Windows XP Died 10 Years Ago...

hello welcome to this again it's this thing's birthday for the wrong reason this video's upload date April 8th 2024 marks the 10-year anniversary since Windows XP died no longer being supported by Microsoft Windows XP is one of or even the most influential operating system ever it is also the longest lasting Windows operating system surviving 12 years when this thing died Windows 8 was around it was beloved by many so much that it's still being used in a very small capacity even over 20 years later but this isn't supposed to be a sad video this video is supposed to be a celebration of Windows xp's life so in this video I'm going to be doing just that I'm going to install this copy of Windows XP onto period correct Hardware which is down here and I'm just going to do stuff that you would have done from around this time period pretty much going to be the Windows XP like it's 2001 video just a whole lot better cuz that video kind of stunk all right let's get the disc out oh yeah when I upload this it's also my birthday Windows XP died on my birthday here's the funny thing now I would use this disc in this video but some of the things that I'm going to be doing probably need Service Pack 3 so instead I'm going to use a customiz so that is Windows XP but it's fully updated speaking of which I haven't actually made that disc yet I probably should all right this is the disc I'll be using and also sorry about the flickering it's CRT things hopefully it'll get better when this thing switches to 60 HZ instead of 70 HZ I want to boot off the CD ROM I am pleased waiting all right yep uh just delete this partition it's just got a broken install of react OS on it there we go now let me just set some ground rules for the kind of stuff that I'm going to be trying on this thing pretty much anything between 2001 and 2014 is fair game I'm getting increasingly worried about how slow the CD drive is cuz if it's taking this long to go through just like the beginning portions of setup it's going to take ages to copy these files oh boy all right we're restarting uh I don't have my microphone set up give me one second trying out new microphone stuff so yeah record damn it there we go yeah and I think the flicker is gone that's because it's running in 60 HZ heck yeah and here we go we got the main setup and my mouse won't move up um is is this what I get for using a parallel Mouse okay yeah here's the xais when I try that on the up AIS nothing happens well then I guess I'll get a new mouse I was trying to make everything look period correct here but clearly I can't do that and I don't feel like digging around my awful cable bucket for another period correct Mouse so I'm just going to grab the closest mouse that I have and that is a uh g502 so um not very period correct but uh it's a mouse all right the computer restarted all right here we go uh what well I just got scammed out of Welcome music where did the out of boox experience go why is it just throwing me right into the what the heck this is the same ISO that I used to install Windows XP on an iMac yeah we're just in now okay then thanks for just completely skipping the out of box experience man you're lame I can't even increase the resolution all right yeah give me a sec while I install some drivers now because you know drivers are great all right I've got drivers and everything installed so that's cool and yeah just ignore all of this for now we'll get to it instead let's first you know explore the base operating system all right of course we got Windows Media Player got to grab the CDs this isn't period correct at all but these are the only CDs I have that are copyright free so you see I don't think I've ever actually used Good Kid 2 in one of these videos before so all right now the question of what song do I play sure yep all right how do I get the CD to play copy from CD well here's the CD contents there you [Music] go that is very loud all right I'm not going to play much more of that just because I don't want to wake up my entire house but it works so let's tour Windows XP welcome to Windows XP from Microsoft the new version of Windows that brings your PC to life experience the best experience Windows XP best for business yep Windows XP Professional skip it to begin the tour click any selection well at least it didn't crash this time like on the Mac Windows XP Basics sure I don't know how to use Windows Windows XP you get the proven dependability of Microsoft Windows 2000 enhanced for high-speed performance and even greater reliability uh robust reliable compatible robust reliable compatible Windows XP Professional marks a new standard in business software combining Enterprise class performance and reliability with unprecedented ease of use cool let me built on the rock solid foundation of Microsoft's proven Windows 2000 technology Windows XP Professional contains all the features of window okay shut up shut up shut up thank you programs games pinball I just had to it's not it's not a Windows XP video without it that is again very [Music] loud [Music] yeah okay yeah that s that sums that up I would use Windows Movie Maker but I don't have any actually wait no windows Windows XP comes with some sample videos I'm pretty sure apparently not okay let's get some paint up in here all right so you see we're going to take airbrush thickest [Music] size this mouse is not liking this wooden table that is a horrifying little guy and I will kill it now man this I I okay how do I adjust Mouse speed this mouse is so fast pump the brake Speed Racer all right now on to the you know actually cool things first off we have a office home and student 2007 I'm not installing the 2007 version of this because when I bought it off eBay that's the only reason why I bought it by the way um I'm pretty sure this doesn't come with it usually but it came with office XP for small businesses so um I I guess I'll just install this oh it has two discs whoa these things better not be DVDs this thing only has a CD drive okay oh what hold on oh my goodness it's sticking it's sticking to the plastic how long has it been stuck [Music] here I hate doing this this feels awful oh okay so it came with two discs oh no it peeled off the funny looking stuff I'm just there's just a patch there now no my copy of office XP for small business that I didn't pay for it came with office XP for small business as well as office XP how many versions of office came with this I'll just do office XP I guess guess cuz like it seems like the more full version Oh this is office XP Media content it's for office XP it's like the extras I see which makes me even more upset that my regular disc got peeled oh wait I never looked at wallpapers and screen savers here we got olive green it's kind of ugly and then this one we got silver it's a whole lot cool more looking yeah I'll keep it on Silver h no I'll keep the Integrity of this I'll keep it as just blue and then you know we got a bunch of different wallpapers on here we got Autumn it's pretty cool wallpaper we got Crystal again pretty cool wallpaper we got fish Ripple I want Ripple Windows XP from Microsoft now genuine with this this this image of tulips this was my mom's profile wallpaper thing is it was set to Center so it's okay it's not going to show up on hold on one second it was set to Center so it looked like this but also on a widescreen monitor so just set this back down I think I'll put it on Autumn Autumn's pretty cool screen savers we got 3D FL FL box and that's all there is to say about 3D flower box we're all here for 3D pipes woohoo yeah all right all right time to actually continue with office one of the most boring things you can install on a computer actually no I'll do a custom because I don't want this to take literal years so I would just like to install Microsoft Word all right setup is completed um um it didn't go anywhere on my taskbar or anything here we go new Office document give me a blank document Microsoft Word man this looks a whole lot more boring than wind the Windows Vista counterpart wow I have a word process door that's not hball processor I don't think that kind Anda looks like ass no all right time to go to the actual fun stuff we got the same routine here we got the greatest game of all time don't worry I won't dwell on these too much because I've shown them off like 15 billion times instead of using the greatest game of all time as an example instead I'm going to use the greatest game of all time demo disc it contains the greatest game of all time as well as two more of the greatest game of all time in a demo all right this is the first time anyone's opened this this is still sealed it'll never be sealed again so yeah I was in like a speech impediment class in like third grade because uh I couldn't speak and I still kind of can't but and you know I was given you know a reward for doing something I don't remember what and she had this prize bucket and inside the prize bucket there was the greatest game of all time demo disc so I already own this it's just incredibly destroyed so and you know I'd already played my fair share of fantasy and spooky Mansion not much of treasure hunt I do own it it just doesn't work very well so when I saw this I was like but yeah it is just demos but it's a whole lot more interesting than just the greatest game of all time again I'm going to play Ice by Fantasy by the way I love how it has this warning that you probably can't read because it's out of focus do not insert mini disk into Macintosh slot loading CD ROM drives oh hey we got I spy mini games I don't remember the installer for it that is that is one thing oh it's that's another thing all of the installers use the spooky Mansion sound effects oh man is it just going straight oh yeah it doesn't install it just straight goes right in oh yeah I don't remember this I mean then again I don't really you know I I never really booted this up very often cuz I had the full games but let sure let's do ice by fantasy oh yeah just boots right in no intro no nothing just and we don't even have any of the fun stuff we only have the Dragon one we don't have the space the space one's my favorite [Music] fine our princess has been captured and locked in the dungeon of this Castle are you brave enough to rescue her no let me out oh I just we'll do treasure hunt last stop Smuggler right this way please straight through these doors all right yep sure let's go through the doors welcome to Smuggler Cove have fun exploring this town Rumor Has It Pirates want came here to bury their treasure is this the same who knows maybe you'll even find some something tells me that's the same voice actor as that stupid skeleton sure let's go go go there we go yeah we only have access to the car and even here we only have access to the Shipwreck Shore play this ice by riddle to earn a piece of the pirates map I spy three I spy three fours two aale no man's friend a noose a whale aose I was not expecting to hear that out of silly ice Spy game here it is a noose a noose it said it twice why yeah no I don't think I can take this game seriously anymore all right that's enough of that I'm never playing ice buy mini games ever again all right on to the other greatest games of all time and I'm pretty sure they're guaranteed to work here because this is a 32-bit operating system it should it should work all right I got my stack of greatest games of all time I I swear it'll get bigger eventually trust me I'll go through these fast all right yourest game of all time yep we all know pop pot saves the zoo trying to go through this fast so it doesn't take me an absolute Eon to edit oh dear all right yep here we go play doesn't actually install to the drive it just you know [Music] plays fill your tank get in Step check your tires and go [Music] get cool now I just need to get to the funny bit as fast as I [Music] can and I kind of got to talk over it a little bit because um it's copyright claimed on YouTube for some reason but they are the topiary cre they're very pleased to me yep yep all right yep can can we just get to the chorus please I can't stop I yep yep all right yep and that's all I can play all right greatest game of all time we got Lego Island yep we all know M Matt KC funny haha all right oh wo oh it's not stuttering at all [Music] Lego wow oh my God I got to turn this up [Music] all right I don't need to watch this whole thing oh no isn't this the same problem that I was having on 2000 no let me what no no not this again no no no no no no no no no no no no brick you stay green go Bri stay okay if I if I hover over any of these bricks will it be bet me my bet is yes oh my goodness it didn't okay where is the door to go to the island no are you ready why does he just sneeze okay I I need to reference a photo real quick I can't tell what's I genuinely okay here's the office um I need to get okay so just like a little bit over here [Music] no stop sneezing [Music] no well that was interesting you know I don't know what's going on okay yep sure I can't I can't quit if I wanted to I'm I'm trapped there we go genuinely like not even joking here awesome awesome Monopoly game I I don't think it's worked on any of the computers I've tried it on on this channel but we'll see Monopoly Monopoly Monopoly Monopoly give it to me yes yes yes yes yes yep get all of the 16bit sound let's go baby all right successfully installed here we yeah we're installing doggy as well all right it comes with this whole Suite of software let's start with doggy doggy doggy Okay please oh my God finally something that actually runs Monopoly I'm clipping the hell out of the microphone I need to turn this [Music] down hear that midi play it yes yes I want to be a th thimble computer AI we'll do H Fox sure and do the Hat all right and here's here's the thing that makes this game super good not the video so this game has like you know video playback during every single turn and it takes an absolutely absurd amount of time to actually get anything done so um you go to movie display options and you turn off literally all of them see watch this all right cool 50 bucks I won't complain all right so we're going to roll okay yep I'll I'll auction it and I will give so much money to have Pennsylvania Avenue Pennsylvania Railroad it's worth so much all right I have Pennsylvania Railroad and no money all right now onto the actually no we're not onto these yet because you want to know what I own Microsoft Plus for Windows XP that got stomped in shipping it's yeah it's pretty bad literally all I want to do is play the funny bowling game that's on here I'm not looking through the entirety of Microsoft Plus for Windows XP I swear if this video beats out the Windows 98 Christmas video I spent like a month in where did my Plus for Windows XP disc go okay then um okay we're not doing Plus for Windows XP time to move on to everything else most of these are flash games I've got Flash installer here give it a shot did it did it do duck life one no oh um Adobe I guess just Internet Internet Explorer is just working as an S swf player almost there's no text um let me try no no no I have the Standalone file right here I can just go and here we go duck life yeah now here's the funny thing about when you're playing duck life in a window you can just kind of yoink all right let's that's enough of that let's go let's let's let's go swimming is the space bar on this keyboard broken hold on oh my God it is I just cannot catch a break can I all right goodby memx keyboard I found it a Goodwill and say hello to oh I anyway say hello to um giant Gateway keyboard that I got from my grandma all right space to okay all right we're going yeah yeah oh oh yeah you okay okay I can just go forward all right nice we're going down there oh no meat boy [Music] oh I'm I mean it's running I guess so I mean level complete okay cool I don't want to play that much Fancy Pants Fancy Pants all right Fancy Pants Adventure number one yeah sure just start start game all right here we go oh okay is it space to press jump to exit how how do how do I jump how how do I I'm pressing the up arrow and it's not is the up arrow on this thing broken oh hold on no it's not I don't know how to jump this this game you don't have to jump It's Papa's Burgeria Papa Lou oh it's not running too hot quality low there we go all right y this is the order station get the grill got the pop pop the burger pop the grill okay yep cool yep I know all right cool put that on here Grill section put that here get Burger yep cool build section put Patty here put mayo put Mayo put barbecue put ketchup put mayo pickle pickle pickle onion lettuce tomato cheese pickle pickle that's not pickle that's lettuce cheese top top bu pat patty top cheese lettuce Mayo that's that's mustard top bun screw you a Red Ball Red we all love red ball we all love [Music] [Music] [Music] redball [Music] no no okay I genuinely don't know what Rhythm Blaster is I just found it in the archive of things I was like Rhythm uh rhythm game Flash game that sounds awesome man this is not really Rhythm B oh okay yeah I don't want to get copyright claimed either I don't know if it's copyright claimed but I don't want to risk it anyway world's hardest game we all love the world's hardest game right play game you don't know what you're getting into I think I know what I'm getting into here all right so we go up bang Bop and then we got to go yeah first try baby all right can I I I probably I forgot this ract to okay yep all right balloons TD5 I'm definitely not playing a full game of Bloons TD5 or any game of Bloons TD5 for that matter because it won't launch ooh oh no okay yeah this was a very bad idea this was a very bad idea this was a very bad idea stop stop it stop it stop it stop it stop yes stop it oh my oh oh my God on the riddle school we all love riddle school and start game I can speedrun the hell out of this if I can remember the order of sequences right I got to get the sharpener it's so loud and then you go this way and then yep we got this one and then we got the and it's in the trash all right yep yep yep Jan's closet we get the we give him the fun yep we got a dollar now and then um and then we give this guy uh the hall we give this guy the hall pass and then we go over here give him the dollar we go here uh I think it's talk to the principal uh tell him a joke and then boom bang all right [Music] yep and then we just Spam over here and I did it now onto the thing oh there's still okay yep we still got mission in snow drift land I forgot about that one all right let's let's go level one all right we got is a good game I swear it's it got a it got a remake on Steam oh no honestly a really good platformer for you know Flash no no not the Orca and we did it all right on to the things that probably might not work so uh first off Beta first off Java installer yep welcome to Java 3 billion devices running Java I know it's always 3 billion it never increases you have successfully installed Java woohooo can I open betacraft I need to connect to the internet that's my bad I forgot about that one cool nice uh select version I want 1.7.3 oh this better not take an absolute year to download through my Windows XP WiFi I don't know if you can read it but it says downloading username field is empty no way it's actually going to let me play through you not logging in oh okay cool it just kind of is all right right neat and it's actually you know working put it on the power saver and set this to short I'll set everything to low Graphics before I go into the game I don't know how to go in the full oh there we go now we're in full screen we play Minecraft Minecraft go come on come on don't crash oh yeah what the heck it got my skin uh it's not it's not running terribly well yeah it got my skin in Cape I'm not logged into this hold on video settings tiny I need tiny rent sure Advanced open GL maybe that'll make go faster Max FPS give me Max FPS this is Max FPS guys I mean it oh okay it's kind of okay it's if I okay one sec there we go now it's running great does open GL does Advanced openg go actually help anything no not really okay what if I do this oh it's doing some funky business okay so we just do that you know sometimes if you want to play Minecraft at a good speed you just got to play it at a really low resolution and it still doesn't even run very well I just want to break the tree there we go we got tree wood we take this we go wood in planks and we take this crafting table and then we uh leave because uh no all right on to uh more games we got pegle Deluxe let's go please let pegle work pegle is such a good game oh my God yeah Pele oh man this is running perfectly I mean I'm not surprised it's pretty much just a bunch of pngs but hey this thing is a pegle Powerhouse I'm convinced that pegle can run on literally anything other than react but maybe that's because I was eaing a CD but I yeah oh man I'm doing so badly at pegle oh no I am playing so poorly oh oh oh what a comeback okay I got to hit that one there we go oh you jerk come on hit it no okay I have a straight shot at it but I'm going to do a I'm going to do a trick shot I'm going to go it from here and it's going to hit it I swear it's going to hit it what did I tell you get that volume [Music] up that is very loud simply just a pegle God yeah okay I will genuinely get stuck in that game for hours Plants vs Zombies same developers it almost worked on react OS it should work here all right click to start yeah all right let's just start adventure I'm only going to do like half a level cuz I'm at 1 hour and 24 minutes recorded Plants versus Zombies get the the the other guy there honestly this looks really good on the CRT I have the brightness a bit too high on my camera so it doesn't look as good but it looks really good on the CRT final wave all right yeah yay all right yep um I'm stopping this uh not really a game but we got pivot on here um I meant to show this off earlier I just kind of forgot that I had it so you got pivot I'm going to take this guy we're going to make a new key frame how do I make a new key frame okay next frame and he's going to go weep and then next frame he's going to go weep and then next frame he's going to goop and next frame is going to go there next frame is going to go there next frame he's going to go there and then he's going to like go back to the center and he's going to put his hands back down incredible last but probably least because it's probably not going to work uh the undertale demo it was technically released in the time frame that I was talking about it was released in 2013 but will it work um for a second it almost didn't ooh oh all right yep cool all right yep yep that is correct yeah go all through here yep we got howdy I'm spamming znx as hard as I can and yeah it's it's running perfectly fine on this like decade old PC oh damn yeah time for his funny laugh and then I don't die I can't actually close the game y quit quit quit thank you all right we've done everything that I had planned for this at least on the computer side of things there's one more thing that I have to do before I feel right about considering this a proper celebration of Windows xp's 10th anniversary of being being dead let me go do something real quick [Applause] [Music] well I really hope hope you enjoyed this video especially because it is 2: a.m. as I'm recording this and I've been editing all night if you did leave a like if you have something to say leave a comment and if you want to see more And subscribe and thank you to my channel members Moss windows on Windows Serenity scbus Mr Muffin Sky blocker and I Maurice and with that I'll be seeing you

Channel: Jiga Tech

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Keywords: microsoft, os, windows xp, windows, michael mjd windows xp, windows xp wallpaper, microsoft windows, anniversary, windows nt, windows tutorial, mjd, jiga tech, jiga, tech, windows vista, windows xp nostalgia, y2k, windows xp screensaver, microsoft plus, 2000s, 2001, 2012, windows xp end of support, windows xp end of life, decade, 10 years

Id: wqK1_b904uU

Length: 37min 43sec (2263 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 08 2024