We Spent $200 On Awful Video Game Merch From Wish...

[Music] hello everybody my name is Beth my name is Peter apparently this is a thing people do yeah they go on this this terrible website called wish calm where you can buy various knockoff cheap horrible product some official things but largely horrible cheap product is like Aldi but bigger but and all from China yeah so we've done that we had a budget of 200 US dollars I'll reduce yeah we bought a load of stuff we've sort of split it you had half the budget I had the other half of the budget yeah it's all here Peter's gonna lift with your back we've put it in an Amazon box for presentation purposes you okay so in the same box yeah it's fine I'll put it down there okay there it is it's back on the floor we won't be able to see me if it's on the desk you may have seen a tweet from Adam pachitea implying that someone's account was compromised a little Adam for Tweety yes we're not saying we're not saying it wasn't us no but it's time to unbox some video game tat $200 worth of video game bollock on the company well are now possible not Alan Adam is it legally I've bought we bought it ourselves with our own money hmm yeah should we let's open the tat and there it is we'll keep your pile away from my pile of stuffs falling off we've got that camera we've got this camera hello that one there for close-ups of things maybe I should just give you the big one first yes should we okay I'll start this thing off shall I got more tables but we've got some scissors because this packaging is a bits a bit sticky yeah I don't know if I want to touch all of it some of these or probably most of these are open by hour because we just wanted to check that we've got what we asked for but we've not seen each others so this appears to be a sort of not sort of definitely a definitely PlayStation one classic there it is yeah I mean the control is a there suspect they appear to be USB know they are playstation there's a bug off sighs we'll start cable scar what I expect is available for five plus children and please no one loud they play it alone please doughnut doughnut disassemble or repair the GAM console by yourself the game console is not support wall case solution television oh great so we've got to plug an American plug into this you're going to set on fire oh god supplying sauce or there's no there's no shoulder button there's no shot of really weird I like this though yeah I thought you know you could stick it on your shelf maybe he's alright so yeah it's very simple doesn't have a PlayStation logo on it at all the two USB slots I feel like we need to try this but we'll roll some footage of that right now shall we now it's only got was it a red in a yellow yeah there's no white on the RGB one on RGB that the AV cable the app yeah okay it's missing one Oh God Oh quick cuz that is the reset button oh my god it's instant so there's just no if it's there's no picture we've got no picture or start something what we started what is happening Oh what is dip oh okay oh okay oh that's wait so it was on a different channel but still playing the sound dr. Mario Merritt Nereo Bros for large wrestle we tried Miriam yes Eve actually is look how bad this cable it like that I thought that was a deliberate effect oh my god what's the what's the bail here kill them all victim yeah but till he come out welcome back we can see now flip them upside down what is that blue one this is on meth oh god it's so horrible the wrestle yeah it's good plug Russell go Marie of six did that this say it's all just like blood soccer to hang on yeah Mario six let's give Mario six ago 1992 yeah remember in 1992 106 came out super gross what is barrister its Buster bully from Tiny Toons it is from Tiny Toon hi I'm Shirley the Loon balloon wise Mario now and a mouse oh it's a problem is that how you can jump oh okay you hold it yeah cut the carrots you know like Buster bunny slush Mario from Mario six whoa are you ready to blood-vessel fine bite which one oh my god is so fast the mine I'm on the bottom-left have no idea what's going on I'm in the top Oh I'm dead this is really bad that I'm gonna play that anymore 720 goblet tower what's force getting 420 oh I dia jump jump fish story deformable aim crash challenger twin B this is the sex game gone real-time action adventure their heels Express quick the monorail is out of control Princess Leia is gonna die this is the sex game I'm gonna be doing oh he died I don't wanna play this anymore peach I'm tired of it okay let's just hear that players out okay - your turn no boy for God's sake what is it brings back memories of last year it's some sort of baby apparel yeah I think as the words daddy on it I'm proof daddy does not play video games all the time I do not like it what do we do last time we've made I can show it to the side cap of course yeah just as they can get a nice view of that I'm proof daddy doesn't I did we cut eye holes for you last time we did I did that Wade sheep she want to see we repeat it [Music] well thank you you're very welcome my review I hope it brings you much joy it will I can already tell what would you like take your pick um Oh No DIY educational toys for ages 14 plus with instructions it's a it's a sort of Yoshi yeah it's it's an it's a no sheep look how small it is how many pieces there are I think that it's gonna be like this big but it's not at all I probably even have all the right pieces probably not all that there's so many then look how small that one is or in it this is gonna take well you don't think we can no we can't do this right now thanks Peter I hate it you're welcome there you go enjoying this I think it might be another article of clothing there's sort of a pattern to what I bought okay what goods I've just taken my previous one Oh excellent can you give us positive feedback journey to that dear valued customer thank you for your purchase what does it say it says I love my girlfriend that's not what it says it says I love my girlfriend thanks girlfriend I thought you'd like that I do I love it I love it when I'll wear it if you're not gonna wear no I love it are you gonna wear it my girlfriend let you just fall right now well I'll wear it I'm a bit warm in here aren't you no I've got my song got a ready on your shoulders it kind of the shoulders are in the wrong way yeah very strange well there we go I'm about to make you look even cooler a gamer boy no you aren't these are these children's glasses these are aunty let me find the dispatch note that one is really oh it's like a Halloween house anti-fatigue anti-radiation and teeths and then it just says no so i don't even know what there aren't a oh now you can play games I feel like a real game I'm gonna have to Tom Spira see a little bit I'm gonna have to I'm very aware that I might be cropping off the top of the frame so I'm gonna have to just coop you down a bit okay how I look you look great do you wanna try them on mmm yeah it's the worst shade of yellow it's like piss mushroom yellow yeah great love these yeah I've got something to level up your gaming as well okay it's another physical accessory okay yeah what is this have you got me a [ __ ] ring that is not a [ __ ] ring what on earth is it now I know how much you like to smoke the cigarettes right that you mean is a cigarette holster so that you can carry on gaming and play video games well what are you looking for something to put in it I can get you a pen a triple-a battery there's a pen over there on the desk oh yeah there's a chem right there so while you're gaming you can just go on I call and just keep gaming the whole time look at that show um Peter show the people at home where you're dealing with their but not only that but look how colorful it is yeah I think I mean is read and then there's a tiny bit of multi-coloured at the top and on the side yellow and blue and a bit of sort of gray black which is the best of the multicolored shades it looks disgusting it's horrible that's really cheap as well it's just all of this stuff is just they just take a bad material that's not good for the environment they put it into a mold and then they sell it to sell it to idiot yeah I might have to take up smoking now I think well yeah I think you should it'll be rude not to wouldn't this yeah kids at home don't smoke don't smoke unless you've got one of these cigarette holsters which guys it's like surprisingly reasonable they were practically paying me yeah - please - take it from me they're sponsored by like Marlboro so they're giving away free cigarette rings people start smoking boro boro right I'm just gay bringing you up more and more really am I getting gamer fight you the true game of God that you need to be a gamer gorsh and gamer within gamer this is fantastic look at this it's got there it's got the p1 control it has and the x3 control away and then it's got controller there from console yeah console I do own there's nebs is that one that's from the synthesis intend own eminence and engineering system yeah that one your tari Sega how do i with the schizos oh yes I love it with my controller lets me play video games great what else we got gamer is this all gonna come off in one satisfying thing or is it gonna be per letter I think it might be all one thing r / satisfying things I love I don't even know if you can even see that yes that's it sweet tribal tattoos might do Treiber you partner well the fast stripe god you're so quick look at him quick Williams you're in the quick relief zoom zoom zoom Wow I just threw it down there that just it's not a sign of disrespect I'm just gonna pick them up late yeah no I'm sure here's a poster a poster you have a tubular achieved alone shouldn't be the radical dude thing as well it's got this thing that's fun this is probably more fun and whatever it is that I'm gonna unravel right now oh it's a really cheap printed on actual parcel paper what what is it fortnight whoa really bad that's great look at big games is crop doctors in the bottom epic epic epic it's so discolored it is it's just on brown paper what did that used to say I don't know there is that even visible on camera it's dreadful as what it is I'm gonna let go look nearly lost your fingers Wow well thanks but I can't wait to put that on my wall you're like that I mean in the bin you're right this is fun yeah you sort of expect it to go great as you turn it but it doesn't or if I just keep Oh God oh that was a bit much there's a really loud noise didn't need that today huh again the bull robably more fun than it's made out of a fabric wet weather though it's just sort of coming away fraying oh there you go love that one video games don't make us violent lag does Wow gamers gamers gamers gamers horrible isn't made of rice paper it's got its got a printing code in the top right corner as well god I'm going through though isn't it it does make us violence stick it on to you with this yes please would you oh my god then ah what I'll get me a Nintendo switch PlayStation Vita I got you the PlayStation Vita switch actually has New Super Mario Bros on the back there and it's all compressed and sort of slightly of the wrong yeah even though there's no way that this is actually any sort of minta mp5 oh it's got there it's coming to Nintendo switch colors it has and it's way smaller than I was expecting I've got a switch portable media platter what but later oh my good it is a portable me delicious portable media platter what does this do oh hello oh oh it's turning on it's got lights on it oh oh my god it's taking it's at your techid what what's it doing oh oh this is running various tech and imagery what if you take that let me pick up the other camera we'll just film over your shoes got the Punisher Metal Slug so you've gone the King that might be the Kingdom Iron Fist tournament yeah show me the king oh god the noise restart marvelous Entertainment Inc yeah they make tech and don't they yeah play more I don't think I want to play any to be honest the King of Fighters ex2 howling blood press Start button oh I missed it Oh Oh God say seems Cantonese or something oh I should have just pressed a shouldn't I know I'm lost just oh my goodness I think I want to play mode I think we'll just shoved the whole game in to sort of emulators but I don't think it's support it surely doesn't support two-player mode at all but God's sake hello there's this king yeah and Marduk it's mostly Tekken images that now flash up oh my god he really is it's like three or four of them right we've got yes you got your media on there there's some horrible like there might be some really tiny is pornography or something well that's fine now oh my god all there are to this test and RM what is it oh my gosh happy to see your laughing face in it is it ghost under is it's a Ghost Rider why is Ghost Rider on here Nick I hate his ghost rider and it just suddenly disappears and now it's the neverending story or something music video no will get copyright struck why is that's a good REM believe again okay well that's good to know those are on there I don't know how to get out of here now Punisher yeah strike Punisher there's one called woof-woof and gonna f fight fat fury - sounds great restart yeah let's give it a go think this says these dude just seemed to be some just just torrent adore illegally downloaded roms yeah I think so if you're guilty you're dead woah oh yeah okay so this is exactly what I sort of expected oh my god I'm not in this isn't me maybe it's just broken well that's great I really enjoy that what's it called spam KaBlam oh this actually plays pretty well whereas because it's not their own yeah no it just nicked it and made it run through him I know you're gonna you're gonna get hours of entertainment out of that that's enough of that thank you very much welcome I hope I hope it serves you well what's it called again it was a box we lost the box it doesn't even have a name there's no branding on there it's just a picture of the product it's just a not PSVita / why is it there was no Mario game that brendan frazer there oh it is that's Journey to the Center of the Earth isn't it oh yes but it must be and there's just a Ferrari of some kind but the person the background looks like someone from a JRPG do not think yeah I think you're right I'm looking at it through the viewfinder of the cameras right I already see it where's wow that is really weird well weird thing very peak China I would say yeah peak Chinese China thank you I'm excited to see how mine next gift is gonna top that I don't know if it is I don't think anyway I think that that may have won the day what an earth of these fantastically terrible bootlegs action figures so what are some kind of gun mummy they are fortnight figurines no they are not yeah gonna help me out here there it is there he is there's one first we got you and I you know open a couple oh this one I think this one is fortnight himself from that a woman yeah Purcell himself oh my god two-faced I need to try and get a good focus to close up on that other face on that yeah what are you doing this to us I don't like it oh my god the wonky hammer wobbly hammer on this Jason ripoff yeah remember the beige one from fortnight that's that's this one here it's a camera there we go these will not stand up either who light gun mummies no this one I mean look at its legs yeah no that's done the whole cast from the same sort of leg mold yeah cuz there's no way that's gonna stand up you remember condescending Internet man a fortnight a fortnight my favorite one yeah she's from that is the girlfriend from the biker mice from mars if it wants to there she is look how significantly thicker hello this one is and bigger compared to the other breakage right it's just a just a unionist boy yeah this spooky scary skeleton he's got gold something he's like a generic thug from a Tim Burton Batman movie I I hate them all Thank You sundar this bizarre how she is sex isn't she just that's for you okay thank you very much you're very welcome god I'm well and truly outshot now I'm gonna have to come right down that happen I die cuz I'm three [ __ ] oh yeah I messed up after we did your facials ooh it's for God's sake do you know the way look it's just been made in someone's house I mean at least it's intentional you know it's not like they try to just do a knockoff plush no like oh no it's all just that's not gonna stay on no that's just been glued on yeah you can see the glue it's made about as well as our Billy yeah is fantastic well I think you should maybe just replace Billy Ray Warren yeah no me too worried you gettin a knuckles channel now going there he is always because of the way we frame the table he's just sort of poking up there and the biter how many of you got left oh oh he found away hey thank you yes oh my goodness you got me a tamagotchi yeah I did connection a Tamagotchi connection come here Tamagotchi connection there it is is it an actual Tamagotchi I think well it does just say toy at the top so maybe Belling it as maybe it's not a real Tamagotchi well I was almost hoping it wouldn't be to be honest so reset 168 in one I'm assuming that means pets lie am I in the seahorse head Hedgehog shrimp she is a game penguin look baby duck you sure penguins like a pen when yeah what is that code for Mario what is that hang up that looks like a guy yes yeah actually looks like our editor care in a little bit yeah hang on this let's look at it longer and try and work out what it is Kieran is that you what is that I don't know it's a spider what's that dick an angry frog that jellyfish dog-dog straight back to dog frog that looks like pet a little look at this one of the rarest Pepe's fish wait how many fins is that fish got butterfly crab bat bat bat yeah more generic rodent toucan yeah yeah do you come play that game box oh there's Patrick's Tarek it's magic star we got him hang on let's move it back a bit there we go perfect there it is yes maybe select another warm own I think Patrick another woman and another woman another woman all these women oh my god ghost triangle kind of our brightest aw dinosaur just some dinosaur the dinosaur section now Tara Tara that tall there's a seal walrus walrus I'm getting tired now yeah I think you should pick one oh I'll do ten you ready one two three four five six seven eight nine ten just wait I don't know 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 I just kinda want a human one two three fourth but one of these as the Optimus Prime there is optimal is up how to enter breeding mode with Optimus Prime No I don't want to play it anymore Peter I'm tired now I'm tired I shouldn't have a real pet I can't even look after Optimus Prime it's never gonna shut up now unless we kill it hits it with the scissors it made the noise Boop I have eye protection it's freaking out it's freaking out Master now it's dead we killed it yeah we got it oh it's back please don't no don't do it no people are gonna think we added the flatline impose okay it definitely just for battery is out the battery is out oh okay made a bit of a mess but let's sort that out in a minute okay Peter to repay you for that we're losing him what is it oh my gosh what did I say it's a blue shell that says fu I can't repeat that word on this channel but you can look at it but I can look at it and wear it for some reason that's how YouTube work just a blue shell with the f-word on it yeah I thought you'd like that I do like that that's probably the the best actual piece of genuine crap I mean not that it's official but you know Fu I'm at a Mario Camarillo mariotta you're very cool very off very cool okay be something else yeah it's not make gubbins on the table now throw at me okay what are these you know these are no I don't I'm trying to kick you out as the ultimate gamer I fail this is these oh my gosh ah ultra super MLG pro gamer thumb pads um thumb that just grew up speed phones then what their gloves me thumbs to aid performance to aid in what universe do these aid performance let me see what the official description is there auntie slip thumb protector no when are you gonna slip I feel I'm ready man I'm ready for the next dementia better yeah there you go thank you whoa whoa no hey everyone they descend from above down there Hey nananana na it's the mother flippin TI n YP e t deal with it tiny pea he's got the meme glasses can you see anything you can actually see through them a little bit yeah it looked like you wouldn't be able to but yeah they're just Wow well we should keep these with by the stream set up at all times just whatever I want deal with it when's the sex number deal with it no no no no no you got me on fortnight okay what does it say that chases Battle Royale yeah chases Battle Royale pencil case chase apostrophe s Battle Royale does it have any treats in it oh my god there's nothing in there let me get my toys yeah now you can go to school and sit next to all the kids who have actual fortnight and its apex legends pencil cases I think how awesome would be to be ironic from such an early age ah God that'll be great you can do it outstanding thank you Peter you're welcome it's my turn to open a present thank you there you go this feels weird and modular does it not be alert knob no balls oh it's more people I recognise the silhouette of one of those there he is dr. robot some of these are really bad in fact all of these are really bad oh that's so strange not the best face there it's sanic the eyes that one I was done what's he got in his voice round his neck I don't know it looks like he's just sucking his dice sucking his thumb he's wearing a green bandana on earth is going on with the sand look at this size is he sucking its thumb is he supposed to be doing a thumbs up but it's just like I think he's supposed to be like that but it's just it returns to its natural position there's Knuckles there like an absolute Union my god it's gonna end your day is this roses that while her name is her legs are bending the wrong way peaches or something less years I'll get into this one who's this guy oh girl that lady tails they all concur it's my glove because of your anti-slip clothes there you go and his and last but not least tails himself or herself I even Wow they're so good they are would you like to put them in my pen yeah we've got all our toys in your pencil case yeah absolutely we should like send this to earth to a lucky winner shouldn't we you know no an unlucky winner no as yours oh my god you got me a weed controller scared I did and it's actually it is genuinely PlayStation compatible it's a PlayStation compatible one now the controllers we have in the office and not ours no so I can't I'm gonna take this home I think Adam would letters you think yeah I think if we asked him well well as we didn't tell him that we got it on his his on his yeah which we didn't know outstanding Oh when nearly there nearly are they nearly at the end the end is near it is no it's another coffee thing it says I'm really blurry ss you knew you knew what I wanted we're not gonna get to the end of this video without talking about Nancy's is it a pill is a cushion cover that says sloths like a boss I wear that a fortnight's silhouette as well you can do this Wow oh my god you can see the original design through it it's so cheap all right promise us you'll squint at home okay yeah it's horrible boss like a boss yes a boss I'm frosting I mean floss floss like fantastic well blossom yeah you're doing it you're doing the floss egde that's like a sausage but but with sloth sloth it spotted you here we go this is here at the end I think you gonna like this one oh my goodness this is a pokey man it is look at the always hole no that's the one I asked for actually it's some kind of I don't even know what this Pokemon is called new or what new ish was not one of the original ones oh great you know what you do with it is it a cable Norma it's a cable mama you have to put it up his bottom yeah so now this is sort of sad one of these Snorlax is gone vomiting out cable and it's also got a wire going up it's bot bot it's got a wire sticking in his hair yeah it's ass that's great I well I think I asked threw me out because the meow don't you absolutely dreadful subscription of content just says cable protector well specify should we send it all the way back to China yeah well that was my last one from you pop it in with the toys you have one more from me okay are you ready yeah you've gotta wear this okay mister okay okay wish or their one of their many suppliers has been on deviantART have they Oh My Christ it's very sexy everyone at home prepare yourself for us for an awful lot of sexiness if your parents are in there in the house make sure that they're not gonna come in I think this is also a children's site oh it's very much a child size who on earth would let their child wear this and we have to squeeze into it for for the video okay we've seen a microphone off it's really small isn't it yeah it's two XL no it is not that's what it says is it a child's too XL to XL it's just got the same design printed on both sides so it's quite sort of stretchy okay so it really it's gonna be figure-hugging be able to get it on but just show you what happens that's everything I wanted it to be Wow yes of course you wouldn't want to lose that no here he comes right green screen off deal with it he's got like an eight-pack thanks well thank you for watching everybody it's been quite the experience it's been in a way it's been nice with reopening more tats it's been a long time but watch our other content I'm a bit flustered I'm a bit hot under the collar here I've been Peter Ben's behind the camera subscribe to the channel and I don't know if this video does particularly well maybe we'll do it again sometime maybe with a different tap provider so share it with your friends that's important share this video and see you next time looking equally as sexy [Music] 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Channel: TripleJump

Views: 170,106

Keywords: wish, wish unboxing, wish.com, wish.com haul, video games, video games merch, nintendo, fortnite, unboxing, lootcrate, tat unboxing, worst gaming merch, myster unboxing, fake games consoles, chinese games console, fake sonic figures, sonic, ugandan knuckles, tamagotchi, fake tamagotchie, fake ps1 classic, fake ps vita, fake nintendo switch

Id: APQua9aPRN0

Length: 34min 9sec (2049 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 08 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/AwesomeFox42]

"maybe we'll give away your pencil case of toys as a prize" "Yeah, no no one would want that"

I am pretty sure they underestimate the weirdness of their fandom

[u/8-bit_infidel]

This was a nice warm up to post some tat, can't wait