WORST SECRET AGENT CONUNDRUMS - I EXPECT YOU TO DIE VR

deploying scorpions Oh guys that yeah kill it okay that wasn't actually very threatening at all [Applause] hello everybody and welcome to another game today we are playing expect you to die you may be wondering why this car can never reach Sansa bar it has some of the most high-tech weaponry in doctors ORS considerable arsenal looks very [ __ ] 40 years old I've strained it a bit drive it off the plane and you may just earn that vacation you're always going on about okay I'm gonna drive the car off the plane don't you worry about me Agent dub is on the case well that was pretty [ __ ] let's check for it doesn't take a genius to work this one out [Music] intruder detected present i for retina scan what okay okay it's me the registered owner oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh the old ticking bomb I'm partial yeah you'll need to cut those wires agent I have a better idea see you the [ __ ] later No what what okay yeah to not throw the bone out the window all right take two yeah agent Doug I'm gonna need one at least I don't know why but I want it it's great be wondering why this car can never reach sansa bar it has some of the most high-tech weaponry in doctors oars considerable arsenal naturally we'd like to poke at it a bit drive it off the plane and you may just earn that vacation you're always going on about I hate again how to arm you Baumann we don't want to arm it when to disarm it okay all right we just need to find a cutting thingamajig to cut these wires can we just get it to roll out we just okay alright fine wait I'll play a little game bring it on intruder detected present i for retina scan oh what's that you think you're gonna [ __ ] laser my eyes that huh stop what you think you're gonna do I'm [ __ ] KaBlam you'll need to cut those wires agent okay three alright so we're just gonna doing in Reverse to dishonor yes so ticking is annoying has their Psalms now can we please focus on getting the car out of the plane don't you worry about me you snug be sounding [ __ ] I'm gonna get us the [ __ ] out of here mess I'm going to treat myself don't you Tom is he gonna be here really yeah a little bit of drinking driving yeah bit of cash all right okay that's poisonous gas all right well might be a bad idea okay well didn't take a genius to work this one out let's get the [ __ ] outta here oh [ __ ] honestly agent we want the car in one piece nothing short of an explosion is going to make a dent in that cargo door I'm sure to have an explosion aim guess from last time that the gas is what sets off the explosions say anymore please in here okay need to be relatively quick if we're gonna grab that screwdriver and not suffocate and gas Seagrave come in give me it yeah age of the tub is too good why is this car like 50 years old got electric windows I understand okay yeah boy yeah boy the king of screwing is back Josh dub you Jonah again beep system resetting weapons online deploying scorpions what Oh guys yeah yeah kill it yeah that wasn't actually very threatening at all oh come on oh jesus [ __ ] christ hmm lemme okay that was kind of cool doesn't take a genius to work this one out KaBlam yeah unconventional but then again convention never was your strong suit you'd better drive the car off the plane before something else explodes hey I'm an opportunist all right take my opportunities when they show themselves okay hurry let's do this yeah where are we dropping boys okay what's going on now oh Jesus Christ man of parts boy solar axis is creating a deadly supervirus we knows or wants to revenge on the agency but this is a tad extreme get into that lab and I'll walk you through making an anti-virus first we need to work on this disgusting window I do prefer everything to be squeaky okay that is looking get and it's looking real nice these people are gonna appreciate me for cleaning their [ __ ] okay that looks nice tonight just reach in there okay you know what a shame to ruin a perfectly clean one day Oh security measures the [ __ ] the security measures Thank You Dicky oh [ __ ] reading in its comes your intention your engaging an authorized antivirus research blah blah blah blah well that's for the general public to worry about now mmm is this verse lasered oh Jesus oh [ __ ] it okay that's one it's better now just gonna put that there actually you know what we're gonna let the public deal without - oh my god I think I just infected some people with super AIDS yes finally brought a packed lunch the hell is this tomato and cheese even the secret list of agents have to keep the nutrients up okay lasers oh you sly son of a dog [ __ ] I forgot about the lasers [ __ ] it turns out I'm a terrible secret agent no I need that Jesus Christ we're done here I'm safe all right CK I'm too used to dealing with deadly gas taking the family out to Taco Bell for lunch ain't nothing compared to that all right oh honey what do we got here easy easy yeah director of biological atrocities how do you go applying for a job like that yeah I've got a bit of a good experience in biological trustees committed a few genocides in my teen years it nice full disclosure agent I don't really know how to make an anti-virus however Shawn in HR says you tested well in chemistry so give it a go save millions of lives and don't blow yourself up no problemo I'm guessing these are the chemical tubes so we just Chuck listen here listen here listen here science [ __ ] mr. white oh there we go Heisenberg away oh okay that's not good [ __ ] okay no western time [Music] we believe so axis is creating a deadly supervirus we knows or wants revenge on the agency but yeah yeah yeah don't worry I've been through this before maybe hard to believe that's right singer I don't really know how to make an anti-virus however Shawn in HR says you tested well in chemistry so give it a go save millions of lives and don't blow yourself up forgot that we had this thing chemical formulas oh yeah that makes no sense it doesn't know me at all come yeah that's adorable periodic table huh finally my chemistry it comes and comes in handy so we need GI we GRE Gary hi Gary okay well this is a pretty simple blue is grain which is GI yeah but we've gotten a green tapper rooney's if that GU flow through you yeah a bright Sun blue green and red suck it science [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah I got this thing let's [ __ ] follow saw and see how do we do with it that's right the anti culpa thing in this building [Music] now it doesn't take a genius to work out that is the color I didn't you've been spotted this is sleek naturally yeah I'm just doing my chemical [ __ ] Yoshiki Decker quick a Dicky Danka no chemical did ya just did just [ __ ] with me seriously I'm even spotted by [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] with me for agent dude it appears oh Jesus God didn't buy it they ran off I always knew you were intimidating I just shot him in the face still weak silence your [ __ ] [ __ ] did who the [ __ ] would name someone Renny with a capital n in the middle of the name thanks kid you've just saved millions of lives so we need to activate the la pinch all right pink rig up pink in there yellow [ __ ] and red give me the antivirus you know ingress thanks kid you've saved everybody [Music] by the time rosin will be long gone okay what why would someone leave a voicemail that's so incriminated okay what are you doing that thing okay this is not good I don't accept it stop doing that hello who's if you left that voicemail argent if that rocket launchers with an active 5n she wore em pulling off all these things neutralize that virus now don't worry son I see the Kappa and coming flat coupler all right now we just into some just some chemical [ __ ] on the fly here [ __ ] should've run out on the floor okay [ __ ] okay [ __ ] Oh God any of that but come yet blue green red yes give me that [ __ ] we're gonna melt that cup of shred up for that sucker get Dan to dilatant Dan ah it's not too late for this [ __ ] I'm about to forge your evil plan thank ya I saved the day oh god that looks oh Jesus oh okay well done agent including before break today we get you out of that kid some people hi Gary

Channel: JoshDub

Views: 2,189,034

Rating: 4.9066167 out of 5

Keywords: i expect you to die, joshdub, htc vive, i expect you to die vr, spy simulator, james bond vr

Id: F_9WaspD_P0

Length: 15min 8sec (908 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 02 2018