Warwick Davis - A Short Country Ramble

[Music] hello-oh hit a lung full of alley air that's there don't get that anywhere else except in the country always lovely trees lovely lovely trees nature's a funny thing so it's just so natural it's like nothing else we have on planet Earth [Music] um [Music] hello red yeah brioche she rolls yeah no ordinary bread for you chaps you again hello look at this debris Oshiro doesn't it just the roof that's it that's it enjoy I don't know where this is terribly good for you but softly hmm okay there we go that's for you fella that's for you after bastards flare up here we go do you like this it's nice isn't it vivid rakesh lovely flashes well none of your stale there what else give you mmm bit more here's some little one here we go chaps that's it big bit for you some people say this is cruel you know interferes with their their natural whatever but something quite satisfying about your helping nature really that's it can't have any more for my love yeah ah so peaceful hmm you know I've had to keep up with the times and all connected up to the worldwide Internet which which is wonderful because you can access all sorts of things of banking accounts information you know the Yellow Pages and cool dead and you have access to boobies for free [Music] interesting selection of nature here for hot summer some toadstools there and some honda so like it hmm it's not sir it's no fox small twirly hair troll no raccoon no definitely no mmm because it's a rabbit rabbit dead everything's so green just a greenness Beverly can I get a bit depressing [Music] climbing this is Kate here reminds me of her when I was a lad used to go skinny dipping in the lake my worry was is cold little testicles oh no fishing wasn't going anyway yeah [Music] no mana that's it this way [Music] oh oh dear look at that some poor little bastard set up some trouble there look at that undigested look it look at it poor little bugger probably gonna have to die somewhere just out for a ramble do you ramble I love it I love it power from the dog and you know anything get bastards on your feet and it Oh God we ever seen anything strange I heard I I see I know but I heard things go like weird here sometimes a bit weird I don't know you have to keep yourself on your guard a bit you know in the bushes oh yeah largest move where I was a queen that no I remember playing in this very patch of crap when I was little I used to come here with my mates Sebastian and Rupert the only true friends I ever had for the week we used to get up to all sorts of tomfoolery throwing twigs a duck's squirrel snuffling and stamping on rabbits and one day daughter nasty with a demonic look in their eyes Sebastian and Rupert took me by the y-fronts and gave me the biggest wedgie one could ever endure I was left here alone making elastic out of my ass oh I keep that on there I'll always keep that on that oh I think I could be your your wallpaper even masculine glass haven't seen you glass no you don't wear them on the TV do you well I I see em new contact lenses for the teller but I think the grass is aged me a little absolutely this bowl yeah I know they don't target Mary's I could have LASIK Lu lost them did you want daddy things fell off my face and I I mean without them blind as a mole useless and I kept searching around searching for them I was searching around and and then I found the man how do you think I'm really long sorry it I don't I think I'm short I'm not sighted and I can't see to that mine no it's lovely to see you yes I'm getting really nice and we may bump into each other again yeah Mona on a ramble yeah well sorry I we're going around I'll take care thank you very much and do thank you thank you me all right goodbye so we've come to the end of my ramble in the country it's been it's been educational I think not one for you offer me a noodle first yeah what have we learned what have I taught you ah learn about nature trees and plants and some dogs and ducks so so it's good and if you can if you can get out into the world and into nature then then do that thank you [Music] Oh [Music] you

Channel: iDiot Films

Views: 128,308

Keywords: Warwick, Davis, Country, Ramble, Size, Matters, Not

Id: amSfV-wA1d8

Length: 9min 59sec (599 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 22 2010