What Was The Most F*cked Up Thing You Saw In School? (r/AskReddit Top Stories)

what was the most Frick tap thing you saw in school in sixth grade my math teacher was arrested for having child pornography on his laptop and washing it during breaks he had just finished helping me on a math problem when he looked up at me it smiled and said I really like that birthmark on your face it looks like a tear drop it looks really cute when the Vice Principal walks into the room and asks him to step outside we have big wind down in our classroom and the front door was wide outside Stu the entire administration and two police officers the vice principal took his laptop and they left never saw that teacher again the white dove they released for peace day got immediately snatched mid-flight by a red-tailed hawk this was an elementary school saw a girl stomp on another girl's jaw with a high-heeled boot for looking at her boyfriend at the next lunch table over I heard she had to get her jaw wired a kid in my biology class accidentally stabbed his face with scissors then another kid chased him out of the room with a microscope slide to catch a few drops of blood so he took his blood-covered slide and the teacher resignedly let us see the red blood cells still moving around the stabbed kid was fine a few stitches and he was good to go saw a kid throw a pickle ball paddle at a gym teacher knocked her unconscious blood everywhere he was suspended for some time was an [ __ ] Mexican gang member stabbed another Mexican gang member in the neck with a pencil in class it was eighth grade he lived a guy literally shooting on a teacher's desk a kid hung himself on a playground our senior year I hear his brother found him this'll happened a week after two of the brothers friends also seniors died when they wrap their classic Mustang around a tree near the HS made for a rough senior year to say the least my middle school teacher did a thing where we could bring our pets to school a kid in my class got attacked by a macaw after he tried to grab it off a desk so he could play with it and had to go to the hospital to get stitches I was suspended and growl for bringing him a quarter school when I was 8 we were making cookies in class and they gave us square cheese graters to make chocolate chips with because they didn't trust us with knives of fair judgment some kid was holding a few graters and pretended to be a robot this girl shouted at him because he wasn't a robot and proceeded to take one of the graters and great his hand lots of blood happened and then a pair of twins both fainted someone hung themselves in the girls locker room people came in to change and had to hold her feet up to make sure that she didn't die it was freaked it was a rival football game and the stands were packed a section of the old wood bleachers collapsed and 20 or so students went to the hospital with numerous broken bones concussions and lacerations of various degrees during the same game I saw a guy get hit so hard in the leg that it shattered and both bones were showing pork had ended up in a wheelchair for the rest of the school year in kindergarten there were two kids in my class that workers myths they were just kind of dirty physically I mean no real regard for hygiene our school was made of concrete blocks so the window cells were deep enough to sit on as a kid in the bathroom the window was way up high like two feet from the ceiling during the allotted class bathroom break these two cousins would climb up the stall walls sit in the super high windowsill and dangle their feet then the 16 other boys in our grade would line up like a firing squad and try to piss on their feet it was a game if you hit the lanky one sweetie are doing okay but if you hit the short one seats that's really something the kids getting pissed on love did as much as we did they invented the game we did this every single day for a whole school year 16 five-year-olds would line up and piss on the wall nobody ever said a word to us about it a kid jumped over the balcony to try and beat the rush on mashed-potato day he broke both his legs did not get his potatoes a girl with gila Mia tried to sharp down a spiral staircase but because a gag reflex was so weak she vomited from a great height instead over splash these two kids got into fight at my school somewhere during the tussle one kid lost his balance and on the way down through the meanest uppercut ever he connected on the other kids bare teeth and pushed them into his gums he freaked up his own hand really bad blood just everywhere and no teachers in sight for like another three minutes a kid clipped the tip of his tongue off with a pair of safety scissors after someone dared him to some girl broke up with a guy so he smeared his chute on her locker and pissed all over it two guys in my class would always race to the door when the bell rang and try to get the other one late one day one of them made it in class with a couple seconds to spare so he whips around and slams the door closed I sat in the front of the class at the time and all I see is a pointer finger shoot out from the hinge side as a door and bounce unto one of those metal shelves the kid began trimming outside the door and my teacher being the kind lady she was ran to the door to see what had happened but before she can get there I guess she saw the finger and let out a whimper and collapsed to the ground mind you this was a matter of seconds and now everyone in my class was alert but before anyone could react the kid runs into the classroom and yells my finger and sure enough there was only a bloody nub where his pointer finger got cleanly cut off all I remember after that was the other kid began to panic and get more hysterical than the guy who got his finger cut off shock is one hell of a drug all by now a bunch of other kids were up and yelling outside the hallways for help while I got some tissues for the kid to help the bleeding in the end the kid went to the ER and actually got the finger 90% fixed he says he still can't fill some parts of that finger but he was fine the teacher ended up going to the nurse's office and ended up fine I know she went home for the day so overall the day was a 6/10 got less homework TL DR kid got his finger cut off indoor teacher passed out both ended up fine edit spelling noting that I personally saw at my high school was disturbingly frayed up just weird some kid smuggled in a bunch of onions and clogged all the downstairs toilets with them who the hell does that some dumb bus kid stuck a pair of tweezers in an old outlet that didn't even have a circuit breaker so idk how he didn't die I was in ninth grade one of our classmates got drunk stripped and streaked the lunchroom gymnasium basically any place crowded the staff was afraid to tackle a naked teenager so we all got an eyeful in my school there was a kid or multiple kids we don't know who would shoot in a urinal every once in a while they were known as the urinal shooter someone made a meme with the grim reaper going to the doors template with all the bathrooms they had done it in and the reaper going into the last bathroom the office bathroom the mean spread very quickly and I guess some teacher saw it since there is blood in the meme coming from under all the closed doors they decided it was a credible threat of violence they closed the school for two days for safety concerns just a super weird story all around someone had taken a massive shoot it was larger than a coffee cup in width and considerably longer so large it was impossible to flush people were lined up into the halls to see this monstrosity including faculty you know it's his small town when when a toad calls that much attention edit damn this blew up thanks for the silver and all the up votes on a side note I never knew that such thing as a poop knife existed but thank you dear editors for the laughs there was a girl I was friends with who had developed early and had pretty big bobs and considered thick for a 5th grader hanged with a group of five or six girls most of the girls in this group were short skinny and the pretty ones of the class so she stuck out from that group during recess these five girls ganged up on her and pulled down sometimes ripping her shirt exposing her chest and laughs cause they thought it was funny she'd fight it and tell them to stop but they do it even more sometimes pinning her arms to the side so they could she ended up hanging out with me more and finding different friends in middle school a kid in my school year stabbed one of my friends in the back not verbally I mean with an actual kitchen knife we were 11 edit wow I didn't think my most popular comment would be one about my friend getting stabbed we are in the UK and it's 31 years ago in a place near Peterborough I've tried finding it online but there aren't any online articles about it I've asked my mum as she is a hoarder and she might have a copy of it from the paper as if made national headlines he was stabbed in the back and it narrowly missed his spine he was in hospital for a week as needed surgery to remove the blade and then went home with no side effects physically except the scar which was pretty impressive obviously psychologically was a different kettle of fish the boy that stabbed him wasn't one of his friends but wasn't an enemy either he had gone around that morning saying that he was going to stab someone but no one took him seriously he was sat at the desk behind des my friend and leaned forward and stabbed him he was expelled but at that time I believe the law was that he was considered a child and therefore couldn't be prosecuted knife crime wasn't really a backquote thing here in the UK at the time I hope that answers some of the questions that there have be middle school I was chilling in the band room and I look out to the hall to see a kid with some sort of liquid coming out of his eye later I found out some kid stabbed his eye with a pencil a girl was coming back from a doctor's appointment and wasn't there to hear that week old and get out equipment phoresis she opened the door grabbed something and went to leave the wind kicked up and slammed the door on her hand and she lost her finger they rushed it at the hospital and they sewed it back on and eventually it was back to normal but that was the most freaked up thing I had se in first grade a boy pulled his pants and underwear tobelo his knees and laid down on his back then a girl spat on him I don't remember why that I will never forget that sight I had a Scottish a teacher and an Irish a teacher in fifth grade and they were great mates I got along well with both of them well so as I was leaving for the weekend I went and told him to have a good weekend they told me the same anyway when I got to school on the Monday neither was there which was odd then the next day the same story this went on for about a week and I was starting to get worried then about a week after we had an assembly where we found out that the Scottish a teacher was a fugitive what happened was on the Saturday after I wish them a good weekend they went out for a party and got drunk they then went over to Irish a teacher's place where they got into an argument Scottish a teacher got pissed and punched Irish a teacher who had heart problems in the chest he promptly died Scottish a teacher left got his fiancee and fled the country presumably back to Scotland didn't actually see it but the most freaked up thing that happened in my school was the time us often more videoed a special needs kid jacking it off in the bathroom stalls from above in the still next to him edit didn't expect this thing to blow up so thanks for that I think secondly just to clarify a few things in from Alabama and him not saying which high school I came from for privacy reasons and for the fact that this is really one of very few incidents that happened there it was a pretty good for a public school all things considering the dutifully recorded it did get into trouble I want to say he got suspended at least and that we were all given an assembly not long after about 16 and how / why it was illegal we entire school watched some guy jump from twelfth floor a couple freaking in the dumpster behind the cafeteria for the rest of the year people would walk up behind the dude crinkling paper and asking if it was getting him hard just to add a bit four or five of my friends and I stumbled upon this event while we were coming back on campus and one of them went to throw his trash away it got around the school pretty damn fast it's probably a good thing that I'm old enough that the smartphone wasn't a thing when I was in high school because there's a good shot that one of the group would have been done and taken a picture that included a 17 year old having sex the troubled kid had a panic attack because of a teacher I think he had some issues at home he was quiet talked to no one he always fought when people bothered him he was something well anyways there was this teacher she was really strict and got aggravated easily let's call her mrs. wail we used to call her that but she had asked him a question and he refused to answer his head down looking at his empty paper the teacher exploded on him telling him stuff like you will never be anything in life and to your parents even love you he sat next to me and I saw that he clenched his fists and started to shake he tried to say something but it all came out to be gibberish because he broke down right there on his desk no one really knew him so we didn't know what to do we all just sat there as the teacher kept on insulting him not caring that he had started to shake a nearby teacher hurdle the Commission and came to check on us and saw it she calmly talked to the still yelling mrs. wail outside as we just talked Woodley sat there watching this kid break down we did nothing I really wish I would have done something that I was frozen in place after mrs. whale calmed down the other teacher helped the kid out to the office we never saw that hidden mrs. whale after that they said mrs. whale had retired early but I don't think so I had this kid named Colin in my sixth grade class always saying the stupidest shoes asking stupid questions just pissing off the teacher in general well I'll never forget it it was the Tuesday of our last week of school Colin was assigned this like 15 page pocket for whatever reason he flipped and started cussing out the teacher our teacher at the time who was this pretty nice guy turned around and with the meanest look I've ever said pointed at him and said he better clean up you're got a mat or you're gonna end up in prison in a couple years Colin kicked him right in the balls the teacher pushed Colin so hard that Colin fell into a desk behind him and apparently fractured his scapula the entire class was dead silent I'm pretty sure that teacher got [ __ ] and Colin never came back to school not sure what happened to him we were in fourth grade and class just let out for a five-minute break I was with a group of girls and we walked into the bathroom on the far wall was a giant ring of shoot painted in the shape of a heart there was even visible and disguised food in the fascist that for some reason is burned into my memory there was a kind of a widget the principal called out students in the hallway one by one to question the kids no one confessed as far as I remember but there was a lot of suspicion surrounding a boy who liked to talk about butts and flatulence I'm not even sure that he did it but make too many [ __ ] jokes in class and something like this happens you are suspect hash won some kid kept shooting in the sink every week and they had to keep cleaning it up one day I walked in the bathroom and someone had put shoot on the wall about a month into my first year of high school two girls got into a fight during lunch the principal got hold of one of them and was pulling her away she was trying to break free and during that hurt it popped out the principal tried getting her shirt back on her but ended up grabbing her tit instead a giant hawk swooped down on campus and sunk its talons into the back of a scarole foraging for acorns about 20 or 25 yards from me scared the bejesus out of me he stood on it like a boss for a few seconds and then flew off with it this was at like 7:30 in the morning so it took me a while to wrap my brain around it the guy walking in front of me spun around and said please tell me you saw that I worked at an American school in China a while back one day one of the school buses was on the way to campus from the city and there was an accident that student saw a truck ran over a man riding his bicycle the students on the bus witnessed the accident and watched as the man Lay Dying on the road they were stuck in traffic and couldn't get away from the horrific scene for over 20 minutes kids were crying and traumatised most of them were elementary school students there was a lot of grief counseling in the months after that edit I had no idea so many people would connect with such an awful event I'm sorry for all of you who have had to witness similar horrific accidents in this case which happened in Shanghai SAS in the late nineties the man was dead on impact according to what we heard may he rest in peace hope I was able to answer all of your questions there was a ginger vegan that would chew carrots up in his mouth and chase people around spitting carrots at them he ended up getting his head slammed into a bag hook in a fight afterwards watch two girls get into a fight one girl had a bunch of ear piercings and was wearing so many hoops it looked like chainmail the other girl got her on the ground grabbed those hoops and pulled hard I will never forget the scream the Rings didn't give but a reassure as hell did blood everywhere the girls standing over her like a goddamn psychopath holding a very recognizable ear in the air above her head it was freakin Mortal Kombat in real life a girl had diarrhea and was wearing tights and sitting in class and the tights started getting really really lumpy but she didn't get up to go to the bathroom many years ago i sat next to a kid in high school who went on to kill his mom he would always bring in photos of homemade bombs from 2-liter bottles from the throw us from squirt guns etc I thought it was the coolest thing and was so impressed by it until later on when I received recognized I was encouraging a to be murderer to keep being violent the boys in my class bread mold in one of the lockers they managed to get milk so moldy some yellow fluid was all around it saw three little dudes try to jump this massive mountain of a guy in the cafeteria he fended them off pretty good till the teachers who were football coaches managed to break it up had something similar happened at my school this huge dumb guy got confronted by this scrawny weasel guy no idea why the dips you'd thought he could fight the big guy he mouthed off and then took a swing big guy just laughed at him grabbed him by the throat and picked him and threw him about two meters using only one hand he laughed some more and walked off with his friends when dip shoot could breath properly again he took off wanting a match [Music] [Music]

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Published: Sat May 23 2020