WHY THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE DESERVES A SEQUEL

the movie starts off with browsers starting his dominance and showing who's daddy by stealing the Superstar meanwhile in Brooklyn Mario and Luigi are known as the failure the brother started out a plumbing business together but struggles and is picked on by their former boss and is made fun of by their own family his own dad calls it a lazy dream and States he's bringing Luigi down with him I'm surprised their parents are not the Asian because Mario need to be the doctor you the plumber what the hell why you not a doctor but then seeing a water leak on the news they try fixing it going underground but then sucked into a war pipe and gets separated Mario lands on the Mushroom Kingdom and gets to interact with a princess while Luigi gets thrown into prison now growing up whenever I played Mario on Nintendo whenever a browser kidnapped and ran away with Princess Peach I didn't think much of it just thought it was part of the game never in my wildest dreams that I think it was because browser had a crush on prince's peach this changes everything that means it wasn't part of the game it was because he was horny browser Senpai was horny he wanna clap them peaches long story short browser plans to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom and Pitch the doesn't marry him Peach wishes to protect her kingdom and tries in the lines with Kong's Army to stand a chance against browser so she trains Mario and lets him join her and told on a quest to defeat browser and rescue his brother Bowser sings and fantasizes about Peach but then gets extremely insecure when finding out about maori's existence which I thought was unnecessary because Mario was five foot one inches tall and Princess Peach is six foot sweet six foot one inches God damn she's tall if they're just told browser about Mario's height I think it would have been a very different reaction sire a Mustachio human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom what where did he come from does the princess like him sire he's five foot one oh never mind he's he's clearly a friend just curious but if Peach and browser got together what would their babies even look like though would it be humans with a shell on their backs or many browsers with blonde hair the fight scene was excellent great cinematography which left me entertained and wanting more and although Mario gets absolutely destroyed by Donkey Kong he still defeats him because it says a movie The Kong Army then agreed to help him fight but on their way to a shortcut gets ambushed by Bowser cause he's horny the Kong Army gets captured in prison and Mario and Kong are presumed dead but Princess Peach survives to warn the Mushroom Kingdom only then to be approached by Bowser now browser's pick up line to marry Princess Peach is horrible like dude at least take her to dinner get to know her listen to her stories and ask her for our hobbies and interests to build chemistry together so you can start feeling the intimacy and then make a move to let her know she's interested but he just has three sentences then bam will you marry me this is literally what browser says and I quote I stole the star for us I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell peaches with the star we will be Invincible we can rule the world together forever will you marry me what girl is going to say yesterday it's just like hey I just assured castle and imprisoned your allies Army and I'm the reason why you think Mario and Donkey Kong are dead but I stole the star for you want to get married negative Riz my guy you know what would have made the story hella interesting I wish Princess Peaches said yes and they get married so that she divorces him and takes half a including the Superstar coming with a divorce imagine if Peach and browser had a kid together and he has to pay child support for the rest of his life like now that's how you ruin a man's life you can be the Kanye and IP the Kim Kardashian now I'm not sure if it's because browser was played by Jack Black and I really like him as an actor or if it's because browser's character had a soft cute side for pizza despite the duality of wanting to destroy everything but a part of me kind of wanted to see him have a happy ending but browser then torches Toad and thus Peach is forced to marry him for the sake of protecting her kingdom turns out Mario and Kong isn't dead because plot armor and they managed to escape out of a fish because plot armor I mean the movie is literally called Super Mario Bros like what did you expect like you really thought they were going to kill off the main character in a movie made for kids really browser then plans the wedding ASAP because he's horny but P said you thought I was feeling you and turns into Elsa and puts him in eyes Mario and Khan pops up to help as Mario turns into a furry to save Luigi and the others from burning in lava Bowser then launches a rocket to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom now knowing he ain't got no hoes but Mario uses the furry powers to provoke the rocket and makes rocket changes course to follow him into a wall pipe saving the Mushroom Kingdom while basically destroying Brooklyn transporting everyone including browser into the human world I love the subtle scene of Mario's Family just casually happily eating dinner together without Mario and Luigi showing they absolutely did not care nor worried about their whereabouts while they were gone like not even a single Hey where's Mario or have you seen Luigi like I wonder where they went they're just literally chilling happy like they glad they're gone but yeah Mario gets absolutely dominated by browser no Homer but it's the Superstar with Luigi because plot armor and defeats Bowser and this is the only part of the film that annoyed me Mario and Luigi are now seen as Heroes and their mom and dad are all of a sudden proud and supportive of their sons which basically tells me we never cared about you when you were a bum and a broke plumber but because you say Brooklyn I'm now proud that you're my son and I'm supportive of you and I love you imagine if Mario and Luigi didn't be browser and lost then browser would basically conquer the human world and all of Earth does that mean Mario and Luigi will forever be disowned by their parents and never be loved nor supported and also the people of Brooklyn clapping and harangue to say Mario and Luigi are heroes it's like you do realize this mess was created by Mario right like if Mario and Luigi never went underground into the war pipe then none of this would have happened and Brooklyn would have just never been in this mess so basically because Mario created and cleaned his own mess he's now a hero that's like if I brought a friend over and he broke my TV and then later fixed it I congratulate and thank him saying he's a hero for fixing my TV wow thank you for fixing my TV although it would have never been broken if you never came to my house and broke it but you're a hero like even a newspaper says Brooklyn saved the real title should be Brooklyn returned back to normal from man who almost destroyed it but overall it was a feel-good movie I like the flashback of Luigi and Mario's kisses it highlighted the brotherly Bond they had that Mario always have Luigi's back and vice versa or the reality that not everyone supports your dreams including your family and the film touching upon Mario's broken relationship with father was actually relatable and wanted me to support and root for Mario more now I was a bit bummed out we couldn't see characters such as Daisy Wario or even just a little bit more than a snippet of Yoshi but based on how much this movie made and like the success of this movie I won't be surprised if there's a sequel now this movie taught me that if you're short you can save the kingdom defeat the sworn enemy persuade another kingdom to give your army and be the only every human being around and the girl still won't date you that a short man will never get the girl even if he saves the world or if you come off as desperate and Harmony like browser it's also a turn off and you won't get the girl so the film teaches men should take it slow and be tall I'm just kidding but seriously though short guys have a tough out here but yeah I highly recommend this film as I immensely enjoyed it and comment down below your thoughts on this film or what you liked or what you didn't like about this film and just a film that you want me to commentate next it's been your boy Casey thanks for tuning in and yeah till next time bye

Channel: Korean Comic

Views: 57,843

Keywords: the super Mario bros movie, Mario

Id: C_tzfehOgK8

Length: 6min 22sec (382 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 11 2023