We Committed UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES And ESCAPED Prison

oh hey intern well hi what are you doing over there oh you know I'm just kind of sitting in my prison cell in this uh prison ship well I don't really like being on a prison ship so Let's Escape let's try to escape I'm gonna come this way because there's no guards in here and there's a medic desk with maybe some fun things inside oh okay oh like nunchucks yes aha maybe I'll just see what's up I'm also wondering since you're the brains of this operation how do you plan on escaping this boat well uh here there's some other things we can do with like you know boats or scubas or anything but let's get this guard away from me so I can think I'm trying to okay I got him away oh red key nice and a lighter very good and his pants Oh I can't take his pants nope take his pants you got three seconds oh I'm so sorry I don't I know okay can you flush his pants down the toilet it'll be funny I promise but why I'm wearing his pants oh you got some sweet glasses on yeah and speaking of sweet things 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up to 40 off through June 15th that's ridge.com Blitz so if we go this way wait you can't come in here let me in let me in you can't come in it's my office what's in the Stein maybe I'll just read this note on the wall oh masters of Illusion masters of Illusion uh risk and reward kind of Escape make a fake firearm your arms come across there's a helicopter Blitz okay how do we make a fake firearm is it in here there it is right there a fake gun is a pink gun plus ink and the pink gun is wax lighter in a tray I found a lighter I have a lighter I'm gonna store them in this desk down here maybe that's a bad idea I'm gonna store them in the toilet instead yeah it's a better idea just don't press the flush button uh-huh now I wanted to see what was in this desk before the guard interrupted me there's a sock mace nice I have a weapon oh I can't just keep them in there I don't think yeah I can't just store them in there all right we'll use this desk as our storage desk okay hold open Blitz I can hold open this door for you you Ken did I go in that door oh neat oh hey there's a button over here Neato what's in the desk please give me some wax or something oh another lighter there's also the dinner tray that we need oh hey it's okay flea okay we can be super sneaky here can we or we just knock him out we will and we'll take his pants yes wait so you said there was a uh a gun that we could make yeah what do we do with that uh with the helicopter I'm guessing we're just like hey get us out of here okay where's the helicopter at let's let's talk real questions probably not at the bottom of the boat what's in here though you know a hunch that I have another cruel part why does this game have so many crowbars just laying around a prison ship good question because I just found a crowbar and a piece of Timber Timber oh we got a guy in here play stealthy mode crowbar is probably a better weapon not better than nunchucks come on come on I got a plunger oh this place lacks discipline you lack discipline your face likes discipline I'm gonna open this door please give me something cool we got a bar soap and a hammer do I need a hammer I don't think so so okay components needed to make a fake gun there's a molded gun component and John I found the helicopter the guard found me oh no do you have anything fun on you uh I have crowbar I have a guard outfit I'll just hide in this Locker while you're running around stupidly sticking around stupidly there's more guards here I want to beat my face in all right come down come down I made a perfect Locker for you go the other one very good yes nobody expected the locker trick no one expects a Spanish Inquisition all right so we gotta go upstairs here go go go go go upstairs upstairs hello upstairs there's a guard oh no no downstairs oh we're in the Red Room how do we get in the Red Room and conjure man desk did you already look at that I did oh but there's a glass Shard oh no okay I see another chest I also see the helicopter we should go check this helicopter out yeah get ready I'm gonna hold open the door's open get it again and then press the button press the button access access I'm trying to press it why are you incompetent because your face is incompetent there we go I'm in helicopter hello yeah we have to get the fake gun to escape then he need a fake gun yeah all right so we know where that is can we get in this store no no okay so we can make the gun making kit component with soap and wax yes but we need to find soap and wax well I have soap I just need wax is there bees on the boat yeah I hope not kind of allergic to them today are you ready and Escape okay now open it up man maybe I'll just leave you in there no we gotta we gotta get waxed for my ear okay there's another box to the left of me okay that has a razor blade can I get in here oh I can get in here but there's a police officer coming yep I'm gonna hide I'm gonna hide down here oh you're not coming in here just run away it says sneaky time no no no no you saw me oh you're fighting him now okay does he have the wax I don't know if he has a key card it's a walkie-talkie I have a book we don't need any of that camera cut across should we beat this one up too okay sorry I hit you charge through for me ow okay but he has an adrenaline shot I could use that cool we're supposed to take his clothes too oh what is this bottle of aftershave bolts weapons nope okay there's a oh a jar of ink we need that for the gun good I'm gonna try to look in here if I can find some wax uh there is no wax but there's an energy drink and we also need to study at the bookcase okay Intel intellect of 70. how much we need for the fake gun 70 80. oh perfect oh wait what is it oh wait did you get the jar of ink I did there was another one another one can we get two fake guns we only need one yeah you have to have 70 intellect for this so if that's what you're at we're good oh okay then I have all the genius so the real talk is where do we get wax at can we we can't make it maybe something at the bottom of the boat what am I plotting I'm plotting nothing help and turn oh you're fine no take him out I'm not fine that's a jet ski here we go jet ski there's too many of us we have to do the helicopter Blitz it's the way can I just break these equipment on the boat nope and make it stop nope I will get revenge don't worry okay oh a med kit you just stick Bad Guy totally and I'm searching his desk too oh thankfully I'm taking a nap and healing up I'm gonna have to go into the Contraband room I think okay there's another room that we can't get into before maybe I can get past these doors if I look like a guard nope I hate to say a blitz but I also think we're running out of time oh we're on halfway there but we have an idea how to do it yeah we just need the things is there medical wax that we can find I have I have soap a lighter I'm gonna put these things in here do I need the red key I need the red key probably need the nunchucks too oh I found another area another bookshelf area oh did you it might have wax inside of here oh medkit neat nice and there's another one right there too and a couple other cells it looks like I'm hiding in a locker quick all right I got this sneaky boy so sneaky open sesame something cool oh I got wax in turn I got wax oh no I have to have the molded wax we have to have that what is that thing this thing gun making kit I can craft it I crafted it nice okay so I need to get the tray we have the lighter I left the tray upstairs this is gonna be hard to get to there's officers everywhere oh you're not kidding okay I've got this I'm going I'm moving I'm leaving go go no intern hi I believe I left the tray in here if not I left it in the other one the tray is not in here I can confirm that did you lose a tray no no no no no no no no no hide we gotta be super sneaky or super aggressive hopefully he finds you in the toilet I really don't want him to dun dun dun dun dun dun dun you can't come in here okay contrabandesk opening it up if I remember right I put the tray in here I did the tray is in there so now I can craft up the molded gun component yes now did you have the jar of ink I put that in the desk as well oh I've got the jar of ink intern I'm passing the fake gun oh nice so that means we can ghosts oh oh I can't because I can't help you in there it's okay I don't need help right away okay yeah um nothing um okay come on now get ready the other fake gun I do it okay this is a sneaky Mission okay ready time to hold it open that up and then I'll go in and then I'll go ahead and get them by myself yes no I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding I actually would do that to you yeah you absolutely would I'm trying to but I put pressed buttons wrong okay ready ow trying to leave me it's illegal here we go here we go oh there we go oh wait we kicked him out yeah yep hey we've done it we did the thing do you know how to fly this thing no I don't that's a bad bad call are we gonna crash on like some oil rig or something oh that'd be funny if it happened I know that's the next level but who cares we escaped the prison boat we did it at the new helicopter to the shopping list that was only like 250 000. oh yeah three items crafted we got knocked out five people and we got an F rating for freedom and once again I'd like to thank the rich for sponsoring this video make sure you do click on the link in the video description to get your dad something cool on this Father's Day so thanks for watching keep your stick on the ice we'll catch you next time I'd like to thank all of my patrons and channel members including Auto day Ben Dickie J Teddy hippius ninja General Harris Trent M code I know ritler Warriors VC engineer sir Carson Rex Spencer T whiskey endless zanius splatter sex Doug rules skunk chest red Dalton C security Grayson Aurora 8830 monkey Kyle V Zane W Mr Griffin Place missing sniper and elih

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Length: 12min 1sec (721 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 10 2023