Who Gives 2 Million Acres to an Owl? | James Gregory

i pronounce words about kids and they said i've got a generation now who don't worry too much about kids because they're into the animal rights stuff they're worrying about birds and bugs this is the generation that set aside two million acres in the pacific northwest for the spotted aisle are you happy about that [Applause] but brace yourself two million acres for an owl a bird a bird it's a bird it's a damn bird it's a and they tell you so oh they'll be on the laura keane show i'm just on the verge of tears oh larry larry there's just not very many of those islands left and i'm like i'm like so where's the last time you walked into a pet shop and said damn you're outta house it's a bird here's what finally sent me over the top of these people three years ago in california southern california los angeles area they stopped the the construction of a new highway project now get this 180 million dollars was total cost like a highway spur this big area here is congested the highway spur is going to relieve traffic this way got one one-third completed that 60 million of our money they spent tax dollars and abandoned the project when they realized that this new highway was going directly into the nesting area of the endangered long-tailed kangaroo rat a rat a damn rat i don't care what they call it fishing in your mind it's a rocket [Applause] every generation till this one for 400 years would see a rat go there's a rat kill it [Applause] these buffoons are jumping up and they're going to stop the highway stop the highway there's a rat in the road it's a damn rat they tell us that this rat needs 2 000 acres so it'll have room to make and you think i'm going to act like and british pretend that i'm some kind of pseudo intellectual and like oh yeah let me tell you something now as a layman as a layman a very simple-minded layman here's what i know when it comes to the human species two full sized adults can mate in the back seat of a honda civic [Music] you

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Length: 3min 59sec (239 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 09 2020