You wrote the WORST asdfmovie EVER

this video is sponsored by surfsharkvpn hey you my name is thomas tomska ridgwell and i make astro movie or at least i made aston movie not anymore okay i quit i'm done i'm sick of going to the comments of my silly little videos and seeing people say say jokes they think they could do better they said tom you should have a justin bieber and then in their guests he like train and then justin bieber he get hit by the train and i say no more you think you can do such a good job do it yourself so i went to twitter and i asked you to write some asset movie jokes but i'm now going to go through all 1100 responses pick out i don't know 10 or so that are good we're going to make it we're going to make this also before we get started throughout all of june we are going to have a ridiculous amount of pride themed astave movie shirts on sale at sharkrobot.com forward slash astra movie all of the money from the sale of those shirts will be going to charity so check it out buy one if you want and if you don't want to don't do it i literally can't make you do anything at least not yet i'll find a way though i wonder what came in the mail today jared i'm leaving you and taking the kids is it a letter or is is their partner in the envelope because i kind of like that like open an envelope with a little person pops out is like i'm leaving you and taking the kids how do you avoid a cult practice safe sex that's not your [ __ ] joke is it jail why did the chicken cross the road explodes what just exploded was it the chicken was it the narrator have i exploded there's a guy he's like careful i'm a serial killer and then we see a cereal box and then he kills it cause you see it's the thing but then literally i just want someone to say you just got johnned in one of the skits [ __ ] why is that so funny that's brilliant that could be like a triplet gag you know you just keep seeing this character and it's just really underwhelming but it just gives you like you just got john hey man you 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memory of you and all you hold dear will have been lost to the cold gaping more of eternity actually i'm fine with that oh well then you might as well click the link in the description and use code tomska friends for 83 off your subscription and three months extra for free yeah why not hurry now before the smiley man gets hungry [Music] okay we gotta let that sink in joke and then they gotta let the sink in because there is a sink outside and gonna let the sink in get it because you really gotta let the sink in this is a drinking game i'd be dead wanna hear something funny person two rips their ears off problem is the last of characters don't really have ears so it would just be kind of like he just pulls out like chunks of his head but i don't hate it oh boy spring cleaning and then we see a spring with a broom because the spring is is cleaning it's a the literal oh this one's animated oh my god two guys walk past and then one go the guy is like see not all skits have to end in violence and then the guy shoots him in the [ __ ] back of his head and he's like they do that's pretty good actually i mean it's it's it's very [ __ ] meta like it's very meta all right go and we got a couple guys kissing and then the third person comes in is like hey that's gay and they're like what are you gonna do about it he's like i'ma join in and then it's three guys kissing you know that would be a [ __ ] banging vine like hey that's gay it's like what are you gonna do about it it's like join in yeah don't think it's right for us the movie nothing else it's really hard to animate people making out that's very good if you have a tick tock take that joke credit taylor make it i want to see someone make this joke please that's a good joke character a you need to grow up character b rapidly gets bigger in size it look look look that is just the thing they say literally happening and i hate the fact that i don't hate it i can imagine it with like that rubbery sound of like a balloon where it's like and they just gets bigger it's like i don't like that it's going in the maybe pile person one here's a chicken nugget person two that's an airplane you see what i've put up with every day of my life for 14 [ __ ] years you ever wonder why i'm depressed i [ __ ] don't oven start smoking do you smell smoke oh my fire is done takes a fire out of the oven and starts eating it with a fork oh [ __ ] that's good that's funny that's funny character one our son is a real handful cut to a city on fire and screaming with an arsonist just looking please you know what i'm just glad that the sun wasn't in their hand but that may have actually been funny maybe the sun says something unexpected he's like i'm i'm come in tax fraud that's not funny our movie director says cut and then someone gets their hair cut i hope you perish in flames i like trains i like trains romantic music hard cut to wedding train runs through them [ __ ] it [ __ ] it that's funny that's good you know what [ __ ] it that's good that's good girl what are you doing step bro cut to man cutting down a person bodies everywhere but camera zooms out to reveal he's playing video games covered in crumbs and then with his mouth full he says vim gums i liked it if you stopped sooner it wouldn't have been so bad just you know what are you doing step bro and then just i'm committing tax fraud [Laughter] i have been trying to work attacked fraud punchline into a joke for ages and i don't know i like that one [Laughter] why the long face and the horse is like i just really miss him man you know what i like about it you could either interpret it as grief the horse is gay we have a gay horse i think that's great diversity win the horse is gay points for gay horse it's a it's a it's a [ __ ] maybe mind that bus what bus and then they get hit by a boss why do i bother doing what i do the [ __ ] best jokes are already been written guy drinks from a mug he says this isn't my cup of joe and the mug says hi i'm steve i don't like you i kind of wanted to be more like there's a little guy in there and he's like hey i'm steve hey look at catfish and then there's a catfish dressed up as a sexy woman because like it's the liz guys like hey dude pull my finger guy pulls it and they both explode i don't like it i don't i don't love it but the idea of it pulls it out and you like he's like a grenade pin noise like it just the finger comes off it's like and then they explode i'm warming up to it hey want to hear a joke yeah sure yeah me too and then they just stand awkwardly maybe if i was like a narrator was like and there was no joke it's not bad but it's not good a man points and goes ah my finger that shouldn't be that shouldn't be funny but it's not it's not bad ah my finger that's oh [ __ ] is that funny i think that's funny super villain nothing can stop me now and then you just cut back to an empty screen and the super villains like no that's [ __ ] so good that's so good that's that's great because i don't think the audience would get what the joke was until after the sketch that's really good that's really good very nice during therapy session the therapist is like all right let's see how you do on this test okay and the therapist holds up a raw shark test image and the ghast of guys like smash i mean like obviously it's very topical like that joke is not gonna make any sense in you know like a week but we're in that week currently so maybe yeah maybe guy runs up to another guy who's eating a bagel and he's like hey do you know you are what you eat and then he turns into a bagel because you see he literally turns into he is what he eat well god person they're like i feel like you've been distant lately and it cuts wide and then there's someone in the distance you don't even see and they're like what it's pretty funny isn't it it's pretty funny person one i'm trans person who's like cool and he's like parent transparent then he he fades away you know what it's not [ __ ] awful i wouldn't have the other person be like cool he'd be like i'm trans parent you know just like nice and simple be babble me me bob me me it's midnight is that a knife get shot no [ __ ] you [ __ ] off go [ __ ] yourself that's pretty good that's pretty good yeah [ __ ] it this yeah it's good it's good tell margaret can i confirm your address a dress says yes i am but how did you know because you see the dress was a dress well i am out of wine which means i cannot conceivably read any more jokes i have gone through at least a thousand of them and each one has aged me by at least an hour so i think it's safe to assume that i only have a few years left thanks for that all right so i've got about 30 jokes that i think could feasibly work i'm going to now whittle those down to about 10 voice them get ben to animate them but i'm not going to show you that part because that's kind of boring so let's just jump into it without further ado this is the astor movie written by you if given the chance to do that was this a mistake you [ __ ] tell me i'm trans cool parent what is that a knife no smash my fire is done i feel like you've been so distant lately what i like trains i like trains [Applause] i pronounce you hey dude pull my finger okay nothing can stop me now no hey hi see not all these skits have to end in violence they do wow that was a crazy time i assume i haven't seen it yet on account of the fact that i right now haven't made it but let's assume it went pretty well what did you think did you like the jokes do you think you did a pretty good job did you think that i missed some absolute banger jokes i should have made if so make him yourself just credit the person who did it or ask them i don't really know how this works i'm an idiot obviously i was busting everyone's balls but there were genuinely a lot of really good jokes in there and a lot of just really creative suggestions people often you know try to give me jokes uh and suggestions but i always say if you have a good joke idea you should just make it don't give away for free you got a good idea use it please god and if you found any of the suggestions really funny check out the twitters of the people who did them maybe they're funny maybe they're racist i don't know i didn't check very thoroughly also if you're on our patreon you can get extra 20 minutes of me going through so many more jokes and just dying inside thank you for watching and don't forget to check out those pride month shirts i will see you when i next see you god stop asking god you're so needy tomska out hey you thank you for the money hey you thank you for the money money hey you thank you for the money hey you thank you for the money hey you thank you for the money hey you thank you for the money money hey you thank you for the money hey you thank you for the money thank you patrons we appreciate it thank you bye [Music]

Channel: TomSka & Friends

Views: 2,566,393

Keywords: tomska, asdfmovie, asdf, cartoon, comedy, fan submission, i like trains

Id: k4Q3qD93rgI

Length: 14min 5sec (845 seconds)

Published: Tue May 31 2022