💖 Text To Speech 💖 ASMR Cake Storytime || @Bailey Spinn || POVs Tiktok Part #37

hey [ __ ] you're afraid of trees I don't like the texture of bark what today you know everyone's fears instead of secrets yes I know what everyone fears I think that we could use this okay what's Marissa afraid of cockroaches ah basic just like her oh my God mocker with cockroaches what is wrong with you that's not very nice she slept with my boyfriend while we were together oh how about Mr Michaels he's afraid of his wife leaving him I don't know why she hasn't yet back me up okay Mr Michaels I swear I just saw your wife making out with a PE teacher yes I saw that too no [Music] you are using me what no I'm not here have a lollipop this is a tampon close enough whatever suck on it what's my ex afraid of you oh haha you're so funny don't lie I do not have the ability to lie babe let's just get back together I'm sorry I smashed your car windows obviously this is not my normal look the things I do for my videos starting with the wig ow I don't know what that was love the skid marks that are happening with the lipstick no we all hate makeup wipes but I'm lazy honestly I bought these because they're pink and cute really about to test the durability of this wipe okay let's see how far we can get with just this one wipe Shawty I'm surprised I don't know what goes through my brain when I make these videos I am so dedicated to the bit I used red and I think I stained my face final step is up here yeah I missed a chunk for sure this is not a burnt bees ad but this just took off all the makeup on my face there's also just like glitter embedded into my skin I'm gonna be finding glitter on all my cracks and crevices for days I don't know why I do what I do why are you the only one that's not normal every night at 8pm you cried That You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift how do you know that I've never told anyone I know everyone's deepest darkest Secrets it's just such a good song If you know Secrets what's mine you have a fun fetish what no I don't I don't believe this either what's my biggest secret you like to cover yourself in oil and slide around the floors like a penguin what who would do that then why is there baby oil in your backpack okay who put that there you could have easily made that up you put peanut butter on your no no do not finish that and you let the dog lick it off I don't think I do anything that weird your guilty pleasure is to lift floor of gas station bathrooms I would never do something like that I found a videotape of you doing it four hours ago what where who would like to see me I have to see this you can't read me because I don't have any secrets you killed both of your parents yeah and your next the police are on their way foreign there you go Glizzy globbler feed me I couldn't keep them wait wait I'm not gonna do it again so aggressively this is only in here because I had to kill a fly literally the size of [ __ ] Texas [ __ ] was buzzing around my room like [ __ ] I pay rent you don't get out welcome to cosmetology school today you'll be doing an eyeshadow look can we use glitter sure you can use whatever you want let me see your look do you like it oh my God what the hell did you do to your face Picasso I like it you know what try some eyeliner instead it fixes everything okay and done oh of course you made it worse you don't like it no no I love it here how about a lipstick use that normally oh come on you look like a clown Oops why would you ever put that much on Kylie Jenner you do not look like Kylie Jenner at all she is so annoying dude who are you talking to next up is hair okay where did you even find a purple wig here this is my real hair don't be jealous I know for a fact that it's not your real hair what are you even doing you know what you're fired okay that might be enough brain cells for you to be normal right Kama is my boyfriend I think you're just weird in general I'm just kidding anywhere else I'd be a 10. are you just speaking in song lyrics right now this sex to die for girl nobody wants to do that with your raggedy ugly dusty ass and I'm sure I've seen much hotter men but I really can't remember when hey are you calling me ugly right now I have a whole roster of hoes bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire is it illegal to muzzle a person you're literally a freak but I'm still shaking ass in the deli they'd throw your cake out of the bakery there must be something normal in there oh you ladies pop your [ __ ] oh hey Bailey uh what are you doing are we about to eat a five course meal or something hunkies ew what the [ __ ] that was so cringy feed me girl you are old bring your own lunch to school do you even have anything with you why do you have that here put it down alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care about you me neither pass the bottle you must have something else is that toilet paper are you serious you're cute jeans please anything edible is that a bra ew who's is that your mom's oh oh you're so funny don't put it on your head you don't know where that bra has been girl back I say back somebody's sedate her finally at least you have a drink who the hell drinks like that is this like a glitch in The Matrix or something because I don't understand can you just be normal uh excuse you guys I am going on tour if you missed a few chapters I make music I just released an EP on August 10th I'm going to be in San Francisco Anaheim and New York it is also all ages so everyone is welcome to come I'm also going to be having opening support from The Amazing talented Kaylee Spivey if you want to get a ticket they are on sale now link is in my bio you at least try to spawn me a boyfriend sure thing there you go are you kidding me that's a frog I can only give you someone equally as attractive as you are are you calling me ugly right now precisely okay then make me beautiful of course dude I look like handsome Squidward sorry you did not specify who would want to look like this how much money is in my bank account you have negative 420 okay damn you don't need to say it that loudly can you give me a drink I'm thirsty here you go no that's ant killer are you trying to tell me to drink it drink up [ __ ] okay now you're just starting to scare me what's my crush thinking about hooking up with a teacher I knew he was too friendly with the Spanish teacher you got infinite brain cells that is not fair I'm sorry please take these flowers as a gift you didn't have those one second ago where'd they come from I can make anything appear out of thin air would you like something else yeah can I have a Chanel bag here you go one Chanel bag this is the coolest thing ever hey wait could you give me five billion dollars no I cannot create money hi we'd like to return this bag for cash okay you'll be getting back four thousand one hundred but we did not actually buy it shut the [ __ ] up right now right now never mind can you get me a laptop I already have one how did you know I wanted it I can also read minds are you kidding me what am I thinking about right now the Taco Bell Mexican pizza that sounds so good right now hey could you like spawn me in a boyfriend no that would be a miracle and I cannot do that [ __ ] dude tick tockers need to stop making music like yeah it's been your dream since you were five but you make Tick Tock videos and you need to only do that that's a little bit brutal don't you think I've heard some really good songs off Tick Tock no dude it's the truth like I don't like any of it I swear [Music] recording me I've had enough with you please be normal the reason your parents split up is because your dad slept with the pool boy honestly I don't blame him the pool boy was hot did you do the math homework you stole a pair of socks from your ex-girlfriend and you smell them every night before bed that's where my favorite pair of socks went ew if you're so smart why do you have no emotion you're sexually attracted to SpongeBob I just like his square shape okay do you ever have any regular thoughts you're an iPad kid that still watches Coco melon I just think it's entertaining I just wanted to let you know you're like really annoying everyone the reason your hamster died is because you tried to get him to do a backflip but actually checked him out the window you are the one Samantha I cannot believe you killed my hamster you sell feet pics I need my Starbucks money feed picks are a good business you buy her feet picks she has pretty toes hey girl how are you you set the house on fire because you didn't like your dad's new girlfriend and she died in it I also set the school on fire so run why are you so weird the last thing you searched was how to tell if you're pregnant don't tell anyone that I was just paranoid okay today she's Google apparently right I don't believe that the last thing you looked up was is this a rash or an STD my balls were red and itchy I had to find out I still don't believe you what did I search yesterday you searched up is it illegal to have a crush on your own mom ew is your mom the one who gave you the rash no no hey what about me you looked up why am I attracted to my own dog no I didn't that was a typo I knew you looked at that dog weird she's just making these up the last thing you searched was porn no no no no no no don't say that Hub what a free is that why you were in the bathroom school day could you tell me my search history you looked up how to get away with murder and I was thinking about you while I did it okay what is it this time whenever a thunderstorm is really scary you go sleep with your mommy again what no I don't I have never told anyone that don't repeat it I already put it on Twitter oh of course you did how did you know that I know the weirdest thing about everyone oh it's time to expose people Bailey looking hideous per usual you have a crush on the red Teletubby yeah and what about it red is hot and they're so slim thick I'm not embarrassed by anything you fart so badly in your sleep that the rest of your family has to wear a gas mask [Applause] leave my boyfriend alone you haven't brushed your teeth in five years I brushed them with Dr Pepper you must be a witch to know all of this you buy used women's underwear off of Craigslist I get them for a good deal are you a psychic or something when you're low on money you sell your bathtub water to old man on the internet you'd be surprised how much money I make what about me what do you got you have a crush on your sister uh she's my stepsister blood related welcome to what I'm gonna call how to be a bad [ __ ] with Bailey I have the most insane glow up and I've learned so many things along the way that you guys need to know here are my credentials and yes this is actually me today's topic is skin care for acne prone skin I am sure you've heard about panoxyl before it is an acne prone face wash and it's amazing it's also very affordable so 10 out of 10. this is also game changing it's the Murad soothing oat and peptide cleanser this is so gentle and lovely that I think it would work on basically any skin I switch between this and panoxyl depending on how my skin is for actual acne spots both of these from Murad are amazing this one is for Cystic and this one's more for if they're already on the surface another one that I love is by Keels it's an Acne Clearing solution it's like a liquid patch it's so cool I am a firm believer that Mighty patches are the best pimple patch the original iconic they also make an invisible one so that you can't see it if you wear it during the day but they also make some for dark spots and ones that are underneath your skin in the nose which I also have no my skin is not clear at the moment but it is so much better than it was before what's your weird Quirk today you're going to die in a plane accident what why would you say you say that you'll be sitting in seat 32A and you will get sucked out the side of the plane what the hell are you I'm never going on a plane ever again oh good morning Bailey welcome to class your wife is going to murder you after you cheat on her I am not cheating on my wife how dare you yes you are and with a student how do you know that which one of you [ __ ] is sleeping with the teacher dude why are you being so weird you're gonna die by falling off of a cliff that doesn't sound like me at all you hung onto the ledge to try to look cool but you actually fell oh yeah that does sound a lot like me are you feeling all right you'll die by Drowning inside of a kiddie pool huh that's so embarrassing how much water was in the pool it was only five inches of water I'm such a loser if you know how people die what about me I'm not picking anything up from you because I'm a vampire and I'm gonna live forever okay that might be enough brain cells for you to be normal right Kama is my boyfriend I think you're just weird in general I'm just kidding anywhere else are you just speaking in song lyrics right now this sex to die for girl nobody wants to do that with your raggedy ugly dusty ass and I'm sure I've seen much hotter men but I really can't remember when hey are you calling me ugly right now I have a whole roster of hoes bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire is it illegal to muzzle a person you're literally a freak but I'm still shaking ass in the deli they'd throw your cake out of the bakery there must be something normal in there oh you ladies pop Yo [ __ ] I have used basically every Freckle product ever but this one from Lottie London is the best it is so easy to blend out personally I like to put it on the bridge of my nose up the cheeks and blend it out with my finger and the final product is so gorgeous and natural oh I love it very careful what you pitched to me next um just have him sing it again the same way who are you nobody literally nobody I just had a thought no okay okay sure nobody else has an idea Let's uh do it exactly the same way again will do nephew swing [Music] are you listening in the lane snow is listening a beautiful sign we're happy tonight walking in the winter wonderland [Music] my soulmate is only one mile away I need to shave my legs now I have no hair but a bunch of razor bumps instead my soulmate is close again quick you need to go and shave your legs then I can't I'm still recovering from the razor bumps from last time I can't keep watching you suffer you need to try you like what's that put on the sunglasses and trust me okay this doesn't hurt at all and now you'll be completely hair free in just four weeks no way so with this I could meet my soulmate at any time I think I'm finally ready to meet them since now I have no hair forever hey I think you're my soul mate why do you look like Bigfoot I am not doing that you could not pay me enough you don't want to do what don't worry about it I'm not picking anything without me the [ __ ] yeah okay I can do it I can do this it's fine I don't need my left arm I'm right-handed anyway it'll be fine I can't I can't do this [Music] I know what I have to do hey Melanie I got you a drink oh thank you of course it's no problem guys Melanie's on the floor in the bathroom oh no is she okay I don't think so she looked pale how could this have ever happened guys she's not breathing she's dead um [ __ ] are you being sarcastic no I'm not how did this happen yeah horror Melanie I can take your order when you're ready can I just get a number six of course is that all yeah uh we give out a free dum-dum with each order thanks hey what can I wait weren't you here yesterday too you remember me I don't think I could forget let me guess you want to get a number six how did you know I have no idea it must have been luck and here's your dum-dum have a good day thank you oh look it's my favorite customer stop you're making me blush so what's your name if you don't mind that I'm asking it's Bailey I don't mind my name's Lucas you should try the number one instead it's my favorite you know what sure enjoy the dum-dum and have a good day you too I can help who's next oh hi where's Lucas he moved to a different location he doesn't work here anymore well anyway my name is Bailey I go by my middle name will it's nice to meet you nice to meet you okay everybody it's time to get started with the work day see you later yeah of course whoa did you design that by yourself uh yeah I did it's beautiful you have a lot of talent thank you I appreciate that now that I think of that I definitely remember you from somewhere I'm sure we'll figure it out at some point hopefully this is gonna bother me for the rest of the day we were lucky enough today to get a catered lunch for every single one of you they have dum-dums um Bailey is something wrong Lucas good morning what is on your face what do you mean um the makeup I'm not wearing any makeup I literally just woke up then why do you look like that like what girl look in the mirror oh it looks like Pinkie Pie threw up on me when did you decide to put on that much makeup I didn't do it what so it just appeared on your face in your sleep I guess so I do not have time for you just go take it off um one small problem what kind of problem it's not coming off fine then you're going to school like that how'd you do that much makeup at seven in the morning honestly I wish that I knew what are you talking about it's hard to explain Excuse Me Miss yes you need to come with us to the office right now why you've been chosen [Music] um is there anything you want to tell me Mom no not really is there anything you wanted to hear right whatever Bailey what just happened in there are you okay why do you care you're not even my real sister what what are you talking about never mind I'll see you at school it's Bailey my favorite person I have a question for you I heard you have a magical hat what how did you hear that besides the point but I need you to help me who do you want me to use it on it's my ex I think he's still in love with me okay hey Max how are you oh just eating my lunch good [Music] so the magical hat isn't the only Power you have what don't act dumb you know how did you know that because I was given the exact same hat for the same reason Macy there's something I need to tell you uh okay what's it about it's about hey guys what's up hey Wyatt what's up are you ready for a one year tomorrow yeah y'all make a great couple don't you get three more guesses today um yeah I do get more guesses okay well then guess something yeah X girl why the [ __ ] would you pick X oh no there's no X soul mates aren't real this is so dumb okay we get it you don't believe in love you [ __ ] weirdo damn harsh sorry your hair is so ugly you tell me that every day because every day it's true okay call me when you don't have a bowl cut stop messing around guess again cute you stress me out what sorry maybe I should just guess one letter no don't guess what why not uh well you just say you don't believe in soul mates so I'm sorry you want to date me yeah you're kind of cute to be honest no you don't I'm mentally ill please I just want my dog back you can have your dog back after a date fine you can't go on a date with him why not you're a bad moment anyway you sold my dog off to someone for a PS5 well it was a PS4 you suck no you so I'll pick you up at seven tonight will you give me my dog after that yes I will okay perfect I can't believe you're going on a date with him and I can't believe that you sold my dog to someone can you get over it I'm never gonna get over it what does he have that I don't um I don't know my dog once you have her I want kiwi back let me think about it no I think I'm gonna keep her forever what you can't keep her we had a deal you can buy her from me excuse me I haven't ordered for Stupid Hoe Miss I think this is your order excuse me I mean that's your name stupid hoe so are you gonna take your food yeah I guess that is me do y'all see my nickname today yeah that's so tragic [ __ ] I have a job interview oh that's even worse I mean it's not that bad out of all of the names I could have gotten today they chose this I'm sorry but good luck at your interview whatever thank you hi I'm here for my interview okay stupid hoe you can have a seat in the waiting room Mr red can see you now oh hello hi are you ready to get started yeah I'm ready I uh I like your nickname I know it's back so is yours I don't know what I did to deserve Mega [ __ ] but uh you're hired bought you this promise necklace wear it so you'll always think of me it's beautiful thank you Aiden you're the beautiful one would it be cool if I go out with some friends later sure it's no problem thanks babe you're the best I think I'm gonna head out right now okay just be safe and text me please I will you have nothing to worry about he hasn't said anything in five hours who just dm'd me hey girlie I know you don't know me but that can't be him right Bailey why are you here you're cheating on me it's not what it looks like I swear no it's exactly what it looks like stupid necklace back I don't want it I promise it didn't mean anything Bailey please don't do that you're gonna regret this don't I'm sorry no as his danger level gone up at all no then why did you say it like that like what you just seem a little off are you okay no I'm fine okay I have to go to work now Bailey someone's asking for a manager up front I'm on my break really it's the guy from yesterday oh look at my drink something is wrong with it uh what's wrong with it it looks fine to me it's just that you're not the one who made it for me I mean you never texted me so if I do will you be the one who's making my drink maybe okay how about this let's go on a date tonight I'll pick you up at seven sure I'm not doing anything better well don't say it like that sounds like a plan I'll see you tonight beautiful I see ya miss you need to be really careful of him sorry he was my stalker for like four years he was obsessed with me what hey welcome in let me know if I can help you with anything dude you guys sell any uh men's clothing here nope this is a women's clothing store oh well can I get your number instead then wow no I'm sorry I don't give my number to strangers not even handsome strangers if you're not gonna buy anything can you leave whatever you say sweetheart great hey Bailey what's up there's a lot of jewelry inventory missing how I was just there it had to have been that guy he was distracting me so he could steal from us I'll check the cameras maybe I should have taken his number don't blame yourself how would you have known that oh [Music] I think I left my bag in here I know you did not come back into the store um yeah I did I need my bag give me our items back not until you go on a date with me why do you think I'm your soul mate okay do me a favor and smile yeah my count went up and you're just telling me this now well I wasn't sure if it was actually you know I've never felt this way about anyone and I I didn't know what to do you are such an ass why am I an ass for not telling me how was I supposed to know it was you you never smiled do you know anyone else who's never smiled find out if we're right or not um you guys have to kiss oh I'm down for a kiss of course you are okay so pucker up um no this is not the appropriate time for a first kiss well when would be the appropriate time I guess you'd have to wait I want to know now I don't know how we're just using this together you stress me out no way I do not stress you out yeah you do Tate I'm your soul mate what I smiled so are you gonna kiss me no no what we had a deal well I didn't think you were actually going to smile but I did so kiss me don't you want to find out I mean we can kind of already tell that we're soulmates do we really need to confirm it yes why are you being so panicky I'm not being panicked I'm fine I'm fine is never fine can't we just wait no we had a deal please just want a pet okay fine but Bailey Max oh my God hey um who is that he's my ex and you guys are still friends yeah what are you intimidated by the giant 6'5 football player no not at all right So Max have you found your soulmate yet no uh that's why I'm here I was kind of hoping it was you oh uh what's that Mom what is going on with this thing that shows you how much people really like you why is it only a 9 out of 10 for you you puked on my head once when you were a baby and I never got over it way to hold a grudge today might be kind of fun hey Tracy how are you I'm good love your shirt thanks you're welcome by the way your boyfriend has been Snapchatting my sister the whole time you guys have been dating what really yeah Bailey good job you got 100 oh that's great thank you you could you help me grade after class I just remembered I have soccer practice you don't play soccer I do now apparently no one likes me there you are where have you been I was crying in the bathroom right oh yours is a 10 out of 10. no you're my best friend but yours isn't loading oh that's so weird I I don't know why um what do you mean I don't want to be friends with you anymore what why uh because I just don't give me one reason why you don't want to be my friend okay um your hair is ugly okay now you're just insulting sorry you wanted the truth you know what whatever it's fine I don't want to be friends with you anyway what is his problem I wish I knew I hate to say it but I'm starting to think that you're right it's about time he's just acting so weird and he wasn't like this before no only when this came out wait ask his best friend no he's in love with me I know but you can use it to your advantage he's literally gonna try to ask me out again take one for the team fine thanks so you need to go talk to him again why I was right he is fully in love with you [Music] hey how you doing I got invited to my first Tick Tock event ever after being creator for literally two years we're gonna put on the fit together because you guys are genuinely not ready I have managed to get this top onto my body but it was not without a lot of struggle but it's very cute this is the skirt that is going with it I'm so excited okay over top of the skirt we're gonna put this belt I think I did it upside down I'm unsure if I did this correctly but this is what we're gonna go with because I am running out of time you gave me these beautiful bows for earrings next up cross necklace I have found two socks and they do not match at least they're both striped I feel like that's okay maybe the shoes we have the iconic naked wolves whoa I'm so much taller we're doing some fishnet gloves we're looking slay five last but certainly not least is this jacket from Alabama blonde it's our final outfit this is definitely one of the coolest things I've ever worn okay bye I better be getting paid for this why didn't you take the trash out last night we have bugs now I'm not doing interviews today you can ask my publicist hey Bailey do you want to come get in this SnapChat no photos please dude why are you acting like that what's wrong with you listen I love my fans but I'm kind of busy right now everyone please take out a pen we're going to continue to work on the sheet I gave you yesterday uh Bailey you have to take out a pen no I'm not doing autographs today I am not running a beauty school you have to work on your sheet right now answer sponsored in the principal's office for that attitude whatever you take off the sunglasses they're not allowed inside the school yeah no take them off or you're suspended thank you now why were you being mean to your teacher I asked you a question one second hey guys this is my favorite lip gloss I use it every single day are you ready yet we're gonna be late for school again I'm sorry what did you just say are you okay Bailey since you're part of the welcome committee please show around our new student today what anyway this is our new freshman please be nice but I have a different tour guide I don't think that this one speaks English my name is Max it's nice to meet you what's your name uh your name is Bing Bong okay Bing Bong show me around I heard you're a senior I do like my women to be cougars come on baby girl let me rock your world excuse me principal I think that this student right here is on drugs is this true substance use is not allowed here I think you need a psychiatrist instead ah my mouth tastes like salmon who eats fish for breakfast oh my God I don't think that's fair why are you chugging water like a toddler are you okay no I think my soulmate's doing something that I really don't want to be a part of what could they possibly be doing why does it taste alcoholic who does shots at 2PM bro get a grip oh my God please don't tell me that was the devil's lettuce it's my soulmate Chuck Bass I'm so confused your soulmate is really putting you through it huh I am going through it and I'm afraid of what's next my soulmate just ate Mochi it was so good oh this one's really weird it tastes like um like a metal a little bit why would they eat metal oh my God you know I'm not gonna complain today I'll be happy with whatever year I get cool maybe I can ride a jet pack whoa why does your room look like a jungle I was using the newest virtual reality it actually brings the world to life it's gone yeah cause you interrupted my game it just goes back to normal whatever I'm just gonna buy a new boyfriend instead I'm sorry what did you just say I'm gonna buy myself a new boyfriend duh how do you do that you can customize them and put all the features and attributes you want and then they just send them to your door I want one yeah but be careful I had to block my ex-boyfriend what do you mean like on social media no silly in person it censors out his face so that I can't see him what is that thing at the window oh that's my giraffe what do you mean a giraffe it's legal to have whatever pet you want now his name is Steve oh my God everyone has the red mark what's the issue they're supposed to be gold for like balance or something I don't know well it's too late now perfect but I'm not done yet haven't you done enough damage actually no Lucas would you do the honors what Lucas has been working with me the whole time Lucas how could you do that I'm sorry she trapped me and Lucas has power over you the only thing left to do is to take your mark you're not getting away with this and you can't do anything about it actually there is something I can do and what is that I have the green mark I have never seen someone have two I have both of them I have nothing now I'm sorry Lucas you didn't leave me a choice everyone's marks are back to normal wait I think I know what the mark means uh what do you mean we must be soul mates don't tell him tell me what that you're right we are soul mates yep that's what the mark means wow I didn't think I would ever find my soul mates yeah really exciting but that's not what okay Bailey could I talk to you for a second I'll be right back what are you doing what you said not to tell him yeah but now he thinks you're his soul mate there's no problem with that as long as he doesn't know what it actually means he's gonna find out eventually what happens when he accidentally does something then we just won't let him find out hey we're back oh good look what I did what happened to her mark Isn't that cool I changed the color of her Mark yeah super cool hi everyone welcome to oh honey the fashion Club is down the hall nope I'm actually here for this oh are you sure yeah even the teacher couldn't believe it I'm gonna prove all of you wrong and then you'll be incredibly embarrassed I would love to see that happen any volunteers I want to volunteer too the first one to get it done gets the points got it yeah yeah I know how it goes I got it too ready I'm fine wait what how are you done did you even check it yeah I did see I'm gonna have to look this over go ahead it's right but how did you do that I have to admit you may be smarter than I thought you think but I still don't think that you're smarter than I am maybe I would think you're smart if you could calculate the tip when we go on our first date what hey Bailey your soulmate surprise possessions here give it to me here his most prized possession is a necklace it's cute but definitely not real I'm gonna wear it to school maybe he'll see me in it I can't breathe whoa what happened to you you're disgustingly sweaty my soulmate took my cars away ran here are you laughing at me no I was choking he gave me a rock what about you it was this necklace oh I was wondering why it was so ugly [ __ ] I'm gonna be late for work see you tomorrow yeah yeah you will next time hi hi what can I get you the necklace you're wearing what so do you want to tell me where you got that I found it why because I recognize it yeah that's it I'm calling the cops calling the police why because you stole my son's necklace how would we help each other I want you to be in a fake relationship with me so people will get off my back about being single no way this isn't all the boys I've left before listen I'm the quarterback and if you date me your rank will immediately become higher deal hey guys this is my girlfriend you're dating him yeah I am you know I forgive you for getting me detention yesterday great then we can be friends yeah definitely see I told you this was going to work are you guys running for prom queen and king I don't know about that yeah of course we are okay then you can continue to be a loser how did my rank move up that quickly um it's because you're dating me everyone loves me your head is so big I'm surprised it doesn't fall off hey sis wait up get away from me or I'll punch you in the gut okay do something wrong yes dude you took my spot so the impact of your spot I used to be under 100 and now I'm not because of you okay so where are we throwing this party your house what I don't want to have all these people over at my house don't worry it'll only be like 50 people okay fine but that's it all right I don't know about this the first people are here hey guys hey what's up Bailey is it cool that I brought the whole football team with me yeah it's totally cool come on in oh my God hey hey girls come on in this is so cool of you dude there's like 500 people here relax it's gonna be so worth it when we win invasion I love this party you got going on what are you doing here everybody at school was going so I was too last time I checked you are definitely not on the list so I'm gonna need you dude are you being serious right now you're gonna kick me out yeah see you later damn don't need to knock so loud I'm coming hello hello ma'am this is the sheriff's department are you the owner of this home we've received complaints nope it's his house bro what the [ __ ] wow what the where did this come from your soulmate probably lost it how do you lose a broom oh what are these ew what was that how is someone else's underwear that's so gross were they used I don't don't want to find that out I swear if my soulmate loses one more thing what are you gonna do you don't know who they are oh oh wanna go for a joyride I don't think that's a good idea don't look at me like that did you guys drive to school in a G wagon yeah my soul mate dropped the key um isn't that considered like Grand Theft Auto it's borrowing attention class somebody has stolen the sheriff's car and it's currently parked in our parking lot oh Bailey is there something that you would like to share with the class no nothing who happens to be the sheriff dude you need to drop that key right now and give it back to your soulmate you're right okay Bailey and Melissa please come to the office with us we gave the key back maybe it's not related listen we know that you guys stole the car we just want to know why it wasn't us oh really because we have security camera footage of YouTube driving it and parking it in the lot wow those security cameras are really high quality this is not a joke young lady you stole a vehicle from somebody's house wait I can explain I'd love to hear this guys get dressed with me for Coachella day two the first part of this outfit doesn't even look like clothing it just goes over my chest so let's put it on this is the top on and now I'm going to put on these giant cargo pants we're in a rush okay these are the pants they're kind of huge and crazy I love them we're gonna add this fun belt that has stars on it there's Maggie all right here is the belt and next up we have some really fun gloves too rocker core I just put on these two necklaces and these gloves here's the entire fit we literally have to leave right now but this is Iconic my favorite one so far too repeat that one more time a blue mark means royalty my dog told me only a few people have that do you get it no I I understand there's only two blue marks this year so I guess we found one what girl what is so hard to understand why is there only two one for a prince and one for a princess what's wrong no I'm good I'm great I wonder who has the other one I mean we'll find out at the mark check the what check the mark check that's today what why are you so worried you don't even have a mark yet I'm not worried what would make you think that you were biting your nail I I always do that okay all right you're all clear next [ __ ] okay turn to the left right you're good wait something's not right you need to uncover Your Mark now but I thought there were only two blue marks there are only two marks well then how does she have one there's no way she could I'm so confused everyone I have an announcement Bailey's faking her Mark what no I'm not she Drew her mark on I saw you're the faker no I'm not you all fell for her lies that's not true I watched her paint it on it's true what Amy see I told you Lucas you have to believe me I do but I don't know what's happening we have to test to see who has the real blue Mark a test both of you come with us now listen you little [ __ ] I don't know what you think you're doing but I want the mark what I don't even know who you are it's either you give me the Mark or I'll take it give me the blue Mark I'm not giving you the mark well then you leave me no choice come on please give me something good all what is all Bailey guess what what's up my gift is mind reading that's so much cooler than mine what am I thinking I wish this stupid [ __ ] would stop talking to me what do you mean it's not working on you guys you're gonna be late we'll figure it out later prom tickets are five dollars do you think you're gonna go probably not I'm not gonna be able to find a date also your date no no let me me what looks like you won't have a problem finding a date yeah I guess not I've been in love with you ever since the first day you sat down ew you're my teacher what I didn't even say anything yes you did Jenna try to use your power on me uh why do it comes up for you you need to come with us right now [Music] what is that oh sorry hon I forgot to tell you we all get our timers today timers for what we don't really know what they're for they're just always there every year you don't know what the timer means it doesn't matter because the time is always so far away what if yours isn't really far away then it runs out we don't know what happens after that hey are you okay you're chewing your thumb off no okay well then what's wrong with you my timer runs out in two hours oh my God I am so sorry I'm gonna miss you why are you saying I'm so sorry when the timer runs out you die you didn't know that what or at least that's what I think nobody says ever run out before it refreshes how much longer until it runs out now one hour I'm really gonna miss you you're my best friend it's about to run out goodbye can I take all your clothes I'm alive oh I am so in trouble I hope no one ever finds out that this is me Mariella slept with the hot janitor said my soulmate is six eight okay Bigfoot ah there you are you stupid [ __ ] are you talking to me yes obviously I'm talking to you I'm sorry I'm a little confused here you told that gossip account about me and the janitor what no I didn't really because you're the only person I told are you sure yeah I'm pretty sure you dumb [ __ ] big ladies cut it out thank you okay nobody's in here someone spotted Mr Richards and Mrs Michaelson hooking up in the closet um what are you doing nothing then show me what you're doing on your phone no why not it's none of your business should I just tell everyone it's you remember to wash all the dishes and check out the trash today you can't boss me around you're not even my real mom I'm basically your real mom now just do it or I'm gonna tell your father tell him what that you're an ungrateful brat whatever if I can finally graduate I can get away from her what oh my God I was not born to be a criminal okay she's not in here I wonder what's even on here was that it what I thought there was only one challenge like fine [Music] no way that's not that's not what I think it is right she's planning to kill my dad I need to show this to him right now hey what are you doing with my laptop what do you mean this is my laptop my name is literally engraved on it give it back to me now you little thief no here honey I'll give you some words so you can actually communicate my grandson is upstairs too okay great is he good with dogs he's actually afraid of marshmallow the pay is 100 an hour have fun okay who is a who's a good boy marshmallow stop trying to scare all our guests away I'm sorry about her I don't think I can keep this dog under control literally none of us can this dog is crazy but I'll help okay I'm Bailey by the way my name's Jack but why do you even agree to dog said I really really need the money my mom said she'll kick me out if I don't get a job I'm surprised you didn't run away the second you saw this dog listen I know a lot about this dog I can just help you the whole time you would do that yeah of course wow you did such a great job I'm gonna give you a tip as well honey why do you look like a chipmunk you can breathe you know why are you doing that I was trying to hold my oxygen in for what reason you know our family has infinite oxygen cans well about that I kind of lost my special canister you did what I'm sorry how many sips do you have 12. you better hope that you get that can back Bailey can you please give me a sip of oxygen I'm sorry Amanda I can't today what but you always do don't be greedy I know you have infinite I lost my Tana now I have a regular one so I can't I'm sorry yeah how the hell did you lose your special can I don't know I put it down on my desk and when I turned around it was gone do you think that somebody would have stolen it from you you think somebody would have the balls to steal my oxygen can oh do you mean this oxygen can Zach you guys have this all wrong he's the one who stole it from me in the first place yeah right so why were you trying to steal the can I just told you why listen I really need my can back that oxygen can is not yours yes it is is I only have two left before I'm totally out of oxygen we'll freeze your oxygen while we're questioning you but that's it are you gonna tell us the real reason you are trying to steal it because it's mine lying isn't gonna get you anywhere in this investigation wait just look at the bottom of the can why would we look at the bottom of the can I'm telling you look my name is engraved into it hang on a minute she's not lying your name's on the bottom but I checked it before guess you didn't check hard enough here ha you're gonna have to catch me if you want the can back go get him everyone we have a runner send the team out wait my oxygen hi I wanted to fill out a job application um did you not read the sign we only accept people with 3.2 stars or higher my rent is due and I cannot find a job dude how did your rating even get that low in the first place I don't want to talk about that your score would be higher if you would be nicer to people it costs nothing to be kind ew no it also costs nothing to be a [ __ ] just try it see what happens fine let me get that door for you thank you so much love anyone have an extra pencil I do here take one thanks does anyone want to help I do look at your score it's already so much higher this is too easy I'm gonna have a job in like no time whoa who is that new guy Bailey are you okay hello that guy that's my ex-boyfriend don't even waste any time thinking about him you cannot lower your rating happy 10th birthday honey thanks can I have presents now of course this is yours but I don't even wear hats it's a special hat that's going to lead you to your soul mate never lose it okay I won't lose it why are you always wearing that stupid hat I just like it why because I bet you're bald under there and you're just wearing a hat wig seriously can't you go one day without it no I don't take it off ever I can take it off for you no don't touch my hat too late give it back not until you tell me why you're wearing it it's none of your business can you just give me the hat back no I told you my terms you have to follow them on no she told you to give the hat back okay geez here you go thanks please don't be someone I already know I can't deal with that no please not him anyone but him so did you find out your soulmate results yet don't ask me about it oh you'll never guess who my soulmate is Mark yeah yeah I knew it you two have been in love since like sixth grade yeah you're not wrong but what about you who's your soul mate knowing you it's gonna be like Chandler or something how did you know I was just kidding you seriously cannot avoid him forever yes I can and I plan on it let him explain himself Bailey wait nope yo what did you get your results today yeah I did well happy birthday but uh I'm assuming you know we're soul mates I don't want to be your soul mate or really even your friend so don't talk to me what but the system I don't care like guess the lyric for five million dollars obviously yes Karma takes all my friends to the summit this could be the original or the remix facts yes I got it right I already got eliminated because I sang the regular version of karma you should have picked the remix if you give me some of the money I'll help you win no way just think about it we'll have better odds if there's two of us fine I guess you're right I'll take 20 wait the next one a hopeless romantic all my life I don't know it oh my gosh I do it was all over Tick Tock it's surrounded by couples all the time surrounded by couples all the time yes I'm gonna buy a yacht with the money you would have lost if it wasn't for me helping you Shawna had them Apple Bottom Jeans boots with the fur with the fur why do you know that song you don't how far up am I on the rankings all it says is that you're within the top 500. continue to the next level you have to do it we have a chance at winning this oh I'm the one with a triangle Mark does this mean that you could save me wait you're right I mean I don't even know how to do it I believe in you sis you can figure it out I will for you we are on the hunt for the one with a triangle Mark uh-oh they must be so selfish they only want to save themselves I bet they're not selfish um how would you even know that I wouldn't shouldn't there be instructions or something I really don't want to lose you we've only tried a few things keep your hopes up okay I choose Rose to save my DOT is gone it's gone I knew you would excuse me oh I don't think we're ready to order yet I'm not here to take your order I know you have the triangle someone turns you in you need to come with us right now why the triangle Mark is all powerful what hey I heard that you and Nathan broke up yeah we did I'm so sorry I know you loved him I'm sure it was for the best hopefully he doesn't give you a bad label I'm sure he would never put anything bad okay seems like you have pretty high hopes what's up crazy what did you just call me I called you crazy what would make you think that I'm crazy your label duh how long has that been there long enough for everyone to see it I can't believe you thought that Nathan really liked you he never did have you gone on to Twitter at all today what Nathan's already dating Sarah he told me not to worry about her that's what they all say everyone careful not to get too close to her she's crazy can you guys stop girls are always labeled as crazy even if they're not hey Susie love that necklace of yours oh thank you my mom made it for me yeah I can tell hey actually you should come to my party later tonight Louie I've never been to a party here's the address be there at midnight okay I think I'll be there this is where I'm supposed to be but I don't see anybody here maybe I should just call her the number you have reached is no longer in service please she walked me I think I've been played hey a penny at least I got something out of this it's pretty funny maybe it's a lucky penny I wish that I was hot I don't think it worked oh good morning honey finally you've woken up good morning but I was just you need to leave the keys are in front of you I drive a Mercedes I know it's not a G wagon but it'll do until later right okay six see you later hey girl are you new here I've never seen you before um yeah I am new has anyone ever told you you're like really pretty thanks you should totally be friends with us of course I'll be your friend payback's a [ __ ] uh dude stop it are you okay no my soul mate keeps pulling on my string at least yours is pulling at all mine hasn't touched it yeah but he's yanking on it I almost fell down the stairs this morning because of him dude he's probably just trying to find out where you are leave him alone I swear if he doesn't stop pulling hey oh I'm sorry watch where the [ __ ] you're going [ __ ] I said I'm sorry my soulmate did it I don't care what you say don't bump into me again now if you excuse me I got [ __ ] do did I really just witness that happen who was that I think you just met one of the twins that moved here his name's Kyle well he's mean he also smelled like a freaking Frito yeah I heard his brother's way better looking you know what I think it's time for me to pull back have fun with this guys the new kid literally just fell down the staircase thanks he has a cat I mean she's kind of cute or whatever um where did you get the cat uh my soulmates girl aren't you allergic to them yeah severely I want my dog back I'm not even a cat person then you need to find your soul mate and fast how am I supposed to find him you should put up lost cat flyers I don't know I kind of want to keep her you can't keep your soulmate's hat fine I'll put up an ad Excuse me yes ma'am is she your cat uh yeah she's my cat I think I've seen her before that's weird I wonder why oh I know she looks exactly like my son's cat kiwi her son yeah but I must be mistaken sorry wait does he have a dog oh yeah his soulmate has a golden retriever what are you talking about you know I can't hear ugh stop lying you heard the teacher say it was the end of class you can cut the act now the gig is up [ __ ] no I didn't I just saw everyone getting up and I know when class ends right you just happen to look up exactly when she says it you know I can still kind of breed lips and what you said was not very nice I don't think I can be your friend anymore are you serious here what how can you say that when I introduce you to your soul mate my soul mate what so uh surprise wait is that why I can hear you that's exactly why you can only hear me I just didn't know how to tell you that you know I was kind of hoping that you would just figure it out on your own so you didn't tell me at all well it's not like that no it is

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Published: Sat Sep 02 2023