What your World of Warcraft Main Says About You - Guzu reacts

listen guys I'm a symble man I play Warrior I play Rogue and I play Shaman that's it but let's see I am somebody that's been playing World of Warcraft for probably way too long I've been playing since vanilla wow and if there's one thing that I've learned over all these years of playing it's what does Your World of Warcraft main say about you so that's what we're going to talk about today let's get started and my friend prepare to be read like a book okay the warrior all Warrior players are Solo type personalities that would like nothing more than to charge into battle alone against a tide of enemies and slaughter them all but you can't cuz you you're going to die you don't have a Healer by one however due to the nature of the game you are forced to fight alongside the normies and that pisses you off deep down in your heart as a prop Warrior you are the living definition of tank in World of Warcraft ever since vanilla and you wear that badge proudly in the back of your head you have a little bit of an ego because you know that an Untold number of players have tanked as your class in Spec before you and many will tank as Pro after you're gone as a warrior you probably hated leveling up as Warrior leveling is some of the most boring leveling in the game it it's actually not though it's a warrior level is the epitome of the journey bro every upgrade feels so rewarding okay I will heavily disagree with that take however when it comes to PVP and PVE you dude getting a getting like a juicer blue item or a blue weapon or something like that on a warrior your Whirlwind axe whenever you get that bro you feel so powerful it's insane probably think that nothing compares to destroying face as a Max Level Warrior at end game and lastly if you are not a prop Warrior you probably spend most of your day in World of Warcraft trying to find the most badass transmog and you screen cap every single little crit you get to put on Facebook to show your friends listen I don't do that I like silly transmark and I don't screen cap the crits but listen back in the day when I used to watch what watch a lot of Swifty okay um I actually did shake my screen when I attacked okay because because it made it look like you did more damage it didn't really do more damage but like if you shook your screen a little bit it like felt more powerful just don't care you know the Mage the Mage as a mage you are someone who wants to live life on the Edge by doing big damage but having just a little bit of Health to survive on but you know what you're dangerous and so you'll do it now as you go through your perilous Adventure as a mage you absolutely abely hate it whenever anybody asks you for food but the Mage players are cocky okay they are ego andies cocky they they are cocky ego andies that's that's what I'm going to say about that you hide this frustration by throwing just a smiley face at the end of your no problem message you also think that mirror image is the most amazing spell ever so when the talent choice is not the right one for top DPS you get really depressed and you're forced to choose otherwise or you just stop caring and you choose it anyway and finally you Relish in moments to show off your crowd controlling abilities and sometimes sometimes my friend on a dark and cloudless night you remember the days of marking and polymorphing in dungeons oh yeah and you cry over your memories what the hell man the Demon Hunter as a Demon Hunter you think that illin is this amazing cool character simply because his voice actor is badass or maybe you're just playing the class because it's new one of every single time I see a Demon Hunter UI they always have like some crazy roleplay like I'm a demon hun Demon Hunter IRL kind of UI I don't know man it's demon hunters and death Knights those two players two you are the most unoriginal person who plays World of Warcraft as as well because you of course just had to make your character's name stuff like ill Adan with Three L's dude I made a I made a death KN in uh what WRA the ly King and I'm I called him Archer because it was like Archer death charger and I thought it was so sick I was I was dude I hit oh I was so proud of that prepared I am prepared demon Haunter John Wilson how unoriginal can one class be as a Demon Hunter I can guarantee you've made at least one sh tooop joke in your play time after casting ibeam and you just hate the fact that people look down on you for playing the new class so you follow every guide as close as possible to do maximum DPS you always do your best in PvP and more isn't demon hun like three buttons or are determined to prove yourself to the wow community as a legit fun and awesome class but you know what you can't because deep down you know that death Knights are better H true actually Knight true now as a death knight you want to play as a necromancer class but because it's not in World of Warcraft yet you got to settle for second best now most likely you have a YouTube channel where you make stupid Machin videos that people watch for some reason because I don't know they think that your weird voices are funny or something and you also absolutely hate warlocks and anybody who plays a warlock because you are supposed to be the dark and evil class not I I think death Knights are just like cooler man they are cooler than warlocks them and hey why is it that warlocks always get such cool tier sets as a death knight all you want are a ton of skulls all across your armor but does blizzard deliver no and speaking of Blizzard you secretly hate them for not allowing dks the ability to name their ghouls you eagerly await the day when you can name your ghoul Something Like Coming For That Booty and just watch them wreck the enemy faction in a Battleground dude ghouls don't do any damage man I remember back in the beginning of a TBC though or like in Wrath where they had that Talent where they could turn into a ghoul when they died or some [ __ ] was it that that there was something like that there was some crazy op Talent the Rogue now as a rogue you understand that you are the stereotypical [ __ ] of World of Warcraft and so rather than trying to escape this stereotypical social role you embrace it in your free time you creep into low-level zones and you kill Quest giving NPCs to piss off the noobs and you will only attack a Max Level player if and only if they are fighting a ton of mobs at once dude I have dude the amount of Rogues that sit in stealth in the entrance to to BRD and then kill people with mutilate that jump down from that high place where you have 10% Health left it pisses me off man okay like I jump down and there some some stupid night El male Rogue oh man so that there's no way they will survive your attack you also think that it's really and you just know their [ __ ] at the game Sorry but like you just know they suck right it's so annoying badass for blizzard to have made an entire song about your class and finally you also are on the ninja side of the argument in the Pirates versus ninjas debate and most likely in your bedroom you have a Nerf gun a foam dagger or a Genji cosplay outfit that you have bought from a convention in the past the Warlock you absolutely hate death Knights because they're just they're just so much cool of a class especially night Elf Death Knights since they're they're just so handsome and so awesome especially the people that play them you probably have a YouTube channel as well but you never make any content so people get really angry at you and they leave mean comments on your Twitter now despite having the coolest tier sets in the game somehow somehow you managed to create terrible transmog oh and you absolutely hate it when people ask for a soul well and when people people beg for a summon who are just one zone away and could easily fly or ride to meet up with your group that's honestly the main reason I never wanted to play a warlock in vanilla I would hate farming soul sharts and dude I did it on gosi and I spaced out I [ __ ] died the monk you were that one person who was actually excited for mist of Pandaria because you just have a fascination with Eastern cult Kung Fu anime and all of that Halo now you know that monks are very few and very far between but damn it you are proud but to this day you still have no idea how to play a monk and you probably don't even know why you're even playing it you're probably a borderline alcoholic in real life and I can guarantee I bet money on it that you have a pet turtle what the [ __ ] yeah the shaman oh know and I know that the only reason you picked Shaman was to spam chain lightning or chain heel Shaman all day every day every chance you get you will spam those abilities and you will love every second of it you also think that wolves are the greatest thing since sliced bread which causes you to have this burst of Glee whenever you shape shift into a ghost wolf oh yeah your favorite Battleground is eye of the storm simply because you can thundershock everybody off the middle of the BG which causes you to again explode in happiness whenever you are successful that is good though but despite all your happiness while playing the class you are actually the least social of all the WoW classes aside from the occasional troll Shaman who just complains about all the school work he has to do but for some reason he's playing World of Warcraft when he should be doing the school work so you don't really know why he's complaining in the first place when he should be working you know that guy okay I hate that guy the priest you are the most underappreciated class and you know it if you're a Healer you know that secretly everyone is thankful for your contribution to the group but if you play as a shadow priest you know that secretly everybody wishes you would stop being such a [ __ ] and just be a Healer all you want to do Shadow priest are cool though but I he I don't know every dungeon and raid is just stand still and heal and turn your mind off and every time Shadow cool shadow is pretty cool my friend what the hell move due to a mechanic when you're just about to get a heal off you get so frustrated yet over time you've learned to bury that frustration deep down inside now when it comes to interacting with the other players outside of healing and Dungeons and raids and bgs all you care about is pulling people around with with a leap of faith have you seen Chad PR vanilla yeah they suck but in PvP they're good that they can share your deep-seated frustrations and you also just love to mind control people and make them jump off of high places deep down you are the biggest Troll and Forum spammer in World of Warcraft but nobody suspects you or judges you since you are the guild healer ah the hunter okay you picked a hunter because you have a super soft spot for animals in your heart you might not admit it out loud but you know it's true you also only picked this class because you just wanted to spam barrage as much as possible the closest thing to spraying and praying in an MMO you secretly leave your pet taunt on in dungeons in order to piss off your tank and the rest of the group and you take it off if somebody notices and finally I can say that as a hunter you probably at one point have literally tried to play your class using either your feet your forehead or your dick since it's so easy to play the Paladin you played Warcraft role players paladins are role players they literally are man every single Paladin M they're a role player they they they it's just the role player the class it is what it is and you weeps and role players true so heartbroken by arth's Fall that you try to continue his former Paladin examp in the game today secretly you miss having auras and you hate blizzard for removing them as they feel so nostalgic to Warcraft 3 and they were so neat now despite having healing abilities even if you're not it's literally a roleplaying game so don't give me that bro okay there there there is a different okay but by the Light like come on man like you're not you're not a goddamn Paladin in real life okay healing spec you will never ever cast a single healing spell on a dying teammate in a Battleground because you think you're too good for that and speaking of PVP 99% of paladins are pvpers because a paladin just loves to laugh their ass off whenever they're just about to die and they deny the Kill by pressing that bubble okay dud the Druid the FES okay I can guarantee that you are probably the most UND Druid likee person in real life you don't recycle you litter and you don't care about animals and nature and all that crap at all oh you were just confused when you first picked up the game by all the classes and the specs and you just heard about how apparently this Druid class can do everything so you just said oh I I'll just go with that class why not when it comes to shapeshifting you are jealous as hell of khadgar for being able to shape shift into a raven but you will never say it a kind of role players too man I don't know they they're they're a little bit Yeah loud on the forums as people will just say you're whining and that Druids are special enough and finally despite being a super n Druid in real life for some reason you can't help but listen to ancient Celtic music as you level dungeon or Raid I can see through play while playing the dro and that's it everybody all the classes it means if you name them I know I know you're probably sitting there in shock right now in pure shock that I read you like a book so you know what guys all you got to do now is give the video a thumbs up and just leave a little comment below saying something really humble like wow nickm you sure are smart and really handsome too you know just something like that you know but anyway guys thank you for listening and maybe if you were interested in another class this video might have given you an idea or some inspiration towards another class you might want to check out so with that said thank you for watching and I will see you next time cool video I liked it it was fun [Music]

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Length: 16min 22sec (982 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 25 2024