You Bet Your Life #57-05 The Never-ending Quiz Segment (Secret word 'Street', Oct 24, 1957)

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[Music] la here he is the one the [Music] only well here I am again with a chance for each of our couples to win up to $10,000 and if any of them say the secret word they'll win an extra $100 this is the this is the word right here that duck is getting smaller okay duck duck out of here George who's first Roo we have Glory Dawson and anel bonini on Deck now so for you in please and meet Gro marks welcome to your B life say the sacred word and divide an extra $100 it's a common word something you see every day he thinks I'm whistling at him right Glory uh Hallelujah Dawson and is that your middle name Hallelujah no but it might just as well be and ano baloney bolognini bolognini no matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney to me maybe you have to more spaghet yeah would you like to marry a woman around 63 who makes wonderful Pizza no no no no no what about Glory ah now I changed my mind uh what sort of work do you do uh anel well I'm trying to play the Chalo all the time because that's my way to make a living professional yeah a musician yes you like our Orchestra you're not sure of it are you oh yes you haven't got B legs aren't you supposed to have bow legs if you're a cello player uh not exactly no sometime I play sideways it's like a woman riding a horse in England did you ever think of the violin instead of the cello well look at the money Jack Benny's made from the fiddle I know have you thought of a violin well one day I put the hand in the vi and found out that I was covering too much territory so I I took the see the size of my hands I can tell you well you shouldn't you should be milking cows with those oh I that too you're Glory Dawson huh where are you from Glory s t Glory Glory Glory are you married no well this is obviously your own choice aren't there any young single men around that uh you could become an Amo of most of them are already [Music] married you mean the good ones are married well most of the good ones are already married that's not necessarily true married ones aren't any better than single ones just to weak the struggle well why do you object to the men you come in contact with every day how do you know one of them isn't the uh Mr right for you well the men I come in contact with every day are usually kind I wouldn't want to marry they're either conman or Lara burglars or something I said you must go around with a pretty classy crowd just where do you work glori in the public library I'm a Los Angeles pleas police woman a cop well goodbye Glory [Music] da me aren't you I pinch you well you don't need me you can catch your own husband pinch him face and if you like him throw him in the can are you really a lady cop um well I like being called a lady but a cop uh would rather be called a police woman or police officers no I I cop isn't dignify that's right I think flatfoot is more appropriate I'm sure every man you meet isn't a crook Glory how about the fellas you have dates with what's the matter with them oh they're not all Crooks but what if they take you out to dinner and then they spend the rest of the night trying to squeeze it out of you well if they do that do they get a rebate on the dinner don't you like to be squeezed not particularly not at all well I don't think I think I'll stand on the Fifth Amendment right here don't you why do you look so good if you don't want to be squeezed what do you get all dressed up for wear high heels and nylons and a very tight dress if you don't want to be squeezed well I give up you're lying aren't you glory imagine saying that to a cop when he's handing you a ticket well you're a Charming couple and if you don't get married are you married any no sir no it's okay the time has come to play your bet your life now let's play your bet life you selected largest cities of states the population figures for these cities are all based on the latest census reports if you miss two in a row you're out if you get four in a row right you win $1,000 what is the largest city in the state of uh Beed fenus is a cop what's the largest city in the state of Louisiana yeah yeah I know is what do you eat all those beautiful French things well cut out the menu give us the name of the city what is the name of the city New Orleans new orle you have one right three more right and you'll have $1,000 all right what is the largest city in the state of Minnesota Minneapolis min Apolis you're two right now two more right you'll have $1,000 what is the largest city in Ohio s Cleveland Cleveland is right one more right and you'll have $1,000 you're almost there penon would you like to get arrested by Gloria wouldn't be too bad would it I'd certain you like to get arrested by you be arranged it could probably be arranged what's the largest city in Montana bilings billions it happens to be great fors well you now have one wrong well neither of you know well here we go again don't get the next one wrong what is the largest city in Rhode Island Providence Providence Providence that's right is bigger than the state part of it Jets over into Connecticut you have one right again we're starting all over yeah that's our we have one right now what is the largest city in Tennessee Nashville Knoxville no you're both wrong it's Memphis oh well you're back to one wrong what is the largest city in Virginia no richond richond is Right Richmond is right oh you're back to one right now what is the largest city in the state of Missouri Oh Missouri Kansas City Kansas City Kansas City no St Louis you're back to one wrong again what is the largest city in Texas Houston that's right and you're back to one right how did you know that what is the largest city in Vermont soon as you get away from Texas you is that mood no go back to one wrong Burlington yes you are back to one wrong again what is the largest city what is the largest city in South Dakota Sue CI Sue Falls what is it s Falls Sue Falls is right back to one right what is the L you know we're going to run out of cities pretty simp I I may have to switch to Belgium or you're just about out of states too all right what is the largest city in North Dakota didn't we just had it no we had South [Music] Dakota what's the answer is Fogo never heard of all right what is the largest city in New [Music] Hampshire New Jersey Manchester never heard of it glad you missed two in a row 18 times so you're you're all through we don't want you to go away broke I'm going to ask you one question for $100 you ready no help in the audience from what animal do you get a B skin a b skin yeah from what animal a bear bear I had it wrong I was going to say Gypsy Ros Lee well sorry you didn't win more but thanks anyway for being on that show You Bet Your Life and I hope you too graa we have some brothers who want to meet you now so we'll fill and any of mine no no this is Phil and Frank interland right not mine no would you come in fellas and meet grouo Mar please welcome to your Bet Your Life say the secret word and you each get an extra $50 it's a common word something you see every day triplets have I ever saw triplets Phil and Frank inter Landy well obviously you your identical twins now which one is Phil and which one is Frank I'm Phil and he's he's Phil and I'm Frank oh now Frank where were you born I was born on the uh west side of Chicago really around Logan Square and uh where do you live now in Laguna Beach Laguna that's a very pretty Place how long have you boys been twins about 33 years Phil Phil who's the oldest you're Phil H am yes I am 20 minutes how much how much older do you than Frank 20 minutes I thought so and believe me you look it too you look about 30 minutes older now has that 20 minutes made much difference in your life uh well it did in the beginning I remember when my mother had to buy uh clothing for us and she couldn't get something identical well he would always get First Choice and then I'd get what was left you see well n you say you play some odd tra just imagine the money you say being twins when you put a penny in the weighing machine all you have to do is stand on the scales together and then divide by two are you both married yes well that's where the differences begin eh yes fa how how did you meet your wife well I met her at a at a reading for a play in the local playhouse at Laguna she was reading for a play and I saw her go up on stage and she looked wonderful but she uh she just didn't read well so I thought if I could take her out I could sort of help her with her acting mhm well how did it work out did you improve her acting yes quite a bit I think she's uh I think she's a pretty good actor actress now what is she playing in now well she's not playing anything now she's just a housewife you certainly straightened her out imagine what would have happened if you hadn't a coached her she probably still be in Show Business how did you meet your beloved and what was wrong with her at the time nothing wrong with her I met her at the University of Iowa and was she on the team the football team no no uh she was just a student Corn Husker yes what were you doing in Iowa if you were born the west side of Chicago well I went to the University of Iowa because they why wasn't the University of Chicago good enough for you well not for the art Department it wasn't good enough the there wasn't any art Department I wanted a Maj syy Smith come from there he used to write the gumps yeah but that's not art that's cartooning that's a very snoby attit I know it is well what happened where did you meet her I met her in an Italian speaking class and what were you doing in there well I wanted to take Italian cuz I love the language I think it's a wonderful language and you were taking Italian art is that it well I was studying a lot of Italian art yes it did help I see but why did it help what kind of a job do you have no yeah I'm a cartoonist it took Italian singing lessons to become a cartoonist where do your cartoons appear in Italy mostly no bill what kind of a job do you have I'm a cartoonist and you never took the class he took the studies at all you see it wasn't necessary at all app not you could have done without that why do your cartoons appear uh most of the national magazines Saturday evening post true uh Better Homes and Gardens Playboy Sports Illustrated mhm what are your ctoons about could you describe one of them for us well I uh I did one of uh look how he's watching you oh this is this is great it's hard are you watch are you watching him with admiration or contempt both both as a contempt it's a brother admiration I see glad you know how you stand now how do you feel about him I'd rather not say right now I about this cartoon at least what he thinks about you he could say publicly what you think about him you have to say privately well go ahead tell us about it describe one of these cartoons well I had a couple driving up to a summer Cottage couple of cartoons no a couple of people no and they're driving up to the summer Cottage is this an elderly couple middle AG how old what do you regard as middleaged 40 we better go on with [Music] this well they driving up to the summer Cottage and the the man looks back and he sees another car coming down the road toward the summer Cottage and he says good grief not already and you got paid for that did you ever sell any cartoons to Kia's magazine or the woman's Home Companion yes quite a few you know they're out of business now both I'm glad I'm glad he always had to wear your old clothes bet you are too huh now Phil is your wife like your cartoons yes very much where is this unfortunate lady is she around here yes she's somewhere out in the audience she's in the audience Mrs uh inanda inandi inandi would you mind standing up would you get us some lights out there Mrs inter Landy well she's a very attractive girl I want to ask you a question do you understand your husband's cartoons the one about a strange couple coming up to the house I think I do you're not sure huh not positive would you mind tripping down here for a minute I'd like to discuss this with you take your time now Frank if you would just sit down there over here for a second this happens all the time oh it does Mrs in Andy first I want you to kiss your husband and then I want you to tell me what what is your face name Phoebe Phoebe well that's a very cute name I didn't dig that cartoon about the couple in the summer Cottage perhaps if you told me about another of his cartoons I could understand it better what is your favorite oh I have quite a few um I don't know the one that comes to mind at the moment is um cartoon about um well there a captionless cartoon there's nothing written underneath and Phil hates me to describe his cartoons um there's these Hunters coming over a hill with the hound dogs and they're all dressed in hunting habits and they have their guns and everything and there's a woman looking at the hunters through a big plate glass window sitting in a robe in her living room chair and then sitting behind her chair is a little red fox hiding thanks now would you mind explaining that to me it's very funny when you see it I I like it even if I don't understand it I like it now this is the same chap who criticized your acting H yeah and and stopped your theatrical career in midair as so to speak so to speak yes well Phoebe thanks for the information now if you'll grab a chair right over there you can watch your husband Phil make a jack ass of himself in the [Music] [Applause] quiz and what kind of work do you do Bob Frank I'm a cartoonist too you too huh you boys will go to any lengths to be twins won't you do you work together no I I'm uh uh contracted with the de Mo register and Tribune oh you do the kind of high block stuff huh yeah serious stuff Fitzpatrick and all that social political satire I see and they're syndicated yes syndicated and your name is interland I've seen your cartoons and I think they're very good thank you it's a very difficult medium to write satire and cartoons there's very few good ones Fitzpatrick and Har block and you and ly that's a great company you yes yes I put you in high class company I don't thank me you thank my neighbor he buys the paper your cartoons are in don't go out there don't get the wrong idea I don't go out every morning and steal his paper it just happens to be near where there where I'm stealing his milk could you give us an idea of one of your Social satires describe a typical cartoon well uh I did one um of a middle class couple in a kitchen a man is sitting at a table at the kitchen table with his shirt off and he needed a shave and the woman is sitting there in an apron and they're drinking a beer or a coffee or something and and all around them were cameras and lights and television people you know and the man at the table is saying well you tell Edward aruro this is the wrong [Music] [Applause] house it's very good but who is Edward aruro attention Ed Maro remember what happened to kers well you're Bright Young fellas and it's been fun talking to you and however it's time to see how well you work together when the chips are done so let's play your Bet Your Life while you select professions of famous people I'll ask you some questions if you miss two in a row you're out if you get four in a row right you win $1,000 you ready what was Edwin Booth's profession actor you have one right Jim Corbett's profession boxer boxer you boys ought to be ashamed to take the money if you you get any well you're halfway to it now you have two right two more right and you'll have $1,000 all right what was Jane Adams profession social social worker social worker social worker is Right social worker get the next one right and the Thousand is yours what was Henry Ward Beach's profession uh yeah yeah I think so sayead U Minister Clan famous PL was quick you got four in a row you win [Applause] [Music] $1,000 as a rule we don't get clip so swiftly but I I I surmised that this was going to happen now you won $1,000 now you can keep it and quit or you can come back lateer and try all right George let's find out how we stand on the big question all right uh Phil and Frank Hy would you come back please see sir you want $1,000 so far now if you decide to try for the 10,000 and you fail you wind up with a total of 500 now what are you going to do we'll try try now pick a number from 1 to 10 and then spin the wheel if any number besides the one you pick comes up the question is weigh 2,000 if your number comes up this question is weigh 10,000 what number do you want nine nine give it a [Applause] throw for me [Music] too your number was nine it landed on five so this question is weigh $2,000 in 1829 a German publisher compiled a guide book that since has become the most famous of its kind in the world for $2,000 what is the name of this well-known series of guide books for [Music] travelers [Music] what's the what's the answer uh Baker Baker is right you won [Music] $2,000 what are you going to do with all that money I think I'll uh go to New York going take him with you no I'm going I just bought a piano for my wife I'm going to help pay for it oh and you're going to have to listen to it she's very good oh she is enjo well congratulations and thanks for being with us you bet your life thank you J
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Channel: Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
Views: 123,618
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Keywords: You Bet Your Life (TV Program), Groucho Marx (Author), Groucho Marx, Episodes (TV Program), Game Show (TV Genre), Comedy (TV Genre), George Fenneman
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Length: 23min 41sec (1421 seconds)
Published: Fri Dec 20 2013
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