- We got some truths about your tooths. - Let's talk about that. (upbeat funky music) Good Mythical Morning. - Is there something different about you? - Yeah. Glad you noticed. I put some, some face
moisturizer on this morning. They say it makes me look
younger, what do you think? - It makes you look different. - Yeah. - Oh, I gotta get me some of that. - Yeah. I'll give you some. I got plenty to go around. - Open your mouth, look at those
hard white things in there. Those are teeth. You know, the things that you use to open ketchup packets with, but just because you have 'em doesn't mean you know
everything about 'em. So today, I'm gonna test and
expand your knowledge and - Better watch out. - your knowledge with a game it's called, what you know about those
things in your mouth hole? All right, you get, your
face is more efficient. I, I don't think it's a moisturizer, it's like, it's just, - Yeah. - like it's more aerodynamic or something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah - I don't know. - Yeah. - But it, but it's great. - Yeah. I love it. - Keep 'em guessing. - Yeah. That's right. - Keep 'em guessing. Lots to guess about. All right, happy national
tooth fairy day, by the way. - Oh. You're welcome. - That's what we're celebrating here. Hug a tooth fairy if you
happen to run over one, I mean run into one. Hmm, here's what's gonna happen. - Okay. - I'm gonna give you some questions. - Oh yeah. - And then there's gonna
be multiple answers and - Multiple choice. - you have to choose the
one that you want to choose. - I choice. - I'm gonna give you three lifelines. You get to pull two teeth, that means get rid of two answers. - Oh, that's clever. - You can ask a tooth fairy. - Oh. - Or you can get a bobblehint
from your bobbleself. That's right. Your bobbleself back there
will give you a bobblehint. If you get at least four of these right, you win a custom grill. - Ho! - And so do you. I'm gonna mail on every one of you that gets at least four of these right. - Okay. Put some fine print on the bottom. That's not true. - Here we go. According to Visa's annual
Tooth Fairy survey for 2015, - Oh. - they have that. - Really. - On average, American
children receive blank for each tooth they
give to the tooth fairy. Is it $3.19, $5.06, $2.19 cents or a swift kick to the groin? - Mm, you don't need to be
kicking the kids in the groin. - I, if you ever have a chance of - They'll lose another tooth. - getting kicked into groin
by tooth fairy, take it. - Oh, the, - Take it. - the fairy's doing it? - The fairy's doing it. - Okay, that's, that,
you can do that all day. I'm just gonna use some intuition here. I think that the average parent probably, people make a decision. Am I gonna give my kids $5? Am I gonna give my kids $1? And the average between
those two is three. So I'm gonna go with 3.19,
A, that's my final answer. - You are correct. - Yes. - But listen, here is a fun fact, the tooth fairy is actually
not a fairy at all. She is a Quendi from the line of Ilúvatar considered the fairest and
wisest race of Arda and given sapience by the Ainur
at the end of the third age. Because fashion, for about $100, kids in Thailand can purchase
blank for their teeth in easy do it yourself kits. - $100, huh? - Do it yourself kits. - Is it dentures, grills,
braces or miniature tooth hats? Pretty, pretty good idea, right? You smile for a big it's
like, oh, what are you? What are they celebrating? Someone's birthday? - $100, do it yourself. Well, grills doesn't make any
sense because that would be, it would be cheaper than $100, but... - Would it be? Have you seen grills? - Do it yourself braces. - Blingy grills. - Do it yourself braces seems like the kind of thing that
would happen and then we'd be talking about it. So I'm gonna go with C, braces. - You think that makes sense? - Yeah, I do. - I don't, but it is correct. - Hey, hey! Two for two! - Here's some pictures. They're not functional, but they come in a variety of fun themes, including Hello Kitty. And they've been linked to, to
death of at least two teens. - They've been linked to, to death. - To death. - What do they over brace themselves? - Infections, man. - Oh. - Yeah. See your orthodontist. - Infections. I hate 'em. - Don't get braces from
Hello Kitty herself. - Oh.
- Oh. - She'll scratch you - She'll scratch the inside of your mouth and it'll get infected. - Okay. - I think it's the beard. I think your beard is shorter. - Really? You think so? - No, I'm just joking. - Well, I haven't really noticed. - George Washington had
wooden teeth, right? Wrong. - Wrong, myth. He had sets of dentures
made from ivory from blank that became stained giving
them the appearance of wood. (chuckles) Were they from an elephant,
a walrus, a hippo, or that amazing racial solidarity duet from Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney? You know it? ♪ Ebony and Ivory side by
side on my piano keyboard ♪ That's not how it goes. - But look, but, piano. He made piano two syllables. - Piano. - Piano.
- Yeah. - That's best part of the song. I'm gonna use a lifeline on this one. I'm going to pull two teefs. - Woo. All right. Ima pull Ebony and Ivory and elephant. - Oh, okay. All right. So I'm choosing between walrus, - Or a hippo. - and hippo. - What's in that George D dubs mouth? - Man. - Is it a D dub or is it just a dub? It's just a dub. - Hippo, hippo, not hippo because hippo's horns made from hair. It's like the cuticle situation. So I'm gonna go with the
walrus 'cause it's a toof. - Final answer? - Final answer. - So just clarifying question now that you've already
given your final answer, what, what are you talking
about hippos having horns? - Oh, I'm thinking rhino. - Too late. All right, that's the wrong answer. The right answer is hippo. - Oh, yeah, hippo. - But, but it's the, hornless hippo. - No, the horns, yeah. - The hornless hippo. - I was thinking about the horned hippo, otherwise known as the rhino. - Washington had several pairs of dentures some of which were made
using other people's teeth. - Oh, other hippos teeth. - You still got two
right. Don't, don't fret. In 2014 in Saudi Arabia,
doctors found a half inch rogue tooth growing inside
a 22 year old man's blank. Was it his ear, nose, brain, or butt? Gotta check everywhere, those doctors. Gotta be thorough. - Like checking for ticks. - Gotta check everywhere. - Checking for extra teeth is like checking for ticks or chiggers. Of course, chiggers usually
congregate in one area. - Breathe deeply. - Rogue tooth. Rogue tooth? Well, yeah, it's in the brain, man. Tooth on the brain. Tooth in the brain. Tooth in the brain, tooth
in the brain, in the brain. - Turns out it's not what you think it is. It's the nose. - Oh! - Check that out, man. Look at that. There it is right there,
pulling it out in an nostril. Now I felt boogers as hard as
teeth in my nose before and they were extracted and it was fine. Same with him. It was extracted and he's fine. Rhett, you're hurting a little bit. - Yeah, I am on two for four. Batting 500. - Two for four. In the days of the samurai, - Yep. - members of the warrior class
would dye their teeth blank as a show of loyalty to their masters. Would they dye their
teeth black, red, blue, or a weird mix of brown and green, which I'm calling bregrown? It's gonna be big this year. Pantsuits gonna be bregrown. - Really? - In the winter. - Oh. - Yeah, it's a winter style. - Sign me up. Put me on the list. - For a pantsuit. - For bregrown pantsuits. - Yeah, yeah. You'd look great in one of those. - I want ask the tooth fairy himself. - More, is it more neck? - A little bit more, yeah. I'm revealing a little bit more neck. Oh. - Oh, here she comes. (laughing) Welcome. You know what? We're having a sighting. - She's just as pretty as I remember. Just as pretty as I
remember when I was a child. Happy your national day, tooth fairy. - Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm happy you guys are celebrating. - All right. (laughing) - What you know about the samurai's teeth? - Ooh, many, many things - Bregrown? - Us tooth fairies love,
we don't like bregrown, but we love samurais
and they're black teeth is what I think. (laughing) - Said with a lot of confidence. - Yeah. - You never, you never
steer me wrong though. I mean, not you, Chase,
but the tooth fairy and the tooth fairy's never steered me wrong. - Yeah. - Every time you showed
up, we had a moment. - Us Quendels? Quendilis? We didn't even know what
you're talking about. - Why would I always have
money the next morning, but then I'd look in the
trash can next to my bed and my tooth would be in it? - It's a bad, bad tooth
fairy you got there. That wasn't me. - Oh. You're one of many. - It's regional? - Are you going with black or no? - Yeah, I'm going with black, A. - Mm, that's right. - Yay! - Good job, tooth fairy. - Thank you, Quen, Quendrell? - The practice is known as Ohaguro. Geishas would also dye their teeth black to create a stark contrast
with their white face makeup. Check that out. That's it looks like me when
I eat the edible ink, man. - I kind of like it. - Scared the crap outta
me when I saw myself. - Kinda like it. - I like it better on her. - Okay. - In the Appalachian regions
of the United States, - I have been there. - High levels of soda pop,
I.E. Cola consumption, have led to a dental crisis so severe that they've given it a name, blank mouth. Is it sugar mouth, Mountain Dew mouth, cheerwine mouth or purty mouth? As in he's got a real
purty mouth, ain't he? - Oh, please don't go there. Man. - He's got a real purty mouth, ain't he? - Okay, well, I, I, I need
to, I gotta get four to win, so I'm going to consult my bobbletwin? I'd like to consult my bobbletwin. - All right, ask him. - Hey, hey buddy. - Hey man, looking good over there. Is it your ears? Are they lowered? Is it, did you get a hair cut? - No, it's moist, it's moisturizer. - Oh, yeah. How can I help you? - The question is, - Yeah, I heard the question. I've been here the whole time. - So I, I would like a hint. - Oh yeah, I got one for you. - What kind of mouth are
we talking about here? - Washoo white lightning. That's my... What? I was just checking
out the microphone. - I can tell that, I can tell.. - I was just checking out the microphone. - I can tell that you're
just doing a voice. - It smelled funny. - But the thing that I, I'm wondering is how are you getting it to move? I don't see your hand going over there. Your arm can't reach over there. - See? See that? - Okay. - So are you going with, are you going with your bobble whisper? - What was the hint? - Ask him again? - What was the hint? - Washoo, white lightning. - I'm gonna go with
Mountain Dew for the win. - That is correct, Rhett. - Woo! - You win your very own set of grills. And here you go. I'm gonna put those in. Well, you can put 'em in yourself. As you're putting those
in, here's a fun fact. If you drink too much new grape,
your skin will turn purple. Actually, I misread that. If you get hit with a can of new grape, your skin will turn purple. (laughing) - 'Cause of a bruise? - I can't, let me see that bling, man. You earned it, brother. And you look great. That's what's different about you. - Yeah, it's the teeth. - Your teeth look awesome. - Kinda make me wanna vomit. This is not fitted for me. Who, who is whose teeth is that? Who's teeth marks is that? Don't worry about it. Thanks for liking,
commenting and subscribing. - Kevin. You know what time it is? - Hey, this is Anthony
from Albany, Georgia. Now it's time to spend
the wheel of mythicality. - The let the tigers tiger t-shirts are available only for a
little bit longer than a week. Just the rest of August, so you gotta get 'em
while they're available. RhettandLink.com/store - 2016. I don't know when
you're watching this. August, 2016. Click through to Good Mythical More. We're gonna shoot the breeze and hear about Rhett's experience
at a freak show and a buddy system update. World's worst - Aesthetician. - An aesthetician, that's me, just sit down and now just relax. Just relax. Now typically, I would like give you an injection of something, but I'm just, - Well, what is the procedure
before we get started? Because I cause I.. - Another doctor's gonna cut
you open from here to here and just rearrange everything. All I'm gonna do is make it
where you're totally relaxed. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna
inject you, I'm just gonna.. - I think you think you're
talking about an anestetician. - Isn't that what it is? What's an aesthetician? That is it. - What is an aesthetician? - You know the guy who puts you under? That's me. - [Man Off Camera] Link,
that's an anesthesiologist. (laughing) Anesthesiologist? - What's a aesthetician? What do they do on your face? - [Man Off Camera] Face, yeah. - Hey. - What the heck is that? - [Woman Off Camera] It's facials. - Do something on my face. - I'm gonna put you under so I can do something on your face. I don't get it guys. So, it's not in the
neck, it's in the waist. - And you could hand her a light bulb while she was hooked up to the
thing and it would light up. - Really? - Yep. - Did you have a light bulb on you? - I, I gave her all the light bulbs I had. That's why I don't have any now.
