what is above my head soulmate's name blank blank blank blank blank you have to guess letters of your soulmate's name or just guess the name and if you guess it right you'll meet him I'm going to guess the letter J it starts with a J A that means you're not my soulmate maybe it's Jason D it's not Jason dulo why does it say strike one that's because you can only guess your Soul's name or the letter of his name wrong 10 times after 10 strikes you're out and you'll never ever meet your soulmate that's scary oh no I'm not going to guess my soulmate's name again until I'm older I don't want to guess what I guess my soulmate's name correctly that means I'll meet him soon that's great have you guessed your soulmate's name yet no I haven't guessed my soulmate's name since I was six I don't want to class we have a new student everyone meet Jimmy is that my hey mind if I said here hey Jimmy oh oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree Brie my deadly curses I can't open my eyes ouch what's your deadly curse sing songs of Cheers you have to sing songs what kind of songs Christmas hey babe what do you want for Christmas this year all I want for Christmas is [Music] you baby wow BR please take me back I'm still in love with you come on come on it's lovely weather foray right together with you please take me back I know I messed up Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away why do you keep seeing here let me serenate you last ristmas I gave you my I really can't stay wait I've got to go what do you mean that everyone who's not on the nice list is going to be eliminated why would they do that for popular control and to get rid of all the mean people in the world like you stinky Steve don't walk away I'm talking to you what is it Brianna what can I do to get on the nice list stop being so rude do good deeds be kind apologize to those you hurt like me like you I'm so sorry for whatever I did to you you stinky stinky Steve it doesn't work my next percentage hasn't gone up at all because it's not genuine you don't mean it you don't even know what you did do you what did I do you're the one who gave me the name stinky Steve because of you everyone called me that I don't have any friends and I can't get a girlfriend because everyone thinks I'm stinky one year I almost failed all my classes because I stopped showing up at school I couldn't bear being called stinky Steve all day long Steve I really am sorry it's too late to apologize what's happening to me why am I turning blue you're transforming but don't be afraid we are able to cover it up and live as normal functioning members of society there it's covered up but may I ask what exactly I'm transforming into you were one of the few chosen to transform in a rare breed of superhumans superh human but I don't understand why are people afraid of us where did she go I haven't seen you before are you new yeah I just transferred here you should totally come have lunch with us yeah I'd love to so good I love chocolate you have something above your lip oh let me get that your skin it's blue Anna are you okay I got to sneeze red light you look like you really want to let out that sneeze you can but if you do you'll be out green light hey Timmy look paper airplane whoa throw it here red light ouch you threw it right at my eye a poor Timmy green light no Brianna what have you done it's all your fault my twin brother Timmy is dead hey I'm sorry about what happened to your twin brother Timmy but you have to understand I why so serious green light I never meant for anyone to get hurt we were just playing this is for Timmy red light guess what guys I got 500,000 words this year how many words did you get zero again look at this loser she gets zero words every year what a shame hey my name's Kevin I just moved to the school you don't want to talk to me I see how it is oh you have zero words I'm so sorry don't worry I can do enough talking for the both of us hey everyone look it's the girl with no words you wish you had 80,000 words like I do hey leave her alone okay I'm leaving the people at the school are jerks do you like popcorn here I brought extra my popcorn hey you were faking it you do have words no liar what power will I get for purple ooh purple kind of suits me why haven't you left yet it's 9:00 a.m. 9:00 a.m. no way I'm going to be late for school what's happening whoa how did you get here you're lucky you made it just in time for the Bell wo I can teleport class was so easy oh no I forgot my bag I got you bestie I got your bag bestie thank you and I also got this what's that it's the answers for the upcoming science test I teleported into Mrs jenning's office and I took them and the best part is no one could have saw me go in because I didn't I teleported Brianna we saw that you took the answers principal Smith how is that possible I never even went in you know we have security cameras right I forgot about that get to go okay what's my superpow what is this it's your birthday what special power did you get I don't know there's just a bunch of Colors Over My Head colors yeah there's blue what happened nothing you just have blue lines on your face now oh I selected it it's so funny she doesn't even get a real power he hey why would you say that what I never said anything that was so weird hey happy birthday hey my dude Jim she'll never know how madly in love with her I am you're in love with me what how did you know that whoa I can read Ms hey is your birthday party still on at your place yes of course it is I really hope her mom's there she is so fine I'm so over this whole mind reading thing and stay away from my mom babe I'm breaking up with you and I've been cheating on you throughout this entire relationship how could you do that how could you cheat on me oh just like how you cheated on me this whole relationship I uh how did you know this I'm an intellectual St you will never believe what I can do I can go back and forth in time have you lost your mind no I'll show you I want to take my best friend forward in time Bessie did it work did what work dangie look I don't want to explain this whole thing again but I can go back and forth into time have you lost hold my hand I want to try something H how did I get here shh we're in class you really pen time travel I told you hey I need you to help me with something welcome to the squid games where you have a chance to pay off your debt with the prize money of $39 Million by playing series of games do you agree to the terms and conditions sure whatever that is what depths do you have I'm a failed social media influencer when I tried to keep up with my lavish lifestyle I maxed out all my credit cards and boor money from the wrong guys you I'm in deep debt with student loans first game we'll play is rock paper scissors choose your partner hey let's be partners start rock paper scissors yes I win I chose scissors you chose paper Luke what kind of game is this what 30% that's way more than usual I don't think you should go to school today stay home it isn't safe out there yeah that's a good idea babe I'm so scared my danger level is already at 40% I'm not going to school today are you alone my mom's home but she's going to leave for work in an hour don't worry I'll keep you safe I'll be right over thank you you're such a good boyfriend all right sweetheart I'm heading to work now my danger level keeps going up I don't know what's going to happen is your boyfriend almost here yeah he's almost here he's only 5 minutes away thank goodness you're here I'm so scared it just went up to 100% someone's going to break in the house what do we do oh darling don't you know he's already [Music] here what I only have one day left look who's 18 now how much time did you get one day here I got 99 years I'll give you some of my time thanks but it doesn't really matter my time's going to run out sooner or later anyways hey let's go to that coffee shop you love so much it will cheer you up for sure good idea I'll be right back I'm just going to use the bathroom why do you look so sad oh you know it's nothing it's just that my time left is only one week so I wish I only had a week left I got infinite time I've already lived hundreds of years infinite time that's not even possible where did she go what did I miss a strange lady just approached me telling me she has infinite time and that she wishes she only had a week left infinite time is impossible no way I found a list of jokes on the internet and I'm going to recite them to you until you smile why couldn't the pony sing a lullabi cuz he was a little horse you have the humor of a brick wall once you see how pretty you look in this makeup you're going to smile for sure don't put pink stuff on me okay you're done then look in the mirror ah what did you do to my face put this on it's totally going to go with your makeup no what why you don't like this sweater it's literally my favorite one I'm not interested in any of these things you're only doing the things you like and I'm nothing like you you just like basically everything I don't know what to do anymore I give up you're never going to smile oh you just ran into the door Your Mark it's purple what did you do what did I do I didn't do anything it had to be you come on let's test this out look at Britney over there she doesn't deserve a purple mark She's unkind to everyone Britney deserves a pink Mark she should be un [Music] successful it worked I can't believe it actually worked it actually changed her Mark get out of the way loser Brad's a jerk Brad is a jerk he deserves a pink Mark we're going to have so much fun with this here I compiled the list of every single person in the school who deserves a pink Mark and who deserves a purple mark look I get where you're coming from but we should be a little bit more careful shouldn't we we don't want to get caught we would never get caught Brianna I need you to come with me but on red they're going to send you to jail or Worse execute you no I don't F in with any of these assigned colors therefore I have no color Hello Brianna I'm going to need you to come with me it's the president hey leave her alone calm down there fella I would just like to speak with her Jake it's fine I'll go with him have some tea thank you I thought that we may have an issue with you you see you're the only person to show strong attributes of all three colors we chose red cuz we thought it would best suit you since you are going to be quite the danger to us how are you enjoying your tea so far why do I feel so dizzy yeah we're going to need you to sleep for a little while what where am I good morning Brianna I'd like to make a deal with you how many times say my soulmate said my name 500 that's not too many but it has to be someone I know what about your crushed Derek he totally likes you back oie really let's find out hey Derek hey look I'm going to need you to say my name real quick oh okay Brianna dang it it's not him what about Jim from accounting you guys are close there's no way he's like a bro to me how do you think you did on the test I'm not sure I hope I did okay I studied really hard for it I'm sure you did fine Brianna him hey Mr Stevens hello here's your test back you did amazing you absolutely aced it great work Brianna all right 10 tasks then I meet my soulmate easy you're not getting easy I'm going to need to put a dollar in this bed right now what no don't make me use this is that your phone no it's poisonous put it in the bag okay jeez okay class is everyone ready for the test no I'm not and why not because it's stupid and I didn't want to study for it you don't think my tests are worth studying for no I don't think they are and you're a bad teacher well that's just fine because you won't have to write the test go to detention what happened in there I can't believe you missed the test my soulmate better be worth this worth what you can't be find anymore I'm sorry where are you from I'm from England wait really you're British no I'm just messing with you what are your hobbies uh actually I like to rob banks in my spare time ha funny can you take these questions seriously we'll see what are you doing I'm getting ready for a date with who of your bu are you [Music] doing hello my name's John I'll be your server today can I get you started with anything to drink hello stop posting thirst traps on Tik Tok very bold of you to say easy oh would you look at that 4,00,000 4,200,000 wow your crushes are going very fast cut it out already who are you to tell me what to do we broke up right this is getting out of hand just stop posting I'll stop posting when you stop hey look I don't want your critique any longer I'm here to say I'm sorry I get it I understand how you are feeling it's hard to see people fall for the person you like it's my fault too I was being insecure know what I think of this whole crushed soulmate thing you covered my crushes yeah let's not look at them anymore they don't Define our relationship you're right I like get that must be him hey wow you look beautiful I do yeah I mean for a nerd we had a a moment there and you ruined it let's go this is a really nice place you brought me isn't it it's one of my favorites what's wrong nothing it's just your crutches keep going up do you feel insecure yeah I mean a little 3 million girls is a lot of competition yeah 3 million girls is a lot but you're the only one on a date with me and you're the only one that I see need you did you also just yeah I did so beautiful just as I expected I mean you too you're you're handsome I mean not beautiful well you are beautiful but I get what you mean well you better get home and rest our wedding's tomorrow yeah you're right I Now Pronounce You Prince and wait she's a liar Emily who's that that's Emily she's my best friend her Mark is fake she's not the real princess I am but Emily Your Mark was gold I covered it cuz I was scared of being royalty but I can't sit back and watch you lie any longer is is this true both of you are coming with me to be figure this out no wait there's a fire starting in my heart the of your remind me of us they keep me thinking we it all the scars of Your Love they leave me bre I feeling we could have [Applause] [Music] [Applause] how many words did you get this year zero that's even less than last year it's okay baby don't be upset how about I take you shopping it will cheer you up you like that dress all right let's go buy it then oh you want to try it on first all right let's go I'm very sorry sir but it's only one person per change room no I have to come with her she's going to need help with the zipper don't worry sir I'll be there to help her with that please wait here oh it looks like you got the zipper just fine on your own help me help you I do you know that man if you're happy and you know it clap your hands I'm not doing it I'm not happy if you hear if you're happy and you know it you must do whatever she says happily if you don't do what she says with a smile you'll die that's scary if you're happy and you know it clap your hands if you're happy and you know it stomp your feet it's 7 a.m. bro it's too early for this uh-oh Chad wasn't happy and you know it Chad Britney are you okay I know Chad was your boyfriend if you're happy and you know it cuts your hair I love cutting my hair so happy so happy no my beautiful hair a Britney wasn't happy and you know it if you're happy and you know it push someone down the stairs cover your mouth or cover your heart I think I'll choose heart oh sweetie you have to choose mouth you have that giant pimple on your face everyone will make fun of you for it okay okay look at Brianna she's always covering her face it's because she's so ugly if we saw her face we'd pass out a that's so considerate of her poor Brianna she's the only girl in the school who doesn't have a date for the dance Hey Brianna would you like to be my date for the dance but you don't even know what I look like it doesn't matter to me I like you for you I'd love to wow Brianna you look so beautiful may I have this dance sure you're so dumb you really thought I actually liked you take off your mask I want to see what you're hiding no let go of me come here good morning Dad I'm off to school now Dad how's my best friend today my dad has a laughing disease that means both my parents are gone I can't go home tonight do you think I can stay at your place I have to go where are you going your dad has the Laughing disease you could have caught it I can't risk it stay away class does anyone know the answer to everyone out students stay out here I'll take care of Miss Applewood that was so scary are you doing okay Bri I thought you didn't want me near you in case I'm contagious I know what I said I was just worried babe is everything okay Jake it it's my best friend Sophie she has the Laughing disease we have to get rid of her you're laughing no no I'm fine I'm fine Mr strawberry I love stop don't say I love you honey it's time you know when you say I love you to someone who doesn't love you back you'll lose all your memory that's why I only say I love you to daddy and my children because they're the ones I know that love me back good morning Mom who are you where am I what am I doing here what is this place mom do you remember anything I'm your mom you lost your memory Dad Dad something's going on with Mom she doesn't remember anything did she say I love you to anyone H to me last night I'm sorry but I lost feelings for your mother so it's your fault you don't love mom anymore and she lost her memory it's not what I intended to happen truthfully I met another woman but don't worry I love you you're my daughter where where am I who are you who am I dad minute left before our speaking privileges are taken away what from now on anyone who speaks will be executed unless you're given speaking privileges put this in between your lips Mommy I don't want to it's for your safety that's the strongest goal in the world you won't have to worry about accidentally speaking I'm tired of not speaking do you think we'll ever be granted speaking privileges again I don't think so you should use the strongest glue in the world to keep your mouth closed you don't have to worry about accidentally speaking ah you have glue on your mouth you look so silly at least I'm safe and you look silly with out glue on your mouth maybe you're safe but you look goofy [Music] oh ew why did I just feel a kiss on my cheek I feel something on my cheek honey that means your soulmate must have had his first kiss every time your soulmate kisses someone new you will receive a lip mark on your face no fail why is my soulmate kissing other girls you're so lucky your soulmates only kiss one girl mine's kissed so many maybe he's kissing those girls looking for you at the end of the day it doesn't matter you're the one he's going to be with you're right I think Jason and I are going to have our first kiss today I'll finally know if he's really my soulmate bye Bri I'm heading home now see you tomorrow bye babe bye I haven't received a kiss Mark yet Brianna did you see that we had our first kiss wow that is so great wait what was I trying to forget Brianna please just let me explain what happened between me and Jake you see explain what I don't even know you oh you cut your hair do you remember anything about me no you don't remember any of our memories together no nothing I'll fill you in on anything you may have forgotten first of all I'm your best friend we've been best friends since kindergarten Brianna please just let me apologize about sh Jake she doesn't know Brianna do you remember anything about this guy no I don't know who he is well you have met him before but you must have forgot this is Jake my boyfriend it's nice to meet you nice to meet you I wonder why I wanted to cut off my hair I must have wanted to forget something horrible Brianna why is your best friend holding hands with your boyfriend my boyfriend don't listen to Emma she's a liar gamy gamy who was the girl that left the house this morning how do you know her come on she was just a friend it's not like that what's my name come on baby don't do this if you didn't cheat then tell me my name Mommy why doesn't daddy know your name because sweetie daddy cheated on me when you cheat on someone you forget the name of the person you cheated on hey baby Brianna don't worry I could never forget your name I know I'm just paranoid because my dad cheated on my mom back when I was seven I love you I would never cheat on you Jason's having a party after school want to come sure hey you made it here have a drink thank you Blake you're so funny and so cute well you know I uh uh but baby hi why don't you know my name pick up your pen and throw it right at the teacher's eye no no I won't do it okay okay I'll do it throw it right at her eye Bullseye my eye my eye I'm so sorry it was an accident Brianna I can't believe you threw a pen at the teacher's eye it was an accident accident or not thanks to you the exam got cancelled which is great because I didn't even study H now what should we do with Jake Jakey Jakey Jakey should we tell her to kill him bye-bye Jakey I got to go Brianna wait I want to ask you something Jake you need to leave it's for your own safety kill Jakey Brana I wanted to ask you out on a date we've gifted you a poisonous candy give it to Jake bye-bye Jake are you serious why am I the one always getting calls Brianna you need to answer it no this isn't fair hurry answer now or die your word anti- disestablishmentarianism and auntie auntie this this dis establish men pass on your word give me a minute Brianna hurry pass the word on to me I can't it's too hard teacher teacher I have to pass a word on to you anti disestablishmentarianism easy word you know I'm an English teacher right Jake come here his establishment I'm getting a call [ __ ] walk faster we're going to miss the bus I am trying oh stop it you're showing emotion it hurts were you showing emotion no I was not can I have a chip [Applause] okay I'm joking I'm joking you killed Derek I am sorry Derek Brianna it is your fault my boyfriend is dead no it is not he showed emotion he showed enough showed emotion goodbye good morning Mom I spy with my little eye my mom here take your vision blocking glasses I spy with my little eye these Vision blocking glasses wear them as much as you can so you don't have to say I spy all the time I barely take mine off I spy with my little eye the ground I spy with my little eye the bush I spy with my little eye the bus CL can anyone tell me why the Earth is flat my eyes are so itchy my glasses where'd they go Timmy say I spy I spy with I spy with my little eye a beautiful girl named Brianna Chad is that is that you of course it's me take off your glasses so I can see your beautiful eyes I I don't know it's not really safe come on Brianna I just want to see your eyes you know you can trust me okay give me those switch bodies with best friend or [Music] boyfriend I wonder what living in my boyfriend's body would be like yo I already switched bodies I wonder how long I'm going to be in this body for yo that means I have a pink I wonder if Jake came to school today in my body hi Jake hi Stephanie come here whoa why did you just do that you're Brianna's best friend why you acting surprise we do it all the time when she's not around we do yes you're a bad friend we are not best friends anymore what yo bro fist bump yeah how's Christine Christine your new lady how many ladies do I have dude I can't even keep track at this point he's cheating on me Hey Jake Brianna's looking everywhere for you uhoh where is he I mean she everyone look the clock is about to strike 12 I'm so nervous to see how many Smiles I got it'll be a lot you're the happiest person I know okay 3 2 1 I got a thousand what about you what' you get one Bailey I'm so sorry I mean maybe it was a mistake but it'll be okay no matter what hey FYE how are you hey are you okay yeah I'm fine where's that big smile and all the energy that you usually have this year Richie you can go have a seat next to Bailey welcome hey it's nice to meet you my name's Richie what about you I'm Bailey would you want to be friends I don't have any yet you should try smiling more I bet you would look beautiful I can't smile oh well that's okay I can just give you some of mine I hope I get some good choices um a million dollars or sunglasses you couldn't have made this easier hey is that my shirt you dumb hoe oh were you selecting something you just made me pick the wrong option I could have had aill million dollars oh look at the time I got to get to school see you oh good they're ugly too hey honey what did you end up picking I don't want to talk about it got to go I'm going to buy a yacht with my million dollars what about you could you guys like talk about this somewhere else I mean I guess so why because I didn't get a million dollars ew why would you pick those I didn't do it on purpose just so you know I'm not giving you any money uh they're just normal glass what are they like magic or something you have a crush on me what no I don't what are you talking about hey is this seat taken oh no it's not go ahead are you just sitting here by yourself well I was waiting for my friends but it kind of looks like they ditched me well I can be your friend if that helps thanks thanks for your number it was so nice to meet you yeah it was so nice to meet you too I totally forgot about that at least he's tall [ __ ] I met the cutest guy at the Country Club this morning oh my gosh really where did you find him no he just came up and started talking to me I was like hey everyone I'm Mr Nichols I'll be your new teacher this year is something wrong no huh dude it's always the English teachers why is he kind of cute yeah I guess so about the guy the who what um the guy yeah he was super cute oh okay oh boy hey ladies hi hi why is Amy's Mar purple it means she's your Royal assistant but she hates me she's going to have to learn to like you Bailey can I talk to you what's up Lucas I need to tell you something okay we need to get out of here now what but we're Royals they're going to try to control Us in everything we do are you serious unfortunately yes you have to believe me no I do believe you I just don't want to leave my friends we don't have to leave them we just have to leave the system they can all come with us they can come with of course then yeah let's do it oh and one more thing what's a catch we have to get married married married how would we even get married we're 18 we can't do you want to make this right or not no I do but then we have to get married okay we'll find out who has the real blue Mark through the test fine I guess we'll see you need to change the color of Michelle's Mark how am I supposed to do that when you never told us how I know how to do it of course you do because I have the Mark just say their name and what color the Mark should be okay um is gold oh my God that was me I did it no you didn't yes I did Mark is gold she's the impostor I'm not the impostor I don't even know what you're talking about Amy's Mark is gold how did she do that just like I told you I'm real but I have the blue Mark no you don't so you going to give it to me or what no you're not getting the mark a you're stubborn huh [ __ ] why is orange peeking through her Mark what that's not good orange no California is not a country then why is it built like one a million dollars now or $100 every time I blink I'm not really good at math but I do know how to Blink um dude are you okay yeah I'm fine stop that your eyes are freaking me out seriously please fine I'll stop for a while why were you blinking like that I don't know I think I got something in my eye it was really bad no no please don't start doing it again oh my God I'm so scared of you guys I think she's possessed back I say back okay okay damn finally please do not blink like that I blink so many times I think that I forgot how to Blink don't be dramatic you know how to Blink oh I'm rich okay what is it this time whenever a thunderstorm is really scary you go sleep with your mommy again what no I don't I have never told anyone that don't repeat it I already put it on Twitter of course you did how did you know that I know the weirdest thing about everyone oh it's time to expose people Bailey looking hideous per usual you have a crush on the red Teletubby yeah and what about it red is hot and they're so slim thick I'm not embarrassed by anything you fart so badly in your sleep that the rest of your family has to wear a gas mask is that why always smell so bad in here leave my boyfriend alone you haven't brushed your teeth in 5 years I brush them with Dr Pepper you must be a witch to know all of this you buy used women's underwear off of Craigslist I get them for a good deal are you a psychic or something when you're low on money you sell your bathtub water to old men on the internet you'd be surprised how much money I make what about me what do you got you have a crush on your sister a she's my step sister blood related swee Alabama your brain cells keep getting even lower um what are you doing did you just put a curse on me or something hey do you have a pencil who what are you a caveman I think you're a witch or something oh my gosh is that a voodoo doll someone's head's about to fall off mom pick me up I'm scared do you have any cool tricks up your sleeve Harry Potter I forgot what you're even like normally I'm looking for a sugar daddy I can't help you my card got declined at McDonald's broke people I have Nega $69 yo are you doing the Renegade wait okay kind of eight guys she's really freaking me out I think she put a Witch hex on me I'm getting a restraining order I have a solution someone help she's trying to kill me all right what's your weird Quirk today nothing what what do you mean you've been weird for 30 days and now you're just normal was it really that bad I feel like you're dramatic are you trying to Gaslight me right now yo can you tell me any cool fun facts no why would I do that whoa wait a second say that one more time say what you're just normal are you guys feeling okay like I want smart Bailey back she did all my homework for me I don't know what what you're talking about are you serious oh no no you can't leave you have detention why would I have detention you told the whole class I was not the father to my wife's baby this is still not funny why am I missing a chunk of hair you cut it off and at one point you actually set your hair on fire I did what yeah I was bad are you okay please just give me a minute I wonder if anyone else is weird now cowabanga I think I found him yes finally you're smart again a cockroach has the ability to live for 1 year with got its head okay anyway come with me I have an idea welcome to Jeopardy today's contestants are Bailey and Steve what do you call a group of draft what is a tower yes that's correct what is the largest type of frog what is a Goliath frog that is also correct what is the name of the dragon that helps mulong who is Mushu looks like we have a winner I didn't even get to answer anything congratulations Bailey you won $2 million the dollar bill was invented in 1862 do you know which lottery ticket is the winning one that one oh my God you're right we just won the jackpot of $10 million it's like you're a robot Scotland chose the Unicorn as its national animal uh that's cool I guess humans spend an average of 1 year on the toilet in their lifetime ew how are you so smart but so stupid at the same time Froot Loops are all the same flavor despite their different colors what my whole life has been a lie I think I'm missing a finger dude your finger is still there you're just bending it oh hey what's 3 plus three 30 yeah yeah that's so right yay today you'll be working on the cash register what's cash I've always loved your sense of humor could I get a number four I can't count that high okay then could I get a number one a number three no I said number one oh I'm sorry and number three no what is wrong with you who's in charge here I need to speak to your manager I don't know what that word means then what's your name I don't know they're just hiring anyone these days oh wait I remembered okay great then what is it what is what I can't do this I have to go okay bye have a good day Bailey you're fired what does that mean you no longer have a job here cool it's finally my turn to be matched with a soulmate okay but just remember you cannot lie on the questions of course I'm going to tell the truth which do you like more reading or running the last time I went into a gym it was only because I thought it was the Starbucks entrance but I want someone who's athletic so I love running would you rather stay in or go party the last party I went to I jumped off the roof and I don't remember much after that okay but we can't both be crazy so again I'm going to pick stay in would you rather eat a home-cooked meal or eat fast food a chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell sounds so good right now have you been lying on your soulmate test I have not been lying what are you talking about if you lie it ruins your chances of finding a real soulmate really yes dude so tell the truth it would be good to know if I was lying which I'm not okay I guess I'll pick fast food where does the sun o o orange red or blue what did I read that right the questions are scrambled because you lied then how am I supposed to know what to pick you don't [ __ ] $100 to me or $100 to someone who needs it but I could get so many drinks from Starbucks with that money I can't I'm going to feel guilty a new Lamborghini for me or a new Lamborghini for somebody who got their car stolen I can't imagine getting my car stolen how would you get to the mall I hope you like your new Lamborghini I got a G wagon isn't it so cool you didn't give it to someone a need no I need it so that I'll look super hot in the school parking lot YOLO no way you actually just said yolo a new house for me or a new house for somebody who lost theirs in a fire I want a house isn't there like insurance to cover that we have a house we don't need one but what if the new one is bigger fine do what you want but you will not be coming into my Mansion trust me I will not come crawling to you that's what they all say you lost where did my G wagon go um mine does not say that what do I win this you have got to flush the toilet after you go to the bathroom whatever stop talking I'm trying to see how many stalkers I'm going to have you're not going to have a stalker you're fine you don't know that how many did you get oh I got what what's wrong three um that seems like a lot I was already anxious before how am I supposed to live like a normal person now did you invite someone over no don't just stand there go get the door me I don't want to do it you're older than me so go hello hey this dog was in my backyard is he yours and panana how did you get outside your side gate is open he must have ran out thank you for bringing him back of course I just moved in down the street my name is Cole Bailey nice to meet you see you around everyone please welcome our new student Cole into the class I didn't know you went to my school yeah I got put here because I moved into your neighborhood Bailey could you come to the office your dad is on the phone yeah of course hello you need to get out of the school right now don't ask questions here you go Gizzy glober feed me I could keep that wait not going to do it again what are I doing so aggressively this is only in here because I had to kill a fly literally the size of [ __ ] Texas [ __ ] was buzzing around my room like [ __ ] I pay rent you don't get out guys it's my 21st birthday so I'm going to be taking a shot after every step of my makeup routine I'm actually only going to take a sip because I'm a lightweight and I will vomit and pass out it is hot as hell here so I need some of this power grip to hold my makeup down also I have to chase it don't judge me actually currently in Puerto Rico and earlier today we went jet skiing I was a jet ski driver and I went so fast that I actually almost knocked me and Maggie off the jet ski I need to stop being a little [ __ ] about taking the shot I also thought we were just going to be jet skiing in the bay turns out we went into the ocean cheers [ __ ] the one thing I wanted was to be carded so so I could hand them my freshly 21 ID and not a single person has carded me at all today Bottoms Up I'm pretty sure no one's carding me because the drinking age here is 18 and I am covered in tattoos so clearly I am over 18 feel like I'm just going to be drunk at dinner for literally no apparent reason tired of this Grandpa we're going to go out to some of the clubs in Puerto Rico tonight and I'm so excited because I have never been to a club before I don't want to do this anymore but I'm committed to the bit okay guys honestly I'm done that pink Whitney was so foul I almost threw it back up so guys I am doing a give away if you're behind on the times I am going on tour and I make music just in case you're really behind if you already have tickets two people in each City will be winning some merch also two people in each City will be upgraded from GA to VIP but wait there's more if you do not yet have a ticket for whatever reason comment on this video explaining why you would want to go to the shows and then tag a friend details in the description so I have some news to share that might upset a few of you but it's what I want to do and I just need to say it so I will no longer be making any povs at all um I am a dancer I've always been a dancer at heart um I just it's something I really enjoy I'm really good at it and I think you guys would really enjoy my dancing I really hope you guys can support my decision to move to dancing because it it's really hard for me and it might sacrifice my C but with that I want to show you some of my moves because I seriously think I am the next big dancer when iake up you again you my exactly why you light me up inside like the Fourth of July whenever you're around I always seem to smile hello I promise I'm going to post more be serious but I haven't had the time I F more hey guys it's Bailey I've been a little bit down to the dumps recently so I decided to do a full-blown skincare routine and hopes that it would help I'm not sure if it actually helped but it did feel good this is the ulie henriksson orange line I love it but sometimes you just need a little bit of self-care as you can see I have a giant pimple on my face and I've been picking up my neck so much I went and got my eyelashes lifted for the first time and I loved it usually my lashes stick straight out and being transparent I also got Botox in my forehead I know I'm young but it's preventative I definitely felt a little bit better I don't mind my boobs what boobs you're flatter than the earth flatso what L actually the Earth is not FL tell my pastor that Missy I wish I didn't have to wear a bra what is that an undershirt a it's Kirkland's signature they also make water that's sweet you're actually very lucky to be totally completely flat boys will never bother you cuz you know there's nothing there right uh yeah I guess I am lucky ooh a button no don't press that why not nobody knows what it does and we're not allowed to press it why is it there then I don't know why it's there but you're not going to be the one to find out what if it's like a million dollars or what if it literally ends the world you need to go to school and don't press it while you're there okay okay I won't I heard that someone got rich from pressing it last year what are you guys talking about what the button does we all want to know someone told me that it's like a genie and if you press it you get three wishes hey Bailey I'll give you $100 if you press the button right now make it 200 and you got a deal easy you got yourself a deal you're not really going to press the button right yeah what's the Worst That Could Happen nobody knows and that's why you don't press it we'll be fine does that say what I think it says oh my God we're all going to die okay let's see what the curse is today can't be as bad as yesterday oh boy morning Mom morning Dad the things I would do to your mother right now my God I did not need to hear that hear what honey nothing nothing what's with the face I just heard my dad's thoughts and I'm not okay okay but in other news meet my boyfriend since when you have a boyfriend damn I really got the ugly friend huh break up with him Bailey here's your test back oh thank you man I would love to see her after class are you okay no I'm good this day cannot get any worse you're in this class oh good Chad stupid [ __ ] that's why I [ __ ] your best friend you what what I didn't say anything oh right no I didn't hear anything I wonder if you could find out how you're going to die I haven't thought about that how would I see it maybe it'll show up if you look in a mirror H just go to the bathroom and check I'll be here okay well did you find out what was it um a car accident are you sure that didn't seem confident yep I'm sure you are such a [ __ ] [ __ ] what how dare you talk [ __ ] about me I didn't don't lie to me I know what you did we are not friends anymore hey I'm back from the bathroom what's on your hands uh my nose started bleeding in there Melanie is dead she's not breathing wow that is so weird I wonder how that ever could have happened it's okay to have a crush on me all my students do I'm sorry you think I have a crush on you yeah but don't be embarrassed by it I'm not attracted to you like that okay oh well then why are you here I was just going to ask what the homework was um it's it's page 39 great thank you so did you find anything weird today with the teacher no nothing weird but he did think I had a crush on him ew that's kind of creepy if he thought you were a student oh relax it's fine he was probably kidding you need to take this more seriously I am taking it seriously I promise okay find out more tomorrow who is here hello when you stayed after class you left your ID on the ground oh you didn't read my ID did you well I had to find out where to give it back so do you want to tell me why you're 20 and in high school I failed everything and had to retake it that's impossible Magic's not even real the powers do exist they're just rare you both get 5 minutes to say goodbye to your families 5 minutes but I'm sorry Bailey mom I can't believe this you've been selected this is crazy you're my little girl I can't believe it either you all have 1 minute left you have to promise me you won't let me down I promise say your final goodbyes goodbye goodbye we have a long car ride ahead you two should get to know each other better you are the girl I ran into in the line right yep that would be me I'm Bailey my name's Wyatt are you sure I don't know you you look familiar I don't think we've met before today maybe I just knew someone who looked like you not to freak you out but could I tell you something okay well tell me what it is they're going to try to make us use our powers for control this one of for the boys with the boom system to hey how are things with you and your boyfriend right now it's not the same as it was that makes sense because I saw him flirting with another girl earlier today I might kill my ex okay don't do that I thought he made you happy when I walk in the room I can still make the whole place Shimmer oh hey Bailey what's up with you you're so fine you blow my mind I knew it you've been cheating on me this whole time to think I bought you flowers I can buy myself flowers fine then we're done have fun being alone at prom I can take myself dancing uh back to what I was saying looking at you got me thinking nonsense really I was going to ask if you want to come over later I think your house is where my other sock is in that case we should just go right now how quickly can you take your clothes off Pop Quiz oh oh finally I can talk like a normal person your mom said it's your turn to take the trash out only if you come with me uh I don't think taking out the trash is a two-person job everything's better when it's with you let me guess today you're going to talk to us through only emojis are you from Tennessee cuz you're the only 10 I see I guess it's good you said more than one word and you look good listen I know that you're fruity but you cannot be flirting with me I'm your friend and it's weird flirting isn't the only thing I want to do with you dude what I I got to go bye baby girl hey Bailey do you mind if I sit right here as long as it's next to me oh great yeah I'll take the seat right next to you I like the messy bun that you did today it looks really cute on you you're cute hay since you love to talk so much why don't you share your conversation with the rest of the class it's only fair what do you have to say for yourself Daddy headphones what I don't want these wait do these let me hear what my soulmate is hearing I love being nosy the total today for your hemorrhoid cream is 100 I don't think I was supposed to hear that conversation maybe it'll be better this time bro did you ever get that crazy rash on your ass figured out I think I'm going to put these away my soulmate was looking at engagement rings for me an engagement ring but you haven't even met yet I heard him tell the seller he was buying it for his soulmate so has your soulmate said anything fun I don't know I haven't put them on yet are you crazy put them on right now you have to hear what they're doing okay oh yeah baby that's the spot what what were they saying is it bad I got to go I'm going to go wash out my ears with bleach please don't put me in 2007 again oh great we went even further back in time wow that is a lot of glitter why are my lips so pale hay your makeup looks so good today I love the ey Shadow uh yeah thanks I think my mom's going to get us the new gaming system coming out what gaming system it's called the Xbox 360 I'm excited that sounds super cool can't wait it's so futuristic wait do you guys know who Taylor Swift is no does she go to school here or something I love Kanye West so much you like Kanye West yeah his new song Digger just came out I am obsessed with it could you feed my tamagachi while I go to the bathroom I don't want it to die I would love to want to come over after school we're going to drink beer and watch VHS tapes you know what I'm good please don't put me in 2,000 again what 4200 whose dog is this sorry my fault I forgot that I was a dog you were just a dog and now you're a person yeah I shape shifted dogss run faster I love to turn into a cat at night so I can sleep right next to the fireplace oh I kind of hate this shirt that's better how did you change your outfit that quickly you just snap your fingers and think about what you want to wear where did this come from oh I don't know it's magic it just appears on your body you want to go to the beach so we can read on the sand the beach is like 8 hours away from here not in the car that travels at light speed it'll take 2 minutes here drink this before we we go what's in this it lets you breathe underwater like a mermaid oh my God why do I look like that my lips are so big I look like the fish from fishtails 2016 no I don't want Sharpie brows again Bailey your makeup looks so good today really you think so yeah did you use a Kylie lip kit I heard they're so good yeah I did what do you think of my Contour I tried a new technique it kind of looks like you smeared mud on your face what are you ser serious yeah sorry is this pick good to put on Instagram did you turn the saturation up to like 100 yeah they look so much better when you filter them like this I love Justin and Selena what they just got back together my favorite couple they're so cute oh wow I really hope that they're going to get married they're not what how would you even know that you know just a wild guess 16% that doesn't seem like a good score mom what is going on with this thing above my head that's how close you are to going to heaven or hell what but mine's at 16 what am I supposed to do you should try being nicer to people sometimes fine hey sis you look really pretty today wait are you serious no I mean yes you never compliment me hey Bailey could I try a sip of your smoothie I guess so that was so good thanks you drank half of it but you're welcome someone help my Grandma fell down the stairs I'm coming don't worry I know CPR I can help thank you so much she's awake I can't believe it you're a hero oh I wouldn't say that much ER look at that girl no one has a crush on her ew she must be weird you guys do know I can still hear right um yeah we just don't really care don't listen to what they say those two have three brain cells combined thank you my name is Josh by the way I'm Bailey it's really nice to meet you I've sat next to you the whole year and you've never said a word to me I'm not much of a talker yeah I can definitely see that how does no one have a crush on you you're so pretty thanks I don't know must be a glitch if you ever do want to talk to anyone I'm here I'll keep that in mind do you know who you were just talking to I don't know I think his name was Josh that's the guy that everyone wants really I don't think he's that cute if you don't want him can I please have him he is so fine 69 cents of course it's 69 honey are you kidding me you're basically worthless and yours is a million dollar then how did I get 69 cents it's probably because I'm just better than you get a job and fix it or I'm kicking you out what but Mom it's not my fault I don't care if it's not your fault that's so embarrassing get a job or you're sleeping on the street fine hi um are you guys hiring do you have any previous work experience um no then no we're not hiring wait please I really really need a job I'll hire you under one condition okay what condition you need to be my little brother's date to the prom what please he's a loser and no one will go with him okay I'll do it perfect then you're hired he's right here by the way hey I'm Tate hi are you seriously wearing one of my shirts again yes I told you to stop going in my closet please just this one time fine only because I feel bad for you a look it's Little Miss Goody Two Shoes I'll take that give it back or what what are you going to do or I'm going to exactly what I thought you can't even lie whatever I'll just get a new pen everyone please welcome our new student Matt o he's kind of cute I mean if you're into that hey I thought he was cute what you know I can't lie are you the girl who always tells the truth how do you know that you literally just said you can't lie right why can't you lie that's so weird I don't know I just can't I want you to work with me here when I lie nothing shows up on my arms what what are you talking about well you look exactly like Queen Meredith did when she was young okay and a lot of people look alike it's uncanny but the whole family died in a car accident Princess Sophia is still alive yes but I believe that you are her no the system already gave that name away to the girl who it belonged to that's what I'm trying to tell you it didn't belong to her it belongs to you and that's why they locked it what but why would someone want to steal my identity to uncover the fortune of the royal family how much money are we talking about $7 billion we have to stop them right today we want you to go home and do not say anything why would I do that because we're going to come take care of it hey sweetheart I'm so sorry about the terrible name you got it's fine I can just make a nickname FBI open up quick grab Sophia we need to get out of here right now hey what's above my head it's clearly a button what do you mean I can see that oh well you're not allowed to press it why not because nobody knows what it's going to do well then why is it even there it's for decoration don't press it you saying don't press it makes me want to press it more hey did any of you guys press your button no way we can't do that why it could be dangerous what if it ends the human race would that be so bad [ __ ] yeah that would be really really really bad whatever I won't press it okay good don't be an idiot I need to go to the bathroom I have to know what it does it can't be like that bad right I mean I'm not afraid of death whatever oh oh no hey isn't your birth mark revealed today I totally forgot about that well just look out for it it could be anywhere I will it's on my face you can't be serious right oh Your Mark is on your face please don't remind me it'll only be there until you meet your soulmate I know hey guys I didn't know they let dogs in this school what you look like a Dalmatian with that spot on your eye very funny come on guys not cool don't listen to them they really don't know anything I just hope I find my soulmate soon so it'll go away you will don't worry about it who is that who him I've never seen a guy with fully white hair before I'm more concerned with the mark on his eye what Mark isn't that exactly what your birth mark looks like yeah it is guys I have something very exciting to show you this is a mirror phone case there I am hey and of course it's from my fame case toy but let me show you three ways that I use this case and why it is so so practical and amazing for everyday life need to touch up your lip gloss you don't have to awkwardly open your camera to see the case this case also really amps up your mirror selfies cuz you can reflect yourself in the case this is my ring light but you get the point it's also really fun to use in Tik toks cuz look you can see me and you can see a snap on casetify.com you can choose the model of your phone then you can choose the color of the mirror and you can put something custom on it so I put my name on a cute little silver case Kylie Jen also has a mirror case and I adore Kylie Jenner use my code 20 Bailey s for 20% off your case if I purchased
