What if Naruto Was Trained by strongest shinobi in history Hanzo?

so hey guys how are you all welcome to fanfic universe so we are back with a brand new movie on what if Naruto was trained by strongest Shinobi in history Hanzo but before we start be sure to subscribe to our Channel and like this video now let's begin the story The Mist was slowly receding back to the ocean waters as Zabuza slumped to his knees a rery having torn his right arm off he smiled as he looked at the slumped form of his Apprentice it had taken six jenin and a junin to finally knock him out and even then the ice wielder had managed to knock out four of the jenin and severely weaken the junin as his blood flowed freely staining the Bridge Red the demon of the bloody Mist idly wondered what hell would be like his musings were interrupted by the sound of clapping he looked along with everyone else on the bridge to see that irritating fat little slime laughing surrounded by his mercenary guard roughly 200 Fighters Zabuza narrowed his eyes at the sight of a dark-haired woman the bridge bu 's daughter if he remembered correctly bound and gagged held by a pair of Samurai standing beside the vertically challenged mobster it sicken the ex andoo killing someone was fine that was just a job but kidnapping his family and Lord knows the woman wasn't destined anywhere Pleasant that was beyond even the so-called demon the day had started so well he woke up had a delicious breakfast read his favorite ichaa signed golden edition it had gone swiftly downhill from that that point the second him and his team had left the house it started to rain and not any rain either it was coming down in sheets nothing like the Kahan nin were used to then the Mist had rolled in Kakashi didn't think it was possible to feel more wet but apparently it was then Zabuza had attacked along with that Hunter nin Kakashi had gotten cocky and told assuma he should help the jenin that he would be enough for Zabuza after all he was only an aank nin the copy n paused he would have serious talks with the people who ranked missing nins there was no way that oversized butcher knife wielding freak was am measly rank it had drained Kakashi of all he had to beat the other masked fighter and now as that fat little puke stood threading tsunami Kakashi looked back and decided he should have just assassinated the little bastard when they got here after all the best defense is an aggressive offense oh well hindsight's a [ __ ] ain't it got was having fun it wasn't often he got to stick to those damn know it all ninja he grinned as he watched the ninja sweat it out today he was going to get full control finally over a solid base of operations he glanced over at the bound form of tsunami and licked his lips he'd be having celebratory fun with her tonight or so he thought anyways as he was about to officially stamp this the best day ever and then proceed to order the Mass Slaughter of those oh so irritating Ninjas the surprised Yelp of one of his Samurai drew his attention where the form of his evening entertainment had been now stood the rather imposing figure of a Shinobi if that glistening ciry forehead protector meant anything the man he assumed before him stood at about 5' 5 in the bottom half of his face covered in a newer aim rebreather n same style guzu wears look it up it's cool looking covering the rest of his body was a glistening Navy cloak his left hand edged out from the front wearing a claw Gauntlet a common weapon in Kiri on both the Gauntlet in the back of his cloak a design of a nine-headed Hydra the serpentine heads coiled in a spiral the figure tipped his blond colored head at Gotto making the older man gasp slightly with the blonde locks brushed out of the way a jagged scar running over the left eye was made visible a sight that only served to enhance their piercing blue gaze getting over his surprise got motioned with his hand and five of The Mercenaries drove their swords into the man who promptly disintegrated into a puddle of water a graspy almost mechanical sounding laugh rang out behind the group who whipped around to see the figure standing with the now Unbound tsunami at his side he cocked his head to the side again in a display some would probably find endearing now then what did my poor Mizu bunin ever do to you all the while he spoke the rebreather became very audible adding to his unnerving appearance a n yeah think Vader only diff voice same cool effect his eyes glinted back into a harsh set the brief mirth lost form the Azure pools you are Gotto yes of Gotto shipping Industries yes the Tycoon narrowed his eyes yes what is it to you he ran through all the reasons this Shinobi would show up in his head none of the outcomes were looking particularly good the figure looked as if he was contemplating something my mission is your death I had originally planned on it to be swift but I cannot abide the mistreatment of women such as my lovely guest here tsunami blushed slightly as he gestured to her with his clawed hand as such your demise I am afraid will be much more unique got sneered you're a fool if you think you can take on all my menboy now if you apologize nicely I just might let you live the blonde laughed at that a really creepy disturbing and eerily detached laugh the Ninja on the bridge had no idea whatsoever of what to make of this newcomer Kakashi felt he looked familiar somehow he looked over at the two still standing jenon Sakura and Eno and he had the sneaking suspicious that was only because they had stuck by Duna the entire fight he glanced over at his fellow junan who despite being on his L drgs of chakra looked ready to jump into the fight if need be Kakashi nodded almost imperceptibly both would be ready to fight to the last hopefully utilizing whatever distraction the blonde made as an escape for their students what the copy nin and the ex-fire guard for that matter did not expect was for the blonde to flash through freehand signs ending with bird tendrils of water formed in the air wrapping around the blonde as he went through his Jutsu Gathering as he held the last seal not that anyone could see it but the mask nin grinned bearing oversized fangs Sweden Hydra gaale nine watery serpent like heads formed from the water dancing around the kir Shinobi if one looked close enough they would see some scales and fangs made from Ice the blonde tipped his head and pointed out with his hands his cloth parting slightly to reveal dark Ando style armor and if you looked close enough the glint of two forehead protectors tied to his arms the draconic heads surged forward into the crowd of mercenaries battering and slashing with their Frosty fangs a path towards goto the blonde had his hands held out his fingers twitching every so often like Puppet Master directing a play in a matter of minutes 200 wet and bloody corpses were all that was left of God's Army leaving only the fat man behind the cloaked figure dropped his metal glad hand leaving only his right hand which was wearing a fingerless fighting glove pointed at the businessman got by order of the mizukage you will die water again formed in the air a small tendril of it forcing itself into G's open mouth the masked figure slowly closed his fist ever wanted to know what it was like to drown on relatively dry land got's eyes flew open as his glasses fell off he dropped to ground his face painted painted with mute horror as he clawed at his throat trying to dislodge the water that was filling his lungs the gathered Shinobi discovered that a short fat physically challenged wannabe mobster could only hold his breath for 3 minutes the Shinobi released his clenched fist as his Target dropped dead water leaking from his mouth the konaha ninjas shuddered at the brutality of it all Zabuza raised an eyebrow and was torn between taking this mask nin for a drink or running screaming because he was from Kiri to Zuna and tsunami had merely watched on him passively both had seen things done at that man's orders that were unforgivable they just wish he suffered more Kakashi decided he should finally speak up he slowly walked over to the Kiri Shinobi thank you for your assistance but I must ask your purpose in being here the cloaked ninja looked at him like he was stupid uh did you miss the part where I stated my mission was to kill him Kiri was uncomfortable with a Criminal organization taking up such close residence to our borders the water diewo hired us to deal with the problem do you have any other questions I still have some business to attend to he said glancing at the forms of Zabuza and hku Kakashi followed his gaze and shuddered just what your name is and how long you plan on staying here you know making sure you're not a thread to our mission the blonde raised an eyebrow I hardly think a 12-year old jenin is any threat to you he snickered at that but if you must call me by something Hydra is what what my peers refer to me as now I would ask you to remove your charges and the civilians from the area I have some business with those nuk nins and I quite imagine the lovely lady here has seen enough violence Kakashi suppressed another shudder and went back to assuma Eno and Sakura together they picked up the four Fallen jenin SAS Sai Joi and Shikamaru tazuna ran up to Tsunami making sure she was all right as the konaha nins joined with them they turned to leave ah Leaf San Kakashi stopped and looked at the newly named Hydra yes I do hope the next time we meet it will be under more amicable circumstances he said curving his eyes into a smile much like the copy nin himself did said copy nin raised as visible eyebrow and how do you know we will meet again why are not the chunan exams in konaha this year and if your team faced abuza and is somehow still alive they must show some promise I eagerly await to test them personally he laughed again at that and turned his back half waving with his clawed hand behind him Kakashi paled at the thought of his Jen and facing that thing in the upcoming exams he made a mental note to Triple their training efforts Hydra walked up to the Fallen form of hku reached down a deathly and unceremoniously tossed the feminine boy over his shoulder he looked over at Zabuza the man having managed to get a makeshift stop for his severed arm using his facial bandages the demon Dem of the bloody Mist looked at his assumed to be executioner inside resigning himself to his fate after all he couldn't escape without his good arm his sword arm and hku was definitely of no use in a fight at this point he looked up as the blonde Shinobi dropped his Apprentice to the ground in front of him before sitting down cross-legged himself staring Zabuza in the eye Zabuza twitched godamn it just kill us and get it over with Hydra arched an eyebrow now why would I do that I have no desire to see you two die Zabuza stared at him as Haku slowly awoke probably from being dropped uh excuse me you are a ciry ninja are you not Hydra waved his hand dismissively baah not a loyal one though it was zabas turned to Arch and eyebrow you're a missing nin no not yet I had need for kenjutsu training and more Sweden Jutsu that and a ticket to the upcoming Jen and exams Kiri seemed like the best place but make no mistake I hold little love for it killing that slime of a cage is on my to-do list which brings me to you too he said pointing at them both Haku had awoken by now and tensed up slightly Zabuza leaned back you want us to help you assassinate the mizukage Hydra Shrugged no the whole destroying Mist thing is down a ways on my list and I plan on doing it economically no first off I need allies I can't exactly fight Much Anymore kid but you can teach teach yes Hydra said clacking his claws together softly you want me to teach you Zabuza looked at him funny yes but more importantly I'll be wanting you to teach future Generations see I have plans to take over a certain country that has been oppressed by all of its leaders in the past 50 years I plan on freeing it but one cannot just swoop in Kill the leader and just take over for one thing the economic infrastructure sucks ass as does the schooling and Medical Systems so my plan is to have people to be able to take those positions and Aid me in that regard he ran his right hand through his hair but again this is all ways down the road Zabuza just stared so you want me to eventually become a a school teacher something like that you look like you'd put the fear of Camy into a group of pissant students just what aspiring Shinobi need but like I said don't worry about that for now first I'll be showcasing my abilities at the upcoming Jen and exams and looking for those of skill not to mention the other eight well eight at most I'm not sure how many there are of us I'll be starting a group who at the proper time will help me further my goals Zabuza looked at Hydra then at hku then back at Hydra that's a weird and borderline psychotic sounding plan which makes it sound like fun he grinned though I must ask why you want to take over a country and which one the blonde paused and thought to make a home for those like me those who people have looked on as less than human for matters out of our control I'll be offering Refuge to those with Bloodlines who've been forced form their homes and those like me other gin shariki Zabuza coughed at that you're a gin Shiki well damn Hydra eyes smiled indeed we are not well-liked or appreciated despite the fact this burden was forced onto Us by others I am making a home for all those unjustly hated or those who are tired of being treated like worthless tools like him he gestured behind them at the drowned corpse of GD as for what country aim the entire time they were talking hku had been lost in Wonder it seemed like a dream to him that this seemingly perfect offer would come out of the blue he stared at the blond-haired Shinobi why are you offering this to us hyra Shrugged I've heard nothing but good things well in my opinion of you two you seem like just the kind of people I need as partners who knows maybe even friends one day besides I've wanted to meet Zabuza ever since I was accepted as a jenin The Swordsman looked at Hydra oh why is that well it seems you and I both Came Upon the best way of skipping the academy Zabuza paused at hearing that then gave a predatory grin you mean you well I didn't kill off the entire graduating class just named them I think the lowest injury was a missing hand it's kind of why I work alone they called me the second coming of Zabuza the Hydra of the bloody Mist Zabuza chuckled I thought they changed the way they graduated oh they did I wanded in and one of the instructors was quite rude about it and made some comment about you so I figured I had to do something similar he gave an ey smile at that but enough of the past I know you'll need time to think about my offer Zabuza and hku had looked at reach other and nodded slightly wek do it Hydra looked at them and clapped his hands together oh well good then on one condition Hydra groaned yes Zabuza sat up straight I teach you my style of kenjutsu and you take up my sword Hydra blinked once then twice saywa kabiki deserves someone that can give it battle and that no longer is me Haku is not interested in the ways of the sword and let's just say I have a feeling about you Zabuza said glancing at hku slightly I'm I don't know what to say just that I'm honored Hydra said clearly not expecting anything like this Zabuza was one of the best Swordsmen ever to come out of the Mist and he was going to get lessons from him plus his sword which was almost as famous as he was this has been a very successful Mission Zabuza smiled good one last thing I don't want Haku to fight hku turned to his master quickly but Zabuza saw my ey are far to Gentle natured you're more interested in Med medicine anyways are you not Haku sighed and nodded Hydra Shrugged again fine with me if I can convince the other giki to join me that'll be overkill for Firepower as for the whole medic thing the blonde gave another eye smile I think I have a lead on someone to train you for that if they agree anyways now then I have another week to kill as I finished my mission early you need to get that arm properly fixed up and then you can start me on training Zabuza nodded and with haku's help stood up he was amazed at how easily and naturally leadership seemed to come to him all right before we head off I want to know just a couple last things Hydra nodded as he tood ask why aim and Hydra can't be your real name what is it a distanced look entered the blond's Cerulean eyes as he stared into the distance why aim other than my previous reason it's a promise to friend and a promise to a teacher NAD now they weren't the same person he walked a ways ahead of the duo before turning around reaching up and pulling down his rebreather revealing six whisker marks and the continuation of the scar over his eye he gave them a warm sunny smile with a hint of Fox like mirth in it my name is Uzumaki Naruto Jin shariki of the caoi no kitsun and the first greatest last and only student of salamander Hanzo Zabuza stared he couldn't help it really the scene before him was brutality elegance and and a primal violence all wrapped into one blonde package it had been 6 days since the incident at the bridge and his new student had taken to the art of zanat combat like an U to Insanity he watched as the blonde spun between the blades of two clones viciously disemboweling one before spinning in midair and decapitating the other he found it odd the DraStic change in personality when he was fighting and when he was at ease or as close as he'd probably ever get to ease he smiled as the ginari finished the last of the Clones and dropped down to the ground holy [ __ ] I'm tired Naro said more as a statement to himself than anything yeah that's the general consequence of your training methods Zabuza said as he walked up to the blonde but damn kid you're getting Prett damn good especially for just a week of training narut Shrugged from his position on the ground it's the Clones a special design of mine combining Mizu bunin and cage bunin they self-regenerate minor wounds and have an independent chra system should be able to fool most dojutsu kekai Jen I call them hydro bunin Zabuza raised a nonexistent eyebrow with the name hey naming [ __ ] is not my strong suit ruthlessly crushing my enemies is Zabuza chuckled and nodded so when do we meet up with you again him I'll meet up with you in tanzaku Guai in about 2 months should work out to be a week or so after the chunan exams do stay alive nay good companions are so damn hard to find these days he smiled at that shouldering the large sword Zabuza laughed all right then brat see you then the demon of the Mist and his Apprentice watched as the bloody Hydra Shan shined away in a swirl of icy Mist hku looked up at his master and Father Figure he's going to do big things isn't he Zabuza stared at the spot the mask nin had been indeed he will whether his plans work or fail his name is one that will be remembered in history they were silent a moment so what do we do for the next few months hku merely Shrugged and laughed at the Sigh and of his master interesting times indeed were ahead two days later narut sat leaning against his sword though it was still awkward for him to call it that which was driven in Earth where the borders of aim River and fire country all met up he sighed through his Rea staring into the clouded Skies he froze as he detected a presence behind him you're a long way from home little K Shinobi a soft feminine voice said the blonde tilted his head up and saw the outline of a cloaked woman the sword blocking the view of her face but leaving the billowing black cloak with its red clouds unhindered he allowed himself a small smile behind his metallic mask what can I say it's a nice vacation spot a flutter of paper and the blue-haired woman formed in front of him a neutral expression on her soft features you take great risks coming this close to aim Jin shariki of the caubi he tilted his head to the side his eyes curving into a smile and you risk more coming to meet me here Akatsuki they paused and stared at each other for a while both tensed waiting for the moment narut slowly reached his UNCA hand up and clipped his rebre tossing it to the side almost immediately the older woman launched forward and captured the younger Ninja's lips with her own they stayed that way for several minutes before the need for air forced them apart Conan as if you hadn't guessed pressed her forehead against rudos God I've missed you the blonde smiled softly at his lover and gently stroked her cheek and I you she sat on his lap and the two stayed in silence merely enjoying the others presence he's getting suspicious she whispered softly Naruto frowned at that and started to stroke his Lover's hair then you leave with me today I refuse to risk your safety for a bit more Intel she opened her mouth to protest but stopped when he pressed a finger to her lips and smiled War L your safety means more to me than anything besides coming to get you was on my list she grinned at that seriously take a look he said whipping out a small piece of paper she raised an eyebrow and unfolded the piece of paper it was split into two columns ongoing goals and immediate needs gaining more allies and finding the other giki was at the top of the ongoing side she glanced at the immediate needs and raised her other eyebrows find s trainer there was a check mark after it kick ass and take names in Chun and exams this one was unchecked obviously get Conan back from scumbag psychotic ruler with God complex Naruto took out a pen and checked that one as she read earning him a quick kiss on the cheek meet up with known allies hopefully more than five Conan glanced at him and he Shrugged holding up four fingers makeup kickass group name the blet Sigh and reminded herself this was one of the few times her young lover showed his true age of 15 design kickass cloak akitsuki is all evil but damn they dress sharp Conan stopped reading at that with a laugh handing him back the list he lovingly folded it back up and secured it underneath his cloak you like your lists don't you keeps me organized now I need to be back in Kiri in a week which I can make it a dead run with minimal breaks do you want to just part as we pass konaha and meet me there make the full trip with me narut said as he maneuvered her into a position to massage her shoulders I'll come with you though I do wonder how I'm going to get into konaha she said melting into the touch of his hands easier than you think since you're an oddity amongst Akatsuki and that you're not an actual criminal or rather listed as one you'll be posing as my Jun and Sensei she looked up at him and grinned at that I do hope you'll be a naughty student for Sensei he grinned and whispered into her ear for you anytime oh God cuz that wasn't a totally lame line hey [ __ ] you fuzz face I don't see you coming up with anything better who the hell am I supposed to woo one of my admittedly luxurious Tales quote dot dot dot I refuse to admit you have a point yeah you do that in the meantime look alive someone's coming Naro flickered his eyes over to Conan's face and noted she to had noticed an incoming presence the blue-haired woman narrowed her eyes at the sole incoming figure quote dot dot dot kiss the blonde kir nin followed her gaze and locked it onto the oncoming nuke nin the shark man was walking towards the duo at a leisurely Pace a grin adorning his aquatic features Conan whatever are you doing so far away from home he said flashing his shark-like teeth I should ask you the same question kiss Shrugged Omi and Itachi were reporting back to aeger I decided to search you maybe see if you were finally willing to have some fun he grinned lecherously at that then reached up grabbing the handle of Samaha and here I find you with some punk kiring nin the only explanation that comes to my mind is treason so I guess I get to have a different kind of fun it was at this point Naruto had Rea fixed his rebre onto his face and pulled kubikiri howo from the ground he pointed the massive blade at kis getting dismembered is your idea of fun masochist kisami eye twitched Ed ever so slightly Frid not boy I'll be the one doing the dismembering around here with a yell he yanked the mass of shark skin covered blade from his back bringing it down towards this impudent little Shinobi Naruto flicked his eyes to Conan warning her to stay out of this as kis was possibly the worst opponent for the paper user and at the same time the best opponent for him he gave a feral growl as he brought his own zanat up blocking Samaha he grunted and pushed the sword back pulling back kubikiri and swiping at kisami torso Kisame back stepped the slash then met it with a Thrust of his own catching the giki in the side shaving away through the cloak and grating the blond's arm hey Samaha doesn't cut it shaves Naruto glared at the older man his scarred eye flickering a deep navy blue and the pupil elongating slightly he stabbed to the side of kis sami's head catching him off guard slightly and spun slicing off most of the shark's hair and kubiri doesn't shave it decapitates he growled out kiss met him with a growl of his own and the sword fight began a new Conan could only watch as the two fighters duked it out every so often one of them slicing or shaving the other but slowly and surely kiss was overwhelming the younger fighter in their Dance of Death give it up kid you're good and you use kubikiri so you probably took down Zabuza but you're 10 years too early to fight me Naruto Shrugged as the blades clashed again pushing against each other for dominance the blonde poured his strength into it and shoved the much larger man back about a foot and jumping back another few feet himself you're right for now at least so let's try this a different way shall we he stabbed kubikiri into the ground and flew through a set of hand seals Sweden swe didn't know Jutsu kiss raised an eyebrow as he dodged the large water dragon that appeared from thin air all right I'm Crest making a water dragon from the moisture in the air some sort of bloodline I'd guess though if that was true I wonder what you're doing in Mist I have my reasons now drown fool Sweden M Ora as Naruto finished speaking a large torrent of water streamed forth from just outside of his rebre blasting into the Akatsuki member's chest knocking him back the scarred ninja smirked behind his mask you may be a better sword fighter than me have more experience than me but no one matches me in the field of water no one maybe if we were by a body of water you could stand before me kiss glowered at the blonde it'll take more than that gaki but for now it's too much effort to try and kill you be warned you'll be targeted by us from now on he scalled as he shunin away in swirl of mist Naruto waited until he felt him disappear before he laughed well it appears con and Chan's efforts have been fruitful you have no idea I'm the giki of caubi he grinned as his scarred ey slowly shifted into its normal State he turned to his blue-haired lover come love we should leave this area with haste he paused for a moment then snapped his fingers ah first I need your ring Conan raised an eyebrow but slipped the Akatsuki ring off and tossed it to him nonetheless As You Wish though I ask why you were keeping it they can track it narut smiled as he took a silver chain covered in tiny SE seals from around his neck he unclasped it and slipped the ring onto it the seals on the Chain suppress its tracking abilities besides without it it'll take that much longer for them to seal anything they are irreplaceable no she nodded indeed Orochimaru was the one who came up with them in eh first place and with him gone reforging a new set is impossible Naruto grinned as he motioned her to follow him good I'll be hunting for these to then now come we have one last appointment to attend to in fire country before I returned to Kiri dot dot dot 3 days later in AA guy so why exactly are we in this place Conan asked her young lover as they navigated the back streets of the pleasure quarter this is where they told me to meet them something about being less conspicuous and that they look like what exactly Conan said repressing a sigh they had been wandering around the place for over an hour she glanced down and smoothed out her her clothing again she had traded in her Akatsuki cloak for a white kimono with light blue clouds on it narut Shrugged he himself was wearing his Navy cloak over top a black T-shirt and jeans his Gauntlet had been replaced by a pair of black fingerless fighting gloves and black bandages were wrapped across the bridge of his nose and neck hiding his whisker marks I only have a description for one 7 ft tall wearing red armor a red straw hat and an Iowa high 88 she tapped him on the shoulder and pointed at a figure dressed exactly like that like that guy the one who's been waving at us for about 5 minutes Naruto looked at the tall man who smiled and waved motioning them to follow him [ __ ] letun go he grabbed Conan's hand intertwining their fingers as he walked across the street and into the empty back alley after the man upon arriving he craned his neck and looked up at the crimson-clad giant I assume you are the one who sent that note a nod and what does an nin wish of me the tall Shinobi chuckled and wagged his finger ah where's the fun in spoiling the surprise though I suppose listening to you guess all day is boring but I would like to know why you have someone with you I believe my note said come alone the scarred giki glared at the man unavoidable circumstances forced me to pick up my companion before meeting with you besides I believe you said you had a companion yourself the huge man smiled I do but he is not nearly as pretty as Akatsuki San Here Naruto glared as Conan edged towards a fighting stance your information's old my companion here has recently split from her prior organization the giant looked her over very well I suppose if nine trusts you I shall as well Conan San he has proven most shrewd in his dealings so far both Naro and Conan's eyes widened what did you call me why I called you what you were nine s as I am five you are nine he grinned as a look of understanding flashed across their faces I must ask are you loyal to the Mist narut shook off his surprise at finding another giki so soon no after the upcoming chunan exams I will be departing from their service 5 feet nodded sagely ah good then follow me to my hotel room then my companion is there and he gets irritated when left alone for too long narut glanced at who Shrugged in agreement quote dot dot dot very well then lead the way the gingeri smiled and led them through another set of back alleys before arriving at the hotel which by coincidence was the one Naruto and Conan were staying at something the blue-haired woman commented on hey this is the hotel we're staying at 5T glanced at her oh what room Conan glanced at Naruto and fought back the slight blush to her cheeks honeymoon sweet the crimson-clad genter Ry looked at Conan then at Nar and back to Conan lucky son of a [ __ ] ain't yeah narut grinned and wrapped an arm around his lovers waist indeed now hurry I do have other places to be I'm sure anyways our room is just up they were interrupted by a loud crashing sound followed by much cursing they came to the second floor and saw a large hole that looked as if the rooms wall had been shredded God damn it there 5 ft side a rather tall fig F poked his head through the hole his shoulder-length bone white hair falling in front of his face he was shirtless with a seal visible over his heart that spread out over most of the left side of his chest he raised a white eyebrow then glared at 5T damn it what the hell took so [ __ ] long and why the hell are you in that illusion 5T sigh and gestured at the white-haired man that is my traveling companion and best friend however unwillingly kadke or as I call him dachan he grinned then appeared to Shimmer in a brief flash of light the 7-ft giant was replaced by a 5' 10 foot tall man he had shoulder length blood red hair and bright crimson eyes he was wearing a blood red sleeveless shirt that stretched up into a half face mask similar to the type of shirt worn by one haki Kakashi he had black cargo pants with a blood red stripe running up the side and black and red metal arm guards my name is Mak Odo also known as the Crimson Ghost and the illusion King the foremost Illusionist of our time I think anyways I have yet to meet anyone stronger in the art than I Naruto and Conan both paused and processed the new information it was Naro who spoke first wait your name means sincere and you're an Illusionist the redhead ey smiled I'm a fan of irony what can I say Conan blinked wait the same Crimson ghost of the third war a nod in indeed I was a mercenary hired out to Iowa by my creators I suppose parents maybe though I never saw the bastards as such but you don't look much older than what 25 and the war 18 years ago I'm 23 actually and yeah the youngest ass kicker in the war my Illusions were already high level due to inside help I suppose I caused General disorder and Chaos in my wake leaving nothing behind but bloody ghosts but those days are over and now I take pride in being one of the most well-informed person in the elemental countries it was in my search for others of Our Kind he said gesturing at Naro and Di that I came across young Naruto here and happened to see one of his lists I must say I am intrigued by your plan Nar raised an eyebrow and frowned he didn't much like the idea of being spied on but if it got him a strong Ally he wasn't about to argue I have a question which is he he said pointing at the now fully emerging dke the topless man in question smoothed out his white karate bottoms and glanced at the blonde Sandi partially anyways my clan attempted to make an Ultimate Weapon bloodthirsty Credence that they were they tracked the Sandi down and attempted to seal it into a newborn me but our clan is not known for its sealing techniques for good reason they didn't know it at the time but they sealed a Tal's worth of power into me along with iid's mind the thing floating around kir now is only two full Tales of power and Mindless little more than a rabid Beast as opposed to his true personality oh what would that be intellectual snob I swear the only thing he's missing is a freaking monacle they all snickered at that Makoto Shrugged I have a neurotic obsessive compulsive feret in my head Conan tilted her head to the side a bit something Naro found totally endearing I thought the GOI was a weasel common misconception and never get the furry prick started on it he'll Yap for freaking hours on the glory of faret kind versus pitiful weasel Naro sighed and shook his head a bit fascinating as this is since I assume you guys know my goals then are you with me this time it was dke that spoke up I want to know one thing why narut smiled ever so softly I want to make a place where people like us can live somewhere to avoid irrational hatred for things not of our control and just for people who deserve a better life in general what no world domination or bring peace to a United World the man called Hydra laughed bitterly and fail horribly no the world cannot be saved there will always be people for whatever intentions that would stand in the way of that but if I can give peace to a single small country as its Guardian then maybe my life will have meant more than container of CBI Makoto and dke looked at each other and smiled good enough for us in tell the day you take Aim comes we shall be your eyes and ears in the world Naruto grinned good I would like for to meet in tanzaku a week after the chunan exams hopefully we'll have a couple more people with us the Crimson ghost grinned behind his mask we'll see you then Hydra Sama Naruto and Conan smiled and parted ways from the two gariki 3 weeks later after returning to Kiri and cashing in the Bounty for Zabuza his sword and severed arm were fairly good proof of his death was decided especially considering hydra's record Naruto and Conan could be found walking up a dirt path the gates of kah haaker no s coming into view Naruto was decked in his full combat gear his rebreather firmly in place though he was wearing the black bandages underneath anyways Gauntlet on and kubby Kiri resting on his back Conan was walking alongside him dressed in standard Kiri junan wear a stolen ciri High 88 around her neck its original wearer wouldn't be missing it Naruto grinned as they approached the gates well then let the games begin Naruto grunted as he awoke the ever cursed son's pervasive light shining through his hotel window and waking him from the most comfortable sleep he'd had in ages he looked down at the source of his comfort and smiled as slowly opening eyes fluttered awake behind unkempt blue locks of hair morning she smiled sleepily back at him morning um don't you have the exams today narut nodded and slowly rolled from the hotel bed he yawned and stretched before looking at the closet debating on how he wanted to dress what do you think love cloak and mask or go without them Conan tipped her head the side looking her young lover up and down are you taking kubiri sealed or just on your back he turned his head slightly and grinned bearing his oversized canines on my back the blue net smiled at him then leave them off it doesn't work as well with the cloak and dropping the mask will give you that feral quality the blonde tipped his head in a slight nod freak out the kitties it is then he gave a fullbore toothy grin revealing that most of teeth had a sharper than normal quality to them he went over a mental checklist as he walked into the large closet putting his clothing on there's another giki here he said slipping his dark Navy amboo style armor over his torso covering the spiraling seal on his stomach Conan raised an eyebrow as she sat up in the bed bunching the white comforter around her other wise nude form oh as you predicted then who is it if I had to guess he started pulling on black Shinobi cargo pants sabaku noara when I was walking around town yesterday I saw him with his teammates just looking at him drove my blood wild he paused stretching on a black fingerless glove that reached to just under his elbow a metal plate on the back of its hand I imagine he contains shukaku if that oversized gour of sand means anything he clicked his metal Gauntlet onto his left arm the Hydra stylized seal on it flashing a deep blue briefly he walked out from the closet to the mirror before applying black bandaging around the bridge of his nose and neck covering his whisker marks he glanced back as his older lover got up from bed to get dressed herself he couldn't help but watch she looked up at him his eyes glued to her form like what you see she said smirking have I told you you're the best girlfriend love fiance whatever you wish it to be ever recently he said his eyes not moving she smiled again ever so slowly getting dressed um yes but it still stands to be said though I say that's only because I told you I would allow you to have two more girlfriends he broke contact at that inside dramatically you know I don't care about that and that I'm not even looking I know I also know that intentional or not you gather people to you I mean you have me the ex- closest friend of your greatest enemy besides don't we both deserve a large family and you especially if all goes according to plan you will be ruling a country and establishing a clan hard to do with a woman who will likely only manage to give birth once she stated simply finishing putting in her fake Jun and gear Naruto just smiled at that odd for a 15-year-old knock to run screaming at the mention of children but he more than any other teen in the world wanted a family I refuse to acknowledge your so-called point he grinned as his stare flickered to the slashed aame and tacky hit aesh leaving them off his shoulders and Loosely tying his ciry protector around his neck letting his wild blonde hair fall freely it was tied in the back in a short ponytail reaching to the back of his neck he glanced back at Conan to see her tying her stolen hii a around her forehead she walked up giving him a quick kiss on his exposed lips see you on the other side she whispered before slipping away towards the area the junan senses would be gathering he grinned hefting the obscenely large kubikiri hoo across his shoulders disappearing in a swirl of mist soaked in the blood of those who stand before me no doubt opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis Naruto timed his arrival well showing up at the exams minutes before The ucha Prodigy he walked straight to the third floor he paused as he saw a certain one eyed junan waiting at the entrance to the third floor he watched with a primal pleasure haki's Soul visible eye widen ever so slightly as he took in the sight of the blonde jenin narut grinned widely a sight he did often but was often obscured by his rebreather he whispered as he swept past Kakashi I said I'd face them again didn't I Kakashi shuddered as the akiri nin went past him I hope to Camy my team isn't stupid enough to challenge him on he paused and thought a moment an image of sake flickering through his mind [ __ ] narut grinned internally as he walked into the testing room he glanced around at the people in the room giving each an estimated Threat Level gar and his team ranked high but there was something about one of the Kusa teams that threw his danger sense into full alert and through his blood lust up near it something the other teams noticed after all when a muscled bandaged scarred blonde guy with a giant sword strapped to his back starts radiating the urge to kill people notice the only important people were gar Kabuto and a disguised Orochimaru all of them looked at the kir nin with interest the konaha rookie teams looked a little sick though Naruto noticed as he looked them over he sneered at them contempt written all over his face they all flinched slightly but none of them withered like Yaman Akino one of only two Jen and conscious for his brutal Slaughter of gd's men on the bridge it was at that time team seven burst through the door in their usual flare or arrogance however you wished to call it using the distraction Naro Slipped Away several rows down near the sunna team he sat back and watched as a silver-haired jenon walked up to the nine rookies and after talking with them whipped out a stack of his nin info cards it was at that point Nar started to pay more attention to the conversation sabak who know gar and Rock Lee sake said to Kabuto the false jenin frowned hum no fun if you know their names less sabaku noara 15 C-Class missions 30 b class and 1 a class Mission my my seems he's never been hurt on a mission either several eyebrows Rose as the leaf ninjas glanced at the sunna demon vessel hum Rock Lee here we go heart of Team guy has 40D class mission 10 cclass and one B rank his taijutsu is said to be the highest of the leaf jenin no known nin or Jutsu abilities though anyone else Eno nudged Sakura and gestured towards the blonde kir nin who was watching them a predatory look in his eyes the pink haired girl ped slightly and pointed at him how about that blonde cir ninja Kabuto followed her gaze and widened his eyes ever so slightly he shuffled through his little deck of Wonders before finding the appropriate card no register name just Hydra his nickname is K's bloody Hydra he supposedly named everyone of this year's graduating class in a similar manner of Mochi Zabuza the demon of the bloody Mist he has 10 C-Class missions 20b rank missions 20 a class missions all of those have been listed as assassinations and one S-Class the Spy looked at the blonde and mentally shuttered the Kiri nin showed a strength that might rival the fake konaha ninja himself he is without a doubt one of the most dangerous jenin here though it appears he is without a team everyone who had been listening just gaped at the information as they stared at the blonde with the huge sword all mentally agreeing to stay away from him well almost all Uchiha sake merely scoffed it all away as he was after all in uiha thus making him Superior the conversation was halted as a scarred to betsu junan walked in ordering everyone to sit down he explained the rules of the test as a couple of Chun and Croc handed out test papers Naro sighed as he looked over his information gathering one would assume not my particular Forte a blank tenth question I think I'll Bank on that he sighed and flipped the paper over as the test began sketching the scene of a scowling iiki looking out into the group of Chun and hopefuls it was Naruto's personal belief everyone should have a hobby outside of the usual chaos his was charcoal sketching the black pen he was given was a suitable enough substitution for his his usual materials 45 minutes later iiki side catching Naruto's attention from finishing his drawing all right now for the 10th question however there is an extra rule for it if you take it and fail you will lose all right to ever become a chunan if you leave now you'll have the chance again later gasps ran through the crowd of jenin a few teams immediately got up and left Naruto nearly narrowed his eyes at iiki hum well it's not like I care about never becoming a chunan but still something's off about this oh that's his game Naruto grinned and started to leak blood lust everyone in his row freaked and left thanking the gods above they didn't have to risk going against the crazy looking kid with the huge sword everyone in the room shuddered slightly and iiki glanced at the kir nin with narrowed eyes he glanced around at the remaining jenin all right then dot dot you pass a few outcries at that and the scarred man launched into his explanation pulling off his bandanna revealing his torture wounds most of the jenin gasped a bit at that narut sighed tuning out the explanation and subsequent answering of questions in favor of tracking an incoming chakra signal he did not have to wait long as a large black bundle burst through the window unfolding into a large Banner that read introducing the sexy and single mirashi anko Proctor of the second exam iiki pmed his face you're early as usual enko grinned and was about to respond when they heard clapping everyone turned and looked at Naruto who along with four Mizu bunin each wearing a hi8 of a major Village was holding a scorecard the original Kiri and the ones wearing the konaha Kumo and sunna headbands all had scores of 10 while the Iowa clone had a 6.5 it appears the Iowa judge is not impressed try again next year everyone gawed at him enko nudged iiki I like that kid she whispered to him before glancing around at the number of jennin not bad 46 left that's what 15 teams H well I'll have them but in half in the next exam she grinned manically all right maggots follow me the remaining jenin got up and ran after her as she disappeared back out the window Naruto hung back giving his drawing a quick signature before dissolving his clones into a fine mist and disappearing after the rest of the group iiki sighed and start started looking over the papers he raised an eyebrow at the kir Shinobi before his ey caught the signature Uzumaki n both eyes widened as he grabbed the paper and ran off to the Hokage opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis Naruto grinned as he entered the so-called Forest of death track down another team and get their scroll killing alow he gave a toothy grin and went over his mental checklist the cusa team would be worth tracking along with the sunna he paused and mused over that I'll leave soon out for now I want to fight that Gara in the finals no risk of interference he tapped a steel clawed finger to his chin but who first one of the teams from Aim he gripped his sword Tighter and dashed into the forest quote dot dot dot I think so half an hour later found our favorite standing in a tree observing an aim team who were observing a leaf team with a mad grin he hopped down onto a branch behind the closest nin he tapped the aim ninja and the shoulder and whispered into his ear so tell me servant of the Mad God how is aim these days the ninja tensed you mock pain Sama I mock fools who follow a man who is ruining their country Naruto paused and tapped his left middle finger to the aim nin's back right behind his heart I need not mock the dead a sliver of water shot from the finger piercing the ninja through his body dropped quietly to the ground his two companions whipped around to see the cause of the noise one of them akuno Ichi was met by the sight of a flying kubiri aimed directly at her neck it was the last thing she saw before her head and shoulders parted ways her companions last sight was the gaping ma of one of Naruto's hydras its icy fangs glistening in the dim light of the appropriately named for Forest of death 30 minutes later the konaha jenon would find the ransacked body of three dead aim ninjas by that time Naruto was hanging around the tower setting the new record for shortest completion time 37 minutes and 56 seconds Naruto sat outside in front of the tower he refused to be cooped up there for 5 days with nothing to do he sat staring into the forest a forboding presence pervading the air closing his eyes he extended his sense outward trying to find the cause of his knees his eyes flew open as he felt a rush of dark chakra coming from the middle of the forest a grim smile adorning his face finally something to do he whispered to himself before grabbing his sword and running into the darkening Tree Line opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis anko was not in the best of ways at the moment her double suicide attempt failed epically and now she was stuck dying on the ground while her former teacher stood over her using that damn cursed seal of his to to torture her as she slowly died if she had the energy she would have rolled her eyes as the bastard snake ranted on and on about Cammy knows what can't he just kill me is the speech really [ __ ] necessary she mustered her strength and glared at the man she hated so much the face of that unfortunate grass kunoichi half hanging off his own as she she glared she caught sight of some movement and Flash behind the pedophilic bastard Orochimaru froze mid rant as a primeval dread washed over the area and a primal Roar screamed from behind him only Decades of a highly tuned sense of self-preservation helped him Dodge the ice covered head of a water Hydra as it slammed into the ground where he had been standing the snake sonine world around his kusanagi drawn he was met with the sight of four ice armored Hydra heads hovering in the air seemingly following his movements he watched as the head he dodged reared up and joined its companions the sonine growled who's there show yourself narut stepped out from the tree branch he was on dropping to the ground all five hydras seemed to be connected to his Gauntlet clad hand the kubikiri gripped in his right hand he stretched it out and pointed it at the son here I am Orochimaru yes a nod in the affirmative oh good that means I was right all along I presume you're here for the uch boy the snake narrowed his eyes yes I might assume you've already given him on of your little cursed hickeys Oro chimaru growled at the blonde I'll take that as a yes since I imagine that's a real chakra drain and you've been fighting your Apprentice why don't you save us both some trouble and leave are you threading me boy stating a fact I'm not quite at your level yet but I am fresh and ready to fight you are not and since I can only imagine u sense that chakra burst a while ago they'll be coming soon thus further tipping the odds against you Naruto Shrugged nonchalantly I've been told in such situations you're likely to flee then fight I just want to skip ahead to that and not worry about my own health and who told you that about me a few people my former Master salamander Hanzo was the one who laughed about it the most though Oro chimaru was on edge with that comment a student of Hanzo he had little doubt that man's Legacy would be dangerous indeed he cursed internally the blonde made good points he couldn't be caught now you are called Hydra yes we shall meet again hydron C coooo he said before dissolving into mud Naruto shivered and walked up to anko that man creeps me out he knelt beside the Fallen kunoichi all right let's see if I can help any despite what I told him I haven't sensed an U presence since I left the tower anko narrowed her eyes at that but she was to surprised after all who would care if the snake [ __ ] died she grumbled that out as Naruto ran green glowing hands over her body she sighed and looked at him don't bother I've been hit with a rather deadly poison and I doubt some jenin could help the blonde side and furrowed his brows so it seems but having you die isn't something I wish to settle for just yet his hands paused above her shoulder hovering over her curse mark huh did you know you should be dead oh so what you mean by that this seal is highly defective it looks like its purpose is to forcibly draw chakra from its user for use at a later date yours yours should have killed you it looks like it's severely screwing with your chakra network if I had to estimate dot dot I'd say you can't access a good 75% of your chakra he slowly drifted off lost in his own thoughts as he studied the seal already coming up with a way to change it and heal her she watched him intently for a while as her health slowly faded she was brought back to clarity as the bandag ninja snapped his fingers aha I could do it like this should yield some interesting side effects too would you like me to fix it and you she narrowed her eyes what's the price hum I'm starting an organization and I am in need of business partners I suppose you could call them so him that's my deal your employment in exchange for your life he smiled as his hand drifted above her shoulder anko lied there thoughts blazing through her mind she imagined that this involved leaving konaha but was there any real reason to stay here she knew how long it should have taken those uo to get here she closed her eyes and side fine do it Nar smiled good choice now I'm about to channel refined demonic chakra into your seal her eyes widened at that it's a single Elemental type and with the buffer design into the seal you should be fine in fact it'll heal you right up dot dot I think anyways doing this will change your seal somewhat into a chakra converter whenever you use it you'll gain a boost in demonic chakra much like a regular curse seal gets a burst of whatever kind of chakra it's made of using it will give you an advanced regeneration rate and an extremely high water Affinity which if need be I can help train you with I also Imagine This Will Repair your damaged chakra Network dot dot so you should be more powerful without it as well he grinned at her flabbergasted expression oh this will hurt like a [ __ ] so uh brace yourself K he said before the green chakra around his hand turned a deep blue almost black color and surged into the seal he stepped back as the seal shifted from three Tomos into nine if you looked close enough they were Hydra heads coiled up at the ends they quickly spread across her body in a deep blue glow rapidly healing her of her injuries her brown eyes snapped open as the pain suddenly stopped and the seal receded back she looked at the blonde who was smiling happily and smiled back before promptly passing out with a sigh Naruto picked up the kunoichi bridal style his sword strapped to his back and headed back towards the tower opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis 4 days passed and they had been far busier than anko had originally expected them to be she had woken up in the tower her home staring into the Open Eyes of her savior from that point it had gotten hectic reporting Oro chimaru and his threat to the sand Dame who had been looking very pale as of late minus the involvement of the Kiri ninja she was currently sitting in a room with Naruto whose name she had finally found out and Conan they had informed her of their plans regarding the giki and aim she had been surprised to learn that the Kiri ninja who saved her was the caubi vessel but looking back on how she vaguely remembered his treatment and the festival that occurred on the day he was finally declared dead she didn't blame the kid actually she wondered why burn konaha to the ground wasn't on one of his many lists when she had asked he nearly Shrugged and told her he wasn't the type to hold grudges she took a sip of tea inside so you're going to leave after the chunan exams then narut nodded indeed now do know you don't have to join me what I said back in the forest was more to get you to listen to my offer anko got a far away look in her eyes no I'll go with you to much Prejudice here I have a few friends but the good doesn't always outweigh the bad Conan looked at the snake Summoner with a slight smile good I'm surprised no one has noticed your incre PR chakra I mean you almost radiate power now enko grinned at that yeah I feel better than I have in years then she sighed I guess people just don't pay attention to me that much narut smiled at her don't worry about that after all I plan to make a place for all those like us the rejects of society he paused toying with that we still need a name both girls side can't that wait fine fine so when do the Third exams begin anko glanced at a clock in 45 minutes shall we be going Naruto and Conan glanced at each other and smiled yes let's Conan sat in the stands watching The jenin Gather and wait her gaze followed her blonde young lover as a soft smile crept across her face she silently laughed at the Oddity of it all someone her age falling in love with a 15-year-old boy and any 15-year-old but the enemy of someone she once saw as a brother and the student of her greatest enemy she closed her eyes as memories from three years prior flooded her mind flashback Conan side as she walked through a small town on the border of wind and rain Border Patrol was always so monotonous she slumped slightly there had been good reason for this though salamander Hanzo a man thought dead had shown up a week prior and challenged pain this time the renegon user made sure he died but the very fact he had still been alive and apparently living in rain was troubling and so Conan found herself checking all the small border towns for anyone that might have housed Hanzo or any other possible criminal activity she growled as she stared up to the rain-filled heavens if something did happen she was not useless this wet she shook herself and glanced around for somewhere that would offer some refuge for the everpresent rain she found it in a small ramen restaurant she quickly ducked in and rubbed her hands together trying to get some warmth back now that she had escaped the biting cold wetness outside the place was empty save for one other occupant a blonde child no older than 13 sitting at the counter with a stack of empty bowls in front of him she narrowed her eyes something about the kid set off warning bells in her mind something about the way he was sitting the clothes he was wearing from the dark navy blue to the goggles hanging Loosely from his neck Excuse Me Miss what'll you be having the portly man across the counter obviously the owner asked her Conan shook her paranoid thoughts about the blonde from her head and smiled sweetly at the man um something warm the man laughed how's a bowl of me so sound she nodded thanks dot dot quote Conan relaxed slightly as she sat down a few seats down from the blonde child she turned to look at him to find him staring at her it made her uncomfortable that look as if he was seeing through her soul and judging her she took took the time to study him a bit though years of being a Shinobi in Grain to observe everything no doubt he had blue eyes Bluer Than any she had ever seen six whisker marks adorned his cheeks she couldn't tell if they were scars tattoos or something else the air between them thickened with tension until finally the child sighed and turned back to his food Conan shook her head slightly and turned to see her own meal in front of her had she really been that out of it silence rained as they ate and the shopkeeper went into the back wondering if his brother chuki had to put up with this kind of crap in konaha the blonde leaned back in his chair and sighed he turned to Conan so I guess this means he's dead now what should I do Conan raised an eyebrow at the odd question she watched him pull two pieces of paper from his pocket look at them both and then crumple one in his hand he carefully folded the other and put it into an inner pocket he turned to the blue net and cocked his head to the side tell tell me do you like the weather the paper user was unsure how to respond to that so she picked simple uh number I don't the blonde nodded sagely rubbing his chin hum elaborate excuse me she asked why why don't you like the rain he asked again humor me Conan mentally sighed but decided to do as he asked to me the country is crying crying for all the pointless deaths and sins inflicted upon it that's stupid it he said flatly she narrowed her eyes it's nothing I expect a child to understand he waved her off no it's stupid to me rain is the comforting sound at night when nothing else is there it is the life blood of the trees and Forest I have called home though at the end of it all it simply is it falls because it must after all what would this world Be Without Rain a Barren desolate Wasteland he paused for a moment but you were right this country is crying for the stupidity of not one but two leaders one a Madman the other a zealot lost in his own propaganda Conan's gaze sharpened you a raised hand silenced her as the boy put down money to cover both of their meals walk with me and I will show you he said hefting his bag and heading out the door put out but slightly intrigued she followed him she didn't know it but that singular decision would drastically change the course of her life and flashback for now Conan was shaken from her thoughts as anko elbowed her hey heay attention it's starting the hok had just finished going over the reasons why the chunan exams were held and a few people dropped out the examiner hayate stepped forward the remaining numbers are slightly off so we'd like to ask for a volunteer to fight twice without hesitation the unloyal kir nin raised his hand I'll do it the Proctor nodded all right then round one everyone turned to a large electronic sign names flew by before settling on uiha sake and aado yoy would everyone besides the competitors please leave the arena Conan paid little attention as the curse seal affected sake finally managed to beat down the older conah jenon using a Sharingan copied taijutsu move Kakashi shanin into the arena taking his student away undoubtedly to have some sort of counter seal put on she snorted at that from what she had seen of the kid he would abuse the seal as much as possible the sign spun again and two more names popped up she fully opened her eyes and paid more attention would Hydra and abam Shino please come to the Arena floor the sickly Proctor called out Naruto grinned as calmly walked into the arena he gave a Savage grin as his opponent appeared in a pillar of bugs he grabbed kubiri from his back spinning it a few times with his right hand he had to hold back from laughing at the aam's barely audible gulp from seeing someone swing a massive blade like that easily with a single hand don't lose to fast he said with a distinct feral Edge in his voice haime Shino jumped back and Drew tuai settling into a defensive position his blonde foe merely laughed before stabbing his zenb into the ground Shino raised an eyebrow why would you do that Hydra grinned bearing his fangs I don't need it before the bug user could react he dashed forward with speeds far to high for M jenin and thrust his clawed hand at shino's sunglasses the bug boy barely managed to deflect the attack with a canai before being brutally smashed to the side be a back spin kick to the side of his head he shook his head clearing the mental fog and flung his canai at the Kiri Shinobi who laughed as he dodged one and caught the other crushing it in his Gauntlet hand with a silent curse he sent out a small swarm of his Kikai bugs towards the blond he watched with no small satisfaction as they latched on and started to drain him of his chakra the satisfaction waned as the blonde still stood standing not even looking phased slowly the kir nin walked over his eyes never leaving the Aames Naruto stalked forward like a predator toying with its prey he had enough killing intent focused on the bug user to freeze him in his tracks he walked right up to and leaned in and whispered to his ear I'm afraid that won't work on me he straightened and smiled bringing up his metal clawed hand up for strike every nerve in shino's body was telling him to run and as far away from this man as possible his ability to move came just in time to dodge his head preventing a direct claw his on his face instead leaving a small trail of blood across his cheek Shino jumped away across the arena and flung a handful of shuriken at Hydra Hydra laughed and he threw out a handful of canai to intercept the shuriken he paused and looked down at the small trickle of blood on one of his claws and I win hayate looked at him with a puzzled look when Shino collapsed seizing on the floor poison [ __ ] winner Hydra Naruto grinned as the medic nin rushed by him to the writhing abam air he withdrew a small vial and tossed it to them here's the anti venom he's got oh four minutes if not treated got to love them sea snakes he laughed as he walked back to the stands as the Medics rushed off with Shino he glanced up at his blue-haired Angel sitting in the stands and blue her a kiss before sitting back down opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis up in the stands a few of the junan senses turned to Conan with questioning looks on their faces she ignored them fighting the blush that was slowly creeping onto her face as she once again drifted into Memory Lane flashback haa Conan stared at the boy in front of her as she walked outside she wasn't sure why she was following him maybe a curiosity as to why a child could speak to her with such conviction the streets were covered in a drizzling rain the norm for aim though she noted the falling droplets were and longer the biting cold they had been the child in front of her seemed unperturbed by the water standing outside of the overhang letting his blonde hair get wet and fall down onto his face face come I will show you what your own self-pity has prevented you from seeing he said simply motioning for her as he walked down the street she bristled at the comment as she followed him what gives you the right to judge me she said her voice betraying her irritation he turned his head cocking it to the side I am not judging you dot dot I am merely stating a fact based on observations you are saddened by the state this country is in but you are doing nothing to stop bit he paused and gestured to the street they were on it was Barren all the businesses closed and not a soul in sight 10 years ago this was a bustling Main Street of the Town 8 years ago Hanzo was deposed and the borders were fully closed the first store closed 2 months afterwards the rest followed soon after many of the family were forced to move and fell prey to the many Bandits looking to make an easy rio He paused again turning his head to to make sure the blue-haired woman was following they turned down another series of streets ending up in an abandoned residential area most of these are empty this town went from a population of a few thousand to a few hundred as people fled from Aim the schools have closed down and the hospital is in shambles if people want anything they have to smuggle it in and with smuggling comes a host of other criminal activities she glared at him one Border Town does not make an entire country I'd agree if this town wasn't one of the better off towns of seene he said glaring back now I'm not saying the country went to hell after the Mad God took over Hanzo was no gifted leader either he ruled through strength and fear the population was cowed underneath him and this made it easy for pain to take over it was making a bad thing worse her pale gray eyes hardened you know nothing of pain what his goals are or oh contr I know exactly what his goals are the tone of the blonde's voice made steel seems soft in comparison uniting the world through pain the most [ __ ] [ __ ] idea I have ever heard of pain and suffering cause one thing more pain and suffering if he truly believes Universal Pain is a way to peace he is a delusional fool Conan flinched at his tone backing up a half step to make matters worse he wants to take the people whose lives are the very definition of pain and suffering and kill them to further his goals hypocrisy at its finest yes a look of realization spread across her features you're a giki aren't you he bared his fangs in a growl do not call me that a label people gave us that we are a human sacrifice nothing more than a tool to die for the will of others I will not accept that he sneered as his pupil slit and a sickly bluish black chakra started to overcome him I will never be a toou I am human not some subspecies relegated to the whims of someone else when my life ends be it of old age or battle people will know who I made myself to be my life will not be dictated by others Conan stepped back the power and emotion coming from the blonde in front of her driving her back it was then she felt it that twinge of Doubt crept into her mind the self-doubt that forced her to look at her life who she was and who she had become she slumped to her knees in a rush of self-loathing she looked up at the blonde why why did you Shatter Me he closed his eyes and the energy receded his eyes turning back to normal he opened them blue meeting gray your eyes they speak of pain buried beneath a carefully constructed facade I know exactly who you are Conan of the Akatsuki so now I ask you why a lone tear fell down her face hidden by the rain because I had nowhere else to go I knew what we were doing was wrong but I was scared I kept telling myself it was all right that he was the same person he always was but he's changed or maybe he hasn't I don't know anymore the blonde side a crying woman was his weakness he walked up to the older woman and put his arms around her it's fine sometimes we're forced to do things we don't want to he groaned mentally as the Conan buried her head into his shirt letting the tears come more freely he sighed and awkwardly patted her head she pulled away from him after a few minutes thanks she paused and looked at him what is your name the name of the one who shattered me so I could see the light at this he gave a fanged grin my name my name is Uzumaki Naruto gariki of the caoi no kitsun and the first greatest last and only student of salamander Hanzo he paused May the old bastard rot in a thousand Hells she laughed at that and Naruto smiled so you can smile good good you're much prettier when you smile he reached up and brushed a tear from her face making her blush so tell me about yourself Conan they spent the next several hours on a riverbank sharing their life stories she smiled more that day than any previous ones combined eventually an Old Clock Tower informed the pair the arrival of midnight and with it a new day Conan helped Naruto to his feet so where will you go from here Naruto Shrugged tacky probably from there who knows but I will be back aim is my goal my dream to see this place Prosper as it deserves he paused I'll make it a home for anyone like me Conan watched him as he stared into the distance and believed he'd be able to do it she sighed mustered up her courage and grabbed the blonde spinning him around and kissing him on the lips she smirked at the stunned expression on his face come back for me someday and with that she left flashback and Conan smiled again at the memory of her first real kiss broken again from her revery by anko elbowing her you spaced out again you've missed almost all the fights anko said Conan Shrugged apologetically sorry anything important happened not really gar got through unsurprisingly the lamest [ __ ] fight I have ever seen it shamed the name of kunoichi everywhere the hyuga trashed the inuzuka more importantly it's his turn again Conan looked up at the board the two names on it Hydra versus yakushi Kabuto opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis in the arena Naruto stared across at the silver-haired jenin and smiled gripping his sword tightly you'll be fun Kabuto smirked back at him pushing up his glasses indeed hayate stepped back from the two all right the last match for the preliminary rounds Haim narut grabbed his sword as Kabuto activated his chakra scalples they rushed each other Naruto bringing down his sword missing his Kabuto lashed out at his side Naruto grunted as the scalpel severed several of his abdominal muscles he grunted and lashed out with a kick catching Kabuto in the head sending the medic ninja flying both paused caoi healing nut's muscles and Kabuto healing his nose Naruto grinned looks like I have to be serious after all he plucked a small scroll from his belt and tossed it in the air as the scroll unraveled he started to fly through a series of hand signs the scroll opened and a geyser of water burst forth just as Naruto called out Sweden taiu no Jutsu Kabuto leapt back to avoid the 10 water dragon heads that burst from the water at him he dodged eight the last two nailing him in the chest sending him back Wards the gray-haired nin was given no time to rest as the blonde flew through another set of hand seals Sweden sukot and no Jutsu Kabuto swore as five water sharks burst from the puddles three missed the other two clamped down on his arms before disappearing leaving them a bloody shredded mess he growled his arms glowing green as they healed as he charged Naruto again said blonde merely smiled keder no Jutsu missed from the leftover water SL Rose and soon covered the arena Kabuto looked around this was not how it was supposed to go damn it where are you a voice from behind him raised the hairs on his neck right here Kabuto flipped and kicked out towards the voice hitting nothing he paused trying to listen for something anything that would tell him where his opponent was his eyes brightened as the Mist began to clear only to darken is the last thing he felt Cold Steel across his neck darkened them forever those watching saw the Mist start to clear then the sweeping motion of hydra's sword and a small head-sized object fly away hayate gulped at the sight it had happened far too fast for him to stop winner by decapitation Hydra a chill ran through the gathered jenin as he wiped his blade off on Kabuto's jacket gar only grinned as the Mad ravings of his mother called for the blond's blood hayate called the winners to Arena floor all right everyone draw a number to determine the matchups for the final round Naruto Drew one kinsui the kunoichi from sound Drew five hyuga Nei drew a four tamari Drew seven gar drew two conero Drew six and dosu kinuta Drew eight leaving the matches round one hyra vs gar round two hyuga Nei versus Uchiha sake round three kinsui vs conquero round four tamari versus dosu kinuta Naruto's eyes met gas both smiled widely albe it for different reasons the Hokage stood all right you have one month preparation I hope your time is spent wisely opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis a half hour later found Naro and Conan in their hotel room Naro side as he stripped off his Shinobi gear nice to be out of that [ __ ] Tower Conan nodded indeed you know what I was thinking about today no what were you thinking about today narut said walking up behind her and wrapping his arms around her waist the day we first met Naruto nodded as he started to kiss the back of her neck Conan smiled leaning into his body I can never thank you enough for opening my eyes Nar smiled softly and turned her around sitting on the edge of the bed and positioning her on his lap he gently rubbed her cheeks with his hands you thank me enough by being with me he smiled and Tenderly kissed her on the lips your presence alone is all I ever need and more than I ever thought I would have Conan grinned as she kissed his neck and jawline her kimono falling from her shoulders for as long as I can I will stand with you Naruto she paused and ran his shirt up his chest and off his arms I love you more than I could ever put into words narut leaned up kissing her heatedly on the lips as his hands came up to her breasts as I love you as well my beautiful teni the two rolled out flat on the bed in no short time lying skin to skin Naruto asking for entrance and Conan begging for release both giving into their physical and emotional need for each other a half hour later found the two lying breathing slowly Naruto with his arms wrapped around Conan from behind his head resting on her back as the two slow slowly drifted into sweet sleep the sound of heavy knocking at the door awoke Naruto the blonde groaned as he sat up glaring hatefully at the door he glanced at the slowly waking form of his lover beside him and smiled gently as he ran his hand through her hair she yawned what is it Naruto Shrugged damned if I know just stay there and look gorgeous I'll be back in a bit Conan smiled drowsily and cuddled back into the warm Hotel bed comforter Naro side is he slipped on a pair of black boxers and stumbled to the door not quite fully awake yet he reached it and flung it open glaring at the people on the other side the [ __ ] you want at this ungodly time in the morning the pair of U stood unmoving their faces hidden when the hell did 9:30 become early the na masked U thought she sighed and mentally shook the question away opting to stare down at the young blonde Hokage Sama has requested your presence Naro sighed and rolled eyes that's nice maybe I'll go pay the Old Goat to visit sometime today then he said finishing with a sneer towards the U the Torah masked U flinched stepped forward his town harsh when hokagay Sama summons you you come now he growled out with no small amount of malice narut turned his head and glared at Torah maybe you should remember the symbol I wear isn't a leaf you tree hugger your Hokage has no authority over me he paused and ran his hand through his hair but in the interest of being polite during my stay here you may inform him I will be there after I get changed he sneered again then slamed the door on the two amboo he waited silently for their chakra signatures to disappear before he walked over to the bed and flopped down hands over his eyes Conan opened an eye and looked at him problems love Naruto smiled at her as he moved his hands splaying them outwards not really he paused and smiled actually I might even get to have some fun out of all of this he said sitting up Conan nodded and closed her eyes again just don't murder anyone or do anything else to get us kicked out we have this room paid for a month Naruto waved dismissively it'll be fine I should be back in a couple hours then he said slipping into a set of casual clothes he smirked as he checked himself out in the mirror he was wearing black cargo pants and a long sleeve navy shirt with the design of a curled up orange Fox on it he smirked slipping on a pair of sunglasses before slipping out of the room opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis Naro sighed stretching his arms above his head in an exaggerated yawn he had forgone the bandages covering his whisker marks and it still seemed no one recognized him they were all glaring hatefully at his shirt well some were staring at the rather large attention grabbing scar that ran from his hairline crossed his whisker marks and ended an inch or so short of his chin he paused in the street and brought a hand up running it along the scar flashback a young blonde boy around 13 years of age snarled at his captives the hell you [ __ ] want the leader and EA junan grinned viciously at his captive why we're going to bring back the spawn of namazi for a public execution but first some torture his grin turned harsh as his eyes narrowed my own appeasement to the father I lost at the hands of yours without another word he dug his canai into the blond's eye dragging it down the young Naruto held in pain as the dull chipped weapon severed flesh and scratched bone Blazing Red chakra burned at the wound regenerating it and reforming the Lost eye the other eye was Shinobi smirked looks like our Troy is durable more fun for everyone the group laughed and pulled out their own weapons advancing on the blonde hours later into the night Naruto sat slumped against a tree his throat dry and bloodied from screaming in pain scars littering his face oozing the precious red blood all over the ground the Shinobi upon seeing his advanced healing decided to play a game who could make the longest lasting scar however this had unexpected results a human body can only take so much and with the constant destruction and use of demonic chakra in the reforming his eyes had changed instead of the sky blue it had once been his left eye had darkened to an almost black color so dark it almost hid the slid of the pupil his right eye however had brightened to a bright almost white blue with tiny spots of black around the slit pupil both eyes snapped wide open as a single drop of rain fell on his nose he craned his bloody Head to the Sky he grinned at the dark clouds overhead a grin that turned to after as the heavens opened up and the rain fell in sheets his laughter drew the attention of the Shinobi on guard who walked up and kicked the blonde roughly in the gut what's gotten into you freak Nar cocked his head the side the water washing away the blood from his face and gave him a Nial grin The Rain droplets around him suddenly started falling harder turning to hail and slashing away his bindings the Ean nin snarled and kicked again at the blonde only to have a recently freed hand grab it narut laughed again a hint of insanity finding its way into his voice before he wrenched the Mon's leg from its socket by this time the others had awoken and jumped to the ready just in time to see a burning red Aura consume the blonde as he leapt to his own feet his mad laughing only overcome by the crack of ice breaking it would be the last thing three of them heard the fourth the junan who had had his leg wrenched out stared up in horror at the Demonic looking blonde and glanced back at the steaming corpses yes you read that right of his companions and Friends he wailed in sorrow and tried to ready a canai a shuriken anything to throw at the monster that stood before him narut merely glanced down at the struggling ninja still lost in the awe of what he had just down and the adrenaline rush of having the ca's unrefined demonic chakra flowing through his body he looked at a clawed hand covered in the bright red Aura of chakra and smiled as he reached up and slashed his own face leaving a deep Jagged scar over his left eye he looked back down at his enemy and smiled looks like I win in that too he laughed as the ninja screamed an onrush of sharp hail ending his life 3 Days Later Naro sat at the edge of a river staring at his reflection his eyes had gone back to their normal color but the scar still remained he ran his hand over the yukai inflicted wound and sighed softly people will always hate ignorance will always remain he shuddered again at the memory of losing control something he silently vowed he would never do again flashback end Naruto shook his head of the memory several times since that incident had he come dangerously close to losing it but now he mostly let his Wild Side Show in battle where it was useful outside he smiled thinking of Conan she helped to control it he paused and looked around wait where the hell am I he glanced around and spotted a Ramen stand and his stomach growled he Shrugged and grinned the Hokage could wait he walked over and said sat down the owner smiled at him what can I get for you sir Naruto hemmed and howed for a bit before nodding to himself one of everything the owner paused and stared at the boy are you sure Nar tapped his chin thoughtfully you're right make it two of everything Tui stared then let a large grin cover his face before calling into the back aam we've got a new favorite customer Nar spent the next hour chatting away with the kind pair and eating Ramen he reluctantly got up and left when another pair of amboo showed up glaring at him with a dramatic sigh he rose and dropped twice the amount of cash down for the food thanks for the good company he said giving them a wink as he walked off to follow the anoo to the hokagay tower Tui watched him go a smile still on his face he paused a bit Yan Noam that kid seems a lot like the one my brother used to send letters about wonder if it's the same one the brunette merely Shrugged before disappearing into the back Naruto flashed his fangs at the Young secretary causing her to Flinch as the blonde walked into the hokage's office flanked by a pair of ano he gave the Aging military leader a feral grin and laughed mentally as serut toi flinched ever so slightly so hok S I hear you asked for my presence hiren looked over the young blonde a Pang of sadness shot through him as he sighed seeing him up close there was no more doubt in his mind this was most definitely the son of namazi manado his eyes lingered over the bright orange Fox design yeah he knows about that I've asked you here to confirm something and I believe I just have narut spotted a couch and flopped down onto it his arms sped across the top what that I'm Uzumaki Naruto Jin shariki of the caui no kitsun his grin grew wider as the Hokage looked away guilt evident in his eyes and both enu flinched At The Mention Of caoi serut Toby sighed so how did you find out me my old Master told me the giant seal on my gut was a dead giveaway Naro said with a nonchalant shrug Intrigue flashed across the sand Dame's face oh who was that Naruto TSK D and wagged his finger a now that would be telling and I have no reason to tell you the sand Dame looked sadly at the young man I am truly sorry for how you were treated Naruto I wish there was something I could do to make it up to you oh there isn't he replied flatly I'd say your brutal lack of action thoroughly [ __ ] me over and probably scarred me for life I'm undoubtedly a psychiatrist's wed dream on the other hand though had I not realized what a [ __ ] hole this place as I never would have met my master or the love of my life he paused here Crossing his legs while he absent mindlessly tapped his chin I would like to ask a favor though serut Toby nodded if it is within my power narut repressed a snort for being the vaunted fire Shadow the serut toi wielded a piss poor amount of power all I want is my match with gar to take place last the Hokage narrowed his brow in confusion Naruto continued it's for your own good I have no doubt our fight will be intense and I figured it would be more fair if everyone got their chance to show themselves off like prized poodles at a dog show first that is after all what these tests are just a huge dog show I must say though konaha isn't looking to well so far serut toi sighed konaha indeed wasn't doing well Nar went on with a chuckle not with that one Naraj jenin giving up in his fight after he saw me destroy that abam then you had an inuzuka barely managed to draw with an already crippled Otto ninja a wall flower of a hyuga decimated by another hyuga the stupidest [ __ ] fight I have ever seen between that pink head and the blonde girl and insult to kunoichi everywhere the only konah Jen and worth while had The Misfortune of running into the K Cage's eldest daughter and his giki son both of whom are so far beyond jenin level they shouldn't even be here serut Toby nodded then paused and what of you where do you stand in this whole deal Naruto smiled and got up heading for the door he paused and turned his head giving the Hokage a foxy smile only one of them comes even close to my level and that is gar but even then he's only close enough to lick the grime off my boots he laughed at that before he turned and left the office W the U Torah turned to his leader should we follow him sir hen shook his head leave him he is of no concern for us right now though do let jariah know he is here my student has been searching for the boy for some time now the two nodded before disappearing in a swirl of leaves leaving the Aged Hokage to stare out the window wondering what the future would hold opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis several days later found Naruto and Conan at the hot springs relaxing and enjoying this brief moment of Peace the blue-haired woman side in contentment as the younger blonde massaged her shoulders she was wearing a white bikini sitting in front of Naruto she moaned as he worked a particularly tense spot moaning as she leaned back further into him Naruto happily worked on his Lover's shoulders heavily enjoying every sound that came from her mouth as he worked over her near miraculously smooth skin he smiled tracing a few of the small scars that littered her back a proof of her time spent as a ninja he smiled as he rested his head on her shoulder nuzzling into her neck you're gorgeous you know that right she sighed a smile on her face you always say that does it make it any less true she turned her head and gave him a quick peck on the lips no now get back to working those hands Naro chuckled and the couple settled into a comfortable silence a while later the blonde found it harder to control his more basic urges and the water was getting hotter in more way than one as the couple began to heavily make out they froze however at the sound of a perverted giggle years of ninja training setting them on edge Nar narrowed his eyes at a small hole in the wooden fence he brought a hand up a tendril of the steaming water following it like a snake he flicked a finger towards the hole and the water rushed out and threw it he grinned as they heard a scream oh sweet Camy it burns it burn ins narut smiled and walked over to the fence using a chakra enhanced jump to clear it he stared at the white-haired form of Jah of the sonin clutching at his face while giving off a pathetic whimper Naruto sneered at the man stop bitching fool the water wasn't that hot jariah stopped to got up glaring at the younger ninja his gaze softened somewhat so you were alive after all Naruto curled his lip in disgust at the so-called Legend no thanks to you jariah flinched look I may deserve that may okay fine I deserve it a lot serut Toby Sensei called me and told me you were here but I didn't believe it yeah that's nice but frankly I don't care as far as I'm concerned you and I are nothing he turned to leave when jariah placed a hand on his shoulder look I shouldn't but it's your Birthright your father wanted you to learn his signature Jutsu and to sign the toad contract Naruto turned and gave him an unbelieving glare thanks but no thanks I have no need of an inferior contract and the jutsus of the fourth Hokage don't fit my style Naruto paused then shook his head before jumping back over the fence come Conan let's go somewhere else somewhere with less trash the blue-haired angel nodded and got out of the spring jariah gaped she looks like wait her name is Conan interesting opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis the rest of month was quiet with the occasional dodging of the toad senan's attempts at getting closer to the pair now Naruto stood finding himself in the waiting booth at the channan exam finals looking over at the other jenin the Proctor hayate stood in the arena Uchiha sasak and hyuga Nei standing to either side of him the first fight of the chunan exam finals between Uchiha sake and hyuga Nei Begin The Swordsman jumped back as the two bolted towards each other narut watched in detached interest as the two went at it both leaned towards speed driven Styles though the hyuga also Incorporated a flexibility that the stiff uch lacked sasak ducked underneath a blow and went for an upward kick something Naruto noted with Amusement he had seen that green clad boy with the parasitic caterpillars use only for the hyuga to side step it and send the raven-haired boy flying backwards with a palm thrust to his chest sake grunted and glared at Nei he couldn't match the boy in close combat not without a fully matured Sharingan at least without that the ucha Interceptor style had far to many exploitable flaws to the flexible hyuga Jukin if he was to win this fight it would have to be with Ninjutsu he smirked and flashed through a set of hand signs before calling out the Jutsu name Kaden goak you know Jutsu he cried as he spat out a fireball the size of a horse towards the hyuga his smirk died as he saw the fireball dispersed by the violent spin of Nei Caden Naruto SRE we have a fire breathing monkey versus a ballerina is konah ninja Village or a circus town the other forign jenin snickered at that well Sav for gar but then he doesn't really laugh at anything back in the fight sake narrowed his eyes before calling out another Jutsu Caden hosenka no Jutsu he growled in frustration as the hyuga once again swatted his Fireballs out of the air with his Caden if Fire doesn't work let's see if he likes lightning he flashed through another set of hand seals and the sound of a thousand Birds filled the arena shidori he charged at the hyuga with his lightning covered fist in the stands made a guy shot Kakashi a glare that promised pain the copy nin Shrugged on the outside while on the inside wondering what if it had been a mistake teaching that to his prideful student of course what no one who cared counted on was Nei spinning using the chakra covered fist to swat the Uchi charged slightly to side then sealing all of the tenku points on his back as sake went by unable to stop his momentum the Uchiha fell like someone cutting the strings off a puppet hayate glanced at the Uchiha inside winner hyuga Nei a thunderous Applause and some booze from sas's rabid fan club rang throughout the arena the next two fights went by quickly with the sand siblings steamrolling the Odo competition so it came finally to Naruto and gar the two gineris stood staring at each other the blood lust emanating from gar freezing everyone in the arena the Proctor uttered a quick begin before leaping as far back as he could the redhe head smiled a crazed bloodthirsty grin mother wants your blood Naruto unfazed by The Killing intent smiled and hefted his sword from his back his cloak swirling around his masked form tell the rat it'll get blood just not mine Naruto charged gar swinging kubikiri down only to have a tendril of sand block it it continued on like that GAR standing there as his sand reared up blocking and deflecting the storm of Sword blows gar smirked and thrust his hand out and a wave of sand slammed into Naro sending the blonde back flying across the arena Naruto laughed as he wiped the blood trailing from his mouth good this would be boring if you were weak gar snarled and sent a series of sand waves at the blonde who skillfully avoided them all that continued for a tense several minutes before gar drew his sand back to think of another way to attack Naruto smirked time to end this charade he flung kubikiri straight up into the air and then immediately threw up two Scrolls that spiraled along the path of the ascending blade as they finished unfurling just as the sword felt gravity's call again Naruto smirked Kai torrent of water streamed from the now glowing seals on the Scrolls Sweden taiu swen no Jutsu instead of the me 10 water dragons that had appeared in his fight against Kabuto over a hundred of the besel heads raged from the geyser of water slamming into the wide eyed gar the water dragons forcibly pushed him from the safety of his sand shield and armor flinging him into the arena wall to his credit it took over 90 of the dragons to get best the shield and all but the last damaging one to take out his armor rushing forward Naro jumped up catching the descending blade and brought it down in an overhead strike leaving a deep blood bloody slash over gark right eye sorry brother but to eventually build you up I must first tear you down gar screamed as blood streamed down his face even Naruto flinched and took a step back as gar sand rushed back to him my blood a a a a a a a uu g g g h h h h you'll pay sand rushed over covering gar and swelling to a massive size both his siblings and instructors started to panic internally the could hardly believe the boy Hydra had already incited gar to use the full-sized shukaku transformation little did they know Naruto had Co kubikiri in a minuscule amount of cao's chakra to incite The Rage of the other beu the entire Arena seeing the sand demon start to take form also started to panic and serut toi could see why Naruto wanted this fight last beside him under the guise of the K cage Oro chimaru was considering to order the attack now but he was to interested in seeing how the legacy of Hanzo would deal with this amidst the all the screams and general chaos people paused noticing how the blonde in the arena wasn't panicking in fact he seemed to be laughing though with EH mask it was hard to tell gar glared down from shukaku's forehead to Nuki niri no Jutsu as the red head fell asleep a demonic laugh filled the arena blood haaha I'm free narut slowly and carefully unclipped his mask revealing a wide grin on his fang features he started to go through a set of hand signs which many of the older ninjas in the arena recognized causing them all to tense as he finished he reached up and bit down hard on his thumb he slammed it down into the ground with a loud call of cooo no Jutsu a cloud of smoke well if one looked closely it was missed filled the arena the crowd tensed then flinched as a high-pitched wailing Roar reverberated across konaha a roar that caused every ninja who had ever been near aim to tense up but most specifically Jah Orochimaru and serut toi the color drained from the GMA senan's face so that's why he called the Toads inferior to be able to summon him of all things as the Mist cleared a sight that would be forever burned into the minds of all there appeared the massive Beast as there was no other word to describe other than monster its massive tail splitting into four whip-like appendages halfway down its length its great body littered with scars and glowing blue marks it looked something like the bastard child of a crocodile salamander and an iguana it was easily double the size of the insane sand demon Orochimaru stood in awe the blonde boy had just summoned the most powerful summon boss one that stood amongst the ranks of the beu in power though it is not a beu itself just that freakishly powerful the salamander king of monsters Gojira opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis a n a a a a a a n d That's a Wrap how do y'all like it eh cooo yes I am in fact a Godzilla fan and had been wondering for a while now how to deal with the salamander boss hope you liked my solution couple of things I want to do here first off you may notice my comment on chapter 449 of the manga up top now I have one on 450 WTF does kushimoto like ripoff fanfiction for fun these days seriously danzo becoming Hokage there are so many things that make the idea [ __ ] beyond belief the first and foremost being that the Hokage should be at the very least close to being the strongest Ninja in the village I want to see the [ __ ] [ __ ] pull that off I mean godamn oh and SAS continues his pity [ __ ] Quest SAS the most arrogant character I have come across in manga he says to MAA if you think I'm just some stupid kid ruled by his emotions then so be it saying I should follow in Itachi's footsteps is nothing but pretty words it's nonsense meant for those who don't know hatred if anyone wants to deny my way of living I'll kill everyone they cared about maybe then they'll understand a little of my hatred brace yourself emuk you are just a stupid kid ruled by his emotions and I swear unless Naruto finally grows a pair and kills you I will deem the series a failure and stick to the FF World ba enough of that since you guys have been such a great group of readers I'm throwing in this bonus short story and original work of mine it's just a quick little 1K word one shot the first in a series of four if you like it review on it and tell me if you'd like to see the rest either in a PM or in the end of another chapter roommates Jay sighed as he plucked a dirty sock from his TV it was his turn to do laundry he hated doing laundry more than slightly thankful his three roommates were nowhere to be found he approached the growing laundry problem as he always did later now that his TV was clear of distractions he flopped onto the large leather sectional and stretched out shoving a pair of boxers out of his way they weren't his and that was all that really mattered to him at the moment fumbling through what seemed like a thousand different remotes he triumphantly found the one he wanted and turned the 60-in LCD TV on forgetting what DVD was in and not really caring he hit the play button and watched half attentively as a Naruto episode came on the room fell silent save for TV and the odd God SAS is a whiny [ __ ] comment from the sole occupant in the room peace however never lasts long as two episodes into the disc the door flung open and a more than slightly hung over Davi and stumbled into the room and landed nun to gracefully onto the floor in front of Jace the blonde merely raised an eyebrow and looked down at his longtime friend so how was last night Davian moaned great waking up to Viv would have been nicer if I hadn't y know been in a horribly vomitous mood man you think she'd never been puked on before the way she screamed a small smile curved through Jace's face maybe if you learned that just because you can drink two kags of beer in a single sitting doesn't necessarily mean you should his friend moaned again at the mention of last night's activities he rolled onto his back and looked at the TV hey where' my sock go jaay cued his forehead I moved it Dre my TV is not nor has it ever been a space to store Dirty Laundry it was clean dude so not the point they both fell silent watching the TV God sake is a whiny [ __ ] Davian said after a few minutes an hour later a vaguely pissed off red head stormed into the room and just about dropped his laptop bag would have two if it hadn't been strapped to his shoulder what the hell is going on here davan and Jace without taking their eyes off the screen said in unison oh hey Beck's home by this point davan had removed himself from the floor and was laying on the vertical stretch of the sectional Jace's twin fumed at the mess Jace why are there dirty clothes everywhere you're supposed to have done laundry Davian Beck refused to call him Dre as Jace did why the hell do you smell like a Distillery and is that vomit on the carpet I just had it cleaned he frantically started Gathering the laundry and garbage that had been strewn about the living room he briefly entered the kitchen to grab a garbage bag and shrieked how long has the milk been left open in here Jace snapped his fingers damn I knew I forgot something davan sniffed the air so that's what the smell was I thought it was just you man Davian Shrugged so did I several hours later Beck had calmed from his cleaning frenzy and was sitting or more like slouching in his favorite leather recliner a seat no one else used for fear of spilling something on it Naruto was still playing on the TV Jace changing the discs every so often it was in this calm peaceful moment the fourth and final roommate flung open the door with his usual tenacity he flipped his long blood red hair out of his eyes and flashed a toothy grin davian's twin Harold Drake dressed in half buttoned up black silk shirt and black designer jeans with red stitching going up the legs a silver eagle necklace hung from his well muscled neck he worked as a fashion model and was dressed appropriately as such at least that's what people who didn't know him might think as soon as he entered his home and was in the company of those he would call friends the fake personality he put on at the Fashion agency dropped this was duly noted by the open bag of Cheetos in one hand the other stained a grainy orange the same sub cheese substance stained his stupidly grinning face Jace motioned hello with a slight wave of his hand then noticed what he was holding hey h I'll be careful back just finished Clea to late in a manner all to familiar to the Friends haral took two steps forward and tripped clumsily over his own feet his Cheetos face and hand colliding with what used to be the white carpet that adorned the living room floor pushing himself up with one hand inadvertently grinding Cheeto into the carpet he wiped his cheese stained hand on his borderline retardedly expensive silk shirt that same stupid grin plastered on his face wo my bad Jace and Davian focused on Beck who sat twitching uncontrollably Jace winced in advance dance godamn it h look at what you just did in true classic timing everyone noticed that Harold who they all referred to Simply is H was wearing mud covered shoes in any other situation one might notice the mud's unusual color and how it mixed with the orange from the Cheetos this however only served to further Drive Jace's twin intimal heral scampered as much as someone pushing s ft towards the room he shared with his brother be almost leapt form his seat attempting to grab the other red head before he could but to no avail Harold stood on the other end of the doorway Harold and davian's room resembled a third world country war zone more than an apartment bedroom laundry garbage food challenging Darwinism littered the place not even Beck would enter of the three-bedroom apartment Jace's room was respectable your average level of cleanliness he himself wasn't messy he just didn't care if others were Beck's room was more sterile then a hospital both had refused to room with either Davian or Harold Harold smirked and stuck his tongue out as his best friend Beck stepped from the door fear repulsion pushed him away from it but he smiled one of those I now something that's going to send you into a world of hurt Smiles you're going to have to come out sometime H he disappeared into the kitchen once again grabbing his cleaning supplies Harold gulped and sat in his room davan and Jace having watched this particular scene play out many times minor differences here and there but mostly the same at least three times a week they merely Shrugged and turned back to the television about 2 hours later Beck had finished his emergency carpet clean and had settled back into his chair Jason Davian had yet to leave the couch Harold decided now was his best chance to make a break for somewhere he wasn't quite sure where but as soon as he got a body length from the door door Beck was in front of him in a Flash fist raised Harold braced for what he assumed to be the inevitably impact when he heard his long time friend sigh and PLO back into his chair screw it I'm too tired to be pissed he half sighed out quickly and briefly I feel the need to rant here I screwed you guys over last chapter with that one shot so I apologize those who felt ripped off and thank those who enjoyed it cough anyways the current manga what the [ __ ] I mean seriously kushimoto is like ripping off fanfiction and not the good well- written kind no it's the crappy overdone badly cliched kind in the latest chapter it seems Naro is hellbent on proving that nothing can change in his idealistic little world and can't accept the remote possibility that Sakura might have actually gotten over SAS you know the crazed murderous traitor who stabbed his arm through your chest without knowing it would heal aha way to go man and where may I ask did the sole piece of respectable clothing he owns the red jacket with black Flames Go I mean Kishi had almost redeemed himself with the Naruto Pain fight but now seems to be going out of his way to prove it was a fluke ARG K I'm good now without further Ado the fight you've all been waiting for drum roll please habak versus Gojira which by the way I love the positive response about him makes me cackle with blee chapter 6 Naruto stared out across the now broken Stadium hiding a gleeful Smile as Citizens and Shinobi ran for cover or in some cases a better view of the match his Sapphire gaze focused on the beast in front of him he gazed downward looking into an upturned eye of his faithful summon hello jira the massive summon really only truly described as a monster looked up at its blonde Summoner hello Naru Chan why have you summoned me this day his voice said softly well soft as a 200 or so foot tall Behemoth gets shakaku narut replied simply a vaguely cruel grin working across his features after all it's not every day you get to kick a be's ass ah the monster King looked out at the now deathly quiet Tanuki a grin found its way across ancient and battle scarred features eventually forming into a confident smirk which on a giant dragon-like thing was completely and utterly terrifying you were by far my most favored Summoner so many interesting battles finally shaken from its Ry the massive sand Tanuki bellowed out damn you damn you you won't stop me I will have your blood mentally well with what little mental faculties the sanity impaired creature had it was cursing its bad fortune fighting Gojira away from his precious desert was near suicide but it wasn't about to roll over and take like a man Heir demon either it would fight and its enemies would bleed giving out another besal Roar the iibi swelled up and barfett out a volley of spinning sand shans Gojira flicked his multi- ended tail driving the four ends into the ground forcibly ejecting water from the ground in the form of superheated geysers in front of him the sudden influx of boiling water and steam blew the sand projectiles away the two Kaiju sucked in massive volumes of air and roared waves of air pressure and sound tore up the forest between them splintered trees flying every direction opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis watching from a good safe distance away the sand Dame took the time to reflect on how wise it was an idea not to have the arena in town beside him Oro chimaru was missing the perfect opportunity to launch his invasion he was to drawn in by the spectacle opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parth is closing parenthesis both Titans circled each other waiting for the slightest of Twitches that would signal the other had dropped his awareness even in the slightest come and fight you rat or are you as cowardly as you look Gojira taunted shut up you will bleed b d for me the iibi scream sucking in another breath this time blowing out a horde of wind blades Gojira grinned Gathering what humans would refer to his nature chakra as he gathered it into his body mass of energy spikes burst forth from his back a harsh white blue glow emanating from them then he opened his mouth and Unleashed what could only be called a giant beam of Destruction The Almost White Energy tore through the II's wind blades blasting off one of the Tanuki front legs turning the stump into a chunk of glass argit Burns it burns you will suffer for this the III wailed as it flailed about in agony wow uh not that I'm disapproving of your methods or anything but could you tone it down a bit I need that red-haired kid on him alive narut said scratching the back of his head the monster glared at him mention that kind of thing sooner than will you hey sorry opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis meanwhile in the stand or rather what was left of them Conan turned to anko if you wish to come with us we leave now she said in that same dead pan neutral expression her face always held unless Naruto was around the snake mistress struggled internally now that the time was here could she really abandon her home wouldn't that just validate everything everyone had accused her of hey [ __ ] move it [ __ ] you're in the way a random leaf chunn and yelled at anko as he rushed by anko's eyes eyebrow twitched almost imperceptibly right off we go then opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis the snake son's jaw was open in awe what the [ __ ] why the hell does some piss an Brad get a massive fire breathing Colossus and all I get is a [ __ ] snake for a summon life just isn't fair opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis back with Naruto and Gojira so you're saying that you can't immobilize him on your own hey I go for total Annihilation not restraint you've never complained before the ancient dragon air salamander a iguana Half Breed you know what let's just stick with calling him a dragon said to its Summoner Naruto Shrugged this is true damn it I suppose I can restrain it but a wicked grin adorned the blonde giki's face bring the rain jira the great summon boss snickered as much as it could anyways and drove its tails once more into the ground geysers erupted jettisoning water hundreds of feet into the air slowly Naruto's eyes began to change in particular his right eye lightened to the color of glacial ice on the thinnest of a slit pupil was visible Naruto gave a Savage grin as he stretched his hands up reaching out into the cascading torrent of water above him four massive blocks of ice coalesced from the water shakaku watched in morbid Fascination as the ice formed before a tremendous cracking sound Was Heard and as shedding a mold the blocks broke away leaving four huge ice lances almost half the length of each was blade steam hissed angrily around them as the soon to be excur ninja smirked impale him Shiva the four lances rushed out each pinning the iibi through a limb holding him to the ground the sand around each Lance was instantly turned into glass leaving the free yet now captive demon screaming it burns why is it burning what have you done wretch narut just fingered the Mad Tanuki before taking a running leap over towards the II's head and gar what he had done was one of his two feet ultimate techniques part of the ca be gifted or inflicted pseudo bloodline he had Shiva the burning ice a never melting ice that burned at temperatures over 300° C Naruto landed neatly on the thrashing demon right in front of its red-headed host the blonde side and reared back a chakra covered fist time to wake brother he stated before ramming his fist into gark face sheal eyes snapped open as the sand demon screamed in Rage as it was being sucked back into its prison gar looked shocked as he plummeted to the ground massive icy towers and The Telltale poof of smoke of a boss summon being dismissed he looked up and the blonde boy no older than him as he slammed into the ground mumbling out a week how how did you get this power Naruto coed his head to the side then gave a soft smile my existence is more than just my own I give everything for my dream and protecting those it encompasses nothing will stop me from it ah the red head looked back and stared into the blue sky above him is that where strength comes from gar didn't see it but Naruto Shrugged strength can come from Rage and hate love or peace but the purest of all strengths comes from the desire to protect whether it be a dream or those around you at least that's what I have noticed narut paused and stared up into the sky as well I can show you brother I need your help as you will need my all right Gus said weakly wondering for the first time in a long time what the future may hold with the man who called him brother opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis I'm telling you man I'm going to kill King one of these days and take his place my rightful place as God amongst the Clones and I'm telling you it ain't possible you kill King and we all die quote dot dot dot but are you sure quite positive in fact killing him will cause the immediate destruction of ourselves as well bugger indeed enko and Conan just stood and watched as a pair of Naruto clones rambled on about dot dot well Cammy knows what frankly the entire experience weirded out the Harden Shinobi a little bit too much for their comfort somewhere in the back of their minds they mused on how impressive it was that Naruto had the ability to make independently thinking clones but still weird after a good 5minute rant on the many uses of bacon and ramen Conan coughed lightly taking the Clones by surprise you two are here why she said her face blank one of the Clones the one with dreams of a hostile takeover side and cocked his head we are here to guide you through an excessively long series of sewers and caverns eventually ending up a hidden underground Palace anko raised an eyebrow seriously the other clone the sensible one sighed no we're just here to dispel once you get here and let the boss know you're waiting by now and with that the peir dissolved into a fine Mist Conan turned to anko we shall never speak of what we saw here anko stared at the spot the Clones had been standing in out of the corner of her eye Amen to that opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening par parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis orochimaru's side as the two monsters disappeared there goes that Invasion plan however he could still get his revenge on the San he stopped and paused in his thoughts glancing around the cage box serut toi being nowhere in sight he left eye twitched once then twice [ __ ] opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis serut toi had left the cage box as soon as the ice lances had formed running as fast as his aged bones would take him towards the battle site he arrived in time to see and hear Naruto's little speech to the Fallen Gara before the blonde boy leaned down and picked the red head up steadying him as gar fought off a wave of nausea no doubt induced by a combination of to much demon chakra and a fist to the face hen took the opportunity to step out of the Shadows then in front of the pair hello Naruto [ __ ] he had to give the boy credit if he was surprised to see him he hid it well narut raised an eyebrow hello Gigi can I help you internally he was swearing up a storm wondering if the old man had come to interfere with him he couldn't take a battle with the sand a right now he was to lacking in Chakra from his fight with gar and most importantly while even if he was at the top of his game he still lacked vital combat experience the sandan let out a held in breath no I just I just wished to see if you were all right and what exactly you were up to narut looked at serut toi then at gar then back at the Hokage leaving with gar what you see here is what you get the Hokage sighed I doubt you're going back to Kiri are you reasonable assumption says I'm not narut snapped back as if he wasn't staring one of the five most dangerous Shinobi to live in the face I just want to give you one last offer of Asylum here in konaha hereis and said the first trace of weakness entering his voice Naruto's face softened a bit thanks but no thanks I have my own goals my own dreams to pursue and they do not lie here he put his free hand up in a calming gesture not to say I hate this place I used to Yan know when I was young but I realized a few years ago hate is such an empty emotion few things are worthy of doing that to yourself and despite the way this place treated me well I can understand serut Toby raised an eyebrow at that really he got a smirk from the blonde not saying I forgive their attitude or anything though oh are that I'm coming back n a white horse to save these fools anytime soon no while I won't shed a tear if this place Burns I ain't going to be the one that throws the match the hokage's shoulders slumped slightly I suppose that's better than I could have hoped for all things considered narut nodded sagely I that it it now then I must take my leave if you don't mind he started walking again then paused how odd I could have sworn there was going to be an invasion around now wonder if the old snake had forgot or something at any rate I wish you luck G and a long healthy life who knows what the future may hold Nar laughed and a small hint of a smile crept onto the old monkey's face you to narut you too and with that they both turned to go their separate ways well until Naro whipped around a there is one thing you can do for me can y take mirashi anko off the act of Shinobi list I don't really need her marked as a nuk nin as well sand Dame opened his mouth in an ins spoken question then side and shook it from his head all right Naruto for you and for her you both deserve better than this place gave you a silent nod was all the response given as the two giki stocked off into the dense Woods opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis opening parenthesis closing parenthesis several days later in the woods of fire country narudo gar Conan and anko were all walking together in what to most San people would be in Eerie silence well Conan and G were walking in silence Naruto and anko were talking animatedly on the benefits of serpentine summons as opposed to something more conventional like a toad or a monkey all four stopped suddenly moments later a soft chuckling was heard an ow a junin of Kiri stepped into the path Naruto sneered at him his hydr Persona taking full effect so the zukich DS to send his pet sensor after me I'm honored I'll level the neutral glare at the blonde Hydra you have been found guilty of treason against kaker and are asked to surrender yourself to me if you come quietly you will be given a fair trial if you resist well lethal force is authorized for use Hydra snarled hefting the kubiri howo from his back I've seen a fair trial in Kiri before I'll take my chances with resisting and with that he launched himself forward swinging his massive sword in a wide Arc Al smirked and jumped backwards throwing a handful of Kai out as he leapt back Hydra growled twisting his sword and deflecting a few of the projectiles leaving three to embed themselves in his shoulder talk is cheap little Hydra show me what you can do Al stopped his backwards Retreat drawing a tondo from behind his back and charging Hydra the blonde container grunted as he brought kubikiri in closer blocking the Furious Tonto strikes using his oversized blade as a makeshift shield with a shove and a grunt he pushed the older Shinobi back a few feet and did a flurry of one-handed hand seals beside him two Hydro bunions popped into life both wielding copies of kubikiri with a manic grin the three surged forward this time putting Al on the defensive Al's lips tightened as he withdrew a second Tonto and stepped into a more defensive stance using speed and experience against the power and admitted clumsiness of the large KU after a few minutes of this he growled in frustration enough of these games he flung a Tonto to either side stabbing both clones through the head dispelling them before landing a particularly devastating Palm strike similar to the ones used by hyuga right over hydra's heart the blonde staggered back caught by surprise those kind of hits ones generally directly against organs and the chakra system took a bit longer to heal Al smirked and was about to go in for the kill when he felt a cold blade pressed against the back of his neck this was followed by the feeling of sand covering his legs then paper covering his mouth and nose cutting off his Air Supply he turned his head slightly and found himself looking into the cold unwavering gaze of Conan and not far behind her gar he cursed himself for his own stupidity forgetting about hydra's companions that easily Naruto after gasping for air himself straighted and walked over to the incapacitated junan forget I had friends [ __ ] Naruto sighed and furrowed his brow in thought wek let you go His companion stared at him shocked take a message to your superiors leave me alone and I will leave you alone I have no issue with Kiri for now outside and nodded slightly and the paper eased off his mouth trying not to look to desperate he greedily and stealthily sucked in a breath of air is that all Nar Shrugged yeah oh tell them that if the mizukage ever becomes a smoking hot woman with a bloodline and a thing for blondes tell them I might be willing to come back he snickered to himself at that not realizing that would come back to bite him in the ass years down the road Al rolled his eyes at the absurdity of that hea would have the irony Gods coming back to haunt him down the road before he disappeared in a swirl of mist leaving the four companions there alone anko pouted why' you get to have all the fun Hydra Shrugged sheepishly a how about I promise you the next random enemy we face you get to beat the crap out of she grinned happily deal now what were we heading to again Naruto sighed in exasperation I told you we going to go and try to gain a new recruit Naro sighed as he stretched in the hotel bed a small smile forming as he hugged the form of the blue-haired woman next to him closer this of course was followed by his body tensing up as another arm draped across his chest from from the other side turning his head he followed the arm to the purple-haired woman it belonged to also curled into his side brief thoughts of panic entered his mind the hormones kicked in and he realized he didn't care without another thought he closed his eyes again and went back to sleep pulling both women closer to him several hours later found the trio meeting gar in the tea house across the street Naruto smiled as he came up to Gar hey man how did you make out last night gar who was still not over the whole sleep deprivation thing had stayed in a separate hotel room watching movies during the night specifically the entire princess Gale collection apparently the red head was a huge fan who knew well attempted to watch them anyways the red head fixed the trio with a cold stare you were all very loud all three of his traveling companions blushed heavily and looked anywhere but him I had to use my sand to soundproof your room as you were upsetting the other guests H it was possible for a human face to get redder and though Nar would probably never know that he was channeling his mother more than ever at that moment unfortunately for me as I am connected to my sand I still heard everything he cocked his head at anko I did not know human vocal chords could reach that pitch he turned to Conan and you apparently are far more flexible than should be possible for the human body Conan buried her face in her hands while anko examined her hands and sand narut scratched the back of his head red as tomato hey yeah sorry about that GAR gave a shrug of indifference it is of no bother now however I believe social convention requires me to give you a high five and tell you that you are the man Naruto palmed his face oh sweet Camy 000000000000 Itachi why are we headed to kah anyways The Itachi in question II Itachi resisted strangling his partner for the 10th time that morning because our Target was last spotted at the chunan exams and they were recently held in konaha it's our best bet at locating him the duo were currently sitting in a nice tea shop in a small town a few days between konaha and tanzaku Guai it wasn't a bad of a town but Itachi was in an extraordinarily cranky mood this particular day some jackass in the room above his and been loud in there couplings the previous night and an ucha without their beauty sleep is a cranky ucha as opposed to their normal Perpetual state of wine normally a smart person would simply leave said cranky uch alone especially if their most notable Act was killing everything they ever loved it can never be said Kisame was a smart person truly him and Naruto would have been great friends in another life what's he look like anyways aachi's left eye twitched almost imp perceptibly bright blonde hair tends to wear Navy cloaks and clothing sometimes wears the old style of aim respirators last known traveling companion is Conan rumored to be in the company of more now bright blonde hair yes twitch Navy cloak yes twitch and navy clothing yes twitch twitch quote dot dot dot with Conan yes twitch and she has blue hair and golden eyes right yes [ __ ] you work with her for years and you're telling me you [ __ ] forgot what she [ __ ] looks like are you godamn [ __ ] is that what that stupid [ __ ] sword is compensating for not your sardin sized penis but your guppy brain it should be noted that normally Itachi is a nice calm person but is stated earlier today was just not his day wo now Kisame put his hands up in a calming gesture calm down man calm calm you want [ __ ] calm I'll give you [ __ ] calm it quickly progressed through irritation straight to murderous rage something that all uch are well versed in quote exclamation mark quot kissim bit out before his partner lit him on fire with Amaterasu Itachi paused wait what did you say Kisame let out a breath he'd been holding I said there's someone matching that description right over there H said pointing behind the Uchi Itachi Whirled around catching sight of the table Naruto and his group were sitting at of course after that Outburst they were all staring at him senua [ __ ] 00000000000000 Naruto enko Conan and gar all glanced at each other then at the fuming Akatsuki ninja standing not 50 ft away check please 000000000000 as the group slapped down some money and dashed out of the shop Itachi swore you are not getting away and with that exclamation he jumped through the large store front window hey no one can claim he was thinking straight chicagami dance the Uchi swore as he cired with a nearby garbage can watching it get impaled on a giant paper spear which then exploded hey he growled out didn't these people have any respect for the aesthetic of battle they were supposed to have a confrontation out in the middle of the street he would give them a nice chance to come quietly then the battle would begin sabaku Q Itachi felt sand engulf him oh you mother fu sabaku Soo a large explosion erupted as the sand imploded resulting in a spray of small chunks of molten glass which really was quite inconveniencing to those watching the fight namely Kisame Naruto and anko who had in an INSP spoken agreement decided to see how this fight turned out after all quality entertainment like this only comes around so much Itachi had of course swapped with an exploding clone a moment before the sand closed in on him he straightened up giving both his opponents a classic Uchiha glare copyright before settling his eyes on the little red-headed Terror all right he began smoothing out his akitsuki cloak No More Mr nauch chiha suku yomi he yelled as his eyes morphed into their mangio form there was a tense moment of silence as absolutely nothing happened gar tilted his head to side I'm sorry was that supposed to do something Itachi gaped his prized technique his favorite genjutsu that he had carefully sculpted into Perfection did absolutely nothing what the hell it's an i based genjutsu how the [ __ ] did you avoid it Gara nodded to himself a I have a layer of sand covering my whole body including my eyes any sort of direct I contct genjutsu like that is filtered out by the Demonic chakra before it even reaches my eyes well Fu chicagami dance u c Itachi screamed as he dodged a small storm of paper shans which all promptly exploded as they got close to him this time he did not perfectly Escape he was thrown for the blast looking worse for wear parts of his cloak were burned and his eyebrows well they were singed off along with a fair length of his hair my hair my eyebrows you [ __ ] gar Shrugged I don't see what's so bad about out the look Itachi snapped amerasu Conan's eyes widened as black Flames surged towards her horrible black fire and being made of paper yeah that didn't mix so well a split second before paper met fire Naruto cired with her and grinned sujan burning black Flames met frigid black Waters the Flames of Amaterasu sputtered and died against the Waters of the Mami Itachi couldn't believe it both of his maneko attacks defeated so soundly he was so stunned he noticed far to late the Black Water surged towards him Gathering into a serpentine head he dodged but not enough that it didn't soak his arm he screamed in pain and glanced down his arm was covered in blisters and oh did it burn what narut smirked at the uch the Waters of sujun are close to absolute zero in terms of temperature they the Y to the yin of my burning ice of Shiva just a touch and your arm there is suffering from oh I'd say third degree frostbite hurts doesn't it the water coiled around its Master the snake likee head seeming following Itachi's every move be careful you might just lose it if it isn't treated soon Itachi swore grinding his teeth in pain he had made a mistake he had lost has cool and look where it had gotten him not to mention the little blonde bastard was right kiss let's go the shark man sighed and gave give a shrug whatever you say with that the pair both shunin away narut let out a sigh of relief as the water around him dissipated into the air sujan took a lot of chakra even on his own warped scale hell it would probably kill a normal Shinobi he slumped backwards falling into Conan he gave his love a lopsided grin well it's been an exciting morning now hasn't it thanks the end thanks for watching also remember to subscribe and like this video see you in the next video

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Published: Wed Jun 05 2024