World's Dumbest Season 14 Episode 5

attention shoppers now you can turn water into a squishy go you're about to be sold 20 of the hottest inventions you'll ever see your personal getaway awaits you from clothes in a can to look ma no hands hey Mom I can't talk right now products guaranteed to blow your mind boom it's a speaker why would you want to get this before your friends to watch and find out with expert reviews from our celebrity cast plus our own Frank Stallone and Kevin mcaffrey go shot for shot this fun I should get every show I like this true TV presents world's smartest inventions awesome don't delay it all starts now great beauty comes to those who strive for greatness but surgery is not for all introducing face Slimer made out of original new plastic face Slimer will banish saggy face skin do you have sagging facial skin get ready to look even more horrifying to use place divice inside lady Mouse for 3 minutes every day this should not uh be on American TV this is fantastic looks like I can probably retire my blowup doll for best face results make movements in shape of American bowel is it bad if this turns me on the movements are given extra load by the mold forcing all 12 face expressional muscles to work hard without break I think that's ergonomically designed to take lots of loads the benefits are clear to see once you watch fight back against father time strer and evil with SP Slimmer number one age FAL Appliance make face camer now would you guys happen to have an extra one of these I could take home with me turn water into a squishy go you can turn water into a squishy goo do we have to turn your into a gooey Adventure squishy bath squishy bath first of all thank you for making me feel culturally comfortable just sprink some squishy back and second your B become the squishy blue underwat wall it and afterwards they literally glow wow this is great I actually have blue balls or back to your pool and travel to a red I love the adult version vodka and Jello i f my bathtub with it all the time it's fun for everybody add some sque your T and turn it into a and if kids vom a squishy bath no one will even notice that magically turn squishy bath back to water it easily draes away and then what happens if you lose the dissolving agent holy I'm going to need a squishy shovel and some squishy bags squishy P they never show black as a fun color I'm just going to point that out get complete squish outfit with two packages of crew maker and two dissolving punches it's been 500 million years since our evolutionary ancestors crawled out of the portal ooes nothing going to get me to crawl back in damn it and with yourid well double your squishy back before adventur it is stupid to goo yourself away from finding your own pleasure points need I say more need I say more I created this thing called The Power Hour shot glass USB here is the thing I fashioned it out of magic and awesomeness what's it made out of magic and awesomeness I like this girl here's the thing in this awesome box what is this thing OMG I'm so glad you at number one it is a shot awesome liquid holding power the background's a little plain can we get an outlet in the corner there perfect we're making television number two it is a USB crap where that come from anyone who buys this really has no need for this no boss I have the presentation right here it's on the USB in my H shot glass that I wear in a lanyard around my neck number three it's an album of party music there are 60 songs about drinking loaded on the USB they're all one minute long I hope one of the songs explains how drunk she was when she waxed her eyebrows that leads us to number four it's a drinking game it's based on a power hour where you take a shot of beer every minute for an hour that's not a game that's a problem it's like a terrible iPod that also up your liver to recap shot glass USB lanyard album printing game awesome a good this is finally an invention I can get behind I I I'm going to need someone else to do this with me though Frank me versus maccaffrey an Italian against an Irishman please give me a break salute if you want more details and awesome watch the extended video man this makes my drinking problem fun it's been a minute again pick up the face on this I don't want Frank running away coming up turn your plain old boring faucet into an exciting Water Fountain Plus our cast gets a Fashion Makeover I'm not thr about this either and later former soprano star Vincent Pastor is back repping a brand new product find out what it is when world's smartest inventions continues over the past three years my husband and I Dr the cats they are a wonderful addition to our lives is this a hostage video unfortunately my son is allergic to them we read about ways to cut down on pet allergens b in a cat helps cut down on the dander and allergens in its coat our son's asmatic but we have 15 cats I still haven't figured out the connection to facilitate this process we invented the pet W suit it's a selfcontain nepr dating device it has an open the front the pet head to P true the stage Dr there's an opening in the back that allows you to insert your hands so you can B the pet when I saw the name I was hoping to see some awesome footage of cat scuba diving when it comes to Da cat is recommended that two people help one to hold the cat in against fighting anding while the second B the cat I would give any amount of money you can name to just hear her cat's monologue I feel wet but I can't see my body do I even have a body totally freak it out right now p w suit will come in different sizes and in different designs One Design will have a clear vinyl top the next one will have a clear final top where you can see your pet wanting to kill you and remember the pet wet suit is the better pet wet as opposed to the better weather Peter which as we all know is a high-end sex toy baptized the kitty one time and got scratched clear to my neck and my eyes it's not funny indoor plumbing was one of the greatest inventions of all time yet we're still bending over the faucet to rinse after brushing yeah what do you done me L indoor plumbing well if you're tired of bending slurping and sipping from the faucet every day now there's a better way because now there's quick siip wait did you say quick siip don't mind if I do God bless with a simple press of a button it magically turns your regular faucet into a convenient water fountain so you can grab a quick drink without slurping from the sink nobody slurps from the sink what kind of weird orphanage do you live in I remember when bending over the sink was a good thing now you can take your pills without dirtying a single glass and rinse after brushing without wetting your hands do they make a toilet attachment for those of us who want to feel more European and if you can change a light bulb you can easily attach quick si in seconds what about me I'm polish simply twist off the tip of your regular faucet and twist on quick zip that's all there is to it and Presto you've got your own little Fountain press again and you're back to your regular faucet oh yeah I love it let the whole neighborhood drink out of your faucet so convenient so sanitary wow I thought it was on faucet and it was on quick zip and now my shirt is ruin why settle for a plain faucet when quick siip does it all and stop throwing money away on wasted paper cuffs do you have a dentist's office in your house who has that many paper cups call now to get quick SI for just $19.99 your satisfaction is guaranteed easy elegant it's like your sink is pissing in your face but wait order two or more and we'll slash that price to just $10 each plus processing and handling has anybody even taken a moment to think about what the quick sip would do to the paper cup industry I'm sorry folks after 70 years we're closing down the paper cup Factory why because of a new invention called the quick sip turns your sink into a fountain I guess quicksip doesn't care about my [Music] family no I suppose they don't [Music] quick hello my name is Manel Torres and i' like to share something amazing with you that I have created introducing fabrican the ultimate Fusion of fashion and Science in just a few minutes you can create a washable reusable garment with a feet just for you finally someone combined my two great loves fashion and graffiti have fun with all your suitcases losers all my clothes come out of again yeah it's good when the material hits to your skin the Sol and right instantly leaving behind seamless Fashions this invention is perfect for the man on the go who always forgets his shirt but never forget his airbrush spray on clothing has been featured on many runways around the globe now I got to say this is actually kind of cool it's kind of like painting a car you know got to do it so many times before you get it right you know this is a great invention because you know it takes me about 2 hours to put on a t-shirt anyway love these models I'd like to see spray this on a real person okay who is ready take your [ __ ] off oh that is refreshing right on the nipple wo that is that is bris I feel like maybe someone should have brought me dinner fabrican is the future we are working now in the lab to make it available to you are you tired of the trouble of putting on a shirt now all you need is a latory these a high power pressure gun safety goggles liquid fabric and of course these nine you know I get invited here in New York to spray two gorgeous models and here what I'm having I'm having these two guys yeah well I'm not about this either but we're both just did you hold on a second did you just call me fat too many of us recognize the sickening sound that occurs when a bird accidentally collides with a window no don't know that sound at all in fact in the us alone tens of millions of birds die each year by colliding with glass Kitty dinner time now you can be a part of the solution by installing CID escape on your windows Collide Escape makes windows visible to birds without obstructing your view of The Great Outdoors I can't tell you how many thanksgivings have been ruined with birds flying into the windows of my house and ruining our turkey dinner God I don't know what to do should I buy Collide Escape or put my shade down decisions light escape installs in just minutes it lasts for years and will come off as easily as it goes on great for the homeowner who's too gentle to handle a bird dying but is very competent at home repair do your part to reduce accidental Bird Death too bad stie all over my car see what happens all right order Collide Escape now hello Mr Birdman we're not going to need you anymore we're getting Collide ES it's new what is it a sticker no it's this film and it you know what I don't care let me just get enough blue JS so my wife can make a cash roll and I'll be on my way dang inventions coming up don't take picnics sitting down no tables no chairs no problem and introducing the brand new p po jacket organizer basically it's a jacket organized with every Pockets that hold things you use at Ault parment on on a daily basis plus we check back in on the competition is my minute up yet I don't really care just hit me find out who wins when world's smartest inventions continues you ever just want to take the dog out but you know about all the things you have to gather up just to do so dude are we taking our dog out to pee or are we prepared caring it for the apocalypse well that's about to change introducing the brand new py po jacket organizer this is for the pure bread gangster hi I'm Gary White creator of the puppy pocket jacket organizer basically it's a jacket organized with various Pockets that hold things you would use at a doy Park on a daily basis I like this enterprising Young Brother which is why I will not tell him that he just invented the fishing vest suggest doy ball pooo bags FEG balls donkey CH which pocket do you store your weed in Gary the weed you smoked when you invented this crazy thing water KY get dogs get thirsty why are we taking the dog dish are we not coming back are you going to put me to sleep for any reason you're taking your dog to the dog park to pick up checks wow nice jacket yeah what you think huh get your poop bags get your balls puppy treats and of course convenient condom pocket also featuring to the puppy pocket jacket organizer sleeveless sleeves dude you need to take off that puppy pocket jacket and get his Dr one cuz you crazy and there you have it folks the puppy pocket jacket organizer Su man who don't love your dogs hi I'm Joe gray with the Gojo handsfree the only device on Earth that's truly handsfree these things are not handsfree you stick them in your ears gross but you still have to hold your phone I used to duct tape my phone in my head but no longer thanks Gojo you know I actually got arrested once for giving someone a Gojo in a parking lot only the Gojo has both hands free no batteries no wires it makes your phone the hands free to B see now my hands are free to pour in my next shot aot aot aot aot [Music] aot the Gojo goes on in one second hello One Mississippi hey Mom I can't talk right now what do you mean you can't talk to Mei what the hell are you doing in Mississippi and it works with all phones stick the high density suction cup to the back of any phone are you tired of Technology going forward it's time to take a step back with the power of suction this thing's got more suction power than Tanya I don't mean that as a dirty joke I mean cuz she sucks it's the truth flip phones portless phones even landlines and yes the Gojo will hold the weight of your phone even the weight of a 5B laptop forget a laptop it'll also hold a baby [Music] hey will it work with public phones like at the bus station cuz that's where I make a lot of my call so don't delay get your Gojo today look how easy that was oh my God I am living the good life one Mississippi hi I'm Tim [ __ ] and I'm Taylor Baldwin and these are hot booties Taylor Baldwin has a hot booty she's relative but not that if you know what I mean hot booties are the greatest solution to cold and achy feet ever discovered slippers oh no Tim much much more why would we be doing a commercial for normal slippers use your head Tim hot booties are a revolution in pure comfort and foot therapy simply Place hot booties inside the booty bag and microwave them for only 60 seconds and you can enjoy up to 1 hour of therapeutic soothing moist heat oh thank God for these I am so tired of sticking my feet in the regular convection oven and if you want to kill two birds with one stone toss a Lean Cuisine in there too have a party each hot booty is filled with natural lined which absorbs and holds the heat just pop it in the microwave for up to 60 seconds or pure delight they Rock they feel like heav I need a pair of right now it's like my corns are all having orgasms so whether You' got cold feet sore feet achy feet flat feet big feet or even little be do they come in any colors other than super gay some treater feet with long lasting soothing heat with hot booties get your hot booties today eating is an everyday necessity so anything that makes it more fun the happy hot dog man it's like a toy you can eat easier to prepare introducing batter Blaster just shake Point blast and cook or less messy TRS are like chopsticks on steroids and the best part is your finger stay C is bound to be a winning Adventure just like the one at number 10 a plate of great food and an ice cold drink what more could you ask for how about a third hand so you can enjoy it introducing the go plate no matter the season the ingenious go plate is a must have at every festive get together indoors and out this is the best invention we've created for picnicking since sitting down the unique design of the go plate works with virtually any standard bottle can or cup to give you a free hand to flip a burger high five a friend fling a frisbee or what the heck enjoy your food what are we High for right now I'm eating too much multitasking going on here focus on your drinking why rent expensive furniture to entertain go with a go plate no tables no chairs no problem thanks so much for inviting me to your no one gets to sit party plate plate EA and drink and plate drink that's just fantastic go plates are sturdy easy to clean stackable and green what they need to do is make a double plate cuz I like two plates in my hand I would have done is call these uh beer sombreros cuz I like when my beer wears an outfit that's just me perfect for every tailgate picnic party or reception order yours today was anybody even taking a moment to think about what go plate will do to the table indust Street sorry people going to have to shut down the factory you're kidding me people don't buy tables anymore no they just put their stuff on go plates go plate coming up smoke this for a Slimmer you use Vapor trim whenever you grave sweets or junk food and your personal getaway awaits you the for real sauna then later the invention that makes walking into a room a snap now there's magic mesh the new type of screen door that opens easily and then magically closes itself behind you when world's smartest inventions continues now you can experience dumb like never before the world dumbest app it's the best videos whenever you want them it's free on your phone or tablet use the app while you watch the show take dumb to a whole new level go to the App Store and download it now hi I'm John cream with another special video deal of the day for those of you that travel you're tired of using the pillows that they give you in the airlines or maybe it's on a bus or a train and you need a place to sleep but you don't have a pillow to rest your head now you do with a slumber MTH a Slumber M you know for so long I've been looking for a more comfortable way to sleep on my hand it's so much more than a small pillow it's a revolutionary new Sleep System made in the USA it's made of an incredible suede material on the exterior but then a soft faux fur on your head area where you're going to lay I remember when we used to do cool like go to the moon and now we're like we made a block of foam and put a cover on it USA USA the Su Med is easy to use even has a back pocket for your hand so now you can customize the way that you sleep if your hand falls asleep remove it from the Slumber mitt and just hit it against your desk as hard as you can Slumber mitt is not only good for sleeping you can also use it to hit your kid in the face without leaving a mark you can adjust to your head on a couch or chair maybe it's in your car as you're driving it is the best type of sleep that you're going to get whether you're a power sleeper or power Napper or maybe you're perhaps traveling as well maybe I could sleep it Judy shut the hell up to get the Slumber all you do right now is hit the buy now button or go to the product page and look for more information on the Slumber it's our special video deal of the day being a good sport I think I should just give this to Frank so he can pass out on it halfway through the power hour shk take that you Cel Warrior ah a a nice relaxing sauna but who has the time and those spa memberships cost a bundle what if you could bring the spa into your home for a fraction of the price M introducing the for real sauna the first lightweight portable sauna designed exclusively for home use other saas are totally fake but this sauna is for real with its compact size the for real sauna fits conveniently anywhere in your home fits easily into that weird empty room you have in your house for some reason an assembling is a cinch first expand our patented reflective fabric casing then simply tie the top and bottom ties together next unzip to place the mat and chair in the center position Z tie the flat the flat plug it in set it up oh so easy I'm SP 4 days I'm almost ready now gently guide the cords through the pre-made holes attach the controller to the outside flat and you're ready for relaxation this is kind of like an easy baked oven for people I was hoping someone might be able to create a sauna in which I could not relax and they did it and privacy is built right in because this is the first sauna you wear Mom's done and she smells delicious all right people who's doing this thing with me room for two uhoh where is this hand going don't worry body the for real saa's patented hot wind system provides deep penetrating therapeutic Heat through the use of far infrared Rays I just patented my own hot wind melt away the pounds relax away the minutes your personal getaway awaits you the for real SAA order yours now oh god oh how long was I out this was relaxing oh hold on a second oh that's nice how do I look huh yeah feel a feel lighter yeah because he was so are you irritated by office chitter chatter he like I get it long Schoolhouse lectures are expiring for No One 19 10 these problems are now no more introducing be Jammer world's first ever device for taking words out of mouth simply aim laser guide point at target and P trigger oh my there's no way this thing worked you just shine a laser in somebody's mouth and they can't talk anymore I mean that's speed gimmer picks up sound of target with directional mic and returns sound to Target with directional speaker and with that microwave sized confusion applicator no one will know it's you oh no not again Japanese researchers those guys have great we wearing their underwear backwards and inside out and thinking they're moving faster toward the north this effect known as delayed auditory feedback delayed auditory feedback we Disturbed Target with no physical discomfort no officer you have the right to remain silent desire a premature school exit don't shoot I'm done you can go everyone gets an a the Speech Jammer your weapon for ultimate control of sound around you I've got your Speech Jammer right here shut the up if this was around when I was a younger man I probably wouldn't have as many Ex-Wives this Jammer hey you're not having a good time watching the show how about this shut up inventions for quick and easy weight loss have been around forever just do the gyroscope 5 minutes a day for a week and you lose 5 lbs and they're only getting better the Hawaii chair combines the Ancient Art of the hoola with patented health science technology in fact these days losing weight can be as simple as the perfect fit button the quickest easiest way to add or reduce inches on the waistband of your pants but our next weight loss invention really Takes the Cake Vapor trim is the newest scientific breakthrough in Vapor technology it works with your senses of smell and taste so that you feel full and you eat less to use push the product from the bottom through the top of the package remove the rubber cap from the mouthpiece and pull the activation tab put Vapor trim to your lips inhale and experience the smell and taste of your chosen flavor you'll only exhale water vapor it's like dessert just farted in my mouth use Vapor trim whenever you crave sweets or junk food between meals in the car at work or at home sure you could breathe in dessert or you could just stop eating and walk around the block you fat bastard I feel like if you want me to not want to eat food don't have me smelling good food how about dog is one of those dog there are many Vapor trim flavors and we suggest you try a variety just like you eat different foods some good pancakes I hear you the next time you have a craving stop and assess what you really want is that chocolate bar really worth the 500 extra calories in 2 hours at the gym right now I'm having having peach cobbler and Strawberry Shortcake uh so I'm getting my fruits in for the day most food cravings subside after 4 to 12 minutes so by using Vapor trim when this Cravings hit you can control your desire to eat high calorie foods whoa should I be seeing colors and tracers oh my God start your own path to losing weight order Vapor trim today oh yeah this is my time right now I'm sorry we filming a show me and this apple pie we just having a smoke party coming up introducing the alligator the handy way to extend your reach like never before plus twinkle twinkle little tooth then later what's big [ __ ] selling this time this is America you got a right to life liberty and lot dances find out when world's smartest inventions continues we've all been there we've dropped something just Out Of Reach whether it's behind the furniture or even down the drain but now there's an easy solution introducing the alligator the handy way to extend your reach like never before alligator I I guess it was either that or crocod doile get it alligator has sturdy Jaws that grip not flip you just pull the trigger to save your valuables whenever and wherever you want let me see if I can find my dignity no no oh I almost see it oh no that's not it hair today gone tomorrow and it rescues breakfast in his snap hey is this the alligator we use for shower pubes the one we use for toast I just don't want to mix those up again lost socks are found again thanks to the alligator also perfect for pulling back curtains styling your hair turning a page in your book and goosing your loved ones I like the alligator so much I had my right arm amputated and replaced with an alligator the alligator is a friendly pet for all ages alligator is the favorite family pet you hear that Mr Whiskers we're over you you're yesterday's news and it even serves as the perfect gift for your loved ones now you can own your very own alligator for just $10 but wait call right now and get a second Ator free I'll never use my fingers to pick up anything ever again hey guys this one's on me so order now congratulations on your purchase of twinkles the original Dental jewelry from Twin Dent this is like a grill but for [ __ ] please watch the following instructional video on what to expect from your twinkles of fixing procedure by closely following the procedure in this video you'll ensure a good result and I'm A Satisfied client English people are always on The Cutting Edge of Dentistry so I'm always eager to see what they're up to tooth wise twinkles can only be mounted on a real tooth ask your customer if you're unsure sorry Grandma you're just going to have to Sparkle up your denture some other way take a star picker and apply the wax tip to the front part of the jewel as you place it in the composite it'll add adhere to it and you then remove the star Picker by twisting it for my wedding I have something borrowed something blue Something Old Something New allow yourself to rest your arm and hand on the customer's head and Chin for more accuracy look I understand it's not easy but do you have to lean on my face light cure in a 45° angle from all four directions for 20 seconds each a total of 80 Seconds this process blocks the twinkles mechanically in place oh your teeth are so fancy I'm embarrassed to even smile around you let the customer rinse and you're done with some practice this procedure will take you only 10 to 15 minutes so now what's going to happen you're going to go on with the star your teth your mother's going to kick your ass cuz you're going to look I mean the minutes are moving that now concludes our tutorial improve your customer smile with twinkles today everywhere on this Earth there are different tribes and people and situations and groups they do different things to their faces and it works for them don't be judgmental just be happy he music out of anything you got boom T it turns everything into a speaker now that's hot yeah finally a product that captures what it's like to be a cool team a boom Tunes you know what else turns everything into a speaker headphones boom Tunes plugs right into your music player and makes anything a speaker a toy truck boom it's a speaker a kitchen table boom it's a speaker even your sneaker boom it's a speaker boom boom t a tissue box a cereal box a shipping box an appliance box the bigger the Box the louter boom Tunes rocks hey guys these aren't just a bunch of empty boxes it's my new sound system my box is thumped before all right and it don't sound anything like anybody wants to hear h with headphones you can't share but you can blast boom everywhere if you're feeling passive aggressive and you're ready to annoy the D of everyone boom Tunes is ready for you wait for it I'm waiting for it I'm waiting for it boom why you wasting my time boom Tunes in your chair or kayak with boom tunes and take the music anywhere this tun is awesome I see y'all you here over there don't you hey come ony get some peace and quiet out here huh this is nature you can get your boom Toom sound system and your choice of white or black for 1999 I don't want to be overly influenced by the vernacular in this commercial but it seems pretty rocking you like this song guess what it's being played by my balls boom there a speaker now everything's a speaker boom it's a speaker how's Frank doing does he need a boom tune to start playing Rocky music to maybe motivate him a little bit let's do another one hey I'm Vincent Pastor say you're a standup guy like me you work hard you make the cash you support your family and sometimes you need to cut loose so from time to time we gentlemen like a gentleman's club you have a few drinks you get a few lap dances hey it's all good but try telling that to the wife she don't want to know nothing and now she don't have to no oh my God he's going to offer to kill my wife introducing Alibi fragrances essential colog made just for guys like us guys who need an excuse so basically what this product is about is that so you don't smell like vagina and guilt when you get kind this is why as women you have to go with your gut which you know you're always being cheated on Alibi comes in a whole array of Aromas like my car broke down with a subtle scent of gasoline burn rob a grease and steel Where Have You Been yeah car broke out you ride a bike to work I work on cars all the time this smells like boooo or try I was working late with distinctive hints of coffee wool suits cigarettes and ink cigarettes wool suits were you working late in the year 1964 I was working late really that doesn't look like a coffee steak maybe you'd prefer we were out sailing which covers you in the sense of Fresh Ocean Spray sea salt and cotton rope if I come around smelling like Ocean Spray sea salt and cotton rope I've killed somebody so next time you're right under Town cover that strip this smell with Alibi Aromas none of these things addresses the real problem glitter that never comes off available in Men's Rooms only at the finest strip box how my Aras the perfect excuse when you need it the most thank you you've been pitched 19 of the world's most amazing products hey find out what our number one most clever product is when world's smartest inventions returns when it's warm you'd love to open every door and let fresh air into your home the trouble is you'd end up letting lots of bugs into your home as well now there's magic mesh the new type of screen door that opens easily and then magically closes itself behind you are you tired of the hassle of going like this I'm talking to you lazy America so if your hands are full or you have a forgetful family member you can still let fresh air in and keep annoying bugs out we've already got this technology it's called a Pneumatic hinge folks as T would say hello hello people the secret isn't really magic it's magnets 18 magnets to be exact when you set SE them they automatically snap back together so bugs have little chance to enter but what about those pesky burglar they took everything everything in my house except the Magic Mesh Door magic mesh is perfect for single doors a must have for homes with sliding doors it is even great for campers and RVs it's not an invention show until someone is telling me to buy something for the RV they assume I have because even when your hands are full magic mesh will snap closed behind you the constant click of the magnets is driving me mad that makes it great for pets too because instead of scratching and whining they can come and go as they [Music] please plus it's so easy to install no Nails no screws no tools goes up in seconds and stays up all season long what season baseball season basketball season never mind just give me 10 of them so let the fresh air in and keep those annoying bugs out with magic mesh I'll be back to see you later I got to take photos of wildlife get it magic mesh 60 shots in a cheers Frank this fun frankster did it Kevin I got a funny feeling you faded on Bab

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Keywords: world's dumbest, world's dumbest season 14, world's dumbest season 14 episode 5

Id: 7zmXbpIzQD8

Length: 39min 28sec (2368 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 23 2017