Whiplash - Give A Retard A Calculator Scene

[Applause] [Music] [Music] are you playing an instrument yet she started piano last week hey when you're a big college kid will you come play in my band would you like that do you like piano player excellent give me five maybe all right hey great to see you great [Music] listen up [ __ ] suckers hurry the [ __ ] up get your music irene only set one rhythm section out first tanner the kit is a [ __ ] tonal catastrophe get it in tune all right rhythm and soloist bar 45. we're going to pick up the tempo there all right bar 106 brass do not forget we sharp that ninth everybody remember lincoln center and it's ilk use these competitions to decide who they're interested in and who they're not and i am not going to have my reputation in that department tarnished by a bunch of [ __ ] limp dick sour note flattered on their girlfriend's flexible tempo [ __ ] got it one more thing eugene give me that if i ever find one of these lying around again i swear to [ __ ] god i will stop being so polite get the [ __ ] out of my sight before i demolish you stage right in order now i can still [ __ ] see you mini-me let's go hurry the [ __ ] up let's go the schaefer conservatory studio band [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] hold on for the second set he's dumb at the end of the day he wants a career as dumb as he is as long as fletcher's here there's a chance of getting put back in the band so why would jeff need to look at the music oh yeah it's right here why isn't it on you where's the folder you're joking right i have no no i literally no i i swear i just had it here two seconds ago no it's gotta be around here did you see it how could you be so [ __ ] stupid i know maybe a janitor came by or something a janitor yeah find the [ __ ] folders a [ __ ] janitor you're a dumb [ __ ] i dumb [ __ ] find the folder i'm sorry jesus [ __ ] christ where have you been uh we have an issue okay now is not the time i gave uh neiman the folder and neiman lost it and even lost it yeah yes the folder is your [ __ ] responsibility tanner why would you give it to neiman right you give a calculator to a [ __ ] [ __ ] he's gonna try to turn on a tv with it now get your sticks and get your ass on stage i i can't you can't i i i can't go on stage i don't know the charts uh by heart are you [ __ ] kidding me i did i you know this i need the music it's my memory i i need visual cues visual cues yes it's it's a medical medicine condition where you [ __ ] sanjay gupta play the goddamn music i can't i can you know whiplash by heart yes sir every measure all right well you better [ __ ] hope your memory doesn't fail you and i hope you play it a whole lot better than you did last month in rehearsal because i do not intend to start losing now get your sticks and get your [ __ ] ass on stage on stage [Music] [Music] so [Music] first place shaffer conservatory you

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Keywords: Whiplash, JK Simmons, Miles Teller, Oscar, Movie Scene, Movie 2014, Scene, Movie, Clip, Whip, Academy, Performance, Drums, Calculator

Id: xGzJGgQeSDE

Length: 6min 51sec (411 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 23 2020