The following is a story from one of our unfortunate
writers: During the holidays I traveled back home to
see my mom for what I thought was going to be a fun break, but things turned a bit sour
one evening when she broke some important news to me. “The Earth is flat,” she announced, speaking
in a serious tone usually reserved for matters of life and death. “What on earth are you talking about?” I said to her. And again, she told me the planet was actually
flat and all these years we’ve been lied to. The fact is indisputable, she said, immutable,
incontestable, and she knew that because she’d been doing a lot of reading on the internet. Ok, I told her, state your case. This is how our conversation went. “Ok,” she said. “Firstly, you don’t know that I am wrong
because you have never observed the Earth as a whole. From where you stand anywhere on Earth the
world will seem flat to you. That’s a fact.” I peered out of the window. She was right about that. Things did look pretty flat out there. Was the entire world one big whopper? “So, that’s it,” I said, “just because
I can’t observe the entire thing, it must be flat?” “No,” she replied, “that’s just my
starting point. And stop smirking. This is deadly serious.” At that point an image flashed through my
mind of my mother surrounded by men in white coats coaxing her to take her daily medications. “Ok,” I said, “I haven’t personally
been up so high that I saw the spherical Earth. But other people have and they have seen the
Earth. You can actually see it rotating on its axis. We’ve measured the diameter of the thing
and that’s approximately 7,900 miles, or to most of the people living on this not-flat
Earth, 12,700 kilometers. There are images of this big ball, all over
the place.” “All lies,” she said. “Those books have been lying to you. The videos and photos have been manipulated.” She said the Earth is flat like in ancient
myths where a turtle carries it on its back, and what we observe in the sky is not what
we think. What encompasses Earth is actually a firmament
dome, she said. NASA has lied to us and is in on the conspiracy,
but that doesn’t mean all scientists know the truth, only that they too have bought
into this spherical nonsense. She said during the Cold War the conspiracy
got going and billions of dollars were spent on space exploration. “This money is still being wildly spent,
and you my son are paying taxes and funding this rubbish. People have been getting incredibly rich because
you take movies like Apollo 13 seriously.” “You’re telling me Tom Hanks is in on
the conspiracy?” “No,” she replied, “and don’t get
funny. You know what I mean.” “Ok,” I said. “I have one word to say to you. ‘SEASONS.’”. “Expand,” she said, trying to sound scholarly. “We have different seasons all over the
world, ergo, the sun’s rays are hitting different places and they are making places
hotter or colder. Those rays hit different parts of the Earth
and so when it’s winter in one place, it’s summer in another place. If the Earth were flat, all the Earth would
have the same season all at the same time. You don’t need to be a rocket scientist
to know this.” She told me that the sun just moves around
the flat Earth, so it hits certain places at certain times. She then went to get a plate out of the kitchen
and began moving an orange around it. She said the sun and the moon were the same
size, and she said the sun, that orange she was holding, rotates around the north pole
which is in the middle of the flat Earth. “But mom,” I said, “the sun is much
bigger than the moon and that is observable. That orange/plate thing doesn’t really mean
anything.” I also explained to her that if this theory
were true then New York and Los Angeles would see the sun set and rise at the same time,
which is not true. There is a time difference, so when it’s
evening in New York it’s afternoon in LA. How can that be? She told me I am an ignorant fool, but didn’t
answer my query. This was quite strong language for my mom. It seemed to me that all those hours she had
spent arguing online had made her quite intolerant to opposing ideas. Dare I say it, I was offended by her breach
of familial decorum. “Ok,” I said, once I’d unruffled my
feathers. “What’s at the edge of this flat world
and why don’t things just fall off?” She told me that surrounding the Earth is
a giant wall of ice and that is Antarctica. “Like Game of Thrones,” I said, laughing. “Should we fear the White Walkers?” “If you’re not going to take this seriously
I won’t explain further,” she said sternly. “Ok, go on.” She said the sun was in fact not millions
of miles away. She said it’s actually only about 32 miles
(52 km) in diameter and it hovers around the flat Earth about 3,000 miles (5,000 km) away. “It acts like a moving spotlight,” she
said, “so when it’s above you it’s light and when it goes away it’s dark. But it also moves closer to the North Pole
in the middle of the Earth at a gradual rate, and then it moves outwards towards the edge
of the world, and that’s why we have seasons. It’s that simple.” “The thing is mom, if you use this model
the sun would never set. You can actually watch scientists making a
model of your version of events. It doesn’t work according to how things
are down here.” “Moreover,” I told her, “during the
equinox the sun rises due east and sets due west everywhere on the planet except at the
poles. How could this be possible with your orange
and plate theory…sundials wouldn’t even work, which would have been bad for people
before we started using timepieces…Ok, please continue…you were also saying something
about a massive ice wall?” “Allow me to retort,” she said. She’s a big Quentin Tarantino fan. “What lies beyond the wall is the greatest
mystery to us all. We simply can’t get over it and it probably
protects us from something insidious. This walls holds in the oceans and it keeps
us from knowing what’s beyond. In fact, this year we plan to sail to the
wall in what will be one of the boldest missions humankind has ever undertaken.” “Ok, so who is going on that great voyage?” I asked her. She told me it’s headed by Flat Earth International,
a group she is now a card-carrying member of. “Mom,” I intoned, “I am very surprised
that there is this giant wall of ice around the world and so far no none, and I mean no
one, has ever photographed it.” She replied that we have seen great walls
of ice and that the rest of the border is made up of mountain ranges. That’s why we can’t just fall off the
edge of the world. “But why haven’t planes seen this edge,”
I asked her. She then went on about something called the
Pac-Man effect, and like in the game, when a plane reaches the edge it just teleports
back to the other edge. She admitted that this was only a current
theory, and, err, not the truth like everything else she had said. This was now new territory and those men in
white coats were suddenly becoming quite real to me. And what about gravity I asked her, to which
she said the whole thing is a hoax. Things just fall. She dropped that orange to prove her point,
and amid my utter astonishment at her simplicity in undermining years of science, I wondered
why on Earth she ever sent me to school. She said under this flat Earth there are magnets
and they pull the oceans and change sea levels. “Maybe we should talk about stars,” I
said. I told her that if we were on a flat Earth
we’d all see the same constellations in the night sky. In real life if you were at a certain latitude
you might see the Big Dipper, but if you were at another latitude that wouldn’t be visible. How’s that possible? Going back to ancient times astronomers saw
the changes in the constellations and they knew the Earth couldn’t be flat. How do people on different sides of the world
see different night skies? She told me when we travel we simply have
a different perspective, so that when we travel away from things they can become smaller and
then just disappear, but they are still there. That’s why we can see certain stars in certain
places. She said there is a “vanishing point" for
stars just like anything else we observe at a distance. “Mom,“ I said, “I admit that I don’t
quite understand that in this context, but I will just say that astronomers will tell
you that certain constellations appear in the night sky at certain locations. Your vanishing point theory doesn’t exactly
convince me.” “And let’s talk about the horizon when
we see things like ships float out to sea. They get farther away and appear to sink. We see less of the ship. Let’s say the water was very calm, if the
Earth was flat we’d see that ship go out for a long way and then it would disappear
over the horizon. Then let’s say we used an instrument to
magnify that object, and we might see it but see it seeming to sink. At some point it will disappear never mind
what instrument we are using because of the curvature of the Earth. If this place were flat with a good enough
telescope we should be able to see everything in front of us, but we cannot. Explain that my dearest mother.” “Look son, it’s all about perspective
and light refraction. The object is not going over the horizon,
you just think it is.” “Weird,” I said, “since it’s been
scientifically proven.” She had one word for that: “Liars!” “Ok, so why if other objects in space are
obviously not flat, how come we live on a flat object… Hope you have a reasonable answer to this
one.” “There is no reason my child. Just look around you. That TV is rectangular, but the clock is round. The Earth is just different just as all things
have certain shapes.” “Well, mom, I admire your deductive reasoning,
and I hope one day I’ll see my first square bird swim through a dessert of marshmallow
sand…’cos hey, there are no rules in this universe.” “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,” she
replied angrily. “But the highest form of intelligence,”
I quipped, quoting Oscar Wilde. I then told her something else. I brought up a flight from Sydney to Santiago,
Chile. This 7000 mile flight takes roughly 12 hours. If the Earth were flat it would take much,
much longer. You can actually go online and track this
flight. Is everyone lying about the flight time? On a flat Earth map you can measure the distance
and calculate how long it would take, and it’s been done, and it’s far longer than
if the world was a sphere. She just shook her head at that. “Ok,” she then said, “So if the plane
is flying around the Earth’s curvature then surely it wouldn’t be horizontal all the
time. So, how come if you take a spirit level on
a plane it shows it is horizontal most of the time. If you attached the world’s smallest spirit
level to the back of a housefly and told it to fly around a beach ball that level would
not read flat.” “Mom, that incredibly simplistic example
has convinced me that we undoubtedly cannot share the same DNA. Let me just say that the Earth is not a beachball
and a plane is not a fly. I hope that’s clear to you.” She looked down at me, like I was the idiot. I told her that planes lift into the air with
their wings and this enables them to fly, which I thought was pretty obvious. Once up in the sky the pilot doesn’t have
to make many adjustments to stay at a certain altitude. He might adjust the plane when he wants to
reduce altitude but this is very incremental. It’s the same thing when you are travelling
down what looks like a long straight-ish road. You might be moving to the left but it’s
so slight only a very minor turning of the wheel over some period of time has to be done. “Imagine a housefly flying over New York,
does it keep having to go on a downward trajectory to get where it wants to go?” “Exactly!” she screamed. “That just proves my point.” I had to sit down for a second and hold my
head in my hands. It wasn’t funny anymore. I was no longer having a good time. She was totally impervious to the most basic
reasoning. “Ok, let’s get back to the absurd stuff
mom because that’s at least amusing, and I am talking about the great ice wall that
no man has ever breached. You have to wonder why a plane can’t get
over this wall, because there are plenty of aerial photographs of Antarctica taken from
planes (Image: Antarctica Sightseeing Flights https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/antarctica-day-tour/index.html)
“Well,” she said, maybe they just don’t want us to know what’s out there so no plane
is allowed to go that far. If it did, it would Pac-Man back like I already
told you. But we will get to the edge of the world,
and that’s why we are going to sail there on the great Flat Earth expedition.” “Ok, and you do know that the ship they
will be sailing on will use navigational instruments that were designed on the scienfitic basis
of the curvature of the Earth? Like, if the Earth were flat you could just
use three satellites and be on your way. But because it’s spherical you need satellites
on the other side of the Earth. You do understand that, don’t you?” She scowled at me, but then that turned to
a smug smile. “You’ll see, we’ll get there, and all
you deniers will be in awe at what we have achieved.” “Wait a minute,” I said, and I went into
the kitchen. I came back and passed her a plastic cake
knife that we never use. “You might need this,” I said, “It’s
dragonglass.” “That’s just a made up story,” she said. “I know,” I told her. “Let that sink in.” We think after that you need some more conspiracies
to get your teeth stuck into, so watch the video “Is There Evidence That Aliens Did
Come To Roswell?” or “What You Didn't Know About the Bermuda Triangle.” And make a sure you leave a comment about
your experience with Flat Earthers! Thanks for watching, see you next time!
Is that a kurzgesagt video?
It's unfortunate because there are only so many facts and points you can bring up to a flat earther, eventually you'll run out because infinite points for an argument don't exist.
Earth being round is proven through very hard-evidence but flat earthers choose to ignore it, then people run out of points and now it's "blindly defending the globe"
This whole fucking thing is just another way to feel better about yourself by saying "im right you're wrong"
A bit on the nose, ya?
I like how the north pole is on the icewall instead of in the center on the flerf map.
I got banned from r/levelmania bc i crossposted this xP
At end he mentioned Santiago flight,it debunks flat Earth. How did he know that? His mom haven't showered him flat Earth map?He didn't did any research before?
Odd to me
P.S I believe Earth is round