Valorant but HORRIBLE STRATEGIES | Strat Roulette

yo what's up today i'm playing strat roulette with my youtuber friends in european servers if we end up losing the game i will have to order valerie food in a mcdonald's drive-through and by valverde food i mean made-up food menu made by you guys why would you say that yo team what's up hey yo hello [Laughter] you type to me you won't talk to me come on you're not a coward a few minutes later did someone tell you to shut the up that's why you're not talking right now use your mic bro yeah really try to prove off okay you literally took one step in here you got told to shut the up what's up with this shocking telling you to shut up i have no idea dude why are you bullying me why you what he's doing why are you bullying me you can try you bully me everyone asking mr lowland man himself you guys just got owned here yeah totally not being told the first time without getting the game where your surface or uh it was in london where was london yeah oh yeah okay yeah yeah welcome welcome to eu hello my friend hello does anybody have a mic i have a mic what does jig top mean when i was like eight years old someone spoke my name wrong and then that was it wait what's your what's your real name no no no no it's joked his actual name is jug deep wow that's a that's a chad name all right after this round would you like to do strat roulette of course [Music] [Music] get him fish man of course my friend [Music] no of course my friend if you kill someone you can't fire your weapon until you go up to them and spray their body yo i killed all the pyramids i killed [Music] every other shot must be made with a pistol oh no oh i made a mistake christy i shot twice without shooting my pistol stupid so you guys picked my puzzle okay playing the game as a punishment i'll be the representative you gotta throw your guns to me i will reload and then you can go okay yeah i understand i need a reload daddy does that mean no he's hit he can't screw it i'm gonna shoot the operetta all players using a male character must make call outs in the deep voice all players using a female character must make calls and uh falsetto i'm looking forward to the fish man doing this [Laughter] hey oh i forgot to buy it's an operator i'm coming to help you mr fishman quickly arousing oh thank you my friend what did he say all calms must only consist of forward back left or right right right forward forward left forward forward towards left forward left forward every time the word rotate is used players must make two full turns in place 720 degrees okay guys oh my god don't say it is are you in these choose one player at random this player is designated the quartermaster players must ask for receive quartermaster's verbal permission before swapping weapons reloading or using any ability i'm the master voice look at me sure i'm the captain now can i leave spawn no go to be now you need to go to be okay can i switch to my knife to run faster no you're so mean [Laughter] you can switch to your gun may i reload yes yes yes can i t back the race yes may i reload yeah sure it can't automatically reloading the body system players may only use a gun avoiding a gun buddy if a player has no equip gun buddies they might use the classic you guys have a gun who wants the fish dude this is the youtuber god you're a youtuber no he has the only pens that sounds like an untapped monster only one tab let's go let's go the assassination the first enemy to be spotted is the mark the spike cannot be planted or defused until the mark has been eliminated [Music] got scared of his loud footsteps dude all players at the spawn must throw their guns in a single pile when the round begins must randomly pick up a gun from the pile no throwing so many shotties oh my god okay hey did somebody not buy a primary what are the odds i win this zero the contract heal each player must choose an agent from the enemy team and they cannot harm any other enemies until basically their mark has been eliminated i'm gonna go for raise she looks like the team i'm gonna go for a chamber no my mouse myth was small [Laughter] [Music] the one clip wonder players cannot reload their weapons [Laughter] we can trade one round of strategies for one horrible embarrassing story oh let's go all right we're winning this only one player may speak out of time if two players speak over each other they must both return to tag the spawn this is scary yeah man i really don't want to say anything i'm actually saying oh my god we're going what are you talking about all three of you do you guys want to hear about a time where i pissed myself [Laughter] buy any weapon that you like and i'll explain it okay so here's the story that i haven't told many people there was this one time i was at school and i really needed to pee and i was in iran and the schools in around are very strict and the teachers are very scary and so basically i was in the middle of an exam i had to repeat really bad my smart ass thought it would be fine pissing myself and she thought it was at to let it evaporate okay so the entire class smelled like freaking piss thanks to my smile that's a little icebreaker for you guys that's my story one enemy oh my god the first player to dive must narrate the actions of all remaining teammates [Music] on this side uh players may not use abilities this round wow i love csgo this is such a fun game only one player at a time may have their primary weapon drawn time for the sheriff man buy all you need all you need [Music] all you do [Music] actually wait i've got one this was the last day of school i had to wear a maid dress on the last day of school when all the exam was finished i put it on in the bathroom and walked out and everybody there was like 200 300 people in the room everybody stared at me they all recorded me and now there's like 50 videos of just me and then after that my friend like pinned me against the wall and tried to kiss me yeah did you do it no you stuttered i you did it yes so who is gay the story will give us strength [Music] nice nice maid outfit gave us strength before you continue watching the video i have an exciting announcement i've started a patreon where i get to show you some risky uncensored content that i can't post here on youtube because i'm afraid i might get demonetized but that also means that you guys will get this experience at free as a bonus you guys will get to see the videos early and i put your name at the end of every single video as a thank you but know this i'm already super grateful for you guys watching my videos and this is really not mandatory next week's video is going to be a banger where i catfish valor players with my favorite youtubers that basically voice act like girls and here's a little clip i got a question what's up do you want to keep with us you guys just playing spiders yeah i mean i'm down all right well that's a w that's a w now we just got to suss it up ocean let's go let's go you're in a relationship my man i am nuts do you wanna be i mean yeah sure we got him patreon members will get to see this video early next week but with that said let's get back to the strat roulette players must use all their abilities before the spike is planted take flight look i know what you're thinking why is he planting when he still has his alt honestly i was trying to win and i thought that i needed the alt as a last resort last player standing why are you running no he knows why are you wrong because spy crush all players must fully buy abilities with money remaining all players purchase and use the same weapon players must remain crouched at all times feels like we're in a sneaky heist movie hold on nice shot back to back we can do this back to back yes okay let's go let's go are we actually winning this oh no this is horrible oh my god i'm clicking to jump hold space smart to shoot boys [Music] oh my god [Music] [Music] you gotta give us an embarrassing story after that i can't think of anything that isn't uh absolutely horrible all players must set their in-game mouse sensitivity to the maximum value maximum values guys maximum value two shots of vodka my normal sense is zero point zero maximum value it is [Music] hello uh can i get a medium goose egg two-roman style potato and a large pickle juice do you guys have that no no no okay can i get a sassy lil kerber with a mixer [Music] just a second hi how can i help you hi uh what what's uh what's uh burgers do you guys have oh do you want me for chicken do you guys have fish yeah we have fish fillet okay can i get a saucy fish filet but drink or again no uh do you guys have pickle juice no you guys don't have sausage no no okay [Music] are you actually virgin yes i'm persian the accent i'm making is from my people so i'm not racist don't worry i love you guys how can i help you uh hi there how are you good how are you doing good uh my friend asked for a brim smoke jet knife sage drink [Music] sorry the new jet knife uh sage drink do you guys have that oh no we don't no do you guys have pika juice no oh okay um can i get a soba lineup with the side of judgement sorry do you guys have a mcnugget yeah we have chicken nuggets can i get uh sickest chicken nuggets what's up do you guys have the almond sauce oh no we have a barbecue sweet and sour hot mustard near habanero so no soba sauce no summer sauce okay i will get sweeter and sour is that everything uh you guys don't have the the pika sauce though okay yes yes there's like four cars right behind us dude this is so embarrassing [Music]

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Id: 6R0mrTS2EDg

Length: 15min 1sec (901 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 21 2022