When House Gets Shot | House M.D.

I'm going to the movies which one of you is house skinny brunette no that's dr. Cameron I'm skinny how do you know her name that was a patient of yours oh wow if you want to leave the chocolates downstairs shocking isn't it who'd want to hurt you I've done an LP and the most common reason to not do an LP is increased intracranial pressure he was shot by security trying to house where you house Cuddy lie down you've got to be in pain today today I'm on morphine why did she try to kill me I didn't did the gun thing might have been a mistake if I did kill he would have been over I need you to live so I see you suffer [Music] [Music] Zenith turn my stitches collapsed in the hall toy your stitches I remember I was there how's your gut it's hurting you shoot the guy who sold her the gun she locked herself in the garage and she started the car you shoot the guy who sold her a garage door opener your ass that is a bold position to take given that I shot you the shooting just makes you an idiot you're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in a flag like you did a good thing or an asset and a hypocrite you don't believe in rules you do whatever you think is right it's all I did you were my role model watch out getting crumbs on the flag I didn't commit to honor her I didn't commit to never lie to her well if you kept your mouth shut she'd be alive and you wouldn't be shot if you kept your pistols in your pants my fault she's dead I know it why can't you admit that it's maybe just a little bit yours too then maybe it's not just medical mistakes that screw things up here's how life works you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people not both working We Need to Talk get back to the ICU one cup to you why would a surgeon administer ken me who showed you your surgical file how do you know it's mine because your patient hasn't had surgery and you don't care about anybody else my anesthesia was almost non-existent and yet I wasn't awake for some reason somebody decided to put me in a dissociative coma instead of just putting me out there are plenty of reasons to use life I'll go beat the truth out of my surgeon gillich right [Music] it worked [Music] there's a clinic in Germany they've been treating chronic pain by inducing comas and letting the mind basically reboot itself there's about a 50% chance your pain will come back which of course means there is a 50% chance that it won't you had no right to heal you you messed with my brain why are you so upset are you experiencing any neurological symptoms dizziness tremors hallucinations no it's a point of principle we have been lucky you'll catch testicular cancer early it kills probably eroded some vessel yeah I know question is why I didn't think of it well eyes popping out is a rather odd presentation sack blowing up on the other hand if you could think of everything yourself you wouldn't need a team to annoy I screwed up some basic anatomy and I miss connecting a testicular explosion with a distich your problem figures anyway I would have done that before Cuddy messed with my brain she was trying to help you and it worked yeah I can run like the wind but I can't think this means I'm too old to become a professional athlete looks as if she's screwed me over the big time you don't want a healthy leg oh here we go if you've got a good life if you're healthy you've got no reason to no reason to hate life well here's the flaw in your argument if I enjoy eating life I don't hate life and joy I didn't say it was rational HIV testing is the 99% accurate which means there are some people who test positive who live with their own impending doom for months or years before finding out everything is okay weirdly most of them don't react with happiness or even anger they get depressed not because they wanted to die of it because they've defined themselves by their disease suddenly what made them then isn't real I don't define myself by my leg no you have taken it one step further the only way he becomes a terms with your disability was to somehow make it mean nothing so you had to redefine you have dismissed anything physical anything not coldly calculatingly intellectual why are you protecting her because she's done nothing wrong you're completely comfortable with what she did to me yeah I am yeah you agonize of a moral choices we're not completely comfortable with anything until thickened days to get your head around every possible side I've known what she did for six hours how come here acting like you've known for days what do I have that's it we were trying to help you yeah nobody tries to screw up they just do you were out of control you were shooting more how do you make people's better YouTube decided trade that for joining to you if you're suffering from side effects then we can look at that value the physical so much let me put this in terms you can understand you're unbelievable even when you're out of your mind with anger and fear you still couch it in logical terms are you loosen ad yeah I'm hallucinating no I mean right now are you hallucinating how did you know I was you were yelling at me you were calling me Wilson no they're losing a house I never called what some base name oh yeah right no hallucinate er is going to tell the hallucinatee what happened you're not the host in 80 Wilson was the hallucinatee you think maybe you're focusing on the wrong thing here Cuddy's office was the flu Sunita the bathroom was the hostnames huh bathroom and figures what figures you wet your bed [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: House M.D.

Views: 6,642,665

Keywords: Gregory House, House M.D., Dr House, House, Hugh Laurie, House Funniest Moments, House Best Moments, Allison Cameron, Olivia Wilde, Lisa Cuddy, Wilson, Best Of House, Thirteen, Foreman, Chase, house gets shot episode, house gets shot, house gets shot episode full, house gets shot house m.d, House hullucinates, house md best moments

Id: dOwZblb30J4

Length: 8min 49sec (529 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 07 2018