When He's "Too Woke"

[Music] [Music] yeah been a minute bro you been good good man sounds like the one DeMarco said he was coming so oh yeah I know hey they said he didn't made a transformation man so I'm interested okay with that is he used to be a wild boy that was never big booty British Moody was like not real like no no no but that was before they was doing the face she got the real booty you slanted in front at her jeans what about cute Keisha Oh cute pieces I still have a picture cute Keisha on my wall [ __ ] no you don't never dated her but she's still on my wall [ __ ] I need a copy of that how they give it on my wall yeah what about stinky Stephanie you heard of her about her who we are doing is like Liza up there we go you were stinky Stephanie that's your girl that's good I didn't know user stinky Stephanie Amy all right so you know bronzed later tonight all right yeah yeah I know you hate her no no LeBron is the best player ever bro he got he got three brains first of all do you know this three minute hey it's open Neal brother he's the most high and you will respect him if you did if you want in my presence you would respect them are good we know it if you want me of my presence you got to praise out loud brother the Marvel never spend on with you man like what you want but we invited you home who made this couch what where did this couch come from I did not start my brother embarking the furniture store the furniture store that's what the white man wants you to think you ain't doing nothing but making him rich it's just a black owned company is this a black owned company look at these pillows I don't see no African talk work on this this is perhaps you could have out a pill someone from Macau brother selling it on the street but you no no no you have to go double D's Burlington or so later they even make Dave make outs they're gonna make coats giving the white man more money meanwhile it's a brother I don't want a pillow get the pillow for me young brother give me strength to talk to these these these lost Rus okay hallelujah ah so you changed your name I didn't know you changed your name I trying to stretch you so so what is your name now Khalif Mohammed I'm not done brother Malcolm X Y & Z Obama Hamid right okay so mr. Mohammed you didn't came into a new understanding of things is what you're saying okay respect we respect them and we appreciate that I just I just I just called you over here minute so we gotta have a good time and watch the game I want to watch the game my favorite player LeBron James is playing in the NBA playing for the white man running up and down the court like a mule for the white man okay so respect I respect what you're saying I had a guy that's going up and down the court with a ball it makes me feel the type of way that you put it the way you play good but um I enjoy I enjoy watching it I think it's a great sport is good cardio you know I'm saying good cardio right this is a guardian when you play basketball run it keeps you in shape you know what I'm saying but look study they kept showing it all you got to do is you one bean pie a day and you'll be as healthy as ever but the white man doesn't want you to know this carry on so if I eat a bean pie you saying I'm gonna be healthier healthier than ever I don't understand how that that makes sense him where did you get this information from you say no I mean trying to keep us away if they had a website brother you got to get that see I came over here brother to enlighten you you have to wake up my brother it's not bro I'm woke first of all I'm wide awake as you can see he just woke up you'll get me wait don't you to get mmm because I can tell me in the land you brother I came to show you something I can't me give you some substance brother that's why I have these fabrics you can be just as walk as I am what did you get that for stinky stinky weirdo looking brother for the low low price listening is a husband a $500 I don't want no oh my hand like Nike Reebok or something like you'd be all over it with you look you're on the ruckus now now if you depending on how I walk you are by the time we check out and do this transaction and it may take about five dollars off depending on how woke you are mm I hope you get no brother you are getting there you have seen the light this brother right here he ain't paid his power bill mmm you would not why are you acting so giddy like you need to be won't Hey look at me bro look baby the hunt right here this 100 rang if you ain't gay you ain't got 500 man look look I Hey look you trying to get this or that I'm not I'm not buying nothing bro like you did all that for this elaborate sale this is why you did all of this for this elaborate sale are you serious I gotta go I came out here man Hey look hey look dude I had to do man you're gonna get okay I'm not I did I take cash yep don't even try that one though that dude I'll take catch that bro is it the same thing Malik [ __ ] are you not doing this he's a whole Road NAS is now assigned DeMarco but look that's that's mine you using the same I hate I'm shaking get off my husband just leave bro please just just leave $32 bro you know but yeah you tell you we'll see you know the deal and you got a shot right yeah I think it's just a glorified hustle man isn't a colossal minute and this little fella for the bridesmaid you what about stinky cereal that's not why and you could be the same brother yes yes you too brother it starts with these fabrics at your brother this is Jay man we are great together what's up DeMarco welcome to my home in my own I invited you to come home the kids this is John I don't recall taking a flight to Africa in today I came to Los Angeles

Channel: Barry Brewer Jr.

Views: 153,512

Keywords: funny, sketches, humor, friendships, laughing, basketball

Id: iTa37M4IbtE

Length: 8min 34sec (514 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 30 2019