We're Running, It's Bad (Again) | Critical Role C2E128 Highlights & Funny Moments

my ex-boyfriend started dating my sister how should i handle it first off boyfriend oh grody to the max do you like kiss and rub cooties on each other's stinky bods uh barf in my mouth my advice let your dumb sister have that dumb dork and while they're frenching in your dad's geoprism just slingshot a flaming bag of dog poo into that nasty loveness and walk away from those losers knowing you just caused maximum carnage thank you gail that was great advice we have another letter here dear gail i have gophers in my lawn how do i get rid of them oh easy sleazy smack those goofies in the mouth let them know that's your dirt baby and if they don't like it gaggle with a spoon [Laughter] this one says dear gayle my boss gave a promotion to someone else less qualified than me do i say something you know what when i'm down in the dumper i grab a six pack of rc pop a box of runts and laugh my butt off at the movie amadeus that winged out piano dude kills me the way mozart always mad goofing driving salieri to plot the young prodigies downfall until ultimately salieri realizes that in destroying his mortal enemy he's actually depriving the world of an unwritten unparalleled musical genius all kind of people are so weird thank you gail and thank you hit point press matt back to you yes thank you hit point press for allowing all of that to transpire oh i'm in pain you see the sallow jaundiced face of master trent akathon looking at uh veth and jester caleb takes up laura's staff and grinds it through phosphorus in his hand and casts wall of fire between them castle of fire between them yeah okay between us and trent between us and trent damaged side facing trend so as he looks to instance interesting your first reaction is to break this wall of fire yeah well i guess let's roll initiative guys okay okay that's not a good start uh 25 to 20. oh yikes trent goes first because he rolled pretty damn high on his uh initiative there and the wall disappears okay okay okay okay okay okay they were pretty yeah well i am quite curious as to what brings you here i i don't know if we're still in uh the order but i throw um firebolts at him oh god okay as soon as the spell is uh the wall is down i'm not done that is a 17 to hit 17 is not hit does not hit okay jester what are you doing um i am going to reach down and and grab beth's shoulder and reach forward and grab the back of caleb and i'm just going to try to board of recall again my last big spell was that a counter spell it was a counter spell counter spell to you you have to say count as well so i can counterfeit right i'm getting to it oh god um all right so at what level do you counterspell third third level go ahead and roll oh oh no you rolled a 20. did you roll a 20 again he did i rolled a natural 20. and trent kind of looking over you as this happening goes this is extremely rude i'm just asking some questions this wasn't expected as he puts his hand up you see this blur in the air the the striking spear of of unraveling arcana just jutting from his hand that's reaching towards the spell as you react and counter it with your own as they both hit it's like two waves of similar energy hitting and then canceling out nothing absence everything that he released fails good luck you taught me well it's the last thing you say before oh [ __ ] holy holy butthole i feel like i've been doing calisthenics it was actually a three guys [Laughter] we've been lying about the dice rolls legitimately on this dice rolled two 20s in a row and then you roll the 20. that's [ __ ] crazy i can feel the roots of my hair i was about to say laura your hair looks very bed tossed and amazing right now oh my god over the top as you kind of do the slow motion hand stand over looking the the pointed uh tops of it yeah yes as i call them poodle palers uh the the pointed tops of what they're called that's what my mom called him she's [ __ ] up my mom is dark your mom is dark i understand that half of your personnel okay you vanish how many texts how many texts a lot of text 137 all week all week all week all week all week well that went off without a hitch that's exactly we have no idea what happened in there perfection i super murdered a guy you did yeah i was serious i kind of i don't know if i won't ever do that again kind of par for course yeah sometimes you need to do what you know you have to do things happen that's voice as she's talking to you almost seems to echo and fade as a voice fills your mind oh nambrenne that was uncalled for see now i'm worried you can sit and cool off i don't know if i'm ready to talk to you yet oh okay um well that we can go down if you want to be up on the ground oh sorry um i'll just sit here then i guess he was talking to me like you do beth put it down what is oh oh whoa we stole them yeah this is why we did it oh yes you know i don't really like it i mean it's just a little tacky do have to attune to them yeah to be functional yeah yeah so you do yes half hour think carefully i'm not attuned to it don't [ __ ] say that you're not even here i'm i'm talking the florida in my brain there wasn't much in the ice box but there's some baby carrots and hummus um and yes i had some some warm pabst i start to absolutely mindedly eat a baby carrot so you guys i um i don't know if how much should we say out loud because torrent could be growing on us right now um spell it in baby carrots just sort of like i think you can well then right in the house write it in the hummus he could still see that yeah i don't think baby carrots are immune to that adult carrots i got nothing okay we can talk after you know an hour who is it the boogeyman what okay good it's them come in oh you're okay you're okay dude guys trent showed up i saw him walking in whoa why didn't you tell us oh you don't have yeah message like you really should learn how to do that though it's super useful i i can tell you how honestly we were a little trigger-happy i was a little trigger-happy it's a stressful situation in a place that stresses you out and i killed a few people we killed a few people i did as well i mean i sort of killed a guy too and i wasn't with you so you killed a guy yeah it was real brutal but you were up on the tower oh someone was up there uh-huh did you give him a quick next snap no you beat me did you give him the old shove off the tower quick death i thought about it the rot around the garage i think i should buy one yeah you punch him in the solar plexus and cause his heart to explode oh [ __ ] i can't do that and i didn't no i you know those vials of acid you gave me like a long time ago they're low grade acid yeah he was kind of um like an open mouth snorer type of a thing so it kind of just like you fed him the poisons that's the slow acid yeah that's wow i was like in his mouth you put the acid in his mouth yeah and then you snapped his neck to like mercy kill him i did after about 60 seconds because he wasn't dead yet that acid is good for like taking rust off of off of a blade after like four or five days of soaking you poured clr in his mouth and let him suffer oh apparently good for killing guards too a familiar voice creeps back in this guy traces of dunamancy i have my theories on where you might have learned this well now we're both double dealing why do you run as opposed to talk in every barrel of apples there is one with a rotten worm in it i am that worm what did he say i think he has implied he uh i'm a little worried for isaac he's the most dangerous man that i think exists in the empire chester why does the most powerful guy have to be such a [ __ ] why can't he be a nice powerful guy why bother being powerful if you're nice think of all the people you could help which which part are you not okay with the trent talking to you part of the killing people part of the endangering essex part that's a question are they endangering my family part can i try while we're resting i want to try divine intervention oh god no [Laughter] 99 yeah god dies [Laughter] as you kind of reach out to grasp his attention he's like i'm sorry it's a bit of interference at the moment um a bit predisposed but uh next time oh you're not you don't want to hang without us on the beach leave a message what was he up to i don't know he's predisposed he's probably you know sounds intriguing strangling some people i don't know oh geez [ __ ] you seem proud of that i'm gonna walk just along the coast uh away from everybody and um hey uh storm lord it's uh it's me joshua your old uh pal we're in a bit of a pickle i just i i well for starters i i went on a date with bo i don't need to tell you these things um i think i need your help i want to be able to help my friends and i i think i i've given away one of my swords to this woman named kima but she gave me one that seems very cool i don't know if you have a purpose for me but i would like to be your i would like to be your champion i would like to be the avatar of the storm lord whatever that even means i don't know i tried to communicate you have such a different relationship but i tried to communicate with the storm lord oh oh and just kind of say like hey i'm here if you need me here sit down with me sit down okay and i said um cross-legged in front of yasha okay let's sit cross-legged in front of her i'm gonna do ceremony whoa what is that so i'm going to um put my hands out and hold my hands in front of you and close your eyes okay i've never done this before but i you know i feel like this is going to work okay and i'm going to say oh storm lord should i repeat after you oh yeah that's good oh storm lord yasha is here for you yasha is here for you that's me oh god that's your opinion no yeah that's good that's good yes i am here for you i want to be dedicated to you i want to be dedicated to you make me your champion make me your champion help me with your dedication what did you say bless me with your daddy bless me with your dedication bless you with mine and i will bless you with mine yeah that's good and i'm going to send my power into our hands and cast dedication you know it's uh i thought it could give you that connection that maybe he'll be able to hear you and see you a little bit stronger right now chester thank you so much this is such a great way to learn yeah i i mean i don't think i'm going to be besties with him like you are with ortagon but you don't know who knows i'd be up for it maybe he needs a bestie but maybe he does i i think i would be a really good bestie to him if he really wanted it and he can probably hear you saying all of it now because you're dedicated yes i if you need just a best friend someone to talk to i'm here i'm gonna in the sand just take my finger and make like a a little lightning bolt i the last time i i think i prayed to him i drew a dick because that's what you did and then i realized maybe i should draw his symbol yeah yeah that makes sense to you and yasha just just so you know i'm available for other ceremonies too if you ever wanted to do anything oh what on earth or do you mean i don't know how everything went we haven't talked but i'm letting you know if it went really well and things keep going really well i'm here for you thank you jester um things went really well just side note um a very wise friend once told me that to kiss and tell would be very uncouth so um i'll just keep it inside maybe one day we'll talk about it thank you just you're gonna glance over to the side and you can see artie's kind of sitting there his feet in the sand as well i lean over and i just pull his eyelid open hi do you want a coconut alcoholic beverage robot a few please yeah do you have any extra coconut drinks i just offered one to our target yeah the traveler to the traveler i bought two extras to go you look over to where she's kind of looking towards our tagging there's nobody there look back and one of your drinks is gone within an instant like you glanced away and then you look over and kind of look behind her and you can see the green cloak billowing you know sun's kind of coming down in the sky and you just see this little straw start slurping before it disappears into the wind there is a problem one other person knows about him great green oh cree i was talking about the gentleman yeah the gentleman is where we were going to send them there's one other person who knows about him who eyes of nine all of them right great yeah create notes my brain what just happened whoa what happened i'm getting feedback wow he's leaning into the role playing deprivation but nobody else knows about them don't ever give produces those coconut drinks ever again they're they're liquored aren't they oh i might have accidentally switched up your virgin one i'm sorry can't backtrace a message spell right i don't know this not that you're aware of make an arcana check you're asking the sailor cool plus two natural one are you [ __ ] kidding me who lives in a pineapple under the sea i hate that i can't whisper from this distance and i look forward to just facetime just text you mean like how i facetimed all of you for my butt this morning that was amazing twice twice in five minutes we jumped on to have a conversation with your butt but your boat wasn't there he's more of that silent but dead [Laughter] mesa i miss my sapphire and like her eyes shoot wide open and she just gives you a big big hug and just pulls you in closely i didn't know you're going to visit today i didn't either everything's not okay you could be in danger here i know how hard it is for you to leave but i think you should what have you done i'm sorry i'm not angry i just just worry about you yeah i love you i love you too you are growing up aren't you too fast more proud than i could ever think look you haven't brought danger to us danger has been finding its way into our lives before you did any of this but this danger i brought it's unforgivable and i know that you'll forgive me for it and it's unforgivable it just kisses you i mean that's pretty nice you know since you've gone off and met your really impressive and intimidating friends uh i've had a lot of time to spend with luke and i never thought myself as like a stay-at-home dad but you're really good at it i kind of really like it and you're you're you're fantastic with children you're fantastic with me but it's just it's just not fair anymore so what i'd like to do very much i'd like to end the immediate threat and then i want to come home and just be with you and the boy we'll have adventures together at home wherever we decide to make our home can you hold on just a few more weeks hold on as long as you need me to i know what you're doing is important what's been an unexpected joy for me is realizing that so many years of trying to to be the man of the house i'm much better being the support of it we're awkwardly waiting outside of people's doors being pretty useful josh and i just like make out in between people walking by just like ping pong down the road just making out right the uh the yeah the horny teenager not wasting any moment yeah i get it messing up all the picture from this weird staircase we'll be safe it's kind of uncomfortable but it's kind of fun no one's in here until after the ball team leaves it's fine well this is transpiring the two of you have kind of carefully coasted downstairs behind blued kind of blending into the environment you're looking like you're helping bust tables which as you're doing that uh carlos from behind the bar no glances over and goes excuse me who are you oh uh i'm i'm new i'm new here i'm just sort of i'm responsible for all the hires of the establishment i have not met you before if you are going i need you to leave just some weirdos started busting yeah this dude just walks in and starts cleaning tables and taking [ __ ] out the application are you are you hiring are you not anymore you can't just walk into an establishment and start pretending like you worked there you just think you were stephen spielberg how did i get in here and i'll just start walking the way i came from as you head to the stairs the front door oh there yeah it turned around so easily i started walking towards the exit let's just see carlos over there going go on sorry yeah so you sure you don't need any extra look you already made a bad impression and i hate to have to make a scene in front of all of my customers but this is a fine establishment so channels all right yes i appreciate your time thank you good day i don't i don't have a hat [Laughter] i'll go to the go to the door and just sort of nice outside look at the weather i think i'm just nonchalantly going to walk back upstairs once he walks up and i kind of see him out of the corner of the eye can it stop hey what's up what's up we got a problem downstairs what's wrong two uh two guys down by the front door weird guys yeah they've got magic and they are waiting for us to come downstairs ford is outside too it's kind of complicated i'm really not sure what to do about it he he tried to bust a table i'm not entirely sure what happened he kind of got thrown out was he trying to be undercover by busing yeah it was not a it was it was a bad [Laughter] call not even an establishment it's the least inconspicuous thing you can do it's the one person everyone recognizes really but uh he's learning you know aren't we do we have a go word are we just going now apparently it was sarsaparilla but i don't know if i'm waiting for that cue because they keep separating people who can't send messages also yeah we can't send anything i can't send [ __ ] this keeps happening i keep pointing it out you want to count to like 20 and then we go sure one two two three four i'm gonna start making my way down the stairs [Music] hiding all right i'm gonna cast this guy's self let me get this option check with advantage okay that was a ride it just trying to convey a message to brennan to bran and at this point you recognize the voice speaking in a duendalian zemnion accent a female voice we are here to let you know in the short time we have that you need to go where anywhere but yeah if there's anyone important to you leave with them twenties um frustrated as they begin to approach the exterior of this you see the door open and to the right a familiar red-robed trent ichathon oh [ __ ] so you are now darting the streets holding onto the hands of the stragglers kind of pushing through alleyways and darting through individuals that you know seem to be just watch you as you brush past their shoulders abruptly confused and until eventually work your way towards tide peak tower you can see the peak of it coming closer and closer into view we've been playing this for years it's make-believe i'm so scared my cardiovascular disagrees me too this is what i have worried about since the first day we set foot in nicodranas and it is happening yeah you see what looks to be a a cylindrical silver or at least polished metal case about that long looks almost like a cigar if you will ah this was a gift to the master from the uh pansophical he just like throws it in the ground the glass case shatters open the emblem scatters across the ground in the middle then kind of rolls and stops against some of the broken glass and he kind of ah do you have any knowledge you did that yes yes it was all me can you tell me anything about it or is it up to me although it was given to him by someone who jumped from place to place and on the inside you see a a piece of vellum that is wound very tightly and like a very very compact scroll of some kind yeah so you do not recognize the language sylvan celestial nope deep speech under common halfling dwarven nope thieves can't abyssal celestial or nope elvish giant and sullivan nope infernal nope ford come on [Music] have you ever learned a second language i sit down and start working on comprehend languages which will take me uh 10 to do as you're unrolling it still it is very long like the the text continues and as you kind of reach this lengthy almost like three and a half foot element it comes to an end something falls out of the final bit a long metal rod that ping ping green hits the ground it has this kind of gentle fiery kind of reddish ember glow to it it's a tuning fork as you finish your comprehend languages you read it immediately as draconic or a variation of draconic um and it is it is a spell scroll yeah it is a plane shift plane shift is what i thought and this uh tuning fork i think is going to take us someplace hot but not quite as hot as this place so who wants to go to hell or the plane of fire or i'm not entirely sure okay can it take all of us for the mighty ten you and up to eight willing creatures well the the windows generally can be shifted by the master but he's not here no but there are windows you could look through you have a spoon that you can look into and see outside on a rotating 180 degree axis that is a really cool uh i don't but but i'll ask the master comes back i have a terrible idea we can we can hide them in the one place we know they won't be able to find them in the ball just for a little while we do this wait what if some of us went in the ball and then we could carry it as an object through this plane shifting thing both of those are good ideas i don't remember how to get out of the ball i'll go to one of the windows okay sorry the tuning fork you know is that a nervous guy when i get nervous anyone goes in the call it has to be the most well-rested individuals it's also can get out safely it's it's but that's also bananas because you might need the most well-rested people to defend in whatever plane this is like unless a golem comes and kills kills you in the ball well i can't go in this is a pickle i can't go all right all right i'll go and go in the bowl oh this is such a bad idea and then we just need to move now who else is going on the ball you're going the ball if you go in the if you go in the ball you'll get dropped in the study there's one room it's just the dragon exit that's it that's one room you just have to remember which one goes to the drag here take the map who's going in i've got the map are you going in where are you i'll go in with both all right oh you guys are just gonna [ __ ] make you need at least one magic person to charge those glyphs in the dragon eggs around that's not me you hear excuse me i'm sorry you have to go you can't come in here you just us by us three yes okay all right and the ball so yeah i will use the scroll instantaneously to open the gate okay it is a six second casting time okay the light brightens up and there is a sudden flash and everyone who is in the proximity of ford who had chosen to go into the sphere are gone and the ball just kind of ting ting king king grab the ball i'm holding onto the ball and you are currently going through the scroll yes reading and reading as you're reading it the fork is heating up and heating up and heating up and as you go to complete the spell the door entryway kind of opens up and you see they're kind of darting in you see astrid you you know the the the presence here this this is this is the the at the ready for a counter spell you finish reading the rod begins to glow brightly and all of you feel yourselves being pulled from this reality as her hand goes limp oh she let us go again it's like ralph and sound of music [Laughter] because that's a fun cutting point i'll go ahead and end it there for tonight [Applause] [Music] who went into the happy fun ball bow yeah yeah yeah and then everyone else traveled to wherever it seems that rod is attuned to all right [Music] you

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Published: Mon Mar 08 2021