Yandere Leah Is NUTS. Let’s Marry Her!

in the quaint town of stardy Valley a tale of love in danger beckons what if Leah was crazy in love with you Dawn your metaphorical detective hats and let's find out I heard there was a new crazy girl in town and you know what that means I'm going to say hi provoking her to become insanely obsessed with you know sometimes I feel like the crazy one waiting outside people's homes hello it's nice to meet you the pleasure is all mine I mean I'm here to talk to you about crime I'm happy you moved here you look lovely oh my god oh no I did not go to freaking criminology and Doctor Scary People school for this I'm a disgrace Maybe you can't get out of this with a few pretty words okay you can this city this job never gets easier it was a rainy day just like this one when I lost my partner Jonesy now what would bring a girl like you to a place like this by these water corn dogs hey Elliot what are you doing what what are you doing man what are you doing what what are you doing is this guy bothering you would you care to have a drink with me fish I could take you home afterwards oh my goodness hear that Elliot did you hear it do you hear it I love to decorate for the different seasons decorate with blood Shane this is just a regular girl right you notice any suspicious activity I'll write it down on my detective notepad what do you think about that all right that's fair you know we all have secrets if you hear any banging from inside my Hut it's probably just me working on one of my sculptures suddenly I'm a sculpture I'm sorry the trees look nice today don't they so why did you become a farmer ooh let's see I wanted to escape my old life and my old lover that you know killed people for me that's pretty much the reason I came here too except I was the one doing the killing these streets ain't what they used to be we both live outside of town does that mean something yep it means we both live outside of town and perhaps we both operate outside the law what do you think about that avoiding the question this morning I accidentally stepped on a bug who will tell the bugs family because it will not be me hello Gus I bet you hear all kinds of things idle gossip or confession anyway I need a salad you can tell a lot about a person based on how they react when you give them a salad only a psychopath responds positively oh this is exactly what I wanted thank you case closed it's simpler to be friends with the trees they don't have much to say like corpses I'm just working on this sculpture here come here watch this this is a reflection into your dark and twisted mind see that I'm revealing the essence of the wood you can reveal the essence of my wood any day once you get past the outer layers the true nature starts to show creep may I have a kiss I want to be creepy so bad anyway oh you're me too that's good to [Music] know Kell how many times do I have to tell you I don't want to come back to the city stop calling me I don't want to hear from you anymore would you like me to kill that guy for you she was always nagging me to go back to school and study business or medicine something with a lot of money in it I guess the idea was to save up for a normal life you know a house in the suburbs kids PTA meetings that sort of thing I wasn't ready for that kind of life fish I had to leave so I came here to pursue my dream of being an artist you saw me in a window and you've been stalking me ever since well thanks for listening to me it's good to have a friend oh God I got friend zoned oh my God shoot me shoot me in the head I mean thank you for inviting me in as a friend Abigail needs to go and join the Paranormal World she's so interested in already she needs to realize those silly rituals won't work you'd never be hers over being mine wait have a Gils in me oh my hello Leah M this fruit punch is unusually good is it because there's blood in it bam drop that glass if you were to leave me I fear the birds and worms would come for me but maybe in my next life you would only belong to me [Music] um I'm going to be real with you I wasn't prepared for Horrors beyond my comprehension but you know I guess Shane is here now so no I am but I gifted Maru a cherry tree sapling hopefully she'll accidentally swallow a leaf then she'd be out of the way okay there's there's a bit to unpack here you gave her a tree sapling in hopes that she would my sister in Christ could you please just kill her like a normal person all right I'm going to need to go conf Escape that sapling thank you ma'am for keeping our community safe I left a bouquet of atropa badas on Emily's doorstep last night I hope she wakes up to the hint what does that mean hold on hold on a Tropa Bell you could have just said deadly nightshade you look over at Leah's easel and it's a painting of Haley but it seems she's imagined her as dead in this piece wow everybody's so creative it's time to investigate the flower dance from the inside as then I'm going to dance in it you know I wouldn't mind dancing with you I've been imagining you in my arms for today it' be nice to have it happen Okay you basically just asked me but he and your face Elliot I still remember the atrocities you put me through it should be crime to look this good am I right oh fish you scared me see that fruit up there it looks delicious doesn't it but I can't reach it just like your goals in life I mean get on my shoulders you're stronger than you look you got to be strong to keep these streets clean here try a piece even if my art career is a flop I'll always have a friend to catch me on the way down like financially cuz I'm just kidding Leah I'll take care of you assuming you don't take care of me first don't you get a little lonely on that big farm of yours I'd never mind you stopping by for a chat or maybe something more what are we talking about in front of the child I wonder how well Elliot can swim do you think he could safely swim from out of the Waves I don't know but let's find out I keep forgetting that I'm supposed to be the voice of reason no Leah I mean yes yes he can swim Leah though I can drag my brush along the canvas and blend together the paints nothing compares to your real face oh you're painting me and you could always work with me as a police sketch artist now there is a power couple I hate to be blunt but if these other girls don't pack off their lives are going to end rather short that was very blunt so I'm not fully convinced that you do hate being blunt Al so you talking about Marne are you worried about Marne cuz maybe you should be mney you come back here have you been busy this year I thought so oh she gave me money it explains why you haven't been talking to me enough oh really right in front of Elliott work we're going to do this in front of Elliot [Music] really we're going to do this in front of lioness's chicken really nature gives us all we don't truly own anything but I believe that you're mine as I am yours and I believe Ang can save the world I'll consume you with delight why would you say that to me I always think better in the dark that is jod not Leah where the freaking heck is Leah Leah Leah where where on God's green earth is Leah oh wow this is creepy hello Time to Say Goodbye to another summer it's not all bad though now nobody has an excuse to look at you in revealing clothes everyone but me that is I literally wear this detective outfit like head to toe every single day okay it's like part of my identity like my entire personality is I'm a detect do you do you do you not understand is the bit lost on you Leah like no you're right I do look pretty hot God you've made my life so much more colorful without you I'd be living in a monoc traumatic Darkness don't ever leave me fish I will try my best but you know you know I'm I don't know the women they're all over me it's a tough life being so you know so brave and heroic and intelligent having such high IQ you know sometimes I hey I'm still talking sometimes I envy you such a simple mind if you noticed the way I stare at you why haven't you gotten the hint yet I like you fish I have since you've arrived oh you want a bouquet don't you I was afraid of this well you know it's for the case I suppose if I must you're kind of bending my arm here guess we have have to be girlfriends a geez oh geminy Christmas my charm strikes again be my wife you want to get more serious I feel the same way I'm kind of nervous aren't you nope not even a little bit you want to die Granny talk to my girlfriend again all the guys in this town are like sharks after your blood and body they don't care like I do why are they after my blood this is the skin of a killer Bella you have a kitchen at your place don't you I'd love to cook for you every day slip a little something inside the meal so I can take care of you all hours you said that incredibly loudly Shane help me oh my this is why crime is running rampant the citizens don't even care about the safety of their fellow man I'll break your KN truth is nothing in this life is fair I'm stuck behind these bushes freaking heck dude we should run away together live out the rest of our days within nature just the two of us forever alone nobody who can find us whatever happened to um hello how are you good morning that's a very nice hat you're not going to stab me are you it's a little picnic for us I think I'd rather get stamped this is a vegetable medley with my special spice blend I am so apprehensive you mutter so loud such wicked things and this is a fresh salad made from greens that I foraged right here here in the [Music] forest can you forge some Wellness of Mind well well well what have we here Santa Claus oh I'm really scared oh I am really scared what the heck are you doing here pardon my French I'm a detective baby oh my God she's fine but that was pretty violent fish I know did you like it hello Leah don't try to blame what I've had to do on me it was all to make you mine what did you do Leah Leah Leah what did you do I left a kiss on your glass last night after I'd gotten home from foraging did you see it did you place your lips in the same place to taste me yep I doubt yep mhm I did do that I did not just immediately spray some Clorox and hope for the best you know she's no detective but I bet she knew it was a lie Rats the fake Gore and blood is decent but I could Supply with the real thing if everyone keeps trying to hold on to you out of their fear Leah dearest we all know that you just use red paint okay stop trying to be cool I used to think it was interesting to observe others in their behavior but there's no need to even look at anyone else anymore there's not a single person in this world who could Captivate my attention as you have nobody is as unique as you well that's true you know when she likes to investigate forager and farmer I think we work pretty well together I'm a detective I won't let anyone come close to try and ruin us I'll kill anyone I need to their lives no longer matter to [Music] me Merry Christmas now this might just be a hunch but I think she might be into me I've never truly been able to fall in love before even with my ex it all felt so fake but then you came along you've shown me what love is supposed to be like complete and utter devotion the urge to go to the most extreme lengths just for the one I love Yoba I do absolutely anything for you fish I love you can you jump In this River real quick for [Music] science I'm just kidding I love you miror Lewis you so much is look in her direction again that's what I thought that's what I thought old man that's what I thought I'd kill for you fish who else could say that like a Fisher man that's like really passionate and he's like oh man i' kill for fish right now I guess like a seafood Enthusiast being alone is something I've grown used to but I can never grow used to the feeling of loneliness I'm happy you came to this town and drove them away I'd be nothing without you fish an unsupervised criminal oo that's beautiful is that me would you like me to sculpt you fish just a little something to show off my love for you yeah that's me right I'm sure nobody else could do something like that I don't know this one's kind of in my likeness I'd love if you stopped by my cabin today maybe as a gift you'd allowed me to pay you well nude I promise not to touch unless you'd like me to I'm sorry it's your birthday though a birthday gift that's very kind of you I love it I don't know all right pay me like one of your French girls let's do it you might be what do you think no no I'm sorry I'm sorry they always react this [Music] way yes kiss my hat it's the only good part of me anyway I mean yay [Music] marriage a her room is cute I've never actually married Leah but you know yeah as good at time as any I'm sure I got the whole experience that was some way to ring in the New Year last night heo when we went over all of my old cold cases and solved five of them meanwhile she's turning my exes into cold cases thank you so much for watching would you cuff this version of Leah until next time

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Length: 20min 19sec (1219 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 17 2023