You Won't Believe These Audience Members' Secrets

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Today, I want to talk about secrets. I don't really have any secrets, I mean, anymore. I used to. I had a really big one for a long time back in the '90s. You know what I'm talking about. I used to do Viagra commercials in Japan. [LAUGHTER] And then the whole gay thing. But anyway, I take secrets very, very seriously. If someone tells me something that they don't want anyone else to know, I respect that. I am a vault. For instance, when Mary told me about her rash, I said, I will not tell anyone. I will not tell a soul. And then, Andy, when you told me about your little-- I said, my lips are sealed. [LAUGHTER] Then, Mary, when your rash came back-- Yup. And when the doctor told you, Andy, there was nothing he could do about it. [LAUGHTER] You didn't hear a peep from this gal. No. I'm good at keeping secrets. So I asked my audience to share a few of their own. So right now, it's time to play a brand new game. It's called, What the blank is your secret? [MUSIC PLAYING] What the blank is your secret? [APPLAUSE] You know how you do that when people say-- you do that with your mouth open. Yeah, I know. Yeah, no one goes shh. They go like that. [LAUGHTER] Shh. Shh. All right, here's how it works. We're going to share a secret from an audience member, and it's going to miss a few words. And tWitch and I are going to try to guess what the blank is the secret. So we're going to get started now. Lewis, where's Lewis? Lewis? [APPLAUSE] All right. All right. Let's see Lewis's secret. In 2019, I kissed blank, blank at one of her concerts. All right, we know it's not Madonna because that's a one word. One word. Yeah, yeah. Cher that's also-- so it's not Cher. What kind of music do you listen to? Let's just say, I'm very big into '80s pop culture. '80s pop culture. Yeah. '80s pop culture. OK, OK. Where was the concert held? It was in Vegas. It was in Vegas. It was one of her residences for sure. Her? Aha. No, that limits it. OK. Residency is at Vegas. A residency. Uh-huh. I think I have an idea. It was, yeah, because 2019 was like-- Yeah, yeah. I think I know who it is. All right. I think I know who it is. I'm going to guess Jennifer Lopez. OK. Who are you going to guess? I'm going to guess Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey? Yes. Well. Very close. I saw her that year, but no, it wasn't her. It wasn't her? OK, I was wrong. It wasn't her. All right. And it wasn't Jennifer Lopez. It was not Jennifer Lopez, either. All right. Let's get a letter hint. [DING] Oh, I said I was like, I don't know. [LAUGHTER] Sorry. You kind of get a hint, and your body-- your mind just kind of jump at. But you don't know who it is? Obviously, I had no idea. I mean, I just see Pamela Anderson. That's all I see with P and A. I see Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul. Yeah, yeah, it was? That's who it is? It was. Is that it? Oh, no. All right. [APPLAUSE] And we have a photo of you kissing, I guess. Oh. [INAUDIBLE] No. [APPLAUSE] Sure bet. That's quite something. That's, yeah, good for you. Yeah. All right. Amazing, amazing. All right. Well, thank you Lewis. Congratulations. All right. [APPLAUSE] And where is Lauren? Lauren? Hi, Lauren. [APPLAUSE] All right. Hello. Oh, I cannot believe that this is literally happening right now. It is. Yeah, it is. We're going to reveal your secret. We sure are. Let's talk about it in front of everyone. My blank, blank is shaped like a blank, blank. Sure is. Yes. Uh-huh. All right. But first, I'm going to say my belly button. Oh, that's good. My belly button shaped like a ham sandwich. Nice. That was it. It's crazy. I can't believe you guessed on the first try. Yeah, I know. Let's see. Wow. Is this something that you share with people often? Unfortunately, I have often. Yes. OK. Is it a body part? It sure is. OK. It is a body part. Yes. OK. I mean, I wouldn't say often. But like-- Right. Now, OK. I understand. But not all the time. I'm trying to get a gauge if it's something you can do like now, or like, yeah. OK. Yeah. Got you. Got you. OK. Sometimes in the national television? Exactly. OK. Exactly, exactly. Let's get a letter hint. [DING] Oh. Oh. Wait a minute. [LAUGHS] Hold on, now. Hold on. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHS] It's shaped like a-- Wait, what's the B, C? I don't get it. [LAUGHTER] I don't know if she's going to be able to show us today-- [LAUGHTER] --is what I'm saying. What? Wait, wait, wait, I don't get the B, C. Everybody else does. [LAUGHTER] OK, can I say it? Everyone thinks my boyfriend's-- Something. --something, shaped like a something, something. Is that a boyfriend? No. They're not guessing my boyfriend's something. [LAUGHTER] Andy, no one is guessing my boyfriend's that. [LAUGHTER] Oh, my god, Andy. [LAUGHTER] I'm saying. My butt crack is shaped like lima bean. [LAUGHTER] Now, I don't know what lama beans are shaped like, but that's the kind of-- Their curve. Are we talking about what that would look like? Yeah. But it is my butt crack. Am I able to confirm or deny? Yeah, you can reveal that part. I can reveal that. It is my butt crack. My butt crack is shaped-- but is that an L in the beginning? Yeah. It sure is. [LAUGHTER] I'm just excited for her. She's getting it. We're getting it. Oh, my butt crack-- My butt crack is shaped like a-- Like a long-- A lion baby. [LAUGHTER] I don't know. What is it? We're stumped. What is it? A lightning bolt. Lightning bolt. It is. A lightning bolt. Wow, it goes like-- So it starts like here. Uh-huh. And then it takes like a-- it goes like east, like northeast. It goes like northeast, and then it takes a hard west turn. You know what? Just shows us. [LAUGHTER] Right? I wouldn't not, but-- Just show us because we can't picture it. We can't. But it just takes a hard curve, and then it goes-- Was there an accident involved, or did it-- There wasn't. No, I was just really lucky, I guess. Wow. Yeah, I'm one hip higher than the other, one leg longer than the other, it just-- kind of asymmetric all over. Well, congratulations, Lauren. Thank you so much. Thank you. Yes. All right. Lightning bolt. [APPLAUSE] I never would have guessed that. I never would have guessed that one. No, no. Where's Roberta? [APPLAUSE] Oh, wow. [APPLAUSE] Roberta's got a secret. Hi, Roberta. Hi. All righty. Glad to meet you. Nice to meet you too, Roberta. Yeah. Let's see Roberta's secret. I was almost arrested for blank, blank in a blank, blank at 80 years old. All right. Well, it's going to be a strip club. Strip, yeah. Right? Or maybe having sex in a-- do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, having sex in a strip club at 80 years old. [LAUGHTER] Somebody said, nice. [LAUGHTER] Let's go for that. Let's just take a shot. Let's take a shot. We're guessing that you were almost arrested for having sex in a strip club. Is that right? Nope. OK [LAUGHTER] All right. [INAUDIBLE] Yeah, let's get some letters. [DING] Oh, we're way off. No. Making love. Yeah. There we go. So instead of having sex, it's making love. Go. There we go. Yeah. There we go. Yeah. In a public-- No, no. Let's go. Parking, parking, parking. Parking. Parked car. In a parked car? In a parked car. [DING] [APPLAUSE] Let's go, Roberta! Roberta! [APPLAUSE] So that tells you, you don't have to be-- you can be as old as you want and still want sex. [APPLAUSE] And I still love it. Thanks, Roberta. Thank you so much. That's how you play, What the blank is your secret? If I share your secret, you're getting a 65-inch 4k TCL TV. All right. Here's something that's not a secret. tWitch is going to dance.
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Channel: TheEllenShow
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Length: 9min 55sec (595 seconds)
Published: Thu Sep 16 2021
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