wii sports resort raging and funny moments - basketball championship

apparently last time when I was playing basketball on Wii Sports Resort here I got to pro but I didn't get to champion so I have not actually played the boss yet so I want to get to the boss I just broke my freakin Wii Remote condom I just ripped that Center thing apart damn it I hope this doesn't affect my basketball abilities last time we were playing this we never lost I never lost a single game so I'd like to keep that true Oh like I never missed a beat we are on fire right now so I'm gonna have to say out of Wii Sports regular and Wii Sports Resort I'm really feeling that basketballs my favorite oh what do they got a pick-and-roll here or some [ __ ] oh oh I ask who's kind of a frickin loser really oh [ __ ] you Oscar you still suck [ __ ] you only made a two-pointer again what a little weird oh my god what's with these balls like going in and then just getting sucked out of the hole I hate it when I get sucked out the hole generally speaking things are going pretty good so far although we're only up nine to four that's kind of not that big of a lead I feel like we're beating them a lot better oh my god if we could make a basket here and we're actually jumping I'm like I don't I don't know what to complain about right now I can't scream everything's going pretty good yeah well he jumped he jumped though we just jumped too late which is kind of on me I'm actually taking responsibility for my own shortcomings oh yeah yeah nice nice buzzer beater three too bad it doesn't make a [ __ ] difference I hate it when they do that [ __ ] like there's no point you lost still but now you hurt the experience that I'm gaining now I gained last that looks nothing like Nellie Nellie is a black man that's what you get Nellie hey must be the money this rim is giving me a job right now Oh see now it's just me jumping too late right now oh oh she could have dumped it on me but she didn't oh my god I get press B again my B button is broke hey if I lose this I'm I'm ragequitting it cuz it's a technicality my B buttons being very sensitive god no thank god that's a that's a big mess right there now I need a big three whoo all right this is gonna be a good one this is gonna be a good one right here unless I lose then it's a bad one oh thank you for doing that no yeah how did she read me like that I'm giving her the fake of the century no [ __ ] way and I can never jump at the right time all right well this is a big three right here we're on the two-point line [ __ ] my ass damn it beef boss stay behind the [ __ ] line what if they come back and hit a three here I'm gonna be so pissed off they're easy yep yep oh all right that's okay of course I jump wrong but it doesn't matter because he decided to go for it - yeah great time to go for a two with two seconds left in you're down three go for it - that's just the [ __ ] that pisses me off cuz you just make my my win look worse that's all you're doing you still lost a wide why'd you do this beat boss you stepped on the [ __ ] line again no [ __ ] ball and sculpture for weights and then falls on his [ __ ] face how do we miss that [ __ ] Oh beep boss what are you doing beef boss I'm gonna have to order a couple more Weber modes because I tend to get mad and break them yep this wee remote definitely shoots better I was just relying on the fact that he's a crap three-point shooter because that kind of worked there Oh oh thank god he is a terrible three-point shooter honestly I might not defend him at all in the next shot got [ __ ] you again I can never jump quick enough and then we jump twice for fun and I got [ __ ] dog Baba I'm making another basket cuz I don't want this to be a one-point game that [ __ ] pisses me off yeah [ __ ] your ass Patrick oh yeah Patrick's our [ __ ] super genius reading my mind knowing exactly what I'm gonna jump can we make up let's get it I'm shooting it like I always shoot it but this time is just going anywhere but in the [ __ ] Hall I they can jump every time they know what the [ __ ] is the point of me trying how do we not feel that [ __ ] and instead fall on the [ __ ] ground alright okay we're one three away from coming back into this game weiners up my [ __ ] ass alright we're good we're good alright we have a chance here to take the lead actually [ __ ] does he do it please tell me what this [ __ ] morning for breakfast [Music] [ __ ] you that does not count I hate Patrick so much your piece of [ __ ] Patrick I hope you know you [ __ ] suck [ __ ] at goddamn basketball but you have [ __ ] long hair Joe there in the back left who's [ __ ] the best defender in the history of basketball just to prove it watch this watch this I'll go for the go for the three here no yep once again I first off I I was trying to do a fake but John wick thinks I want to actually [ __ ] go to shoot No alright but still either way I actually did jump and of course [ __ ] long hair Joe there [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] knew to jump just then Oh finally anyway mess who the [ __ ] we playing basketball for the damn Little League yep the kids to just stand there and John John why do I keep on I don't know where I got the name John for him but I I guess I'm sticking with it long haired John over there why are we not now it's wow that was a that was a play right there but now it's when I I'm trying to back the ball and I'm flicking my Wii Remote and it's they're not doing it Yoshi the 62 year old woman I can't tell you how many old women I met whose name is Yoshi this is because some old woman's name do she doesn't mean you have to feel bad for her cause her name's [ __ ] stupid the name of green lizard it's not my fault Steve's given me the death stare so I don't know whether I can shoot or not every other time we smack the ball from them in that situation that time we just fall on the ground where's our [ __ ] are we doing all right we need a Miss here by them badly why can we not get it from Steve it's just [ __ ] Steve he's the whitest mother go out the door and we can slap the ball from [ __ ] all right we actually have a chance here we have a chance there we go thank you me then yeah all right we can't we cannot give up points here I told you I would go myself dad I don't know how that went in that had like no art at all oh sorry Yoshi but I'll hand you the L for that one what a game that was a game right there granite I think there was some bias towards Yoshi's team we still prevailed and the showdown between a hamburger and a lizard the hamburger wins oh no it's Theo my last video was respawns boxing and we played steel pretty high up Theo is once again pretty high up in what is this basketball here the consensus is that Theo is a boy which I don't know how much debate was behind it but I kept on wanting called Theo is she great defense between hamburger man and fish sticks you guys both managed to be covering nobody fish sticks what the [ __ ] are you defending 6 feet in front of him not that we're in a close game or anything [ __ ] you Steve oh thank the Lord Theo's five head couldn't calculate that one right the game on the line we can take a lead here being a pretty good spot Abi's a pretty bad defender so we're just gonna keep on taking shots on her and it's paying off and I'm thinking we're just gonna hold on to it here for as long as we can but jump five feet forward to get that one oh my god I can't believe that Wow another one point thrilling that looks nothing like a Pablo how do we not smack that that's my ass that's what that is he's up again oh my god I know Pablo's an ugly [ __ ] but you don't gotta give him points shocker he made the three he doesn't miss them this is the ugliest team in the world yeah get your [ __ ] stuffed in backwards the only cutie is a B and a B kind of trash at basketball wait Abby was trash at defending why haven't I been shooting on how are we not just slapping that out of his dumb hands right there how do you fall on your face when the basketball is right there are you part ghost here don't just look at me [ __ ] jump ah that wait are the ball works again I got a quick make a move here of course he takes it three in mavens [ __ ] 16 feet in front of them like that's the [ __ ] place to play defense right in the middle note right we're knowing is just to get the [ __ ] ground decides to take a [ __ ] shot am i right okay we can never be pretty enough prepared for the ground to take a three-pointer they were dumb we're we are literally sticking this Wii Remote right up my ass right now oh we finally block a shot thanks for being too late though why were we taking a shot from behind the backboard stop going in I want to take a three okay I want that got three thank you thank you this guy's another [ __ ] super genius who can always know when to jump oh and he's a dunker too awesome donk yeah the announcers suck you off tonight cuz he gets hard every time there's a dunk ah he always just knows there's one time that I could get a three on him otherwise you know we just fall on her face both metaphorically and literally I just do not [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] is a very slim chance but we have a chance we need to get in three position right away god bless the United States of America what are we doing we're just the shittiest basketball team I've ever seen it's not even them it's just us we suck dick and I can make twos the second I say that John wick is so bad that's the second time this game he's left a two-pointer short how do you leave a two-pointer short how do we miss swatting that well that wasn't a buzzer-beater in fact we gave them enough time to score and not give me enough time to score and of course they go for a three and I missed out reach [Music] just kidding I'm a genius wait yes I'm a genius she can't score there's no one please be the boss now I'm tired of playing these amateurs yes this is the boss this is what I've been waiting for and my team lineup is looking weak because we got fish sticks and sparkle specialists I [Applause] guess they're all super geniuses now that can know when I'm jumping least it's not a three-pointer that's all we have to look forward to at this point they didn't score three they scored a two once again she I even faked her out once and she's still knew when to jump I can never jump on time I could never do it he is so random with when he jumps what [ __ ] how many and it wasn't going for a Jew are you ready I'm yelling I'm not even trying to make it players move yet they're still moving [ __ ] this I'm restarting we gotta go for a three no a three a three all right thank you someone went buying the three-point line it's like I'm playing a basketball player who's ten feet tall I'm 5 feet tall he can always get it over me freakin taco fall is this guy's name I think and are that [ __ ] [ __ ] big black bloc [ __ ] you [ __ ] can he miss can you at least make him miss once I realize he's the champion but even the best basketball players miss a shot I don't think they've missed a single shot every shot they take they make why did I even bother why did I even try we have a slight very very slight so small it's smaller than beef boss's wiener kind of odds of winning this game but I'm still going to play through here and see if my teammates can Wow I cannot believe we actually got that there the thing is we're still gonna end up two points short nope that doesn't matter she blocked him a block block knows exactly one two jump landed a plane and all that space we had any still miss so terrible basketball all we need to do is put a goddamn ball in the basket so bad and Tommy the freaking tooth time basketball champion can jump 50 feet again we find herself in an astronomical hole and my players want to go in for want to go in for two point you want two points when we're down to two ten one person in three-point range is that [ __ ] the closest it's ever been other than at the beginning one at 0-0 Wow we have a tie game that is in 0-0 I think this might be a first it's my best shot okay this is literally my best chance ever to grab a tie and what do we do we chuck it at the rim what do I do to deserve this Oh eat my ass Tommy oh we missed what he missed I didn't think that was possible I really did not all right that being said we need to go for a big three now we need to take a commanding lead nope instead we're just gonna take a commanding SWAT to the face never jump right I can never time him right we're keeping within striking distance if we can somehow hold them to not scoring you know this is our chance what do we do we gotta do we go for the dub we're [ __ ] we're [ __ ] oh we had a chance we had a chance I don't want you to have the satisfaction of making that point you suck I'm gonna be playing Tommy for six hours trying to beat him their gods they're nothing short of God's eye this guy there's no point I might as well get a breath of air when he shoots and rest my arm because I can never ever ever ever ever jump at the right time it's I think it's impossible he will always always always know and we will always always miss threes the threes we need to hit we'll miss don't worry I could scratch this lady's eyes out I hate her so much how do we not smack that all on the floor this is the most frustrating basketball I have ever played I suck at basketball in real life and this is more frustrating because I can send a [ __ ] asteroid dinner and still be able to jump at the right time oh wow he missed that's a second that's the second time we've seen him miss and this is like the fourth or fifth time for me pulling him the odds are low but I'm still gonna hang in there no nevermind I'm done I literally can [Music]

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Id: XhD8iix2h8A

Length: 24min 42sec (1482 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 05 2019