Watching *The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie * for the first time Realizing That I'm A GOOFY GOOBER!

you two dipsticks ain't going to last 10 seconds over the county line we'll see about that one two out of the car fellas they got jacked in two seconds wow how many seconds was that 12 in your [Laughter] face Look Who's Laughing Now buddies we lasted 12 seconds two extra seconds they're [Music] dead oh goodness they're [Music] doomed oh who lives in the pineapple L see the gang is here what's up up y'all today we got SpongeBob SquarePants the movie the movie SpongeBob the movie um of course I seen some SpongeBob SquarePants episodes I haven't watched SpongeBob from the pilot I don't think anybody ever watched it from the pilot you just catch the episodes that come on TV when they come on TV sometime you see an episode like I seen this one already SpongeBob is known famously for reruns so we about to watch the movie I never seen a movie so this is going to be a new experience for me subscribe to the channel like the video two things I asked I got on my Lakers stuff I got Kobe on y'all come on 24 in the back 24 in the back eight in the front on the Jersey we representing both numbers Kobe was my favorite player the best basketball player ever the best basketball player that I ever do it nobody's better LeBron doooo turd LeBron even though you play for the Lakers I'm not about to put you over Kobe and you need to win us a championship you're over there losing LeBron what's up we ain't had a championship since You' been there the bubble don't count the B even though I got a bubble jacket well I give you the bubble bu brown but still get us a real Championship I don't know how I got there y'all sorry SpongeBob Square Pants the movie Let's thingy off the port B thingy off the port B is this the pirate that be on the portrait singing the theme song it got to be one of these guys where is it that's him that's him right there this the first time I've seen him in real life I never thought I'd see it with me own eye with me own eye a SpongeBob [Applause] movie they amped up about tickets to the SpongeBob movie I thought it was gold in there well that might be gold in way but man that's crazy to see the I don't like this version sound christmy I need that other version who who Liv in up bring that one our Story begins in bikini Bottom's popular Andea itery grab restaurant wait a minute hey the Poo Federal out here what's going on I'd rather not discuss to me manager gets here we got a situation in the Crusty Crab SpongeBob de man talk to me it started out as a simple order when the customer took a bite no cheese I'm going in SpongeBob handle situation I'm the manager of this establishment this guy in here looks shook too I'm really scared here man you got a name it's just cheese bro you got a family Phil I want you to do me a favor Phil what say cheese say cheese he a surgeon with that [Music] cheese happy customer got he almost hit an artery on that [Applause] cheese he was dreaming of course today's the grand opening ceremony for the Crusty Crab to Mr Krabs will announce the new manager who's it going to be Gary that's my wall of 374 consecutive employee of the month award hey hey Mr Krab better be paying SpongeBob right man SpongeBob should be living [Music] good oh what the where did his draws go why did his draw why was his draws not there he had him on when he put on the the [Music] pants cleanliness is next to managerliness I'm ready from you got to look the part SpongeBob SpongeBob you violating bro SpongBob what are you doing in here I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today get up mbob get out of here I got my thing out that sounds like speaking of thing out Patrick oops hold on congratulations where are the clothes in this movie night after my big promotion we're going to party to her purple goofy go ice party Bo how does that not kill them [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] they always call me goofy I might be a Goofy Goober never thought about it dang am I a goofy goober yeah I'm a goofy goober yeah I might be I don't care here coming to you live from in front of the Crusty Crab restaurant longtime owner Mr Krabs is opening a new restaurant called the Crusty Crab too right next to the other crusty crab he trying to get that bag hello I like money what inspired you to build a second crusty crab right next door to the original that bread money yeah we got to get it money money money money Krabs is being interviewed by Purge Perkins and I've never even had one customer Plankton you got to stop hating for one that'll bring customers in and clean up and change the name Chum Bucket is horrible I wouldn't eat there if only I could have managed to steal the secret to crab success the formula for the crabby patty I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet to Y evil a to Y here it is just like you said oh boy oh it's juicy it's evil this plan C can't possibly fail by tomorrow I'll have the formula then everyone will eat it to chub bucket and I will rule the world I'll help I'm ready should be dead sorry Plankton are you on your way and he pull him off and to whole Plankton again Plankton should be dead isy planning to rule the world well good luck with that I'm ready don't even take him serious all right good luck we' been trying to rule the world for decades we changed now we paid $9 for this I paid 10 before we grab a hustler the new manager is a loyal hardworking employee it starts with an S SpongeBob Squidward Tentacles the hell SpongeBob you heard him wrong yeah all right I'm making a complete what of myself and now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone oh for crying out loud SpongeBob you didn't get the job how the heck didn't SpongeBob get the job Mr Krab this is unacceptable but why SpongeBob he's more uh mature than you that's bull crap SpongeBob is a little immature but it's bull crap but there's a word for what you are and that word is dork no right that's wrong dingling wing nut a knucklehead mix these are names I've I've been called in my lifetime they attacking me you're just a kid and to be a manager you have to be a man I guess so Mr Krabs he did SpongeBob Dirty he worked hard for the Crusty Crab them damn crabby patties wouldn't even be possible without him and his hard work squir were sit there in a front desk and counter just be like [Music] hey Patrick the best hello where did everybody go did you see my butt yeah we seen your butt you had something inside your butt too Patrick this cartoon is crazy time to put plan Z into effect the look like Atlantis bring the prisoner forward this little guy really you have confess to the crime of touching the king's crown I'm the Royal Crown polisher 20 years in the dungeon it is 20 years you're free to go they was about to get a little dude 20 years in in a Slammer King Neptune is ruthless how dare you defy me I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments that would be nice Squire I wish to speak to my daughter alone what is this Mindy oh my and what does this Crown do covers your bald spot it's shiny a slightly reeding hairline slightly one day you will wear this Crown I'm going to be bald sinning he running with this thinning thing like your father what the my crown everybody's going to see it bald head o thinning sorry can NE to thinning I don't want to get 20 years in a clinker it's jumping at Goofy Goobers I'm a goofy goober yeah this song's kind of catchy I'm a goofy goo the nut bar and that's where they got SpongeBob at SpongeBob you're not a nut man don't believe those people all right get it together old boy there we go I don't even remember why I was sad hey it's the new crusty Krab 2 manager Patrick I didn't get the promotion Mr Crabs thinks I'm a kid what that's insane I know I said the same thing Patrick it's like saying I'm a kid here's your goober meal sir I'm supposed to get a toy with this thank I'm going to head home Pat and here's your triple gooberberry Sunrise sir hey waiter we need another one over here he look like he ready to quit this job boy Pat that hit the spot wait let's get another round over here tip your waiter tip your waiter that's how he get paid he deserve a big tip they getting drunk off ice [Music] cream come on pal oh he hung over ice cream oh my head what the hell was ice cream I'm late for work Mr Krabs is going to be Mr Crab uh-oh uhoh now pay attention Squidward as new manager you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers King nip is riding toward the Crusty Crab at lunchtime got a bag on his head that boy got a bag covering up the ball spot this won't take long Squire yes your have this poll executed at once you ain't got no chill crabby patty with cheese Mr Squidward with cheese $101 for a Krabby Patty with cheese would you like to order something n I'm on to you crabs you have stolen the Royal Crown you cannot deny I stole your crown sign Eugene crabs the biggest bullist crap I ever seen King neptun you can't be that slow this is Eugene Krabs hi Mr Krabs this is Clay the guy who sold Neptune's Crown too yeah I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown it's a good plan Plankton this plan might be good plan Z different we're J now in chel City goodbye my crown is in the Forbidden chel City plan z i lovey it's working perfectly so far prepare to burn crab who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs I've got something to sayb crabs you hung over SpongeBob at that SpongeBob me boy I know realize that he's a great big jerk he hung over he hung over Mr Crap this man has got something to say to [Music] you I think I made my point anyone else no well then pop them me P are on fire I'm on [Music] fire oh yeah he come back out with his clothes on it was just [Music] off doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown you don't understand my hair is thinning a bit oh yeah highness I'm sure it's not that noticeable it's not bad to be Bal guy it just you get to a certain point where you need to just let it go if you thin it like him just let it go no one who's gone to Shell city has ever returned no I won't let you I'll have to fry you both Daddy stop where's your love and compassion he has none might I remind you of your special problem he blinding me the bonness is killing me slowly very well when your little Champion fails to return I get to Splatter this crab all over the wall huh he going to make a crab boy out of Mr Crabs Crown in exactly 10 days he can do it in nine 8 seven 6ut you going to get us killed or put in jail until then the crab shall remain Frozen where he now stands no wait I'm beging you oh Mr Krabs manager do something this is terrible who's going to sign my paycheck there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city and prays on innocent sea creatures she's pretty SpongeBob truly you're hot once open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home luck SpongeBob what's my name that's easy you're Patrick's star iy Patrick she knows me Patrick and I are going to get that crown back and save you your life is in our [Music] hands he doomed he doomed Feast your eyes Patrick the Patty wagon the Patty wagon let me show you some of its features steel belted pickles the hood a fuel injected french fryer with dual overhead grease traps that thing got turbo engine in it wow it starts with the spatula this got to be the best car ever C SpongeBob driving in two lanes that's why he got his license you got to stay on one side of the road SpongeBob hey there old buddy plan Z I love you Plankton just walked out with the [Music] formula fill her up please what'll it be fellas mustard or ketchup they got you they got you all right there where are you two dumb kids headed sh City take off your hat in respect respect for the dad now they killing him they're killing them you two dipsticks ain't going to last 10 seconds over the county line we'll see about that one out of the car fellas they got jacked in two seconds wow how many seconds was that 12 in your face Look Who's Laughing Now buddies we lasted 12 seconds two extra seconds they're [Music] dead oh goodness they're doomed Plankton is selling crabby patties at the Chum Bucket how is this possible Plankton so unoriginal he got the Chum Bucket jumping though dang all of Bikini Bottom wants to know how did you get the Krabby Patty before my dear friend Eugene crab I'm sorry he could needed me a secret wish sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket don't let the flame die out Plankton is a great actor don't let the flame die out way act now and you get a free chill bucket bucket helmet with every purchase advertisement at the end of The [Music] Crying he got you beat Mr Crab he giving out free bucket helmet Mr Crab don't do this my sensors indicate that they're going after the crow if they make it back not too much might discover some fingerprints he don't even have hands I've already hired someone to take care of those two he's a vicious cold blooded Predator I kill you oh this guy mean business your head here sesame seed hey mister does that hat take 10 gallons the KN slapper oh he ripped their mouthes off what the heck watch who you laughing at people guy might rip your mouth off that's different going to get that Crown they losing enthusiasm pick it up guys come on pick your heads up Patrick look we're doing great shell City's only 5 days away close my car car oh SpongeBob look our car really Thug the key yeah this ain't the place to be get get up out of here SpongeBob and Patrick it's rip on the wall there it is p now how are we going to get it I know walk in and ask him for it what are you looking at terrible idea sorry I'll go in and create get a distraction and you get the key I want to do the distraction you see me walk be careful in here Patrick these men look like they got nothing to lose it's called the thug tug if you in this place you automatically uh-oh uh-oh I have to use the bathroom it's uh right over there stupid contact Patrick you call that a distraction huh Patrick check it out they get excited by the smallest stuff guys we forgot what we're here for hey who blew this bubbles maybe it was shut up somebody in here ain't a real man no baby can resist singing along to this it's a Goofy Goober it's the Goofy Goober them I know [ __ ] go [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] go golly I'm a big kid try so hard resist resist you're a goofy goofy Patrick's melting goofy goofy goober goobers yeah dude they siamese twins I've never even eaten it goofy goofy goober goober what we got ourselves a double baby a double baby oh no they rolled out they rolled out they made it out a lie so far so good babies too some bucket taking over Plankton's giving them away free with every crabby patty giving where do something manager you the manager you supposed to do something you got to solve these issues selling crabby patties a plank and that's right I'm going to report you to the highest Authority in the land King Neptune now activating helmet brain control device he got a brain control machine all these jump buckets what's going on here SE him run [Music] [Applause] Squidward jeez they coming through deep they still oh it's bones oh crap oh my goodness oh oh what a jerk they don't see all these dead bodies oh my goodness they rolling over them now hey look free ice cream technically this should be drinking and driving they got drunk off the last ice cream SpongeBob yeah make M of chocolate got you covered okay Patrick let's you can let go now lady let my bow go my oh what the Patrick do something did you get the ice cream bro almost got killed hey you may not know it but we got a ruer around here about blowing bubble bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by uppercutting him out his socks back to the thug tub you go buddy yeah this guy has nothing to be played with this is the guy after SpongeBob and him I might be a little scared now s some ice cream I'll let you pet Mr Whiskers I don't even know want to know where that's coming from oh well [Music] okay where's the Road Road Road Road Road Road okay Pat jeez there's the road on to Shell City SpongeBob turned around he gave up I'm going home Patrick We're Just Kids We're Not Kids we blow bubbles we eat ice cream we worship a dancing peanut for corn sake it is madness Patrick you've been wearing the same goopy goober peanut party under pants for three years straight y you're right SpongeBob them three years straight in the same draws as wild Patrick Mindy Mindy how things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom Plankton done took over Squidward Sandy can't your father do something my father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything here in a can fate of Bikini Bottom rest in your hands but we're just hey it doesn't matter if you're kids I believe that everybody I know is a g say put it together come on guys guys guys you're acting like a bunch of babies right now kids no I'm just playing I'm just playing e that's disgusting think Mindy think that's I'll just have to turn you into men hoay we're going to be men we're going to be men fellas we're going to be man y'all going to have to pay taxes being men it ain't fun been around three times I think it's working with my mermaids magic I command the two of you to turn into men open your eyes Patrick you have a mustache so do you so now that you're men can you make it to show City yeah we're Invincible woohoo I never said that the first thing they do is take a leap off the cliff it's not looking good yeah buddy why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs they lucked out we're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench don't look so safe and sound hey sh City crazy now we're and they wonder why women live longer than men they say look at what men do we have facial hair now that's good yeah go Pat go Pat they look like hey y'all come see this these boys doing The Slap Dance did [Applause] it they start singing along now that they're man just about to eat them we made up everything even the Hideous disgusting monsters we dissed them right they was rooting for you you guys are awesome oh no you're going to exterminate us [Laughter] you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today step aside and you won't have to feel the awesome Wrath of our mustaches these he stay ripping something off somebody face their manhood we're fake this is what a real mustache looks like he could just grow a mustache s man this guy is great like then for some reason he wanted me to step on you take back SpongeBob you'll never find out that he stole the crow oh I love this job I see that oh biger boot wait P it's [Music] the he really just swooped up sponge Bob and Patrick like that they good they good oh he got him in a fish tank it's some kind of wall of psychic energy hey over here those fish are dead they gone SpongeBob they going to be on somebody plate later on what's he going to do with us he's going for his evil instruments of torture clue google eyes google eyes and glue this can't be good he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks you think so he got Patrick the heat is so intense you about to go take a dump this is y' time to escape oh no looks like what everybody said about us is true Patrick We're Just Kids couple of kids in way over their heads stop talking like that SpongeBob never give up $7 for Neptune's Crown they Hawking this Crown off of cheat it's fake gold on there he did make [Music] it oh no they're crying the tier got a mind of his [Music] own they back they came back fully dressed hey it's lighter than I thought come on man we a buy it we got $7 that's ah what the heck whoa a bikini bottom up here mad in the hell they ready hey buddy like googly eyes what the heck how do they all just appear like this y'all they beating dude up do you still have that bag of wins I sure do it's up his butt why Patrick always putting something in his booty well that seems simple enough pet guys the crown the crown we came too far we can't leave it back behind we lost the bag of a no I can take you there b watch what David hasselhof I'm David Hasselhoff I did not expect to be see Hasselhoff in SpongeBob good looking H off on the way back home hey h off what the heck no guess who's [Music] here hle H like a speed [Music] boat hey go bigger boot the boot how oh my God this guy all right Neptune let's get it out it is time for you to die give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time I won't have you stalling this execution dude Neptune be so ready to execute something he a foul guy if you think about it that's why he lost his hair he's evil boy tired of running if we run now we'll never stop spb Patrick was about to square up Wy damn passle H in the booty cheek it's going to take a lot more than five what is this goober dollar legal tender at any participating goofy goofy see you later fools nice knowing you Dennis SpongeBob wherever you are you better hurry he pulling up on hassle Hoff at high speeds let's go initiating launch sequence what the what the heck did you see that off 10 seconds to LIF off I don't know what I'm [Applause] watching you done good Hasselhoff fried hasselhof my beautiful Crow all right put it on and cover that head up please Neptune you Blinded Me I'm just joking sorry to rain on your parade Plankton My Parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella oh he can control Neptune now hey Plankton plan Z was pretty genius Plankton cheated cheated no not because I cheated because I'm an evil genius and you're just a a kid a stupid kid hey screw you Plankton you talking too much stuff now talking way too much smack no amount of Mermaid Magic or managerial promotion can make me anything more than what I really am inside a kid that's great now get back against the wall I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do tell them sponge and I'm also a goofball and a wing nut take CU Delights what's going on here but most of all I'm L goofy go what the rock out [Music] SpongeBob guys what in the scallop is happening [Music] patricky SpongeBob jamming out he on the solo [Music] Twisted that thing the helmet can't handle this level of rock and roll he rocking the heck out I'm a Goofy Goober run B's back out of my way fools back to the old Plankton getting stepped on how does this feel dude SpongeBob literally just rocked it out that was crazy come on you guys do that Institution for the criminally tiny lock clanked up and throw away the key you were right Eugene Krabs I forgot to unfreeze you what the I guess I had it set to real boy ending you got to use that for Pinocchio I'm sorry for falsely freezing you crabs he got the strings on him I don't know what Patrick got on this is out of control y'all go to Mr Squidward front and center please we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin manager this is the greatest day of my life they hire my man as manager that's what we supposed to do hire the right person for the job Mr Krabs in the first place and you wouldn't have got Frozen bad decisions lead to baldness and frozenness I'm learning a lot from SM hey Neptune is evil he ready to execute something for any reason let's execute him he breathed he's walking down the street let's execute him he just want to see an execution he want to see somebody die Neptune that's kind of messed up man and you wonder why you're going B angry evil people go Bal Neptune anybody in the comments watching this and Bal right now I'm so sorry look at what you did in your life you might have did something evil and you went Bal I'm talking about bald people I'm GNA get cursed out what if I wake up bald [Music] Tomorrow there's nothing wrong with being bald guys just don't have it so shiny blinding us you know let me shut up um dang I gotta get out of here I'm killing myself hey that was fun hey SpongeBob just rocked out I'm a goofy go that's that I want to rock rock that was lit y'all um I don't even know what to say I I think I I'm get myself in trouble for the ball comments so I'm get out of here really quick love you guys we'll be watching next hopefully there's no ball guys in there until next time

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Id: 2WlifYYecdQ

Length: 40min 9sec (2409 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 10 2024