"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Paul McCartney Interview

Paul McCartney man what a thrill this is thanks so much for coming on the show welcome our sure and begorrah that top of the morning you can just say hello hello Paul you're acting stupid I'm really sorry I do that sometimes now what did I say you start acting silly and you don't get your cookie at the end of the show hmm okay then just be good okay yeah you go new tell me Oh today I don't know what's going on all right cheer up so how's it going Paul everything's vibrating dude that's nice before we get started are you comfortable can I get you anything water okay there you go a nice cup of water for mr. McCartney wait a minute am I paying for it uh nope all the first ones free there you go drink up there now can I get you anything else beef what I thought you and Linda were strict vegetarians okay okay beef coming up yeah there now are we finally gonna do this interview we're gonna do it Joe it's al remember that Joe anyway just so I have it straight you were uh you were known as the stinky Beatle right what or was it the cute Beatle I forget one of those anyway um what kind of music you listening to these days do you like jazz or maybe classical I don't like jazz I don't like classical I see so what kind of music are you listening to uh-huh John Tesh what else beaucoup boom Goga boo boo Sex Pistols mm-hmm then what do you do dink so you have very eclectic tastes that's good speaking of music I was just wondering have you heard my new album yet that is probably the worst album I hate most oh well what do you think of my underarm deodorant hey yeah I knew you'd like it so Paul I guess this is a pretty big moment for you being on TV with me do you realize that at this very moment there are literally dozens of people watching you oh my god that's right so now as a public service I'd like to show everybody an extreme closeup of your lips Wow check out those lips look at those lips as Paul's lips ah hey did you know that the camera guy here is ticklish watch this Wow isn't this fun no all right time for you to entertain me I want you to sing some bit pop music boy no no no oh come on we want pip pop music give us a bit Bop music bit bit but room oh that was just great thanks oh by the way isn't that that shirt I got you for Christmas oh it looks good on you and you know I'm still wearing that steel wool underwear you got me ah anyway let's talk about the old days now I hear you used to be quite popular with the females not just humans are they let's change the subject a couple of quick questions how much do you have in your wallet right now you know a billion Wow impressive hey can I borrow five bucks no man okay how do you feel about sticking pencils up your nose I love that and knew you would you know I've had this piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth for the last week you think I should floss with a dull razor blade you've got to do it man it's it's the best way now I'll take your word for it say do you think your head will explode if you listen to too much Milli Vanilli I think it will so Paul being a famous bass player and all you must have an incredibly well-developed thumb will you show us your thumb oh okay would you do anything I asked you to yeah would you paint my house why no would you shave my back with your tea I actually don't have that much a problem with that cool well thanks for being on the show Paul you did a terrific job oh did I yeah you were great and let me just tell you confidentially you were always my favorite member of wings say I'm getting some people together to go bowling after the show you want to come along though that is like just so romantic no it's just bowling Paul you want to come or not it just would be great it's been my dream well all right you're there any final words for our viewing audience we're gonna do this good as done yes I couldn't agree more

Channel: alyankovic

Views: 1,303,097

Keywords: Weird, Al, Yankovic, Paul, McCartney, Beatles, interview, comedy, satire, funny, fake, AL-TV, AL-Music

Id: sqP1FEpoBG8

Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 22 2010