Vampire Survivor's Achievements Were INSANELY Addictive

have you ever been playing a bullet hell and thought yeah yeah this is fun and all but how would it feel to be him with vampire survivors you don't need to wonder anymore in fact you won't need a lot of things like food or sleep I found that out the hard way after I stupidly decided to get all 150 of the non DLC achievements and became addicted in the process and because there's so many I obviously won't be spending time talking about each one let's get started we're not exactly spoiled for choice on the first run so I picked the only guy the only map and got a run going this guy Antonio starts with the whip which attacks in a small area in the direction he's facing every couple seconds he also has a passive ability where he'll deal more damage every 10 levels the way this game works is every level you'll get three sometimes four options to choose from the possible options are weapons passive items or upgrades for the weapons and items you already have the game itself Works in waves the first wave is Just Bats then a minute in you'll get these ghouls so on and so forth all the way up to minute 30 where you win the big prize that's the Grim Reaper what the was that instant death for my first run I made an announcement a declaration if you will I'm I'm staking my career on this I need you to listen very closely I am going to win my first game of vampire survivors or the channel is over I'm retiring I don't have anything unlocked yet so this first attempt ended up being a mix of what I thought might be a good combo of items I upgraded the whip first so it could attack in front and behind me before getting the axe Santa water magic wand Laurel and Bible there's so many weapons that I'm not going to sit here and explain every single one to you and I really think you should experience the game for yourself and at the same time there's really only three weapons but we'll get to them later the first run is also where I get introduced to the Premier Source of dopamine overload the [Music] chests it'll give you one upgrade to an item that you already have unless you get lucky then you'll get three and maybe just maybe there are these light sources scattered throughout every map which can drop gold that's used to upgrade your stats in the main menu and powerups like this cross that kills every enemy on screen oh my god oh it just it really just brought in filth filth from every direction holy that was the worst thing that could have happened to me literally the worst thing that could have happened to [Music] me okay I think I'm probably going to die here oh this might be the end for me uh I can't deal with it that sucks H there was too many things well that's it Channel's gone the first run ended in a fizzle although in my defense this werewolf bat combo is an early game Run killer even with that flop I managed to get 11 achievements and just as many unlocks and went right back in with the same character and map this time though I got the first of those three god tier weapons garlic garlic gives you a small Aura around your character that damages and knocks back any enemies that get too close it's a great way to quickly get XP in the early rounds and is almost essential for keeping the more tanky crowds at Bay and that's exactly how I survived the wave that killed me and doing that let me survive for long enough to evolve my first weapon the way Evolution works is every weapon has a passive item connected to it if you get the connected weapon and item on the same run and get the weapon to max level then the next chest you open will give you the evolved version of that weapon a much more powerful upgrade that has characteristics of the passive item it's connected to this time around I got the evolved magic wand which pairs with the item that gives coold down reduction so now it fires without any delay at Double the projectile speed I also got the evolved fire wand a little later and with that Trio I was able to win my first run on my second try for another 10 achievements now that I've actually won I can move on to the second character that starts with the wand and the second map the inlaid library I didn't notice too much of a difference but from what I've heard people have an easier time on this map than the first one regardless of that I got garlic on the first level up so this run is over but to really solidify my odds I evolve the wand lightning ring and axe as well and once I knocked it out I got another 11 achievements now is probably a good time to mention how cheap and accessible this game is for just $5 you can get this game on PC or Xbox or for free if you have game pass this isn't sponsored for the record but you need to know that just in case you were planning on doing something stupid like assuming it's only on PC and buying it without even checking Xbox then finding out that not only is it on Xbox but it's free because you do have Game Pass and now you have to get the last 32 achievements again except this time you do much worse hate that hate that doing worse on Xbox than I did on PC hate that for me hate it hate it I'm worse I'm worse got the duplicator that's POG of me I would hate for that to be you I tried out pascalina who has the Rune Tracer a pretty solid weapon that uses a bunch of randomly bouncing projectiles unfortunately I suck and park my ass in front of a strong enemy that just melted me oh so I took my two achievements and moved on to one of the best characters in the game because this old man starts with garlic and a 40% boost to his weapons effective area he is pretty frail though so be careful I'm almost dead after I followed this green arrow to the left for a bit I found my first Relic unique items that add functionality to the game this one lets me see all of the evolution pairings from the pause menu I evolved the cross which turned into swords or whatever and got seven more achievements on the way out die die there's no way I kill you but die well worth the shot next I picked janaro and dropped into the dairy plant which is a crazy level Choice by the way I evolve the knife which is the same as the evolved wand except it fires where you're facing instead of at the closest enemy and also evolve the Whip and Bible then I picked up the Milky Way map which marks all items on the level and the RS goua in addition to unique items like the relics there are passive items that can be picked up too and if you pick them up after you already have six passives you can actually hold more than six items and as far as I know this is the only way to have more than six passives I kept going north a bit to the question mark on the map which has a coffin surrounded by pretty tanky enemies well they're usually tanky but I'm way too strong now and inside the coffin is a new playable character there's one of these in each level but this lovely lady in particular is in my disgustingly humble opinion the best standard character in the game I made out like a bandit with 13 achievements and then after a botched attempt at getting the coffin in the Mad Forest I learned my lesson and started using her right away the reason she's so good other than her uncapped passive is because of her weapon song of Mana which is the second all-time greatest weapon of the game it covers an entire column at the center of the screen damaging any enemies inside and as you upgrade it it does more more damage lasts longer and takes up more space I ended up getting so caught up with clearing the waves that I forgot to go to the coffin we can pick that up later though for now I'm moving on to the next level a vertically designed Tower which is just even better for song of Mana I picked up the sorcerous tiers which lets you play with the timer at Double speed this is one of my favorite relics since it can be a huge time saer but you only get a 25% XP bonus so it's definitely a risky trade-off I kept things moving getting achievements for leveling up the pentagram evolving the Rune Tracer which is really good Santa water which kind of sucks and the birds the birds are unique in that the two items you need to evolve it are actually both weapons instead of a weapon and a passive and on top of that it's one of very few evolved weapons that can be upgraded after evolving it I unlocked a new character who's just an absolute picked up the stone mask which makes gold more valuable and finally swung back around to get the character in The Mad Forest she's a gunslinger we'll be using later in addition to that I finally evolved the garlic and song of Mana the garlic which was already busted now heals me and Deals extra damage from the amount I'm Healed and the song of Mana has a hugely increased range and slightly slows enemies when they get hit by it it's a vicious combo and I'm sure you can see why these are two of the top three weapons those two weapons were also two of the six weapons I evolved on the same run which was a very frustrating achievement to get since I kept getting bad RNG and messing up my build I got it holy now I can use that dumb of a witch why do I hate her the cat the cat is the only weapon in the game that you can hurt yourself with the cats spawn in random locations and if they intersect with you they'll swipe at you so after I picked up the gold Mast and evolved it into massive floating eyeballs I decided to never use it again but this actually won't be the last time it comes up I used the Gunslinger to get a new character who's pretty cool and picked up the randomizer Relic which lets you pick three cards per run that add extra effects to various things and there's an achievement for each card you unlock for now though I'm trying out ketta who's a cool guy because he has a guitar he's also really good he's got a solid passive stat bonus and an extra passive where he lets out a damaging blast with knockback basically a weaker version of garlic built into the character and it isn't even a weapon he also has the shadow pinion as a starter weapon it'll leave a trail of drill looking projectiles behind you and when you stop walking they'll all shoot out like Spears in the direction you're facing it's a little difficult to use but it's probably my favorite weapon although it was a little confusing at first the knockback passive he has Isn't described on the character and I'm usually moving so I didn't even notice the Spears and thought the knockback was the weapon at first a little more rocking and I evolved the pinion killed the dumb crab and picked up seven achievements after I snagged the first win in Gallow Tower after that I picked crotchy who has a funny name and stepped into capella Magna the cathedral level for the first time I picked up the extra character of the level killed This Be not Afraid looking ass and got six more achievements beating a stage unlocks hyper mode and unlocking hyp hper mode for all four of the normal stages which I've just done unlocks moong goow a bonus area that's very easy has a bunch of breakable objects and has 16 of the 17 standard passive items just laying on the ground if I knew about this level I wouldn't have spent so much time trying to get lucky for the six evolved weapons achievement but hey such as life I evolved the new guys weapon Fu fuu and tried to evolve the guns before dying because I didn't realize that this level only has 15 minutes instead of the usual 30 I got my three achievements and went back in to buy the glass vizard from the merchant the merchant is unique to this level but after buying the glass vizard he'll appear in every level more importantly though buying it gets another achievement by this point we're long overdue for the third of the three best weapons in the game the pentagram so I picked Christine who starts with the pentagram and went into the bone Zone the pentagram is a very risky weapon to pick since it only attacks once before having a very long cool down and in addition to that destroys Absolut Ely everything on the screen including gems but as you level it up more there's a higher and higher chance that it won't destroy the gems when it goes off high risk High reward and the evolution is the absolute best weapon to have if you're using an AFK build I took a trip down south in the bone Zone to find a giant ball of skeletons it takes a while to kill but once you do you get the Forbidden Scrolls of morban which is a very fancy way of saying that I've got cheat codes now four more achievements and I threw in a few cheats to unlock some special characters buba one of those characters was death the red caped individual who pushes your in at the end of every successful run this game also has a Boss Rush level that I'll have to beat so I figured using the big bat himself would be my best bet unfortunately other than being very fast he kind of sucks still I was able to knock it out for one more achievement I won with llama for three achievements and drop back into moong galow with papea the reason I came back is for the secret room at the end I didn't get it last time because it'll only appear if you try it with a standard character and I apparently was using a special character the first time at the 14-minute Mark eyes will start circling around you as the screen begins to warp you'll have to kill the angel boss that spawns and then you'll be teleported to the secret final room here you just need to get to the end while you're being attacked from all sides by little angel constructs disguised as best I blew it the first time and came back with the Gunslinger to get to the end pick up the cross and beat the [Music] l o oh I did not like now that I have the yellow sign I can fight the final boss of the game who will appear in the cathedral beating him however is another story looks like I'm going to survive it's funny that I died right after saying that but I think I still am going to survive I didn't survive I tried again and again but with the help of his little eeve lutions of death I lost every time and he has an item gated behind him that lets me overlevel my weapons I really want that Relic so instead of beating him I use the cheat code for it because I'm a fake and a fraud but you should also subscribe to me because I'm honest like Aid I stepped into the goofy realm to unlock gracia's mirror and the seventh trumpet which unlocks hard mode and endless mode respectively was that cheese what the is that and now is finally the time to unlock all of the randomizer cards there's really only two things you need to do to unlock a card get a character to level 50 and hit minute 31 on a level so I got to level with de Mario papea po Antonio janaro ARA pora giovana clarich amelda and pascalina then by using endless mode hit mene 31 in the Mad Forest inlaid Library Dairy plant and Gallow Tower in the process of crushing this I got the Crimson shroud and infinite Corridor these Evolutions can be pretty hard to get for the Shroud there are two items to the far left and right on most Maps needed for evolving and the corridor has two other items far above and below picking each one up spawns a very strong boss type enemy and even after that you'll need to get both items up to level 9 as well as the connected weapon before it can be evolved so in addition to getting the achievements for those two Evolutions I now have every randomizer achievement well except for one all of the randomizers work the way I just described except for one card the zero card game killer to unlock this one you got to beat the final boss I skipped before so this time I Ste back in ascended the song of Mana garlic lightning Bible wand and pentagram killed the Powerpuff deaths and once I hit minute 30 stepped into the boss's Arena the ender man the Ender is a patchwork death that's basically a Megazord of the other five deaths and holy is he tanky first you'll step into this room with a trippy background which makes it kind of hard to see pickups and during the fight he'll spawn pillars of hazards that go up and across the screen I also didn't notice until painfully late in the fight but he even has projectiles to throw it at you accounting for all of that it's actually a pretty simple fight oh not easy mind you but simple just keep him wherever he needs to be on the screen for maximum damage and get the hell out of the way when a red bar pops up do that and about 5 minutes of fighting later he'll die Jesus getting me one more achievement and the final card from here the achievements get much simpler I survived in ill M for 15 minutes a stage where the enemies literally don't move after that I hit Level 80 with morio cavalo rhoma oou and Ambrosio but there's no achievement for playing as the tree and I thought that was pretty up of them I also had to banish 20 weapons with devono for an achievement and I just barely squeaked it out one more one more oh I sniped it now the reason I banished 20 other than the obvious achievement is that doing so unlocks the ability to seal an item that means that it will never appear as an option when you level up the max you can seal is 20 but the upgrades are expensive so I decided for one time only it would be a good idea to farm some gold I did a little Theory crafting and built what I think is the perfect gold farming strategy I picked trouser since he has high greed and gains 1% greed every level which is the stat that makes gold more valuable he also gets the candy box as his starting item which lets you pick any standard weapon in the game I went for garlic with its great early XP farming and I picked Baloo of Illusions as my first card the area changes fine but gaining 1% area every level is what I'm really after from there I'm getting the Bible pentagram song of clock Lancet and cat as my weapons and then the spellbinder attract orb empty tone candelabra Stone mask and Crown as my passives and you might be wondering why get the cat don't you hate it you're damn right I do but when you evolve it it no longer damages you and has a chance to turn gems it passes over into gold so in this one particular instance I don't hate it also the item you need to evolve it is the stone mask which just so happens to increase the value of gold so win-win once you get to the second card make sure to roll until you can get go of gold this makes Gold Fever trigger often which means enemies have a 75% chance to drop gold when killed as opposed to the usual zero it also means picking up gold heals you so I just became very durable from there I continued leveling and evolved until the third randomizer mad Groove which is basically just a quality of life card instead of running around to pick up all the items on the map I had them all come to me but make sure you already have all six items you plan to get from the level UPS before you pick any of these up otherwise you won't be able to get the ones you didn't wait for once you've got all your passes from Level UPS you can pick up all the items but be careful about the two red items and two rings remembering that they spawn bosses when you interact with them and this is probably a good time to mention the other elephant in the room the clock Lancet I mean it does kind of suck right and yeah the evolution is flashy but is it really much better yes it's crazy how much better it is and it's essential for longer farming sessions it's called The Clock Lancet because it attacks in 12 predetermined directions in a circle going around just like a clock and when it's evolved every time it gets to 12:00 there's a large rainbow explosion that explosion means that all of the enemies on screen just lost half of their current health which means that this build's viability is theoretically infinite now we just have to wait after about 90 minutes of farming I got a chest that gave me a super candy box 2 turbo that's not a joke that's what it's called and instead of giving you your choice of any weapon it gives you your choice of any evolved weapon so I took the opportunity to pick the only weapon in the game I hadn't fully evolved yet the triy bracelet a few minutes later and I managed to secure a small loan of a million gold that felt like a nice round number to stop at so I ended the run there my first instinct was to kill myself to end the round but I quickly realized I literally couldn't if I tried I got my achievements for evolving the tri bracelet and discovering every standard weapon and evolution and rushed off to the PowerUp screen to spend my hard earn money on those seals turns out a million isn't enough oh my God but all I had to do was switch around some upgrades and I got what I wanted now I just need to get to level 80 in the inverse versions of the Mad Forest inlaid library and Gallow Tower which is the hard mode I mentioned a while back enemies have triple Health but you also get Triple gold it could be challenging but with my main girl pepea I was able to clean this up without a problem I finally got around to actually surviving 30 minutes with either Gallow or devano and unlock the bracelet which I've already evolved now after all this time I'm ready for the final final boss of the game the director who's been p holding the strings of your story from the very beginning he did get me once even though I was playing as the goat so I switched over to my stinky old man Po and was able to knock his ass out on my second try are you dead now what's going on did I win did I win game did I win game oh let me win game I would like to win game there we go I got to see the ingame fireworks and the only thing left to do now is take a Victory lap but first I need to do one last thing to complete the collection so I went into the inverted inlaid library and kept heading right until I found a specific piano I played a little diddy which threw me in a dark room and after rumaging through a few coffins I found Satan himself I killed him and with that I finally completed the collection and unlocked the Chad waifu herself Queen Sigma now I just need to drop into a level and get 100,000 kills with her in one run and what better way to do it than where it all started the Mad Forest thank you all for watching I really recommend this game I got around 40 hours of enjoyment out of it and it's only $5 and if you want to see me going for more achievements maybe check out this video right here now if you'll excuse me I have to uh get back to something

Channel: Mint Muffled

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Length: 20min 48sec (1248 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 10 2023