We Go to Hogwarts to Learn Spells and Accidentally Destroy Everyting in People Playground!

oh I have good news Chris we don't have to think of things to say in these videos anymore sweet aha they they talk for us now wow howdy why o o oh wait hold on no we're not talking to I'm so bored yeah you're so short too are you SE up hey are you SE up I can't don't don't read my mind don't read my mind how dare you I like bra you sure goodbye goodbye cruel world Goodbye cruel what cruel what maybe maybe maybe like a mother's love I'll gain the strength to lift this train off Chris oh okay I guess I don't love him I blew up a little there I'm a certified chat box yeah I know that I know you are hey don't don't say easy to me you're easy punk oops I killed oh no it's hyper realistic I feel the authorities developer read my diary you have diarrhea come here you come here come here a second all right let me get that me that's heavy heav e easy easy careful oh hey hey it's got the hair trigger on this man come on ouch how did I know you were going to say [Applause] that I have a brain injury you have a brain bone hey great now I'm short like you look who's short now no I'm SE up stop [Music] what's the matter Chris you're so short I love it I hate you I hate you so much right now coming in [Music] hot oh I'm good hey the sound effects were great man it's like I really there my bomb oh I've been training for this yeah I like train I was there oh my goodness oh my goodness howdy howdy what's up hello howdy hold up what's up hold well I hope none of these guys like trains wa what are they saying dinner's ready it's GG unusual oh no I'm Roblox dies dramatically oh I mean they're right there goodbye there's a whole lot of goodbyes cruel world in there they are chatty get him out of my face they don't recognize this do they oh that's a lot of glowing you oh my God my radioactive blood goes so far into the map it's oh my gosh it's it's your Gatorade there's no b o d in here oh yeah it's yeah that's what's going on here she get out of here YouTube Chris get your Pitchfork get get out of here YouTube get give us money oh God I got my Pitchfork run Chris I need you to close your eyes Okay the they're closed okay good you're going to be so excited oh you're going to be so excited what is it okay you can open them it's me Chris Sonic I'm your best friend I like chili dogs oh my goodness that's light name Queen this is Sonic Sonic around at the speed of shoes Sonic goes real fast oh it's your best friend oh oh he got you okay oh he got you a little bit there Chris okay oh you got to watch out Chris you got to watch out why I love you Sonic why don't you have a reget my he tried to eat your arm he tried to eat your arm Sonic loves eating arms he told me well my arms are chili dogs oh gosh Chris oh no oh boy oh Sonic is really really mad at you you should have eat all chil dogs I'm sorry I love them it's caught it in your goo the goo oh my goo goo hey everybody I'm Sonic check it out I just murdered five people but I'm super rich so no jail for me Society is awful a awful awful place oh oh it's the cops got to go fast cuz I'm alive ring around at the speed of sound I don't know green zone one very well I'm stuck running from cops uhoh I got caught s oh boy Chris I heard you're getting a letter today from some very special magic school that you might have gotten into is it me yes well that's that wasn't what am I in the school that wasn't the question I said I said you yeah yeah but am I anyway there's an owl coming here it comes it's an owl and he brought you a letter I hate magic It's Magic oh good owl I think you you got the movies mixed up owl it's all John Williams got an owl F owl fly back to Hogwarts yes yes ow stupid owl don't die like that hoot give a hoot don't flute we here Chris Hogwarts isn't it beautiful wow it looks like my old apartment building sh there is is this your house it's a stick can I have that I want it I want the stick come here the one chooses me W wao is that the laser gun am I magicking it'sing almost am I magicking no you're not you're Ghostbuster that's the crossover we need is it is it working why are you shooting there what's going on here huh what's going on here buddy expecto explode them get back over here we got to figure out these spells no I don't want to come on I'll give you I'll give you a wand I want the wand okay here's a wand I want it give it to me you wand it in my hand expelling all your stupid oh o sh up right in the eye o you fool pick it up again Magic's stupid you're stupid no you're stupid ooh look at all the Spells oh was exp oh I shot out of your hand Punk stop shooting me there man you keep hitting me in the Bread Basket it's not cool I'm telling Mom all what do you got for me all right say your magic words okay uh expect this patronum wow yeah look at me man the I'm magic and you're not the colors no don't don't look at it hey stop looking there man okay get weird about with it I'm not a dor it didn't work on me stupid on Chris is a dmentor oh no exp I mean patrum it's not working it's not working oh this dor is breathing really heavy oh no Chris I'll save you oh is that hey work oh my foot yeah oh yes B before the magical list of hoggy Wars you idiot I saved you I made him drop his head D and cut his own butt off we we named our school after a pig show that dto who's boss now it's my turn to learn a new spell yeah you learned one idiot oo uhoh k k yo oh oh how you doing that's the pain CSE man Hur oh pain fart oh oh what have I done oh what have I done does it undo it now I'm just imagining Chris's Patronus it's just a fart look out Chris it's the dementor like I'll get him just like a ghostly fart scares off the dementor they're like oh no I ain't stucking that would you get up already okay here we you I'll use this wand on you ever seen Pulp Fiction well never actually seen that movie I heard it was stupid I've never actually seen it either okay what spell do you want to learn uh AO AO okay yeah okay yeah AO hey hey come here come here come here that's right a SE toop hugs oh my hand it what I want the hug and I Accu you and I get the hug don't ACO this Punk not again o what causes hammering so this is just a gun I feel like you knocked me onto the life syringe and now I can't die I feel like this is just a gun hey oh no only works on people okay so it's worse than anything cool real cool guys well done Harry Potter did you stop jingling over here I can't help it man it's just some chocolate buddy it doesn't work I think my wand broke oh it does maybe he touch it it multiplies look at all those oh no oh no oh boy this can only end poorly oh I don't like this I don't like what this is going touching all the one ton weights or is it only the original one or is it all of them seems to have limits I don't I don't I don't like this I don't like this at all all my babies and I love them so much enough spells it's time just get get off the broom all right I can't help all right we're going to learn to fly broomsticks okay okay how do I do it a my butt oh oh wow that look that look like falling with style okay there you go yeah okay looking good looking good you're doing it Chris I did it I'm a wizard now you're doing it I'm very wizard likee okay easy easy oh God no Chris no stay away from the building stay away oh my God theug are going to hear you okay what you I lost my broom it's the golden snitch I want it wait that's my foot seop help me I'm stuck up here man I'm try I'm trying I can't I can't help save me I can't there's broken glass everywhere save me the broom won't let me have let me write it you really AR the wrong Weasley of this thing aren't you hey I'm the wrong Weasley a you are the worst you are terrible why my broom not work broom work just get a ladder man there's something wrong with my bro a m ladder is not magic it could be stck my foot and my it's broke glass in my face ah you're the worst okay I'm going to find a spell to bring you down okay okay here we go this spell will get you down here here no oh that's the green one the green one's are bad no it hurts working everything is oh no oh he's just sleeping come you I want get you I'll just ride you I don't need a broom ha ow you idiot aha magical kisses albino Cav supposed to zap yourself oh yeah I got fever fever was that a dancing spell if only kick it kick it stop it get him touch me gross yeah gross just take him and get out of here get out of here stupid did that thing talk that was a close one oh look it's an actual owl it's an actual owl Phil he should have brought your letter earlier hey oh out bu hey get out of here got to fly Birds got a birds got a birds got a bird hey hey man those are some weirdo that's an old man hey get this guy out of here whoa what is this thing get out of you think we'd be using Wands on these people but we're not we're just kicking them yeah we came to learn magic and kick butt we're all out of magic oo visibility cloak ah ah well you're dead and invisible so you know this is great what a what a trick no it's fine just give me some chocolate fine where's where's my mouth I think it's in my hat I don't here eat it I don't think what is that even it's chocolate it looks like doooo that's what chocolate looks like oh gosh this is look great the snitch was time for the snitch oh Chris okay oh we can I want to wear cloak oh yeah Huff puff baby Huff puff Huff puff Huff puff what do you want to be I think your jacket is supposed to be a little smaller I want to be Gryffindor oh wow how basic Gryffindor yeah yeah hey you gryffindors can hang out and you know save the world and stuff or us helpful P will be you know partying and kissing ladies yeah what you don't kiss ladies huffle puff baby no ladies wants to go out with a Hufflepuff everybody shut up Huff huffle Puffs are stupid you for me and unconscious go y we have like Gryffindor Slytherin Ravenclaw gind look sting hat tell him where he oh he belongs in the garbage name that's where he belongs you stupid hat it looks like a turd you look like a turd hey Chris Freeze yeah I'm still cooler than you idiot ow I spped over the poo poo hat that's what you say when your head just exp ow huffle puff for Life yeah stupid poop hat I can't even see where I'm going did I win Chris inside of your jacket I win I can't see what's going on stupid take this the mentor that's that's that's my house that's not I live in a parking Booth oh no Chris the menos are here and they're mad they're coming for your soul they're going to get you expect us Patronus oh you did it scared off look they can't get to you they're trying real bad they farted they You' insulted their sensibilities yeah well uhoh CH he's sucking the soul out of my hat hold on I got to eat more Taco Bell one second there go I'll turn his head into a pumpkin wow oh now he's Halloween decoration that seems way easier why don't they just lead with that next time this is not cool man I don't want to be a pumpkin what's up pumpkin head I got was an idiot backfired a stupid smile well I got the golden snitch ow it just that looks like a little Air Force pin that you get to have a Cracker Jack box why do I have a stupid smile on my face get out of here that was pumpkin the Menor leave pumpkin oh like my head's very heavy this pumpkin uh-oh ow Chris a quaffle no that's a quaffle well I have to save this guy from with Magic ah the The Sword of Gryffindor this will save him that'll save him um um I some chocolate get out of here hi love you I do want to talk about these peas though I found them in a pod no my Peas I fish for peas in a pod

Channel: Ctop

Views: 129,134

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Id: qXE32HExSpg

Length: 15min 15sec (915 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 15 2024