What's The Most Ridiculous Thing You've Seen At A Party?

what is the most ridiculous thing you have seen at a party we threw a party that got way out of hand and too many people showed up I go in my living room and a girl is in the couch petting a dog I ask whose dog is this she says the people who live here I reply I live here this isn't our dog a stray dog had been walking by and noticed a party happening and just walked inside and got on the couch and was being pet all night by drunk people some jackass did 14 jello shots and the span of an hour thinking they weren't all that strong then that jackass decided to puke in the kitchen sink and all over the front porch the vomit was this nasty congealed mix of vodka Jello and beer then that jackass left the party and walked home with only one shoe no phone and missing his driver's license that jackass was me walked into my bathroom to find my friend who is a dwarf blowing his load on the birthday girl's face he had a bigger dong than I expected [Music] big house party many years ago and we notice a guy going through the fridge as we're watching him from across the room he grabbed a full bottle of Italian dressing and chugged the whole thing he walked out like it was completely normal behavior drugs are bad a drunk guy in a full gorilla costume sitting on a couch outside sees a drunk guy in a full banana costume riding by on Rollerblades they both immediately stop and turn towards each other and without a single word spoken charge full speed at each other and begin wrestling about a minute later both get up winded and the banana guy rolls off into the sunset never to be seen again arrived late to her HS party walk up the driveway to a chair being thrown out an upper floor window walk into a split entry dudes are upstairs holding potted plants dropping them onto the heads of anyone going downstairs girl whose parents owned the house is passed out I go up friend hands me a beer don't even get a sip before cops are everywhere ran out back buddy hid the beer in a pile of firewood walk around front cop checks me out but I am sober and had no booze on me I drove my buddy's car we went for pancakes after we 8 we went back to get the beer someone had taken an ax and cut the deck off of the house we found our beer and hold butt Monday morning there was a huge investigation into who was at the party trying to figure out who did the damage 1990 was a simpler time I've seen someone uninstall the sink of a bathroom at a house party back in high school they brought their own tools and took the time doing so three guys tagged teaming a 40 year old overweight woman who was married with Children and she was the manager at the local dominoes I can't stop laughing at the thought of tag teaming WWE Style shortly after arriving at a party the sensitive guy with the acoustic guitar shows up 15 minutes later someone took the guitar and smashed him over the head with it creating a large gash that bled profusely the attacker then proceeded to run off into the night with the guitar and was never apprehended it wasn't a good night for the musician I guess someone wasn't a fan of Wonderwall Guy starts hooking up with a girl he asks his roommate for Condoms this guy is about to lose his virginity to this girl everyone's happy for him he goes into a room and starts going at it one of his friends busts opened the door and asks the girl if she wants a third first guy screaming no girl says yes so this guy's first time he's having to share with another guy at some point a third guy enters the entire party stops and everyone's just watching these guys rail this girl eventually the first guy drops out and just sits down and watches while the other two guys bang the first girl he's ever made love to felt bad for him wow jerk friends half the particle was gathered on the roof ceremonially destroying a four-featuring tall statue chandelier thing they threw it off the roof and then everyone in the backyard either took a piece to commemorate the event or further destroyed the pieces of the statue at another party some guy set off a firework in an empty beer bottle and held it while it went off blood and glass everywhere from what I heard the guy was found an hour later passed out in the front yard clutch in his hand I went with my girlfriend and her friends to what was later revealed to me as a gay frat house my girlfriend went to the bathroom for a while and a bunch of dudes hit on me I felt special nice guys your girlfriend come on we're leaving you but these guys are nice they say I have kind eyes someone I know spent two hours trying to put a pumpkin in someone's mailbox he wasn't just pushing it in he started punching it couldn't believe the stamina on that person it sounds boring compared to the stories here but it was one of the funniest things I've ever watched of course everyone spent the first 25 minutes trying to get him to stop but after we gave up and just watched it became hilarious you've heard of strip poker we were playing strip Red Rover we were all in our 30s sent one poor girl to the hospital with a busted knee this is something I would like to see but would never want to participate in I was sitting on the roof and a guy said he wanted to dive through the window to get back into the house so he would look like James Bond he ran to the window and Dove right into a closed window cut his arm pretty bad and he just said oh crap I thought it was open I should stop doing C self-awareness kids smoking a catnip joint the house owner was also selling rolls of toilet paper to the guests if they had to use a bathroom I was at a house but he where this guy called Nate was sleeping on a carpet eventually he somewhat woke up said name Nate Cod name unknown puked on the carpet and lied back down straight into his vomit he then fell asleep again probably the girl with the four-year-old son who still breastfed him she said she could squirt milk across the room then proceeded to show us I will forever know her as lactating Tracy invited to her party by furry we did know that she was a furry we didn't know that it was a party for furries we get there and there's a guy getting a tailbust plug put into his butt in the middle of the floor inches from people who aren't paying attention to it at all those people were playing Magic the Gathering the people in the backyard were playing with a high-power laser identifying Stars we didn't stay long some dude thought it is okay to throw up on my best friend cat during the party cat was actually kind of cool with it my friend wasn't at least it wasn't your ex pooping on your cat I remember someone heard some cops at the front door and decided to jump out the window leading to the backyard to get away probably should have made sure the window was open first from what was to be just a noise complaint turned into an a bill and paying for a new window a party I was at in college was busted by the cops and one of the girls panicked because she already had two drinking tickets she jumped out outer bedroom window landing at the feet of one of the cops I thought butt chugging was just a joke from some frat bro movie I'd never seen nope people do it voluntarily who earned pledges or rookies or in any way being hazed I learned about butt chugging from Stevo on the second Jackass movie someone pouring wash soap on the floor in front of the back door sick dude sat on a lazy boy sipping margaritas and watching people slip and fall are mugs and brain injuries I miss College a totally uninterested guy sitting on a chair reading a paper and drinking a can of beer while a very drunk couple were making love in a bed a few feet away from him he kept trying to talk to them about funny stuff he was reading and they kept shouting at him to Frick off as you can imagine I only saw a few seconds of this and heard more about it later the imagery of this is hilarious this was ridiculous but honestly ridiculously cool this dude showed up to a big house party of like 125 of us with his service dog not just any service dog though a giant but Great Dane with a makeshift Army pack thrown over him that carried beers around for people at the party he brought me a beer or two what a good dog definitely watched my friend feed the dog at least five hamburger patties at the end of the night an hour drunken haze there are service dogs and then there are service dogs girl masturbating with a beer bottle on the host's little sister's bed something something yeast infection friend had a party in high school and walked in on a guy pulling his pants up quickly after clearly attempting to crap in his cat's litter box God George Clooney is such a dong A girl fell through a ceiling at a house party when I was in college that was pretty wild I was once at a big and or techno concert in Spain imagine this place was packed Good Vibes people dancing and having a good time we're having a good time too suddenly we all felt small drops of liquid on our legs we stopped to look around and we see this drugged up dude pee all over the dance floor and behold an hour later we see the same dude from distance being dragged out while lying on the floor for doing the same thing again I swear people do the most fricked up things under influence my buddy was throwing a New Year's party and it was pretty wild some people he didn't really know were their friends or friends that sort of thing a dude and a girl he didn't know went into his bedroom and locked the door he was not having it he bangs on the door and the guy yells Frick off my buddies are pretty mild-mannered guy but without a second hesitation he takes a step back and kicks the door wide open we pulled them out and walked them out the front door he replaced the door frame the next day I always lock my bedroom door before I throw a party back in high school we went to a junior house party as seniors there was a junior football player who was hitting on one of the senior football players girlfriends while he was out back in the pool when the senior kid came back his girlfriend told him what happened everyone overheard and started yelling fight fight fight the junior kid heard all the commotion and came running over to see what happened and all the people at the party pushed him into the center of the group and made a classic fight circle around him he started crying instantly when he saw the seni boy and his girlfriend walk up and got on his knees and started kissing the senior kids feet everyone stopped yelling fight and the entire house went silent as everyone was confused what the heck just took place I couldn't tell you what went through the senior kid's head but he started laughing and walked away and everyone had a WTF look on their face and then went back to the party like nothing ever happened this kid's already humiliated himself if I fight him I'll just look like a butthole and if he beats me it'll be even worse one of my friends pulled down his pants slipped a condom on and just started taking a wank in the living room at least he was safe never know where that hand has been this one redhead girl would always take too many shots and wind up stripping down naked and fricking somebody on their car outside every time saw a guy snorting coke on a dorm room floor someone said something funny and he laughed spraying a cloud of coke he started licking the carpet when I was in college I was in a fraternity at some point we started partying with some International students because we met some of them at a campus event ninety percent of them were Brazilian so I was one of the sober Bros watching the door talking with one of these Brazilian guys and a chick came up the stairs and without even saying anything she grabbed his hand and dragged him into our little Co supply closet next to the door about 10 minutes and some uncomfortable sounds later they both come out and he gives me a wink she continues downstairs and the guy and I resume talking not even five minutes later a completely different chick comes up and does the exact same thing to this guy I thought this was hilarious but I was also slightly jealous of this guy's apparent Affinity with women girl probably planned it told her friend about it rinse and repeat two guys that I believed were straight were very much naked together in a bathroom maybe they were comparing ancient Greek warrior poses someone snorting lines of speed off and other dudes ABS was at a party when I worked at a ski resort in New Zealand where there were four naked girls on top of a table in just ski boots dancing and kicking beers in every which direction oh and some guy literally strapped into a snowboard to crowd surf through the entirety of a packed house party ski life best life the rules are different on the mountain girl wanted to make her revenge vid to send to her parents so she sat in the middle of the room on all fours and let any guy Frick her while she filmed it sorority girls are crazy girl got super drunk at party so we put her at the toilet come back 10 minutes later and there's crap pee and puke flooding in the bathroom floors I guess after that she got it all over the carpet outside the bathroom and the owners of the house had to get new carpet we called her the party pooper after that not a party but a college story my buddy was in his dorm hallways with another friend painting something for a freshman class they were in this guy walks up to them clearly blacked out of his mind and asks if they were freshmen they obviously say yes since they were in a freshman dorm the other guy just says welcome to college picks up their can of paint and starts drinking it walks away without saying anything and they never saw him again the Legends are true I was at a frat party at UCLA nothing crazy until about three in the morning downstairs the DJ was still blaring music so I did was all drunk teenagers would do and followed the music as I walked downstairs I saw about a dozen people standing in a circle when I finally made it downstairs to see what all the people were standing around I saw that there were two people just making love in the middle of the Dance Floor it was really awkward like reverse cowgirl the people making love knew that other people were watching I'm not sure how long it continued on but the funniest part was the DJ was shining a laser on the dude's butthole the whole time I didn't stick around that long after that standing in bathroom line with a friend she asks to borrow my Chapstick as she's uncapping it she still has a drink in her hand cap comes off a little hard she accidentally throws her drink back over her shoulder all over the chick behind her who freaks out demanding to know who did that friend turns around says oh my God someone spilled a drink on you and uses the situation to bring other girl into the bathroom and clean her up this defusing the situation and jumping the line 300 Ike we are sitting on the back deck it's a warm summer evening close friends and friends of friends all sitting in our chairs in a big circle chatting drinking smoking enjoying ourselves there are multiple conversations happening and everyone is having a nice time no one is hammered everyone is at that beautiful place we all aim for when we're drinking and no one has really gone past it yet my friend and owner of the house stands up and announces apropos of nothing that he is going to crap into this ashtray picture a normal sized ashtray he places the ashtray on the ground in the middle of the group and he drops his pants and squats over it everyone has gone completely silent every eye is transfixed and what is about to happen the party is collectively holding its breath in my head I'm asking myself what happens after this what kind of party does this become what happens when someone breaks the freaking code of public decency so adamantly and without any purpose or Reason where do we go from here he Grunts and groans like he's really trying and then as abruptly as it started he pulls up his pants and says I can't do it and everyone starts laughing and jeering and what the frick eyeing him but for a moment for that one spectacular moment we were about to go to a place I've never been before where a guy crap in an ashtray at party surrounded by friends for absolutely no other reason than to do it and I wonder where we'd all be now if he had one time in Early College we partied all night at a friend's house back home after the end of the semester around 4am we could not find one of our friends he had wandered off but we knew he couldn't have gone too far as he didn't drive and we were in the middle of the country finally found him a few minutes later in the bed snuggled up to the host's grandma the most eye-opening thing something I shared here in our credit quite some time ago was a college party at a large off-campus apartment my date at the time and I noticed that the crowd kept getting smaller and smaller but no one was saying goodbye we finally observed people going into a bedroom at the end of a hall so when to check it out the room was dark crowded and just enough light to see all sorts of things going on and not just couples but singles from the party doing whatever with whomever we left as discreetly as possible but the imagery from that event is hard to forget stumbled into a gay bar in Nola for Mardi Gras went to take a pee went the wrong way and opened up a room with more people freaking than I've even seen in NEP it was intense you have been visited by the Romantic doggo comment Love Is Magic so you never fall in the friend zone if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video or don't either way have a great day you magnificent people foreign

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Length: 18min 15sec (1095 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 24 2023