First Time Watching *HAIRSPRAY* Had Me Crying & Laughing!!

[Applause] I just sat back and enjoyed that one oh man that was that was that was powerful y'all they don't need you anymore you come here with me we need her I'm so proud of myself to I'm so proud of myself you know okay y'all ready discording y'all R you've been waiting she talking about been ready dang hey y'all we got hairspray um oh this is on the weird guy channel so y'all don't know yet Weir guy Nation over here we watch these things live we're we just started this we're watching all the movies or shows or whatever we do we watch him live on Discord the whole thing you know but this is the trick you got to be signed up to patreon in order to access the Discord and the patreon let you know every time the lives go up usually the morning time I go every morning try to go every morning um yeah we get in here we enjoy oursel I'm looking at the chat right now we talk crap it might be some crazy stuff going on in the chat so don't come over here thinking it's a G-rated chat it's crazy chat it might be rated R over here I don't know that might not I can't see this weird guy see all right guys how you doing today hope everyone is okay um we're watching hairspray and we're going to leave it at that subscribe to the channel like the video it helps it helps if y'all watching on Discord right now when I upload this to patreon go like the video on patreon too I don't know what that does but I don't know if patreon got an algorithm but YouTube does and it helps the algorithm so if you're watching on YouTube like And subscribe just to help the algorithm that's it we going in the hairspray nothing more to say hey all right let's get [Music] it make sure you use your hairspray and that's too much hairspray uhoh Hungry For Something Good Morning Baltimore aren't this damn [Music] happy she can sing [Music] now that's why we can't get rid of them you out there feeding them good I hate rats [Music] what she out there twerking n she on the garbage truck the hell going on in Baltimore Baltimore My Shiny Teeth and Me reminded me of Chip Skylar My Shiny Teeth and Me shiny teeth shiny teeth um Excuse Me Miss Whimsy I can't see the board again Tracy turnblad if I have to write you up for inappropriate hair height one more time what am I supposed to do I can't just hanger like a dead thing on your cheeks I mean well you know what I mean I smoked her get some Botox now next week we will be talking about earthquakes we have to look back approximately 60 million years why do all the teachers be looking and like sounding the like where the hell did they get these teachers my teacher might have been AI now that I think about it way one God damn we going to breae in all that hair spring get high teen Baltimore show look [Music] Atri okay he vibing nice white kids like once a month we have our negro day and turn it off hey this song was a v a negro what it went too fast it's still hit now can negro dance to it is that legal I don't know if I should be dancing Fender [Music] Brenda El no that wasn't come about it's a new dance the stricken chicken Tracy that has my laundy yeah that'll be $3 H that's pretty pricey I'm sorry prudy but some of your personal stains require pounding with a rock dude the procedure went wrong in face off and this what happened well your daughter happy oh what is that the waving Raven oh you want to play Shades now all right are you trying to tell me that that Penny didn't get permission from her mother to be here what you will never watch that show again without that show I have nothing having nothing builds character that's kind of true damn that's kind of true I she ain't had to do her like that though that's exactly how I got to where I'm at I had nothing my whole life and once again that's the stricken chicken we will be right back corny uh Val of the kidss dig the Rhythm in blues that's why we have to to steer them in the white direction right direction the white Direction didn't hey what about the black direction or the equal direction you try that again and there'll be stumps where your feet should be you got that is that the chick from Pitch Perfect please Amber Amber save your personal life for the camera sweetie oh shiny she used Too Much hairspray this morning if you do your job my daughter wouldn't have to fight to be visible it's a small City there aren't that many stations time next year you could be wearing an ill-fitting tuck snapping B mitzah photos let the man do his job this is nut she can't even dance plastic little [ __ ] oh can dance so much better than her that was our very own link Lin singing it takes two negro day will be coming your way so oh this going to be lit they about to set it off in this mouth and Queen Latifa in here Brenda will be taking a little leave of absence from the show how long you to be gone Brenda just N9 months we'll have an opening here on the show for a girl just as fun loving but maybe not quite as free [Laughter] wheeling Brenda's pregnant this is your time to shine Brenda wear protection be Tracy turnl my doll pills wearing off no one is auditioning for anything in this household why dancing is not your future I want to be famous Daddy tomorrow I'm auditioning to dance on a TV show no she is not D this movie cast is crazy I believe that it is naturally stiff she doesn't understand it just because she wouldn't know a dream if it fit on the nose I once had a dream that I owned a corn operated laundr matat and I came down from that cloud real quickly tell you that damn John got a fat booty they're going to hurt her Wilbur Dr Christopher is hilarious talk to her this TV thing you really want it then you go for it you got to think big to be big follow your dream M came true I have the most precious thing in the world the Taj Mahal of joke shops at Anda she thought it was her P pinch Meep cha back oh Amber look at this modly crew she called him the mly crew when I was Baltimore was is a key word is it 1930 let me show you how your mommy took out the competition we don't give a crap I screwed the judges she screwed the judges I knew it was something up cuz she ain't got no damn Talent oh she used to look good if that's her look like evil [ __ ] now Pro are you scared we she'll never get a date till daddy fer and who knows would you swim in an integrated pool I sure would you better I'm all for integration it's the new frontier in Baltimore it isn't and may I be frank we kiing you out you may go they racist they don't support the Negroes no wonder ain't no black people dancing with them I didn't even think about that it's a whites only Club I mean I guess they have their rights but that's up I mean turn blad I trust it was something really important no it wasn't there we go look at we do it different y'all black people need got their at looking at nothing not you man can DME me on a DOT of detention so long as he don't star me in my tombs baby does that dance have a name the pton place after midnight I use it to attract the opposite sex hey I'mma try that oh she going to learn something in here here what the hell did they send her to a black class for detention you're really good you can't do that dance hold on now negro day is the best I wish every day were negro day me too at our house it is well well here's a little something my name is sewe what's yours baby get white girl you better get a white girl got it going on girl you one of us one of us already hold on y'all y' done BR her to the barbecue in five minutes she is cool though she to the barbecue yeah she yeah she could she can mess with us she come to negro day for show come on bad girl who needs to be pun when he's hosting the Hop tomorrow he saw you dancing like that he' put you on the show oh W sorry little darl hope I didn't Dent your do what his gang weak as hell sorry little darling don't hear him [Music] CH oh my God I hate to hear the song after they have [Music] intercourse she had to go to the hospital damn all he did was touch you when we kiss inside his car listen I can hear it's a good song though it's a nice song If You're stalker that can be your Anthem Bo oh why they got the sides cut off like that they segregated boogieing man I don't like T I would this this segregation stuff is killer they really got the blacks roped off like that uh keep the [ __ ] over there they can dance but keep them over there she like uhuh you just touched one of us yeah know something they don't know about hey white boy like it cry go cry in the car you think I'm going to think that he's really up there why are we watching this John about [Music] yeah that was the dance of the week I hate what they did with her bang I almost stopped her from reaching for the Stars she's going to be regular My Little Girl regular At Last I if you were president what would your first official act be make everyday negro day presid got my you think we might have a hot new candidate ha spr is mar always the charmer Amber Amber always communist girl look now I got some new ideas for the show first we get rid of negro day we mix those kids in with the rest of the council mix those kids that's right I said it I thought he was about to say we give them a whole month black history isn't this where it's all heading anyway maybe it is time for some fresh ideas fresh new host fix it what fix it boo that big little girl is sending my sails through the roof that big little girl more people are breathing aerosol than oxygen more people are breathing Aeros in oxygen Tracy wait [Music] up y that's the way you do it and I'm your fa Bel Miss motormouth May Bell your DJ we'll be right back with more of negro day ain't nobody in the audience nap away for stubborn hair every Kink will be gone in a blink we're off nap away I could have used this product you watch yourself you know what your demographic is cleaning ladies and lawn jockey hey strangle that hey you from Set It Off Queen Latifa do something one toe at a time all right we take it we we chill we get her one toe at a time hello Mr Pinky speaking Mr Pinky spokes girl you want Tracy to do what books girl okay um well we'll have to send someone down to meet you me Mr Pinky maybe we should get you an agent okay you'll be my agent me an agent you're crazy we'll have your father meet with him don't make me do it Tracy people who are different their time is coming that's true that's [Music] true there's so much air out here so much air out [Music] here [Music] oh there he got the donut he got the donut perhaps she'd like some complimentary cultour let's talk M Extensions by Mutual option 15% commission not a dime over 10 54 double d triple E I hit the mother what is going on here guys he got the right deal he was looking for though Mama SL daddy did her thing or his thing or I don't know what's going on John mama that's your cute oh I'm the cutest chicky that you ever did see John TR V went pull pink dress wow man I don't know about these outfits they look like two uh sprinkled cupcakes welcome [Applause] to he never notices what I wear I swear I don't know what goes on down there I'd know whose mother you were anywhere really this is Amber and Mrs Von tussle oh it was so nice you L her on that show red find our standards that's for sure as well you'll stop traffic it's nice meeting you don't you know why she hates us she's afraid I'll be Amber from his teenage hairspray really oh and it's totally not true about her in the entire football team I'm sick of you doing that just because she's a good dancer you think that she can dance maybe you'd rather have her as your partner you could get sponsored by goodye excuse me what is going on back there horrible Mr Flack does not have breasts I would I would never she's such a it's not it's not attractive Mr Lin do you like to share with the rest of the class Patrick Henry's Immortal Last Words kiss my ass good stuff we going to the hey this is where it's at y'all hey cool what the the Funky Chicken the wet bird now my mom's having a platter party I've never been in North Avenue before would it be safe calm down cracker boy cracker boy being invited places by colored people only see the color of my face always have the slapper the black of the sweeter the juice once you go black you won't know what to do this is my sister little oh I know Tracy turn up all [Music] my that it run tell that damn that boy got vocal dance on that buzz with that great white whale and those Negroes hey hey this chick stepping out of line man will take care of [Music] everything she putting on the devil Red Queen whole downam Fe looks like y'all took a step out of bounds this is just so afrotastic turn black come on now afrotastic I'm very pleased and scared to be here I'm very pleas we got more reason to be scared on your street and girl said a very pleased to scared to be here we cool we cool my name is Mike I'm calling because I have some information about your daughter's whereabouts your daughter has entered a hot bed of moral turpentine aren't you going to get in awful trouble for this maybe it's worth it I think no one uses the start of a pretty big adventure a pretty big adventure huh why you had to use that word Tracy and turn blad do you know what I had to pay a c just to consider coming down here just disappear all mashed up against the kuner hey you don't have to rush off you know well I do I left my AR on that's the way the mama TR vote the heart right there oh that's black cooking too is that [Music] brazed I let you li the SP in the bleach me baby ah hello she's not like her my God welcome to the Hardy hor Hut cigarette come on ass what can I do you for something for the mister is no Mister accidentally suffocated he breathed in too much hairspray but what are you celebrating kind of an ending but it deserve to go out with a bad negro day what belma Von tussle just told me we have had our last show hey I didn't want to tell y'all up front I just wanted to have a little fun tonight you can't have your own show fine you'll Come Dance With Us yeah you've been dozing off during history if we can't dance maybe we should just March some big old ratings better time slot too what y'all say meet up at the church Friday 4:00 and we will Mar walk with me that there those for you can I go now come on now I can't be worried about you out there Mrs vle just promised I could sing at Miss Hairspray page I can't jeopardize that I just think this adventure is a little too big for me selling out too big that's not what I miss by too big you're my mother x-ray specs you can see through anything men always put their career first remember that okay spe I love you I love you too you don't need those to see what's under these clothes dust I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse he's he's married she was throwing that cat D okay like a spread to get your Hollywood out of control for making john do this and making that dress look nice one more minute you Hi H and that's not what it looked like I was trying to sell merchandise I heard you the first 400 times mom she stressed eating she going to get thicker and thicker John stop eating so much I'm starting to believe this this suit you got on real the titties look real the butt look real what the heck John how long did it take for them to put all that makeup and stuff on probably took hours daddy it it wasn't me you had to improvise a bed out of something God play heck that one was me he's just naturally funny you don't even be trying these peers have never looked at another woman you know what Velma wanted she wanted me off the show and then to just cancel negro day like that that was wrong I think I've been in a bubble or something I think people like me go out there and fight for it don't you listen old dog dogs like us we need to learn some new tricks you don't need new tricks Dad you need Mom oh I wonder if they going to kiss Christopher and John that' be crazy they had to pay them a lot come on baby took me 5 years to figure out you were flirting how could I ever it just makes me feel old your Sprite is a slinky why they got him walking like that a beer across the quarter just get riper with a you'll old that's that he SLA that ass Chris that's a man hair dues are higher your hairlines receding You're Timeless to me I know they was laughing at themselves doing this D they got John trok to putting on all the outfits he looks I mean he she I don't even know what's going on but the outfit's fit right you grabbed it you get lost behind there and heavy You're Timeless to me n man ring a ding ding Timeless to me look at it wake up everything's good again wiber hey Jacky we over here integration not segregation that's facts y'all I'm with integration not segregation pay a heavy price if I can't dance with seaweed and little LZ I don't want to dance on TV at all TV is black and [Music] white turn black out here on the front line it's pretty powerful though I'm not going to lie I'm going must travel [Applause] I just sat back and enjoyed that one oh man that was that was that was powerful y'all they don't need you anymore you come with me we need her no we need turn black be part of this not sending account why is Channel 5 there of course they're all need grows why would to integrate got to integrate hey TV's got toate is there some reason we can't pass by peacefully head back to where you come from you don't have to be so rud as hell excuse me she was talking to you smack me with a segregation sign you just assaulted a police officer let's take the whole lot [Music] in hey we even do sh Tracy Tracy get back here you see never ever going to see that beehive Harlot again Tracy she's not here I told you what this must have put you through wheel I'm proud of you you are baby somebody had to do something you bailed all those people out upset with me knights in armor don't come any Shiner than you are you okay Trac you could go to jail for helping me Tracy I'm already in jail come on the police are on their way mom please don't send my best friend to The Big House things need to change I don't care how long it takes good you'll be waiting 20 to life get the jump rope penon don't touch my can tuna turnblad H bludgeon sergeant and decorated Korean War veteran Mike Morris with a crowbar that oh link I thought you'd be Tracy I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned an eagle scout I should have been there beside her I can't sleep I can't eat you can't eat well come on in and will never leave this room again a pingot out of her damn mind devil child devil child I rebuke I rebuke sh don't let her hear you what happened to here I'm here to rescue the fair Maiden baby blacker the berry the sweeter the juice once I was self in what you why you always mentioning her weight that's how it usually work watch you go black it she said I taste the chocolate and I ain't never going back what do sing in the bab [Laughter] roof link your pork is ready ready and what about this one love is a gift a lot of people don't remember that whole lot of ugly coming at you from a never ending parade of stupid you met my mom Pingo and stupid I need you to come down to the station dress nice she been dressing nice all movie Edna been laying it out with them dresses this live show oh my Amber is perfect for that she's the pretty little blonde nobody gives a crap and now broadcast live cornet Collins Miss Hairspray spectacular let us make our father drink wine and let us lie with him golly how much she need and [Applause] ow my I you about that joking on the air and now for the talent portion of our competition all right what's under there Edna let me see that dress looking for someone Chris I Chris love his baby what if she's been here for hours and you've locked yourselves out come on one more time the hairspray battering ram was Heavy how could it be heavy there nuh-uh no she didn't oh my God she to go what a nail biter this one is turning into heated for Amber it's about to get out she looking good y'all see Amber Blast Off ladies and gentlemen blacks and whites dancing on TV together legendary moment yeah she trying to wipe the black off the screen mama is crazy said this can't be it got to be something on the TV and the new Miss Hairspray is STS a black girl run hairspray that's the twist okay we stepping up in the game y'all we doing we doing the big now so makes you the lead dancer on the corny Collins show corny Collin show is now and forever officially [Applause] integrated now I watch the corny Colin show the corny Collin show not so corny no more okay interracial dancing has broken out interracial dancing has broken out oh my God ain't nothing like interracial dancing y'all beautiful sight to see you're uncanny camera that dress is crazy you're fire do it now and night for when [Applause] world the show is turning to [Laughter] gumbo we mixing things up this is the future talk about the show tur into Gumball yeah all right go get a room she about to need nine months off too I had so much fun with that one I had way more fun than I anticipated I'm thinking okay I'm about to load it up and just watch this that was a that's what I'm talking about hairspray wow hey that was good that's a good ass movie guys I don't give a [ __ ] sorry for my language if I make this on YouTube I don't give a crap I should say my bad I don't give a crap what y'all say it's a girly movie watching this girl stuff that's a good movie got good singing if you don't like that I don't know I don't know maybe your heart is just freaking garbage go find a new heart because you know what that was fun that was fun y'all and it had a powerful message in there you know I'm so glad those times are over technically we still go through stuff don't get me wrong it's still little incidents of the r word spread around it's just they have their own little way of doing it now in 2023 so it still happens but at least integration happened you know in 2023 I can screw a white woman and it's completely normal so that's great I guess um um yeah I go to the mall everything's integrated now we don't have to worry about that aspect even though some people walk around and still look at us like little eyes little get but it's just some people just G to look at us like that it don't matter it doesn't matter you got to look at yourself and be like I love myself no matter what skin color I am no matter what than nothing I love who I am I love what God made me and put me here to be I love that person just so happen to be black damn it God why you ain't make me white man I could have had so much more opportunities in life and been so much more further don't think like that don't think like that um hey hey that was lit that was lit um we just watched that live if you still here we just watched that live on Discord the whole thing this is about to go up on patreon soon now we're about to watch we watching one more thing today we're about to watch Small Soldiers guys so right after hairspray we loading up Small Soldiers and we doing the live we on Discord we be rocking YouTube I don't know when yall going to get these but on Discord we be watching back to back we be over here getting it in man enjoying our days chilling together hopefully y'all can come be a part of it sign up for the patreon man Discord is going live every day other than that love you guys man that was that was so fun that was so fun peace

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Published: Thu Oct 26 2023