(mouse clicks) ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ (speaking Japanese) Does he have boobs? Show us. Show us. What is he hiding? Oh no! It's his nipples? (laughs) Those are what my [bleep] look like. I think I've seen this. (horrified) Aah! Oh my... god. (in video: smack) (coughing/gagging) What is that-- oh my god! Juice time? Why? Oh no! Is he squeezing it? - What is this?
- (in video: grunting) She's terrible at that.
I'll give her some lessons. It's so disturb-- who thinks
of this kind of stuff? Who makes it? Yeah, let's take a break. (in video) Hai! (laughing) "You were good." "Let me at the bloodsucker."
Oh, is he a vampire? He gonna take his [bleep] out? Oh. He had those things down his pants? She's missing every shot,
so the training's not going well. (creature croaking) Aah, it's a creature! (horrified) Oh! Oh, what the [bleep]? Okay, "he's sucking my blood." They were talking about the bloodsuckers. Now I'm starting to piece
this weird story together. "Health teacher." We're at a school.
We're at a school. (disgusted) Ugh, ugh. Like, there's a science behind it.
"The suckers will peel off." He's pretty weak now. Ugh. - (in video: squelch)
- (laughing) Oh my god! Oh my god! What? He's scolding it. What were you doing hiding in there? This is making me ashamed to be Japanese. I don't understand that. She's like this. What is this? It blows my mind that
this got green-lit by people. This has a budget. Of course, yeah. Mm-hmm. (laughing) Oh no! (laughing) Ew! What the [bleep]? (whispering) What is it? What is he doing? Making a little nozzle? Oh. It's a stamp. "Yamada?" Is this a movie or a show or a bad dream? (in video) Oh! Oh, that impressed him. Why is everyone just acting
like this is so normal? The guy in the back is just chillin'. (dramatically) That's the end?
That's how it ends? (sighs) Man, thank you
for showing me that. That may have been the weirdest thing you guys have shown me today. ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ (Finebros) So are you glad
that we showed you that? No. I could've gone without seeing it. I think I'm in shock. I think we might have to
reevaluate our friendship. Adds to my repertoire
of strange bull[bleep] I've seen on the internet. I'm not glad that you
told me to put my hat on. This is really weird for me now. There's a lot of stuff dangling in that. (Finebros) Can you quickly
explain the story? - Not quickly.
- (laughter) An older man who was Asian was trying to conceal his boobs at first. The gym teacher was checking his... sack. He squeezes ginormous balls
that hang down so low, and then juice comes
out of his nipples, right? A woman with a tennis racket
is swatting away at projectiles coming from his nipples. He had bloodsucking things down his pants. One of them latched onto the girl, and then there was
this weird little human. The doctor starts taunting it,
which is so bizarre. And then he forces
some ooze out of his gut. And gave them a stamp. A series of unfortunate events. (Finebros) We're gonna show you
a couple images from the video to see if we can break
down what's happening. I don't wanna. Why are
you making me do this? (Finebros) What is happening here? This literally makes no sense. He's squirting milk at her. The girl is swatting his nipple cream. Maybe she needs
to lubricate her, uh, racket. I don't know what kind of
training is happening here. Training for some apocalypse,
like some alien attack? (Finebros) And then what about this guy? Well, that's Yamada. He's a stamp maker, I guess. He doesn't even have any legs. He just has a--
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know what that is. What is the tail coming out?
Like, is he a plant? This is where nightmares come from. Wait, is there some deeper euphemism here that I'm trying to understand? - (Finebros) I don't know.
- Oh, you don't know, okay. (Finebros) So why was this video made?
What was the purpose? I don't-- I have no clue. I really just feel like
it's a clip from something. Was it a part of a movie?
Was it part of a show? It sounds like a dare or something like, "Make the weirdest thing you can! Go!" Most people on the internet
just make videos because they can. Where in Japan, they give a budget for that sort of stuff, I guess. It has to be from some
really just weird, funny science-fiction movie. And whatever it is,
I wanna watch the whole thing now. (Finebros) Well, it actually is a scene
from a movie in Japan. That's part of a movie. Oh, okay. What's the name of the movie? The movie is called
Funky Forest: The First Contact. What the [bleep]? Oh, so that implies there's
another contact. Okay, please go on. (Finebros) Does this scene
make you want to see that film? No. (chuckling) No. No. Never. If it's just shocking to be shocking,
I'm not interested. Out of morbid curiosity, a little bit. Kind of, yeah. Well, kind of, but only if
I'm under the influence of something. That makes me curious, but I don't know if it's enough
to actually go see the film. It was so bizarre that
I kind of want to figure out what's really going on there. Yeah! Dude, I just need to know
what I saw. I need context. (Finebros) So basically
it's a surreal collection of comedic story lines
presented in vignettes that don't really connect to one another about three brothers
who are struggling to get with girls. I don't know if I have
any comments for that. I love Japan. Oh, that's kind of cool.
That's a cool concept. (Finebros) And there is even
an animated segment in the movie that they claim was directed by a dog. Oh my god. That part I love. Obviously, these people are on something. Or the dog is just a genius
and operating on some higher plane and we just don't understand. That sounds "ruff." (Finebros) Heyyy. (slow clap) This has also become
a bit of a cult classic, and it has a 7.0 out of 10 rating
on the Internet Movie Database. No way. Oh my gosh. Rated by who? - (Finebros) The public.
- The public. The most trustworthy source. (Finebros) So from watching this clip, you didn't want to watch the movie, but do you want to watch it
now that you know more about it? No. No. Why would that have changed my mind? No. There's no way
I would sit through that. I'm curious. You got me curious, at least,
I can say that much. If you had it on you right now,
I would say we watch it. (Finebros) So lastly, on YouTube,
whoever uploaded this clip titled it something specific. What would you guess
they titled the video? "Guy With Long Nipples"? "Badminton Bloodsuckers." "Japanese Guy Squirts
on Young Girl." (laughs) If this was a Shane Dawson
video, I would call it "Nipple Cream Arm Baby No Vagina." And then where would
be a picture of Justin Bieber in the thumbnail
and a picture of me going... ...with a yellow background. "The Weirdest [bleep]
Thing You'll See Today," something like that. - (Rafi) Wow.
- (Benny) You're almost right there! "Weirdest Video You Will
Ever See! Guaranteed!" (grunts triumphantly) (Finebros) They called it "Weirdest Video You Will
Ever See! Guaranteed!" (laughs) Oh, okay. That also makes sense. (Finebros) Is it the weirdest video
you've ever seen? - Yes.
- Yes. Yes! I think that it is up there. It definitely is up there. Yeah. I think this takes the first place. I'm gonna say top 10. I don't know if it's the weirdest. I've done a lot of internet traveling. It is very weird. But sadly, I don't think
it's the weirdest video I've ever seen. This is by far not even anywhere close to the weirdest video I've ever seen ever. Did you know they made a black Annie? - I'm kidding.
- (laughter) Thank you for watching
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Not really a Shane Dawson fan but that last joke was pretty hilarious.
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Funky Forest is fucking amazing. I wasn't bothered by this scene, it was just an amazing trip of a movie.