- Today we rank the worst
fashion faux-pas of the 2000s. - Let's talk about that. (groovy electronic music) Good Mythical Morning. - Ah, the 2000s. Seems like it was only
yesterday, but it wasn't. - No.
- Babies born in the year 2000 can now vote. Everybody from The Hills is a mother, and the grave looms ever
closer, Paris Hilton. - (chuckles) But there is
one way to make the 2000s feel like the distant
past and that's by looking at that decade's fashion trends. Many were bad, but today we
rank the worst of them all. It's time for Ranked: Worst 2000s fashion. - Welcome to the rank tank. Mythical team members
Stevie, Will, Christine, Jordan and Emily have each
picked what they believe is the worst of the
worst 2000s fashion trend and as you can see, they're
reppin' their look hard today. - Okay looking good, guys. Okay your job is to convince
us that what you've chosen is the worst fashion trend. Who's first?
- I am. - [Link] All right, chillin' on the end. - I feel complete (chuckles) today. - What are you? - I am representing today
Ed Hardy and Von Dutch and you know--
- Yeah. - Lots of hats.
- Truckers, mechanics, tattoo art, I'm a white lady
appropriating white men. (laughing) - Let me get a look at your t-shirt. - Oh yeah here we go.
- Okay now I'm gettin' it. So Ed Hardy. Whoa, there it is. And then you've got--
- I'm also-- - Von Dutch.
- I'm a woman of many hats. I'm definitely a DJ. I've eaten a cigarette
and I've fought a cop. (laughing) - Oh that's the best hat. - Thank you very much.
- Saved the best for last. - Okay so--
- So you look great. Convince us otherwise. - The fashion line of
Von Dutch and Ed Hardy was founded by this guy
whose name I will try to pronounce, Christian Audigier. If you lean into it more
when you don't know how to pronounce it--
- Yeah right. - You pull it off. This all originated, it didn't originate but it came into popularity,
both these lines by this guy in the late 90s or 2000s. He took the licensing, like the designs from the tattoo artist Ed
Hardy, who that's what, he was a tattoo artist
and licensed his images and then Von Dutch was like a
car pin striper and mechanic, these are his designs and his daughter has licensed its stuff.
- Okay. - All of the grossest
celebs just wore them. Celebs who don't have jobs now look like they have really hard jobs. Like I'm a trucker, I'm a tattoo artist. - Right 'cause it's leaning to the-- - I'm also a mechanic.
- The blue collar thing. - Yeah yeah, so it was very bad. It all kinda went under in 2009. - Well I gotta say in
2007, as has been evidenced by the clips we've shown
from our Online Nation days, we weren't exactly doing
it but there was a lot of ornate stuff happening on all those shirts we were wearing. - You didn't get there, you got to the knock-off
version I feel like. - We were like the white
collar version of Ed Hardy. It's like collared shirts
with that ornate stuff. - You just owned a John Deere tractor, you were like a real man. - I'm gonna call it the
white trash collar version. - Yeah, well yeah John Deere's definitely the poor man's Von Dutch. - All right so we need
to put this somewhere. - I think for now just
put it in the middle. - It's so busy, so ugly.
- I think it's horrible. - Even on Kim Kardashian.
- Yeah. - I mean I definitely,
I already drunk texted my eighth grade ex-boyfriend
Jeph with a P-H at the end. - I think the worst part
about these is the-- - I didn't even drink, I'm just drunk. - The worst part of these
is all the bedazzled gems are actually blood diamonds. - (laughs) That's true. - Oh all right who's next? - They found that out later.
- I think I'm next. - Yes.
- With ultra low rise jeans. Take a look here. - Oh so it's not the popped collar. - No, that's on me. The shoes are also on
me, sorry 'bout that, but ultra low rise jeans
are the absolute worst. I feel like I have to pull
'em up every couple minutes. I'm not a sagger but
this is making me do it. - I got a back view. (chuckles) - [Will] I know, you just saw everything. See the knitteds on the back, you gotta see these knitteds right here. - Belly chain.
- Oh yeah. - Let me top this off, they
also gave me this belly chain to wear if you wanna look
like absolutely trash in the year 2019, go ahead
and throw one of these on. - [Link] It doesn't go over the shirt. - I mean when I'm doing it I do. I mean I could have put it under but it is not a good look on me. - Now we're talkin'!
- I have to pull these up. - Stop pullin' 'em up! Let 'em go down! - I can't.
- Oh there we go. Fruit of the Loom.
- Let 'em sit where they want to sit. - I can't, you can't. These were popularized by Paris Hilton, Keira Knightley, Shakira, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and none of them wear it now. - Now I will say when you finally got up the nerve to pull up your shirt and show all your Fruit of the Loom, I think that there would not
be any Fruit of the Loom, it would just be skin.
- This, this. - Oh there it is.
- You could also wear a thong with it. - That is gross.
- I don't even think you can wear a thong
with that, I gotta say. - It's not a good look, let's be honest. - And the belly chain makes it look like your belly's kinda flopping over nothing. - The belly chain never fits. You gotta get a custom made belly chain, if you don't, you look dumber. - Well what's wrong with
me that I kinda like it? (laughing) But I remember seeing the
ladies in this and likin' it. - You liked it back then? - I just think because we're
a little split on this, I think it's not as bad as Ed Hardy. - It's pretty bad.
- I think it's gotta be below Ed Hardy.
- But when you factor in the extra scaping dollars,
there's a lot of money involved. - I don't think that
expense is part of it. So hold on, so you should switch those. It should be lower.
- Okay. I'm with you on that,
I'm with you on that. - I am next.
- Christine. - So I have probably one
of the most horrendous and dangerous trends of 2000s which is the platform flip flop. Even hard to say, platform flip flops. - Can you give us a lap?
- I'll do a little laps here. - Step on the hat, yeah that's-- - Step on the hat.
- Whoa! You didn't even feel that. She didn't feel that at all. - Somewhere Ashton
Kutcher just went (yells)! - I do like the height.
- He's psychically linked to the hats.
- But this does feel dangerous right, I can't run, I can't chase anyone, I can't play soccer. - Again, guys, I like it.
- This is dangerous. - I mean I like it. My wife's a petite lady, I'm a big man. And I mean I want these to come back so I can see her again. (laughing) - Where are you? - It's like I love this trend. - All right you gotta counter that. - Okay so in 2014, there were
25,000 flip flop accidents. People were sent to the ER for it. I mean I can't imagine that
with these coming back, that would be even worse. - But those were just
people taking 'em off and throwing 'em at people in Walmart. - That's exactly--
(laughing) - That was flip flop attacks. - Usually you just need
someone to push you over and you fall right over. - Okay so safety is an issue
but from a fashion standpoint, I don't cringe when I look at those. - No I think that, I think
I'm cool with this one. But I don't wanna be height-ist. If you're secure in
whatever height you are, you shouldn't-- - It's just a practical
thing, as a tall man who is married to a
short woman, I gotta say, it's just a practical thing so I think we gotta put this at the bottom, man. - Oh and this is Tara Reid.
- Yes. - Tara Reid?
- Look at her, swaggin' it out.
- Yeah and some sort of-- - Low rise skirt.
- At some sort of GameCube event? (laughing) - She looks like she's having
trouble walking though. It could be just because she's Tara Reid. - Stevie's up.
- Don't be fooled. This is terrible but
I know it looks great. (laughing) This is, my mic pack
is, it's not a growth, but this is my floor-length
duster cardigan. This is just an accessory
I chose to wear today. It is gripping my neck
hairs and pulling them out. - It's also changing the way you talk. (laughing) - I was modeling this
for the team beforehand and I did get some compliments I will say. But that is incorrect
because this is terrible. I rocked this myself if
you would believe it, but I had like the knit
version that came in like brown, burgundy or like a
poop green color, you know? - Okay. - This is a little lighter,
it's a little classier, but they're called duster cardigans mostly because they dust the ground beneath you. - Like a cowboy coat meets,
that's what a duster is. It's a cowboy coat--
- Well yeah. Yeah yeah, you don't ride horses on this. - That then become the cardigan. - Actually I think girls that
ride horses do wear this. (laughing) - Horse girl attire.
- Equestrians. - Yeah, no but I, Hilary Duff was a major fashion inspiration for
Will back in the day. - Yeah she's got a lot
of things happening here. I don't know if it's just
the fact that this is so not Stevie at this point,
which just makes it intriguing. (laughs) - This Stevie but like Stevie Nicks. - You like everything.
- I do, I like it! (laughs) I like it! - I don't, I don't.
- What's wrong with me? - I do not like it. It's stupid. It's a long sweater, dude.
- Really dumb. - I think I need to take--
- It's super impractical. - [Rhett] Time machine back to 2003! - You can't, I don't understand how, I don't understand the practicality. - Well if your knee's getting cold because you have a hole in your jeans. You're demonstrating it right now. - This is 2019. - I think it's worse
than the low rise jeans, so this is my proposal. - Well if it's worse then it
needs to be the other side. - No I mean better.
- Oh, okay. (laughs) - I mean worse, yeah you're right. - Oh you think it's worse than low, okay. I can get with that. The only one that I really don't
like so far is Ed Hardy so. - But this is trashy, this is mom-ish. - I like trashy moms. (laughing) - [Link] Let's stick with that for now. - [Christine] The 2000s were full trash. - Okay Jordan.
- All right Jordan, we have left the door to
number one open for you but everything could shift. - No no no I think I'm ready
to walk through that door because I am reppin'
Abercrombie and Fitch. - Give us a twirl. - Fine. - I love it.
- Also the shorts are also Abercrombie.
- Yeah. - So you know, it's just
about puttin' this logo wherever it can go. It's just two names, it sounds
like Abercrombie and Fitch, like it's a law firm
that just defends people who get DUIs on the way
back from lacrosse games. (laughing) It was a 19th century outdoor brand, drastically restructured to be the kind of the preppy uniform so it used to be kind of a camping brand and
then it was just kind of like people who are having a fight
with a significant other and just going, "Babe, babe, babe, babe? "Babe," that's what I feel
like I wanna do in this. - So you're saying that okay, it seems that Patagonia is going
the way of Abercrombie now. - Yeah they're kind of switching places. - Really?
- I think so. - Oh no I have a Patagonia hat. - That's my prediction.
- Yeah. They were the subject of many lawsuits on racial discrimination and-- - Ooh.
- They openly mocked plus-sized customers which is bad. - Very bad.
(clapping) Very bad.
- Thank you. - [Rhett] But we'll clap for it anyway. - Now if memory serves me correctly, if you ever tried to go in an Abercrombie, odds are you would encounter
a shirtless man boy-- - They have shirtless--
- With abs. - Dudes on the outside. - Only at the bigger locations. - I went into one in
my lifetime, one time. I went into an Abercrombie,
I can't even say it. I went into an A&F one time. - (chuckles) A&F. - I used to like it.
- And I was just, I got, I couldn't breathe. - You knew there was an
Abercrombie in the mall from the parking lot. You knew that there was one in there. - And I was like I'm
not going back in there. It's too dark. - I'm the only one that
actually liked the cologne? It was just too much at once, but one spray would have been all right. - I mean for me this comes
down to Abercrombie and Fitch or Ed Hardy, man. - Oh as being the worst? No. - I look like I'm about to
die in a jet ski accident. - I'm a human Bud Light Lime. - But I think--
(laughs) But I think that in my
estimation, they're both horrible but Ed Hardy took the horrible
and actually applied it to the fashion at the same time, whereas A&F just--
- Slapped. - Slapped it on. - Now before we go there, I
feel like that this trashiness, it is worse than a big cardigan. So I feel like I need to make that change. - I'm not gonna argue with
you, I like both of 'em. - All right so then--
- Can I break out, can I break out one more--
- Sure. - Just one more point, one more point. I have here Abercrombie's
signature scent, Fierce. - [Emily] Best presentation. - You'll spray way too much.
- It's got a, yeah, so just like, let's see if
this influences our choice. - Not on me. - You can spray it on me, I think, yeah. - I want it. - [Link] Oh, that's enough! - Oh no. - It smells like the perfume department. - Oh wow it's so nostalgic.
- Oh wow it really is though. - It really is.
- It really is. - It's good. The OC's playing somewhere. - Oh no, that brings
back horrible memories. - Yeah, yeah.
- It really is that smell. - Wow, my retainer, I can feel it. - So on that note.
- I want Sbarro. - I mean, I think that it
should go somewhere in here. I'm actually proposing this. So this is what I'm feeling. This is just so trashy, man. - I think that's a horrible representation of a pretty good thing. And that's how I feel about it. But I do agree with the number one which I think is really what this is about is figuring out the worst
fashion trend of the 2000s. Sorry Ed Hardy, Von Dutch
and whatever the general name for that is. So congratulations Emily.
- Thank you. - You have the worst fashion.
- You look the worst. - [Link] You get to
keep the entire outfit! - Thank you. - Great job guys, thank you. - Thank you for liking,
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