World's Fastest Workers!

there are people who do their jobs normal and then there are people who do it fast super fast take this guy for example probably your local waffle house look at this flipping an omelette flipping an omelette boom try omelette what was that four seconds and this guy chopping alien fingers look at how fast he's going or this guy i don't i don't even he looks like jesus maybe he is jesus because he's going so fast right now the world's fastest watermelon i can never cut a watermelon i have to get my wife to do it oh wow wow oh oh my god 11.83 seconds this is how they fill those little ketchup things at mcdonald's this guy's nice with it look he's cutting it off dude i don't think i've seen a single bit of ketchup dropping well i just saw one right all right well oh he's running out of catch up that's why i messed with this flow oh is this how they make toilet paper wait are you telling me toilet paper comes in a long roll and they just cut it i want long roll toilet paper what if he doesn't get the dimensions perfect what if your toilet paper is wider than my toilet paper i'm making a note i'm gonna check the length of all my toilet paper at the house and see if they're all the same and then if they're not see the company for fault advertisement ever been to the postal office and they take forever not this guy no not this one if this guy worked at the dmv it wouldn't take so long i'm just gonna be honest why even have a human do this at this point like if it's the same spot over and over again why not just have a robot do it what are you elon musk oh you messed up a robot wouldn't have robot would never mess up and work for 24 hours every day and get less pay and put people out of jobs but then we could have a tax on said robots that support you got political i cut you off look they're making pancakes what is this like mcdonald's or something do you think this is mcdonald's mcdonald's don't just operate out of tints wait i don't want some dude without gloves touching my pancake he washed his hands at some point i don't want a non-glove hand touching my pancake before i know him what if he picked a little boogie forgot and then just touched your pancake man how you got nose pancakes oh no this is a mcdonald's this guy's killing it look at that i hope he gets a pay raise yeah mcdonald's really has automation to the tee oh he's gonna cut it look at that watch and then it's just going to go tap tap tap tap now it's a circle get out of here it's a skateboard i think it's glass oh is this cds oh they are cds those are completely useless now what is this look at the people in the background just slowly plucking it he's just like he's loud here whatever he's doing more work than all three of them combined he's not really looking though he's not checking if they're quality it's that balloon that's how good he is he can chop on a balloon blindfolded he's blindfolded jimmy not only is he blindfolded he's triple quadruple duple blindfolded the man's got like four blindfolds on this is what i assume to be taxes she's literally just tapping around another no i love the transition the lady writing down numbers to lumberjack he's just chopping every log right in half every single time i need to invite this guy over if i want to have a fire this makes me want to chop some wood how does everyone who chops wood make it look fun it's the technique oh look at that they're making pizza my favorite pizza place domino's i don't care if you don't like it it's good domino's is the only pizza place that doesn't taste like trash and it's it's quick it always gets to me it's always correct because they got this man look at that this makes me want some pizza the advertising worked yeah it did this is just a subliminal message to buy dominoes brought to you by domino's domino's you can send it to my bank account or just send us pizza that's not healthy don't try this at home accidentally inhale water and drown look at that wait so he's trying to down an entire 12 pack of water there's just no way that's good for you all right so he's done what four in a minute he's a minute and a half in that's seven this will be eight at the two minute mark it's got four more what's up three minute water chug all right he's going for the world record last one here 240. can he get a sub three minute we'll never find out life hates me on the 11th one you just disappear oh i've seen this before they jiggle it down real fast we should all get together and build stuff like this you just want to jiggle with the boys i like jiggling with the boys and look at that the post is in the ground what are those are those like cow udders they're like lotion bottles or something if you're not already hit the subscribe button why are you yelling emphasis it worked oh it's an australian shepherd wait is he digging a hole for the water he's hurting the water this dog's better than every single person we've reviewed so far no way all my dog does is poop on the floor can i pay a million dollars for this dog probably could just train your dog to do this for less than a million dollars i don't know i feel like you don't know how to spend money correctly i feel like that's the only dog in the world that can do this more dogs oh my god look at his dick he's doing a terrible job but he's trying his best the owner was like hey stop he didn't stop he's like hey no seriously stop look at all the dirt all over everywhere i don't know if that was efficient but it was cute you know it's a good time getting together with the boys going outside checking some bricks what are the billionaire roads let's build a road we do it in minecraft though jimmy they made a printer for roads somebody needs to tell those guys that we're playing those bricks that this exists yeah they've spent their entire life mastering how to lay bricks on a road imagine being unemployed because of a road printer i got unemployed because of a printer he's either in a fighter jet or a car wolf it's a car or a fighter jet with wheels maybe nope it's a car it's a car are we sure it's not a fighter jet maybe it's a fighter car it looks so goofy dude the camera is struggling to keep up this looks like when in gary's mom where you would just attach a rocket to a car because you could that's cool that was pretty cool that probably cost like a million dollars i don't know if it was worth it back to real work look at that this guy's catching them like they're pizzas it's not efficient but it's fun how is it not efficient they're not wasting a drop what do you mean work smarter or not harder is that a fridge that is a fridge it's like one of those old style fridges but still heavy yo he's just manhandling it just carrying the fridge just like my little boombox heading downtown no way he bikes off with the fridge if he stole that i don't think he did but if he did he deserves it i can barely ride a bike on my own let alone with the fridge this isn't a worker this is why we will all be unemployed wait are you going to get a robot to be funny on camera not for a few years i got a few years pancake robot they made a pancake robot what's it even doing it's just stacking the pancakes this is our boy joey chestnut joey chestnut he can eat real fast joey chestnut literally has like 50 world records for eating i could not do that look at him sweating he's got the meat sweats 9 000 calories he is honestly a beast when we had to meet the world's largest slice of pizza i don't know how he did it man i could only eat like 1 100th of it and i was full this man is not human like he's on a whole different level when it comes to eating that's insane he just ate 12 000 calories i eat like 1300 in a day joey you're really cool really nice and everything about you is dope but i just haven't how how do you eat this much food what is that sugar cane you don't recognize from minecraft i recognize the tomato you recognize why would you slice a tomato towards your hand that is dangerous oh my goodness they're so nice with it though oh beef burger i don't care beast burgers our nationwide restaurant chain go download the beast burger apple order on ubereats grubhub whatever you eat off and we're coming out with new merch for beast burgers soon so check that out too and when you're seeing this our collab with dream has probably gone public you can literally order a dream burger seriously gamers we have over 700 restaurants go order beesberger right now from your favorite delivery app it tastes amazing those are our burgers those are our fries he's literally eating our entire menu do those cookies look good that looks like a bee style burger what it's gone in 30 seconds dude that looks so good now i kind of want one i wonder if he can even taste it when he's doing that or if he's drinking so much water it just tastes so watered yeah now he's eating our chicken sandwich our chicken sandwiches are fire that right there is carl's grilled cheese it's weird i wanted the buns to be inverted so the buns are upside down and it's just a grilled cheese i don't know why but carl wanted it if you're weird like carl you'll like it the bee style fries gone the cookies are so good the cookies probably were the easiest part of this challenge oh and the entire diet pepsi for the win how is he skinny he probably works out an insane amount that is interesting like joey chestnut and him like both incredibly talented eaters are skinny you would think they'd be fat come on why is all that tape really that necessary though then it just makes it so hard for me to get into it they keep it so that way you can scan it that was mighty nice of them he's going to run over a lighter i'll tell you what he's going to do he's going to light the lighter no watch this watch this watch just watch this i don't believe you watch i don't believe you oop how cause he's nice with it this ice cream cone is more beautiful than me i've never had a strawberry ice cream cone like that like dipped in it yeah that looks good well it's fastest computer i thought we just got hacked and somebody was seeing how fast our internet was what the crap was that i guess if you're talking about the fastest workers in the world you also got to talk about the fastest computers and what better transition from our computer speed to this guy running on a treadmill his legs are almost as fast as that computer fast dog who cares why isn't the entire video just talking i just don't understand it should only be done yo he's a quick one oh he's speedy look at him go whoa man i wish i could trade my dog to do this he would love it what a happy dog yeah he's just so happy doing what he loves man we don't deserve dogs oh this is gonna get smushed to watch oh this is gonna be so cool how is he just standing so close look at that that is insane run away is this how they make nukes what is going i don't my brain can't even comprehend the physics in that but can you bring comprehend bread it can is it gonna slice the bread oh it grabbed it why oh it break what it makes you pita chips for you that's cool i'd rather have a machine cut my bread than no glove pancake guy cut my bread what if he also works at mcdonald's i don't do this i don't think you're mcdonald's what are these they're making little wood squares they're probably for some kind of like toy or something but look it just cuts it this makes me happy you make me happy

Channel: Beast Reacts

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Keywords: life hacks, crafts, slime, do it yourself, diy, lifehacks, dily projects, useful things, how to, experiment, experiments, diy activities, handcraft, prank, funny, challenge, pranks, secret, diy slime, laugh, new, skills, tricks, tips, fun

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Length: 9min 0sec (540 seconds)

Published: Tue May 11 2021