(rooster crows) (lion roars) (text bangs) (wheel clicks) - Welcome to "Good Mythical More." Let's play would you
rather, aged poorly edition. - But first, we're gonna name that squad. What do you call a group of cats? - A group of cats, a group
of cats, a group of cats. - I think it's a cavalry. - A cavalry? - A cavalcade. - A cavalcade? No, it's more like a... This is something that we
should've heard, you know? A group of cats? Like a herd, you know? - It's like herding cats. - Yeah, that's the only way I've... The only way I've heard
multiple cats referred to as a unit is in that saying. - I mean, I don't think cats go in groups. - I don't think there's a word for it. - Yeah. - There's no word. - A clowder. - That's just stupid. A clowder of cats? Like chowder, but the H turned into an L? - Made up words, y'all. - A clowder of cats. - A boner of cats. - This is getting ridiculous. This is like when every day
of the year has a holiday now. - Yeah, bull crap, man. - Bull crap. Cat crap. Cat crap smells worse than
bull crap, I can tell you, because I've smelled both of them. - What are we doing, Stevie? - [Stevie] I'm going to give you a would you rather situation.
- Would you rather. Okay. - And the would you rather
situation is related to things that have aged poorly, and then you're gonna have to tell me which you would rather. - Okay, okay. - [Stevie] Would you
rather pluck your eyebrows early 2000s style, so they're teeny, tiny for the rest of your life.
- Puny brow. - [Stevie] Or have to wear Justin Timberlake's
infamous Canadian tuxedo every time you go out to dinner? - Every time? - [Stevie] Every time. - Every time I go out to dinner. - I think I could become known as the guy who wears the jean tuxedo. - 'Cause you got a thick eyebrow, man. - You said something that I've always wondered about, Stevie. You said pluck them into,
you know, a thin brow, and have it that way for
the rest of your life. - [Stevie] Well, oftentimes,
people's eyebrows, if you pluck them over and over
again, they won't grow back, so, a lot of people right
now are trying to, you know, get their eyebrows to grow back, because that was the style.
- I think that would happen to me, because. - Microblading. - Starting in, like, middle school, I started plucking in between my eyebrows to avoid the unibrow, and I haven't had to do that in 10 years 'cause the follicles died. - A lot of mine died,
too, but mine are strong. Boy, they keep coming back. - So maybe, yeah, I
would look so different. I'd be the jean jacket for sure. - Mine will hide behind my glasses, so it's like, right now. - You could almost do without eyebrows. - Like a puny brow, I can do it, so I guess I will go with the puny brow. - [Stevie] Huh, okay. But, like, you could own... Well, you could own a puny brow, I guess. I was gonna say, you
can own a denim tuxedo. You can be like, yeah,
yeah, I'm wearing it, I made a choice to wear it, you know? Okay. - So you're saying I
made the wrong choice. - [Stevie] Yeah, saying there's right and wrong answers to would you rather. - My preference is wrong. - [Stevie] Yeah (laughs) - The thing I find so interesting is how quickly we can go from thinking that one thing looks good. I remember thinking- - [Stevie] It's crazy. - I remember thinking,
like, in the early 2000s when Jessie got her eyebrows real small, I was like, the eyebrows
are so tiny, yeah. - No, but we wrote a song. (woman laughs) - Woo, I can barely see them, ooh, yeah. - One of the first songs we
wrote was the unibrow song. We were making fun of,
basically, ourselves, and we made a music
video featuring your dad in a barber shop. - Yes. - But then, we wrote a sequel. - The puny brow. - The puny brow song. - It wasn't as good. - It wasn't good, but we
were making fun of that at the time. - Yeah. - 'Cause it went too far. - Well, we were making fun of it, but. - I did not- - We liked it, too. - No, I thought it was... No, not at that point. We wouldn't have written
a song if we didn't- - Oh, no, I, hm, I can think
two things at the same time. I thought it was so sexy. - Fine, I don't, fine. - I was like, it's almost gone. - [Stevie] I mean, keep in mind the facial hair you were
rocking at the same time that the puny brow. - Exactly. - [Stevie] Yeah, the puny facial hair. - You had a chinstrap, I had the goatee. - I mean, man. But now, you look at it, and you're like- - Cutting that goatee. - You're like, what? - When will goatees come back? - What happened? Hopefully soon. - I could have a goatee right now. It would be so ironic. Like, the goatee is the next mustache. - Yeah, mustaches are currently
on the, like, back end of their ironic phase. - Like, if I wanted to go, would it be more ironic for me to do the full goatee like I used to have, or just, no mustache, just the goatee. - You gotta do the full
goatee to be ironic, because- - With the mustache. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Stevie] Norm core. - Norm core. - [Stevie] Would you rather
forever only be known as the creator of Jar Jar Binks, or constantly be told you
look like Jar Jar Binks? (Link chuckles) - The creator of Jar Jar Binks? - [Stevie] I didn't know
there was so much hatred about Jar Jar Binks. - The guy who played
Jar Jar Binks, I mean. - He really suffered. - He lived that part of
the would you rather. Well, not that he looked like him, but that he was him, the third option, and it's like, it really had
a negative impact on the dude. Yeah, I feel sorry for the guy. - Mm. - I'd rather be the creator. - Yeah, yeah. Because then you'd be George Lucas, right? - 'Cause he got over that. - [Stevie] Would you rather? I don't have anything to say to that. I don't have anything to add. Rather have a Von Dutch hat permanently sewn to your head? - (laughs) Yeah. - [Stevie] Or an Ed Hardy shirt permanently tattooed on your chest? - Oh, gosh. I mean. - Tattooed T-shirt? - I think you gotta go with the T-shirt, 'cause, at least, you could
cover it up with other things. The hat is kinda like, it's a hat. - Yeah, you gotta go with the- - With a brim. - You gotta go with the T-shirt. - But if I had to just, like- - 'Cause the T-shirt
is made out of tattoos, that's what the Ed Hardy
T-shirts are, by the way, so it's kinda, like, redeeming it. (can pops) - Somebody opened a cold one. - Or broke a bone. What just happened?
- No, that was Liquid Death. I'm sorry, I ran out of one,
had to open another one. - But, if I had to just make a choice, like, if I had to, if you take the permanently sew out of it, and you had to be like, you have to start doing this as a more than occasional fashion choice, I'd go with the hat
over the Ed Hardy shirt. - Talk about, like, fashion statements and permanently sewing, is that a thing? Because it seems like
that would be a thing that we would just shake our heads at. - Is it a thing, that people permanently sew
clothes onto themselves? - Yeah. - No, I think the stink factor would be a little overwhelming. - I bet you it is, I bet you it is.
- Yeah, I don't think that's a thing. Like, a never nude situation? - People get shirts tattooed onto them. - Hm. - Like, I've got, is that a shirt? No, it's a tattoo. - It's ink. - Yeah. - Hey, wanna remind you, today is the last day to get that, which is "Rhett and Link Sing Lionel." We cover "Round and Round" and "You Are," and we also immaculately
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Degree monthly by today. Visit mythicalsociety.com. Please, get it. - Wow. - [Stevie] Would you rather have peaked as the best hacky sack dude in school, (Link chuckles) or as the ultimate Pog master? - I don't really know what Pogs are. - I still can't tell you what Pogs are. - We don't know what those are. We missed that. - [Stevie] Mm, mm-hm. The round little things.
- I think we played it on the show. - [Stevie] That you, like, collect. - We played it, and we still don't get it.
- And then you, like, flip and hit. - Definitely hacky sack, I mean. - I mean, there's athleticism
involved in that, right? - You can impress a whole group
of people with a hacky sack, and you could do it by yourself. I mean, it's like, if you
got some chump with you that can't actually get it back to you. - Like, the guy who peaked as the hacky sack guy ended
up with the hula hoop girl. You know the hula girl? The girl who goes out on the beach. - Oh, I know her very well.
- And she's doing all the hula hoops? - She has very small eyebrows. - Yeah, she does. - They didn't grow back. - Flowy outfit, and lots
of hula hoops happening. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I'm into it. - We're together. - [Stevie] Would you rather
be the don't tase me, bro guy, or the grape stomping lady? - The grape stomping lady. - Well, I think there's more sympathy for the grape stomping lady. (Link groans) It's not just that, it's
the visceral sounds. - It's lower than that. - It's like (snorts) There's a lot of that
kinda thing that's (snorts) There's, like, snorting that's happening before she gets any sounds out. (Stevie whoops) - [Stevie] There's, like, a little bit of dolphin, dead, yeah. (Stevie whoops) That's how I remember it. - I'd much rather be tased than to fall face first
from a platform into grass, but I'd rather be the grape stomping lady, 'cause the tase me bro also just said something offensive, right? That's why he was tased? I can't remember. - [Stevie] I can't remember either. - I think the grape
stomping lady can laugh at her thing, but if she's
walking down the street, do people start making those noises, like Stevie constantly does? (people laugh) (Stevie whoops) (Rhett laughs) - [Stevie] Would you recognize
the grape stomping lady? - No.
- Yeah. - No, you wouldn't. - [Stevie] In my mind, the
resolution was not great enough to recognize her.
- Thank god, for her sake. - But the audio fidelity was (smooches) (Stevie whimpers) - We gotta watch that right after this. - [Stevie] Would you rather
have everyone find out you followed Limp Bizkit
around on their world tour, or that you paid $1,000 for an autographed copy
of Hanson's debut album? - Well, if it required me to do the thing in order to be the person who had done it, I'd much rather pay 1,000 bucks for Hanson's first album than follow Limp Bizkit around on tour. You know, if I had to invest the time. - You know, they have
some legitimate talent. - I mean, I don't wanna
follow anybody on tour. - Both of them. - Yeah? - Following people on tour. - [Stevie] Were you saying that
Limp Bizkit had the talent, or that Hanson, or both? - Both. - [Stevie] Oh. - Especially those Hanson boys. - [Stevie] I think I've
said on the show before, I remember where I was when I first heard Hanson. - Where were you? - On a street in Greensboro in the car. I think it's called, like,
Pisgah Church Road, or something, in Greensboro, yeah. - You flipped out, man, you loved it. - [Stevie] I was like,
surely, this is young women, and then I was like, no, it's not, and then I was like, no. - Young brothers. - Like "MMMBop?" - [Stevie] Mm-hm, yeah. - And you liked it, right? ♪ Mm-bop ♪ - [Stevie] Yeah, of course. (Link sings gibberish) - My memory like that
is so much more obscure. I remember Trent telling
me to get into his car in the parking lot at Harnett Central, and playing that Everclear song. ♪ We can live beside the ocean ♪ - Uh-huh. - And thinking, like, this is the best song I've ever heard. (people laugh) - Really? - Yeah, I remember thinking, like, man, I love the, aw, so good, and it's just, like, it's so '90s. - Oh, yeah. - But I loved it, love it. You think it holds up? - It holds up better than
the two bands in question. - Okay, we've got to listen
to that in a second, too. - Yeah, yeah. - Everclear. Well, I don't know the name of the song, but it was the best song I ever heard. - "Santa Monica." - "Santa Monica?" - I think that's the name of the song. (lively electronic music) You got another one? To get the "Rhett and Link
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