed okay sorry thank you yeah one in the castle and look at her boobs her boobs are really big [Music] [Music] i'm not activated in the morning when i get sleep i'm ready to go if i don't get sleep i'm not even ready to go i know but you didn't want to do your homework done so now you got to do it now you deserve what i said i'm not activated do you want a baby brother do you want you a brother no no how about a baby sister emma you help me do some laundry um okay how are you texting daddy what are you saying you need somebody yeah what you gonna buy that on top of me [ __ ] is not gonna come i don't know why isn't she very not coming but everything [Music] she didn't where'd she put it can you say get oh [Music] thank you it's gross yeah yeah the cute boy on the beach what are you gonna say hello how about and then how you get to your eyes look [Laughter] go a deer a female deer right a couple more sun [Music] right i call myself a demon maybe i can feed them but i don't have big boobs yet what are you gonna do with that jumping shopping grandma has floppy boobs how do you know that because i touched them before and yeah and they feel floppy and they are floppy boobsies and ava was being mean what should we do to her check her out our house no do we kiss boys no kissing boys i guess i got 100 on my grades [Music] cool and so what do you do you can wash your hands with me what is it birthday monies i just can't believe this it's just so amazing i get the buy stuff your mommy's a really good cook you know that manny yeah sometimes eat it um it tastes black what's wrong bubba boys just have nipples you don't have boobies girls have boobies [Music] i'm pretty sure it's your bedtime no i'm pretty what's your problem why are you yelling at me why why you're yelling at me because i won't work out [Music] you're an astronaut tell mommy what you want to be when you grow up i am sorry man get someone going please can you put place it on the onion cookie no good i'll be a fossil hunter a lot of things and i'll be doing maybe jesus he cannot become baby i can't do something now i need coffee i don't think you need no coffee you need anti-coffee you need the opposite of coffee no no coffee for you crazy face i promise i promise never one boyfriend number one boyfriend all right i love you honey maybe two boyfriends no you said none okay you having fun at disneyland are you having fun oh yeah kate are you having fun at disneyland did you get to see minnie mouse what did you get evelyn [Laughter] reid what do you want to be when you grow up a vegetarian it you ate it why did you eat it how come you ate the wall yummy i'll let you see in a second why'd you eat the wall i don't know i don't know do you think you should eat the wall again what did you say she was doing oh playing her ipad who says that who says that i don't know who calls it that i don't know i just make it up isaiah our hands for hitting no yay [Music] daddy our hands forgiving no yeah caleb our hands for hitting yeah okay now you still can't draw on the wall do not draw on that wall i wonder you can't draw on that wall samantha please no i don't want to okay no okay okay no you cannot draw on the wall [Music] you

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Length: 50min 3sec (3003 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 05 2021