Who Will Be The RICHEST Kid! - Onyx Kids

onyx kid yeah all right i can finally get a soda or something whoa for a second there i thought i lost my dollar bill dollar bill dollar bill i i didn't did i say dollar bill i met my friend bill you have no friend phil how do you know something x it's mine it's my trailer it's mine oh oh oh no no it's mine it's mine it's not it's mine now with ice cream a can of soda no some water but that's unlikely i can't wait to spend this one dollar fill up simulator thanks for the dollar silo hey give it back got the dollar bill and that is mine thank you very much thank you very much stop interrupting me i want the dollar thank you very much you see everybody around here is chasing the money but no i'm gonna hide the money so nobody can steal it from me okay [Music] see money and then when you want it you need to get the dollar because you know where it is see watch [Music] because you know where it is [Music] worth a dollar with a dollar we're gonna buy one dollar lip gloss with it oh i can't believe that you buried the dollar great job sinead no we can't find it anymore maybe the aliens will find in like 3 000 years but that's unlikely like have you thought of putting it in a wallet look guys it seems like a good idea at the time is it found it yeah i got it why do you need the dollar more than i need the dollar well well i i'm only asking because the reason why i need it more than you who's gonna spend it on some toy at the dollar store there's an old lady that needs a dollar just a homeless old lady and she's she's um she's i thought you were just gonna spend it on one dollar lip gloss for the old lady she's um back she don't need that she need food she's over there in the trees and she's all she's moaning about her lips and all this yeah she see no old lady yes no well no look look i'm gonna look at her i don't get her oh my gosh she's right here oh oh my lips are so chapped i need someone on lip gloss exactly one dollar oh my lips oh i need i need some lip gloss well the reason why i need it is to stay for my savings for college really one dollar every dollar counts oh please i have a reason that is less selfish i want to give to the puppy shelter the puppy puppy shelter are you into animals it's forever hey hey there's the owner of the puppy shoulder right there what hey greta i think [Music] that's all right [Music] [Music] [Applause] so the puppies are invisible man i just want this dollar you know what i want dollar why do you think that you deserve the dollar you know i haven't opened up to this to anyone yet and it's a heartbreaking story well here it goes so i knew this guy we knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy that went to the dollar store and wanted to buy some balloons for his son's birthday but he only needed like one dollar he forgot to bring his wallet and he told this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew me to get a dollar for him and i was like oh sure i know what a dollar is so i was switching all over the playground i traveled the seven seas i traveled all around the earth to find one dollar bill i finally found it but if i don't give this dollar bill to the father the son won't have any balloons and balloons with his favorite part of his birthday honestly wait wait i might know what's his name um ethan no not even no you get this dollar to ethan now go what are you waiting for go wait a minute ethan moved to london and became a self-made millionaire don't you remember maybe we should just split it four ways yeah we're just like spreading out some candy or something yeah hello excuse me good day sir i don't need to be in the hands of sticky children i deserve to be in the hands of the wealthy so please cast me away well we don't need you come on guys let's go boujie much [Music] salad oh my lips i love my lips are you guys convinced now time to watch some tv now where is that remote maybe i could watch some did tm oh wait that's on youtube all right maybe i can watch some fgtv wait that's also on youtube huh all right all in all i'll just watch some other ones out yeah wait that's on youtube why am i watching tv oh there's a remote do not touch as in do not touch the couch all right i will not touch the couch oh yeah [Music] it's not turning on [Music] where am i am i in some kind of television show one more blah blah blah baby ball settle down now how many of you played a musical instrument before is mayonnaise an instrument no patty mayonnaise is not an instrument i'm dreaming i have to be dreaming i'm so bored maybe i should watch some tv okay you football fans it is now time for the halftime show um i'm not supposed to be here just play your instruments [Music] let's see if shiloh got what it takes to become the next throat we're going on a trip and our favorite rocket ship going through the stars little stars flame come on let's go little einstein welcome back to real housewives of antarctica oh no my mom's show i can't believe you can be so mean i i can't with you like fight fight fight fight fight fight i don't even know where i am where am i going to chef mate oh that's the worst cook i've eaten my life what do you mean i love ward and gamsy what are you tell me what you are i'm confused huh this is new in west california born and raised in playground is where he spent most of his days sometimes when he's on the computer chilling out max now in with a ball and that's where he gets all the trouble started we had a couple of guys who were up to no good all because child couldn't throw well he got in one little fight and now he's gonna get jumped if he doesn't three [Music] i will never watch tv ever again that just goes to show you tb roster brain kids what are you doing i told you we're british [Music] good afternoon and you called for maid service no no matilda how many times we'll have to tell you the plan we've come in there pretending we're british maids and then we rob them of their gold in whatever valuables they have and then whisk a douche i i don't know maybe french is a little more appealing i don't know because you're dressed like a frenchman no you're not sorry bridgette um excuse me we are who serves brown spotted apples what i can't believe i took a bite i'm a brown spotted apple seriously that's just gross okay okay but we are as amazed here to clean your house get every brown spot we're in [Music] so keep it away from the maids don't forget to check if the gold is still in the super duper secret top secret classified unrevealed undisclosed unpublished untold unknown [Music] [Music] not to be made to the um public safe okay charles okay matilda obviously that sounds very valuable i'm gonna go get it you stay here pretend to clean me hey hey what's your name bridget bridget you wanna hear my three three-hour story of me eating the brown spot and apple i mean so i was in my workplace right and this girl named miranda you know um last name stings i think i don't know if dressing or sing la la mouth to check the gold la la la is very valuable i'm going kind of slow cause i'm small yeah so i'm going to go check the valuable gold in the safe super secret crocodile dundee all i gotta do is just follow that robot steal the treasure and me and bridget are out of here oh wow looks like i'm glitching again i'm so worthless ah here you know go do your your butler duties here you go and follow your master's plans [Music] crikey anyways she was like i'm gonna share with you my apples she gave me an apple it was good on the front on the back little did i know little did i know she was planning to ruin my taste buds okay there now resume to your task butler i'm off to do my duty gonna check the oh wait i forgot i can't reach the door it's too high i'm too short oh oh no problem it's no problem i mean i must go get a letter from my neighbor which is five miles away but it's no problem i can i can just unlock the door i'm gonna go get a ladder i'm right here ready and able to open the door for you so you can do your task that you're supposed to do as a butler to put away whatever you have to put away i'll never let you in see that's just not the worst of it that's what the worst of it i took another bite to make sure it was good why would you do that i don't know so i still had a frog face when i said we're not pressing any more mirandas we're not do you happen to have keys to a safe or anything like that yeah my bottom drawer to the left of my bed in my bedroom this all helps it'll help with your journey to heal i think it will i i'm gonna go um what happened to your british accent my wrist action you see i i was i was well i was comfortable talking now um you said you had another story um enough games robots somebody help i'm being held hostage we've been compromised compromise why i um i might have messed up my british accent and she the girl well she kind of noticed and she might be right now running around screaming in the neighborhood that you know the two two maids are in her house trying to you know rob her of her goals but you know what that's fine we just need to find the gold and get out of here before she comes back before her brother knows i'll never tell where's the safe would you be safe man we're the same yeah show this man uh you know what i didn't see nothing like i wasn't even here for the same man i could never tell the gold is to myself shiloh don't tell them that the safe is on the bottom left drawer don't tell them i am crying of secondhand embarrassment oh matilda we're gonna be rich what goldfish crackers every time jerry was pretending to fix our cabinets he would be eating our crackers instead so we need to keep it somewhere safe obviously yeah i i can't i can't i um all right let's see let's get ready yup oh my goodness this is gonna be the best computer ever what's the best computer ever oh that looks nice oh oh that's a nice computer [Music] oh nice computer did i tell you you can play on my brand new computer um we're siblings siblings always share my friend uh not really salsa besides i don't want you getting a virus on here i'll tell mom fine just don't break anything i promise you i won't break anything up please i just want to look up how to make toast [Music] warning warning all files are being deleted all video game data are being deleted all video game progress are being deleted everything is being deleted you know what get out get out i take it down now get down you are not welcome whatever man [Music] i'm so hungry i still don't know how to make toast oh what should i do sasha you do realize sasha that's very disrespectful to think that you gotta go on his computer when you really don't have to you know you always have your phone and stuff you know remember you know you gotta kind of respect your brother's face you know respect ref [Music] did you know that there's an opening for american angel idol i heard they're looking for people just like you you should go and try out yes i can finally quit being a shoulder counselor up up and away i mean yeah there is but she's gonna be against like 12 000 other angels and like she won't make it now about this computer your brother has don't you wanna you know search a little bit of toast maybe some baguettes you know maybe a little cinnamon buns look i know she dropped his hem me and all but i'm not like other girls okay i'm you okay i'm like your alto ego what better makeup i do not need help [Music] get look at him [Music] why just do my eyeshadow [Music] [Music] here oh finally the virus is gone [Music] remember the time that you told me that i can go on your computer when did i ever say that i have proof do text messages okay let me see i remember that meme remember that puppet meme uh sasa come on salsa come on it's okay okay oh we sent a picture it says you can use my computer but it's a little bit old it's from the 1970s from tom shayla i am hungry my stomach keeps on growling i'm going to starve if i can't look i'm out of mid toast [Music] fine fine but i'll be supervising you you better not get me a virus on this computer again yes oh thank you no no no no no no okay okay all right okay i won't let you down buddy okay all right so i'm gonna have to have to remember the advice what jerry said slow and in control [Music] yes i probably know how to toast bread thank you so much shiloh ah i can finally trust you all right free roblox [Music] women

Channel: Onyx Kids

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Length: 22min 12sec (1332 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 14 2019