Woody's new helmet | Woody Woodpecker

one pecker I'm not telling you again you're making too much noise [Applause] did you hear me [Applause] [Music] good morning officer it's not my fault your judge ship she's a nutcase I tell you it's him your honor with his Peck pecking and order in my cart this is the third time this month you two have been in for disturbing the peace and destroying city property I'm ordering you both into therapy until you learn to get along what I am Dr Von brain welcome to my clinic [Music] some of us want to hear what the good doctor has to say about how now first look at these cards if you say for instance tree good broccoli maybe I'll writing a bicycle oh oh oh I know I know I know a woodpecker getting flushed on the John oh what pecker flattened by a steamroller a dinosaur eating a woodpecker but I got a copy of these from my den you're nuts and you're going down Mimi I must consult my medical journal Mr woodpecker I'll be back [Music] what are you up to woodpecker [Music] what is the meaning of dismissed we had two doors who knew they also have two patients who need deep deep secondly we will have you do the art therapy you are to create an artistic expression of how you feel when you are done ring the spell I will look at your artwork and then fully understand what is going on inside your little brains had to take a whole museum full of art to understand your brain woodpecker my true inner feelings are just framing to be let three oh ah let me know it's the enemy I wondered where I left it [Music] [Music] oh boy oh it's responsible for this yes you too simply cannot be left alone together there is only one solution a version the enemy these helmets monitor everything you're feeling Rudy go ahead and pinch Miss Minnie yes sir I'm gonna love this therapy [Music] good good good you see the helmet sends to hostility until the hidden nozzle to Spritz you served you're right woodpecker you see the helmets will keep sending you reminders whenever you aren't getting along okay I now leave you to be cured self-discipline woodpecker can get me riled up [Music] what's your problem [Music] all right [Music] Hmm this must be what gets the signal from the helmets now when I feel like clobbering MiMi I won't get it she will hey woodpecker what's that funny looking thing on your neck oh it's your head [Music] you screwy walking featherbed [Music] man this sure isn't working like I wanted so the woodpeckers trying to liven things up is he alrighty this is for drying your laundry in my microwave [Music] without telling me yeah [Music] well this is for buying it back and serenading me at 2am well I think they should be cured by now [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] all right this is one thing we can agree on Mimi that doctor and his therapies are crazy foreign [Music] [Music] yep I am world renowned commercial fisherman schmedly hook him and keep them the salmon king and I'm just about to reel in another big one [Music] well I'll be I ain't never seen a fish like you before what are you some kind of hairy a pike a halibut hold on one more milk you ain't no fishy you're a penguin a self-respecting commercial fisherman always tosses back to little ones [Music] time for this angler to get back to the Cannery with the Catch of the Day [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] I know what you're thinking a world-renowned fisherman and a pilot too yep I'm what you might call a renaissance man it's kind of drafty up here in the wild blue yonder huh drafty and noisy I'll just switch on the autopilot while Taco have a little look-see [Music] yes he has a non-pangolin flight so I'm sending you back home airmail delivery lab [Music] hmm thought I had this baby flying perfectly level-like now I know I've heard that sound before huh [Music] persistent Little Penguin [Music] goodbye [Music] goodbye a hard-working commercial fisherman needs nourishment to sustain his strength [Music] I swear it's getting so man can't even have a moment's Pace to enjoy the fruits or his labors [Music] ah nothing like rewarding yourself for a job well done I always say will I be a Marlin's mom I never knew Penguins could fly yeah that boy is positively starting to fry my flounder and stay down this time you little salmon swiper thank you m nine huh okay one and liftoff [Music] you know a skilled pilot sure would be lost without his trusty map [Music] okay you little Seafood snatcher the jigs up you come back in take what's coming to you that's funny it almost feels like I'm running downhill [Music] mackerel I plunk forgot to turn on the autopilot [Music] my precious cargo [Music] [Applause] [Music] I lost my precious cargo and nearly lost my plane this is all your fault penguin I am gonna bait and hook you when we get down from here boy what the hey come back here you little deserter [Music] go oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] my God [Music] oh wow hey what's going on around here oh no I'll never get any shut-eye with Wally's crazy hiccuping [Music] some people are trying to sleep around here oh woodpecker it's the family curse of the hicapookters foreign it almost destroyed my best Swedish meatball trophy [Music] my Grandmama says the only cure is to stand on your head and drink a glass of water whoa oh let me help her I'll never get any sleep [Music] hey this is gonna work then we'll both get some sleep trust me okay I trust [Music] [Music] ah wait a second Aunt Fern used to cure her hiccups by holding her breath hey Wally Bobby I know how to stop here [Music] yeah you couldn't cure a ham Wally [Music] hold it my aunt Fern squares by this remedy [Music] said Wally hold it right there hey Wally say Wally what time you got Wally well it's a quarter talk [Music] let's go and your breath hold it I promise you don't want to wear this stuff it worked didn't it I broke the curse of the Hinkle Hoopa what's in my Clans oh that does it stay away from Evil Packer you're a curse [Music] okay fine I know and I'm not appreciated good night [Music] [Music] oh Ferg now he wants to scare the hiccups away wow then I'm just what the doctor ordered oh it's no use hey bro [Music] oh that end is near or at least I still have you my pride and Shining your way oh come on [Music] scaring them doesn't work holding his breath doesn't work drinking water upside down wait a minute these heat and Poopers are so bad maybe I gotta do all three cures at once dad woodpecker no it is the only thing I got left the sun's coming up why neither of us have slept a wink I'll let her drops [Music] [Music] inflatable raft Just Add Water okay [Music] hey I'm from the book of Worlds Records and I hear someone has a record-breaking case of the hica Poopers that'd be him well if they are truly record Breakers I'd like to present the lucky victim with this check for one million dollars a million dollars why sure I give you a world record hica poker yeah you bet okay guess I'll go see about that guy on Maple Street who can whistle with his toes wait yeah please wait no wait I can do this you're straight a minute just wait a minute [Music] at least now I can finally get some shadows in my family [Music] don't go away I'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] foreign [Music] hello travel agency I'd like to book a vacation preferably somewhere warm I've saved my whole life for this trip so money is no object you hurt me a nice long holiday what a swell as well fed up [Music] and you look like you could use a vacation who are you Buzzy traveling vacation salesman yes sir you have just won a free vacation to the joyman Polynesian Islands with a one-time processing fee of five thousand dollars you will be well on your way to the island vacation of your dreams hmm German Polynesian eh well how come I never heard of them well yeah that's because it's an island and they don't have any phones it keeps away the Riff Raff how quaintly rustic well I have to think about it there will be girls what ah go on with you [Music] just any girls jump hula frows hula fraus what's a hula frow [Music] that's just the business and the five grand then you're good to go pull up brows here I come okay let's get this crate off the ground hey please don't annoy the pilot they're gonna take one this I got a privacy contact we are experiencing turbulence [Applause] foreign [Music] tropical High Dive spear fishing in our exotic fish tank [Music] thank you follow along the second look what I caught oh swell and guess what for a hundred bucks more those can be cooked up in a customized culinary concoction by our very own Chef Fe new Chef Fe new yeah if he knew you were coming he'd have baked a cake oh hmm you where's this so-called luau what luau this luau the one with the hula frows right this way my good fella Frozen [Music] nah that's silly [Music] more ice more ice man where do you keep the eyes [Music] sorry Invitation Only [Music] Oh Boy the song The Thrills the hula frows what a luau and I owe it all to you pal this is the best vacation I've ever had in my life oh wait a minute there ain't no luau there ain't no vacation and I'll prove it but but [Music] hey let me back in Beat it I'm taking over this vacation oh yeah well I paid for it there's your money back deals wolf not get lost I'll report you to the German Polynesian travel Bureau chairman Polynesian you go ahead and do that Chum I made it all up there ain't no such a thing [Music] hello German Polynesian travel Bureau I'd like to report someone yo yeah some Buzzard tried to sell me a scam vacation who the froze here I think the dynamite what am I gonna get next oh my God [Music] Dr Rachel I I can't hide it anymore I think it's time I told you how I feel about you tune in next week to see the dramatic conclusion on woodpeck ER wow the medical field is so exciting the action the drama there's winning to emergency no Dr Winnie to brace her no no Chief of Staff winner I'm gonna find out about a career in medicine today [Music] uh but boss I'm so close all I need is a proper subject to clones well don't worry boss I'm on top of it yeah I'm a dead man if I don't find a subject to clone right away I'm washed up finished where oh where will I find a volunteer [Music] hi I want to work here what are the odds it's Winnie woodpecker and I'd like to become that's fine that's fine still just step into my lab we'll run a few tests yeah all right listen up this is a precise scientific instrument designed for only one purpose of course um I wouldn't expect a Layman to understand why no sir how could a Layman be expected to know about a linear instrument designed to test the effect of the harmonic resonance on the rhombic area with an emphasis on The Cordial nerve group all right then let's get started huh oh doctor my first medical emergency [Music] am I ready to work in the ER yeah let's move on to another test shall we this test will measure your brain activity and IQ please answer all my questions as quickly as possible ready ready what is two plus two four what's the definition of plethora what is mitosis the division of a cell nucleus what is the polymeric system in which the Earth is at the center of the universe how did you get that so fast is this giving you the answers give me that now ask me a question go ahead ask me I'll never do this lever is dangerous training if I decide to go into the physical therapy department just keep running I have to find out if you're a good enough subject to clone what did you say I said this phone phone I have to test your hearing on the phone [Music] oh no hmm what would they do on woodpeck ER as I always say when in doubt improvise that's inflation for you [Music] yes oh [Music] when can I use these doctor just get behind the machine [Music] should be painless [Applause] oh I knew I should have finished medical school huh I'm ready for my close-up doctor eye exam that's it Hi Sam please read the Top Line you no you'll read it I oh yes you now go ahead why because I said okay okay [Music] oh never mind let's do a CAT scan and see what's going on in that head of yours oh no doctor I'm allergic to cats there's no cat here that's just what it's called a CAT scan I sneeze swell up and it's all over lock cat stands for computer exhale tomography there is no feline in this machine I'll prove it to you [Music] doctor now that you see I can handle any emergency situation that arises what what partner will I be working in emergency room PBR recovery operating theater whatever we do had better be in a hurry after all my time is valuable enough I ain't nowhere [Music] I'm not so sure I even want to work in a hospital that has the likes of you on the staff harsh words but a doctor has to assert herself I'm going all the way to the top doctor that's not the elevator [Music] oh I'll be blamed for everything I gotta get out of here oh no you don't doctor you're not well enough to leave our care doctor oh in order to work in a hospital you've got to have patience [Music] I love sports season just me the TV and all the snacks I can eat yes it's a great day for an exciting game of badminton they got the bad part right for the healing I love the healing games better stock up on some more munchies now where are my haggis flavored pork rice if you want to see the Halo games call the local cable service and help today [Music] [Music] congratulations Mr walrus you're an official cable subscriber I get a bonus for any referrals Mr walrus maybe you could have some friends over to enjoy the Highland Games did you say Highland Games [Music] no Highland Games for me yoursterious channel yeah [Music] foreign [Music] for a true Scottish Patriot the Highland Games are the crazy people wait I've watched them since I was a least creeper of a twig pecker no discounts on my watch Red you pay full price like everybody else I need cable oh yoy the Swedish Channel hmm excuse me Mr walrus but we forgot one crucial part of your cable the black box alrighty then Mr W we'll phone you from the cable office you tell us when your parabolic receiver is giving you the best reception [Music] hello okay Mr W I just need you to scan through the channels and stop on 47. stop right there and uh could you turn up the volume now don't move for say oh a week while we make some very technical adjustments [Music] just doing a service check Mr walrus how's your cable service going huh that cable still not coming in what [Music] just uh sampling America it's a federal offense to impersonate a man I'll be keeping a sharp eye on you red that cable service is licensed to miss the walruses TV and his TV only hmm if the cable's wired to Wally's TV that's just okey-dokey with me [Music] please neighbors should share and share a like [Music] balls followed by the hit game show tall boy who owns a green card today's recipe is entitled cooking with plutonium dog into the Uber wiener dog first we must boil some water but not ghost any water whose speed is available for a short time only to use for this channel viewers for only thirty dollars a month called the number on your screen in order now no [Music] I've gotta watch the games wait a minute the cable is registered to Wally so the cable can only be watched in Wally's house not a problem [Music] this is yours forget table satellite is the best reception on the planet three two one [Music] the best part is it's free now I'll never get to watch the Highland Games you're under arrest for violation of airspace violation of International satellite treaties violation of local and federal zoning laws and for generally having an all-out bad idea you can't arrest me I can't but he can [Music] oh boy we get the island games [Music] the only games in here are chess by mail and a little Diversion the boys call hey what are you staring at [Music] now for my version of what are you staring at the Highland Games could you at least turn up the volume don't go away I'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] [Music] oh backyard Butler more lemonade please [Music] [Music] absolutely perfect that's outrageous while the Pamper push Pavilion won't be getting my business at those prices now who can I get to watch my new Pooch Ruchi when I go downtown for a while yeah [Music] aha perfect [Music] Miss Minnie if this is about my late rent I'll make the deal with your woodpecker watch my new dog for the afternoon I'll forget that you're a week late on the rent dog huh yeah gee I don't think so don't make me point out article 64 paragraph 11 section 3 of your rental agreement the Woodpecker will dog sit anytime the landlady wants him to or he will be kicked out on his tail feathers faster than he can say and whatever you do don't feed my little poofy oh he has a condition yeah he's not to eat anything between meals [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] that pesky poodle [Music] oh and battle we had here [Music] so you come to visit your uncle Valley ah Wally give me the dog I'm watching him for Miss Minnie and she said oh I find job you're doing woodpecker Wally you gotta listen to me Mimi will kick me out of my house if yeah happy day woodpecker then miss Minnie sees how irresponsible you've been she will kick you out for sure you bet hmm bye bye [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah that's good [Music] foreign it's time for a woodpecker to do what a woodpecker's Gotta Do [Applause] [Music] now you look like a proper Swedish doggy plump and warm for winter perfect [Music] [Applause] puppies getting huge Patty neighbor no bombs of a neighbor foreign do the trick [Music] iest [Music] true homes [Music] [Music] [Music] damn it was luck [Music] he's not supposed to eat between meals that that woodpecker of ourselves [Music] [Music] after this message we'll return to our really big movie blow up everything they see being an actor must be so excited thank you to all the little people who made this award possible my only regret is I've never had a chance to work in a really big movie say fans how would you like a chance to work in a really big movie directed by Swedish action director Wally walrus [Music] extras are needed in Hollywood today I'm ready for my close-up Mr walrus I'll shoot this movie exactly as it outlined in my little storyboard it just doesn't sing to me Wally it needs something fresh my opus [Music] hi I'm Winnie woodpecker and I'm here for oops sorry sorry Fred you just made the biggest splash I've ever seen in Hollywood say wait a minute you've got that fresh Girl Next Door quality that's big big now walrus I want Winnie woodpecker in picture I believe it Mr walrus I'm gonna be in your movie oh yeah and I got just the yab for you in this scene yeah the bridge was blown up all caploe by the bad guys you're the helpless bystander um Mr walrus uh why can't the helpless bystander me and just free herself and not be so helpless like so then I could pull the break and save myself [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] now listen you don't you do anything until you hear me say action this is a rehearsal yeah you released a break on action on action action [Music] action [Music] like the winning slotsky acting method says when in doubt impromise [Music] spectacular the best wouldn't change it Boris give Winnie a line in the next scene oh thank you sir you got something kid yeah yeah and it's going to kill me for sure [Music] it says the baker that's me screams when the bad guy comes into town what exactly should I scream get down the street now get down the street like that no you get down the street you'll get down the street no you get down the street no you get down this no you get down the street blow up everything you see in the vest scene Seven action [Music] kind of movie heroine screams and runs away pecker that's for sure [Music] [Applause] [Music] who knew the wallets could act [Music] brilliant [Music] [Music] Winnie that was the most exciting action sequence since blow up everything you see in Manhattan I want you and all my movies oh thank you Mr big but you know I think what I really want to do is direct [Music] and Wally such emotion such frustration you'll be my newest villain the Wallace my viewers will love to hate blow up everything you see in the Arctic take one key [Music] nice work everyone that's a wrap [Music] what a great day for the grand old game easy hole I'll be sinking my butt and jig time computer select me a driver a wood for Woody just the ticket [Music] Nightwing Rudy I'm going to go visit my friend Gertrude on the 15th green now don't get into any Mischief while I'm gone Tom good boys [Music] [Laughter] [Music] somebody's trying to ruin our fun [Music] come on I know a fun game [Music] [Laughter] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] I missed hey what gives [Music] go first come back here [Music] thank you foreign traps [Music] [Music] what's wrong oh no you don't now give me back my golf balls yes [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yes [Music] some of my best work [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] that's it [Music] I got you now [Music] [Applause] okay No More Mr Nice Guy [Music] thank you [Applause] [Music] whatever you're up to this will stop you [Music] a hole in one I just hit a hole in one I was minding my own business having a great day when YouTube came along well we were just goofing on you mister yeah no harm no vowel right wrong I thought I told you two to stay out of trouble oh sorry yeah we're sorry it was all misunderstanding yeah you're with somebody else so sorry not quite boys now you're going to get what's coming to you hmm looks like a 300 yard straight into a left-hook dog around the sand trap what club do you recommend a wood for Woody now let's see you send that ball 300 yards [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 61min 31sec (3691 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 12 2023