Why Hasanabi & AustinShow Followed Valkyrae To The UK.. | Fear&London

[Music] thank you [Music] best one two is it live are we are we [ __ ] live everybody make sure we sound good one two three four five six seven eight nine ten good I cannot believe that you just made us sit out here poor Valkyrie on a [ __ ] rooftop look on a rooftop in London because you wanted it ladies and gents we flew all the way out to the UK to have this view yes we did we are actually folks we are sitting on the iconic rooftop that the Beatles you look like a newscaster you have the skinniest time I've ever seen on okay yeah skinny Thai bad or something I think it looks great yeah you've got the bottom but you are a [ __ ] mess dude I'm a mess you're a mess you're goddamn mess and I'm saying this after having uh two red bulls so far I'm about to down my third one to just stay up because honestly I'm freaking dying right now I'm on three hours of sleep this is day five of London right this is day five of London yeah there's a boxing match that we're supposed to be at in like a couple hours We're not gonna go to it [Music] why don't we go into the boxing fight that's right you heard it here ladies and gents is because we are filming a podcast that should have been filmed yesterday with another guest the fact that I am uh being blamed for this already is ridiculous but uh that's not the reason but regardless it doesn't matter we're up here we're on the rooftops uh this is an iconic iconic location you can see uh the the the wheelie wagon thing behind us that's what the [ __ ] is called Ferris wheel for those of you for those history Buffs that are watching the podcast in 1969 January 30th Paul John uh Ringo and George The Beatles played their very famous rooftop concert right in this location and that's why I wanted to put us right here yeah because many people say we're like the Beatles of podcasts that's right that's right absolutely and look at this and look at this view folks if you can look behind us why do you sound like a newscaster you look like a newscaster and you sound like one what is happening uh right behind us is the uh the London Eye Big Ben uh the financial district is over they see it yeah you can kind of see okay well I hope I hope you can see it you can kind of see it there's there's stuff back there anyway this is Arby's pointing yeah yeah his stuff back there I hope you guys can see it because let me tell you something okay there's no [ __ ] lumbar support here that's why I'm scrunkled up like this okay I don't even know what word that is because I'm running on fumes right now okay I'm running on freaking fumes this is this has been March is already drinking beers behind the scenes okay let me call him out he's just sitting here yeah he's just sitting on the ground drinking a goddamn and often icons cannot just be put in random rooms they have to be put on the iconic places like the rooftop that the Beatles played on in 1969 so that's why I put us here right I don't know if you know the podcast is supposed to be like for me here where the Beatles once that's right it's supposed to be a comfortable medium where you sit for like two hours I don't know if we're gonna be able to do this for two hours I'm not even kidding I'm real right at you we might need to we might need to resettle yeah because I'll [ __ ] carry the cameras down and and reset it downstairs we're gonna make it we're gonna make it we'll make it through it's fine we'll make it through don't worry just focus this on why are you guys so dressed up today it's a good question wait you're the guest yeah know your [ __ ] place this is my podcast my place this is like the second time that she's on and she thinks she runs the shame actually like the second time third time whatever this is the third time and last time you were on Ray everybody got very upset because Hassan and I no no that was the first time the first time you're wrong yes which is great but the first time we had you on it was just it was the three of us yeah and I talked with to Hassan we talked way too much so but I was also jet lagged remember that's true we're also jet lagged again in a different country but we're gonna we're gonna make it up to you Ray why are we dressed like this [Applause] let me explain what had happened was um Austin took us out to some high Tay in London today there's a major dress code uh and if you don't dress the code you're not allowed in that's right so we had we went to the Ritz we went to the Ritz for afternoon tea yep you just did it again you know your place I don't know what it is she's correct is it I don't know what that is it's Americans don't know what that is that is the experience we did was called high tea yeah so we decided to go to high tea actually Hassan decided Hassan decided no oh actually it was your idea yeah Hassan decided to go to high tea he said Austin I really want to go to high tea that's not true anymore I don't even know what happened both the reservation Ray okay makes me book it on my credit card and then leaves the table early to go have a beef wellington and she was there I was there sticks me with the 500 pounds of you 500 pounds 500 [ __ ] quid yeah get [ __ ] up must think 500 pounds this guy's a multi-gazillionaire listen one of my favorite pastimes is to get Austin to like pay for [ __ ] we went to dishoom the other day okay wonderful Indian joint I mean absolutely just carrying the entire British cuisine on his back single-handedly we go there I call for the check on my way to the [ __ ] bathroom okay on my way to the washing closet right that's what they say out here you know what I [ __ ] mean the washing closet I'm on my way down there I've never taken a willy out taking the Willie out on a [ __ ] walk yeah taking a piece um anyway I come back the check is just sitting there on the table I look at Austin just unflinching he's like oh I just I couldn't find my wallet no I well no because Ray this guy this guy sets the check down all right and guts up and goes to the bathroom that's not true I didn't even I wasn't even there when the check came no the check yeah he I I call her the check on the way to the bathroom and then he goes to the restroom on purpose which is Iconic because he wanted to see if I would pay for it and I stood my ground I'm proud of you for steady your ground why do you make it up to be like a civil rights moment because it is because gay people should pay yes he thinks we should incorporate a gay tax right I do I want to gay tax you yeah he wants to gay tax you I wish I did I gave Texas [ __ ] out of you today so let me tell you another thing that he did he makes me pay for one first you want me to pay for that meal which I didn't I stood my ground next he kidnaps me and makes me buy I want to say 50 1800 worth of clothes okay and then makes me book a reservation and then 500 pounds of afternoon tea [ __ ] yeah all right I've spent 2 000 pounds plus the airfare to get out here I'm in this trip probably ten thousand dollars okay and it's not even an exaggeration yeah that's so fire and and what do you think the consequences of this guy should be I'm gonna go steal everything at his house I feel like he does owe you a new attire because you didn't like this attire that you're wearing today no it's great you look great you look awesome it owes me a show why do you do that I know it just feels so good when he pays why do you do that I love I love paying for my friends okay I love paying for my friends and family uh Austin is not one of them yeah why I don't know why you enjoy making me pay for [ __ ] because you get so mad because I do I mean I do oh you were like you have enough money to pay for all of it and so do I obviously and I do I pay for all jokes aside I pay for a lot of stuff it's fine but uh it's just always so sweet to get you to pay for it I mean yeah he loves this I'm I'm telling you ever since I stole that two thousand dollar jacket that he bought me I did I did yeah ever since ever since then he's been really really piling it on wait that he bought you wasn't that for someone else yeah but you stole that I did steal it yeah I mean right do you think gay activities life of Deceit I still think he owes you yeah well you know I think so especially because you don't even drink the tea no I did I did I drank like two cups this guy goes to high school two cups yeah hmm I did this guy goes to high tea right yeah we were all sitting together and he proceeds to [ __ ] on the high tea it was so bad yeah he's [ __ ] on it I I got a lot of words for this I you know what let's let's I want to dial it back real quick like because there's so much that we need to talk about so much has happened my eyes are closing but don't worry I'm not actually falling asleep I'm just running on three hours of sleep since yesterday so I went to bed at like 7 A.M woke up at 10 so I'm I'm a little tired right now I'm on my third Rebel once I guzzled this down I'm gonna be able to keep my eyes open but so much has happened that led us to this very moment to this to this roof top right here where it's like sub 40 degrees right now and where there's no lumbar support so my back [ __ ] hurts like a [ __ ] all right um we just got here already I'm sitting and I'm like oh God this sucks um and there's crazy there's a party going on downstairs yeah stay on track US on here anyway listen we we came out here with big hopes and dreams I I thought I would get to link up with Jeremy corbyn I thought I would get to Lincoln with Mick Lynch the leader of the uh Railroad Union uh for those of you uh that that only watch fear and obviously we don't talk about politics but that's what I do as I'm a political commentator so I was excited for all these things I didn't know that I was excited for the sidemen collab that we were potentially going to do with zuku of the sidemen one seventh of the sidemen uh and and none of those things happen like everything fell apart I don't even like England I [ __ ] hate London I just I hate coming to the United Kingdom uh and and we did it we we did it Ray had a very eventful uh yeah which we're going to talk about mostly which we will talk about immediately after this but like yeah everything [ __ ] fell apart first day we come in Austin just checks into his hotel okay and then [ __ ] right off like he's just gone for like a for like a good 24-hour time period where Austin was just like nowhere to be [ __ ] exaggerated I was sleeping like a human yeah for 24 hours it was weird you're hibernating at that point just like an otter because he is an otter I'm not an otter he is an otter I'm a jock anyway um so he's he's hibernating for 24 hours we can't find him and then he he just he does something that is is truly unacceptable which is teach me that there are blackout curtains in my hotel room there is oh there's no way of blaming Austin this is the reason the reason why we can't have Josh Zucker on this episode of the fear on podcast when we're supposed to do it is twofold you're leaving out a cheeky little details right what happened I need to be frank with you guys that's an addiction and it's Legend of Zelda wait hold on I need to be frank with you guys okay it's not an addiction it's fine I don't have a problem um I have one problem I have Austin by my side that's right Austin came into my room Austin came into my room and was like these are these are these are uh the the blinds that you can use in your room and I I usually have a pretty good circadian rhythm I'm pretty solid I could wake up before my alarm clock fairly regularly I went to sleep on Friday night at around 4am after giving you guys eight hours of content as always because I'm selfless like that well not uh Friday I guess it was Thursday to Friday Friday morning yeah Friday morning uh I woke up at unfortunately 12 30 to a bunch of phone calls bunch of text messages no one showed up in my room for the record to wake me up uh people being like yeah what's up with the podcast I guess we're not doing it this [ __ ] telling time like it's 600 BC Austin is at fault because he showed me the blinds in my room the the the no sunlight blind curtain that you pulled up ruined me it devastated me it's your fault that's the reason why we can do a podcast with Josh Zurich but realistically we have the Beautiful the wonderful The Fabulous the iconic the Beyonce of our industry valkray God the valkyrie of our industry yeah curtains terrain yes I hear they call Beyonce the valkyrie of of Music they really do oh my gosh that's right that's offensive I'm like unlike us you have had a very productive trip yeah what have you done on this trip talk to us about it oh oh I've never been more over exerted in my life we get here oh I'm these boys are in London and I go to Birmingham mm-hmm Birmingham is don't go there on vacation I was on a vacation oh no it was just up in the book my flight to Birmingham for vacation on vacation um stayed at probably the worst hotel I've ever been at in my life there's no water oh you have to crank the toilet to flush it um and yeah it was just quite smudgy but I was there for three days and I filmed five shoots for gymshark wow God damn incredible incredibly jet lagged struggling to get here got to London had a meet and greet and then I find out I'm gonna be on the podcast on my one day my one free day in London I'm doing a podcast well I mean Ray thank you for sacrificing it is such a it is such a beautiful day thank you guys for coming with me yeah you know yeah so I didn't have to come here alone but um Ray was it as bad as this hotel that looked like it was bombed in the second world war right over here this Travel Lodge it was equally as bad as that one okay this hotel you guys can't see it but this hotel looks like it's out of like a like a post-apocalyptic Call of Duty it feels like the IRA almost took out Margaret Thatcher in there it looks ridiculous can we snap a photo of that and put that in there but listen they only need it okay she needed to be lucky every day the IRA only needed to be lucky once um okay but regardless uh you know speaking of bombing London oh my god dude the [ __ ] weather is awful and you're making us sit out here she's tired and you're making us sit out here I'm I feel great now you're such a liar no she feels great I'm not shaking anymore no she's warmed up I grew up in Washington yeah she knows she knows so right what was your favorite part tell us oh my gosh uh me and gray was great it was a woman in Envy's only event yes uh caft at 160 was a free event and it quote unquote sold out in the first like 10 minutes which is incredible yep um I thought I was gonna pass out during the meet and greet but it was really good it was really good Austin King I did the screaming Legend of Zelda yeah that's right I came exclusively to support Rey which I did he did have his meet up hold up hold up I didn't come because I am actually a nice person I was like well women and NBS I'm neither I'm gonna stay the [ __ ] out of this also I don't want to you know steal someone else's Thunder which I could never could anyway my point is awesome that's why he came he might act like he came to show support the real thing was he wanted to go there so he could [ __ ] take photos of fans which is his favorite thing to do I'm so glad you came thank you thank you so much I I really was so great I came to the event and a few people did notice me yeah but I was quick to redirect the attention straight on Austin literally said I was crowd surfing that was not he did say that that was he also forged my signature okay I did but that was upon the request yeah yeah they wanted to see how how much I could how accurately and it was pretty close I just wanted you guys to understand what his motivations were they were not pure they were impure these motivations were bad okay now look I went there to support Rey and that everybody in the chat was a win-win you are awesome you are a [ __ ] for attention look a [ __ ] look I've never been a man I've always done this [Laughter] I've never done this before the crowds I've always been I love it for the The Craft laughs crowd and truly I get overwhelmed by being recognized um and um it's not one of my favorite things yeah okay everyone every knows you so you can keep lying all you want but we all know what the [ __ ] real reason was that you went to the women in nb's only event but gays too right no they expanded it last minute thing no they didn't know there were other there were other men there too yeah they were working yeah you were working the crowd Mauricio was there yeah the the Mauricio there for like an actual they also they also I mean you could say for gaming was working okay he was there for more he was working the crash I was there I was there his own pleasure for support and and and elevating the Beyonce of our space in a very Premier spot in London now they didn't know I was gay though the security guard I stood right next to him and he's like oh yeah mate you're just sitting here so you can watch the girls leave I was like he said that yeah I was like what are you doing it's like Jesus this is what happened that's what I played along I was like yeah [Music] it's my favorite yeah that's exactly what that's exactly what I did yeah um I play along you do love straight baiting a lot I do I do I mean I can't I can't what am I going to say stop the conversation awkwardly and be like actually I'm gay and I don't like that yeah I really could have said no I'm gay actually yeah also even if I was straight that'd be kind of weird yeah but I really didn't actually go along with it I just went awkwardly he went along with it he's like yeah I love [ __ ] [ __ ] funnies mate I did not but you stood there for she stood there for like three and a half hours to me it's crazy which was amazing yeah which is absolutely phenomenal you know what's not amazing what your behavior this entire trip I don't know how that happened Friday night Friday night okay this [ __ ] comes on the stream I like set it up for him I'm so excited we're gonna watch Donald Trump okay okay so we watched the Donald Trump Town Hall okay if you're watching Donald Trump Town Hall together we're doing the you know the Trump say believe me oh my God fantastic believe me vagina yeah he's not a cat vagina we're having a [ __ ] grand old time okay and then this dude turns around and he's like oh I'm dozing off like I turn around and look at him and he's like he's like falling asleep okay and I'm super convinced I'm like oh poor Austin he probably only got 10 hours of sleep and he needs a solid 12. so he wants to go to sleep right now I'm like Austin if you want to go to sleep it's okay you can leave like you can leave the community it's fine like you know they love you but this is by the way after three and a half hours of a one-hour video okay I'm just saying you love it and uh you know I guess maybe you were maybe you don't love it as much as uh you know the the valkyrie event where you can take photos of the fans but it's fine you don't want my community what can I say so so you are falling asleep and I think oh okay like you know Austin uh yeah go to sleep is fine he leaves next morning we find out this [ __ ] lied and actually went straight to a bar dude that is not true this is so true I went to the Hotel bar okay right after and then he's right after how many I had a few drinks yeah he he also lied about that too he was like yeah I was just there for like you know just like 10 minutes not there for 10 minutes for hours okay no I was there for four drinking free drinks at 45 minutes the bartender loved him so much he was like feeding him out the bartender was really nice we hit it off and he gave me a few drinks for free and the reason I did that Ray is because is because I was tired and my sleep schedule was messed up and I needed something to really send me in over there no I think it makes sense I needed a night cap and so I went to the bar and I had a few drinks okay and I don't think that's really unnecessary yeah yeah he's hunting my keeper yeah I'm sorry in the Discord you wrote is London twink Central that's what I'm hearing no no no no no I said I did say that but that was that was in response to somebody saying London is Swing Central it has no interest to me though that was not it's not what I'm here for I'm here for business yeah he looks the other way when he sees a twink walking down absolutely I'm I'm not they've even come up to me oh my God oh my God ostrich show I said no I'm here for business strictly professional that's that's never happened what are you saying oh my God it's you that's what they say I heard it yeah she heard it last night you know like aren't you in The Walking Dead yeah oh yeah you're that sheriff man he's Hassan is a liar who do you believe who do you believe exactly you're gonna look back at this and you're gonna be like Beatles and then valkray wow look at that look at that John Lennon was looking at well the eye wasn't there in 1969 but I can tell you Big Ben was and you know what actually that building right there looks like it wasn't there either so you could get a perfect view of the River Thames in Parliament and that's what John Lennon and Paul McCartney the river at times is disgusting so and one of them it was even more gross yeah it was even more gross back then it was like extra toxic you couldn't even it had a [ __ ] scent to it which it still kind of does yeah um God I hate London there's eight days out of the Year where like yeah because Birmingham is like the Tampa Florida of London of England okay and then London itself is like Ohio right it's not it's better than Ohio the entire country's Ohio pretty much do you like the UK um rated out of 10 right now out of ten yeah uh three well okay done anything touristy at all that's not true we had a high tea earlier you got beef wellington at the region I like the mushrooms more than the beef wellington there oh my God we gotta talk about that that's true talk about it okay so we go to afternoon tea and I thought to myself like afternoon tea afternoon Schmidt I'm getting me some [ __ ] Beef Wellington I put my foot through that goddamn door I went and I bought a [ __ ] suit which doesn't even fit me as you can tell okay stuck me with the [ __ ] bill no I bought my own suit he's lying no but he's liar he's liar that's the other thing I was gonna talk about wait you stole my credit card no but I've been charging your name no you haven't the entire time oh no you haven't uh so Austin booked my room no you haven't and he does it because he gets a lot of points out no that's not true okay and usually I put down my credit card but this time for some weird reason they didn't put down my credit card wait for the second because we checked in together no so no the room is still under his name no and the entire time I've been getting like goodies all the perks that he gets is like this what are you like uh like a Halcyon member or something like the top of Marriott ambassador he's a Marriott Ambassador level uh member right so when you're apparently a Marriott Ambassador level member when you go to like different hotels that are under the Marriott umbrella they literally suck and [ __ ] you okay they basically they you know those like mint on the pillow [ __ ] that your parents used to talk when they go to hotels like this shit's on that like they give you cupcakes which yeah this guy this guy is getting all my perks they think that I'm him yes they think that they think that I'm in him so they're sending me like every time I order room service they write like a well thought out well-crafted note like Mr show thank you so much for your stay and ordering this delicious club sandwich for us at 3 A.M in the morning your your Patron is just wonderful and appreciated uh you know Patricia the manager like literally like they're signing it there's like a lipstick she kisses sends it over to me like I I come back to the hotel room there's cupcakes in my room every [ __ ] time yeah I told this to him and he's like where the [ __ ] are Mike yeah I didn't get any cupcakes I didn't get a handwritten letter I didn't get a thank you for your loyalty I didn't get anything and now apparently I'm finding out Ray hahaha yeah I've been charging I've been charged for all his room expenses yeah are you doing doing this to Austin what happened but Hassan doesn't know it's absolutely not true because I I took his card and inserted it into the machine and charged it I don't know I absolutely I'm saying Mr show every time they talk to me it's because I booked I booked the resume your card is on the right direction they just don't care about you I don't think you're right they don't care because you're not a loyal Marriott I'm not but I hit all the perks so it don't matter to me yeah but you're paying for your room let's be clear stole my credit card I know we'll see about that I'm so proud how's your experience been well all I need to do is because they called me uh you know Mr show all I need to do is literally put your room number down when I eat downstairs don't you dare which I've been doing no no you have not yes you have not yet what's my room number yes I'm not gonna say it what was wait why say it uh four two four [ __ ] you'll have to you have to bleep that out actually wait this isn't coming yeah it's not going out oh [ __ ] [Laughter] when I go there I'm like I'm so gay by the way oh God do that I've actually legitimately upset Ray I'm gonna go complain at the desk I'm gonna say an unauthorized user has been charging and mistake I'm actually legitimately gonna do it I walk over I walk over I'm like hello I missed her show and I'm gay that's typically how I speak right this is abusive isn't it where are the twins I'm trying to figure out where all this like underlying resentment has come from he's a foe I am pride month is coming up don't get me [ __ ] started it's it's like when tensions are hot on the South China Sea right when there's military drills that's like pride month for him so he the tensions are rising he's got a ramp up I'm circling the wagon yeah he's got to ramp up you got the carriers and hate hatred towards gay people no politics podcast sorry we don't do Politics on the podcast all right awesome sexuality is politics Yeah well yeah he's talking about the China Sea that's oh [ __ ] no no that wasn't that was a record sexuality is also politics yeah which is what we don't talk about none of that stuff we're in English we don't have time for that though gay [ __ ] yeah well you actually are so different oh that's like jet lagged Hassan no this is how I am in the real uh World Austin's been talking about this for the longest time by the way I'm sick and tired of me being called the diva oh you're both Divas let's be real okay who's more of a diva stop you can't lie I'm not gonna and it's definitely Austin that's okay okay tell me how Austin is booking all of these things and he's late to every single event yes no speak on it yes to high tea okay you booked right that was my book well we were supposedly every Uber no even before then this morning oh no this morning Austin's like all right guys like I guess we gotta go grab like clothes before we go to high tea because we have this dress code I'm like okay I wake up late I'm like later than everybody else I'm like [ __ ] I'm so I'm gonna be so late I come downstairs they're already having breakfast losses like yeah sorry you can't get breakfast because like you know we ordered it first whatever and we don't have enough time I'm like okay that's fine these [ __ ] didn't get breakfast for another like 40 minutes and then they were the reason why we were late to high tea I don't know how it's even possible that you were ahead of everyone in the schedule and you're the one who's constantly like all right 4 30 we're gonna be in the cab okay and then at 4 25 we're downstairs look where the [ __ ] sausage he's like oh hold on I'm in the loo no we would have been on time had there not been a protest in central London and a transphobic protest no the Turning Point USA was a UK was a different protest I think okay so there was a protest in central London and I ran to the Ritz on foot to make sure that we could get there 15 minutes late I had to really convince okay but like we didn't have to be late okay early without punctuality aside who's a bigger Diva still you I think Austin okay being late is not Diva yes it is what what else is doing behavior that I've done on this trip because I I think what happened in the Uber today can we get some [ __ ] air in here [Music] hey what's going on today where's the [ __ ] AC okay I did not say it like that she's paraphrased it was literally on camera it's going to be reflected in the wall God okay I did I did I did have a little bit of a [ __ ] he was having a rough morning I was having a rough morning because I was frustrated because I had to buy this suit last minute because Sean forced me to do it okay see right he forces me to Barse he forces me to buy the suit you know what I should be forcing you I'm gonna Force you off this [ __ ] roof what are you wearing right now okay what are you wearing right now look I only brought it show the [ __ ] camera March is this is this on camera he's wearing Nike ankle socks with his [ __ ] loafers man I'm about to lose my goddamn mind I'm about to lose my [ __ ] mind I told him stop doing this look I would have never worn these the only reason I wore them is because I only brought ankle socks because I wasn't expecting yeah I mean this was a last minute why do you only own ankle socks because I can't afford another socks because he's busy buying stuff for you yeah I'm milking him okay we need to talk more about him about how he's high maintenance talk about how he's high maintenance because it's not feminist I'm not it's not fair where do we even begin let's start with how a Hassan has to stream every single day yeah regardless of what other obligations there may be oh that's called being a hard worker and loving your fan base and serving them and he's rude to Frontline workers what that's a lie he is so incredibly Give an example oh this morning we were at breakfast um that's ridiculous thank God this wasn't on camera I talked to people in the exact same way that I would talk to them as though they are my friends which is rude no no it's because I would take an overly polite tone that's it I I have a very conversational tone he does have a question yeah I just I just talked to people that are serving me not like they're serving me but instead like I know them so I I'll just sometimes come across as conversational and you are you know to the uninitiated that is like whoa what the [ __ ] that's weird with his Instagram voice this morning oh you're you're busting out all the big guns and you started it first with his Instagram voice turns on his Instagram boys screaming in the background um I was I was tired I just wanted I was up and so he's like yo can I get an Americano and like no one make the milk cold that's not what I said no warm milk no okay you're exaggerating I know you guys heat it up I said can I get it with cold milk I know you guys love to heat it up yeah but that's what I said but don't do it but don't and then he went like no I didn't do that I would never do that don't and then he proceeded to say yeah I got a [ __ ] job yeah that's what he said I got him and I beat his ass he's dead now I killed him the son also killed another guy um yeah that was serving us the beef wellington oh he um asked for a Diet Coke oh and the guy comes and he wants to pour the coke into a glass and Hassan's like no I will [ __ ] kill you if you pour the coke into that glass okay yeah that's ridiculous that sounds like it and the guy was like no we can't have the bottle on the table okay that part is actually true I did say I I hate I hate drinking out of like a glass because like when you pour it into the glass and the glass has like ice in it it automatically takes away the carbonation like it's a pet peeve of mine it's a little autistic it's whatever this is insane important to me but of course like it's actually easy it's easily avoidable problem where I just like whenever they bring a glass I'm like hey I don't need the glass thank you so much I'll just drink out of the bottle so that's what I said to him and you're amazing then the guy was like I can't put it down we can't put the glass on table and you're like fine no I said oh okay it's fine and then he complained no I did not do any of those things I would never do any of those things but you did you did think it was stupid I did give you a diva point in my head for that for sure see Diva Behavior yeah I'm trying to think of another Diva thing I brought you into the beef wellington journey and this is how you repay me that's insane ends up being willing to so bad you should have went Marsh yeah you know what March you should have came and yeah you should have been not this ungrateful demon okay sat there who sat there we by the way we had to wait for like an hour for the people in the comment because like apparently because evidently they have to cook it no they have to do like a ceremony in the background or some [ __ ] um and she literally won didn't anything [ __ ] out her pastry crust at all which I was like what the [ __ ] are you doing I was so full I didn't know we were gonna eat cheese well she wasn't even full you want to know why she's not full because she kept eating the [ __ ] side mushrooms and the mashed potatoes I mean if it taste better yeah I was like what are you doing try the beef wellington we just got done eating high tea little snackies and then I'm pulled into this Beef Wellington Restaurant which Hassan like begged the waiters to give him a room or a table for that's true I did I didn't even which was also ridiculous that was wild actually the service to be kind of like hoity-toity although they did laugh at my suit somebody laughed at my suit I mean look at my suit I love this color on you yeah it's great I mean but you look great some people say that some people say that okay who you you guys yeah we are some people Marsh I think I unplugged my mic no I didn't is it okay oh my God that is insane how is that even possible are we okay how are you physically doing this are we good test oh yeah we should be careful because I may all right anyway we're good but I was surprised right the service is actually yeah it turns out like they don't just wear the penguin suits for no reason they're like bro they're they are insane over there that the Ritz like honestly I mean the food was mid as [ __ ] here I'll give you my review right now okay I give you my review of The Ritz first of all I walk in and the lady in the most like in the most his almost hysterical fashion was like no no I'm like what she's like you don't have a toy and it made me feel like I was you know I was like doing something wrong for being in the presence of the afternoon tea crowd without a [ __ ] tie even though I'm wearing a goddamn three piece so she sends my ass back to the code check I have to go there they have an entire like deck of ties okay they they pull it out they're like so which kind of toy would you like uh we have a Navy we have black and uh he's um yeah he's a pompadour and he's a he's a bow tie if he would like a bow tie like they had so many different [ __ ] ties in there I picked the black one I come back I sit down everyone is like dressed like a like a commander from a video game or something yeah yeah like the the door guys like the the Bell pops is that what they're called they're not even like uh Bell hops like like young uh younger uh people they're like you know 80 [ __ ] years old wearing these like crazy yeah uh their life yeah they're they're I guess they're paid well I don't know oh they must be so very well compensated they're they're everyone's looking crazy everyone's got the penguin fits on and [ __ ] we sit the [ __ ] down I'm thinking I can get Beef Wellington there I was wrong there's no beef wellington there they're only serving [ __ ] little sandwiches that's what high tea is it was a set menu one side of the menu was a bunch of different teas and the other side it shows you what you get yeah which is like little croissants like pastries a little sandwiches yeah I'll be honest though but like how how extravagant can a uh like a tomato sandwich be I don't know but I'll tell you something I can tell you it's an egg salad sandwich it was shitty what do you expect first of all how dare you Exile sandwiches are incredible in Japan that's all I consume yeah I'm an egg sandwich the egg salad sandwich it depends on a whole new level though yeah that's like compared peewee football to like the NFL it's not I'm just saying I love egg salad sandwiches and I thought the the Ritz would be a a banger you know what I mean and it was not it was mid as [ __ ] I will let you know like half of the sandwiches in the variety pack that they give you were not good we are probably now banned from the Ritz there's no way we're ever gonna be able to go to the Ritz I won't be going back I will be wearing a funny disguise next time I go there anyway so you will never be able to catch me I'm gonna wear like uh glasses and a mustache fake nose and a Mona cool dude you're six eight yeah the guy that didn't have a tie two years ago I'm gonna be like I'm so Barnacle so the Barnacle ball to be the third and they're gonna turn you around yeah they're gonna be like oh my God overall your experience is very good she loved it I just I just don't like the little rules you know like the little you have to wear things I had to Google what can I wear to high tea we're from the wrong generation yeah that's what they had to do about well everyone there was like 85 years old everyone was very old I read something online they were they were they were uh yeah they were saying I was reading about the uh the history and they were very proud that they were the first ever get this the first ever location to allow women to eat unchaperoned that's why Austin tried not to go there because he hates women he was like what I don't want this woke nonsense that's what he said that is that's interesting though when you asked to eat the beef wellington they said it's a minimum only you had had two people right to get a table yep two people yeah yeah so we couldn't like get everyone to go yeah even though the table was the table was big enough for five people but they only had yeah they only had two chairs only two chairs set up right I think it's because they have it like no no I think they allotted by uh they allotted by like what availability they have for food oh that makes a prefix menu usually yeah um it makes sense I mean everyone was like celebrating their 65th anniversary over there sitting there waiting no food in front of us for like an hour and 30 minutes waiting for this [ __ ] Beef Wellington and then she doesn't even eat to be Wellington she starts eating the [ __ ] side dishes yeah people have been like a gremlin they're really good people side dishes people saved their whole life time to eat there and Hassan just rolls in like it's a [ __ ] another Saturday I only spent 180 euros and then I gave an extra additional gratuity tip no way there's no way that was only 180 pounds I ordered for like a couple of [ __ ] sandwiches [ __ ] I am going to actually when I go back to the hotel no I'm gonna go back to the hotel and I'm gonna go to the front desk I kid you not I'm gonna say there seems to be some sort of mistake no no no no no no they're gonna kick me out they're gonna I'm gonna say there seems to be some sort of mistake this credit card should have actually been to cover both of our rooms and see what they do you should do that I'm gonna see what happens you should Vlog it Mark you won't even feel I I'm gonna you should do it dude if you if you pull some [ __ ] fast [ __ ] I will literally assume your identity so fast you'd be like Jason Bourne oh wait wait I would literally walk up there and be like uh excuse me I missed her show this man is he won't even know he's gonna get it for the Zelda or something oh well playing with his DS playing with this what are you 80. jerking off to Zelda porn like he does okay that was Private dude he definitely does that okay in 2019. yeah he tweeted that that's the last time I I jerked off the video game porn not Zelda porn yeah no I'm never exactly you wanted to bring Zelda to the high tea today yeah he did he really did he really did I think he's more high maintenance than I am right no no I'm just like a kid that's it I'm like a big ass kid but look the only I've never really I will say that that air conditioning moment I might have seen you because it's only like everything that's different you have like a lot of expectations out of everything that is not you complain more than I do and I love complaining that's not true God is the king of complaining thank you I get the job done and I'm there on time just like Circa was supposed to be on the podcast way to get that job done [ __ ] putts you one one [ __ ] time one time I mean look all jokes this is a pretty big time for you to miss the podcast this is probably like the first in my career where I've like overslept ever and uh usually I'm the responsible one uh and uh I will not be shifting blame to Austin that was just for jokes self-development no progress I'm proud of you I'm [ __ ] on him obviously it's my [ __ ] fault I I overslept uh even though you know blackout curtains also no oh my gosh but no place that we had set up version podcast I'm the one who's booking everybody yeah I mean I feel like I'm not getting enough credit for booking this I'm sorry you said booking everybody where are the UK guests well yeah that's why I [ __ ] up I couldn't do it and I had to book Rey I did I had to book Ray I said please please would you come on the podcast that's how I went he said yeah I said pretty please and she said absolutely free I'll do it for you Austin I said you know what Austin says you're gay I will thank you thank you see this is what see being gay adds value to your life Ray he hates women that's why he's not gay because I I love women bodies you don't even kiss you have sex with women he's sick you literally only think women as objects that's all he exclusively about women too Austin maybe you know what maybe I will yeah exactly he would do it for he would do it for attention like a cutie who was giving him attention he would play the role he would straight bait I do I do I do I do I like to straight bait a little bit stubs from you know what do you mean like where do you think that derives someone like why why do you like straight baby I like attention yes it's the same principle behind why he came to your women in Envy's only event I'm glad he came regardless now that's different that's different I was there to support you Ray thank you yeah you met some fans you forged some signatures and you know you passed your time I did feel a little uncomfortable that they had the personalized valkray like signature thing and people were asking me to sign it yeah yeah I did I was like this is very out of line come on and I was like come on it was weird because they brought the same one to me to actually my name was already on it Austin's name was on it and then there's two forged Valkyrie signatures yeah Marshall oh wait you forged one as well Marsh yeah Marsh Forge one yeah they both looked identical to me yeah but they did look good were you like I already signed up I was like did they like try to sign my signature because they missed it was it was strange yeah but it was me and I don't know it was awesome yeah he it wasn't enough that he was designing all of the [ __ ] panels he had to sign your signature too on some of them Marsh what are we at right now time wise okay 15 minutes yeah we're we're well we're gonna do uh we're after this now that we're done with the we're doing pretty good though right guys we're gonna move on I thought it was two hours already yeah we'll do a little bit more okay all right we'll cut this part out no no we'll cut this part out where I'm asking for time this is bad yeah it's like it's like a well anyway um so what's next what's after the UK Lads where are you going what's the plan I'm [ __ ] staying home and never leaving home ever even though I've punched on you and I do actually have we're going to New York yeah Ray and I are going to New York I'm not going to New York um you guys have fun no Hassan and I are going it's not needs to come to New York I'm not coming tonight he needs to come to New York with us because then we could do another podcast I I feel like wouldn't that be awesome if we all went to New York and we could we we our guests fell through and then you had to come on please don't come for the record I'm not coming so don't worry uh I will fulfill that uh easily um for the record we could have booked guests on this podcast there are plenty of people that we could have gotten I wanted to do a personal episode because we have a lot of grief and a lot of drama to address which we have so far uh Austin being a diva we can do that in L.A refusing to but it's fun it's more fun when we do it in the background with this gray ass [ __ ] London afternoon it is Iconic John Lennon looked that way yeah well you're looking through the eyes like a barrel of a gun too I'm not gonna do that that is [ __ ] up he did not it shot him in the heart it's different okay well I mean he I'm sure he saw the barrel of the gun it was it was that's a that's sick you're disgusting right in the place how disrespectful he's gonna he's gonna haunt you yeah he's gonna do it I'm John Leonard sounds like this it's even more annoying than you said previously I'm the lead singer The Beatles Ray and I are going to New York together have fun and we can't talk about it we can't say it but it's going to be very exciting have fun uh doubt it we're gonna be on the cover of Vogue um I'm kidding I'm kidding wait aren't you Vogue valkray I am great that's right it's me that's right are you gonna be on like a cover or something can you tell us about that no it's already come out [Music] but he's also a hater woman that's why he [ __ ] it up no that's not true yeah Valkyrie that's why he's gay that was I'm such awesome you can call me Rachel oh yeah we're besties now Oh I thought that was an insult for a second I was like oh my God I was like huh I can call you Rachel yeah my government that is amazing wow I'm so this is leaked such a [ __ ] privilege my name was Lisa I just want to say I'm honored by the way how does it feel that you're the queen of England what oh [ __ ] she's the queen of England screw the coronation of the king of England it's the Queen of England that's why we were here the coronation of alcohol I think this is one of your gayest qualities when you gas up your your lady friends yeah I love it yeah you need to start saying the f word more though I I know because you say it all the time no he's lying you said it literally downstairs only when I'm asking for a cigarette oh that's how you say it out here that's right that's right I I just wanted to you know I wanted to be a part of the culture so you have said it the words have come out no not in that context yeah the word we're talking about is maggot but with another letter in front yes and he says it all the time I do not he said literally nonsense why does everyone lie about this you are both liars I've learned a lot about you guys Hassan keeps saying it and nobody backs him up yeah he just calls me in every day I get a I got a phone call this morning he's like hello this is a front desk and then they said it that's what he said he it was it was insane right so rude someone's gonna believe that yeah oh God that was my wake-up call this morning yeah that was my wake-up call yeah he was rock hard yeah [ __ ] I love that yeah yeah it was amazing it was it was like are you wearing a cross right now by any chance oh my God okay that is that right I don't believe him why do you say when a guy wears a cross it's also okay can you talk about your new fetish oh really loud oh God yeah are we allowed yeah sure he's a birthing fetish no that is not okay now I'm sorry what nothing it was a twink with a son no that is yes he texted it to me the other day he's like a family I do own a father he said he was a daddy no he didn't say I want to be a father he said I saw this hot guy and he had a kid and I was like wow it's funny because last week we were talking about this and I was just like yeah for like the first five years I'm not gonna be around like I'm gonna have a kid and then in my defense the kids are boring for the first two years right this was a hot twink dad to take care of the kids yeah oh kids are a little boring for the first two years boring they're not like some entertainment item Austin well no look I would I'll be right kids are no content yeah I I would be I'll be in the picture for the first few years I'll be there wait no they do content their first words the first time they walk first few steps boring I can say so many [ __ ] words I can walk pretty easily get a new hobby okay get better at a skill develop a skill yeah well you know look I I've I I'm gonna be a great father I think between the two of us I'm gonna actually be there okay he's gonna be streaming all the time since when is this happening look Hassan I'm not your typing you're yeah who would be the better dad out of YouTube it's not me are you is that even a question I don't know I generally I think Austin's right I don't think you'll be there yeah he's gonna forget that he has a kid and like leave them at the park or something incredible father I am an incredible father I would be the father you're gonna sleep through your alarms steal the baby's credit card I've been alive for 32 years of my life and that's happened one time and now they never let me live it now Austin is late all the [ __ ] time when I have a when I have a child a child that I will be created in the eyes when your surrogate is literally in the emergency room delivering or in the [ __ ] you know operating theater whatever the [ __ ] they deliver babies right you were gonna be at the Abbey sucking on twink nipples okay look like a baby well look and the baby won't remember those that time I will be by the side of my surrogate yeah I'll be Hand in Hand by my surrogate hand inside of her wrapping the baby out guiding my child into the world all right I mean look my in my surrogate I I don't know who will you be my sir oh [ __ ] wait have I asked her that oh I ask you you asked what's she saying she said no she said [ __ ] no no Judy also has like the the vagina thing that like she can't even have sex normally wait I'm sorry what what is that she has a vagina issue from psychological trauma wow oh I didn't know we talk about cootie's vagina every episode I miss cutie Cinderella I do too she could she would have been here if she wasn't a [ __ ] coward she's afraid of flying yeah she's terrified understandably so it is not it's not no she's not my surrogate so Ray's gonna be my surrogate I'm gonna have to respectfully decline whatever it's a ridiculous thing to ask people what I think it's I think it's I'm asking all of our female against that they'll be your surrogate what the [ __ ] or inner co-host this is awesome that's why he's a bird he's a birthing fan it's the zero there's zero sexual part of this is beautiful it's natural yeah yeah would you guys watch out live first yeah I did I literally you watched the live version yes this week as a matter of fact shouts out to Kevin Gates uh he posted this was all over Twitter you guys are so offline you don't know anything anyway it's fine you are chronically online yes I am I am literally I'm like the the [ __ ] minority baby uh in Minority Report that's like sitting in that [ __ ] vat and like seeing the future that's me okay I'm I'm doing uh crime think I'm doing predictions on what's gonna happen Uh Kevin Gates uh famous rapper no kind of famous rapper kind of a weirdo uh he posted a birthing that was happening in a home uh for uh black maternal Health week I guess that's like Instagram allowed that to be uh a lot of the stay up because they I guess they think it's like technically medical uh stuff and it was like this lady who was uh posted up over her drawers with like like pushing out a child with like puppy pee pads underneath and I watched it wow yeah I I watched the whole thing that is it was terrifying beautiful and natural no it was [ __ ] terrifying so beautiful I've never seen a live birth and I I well like no like straight up see the baby coming out of the vagina let me tell you something there is nothing more beautiful than a woman giving birth I'm gonna throw this out Rachel why are you turning on me Rachel you can't keep rubbing off on me I guess yes clearly bullying Austin yeah you're starting to see the truth about Austin's uh mischievous and also women-hating now look now Hassan before we enter the paywall period of this podcast where we will admit that Austin is a misogynist well you have to tune in you have to pay to find out I'll talk about my vagina yeah right he's gonna behind the pain patreon.com fear end yep where Ray and I will be talking about yeah we'll be talking about our vaginas okay patreon.com okay now before we go that was on yo what's up I want to tell you something more iconic than this rooftop don't you have a confession or something I do this is not that rooftop I lied to you he straight up lied and told me at the beginning of this that he was lying this is not the Beatles rooftop that in the 1960s this is just a random Rooftop in London beetles at all and I knew that from the beginning this guy was on his phone telling his family wait you told your family he told his family he was on the phone oh it's literally like it's hard not to be homophobic it's hard it's hard not to be like hey how long were the she knew too I did I did no I'm so sorry I was an ally for 31 years of my life I started two years I got through the entire podcast we brought it up like multiple times and somebody's gonna be in the comment section and they're gonna they're gonna edit their comment because they finally found out that we were revealed it at the end of the podcast okay first and foremost I the worst part about it is that I don't give a [ __ ] about the Beatles so I'm just like hyping it up like uh because I think like you know maybe people will find it cool maybe my family will find it cool I don't give a [ __ ] about the Beatles dog yeah and he was telling everybody I don't even know like who the Beatles are they should have [ __ ] been we should have kept it going took like a photo made him tweets the iconic Beatles rooftop I hate you so much I hate you well I'm gonna beat it I'm gonna hate crime him behind the paywall stemming from now yeah do you get it she's a bad person this is the mischievous gay man who lied to you he is deceptive do not trust him anymore look I I you've made them homophones I do apologize you've made them home I do apologize I apologize to your family in the entire country apologize to the gay community now don't apologize Austin Get Wrecked yeah [ __ ] you get dupe yeah whatever Rachel says all right well what do you wanna what do you want to promote um oh yes that's [ __ ] she's just Valkyrie [ __ ] uh it's paywall time right guys yes patreon.com Austin [ __ ] and hate crimes you literally had to buy your own tickets I wanted I even offered myself to do something in twitchcon they're like now we're good that's insane why would they don't like me so you're doing a free meet and greet well I mean I I definitely just bulldozed yours you paid for your own twitchcon ticket and you're doing featured content creator [ __ ] that like they should at least like like contractually obligate you to do anti-piker make this a thread

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Length: 62min 38sec (3758 seconds)

Published: Tue May 16 2023