US Presidents Open Pokemon Cards - Season 1

hey Obama Biden says he got some new Pokemon cards to open and started a stream do you want to go join sure bro let's go see if Joe even knows what Pokemon are anymore I doubt he has opened Pokemon cards since base set released haha you are probably right I'll bet his dementia ridden ass doesn't even know we are on a new gen I'll join us into the group chat hey guys thank you for joining my stream I cannot believe finally after 25 years they released a new Charzard product Joe you dumbass that's not a Charizard it's the new Pokemon coridon from scarlet and violet I see the dementia has fully taken effect shut up you orange Goomba I don't even know what a coridon is so I'm going to open this Beast up and get better pulls than you ever could elau you couldn't even get good votes you had to rig the election just to beat me your plls are going to be trash just like your presidency [ __ ] you Donald all right guys you need to chill Biden it's been 25 years and they just released the newest Pokemon sets scarlet and violet it also looks like you got the Pokemon Center Edition that's a boss move over the regular ETB thanks man I told my advisers I wanted to open some cards after I saw Ash and Pikachu leave the series it was a sad moment so I left many Fs in the chat for my boy but my God I don't even know who these people are when did Misty get pink hair damn it Joe like Obama said this is a new generation with all new trainers and Pokemon all right well I am going to open this up and see what 151 has to offer God damn it Joe just let him have this Donald and let's see what's in the box all right it looks like we have some Charizard sleeves and some kind of Q code card and what the hell is a kidon is this an error card holy [ __ ] I'm going to be rich Joe for the last time that's not a Charizard just get the rest of the landfill out of the box and get to the packs yeah Joe everything else that comes in these things is utter garbage and I am surprised you haven't done anything about this plastic waste yet funny coming from you Obama since you knew about this before I did but whatever I am pulling the packs out now all right next we got some dice that says made in China is this you're doing Trump while I was in office our relationship with China was greater than ever before Oh God here he goes again in fact it was the greatest relationship we ever had with China if I was still in office I would have the Pokemon company remove this crap from the box can you hurry up and get to the packs please Biden I cannot take much more of trump stroking his ego over China but he is right these etbs have more leftovers than a Snorlax all right I'm going to open the first pack and it looks like there is another one of these QR cards again yes Biden make sure to give it to the viewers because they may play the online game all right let's see what sleepy Joe can pull don't fall asleep Midstream again like you did last time shut up Donald I stayed up too late playing Minecraft with you guys till 8 Jill was pissed and I couldn't even eat ice cream in bed haha you are so whipped Joe I tell Melania to piss off while I game with the boys then I treat her to a five course meal of my Trump Tower Donald can you please shut up I'm trying to enjoy these new cards without you ruining everything all right those are the new reverse foil cards and I have to say they look pretty sweet it also looks like you got pomat which is one of my favorite new Pokemon terrible first pack Joe like I said your pulls were going to be trash and I can get way better hits than you that was the first pack Donald my God it's not often you get first pack magic so let's go ahead and see if I can do any better this pack doubt it come on Donald we all know I can get better pulls than both of you combined now just let Joe enjoy this or I'm going to tell Melania what you said earlier oh God please don't Melania will never let me spend the night at Joe's again if you tell her that who's whipped now [ __ ] [ __ ] you Joe all right let's see if he has anything on the end of this pack and it looks like you got [ __ ] on again Joe dang NAB but I thought my advisers picked out the winning product all right pack three is usually a hitter so let's crack this pack and pull some fire Joe you have never pulled fire just like Obama never pulled fire while bombing Yemen [ __ ] you Donald that was a long time ago yeah just like the last time you pulled a Charizard shut up you orange prick you know I pulled the alt art cherizard from brilliant Stars before you that is total cap and you know it well you guys shut up you both know back in the day I pulled two first edition Charizards before you even pulled one and oh would you look at that I pulled another cherizard for the last time Joe that's not a Charizard have you taken your dementia pills today or do you plan on staying back in 1999 [ __ ] you Donald I just took them like five minutes ago right before I started this dream all right then what was the last card you just pulled Pikachu now shut the [ __ ] up before I pull another one on your ass yeah that's what I thought come on now Donald this is Joe's stream and I am pretty sure Joe's got a good hit coming up in this pack oh wait never mind he's getting trash dang Joe your advisers really did you dirty on this box you know it's all luck Obama etbs rarely ever give you anything good and I think we can all agree on that agreed all right let's give this a shot again I can feel a good hit coming up by the way I do appreciate getting a hollow in every pack yes it is a nice change along with the gray borders it makes the card game more aligned with the Japanese products for a more Unison feel what do you think about it Donald I don't have any complaints so far and it is nice to see the new Pokemon get a fresh take like Dam armage looks badass yeah he really does but holy [ __ ] Joe I have never seen so many bad pulls in a row shut the hell up the only bad pull here was Trump pulling Stormy Daniels I guess you will want me to Pardon your ass from jail so you can buy more cars s huh eat a dick Joe and you know rich people don't go to jail I could buy out the entire prison system before I set one foot in there all right guys this is getting ridiculous how about we just enjoy this set before Joe falls asleep from getting absolutely nothing shut up I just got a hot dog and you call that nothing I think this is going pretty well and oh [ __ ] there we go oh my God he finally got something nice hit Joe that's one of the new art rare cards really I thought it was Trump getting out of his pool I [ __ ] hate you Joe eat a salad tubby all right right I got the hot hands now I can feel I'm going to pull a Blastoise anytime now do you want to tell him this time Obama no let's just let him do his thing it is very clear his brain has turned to cream oh I love ice cream did you guys know you can get an ice cream Button as president all I have to do is push this button then kblo instant ice cream what the [ __ ] why didn't I know about that suck it scrub for a fat ass like yourself I thought you would have had 10 of them already you blew it dude very nice Skeletor you forget about my8 billion doll Fortune Joe I can buy all the ice cream you ever dreamed of and more yeah but you don't have a button [ __ ] you you fossil well ma he got you there Donnie all right I'm actually going to read the name of some of these things it looks like we got Krabby cler Cousin It gra straight fire like my PS a Basic Energy sadly another dog that looks just like Donald [ __ ] you a steak Knife paard a two-headed pepper plant skovin Squirtle and why is Yoshi in this freom oh [ __ ] I didn't know they added Joe's mother to the game [ __ ] you Donald you sick sack of oh let's [ __ ] go I got a shiny Voltorb damn he is actually getting hits no way Joe your luck may actually be turning around is he being sarcastic most likely all right Joe I'll give it to you there but you have yet to pull an actual good card I doubt with your luck you will even see anything more than one of those new ex cards shut up orange man one of these has to be my lucky pack I can feel it I don't know Joe things are starting to look pretty grim and I think you only have a few packs left come on Obama I thought you were on my side are you really going to let the meatball think he can get better pulls than us that's because I can Joe anytime anywhere you see this [ __ ] Obama well Joe while I know Trump's ass can never get better pulls than myself but you are literally [ __ ] the bed right now oh God I hope not that would be really embarrassing on stream he is talking about your pulls you dope but while we are at it I wouldn't be surprised if you [ __ ] the bed earlier look who is talking it was just last week you stayed the night at Obama's place and you crapped on his plant and blew up the living room literally right after you ate 18 Del Taco burritos with Inferno sauce yeah thanks again for that by the way the smell still hasn't left and I had to place the kids under quarantine I couldn't help it you egged me on to take those tequila Shooters and then tried to say you could beat me at smash I couldn't control my late night drunken rage God I hate you take it easy man I'll buy you a new living room and kids well it looks like that was the last pack I think I still did pretty good I may not have gotten many good pulls but at least I got to open this set before you Donal oh yeah if I wasn't dealing with all this legal crap that your people are putting me through then I would have had this video up weeks ago besides I am about to show your ass up in the next video because guess what Jackass I got the Violet Pokemon Center box you're [ __ ] lying you better join my stream next and get ready to get obliterated let's see it Wario honestly I'm not sure if we will be back we may have destroyed this guy's Channel we uploaded this video to yeah well his channel probably sucked anyways yeah most likely only time will tell see you boys later I'm hopping off Michelle wants to to go to dinner and actually ice cream for dessert is sounding pretty good right now see I told you I'm heading to Dairy Queen for a blizzard do you want to come Joe Joe why am I not surprised hey boys I hope you guys are ready because I'm about to show you how a true Pokemon Master gets it done all right Donald I told Michelle I would go to dinner with her soon so this better be good wait what the hell is a Pokémon oh my God clearly it's going to be one of those days I'm not even going to respond to that yeah Joe you should take your medication before we get into this hey shut up I'm here to watch this orangutang get clapped since my PS were so epic Joe you got jack [ __ ] in the last one my pulls today are going to be the greatest pulls anyone has or will ever see I'm starting up the stream whoa oh my God hell yeah Donald that's right boys I am a magnificent man of culture I don't know if I would say that Donald don't try and act like you're not impressed I'll give it to you there Don that's a top tier gamer setup see Barack even Biden can appreciate an actual setup yeah I like all the little girls are they under 18 they are wife who's Joe not little girls we just started don't even begin saying such [ __ ] like that yeah Biden we don't need you creeping up this stream already I don't even know what you guys are talking about I just like their hair damn it Joe you are not sussing up this stream before things get out of hand with your weird fetish I have the Pokemon Center Violet Elite Trainer Box to open nice Donald I like the promos that come in this one Pokemon continues to step up their game with better illustrations of the new characters yeah I agree I'm disappointed though I had to have Pokemon and weird fetish in the same sentence that's funny coming from you Donald I see you sing for gavor over there some Pokemon are just straight sexy Obama like my main squeeze gavor over there I'd let her pour hot tea on me any day Joe do you want to pitch in on this I agree 100% with you Don it's very clear the Japanese knew what we wanted when adding these sexy ladies don't even get me started on low puny oh my God you are a bunch of degenerates don't hate good buddy you know you love yourself some salazzle anyways this isn't a smash as or past tier list let's get into the cards I've been waiting for this since last time your ape ass isn't going to get anything close to as good as my pulls were Joe your pulls were trash last time or did you forget already just like you forgot your itinerary papers in Ireland yeah Joe you are lucky to be alive buddy how could you lose those papers as soon as you landed well I was greeted with ice cream and a badass walk out so it must have slipped from my pocket the fact that you kept that in your pockets and some random guy found it absolutely blows my mind Obama this is a man who was around during the Dark Ages he can't even find his footing to not fall off of his bike on national TV [ __ ] you Trump he is right Joe that [ __ ] was hella funny the light was shining on me for being such a good president and I just missed my footing I'm pretty sure it was just you burning for your sins after completely destroying the economy yeah Joe when are you going to get on that I hate spending $100 at the store for snacks not to worry boys my teleprompter says we are all good in quotations call Trump a fat [ __ ] to distract him and change the subject Trump you fat [ __ ] you still haven't gotten a better pull than me [ __ ] you Joe I am about to hit it big this pack before you fall asleep here in about 5 seconds I will pull the greatest hit anyone has ever seen possibly the greatest of all time still stroking that ego Donald hurry up and get nothing Michelle wants to get food already and even she thinks you are not going to get anything in this box tell manelle to sit and wait like a boss or even better yet if she can hear me [ __ ] you Michelle don't you remember when we opened up Cosmic eclipse and I smoked your ass he did not just say that give me that headset uhoh oh you blew it now Donald Donald you better shut your mouth before I come over there and shut it for you or better yet I'll call Melania right now if I have to oh God please don't she will start yelling in Russian or something and she will definitely cancel my crunchy roll subscription for a month I can't miss four weeks of Demon Slayer the third season just started then you better shut your ass up and stop referring to me as a man also you never got better pulls than me in Cosmic I remember you begging me to trade you when I pulled the Rose a full art trainer that's CPP and you know it also I just pulled an art rare so I did get a pull oh look you pulled your self-portrait as well can it Joe I'm still getting warmed up here and what are you even doing still awake I'm surprised you lasted this long I asked security to shake me every 5 Seconds to stay awake so I don't miss your goofy ass losing to me again [ __ ] you Biden fall asleep already and Michelle give the head set back to your whipped husband yeah that's what I thought orange man hubby if he talks [ __ ] again you let me know and I'll be on his ass faster than his indictment trial all right I love you baby I'll be done soon this baboon is getting nothing God damn it I hate that [ __ ] what was that oh nothing damn Donald she told you off yeah whatever let's get back to the cards already Obama are there any hits you would like to pull in this set actually Donald I would really like to pull the moredon alt art while it's not very expensive the artwork really embodies the new Pokemon yeah I agree the new legendaries are amazing and the new trainer Ultra rares are Next Level Joe what do you think I I didn't even know they created new Pokemon when did that happen holy [ __ ] Joe this whole time we've been looking at the newest Pokemon set to drop you even opened a box last week why is your brain turned to eggs and can I get a hit already [ __ ] yeah that's about right Donald so far even Joe did better than you yeah Donald if security wasn't shaking me and making me sniff smelling salts I would be out like a light well before your bodyguards inevitably fail at their impossible task to keep you awake you can watch me reain Supreme in this pack let's see it Dawn it looks like even with your fortune you can't pull a lucky box better get back to buying singles again before you go bankrupt trying to pull a Miriam shut up Barack I swear if I don't get a hit this pack I'm going to Nuke you and Joe in your sleep the only thing you can nuke is the bathroom let's go boys I'm Magna own ex to get this streak going oh my God he actually got something yeah yeah noob's luck he still has not gotten better pools than me this is just the startup of my new Uprising Gentleman Just like how I slayed that Goblin Hillary in 2016 yeah she is still pissed about losing that one time to continue this kill streak [ __ ] I can feel this pack is also going to be a banger I think it's about time I have my security stop doing their job there is no way you get anything else in this box you have what two packs left don't you push out now Joe The Best Is Yet To Come sure sure you oompa loompa you got about 10 more seconds till I pass out now come on Don let's see you get something better than an art rare this time oh what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah that's what I am talking about oh no way that's a terot EX card very nice oh that's marginally better than me you ape we all know those Terra EX cards are like a Vmax I can smell the fear shaking your old bones from here you [ __ ] this means next pack I get God luck and shut you up forever I think he has you there Biden he has just as many and possibly better hits than you did yeah well his luck is definitely run out just like his luck finishing his wall my wall was going to be the most powerful thing ever after myself of course get ready to [ __ ] your suit here Biden I can tell my last pack magic is going to be one for the history books yeah I doubt that fact D I bet you get oh my God no [ __ ] you Biden this is [ __ ] damn Donald your pull made Joe destroy his keyboard ha that's right I am the greatest Pokemon Master alive all will bend the knee to my godliness beg for mercy you peasants or I will never Grant you pulls ever again well I hate to admit it but that's a fantastic pull Donald Joe how are you hanging in there buddy are you still alive over there or did my pull straight up kill you and the paramedics are Reviving you right now oh wait what what happened suddenly everything went black and I saw this bright light pulling me towards the ice cream and 13year olds now I wish you really did die you creep yeah Joe I was really hoping this would reset your love for llies that will never die boys just like me I will live forever with my powers of Youth yep it looks like the meds finally wore off let this remind you to never underestimate the Big D Trump ever again well I am getting off boys it's time for dinner with Michelle and she will be surprised you actually got something before I go I've been saving up for a box myself I'll show you how two-term presidents gets pulls next time I am looking forward to it just like I am looking forward to you guys watching to like And subscribe since I the greatest man alive said so [ __ ] you Trump and [ __ ] you too Biden see you guys next time gentlemen the time has come finally it feels like it has been ages Obama yeah what took you so long sorry boys it took me longer than I thought to save up and I had to prepare my study for an opening sounds like Michelle found out you were going to start collecting again yeah I had to hide from Jill in the office for weeks before she opened up to me streaming again yeah Michelle doesn't know just yet and she would be pissed if she found out how much product I just bought to do this good man Barry the less she knows the better I agree all right let's get into it w nice very classy Obama thanks boys it could use a little more pizza as but I approve don't listen to Trump's dumbass he doesn't have any class remember his setup Biden you know my setup has more class in it than your entire presidency also you couldn't stop drooling over my wife who he has got you there Biden I was about to call the police after you told me what you wanted to do to them they brought this on themselves did you not see how sexy they were Jesus Joe we really need to fix your lowly addiction before you get life in prison I am perfect and flat is Justice God damn it Joe all right boys today I have a special treat I am opening the Pokemon Crown Zenith shiny zation premium collection box not a bad pickup BR Obama that is one of the better products to come out lately but I didn't know you could afford that did you steal money from Michelle's purse [ __ ] you you Tangerine I did not steal from my lovely wife yeah I wouldn't steal from her either I've seen how much she benches while manell isn't as buff as I am she could definitely throw your scrawny ass through a wall Trump your fat ass isn't buff you're about as in shape as a harama that's because I am bulking right now and I take that as a compliment as harama has a total dad bod Trump it's not bulking when you eat eight blizzards in 16 Happy Meals it's called a dirty bulk [ __ ] Trump we can discuss your inevitable diabetes later it's time I crack open this box oh did you seriously just open the box like that everything just exploded do you really miss Yemen that much [ __ ] you Trump my hand just slipped anyways let's take a look at this sweet shiny zachian pin that's so cool it reminds me of the great gray wolf from Dark Souls nice reference Biden but I have no idea how you actually know that I'm surprised you made it that far without falling asleep well I found some pills that Hunter left on the table at night and I just stayed up all night raging uh Biden you definitely should not take any pills your son left laying around yeah Joe do you need me to build a wall around you so you don't accidentally take crack I doubt it was that it was probably a caffeine pill like in the gas stations that's total cap if you believe that dumbass all right let's move on already fellas it's time for the entire reason I purchased this box check out this Godly card holy crap that looks insane wow that is one fresh poino yeah my presidency leftover sure came in clutch this time I'm quite impressed with you Obama I don't say that that too often to a Democrat but your purchase was well worth it yeah Obama now I got to up my game next time and spend way more here's the other best part of this box I have to say the figure quality seems good from here I would definitely set that next to my gardivoir plushy I'm terrified for anything sitting next to that plushy only God knows what you did to that poor thing let me tell you how I [ __ ] stop you there Trump Jesus let's get into the packs already before Trump tells me his marriage story to his dolls it's a really good story I would like to hear it actually no now let's open a pack of the last sword and shield set what do you guys think of this set I love this set you can open a small amount of product and get some incredible pulls the pull rates were top tier in this set I agree it seems like every time I open something I never did not get a hit I bet you Biden that Obama somehow manages to get nothing like I said last video only I get the pulls here God you are such an ass Trump and it's near impossible to get nothing from this set as it also has a great subset and would you look at that a sweet rayon signed card brought over from the jack Japanese special boxes I'm so glad to see those in English of course I could have purchased millions of them but I did not feel like spending my money on such one-off Japanese products I can't argue with that Trump I could have purchased the new Pokemon Red version with that money what the [ __ ] are you talking about Biden yeah I am lost too my God this idiot means Scarlet Joe I told you the last two videos that we are on a new gen why do you make me hate you so much I thought you just hated me because I beat your ass in the election cut the cap [ __ ] you're cheating ass couldn't even beat the wind getting off a plane and not only do I hate you for that but your ability to not remember anything pushes my anger even further Beyond yeah Biden even I cannot tolerate your [ __ ] don't hate boys I can always share my secrets of the Gods with you the reason I can't remember anything is because I have a special Guardian telling me the secrets of the universe next to me at all times what you are so full of [ __ ] Joe yeah man I think the pills you have been taking from Hunter are still in your system you did stop taking those right no why would I do that I feel like a Super Saiyan at all times great now the leader of this country is also a drug addict that's not true Trump any caffeine will do that to Joe he weighs like 80 lbs and there we go hit number one not bad an art rare is always appreciated I love all the other Pokemon coming to Cricket's music yeah Obama that's a very cool first hit and another hit right behind it boom baby don't get too excited there Obama that's still low tier garbage if this excites you you would [ __ ] yourself next time I get a real pull shut up Jaba this is a high pull rate set just like the new Scarlet and violet Basse set you opened I wouldn't be surprised when I pull a gold card and send your ego to the shadow realm yeah yeah I'll believe that when I see it [ __ ] my other worldly summon says you will get nothing in this pack as well and you are doomed to a box of no pulls well [ __ ] you and [ __ ] your summon Joe I will beat you and Trump combined don't make me remind you who pulled the umbran V-Max alt art from evolving Skies first you know you only got it before me because Melania got caught up talking to Michelle when we were at board game game night with Joe oh I enjoyed that night I only remember starting Katan and then it's all black from there that's because your dumbass fell asleep and you left me hanging with the women while Obama said he was going to be right back with chips and Gatorade I did come back with those anyways yeah after 3 hours then you wouldn't tell me [ __ ] and just had this huge smile on your face that's how you get played son now look at this incredible leus I am still pulling the goods that's another great card Obama lepris is an OG Beast I agree but Obama is still getting nothing worth more than a dollar I am not going to lie I'm starting to get a little concerned Crown Zenith never gives you nothing can it it is possible but unlikely your luck on the other hand is just trash so why don't you just give the next box to me and I'll make this an actual entertaining video I would be surprised if any of the viewers are still around at this point because of your lack of pulls [ __ ] you Trump the viewers are here to relax and enjoy themselves they can't really only care about the pulls that's cute you don't know a damn thing about YouTube and opening Pokemon cards get ready for a rude awakening also where has Joe been I feel like he hasn't been around very much are you still alive good buddy Joe yes yes I will Ascend to the next plane if you pass me the gift I can use my Bankai what is that bleach Joe wake up you better not really have a spirit guide giving you a Bankai I am the greatest man alive and only I deserve it Bai zanka no Joe is going full on weeb mode over there and I am getting pissed what the [ __ ] where is a hit I only have four packs left this is starting to be [ __ ] like I said Obama it's clearly a skill issue at this point only you could not get a hit from a stack said God I hate you this better be the pack with something good it will not be Aragorn has spoken if Aragorn says it then it's most certainly true I'm going to prove you wrong on this one Joe and after this we are taking you straight to rehab and Bam there we go another great card oh why does Magneton look like Trump's fat ass after a McDonald's run [ __ ] you Joe that's an evolved Magneton called magnone another very cool Pokemon that you will never remember I do have to say I love this card it gives off very cool Vibes and oh my God what is happening if I do not get an actual hit I'm going to lose it it's down to the wire now Obama whatever wizard spell Joe Cass most certainly worked on you that wasn't even on me this time Joe if you don't return to normal you cannot come over to my sleep over next week I was going to prepare and buy the new Pokemon set Pala evolved for us but you are not invited you son of a [ __ ] yeah that's what I thought ooh not a bad hit a little V-Max you keep coping thinking that's goodu shut up Trump let me have these victories as you couldn't do any better with this product you're on I guarantee I could get hits opening up one of those boxes all right then if I do not get one more good hit I will sell you the zamazenta box I save to open next it's a deal I'll destroy you with your own product thus continuing to show the world of America I am the best sure sure you orange [ __ ] let's see something good and no this is all [ __ ] God [ __ ] this stupid game I'm tearing this crap I am starting to see why Michelle didn't want you to open cards again honey what was that noise in there nothing baby just uh gaming with the boys okay because I thought I heard you opening something and talking about Pokémon no we good baby I can see this ending badly it's going to be fine as this last pack will be the one yeah it's not happening buddy this is my time and I'm back with full force I will show you who the true Pokemon Master is no that's it I'm coming in there no baby wait oh my God are you really opening Pokémon cards again guys help Biden send Secret Service help well that was something thank God I locked myself behind a six feet deep steel door when I stream for that exact same reason ha yeah and I am the President so Jill can't say anything I'm proud of you making it through the video man I am honestly surprised well thanks Trump I got to say hunter helped out a lot here we will address that situation next time have a good night everybody and see you in the next one good morning [ __ ] morning Trump you all right there Obama G giving us the silent treatment a Obama don't worry I'd still be pissed too after getting absolutely [ __ ] on during your last stream yeah the last thing we we heard before you left was Michelle raging and the sound of a broken door what happened well Michelle almost broke my arm kicking in the door and then I had to defend myself by hoofing her in the front butt needless to say we argued for many nights after that but we seem to be okay for now that's a great defensive move Obama I've had to use that one on Milani a few times myself so I could run away anyways I hope you're ready for me to thrash your Roy score this stream and with your own product nonetheless doubt let's [ __ ] do this all right boys thanks to Obama we have the crown Zenith shiny zamazenta premium figure collection box to open today that's right last time since Obama didn't get a pull he had to sell you his other box God I hate you so much Trump I hope you get trash pulls like I did you think me the Pokemon godm the Big D Trump would ever get pulls like you don't make me laugh I'm the one who gives mitsuiro arita permission to create the most beautiful cards for me to pull you're so full of [ __ ] Trump you think I'm full of [ __ ] look who's talking didn't you recently say the economy was improving yet here I am at the store still paying $7 a bag for my flamin' hot Cool Ranch Doritos shut your fat ass up we are working on that yeah Trump and if you are trying to Get Swole you got to cut your fat intake back anyways you fools what you see is the pure Mass I have already obtained in my quest to join the legendary status of Terry Cruz anyways I don't need to explain my methods to a geriatric patient and a [ __ ] but let's look at the great shiny zamazenta card you could have had Obama that is one shiny doggo as much as I hate you Trump that artwork is incredible the sword and shield legendaries were very welld designed and deserve better recognition I definitely agree Brama and it looks like here we have some very shitty sleeves though why did they throw this eye vomit in here yeah those are pretty bad but at least the pin makes up for it sometimes I think the Pokémon company just has extra garbage laying around they need to get rid of that I understand I have been trying to get rid of Joe for years [ __ ] you but here is my favorite part of this box this insanely beautiful figure I get to add to my collection I am pretty jealous Trump I wish I had a new Arcanine figure God damn it Joe Joe before we both lose our [ __ ] did you take your dementia pills today yeah I did there were five of them sitting on the table again this morning so I should be extra awake for this for [ __ ] sake Joe if they are the same pills you took last time you better not start trying to curse me like you did Obama Joe your weebass is what got me in trouble with Michelle you guys are just jealous that I have more time to watch anime than both of you yeah since you basically do nothing in the White House and your advisers do your job for you all you have to do is eat ice cream and sleep all day [ __ ] you I do stuff but since we are on the topic of anime have you guys watched hell's Paradise yet that is one of my new favorite shows yeah that one has been great the world is very twisted and I definitely do not want to be stung by one of their weird butterflies and turned into a flower that was a butterfly I was almost positive they cast Joe's mother eat my ass you Goomba you would be better off as a flower anyways although knowing your [ __ ] ass you would probably turn into a piranha plant I can see that actually ha laugh while you can [ __ ] it's about time I get a pull in here Crown Zenith has never been bad to me and I can feel you're going to be a Sad Panda [ __ ] by the end of this box and would you look at that I see something already nice Trump it's the Lapras that b got last time it does not get old seeing this beauty and to add to it another beautiful wife who to join the spank bank as well God that's gross Trump I'm all for it although she is a little old for me Jesus Joe do you have to always ruin the fantasy the women in Pokemon aren't even demons so you can't pull the they are over 150 years old card doesn't matter Misty is the love of my life one day we will find a way to fix you Joe the only way we can fix Joe is by going back in time like Zelda in tears of the Kingdom yeah we really would have to go back to the Jurassic era to catch him at a young age I hate you both all right Gentlemen let's see if we got a hit here and of course we do duraladon Vmax wow Trump I thought you said you were going to pull fire this is like the exact same box I just opened I am just getting warmed up if I pulled fire right away then you would leave the stream immediately I want to savor your tears of sadness when I get a big hit Trump you won't pull anything either you only got lucky the last time you opened the scarlet and violet box yeah and I got just lucky enough to almost kill Joe with my poles that never happened I just I had to run out for a quick bike ride oh was that when you ate [ __ ] on TV and as expected another art rare nice Trump that is one of my favorites that is a very cool latus but still no hit Trump don't worry boys the hero of light is about to show you up been playing a lot of Zelda lately Trump my God you have no idea I've put about 85 hours in this past week last night I stayed up till 3: getting that damn frog suit so I stopped slipping off walls yeah I get that yes [ __ ] you Obama thanks for the pull [ __ ] God I hate you so much Trump wow he really pulled something I tried everything I could to stop this of course you would pull the fat gold Goblin you greedy [ __ ] fitting for the richest man here my fortunes will be vast more than anything you could ever achieve well surely that's all you are getting this box Crown Zenith usually delivers one good hit in 10 packs not by your standards shut up Biden is there any cards you would like to pull in this set actually there is a Pikachu with a leaf that I have been trying to pull but I've had no success I know what one you were talking about man I have opened probably 20 etbs and not seen that card if I happen to pull it I'll give you that card on our next Dairy Queen run but I don't have High Hopes what cards are you missing Bama I would really like to see Cynthia's ambition that is a top tier card I still do not have I am right there with you she is my goddess and I cannot believe I still don't have her I would really like to see another waiu from this set though yeah I bet you would you simp too bad you activated my trap card and my curse of Biden spell has taken effect you will no longer get good PS too bad for you I have Jinzo on my field so you can't do [ __ ] wait you have a Jinzo don't lie Trump oh [ __ ] we got something here possible no this can't be happening I am the [ __ ] best oh godamn it this is such [ __ ] I can't that's two for two I got the rage quit just unbelievable Trump your orange ass has the best luck I've ever seen and I'm not even done yet a double hitter pack that's right you noobs to all you who doubted me this sexy lady is proof I am the best I asked for a wife o and God delivered it to me I am impressed Trump I got to hand it to you that's a great pull well thanks man I love to talk [ __ ] to Obama but you will get some good hits yourself next time well thanks man do you think Obama will come back yeah I think Obama pulled a Kyle and blasted his wall I know manelle heard that for sure so I'm not sure if he will return see if you can reach him on his cell assuming Michelle hasn't body slammed him after that crash hello hey Obama are you coming back Biden I have the bare mace out just in case if Michelle comes around the corner I also have half a headset now so I'll try to hop back in um welcome back buddy you still alive over there yeah we are good for now I think Michelle is out with the kids so I got lucky this time I'll definitely have to patch the wall before she returns though we have all been there well not me of course because I never lose but I always keep a flash grenade nearby just in case if Melania gets feisty that's a good idea Donald I always have my secret service surround me just in case I never know what Jill will do when she is mad I'm sorry for losing my composure boys I just hate you so much right now Trump of course I would open the dud box and sell you the good one it's all good Obama I am pretty sure that was the last good hit anyways but let me remind you to never step up to the Big D ever again you suck well this is the last pack boys this has been a great product to see open trunp Trump too bad Obama got nothing in his box I will win next time I know it oh a parish and somehow you are still getting hits don't act like you are not surprised Obama my limits are never ending [ __ ] well that's it until next time boys that's good because I am ready for a nap I think my power is wore off and now I must return to my Slumber also I have to deal with the Republicans and raising the debt limit so I will have enough money to buy some more Pokémon soon good to hear buddy I look forward to it just like I look forward to you guys liking and subscribing Donald don't pressure the viewers into that and they will like And subscribe if they enjoyed the video as it is you really don't get how this works do you Obama you should read my book The Art of the deal I'm not reading your shitty book well [ __ ] you then I hope you guys enjoyed the video and see you in the next one have a happy Memorial Day hello hello is this thing on yes Joe we can hear you hello is the fossil having issues with his mic settings again calling to all douchebags Yep this dumbass forgot to unmute himself again I'm going to text this idiot one [Music] sec sorry boys I was in a Cod Lobby earlier and I was too scared to say anything so I muted my mic again you're such a [ __ ] Joe the Cod lobbies are the greatest place on the planet you can say literally anything and Activision does nothing about it of course you would love the toxic Cod lobbies you sweaty [ __ ] yeah it's just like a second Twitter for you huh damn right except I don't get kicked for calling people next okay let me stop you there this is a friendly stream after all yeah man I'm starting this thing before you get me banned I will never be silenced whoa not half bad Joe gee thanks guys I got some great ideas from watching your setups in the past few videos so I use some Ukraine money to have my office built up that was a good decision man you made some great changes since the last time you streamed just a tad bit overdone on the weeb side don't you think not one bit Yeah I have to agree with Joe here even on the LLY side he picked two of the best ones so I approve good man Trump since I passed my side of the deal to raise the debt limit Jill was so proud of me and let me use my Ukraine allowance so I picked up an entire brilliant Stars booster box to open today very nice Joe that was probably the second best sword and shield set they released yeah I agree with evolving Skies being the best one of course I don't think we have any disagreement there fellas that set had so many good hits and of course the sexy Evolutions were perfect did you forget the word utions Biden I don't think he did Obama I think it was his brain temporarily shutting off again hey shut up my hooked on phonic drum monkey just needed to do a better job haha I thought those all died off like colored ketchup Joe is literally ancient so I am not surprised he still has those relics I bet you he still has a BPP it I'll Bop you you [ __ ] [ __ ] you anyways let's get this thing started I hope I get some good pulls right off the bat me too Biden I need at least one of us to step up to Trump you can both dream so far I'm untouchable yeah we all know melan I won't touch your fat ass anymore is that why you have like 16 onah holes shut up Biden those are like my other wives and they all have their own personalities my God Trump that is disgusting no wonder when I go over to your place to hang it smells like ax Anime Expo those are my people what can I say you're a damn degenerate Trump anyways I hope I can pull the Charizard Al art today that would really make Donald cry as he had to open three cases to pull it wow really Trump which bankruptcy were you working on at that point six or seven you guys just don't understand the chase of the pull there's nothing more satisfying than pulling that top tier card from a set especially when it's a Charizard I agree with you Trump but when you are deep chasing a card on a few cases it literally makes more sense to buy the singles instead yeah I am still buying the singles I couldn't pull from sword and shield I'm trying to complete a master alt art set from that era but the card single prices are going insane that is true even with my fortunes I still do not feel like paying $300 for a Giratina well it looks like my first hit is is a vCard not bad Biden as there is roughly five or six vcards in a box hopefully it brings you closer to the chances of getting a good pull we all know Biden's chances of getting a good pull are about the same odds of him getting reelected oh that means I'm going to sweep your ass next year and holy [ __ ] it's Eevee wow you actually got a nice pull good job Biden I I forgot the trainer Gallery in this set was incredible thanks boys Trump you are being surprisingly nice so far that's because the king respects his peasants and I am confident as hell right now after pulling that IA you just got lucky if only I had opened the right box it would be you here today crying your [ __ ] ass out yeah you wish Brama how's the Hand by the way after giving your wall the Yemen treatment did Michelle ever find out yeah you lost it harder than I did and I'm surprised you managed to get a new headset so fast before the stream well all I did for the headset was duct tape it and Gorilla Glue it back together of course you would use Gorilla Glue you shut it and as far as Michelle goes I had to blame the hole on Trump and say he came over while she was out I said he couldn't handle Joe still beating him in the the election so he punched our wall she then believed me immediately you [ __ ] sold me out to save your ass ha enjoy that next time we go over to Obama's for a sleepover [ __ ] sorry Trump it was the only thing she was going to believe if she found out I raged during your stream she wouldn't let me buy more cards for my next stream and I pulled another worthless V well that's just great now I have to prepare for a boxing match with manelle if we are ever going to have a fortnite land party again no matter how hard you train there is no way you could even take one punch from she yeah Donald wait shut up Joe stop calling my wife shehulk and I never liked having you over for our fortnite sessions anyways all you ever did was eat all the snacks and yell at Joe for camping in a bush the whole time well if it wasn't like the slums and cyber punk in your basement then you would have more snacks for us to enjoy Also Joe sucks ass at fortnite we always have to carry his ass and in the end he gets scared thinking everyone is ninja and he hides in a bush [ __ ] you it's strategy Biden you don't know [ __ ] about strategy I know enough to clap your ass in the election cheating isn't a strategy that's not what you said when we were playing Uno and you kept hiding multiple cards behind a single card to get to Uno faster that's called deception my God you're full of [ __ ] Trump anyways I also oh no way yeah I finally got something very nice Joe I didn't think you had it in you g thanks boys although this must be an error card why is Fly Gone see through probably because the guy making these videos doesn't know how to use a green screen Trump we are not supposed to break the fourth wall well but you dick certainly had problems with my wall shut up Trump that's different well the guy's a dumbass anyways backpedaling to what we were talking about Joe you really need to step it up we would like to get a dub every once in a while yeah because you certainly don't get one opening Pokemon a [ __ ] you and your gargantuan ass it's so easy to trigger Obama I think I'm starting to hit a hot streak I hope so Joe Obama might actually cry no I wouldn't you know oh my God no way Joe I can't believe you got that sexy beast oh my gosh she is so beautiful I don't think I even need my Agra right now you that's gross Joe I definitely didn't need to know what's going on in your pants at the moment don't worry Joe I'm also in fullon chub mode right now Obama just doesn't have a taste for the Finer Things God I forgot I was friends with a bunch of closet furries closet oh wait I guess it was obvious from the start well Joe while your pools aren't as powerful as mine you definitely are putting Obama to shame right now God I hate you both I swear I'm going to buy some amazing product next time and you two will be so jealous it continues what how Get Wrecked Noob even Biden can't stop kicking you while you're down oh my gosh I'm getting like every EV card you're so dumb Trump Suess of course I am happy for Joe that sounds like you are holding in the biggest cope session of your life H [ __ ] you Trump I just know if I was in your shoes I would have Falcon punched a hole through my monitor right now if Obama did that with their only monitor then Michelle would really throw him out oh wait then we could have a sleepover actually break that monitor in Michelle's face and come over Joe I really don't want to divorce over a monitor [ __ ] shut up Trump I would love to see you pull that [ __ ] with Melania I stream behind a six- foot steel door so she can't get to me yeah and I hide behind Secret Service and you call me a [ __ ] yes why are you guys so happy over a vaporean do you seriously not know no why in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding vaporean is the most compatible Pokemon for humans and oh my God I right you that is completely true and damn Joe you are killing it thanks Don bro Obama aren't you excited for Joe I'm still absolutely speechless over your vaporian comment why does everyone just want to bang Pokémon how are you into the Hobby and don't want to bang Pokémon yeah I am 100% positive every single person watching this wants to get it on with at least one Pokemon God that can't really be true can it guys watching in the comments please tell me this can't be true and the true Giga Chads and ladies out there just leave a like on the video if you know I'm right I bet we have some fun statistics before the day is over ha anyways if we can escape this gross topic it doesn't look like you're getting anything better than those two full arts Joe I don't know about that Obama I still have three packs left open to pull straight fire Joe if you can pull this off and get an ALT art I will pay for your next product to open it would be money well spent to see if we can get Obama to rage quit again yeah that's not going to happen in fact next video I'm sure I will open something so incredible that it will make you both remember who the real Champion is yeah it's me so don't waste your time [ __ ] you yeah Bama and if I open fire on these last two packs you'll owe me a blizzard you're on Joe I am so confident you will pull nothing at all even if you pull a trainer Gallery card I will buy you and Trump a blizzard holy [ __ ] Joe we can bankrupt Obama if you just pull anything use your weave Powers all right Donald I will use my most powerful Sun breathing technique to pull [Applause] fire you did it Joe now Obama will go broke buying us blizzards wait what happened did we win Oh yay God that is the most wee [ __ ] I have seen from you yet Biden that's right Obama just look at the Majesty you witnessed wow that is basically every EV card I am so proud of you Joe I'm incredibly pissed at both of you right now but I have to say that was a ton of fun good man Barry Joe just pulled the craziest non-it of his life so it's impossible to be mad yeah guys I'm so excited we all get to go to Dairy Queen and at Obama's expense too I hate you both love you too man we will be at your place in five and thank you guys for watching and we hit 1,000 subscribers so you all deserve a blizzard at Obama's expense no see you guys in the next one what up boys hey Obama happy Friday bro Obama gentlemen are you ready for one amazing stream today yeah I would be but unfortunately you are the one streaming yeah Obama I just turned on the new konosuba episode to watch before I pass out during your stream wow so it's going to be like that already is it you [ __ ] don't even know what I have to to open today doesn't matter your luck is so bad you even make Joe's pulls look good yeah that's right Obama hey wait [ __ ] you Trump well then you dicks are going to be in for a surprise as my luck is about to change wait why does your ass sound so confident today yeah Trump Obama definitely has something up his sleeve oh you have no idea and turn that off Biden your anime can wait no I need megumin oh my god let's begin whoa what happened holy [ __ ] Yemen finally got revenge shut up guys I haven't had a chance to clean up yet good Lord man you really did destroy everything we knew you raged hard but I didn't think to this extent I've destroyed a few controllers and keyboards in my time but this is next level well between Michelle kicking the door in and you guys getting all the good pulls I guess I did lose it a little bit I wouldn't say that's a little bit wait what the [ __ ] you really did blame me punching your wall to save your ass you dick ha Get Wrecked Noob piss off Joe sorry Trump but that needed to happen so I could pull some strings and open the new set pdia evolved oh my God no way what the [ __ ] how did did you get that hahaa not going to be a boring stream now is it okay clearly you stole that did you work with the same people who stole all the hits from Fusion strike and evolving Skies yeah Obama this whole week the editor was telling everyone we wouldn't have this set to open for another week you just made us look like dicks that dumbass editor clearly doesn't know the connections I still have and no I didn't steal it you're so full of [ __ ] even I couldn't get my hands on that bush is the only one with a distributor license and even his greedy ass wouldn't sell one to me early looks like I have a better connection than you do that's [ __ ] anyways you boys better quit your bitching so we can enjoy this new set that's still pretty cool you managed to get it so we could have a video on release day I still question your methods of how you got it but I am pleasantly surprised as well I can't tell you guys how excited I am to open this set I feel like it's been ages since scarlet and violet Bas came out yeah this year English has been pretty slow to release as the Japanese cards put out these new sets constantly assuming this set has the same pull rates as scarlet and violet base I think I am destined for hits today yeah the pull rates on SV were fire both Trump and I got pretty much everything when we opened a case together wait when did you guys open a case together Jesus man way to let the cat out of the bag your dementia is so bad don't you remember me telling you to not tell Obama about that no why wouldn't we tell him I didn't want to hurt his feelings that's actually quite surprisingly nice for you Trump dumbass I'm surprised you believed that I just didn't want to get drone stried as I knew how pissed you would be if you found out ah you're such an [ __ ] Trump I knew your [ __ ] ass couldn't be that nice dang Trump that was brutal also [ __ ] you Biden it's it was your idea you wanted to make sure you got that Miriam card before Obama so he couldn't rub your face in it when he got it oh now I remember I could have swore that was Misty though God I still hate you Joe it's been five episodes and your Pichu siiz Brain still doesn't know the new trainers you played like 80 hours of violet you dumbass oh look we pulled Joe [ __ ] you you gum shoes inspiring dick the only reason we have that Pokémon is because of your stupid hair my hair is more luscious than an AR I was going to open a case of pald evolved with you next week but your melted brain can't remember anything so I will go sleep over at Obama's and we will enjoy the fun without you no please don't yay my first hit boys not bad Obama wow Closter looks so cool oh you know what Biden yes he does are we just at acceptance at this point yeah Trump Joe probably will never get this right get what right nothing as always Joe anyways boys what are some hits you would like to see in this new set I obviously want every waifu card and iono as my main squeeze this new generation but I definitely need the mousea special illustration rare those are some great cards for sure I was a big Skeletor fan myself but I can highly respect the meow Scara pick what about you Biden for me it's dendra because she reminds me of tomochan also there is a Magikarp in this set that blew me away at First Sight your wee levels know no bounds but I couldn't agree more that Magikarp is one of the best to ever release I know we got the new Gyarados in SV which is amazing but I would love a new sh shiny Gyarados that Rivals that card I can't remember the last time we had a shiny Gyarados was it XY breakpoint guys watching this I honestly have no idea what the last shiny gearos card was if you know let us know down in the comments below yay now you got a goldine you know what close enough Biden that's actually not far off from its looks yeah as cool as these new legendary Pokemon are I really didn't do much with them besides catch them in the post game they will most likely live in my PC forever I did use this fish for the Tha rate at least oh that was a fun one yeah I am sure it was Joe considering Obama and I had to carry your ass through it as usual you guys have never carried me through anything Biden how do you not remember me carrying your ass through my presidency yeah Joe the only reason you have any credibility at all is because of Obama you both can eat my ass aha well Obama we are like 5 minutes into this thing and you still don't have a real hit will this be a three Pat no this is the time I pull fire I can feel it oh my God he actually did it that is so amazing Obama I always love seen the gold energy cards you finally broke your streak congrats man gee thanks boys I can't tell you how much I needed a pull hey honey are you all right in there I thought I just heard a cat being strangled yeah we are all good baby just uh having a little fun playing horror games with the boys okay that's good I know you guys have been playing all sorts of games lately it's like a new trend or something yeah you can say that again we are popular as hell from Minecraft to Wii Sports we have been all over the place yeah we are really blowing up on social media As Long As You Are not opening Pokémon cards in there again I don't have a problem with it that's good to hear baby but uh what if I was opening Pokémon again after you kicked me in the cter over your cards last time I would definitely rip your dick off and destroy your PC oh my God Obama She-Hulk is going to rip your dick off shut up Joe yeah Obama she can't hear us right or did your dumbass keep us on speaker since you destroyed your headset last time hey is that Trump I hear I need to have a word with him about our wall oh good hey Michelle I didn't punch your wall it was your repress rage husband what did I just hear shut the hell up Trump nothing baby just uh man of the adventure is scaring us and I think Joe is about to cry you should probably head out for a little bit if you don't want to have Joe come over for another Amanda therapy session yeah those are pretty sad have fun boys thank God she is gone and guess the hits keep coming oh wow a bundle of sticks that's something to get excited for let him have this you Goomba he has had nothing to celebrate for a few episodes fine you [ __ ] but I bet he still gets nothing else yeah whatever Trump I heating up and boom what the hell that's right Trump what do you have to say about that just look at this double hitter pack all I have to say is so what congrats you found Joe's mother and a tumble weed do you really think that's all it takes to impress me hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah Trump I still have half the box and already I have pulled a secret rare and a full art I bet I still have some amazing hits left yeah I doubt that I bet you get a few more EX cards and that's it sounds like you are starting to get scared Trump the only thing that could scare me was if Obama somehow pulled the iono before I do oh it's going to happen better [ __ ] not we were all supposed to open this set together and your [ __ ] ass suspiciously got it before I did Trump we all know if you got this set first you would never have shut up about it that is true I would have flexed so hard I still call [ __ ] though I'm going to call Bush I know you dicks did something to make this happen hello Bush you prick did you sell that [ __ ] Obama palilla before you sold it to me yeah I did wait Obama you were not supposed to tell him I sold that to you early oh my [ __ ] God I knew it all right fine Trump I wanted to get a jump start on your ass so I traded with bush to get the product early what the hell could you have possibly traded him I was so impressed with his drone strikes that I wanted him to teach me so I could up my game you [ __ ] [ __ ] Bush if that's all you wanted I could have traded you a few nukes if you just wanted to blow [ __ ] up yeah but I needed to learn how to fly a drone better so I could spy on Michelle and Obama in the bedroom you what oh [ __ ] ha serves you right Obama did you forget Bush was into that God damn it why are all the people I know into weird stuff because you got a cool ass friend group that's why I feel gross but at least the art rares keep coming oh nice that's the second form of the new pseudo legendary back caliber W holy crap Joe where did that come from yeah Joe that is the most knowledge I have heard from you about the new Pokemon oh nice it's qua quav boys I've known the new Pokemon the whole time don't you remember I played 80 hours of violet Joe godamn it of course I remember as we all played together I am more surprised you remembered since we have done five episodes so far without you remembering a single new Pokemon yeah Joe where has your brain been oh nice it's one of the team star trainers all right boys I can tell I am definitely leading up to something big I think so Obama I think you have pulled a hit in almost every pack recently yeah I don't know how you are doing it but keep it rolling man thanks guys we're getting down to the last few packs so I hope the best is for last all right Obama if you can pull one of the starter special illustration rares I will split a case with with us next weekend oh my gosh please please Obama I would really like that I will lend you some of my anime strength so we can win this hurry eat a piece of my hair ew why would I do that Biden don't listen to him it's a my hero Academia reference not going to lie if it leads me to a big hit I would take it that a boy brobama once this is over I going to go to Bush's place and smack the [ __ ] out of him I will 100% be leaving with cards yeah Trump we are going to need them y oh nice finally a second evolution for jery I feel like I have gotten so many art rares this time dang Obama this could have been my box if I just robed Bush all right boys we are down to the last pack let the gods give me last pack magic remember our deal Obama you better get this done you can do it Bama get it let's count this down 3 2 1 and oh my God yes I can't believe you actually did it Obama my anime Powers were worth it through all these past few weeks of [ __ ] I'm so happy to finally get this Joe and I are so proud of you man but not going to lie if you got nothing again this week we plan to mercilessly roast you I was was kind of looking forward to it huhuh thankfully that didn't happen as I would have probably raged so hard I would have been staying at Joe's Place for weeks thank you for joining today boys and thank you so much to everyone who watched this today yeah we have really been growing fast and I cannot thank you guys enough I am still pissed at Bush and I will definitely Rob his house and have something new to open soon by the way for those who are wondering we checked the stats from the brilliant Stars episode we got over 1,000 likes and 200 comments that means only two out of 10 people don't want to bang a Pokémon you guys are my people oh my God I don't think we originally intended to make those statistics but we have them now so let's run with it happy release day everybody and let us know your best pulls in the comments below boom hey boys what's going on man do you know what time it is sorry to call you guys so early in the morning this better be important you blew up my phone like 10 times and it's 3:00 a.m. yeah I thought I was going to have to call a National Emergency sorry boys but this was too important to wait until morning you remember last time when I said I was going to Rob Bush yeah why well I went and did it I robbed Bush's ass after he wouldn't sell me the new Pokémon set palia evolved early last time but I ended up catching something I can't explain on camera while I was there uh what happened you videotaped it of course I did was that a good idea since you are currently being indicted again that doesn't matter right now you guys got to see this footage because some crazy [ __ ] went down at Bush's Place uh you got me a little concerned right now everything all right Trump yeah I am getting kind of scared just check this out and let me know what you think all right here we are at Bush's dumbass house my God he lives in a shoe box I can't wait to get this idiot's product let's see I know he said he kept his stash in the back office once before so I'll go break in behind the house near the study all right this should be close by that should do it all right I am inside not going to lie I'm a little creeped out why does Bush's place look scary as [ __ ] I didn't think I would need this but thank God I brought a lantern okay I pretty sure it's this door to the left my God Bush I feel like I am literally in a horror game why is this place such a piece of [ __ ] thank Christ I think I found it let's see what this dick was keeping from me holy [ __ ] I hit the jackpot this [ __ ] has diamonds to let me just take all of these first wait what are these Zelda cards oh [ __ ] yeah what else is here an amiibo and it's the tears of Kingdom version definitely taking that and then I'll be taking the new 151 set and of course that case of Pala for the boys all right I better get the hell out of here before Bush comes back this place creeps me out what the hell was that sound hey who was in there oh [ __ ] oh my God Trump what the hell was that thing was that bush I have no idea I managed to jump out the window and escape with everything at least well you are lucky you survived I knew Bush was a hoarder of Cs but my God we need to find out why he turned into a demon yeah I am scared shitless right now and something definitely happened to Bush well there is nothing we can do right now until morning so let's regroup on tomorrow's stream are you going to be okay to stream tomorrow man yeah definitely I just stole these insane Zelda cards that [ __ ] was holding and I have to know what's inside but I'll definitely be holding my shotgun close to me for the rest of the night just in case I just hope Bush doesn't think it was Obama or myself good point Biden Trump do we need to be worried for any reason I am going to be honest I don't know just be on the lookout in dark calls and don't answer any phone calls oh I am getting Jill yeah Trump I'm going to go look for Michelle all right right [ __ ] I'll see you guys tomorrow when we open some sick Zelda cards God I hate you chill good morning boys how did you guys sleep oh my God Trump that was the worst night of my life so far yeah Donald even I couldn't sleep because of you not going to lie I almost blasted Melania in the middle of the night because I saw her standing at the foot of our bed Jesus so something really is wrong with bush yeah Obama he literally looked like the creature from Amnesia Bush definitely has had something take over his body and we're going to have to look into it soon but before that I am not missing this stream my brohams I have a special treat for you today oh boy is it cake Biden I highly doubt it's cake you know homeboy would have cleaned house already if he had it that is true and I would have made Biden watch but no idiots today is something far more special Bush somehow found these sweet ass Zelda cards and I stole them from him so let's treat ourselves today and go to Hyrule for the opening oh dang you can do that I'm rich [ __ ] I'll pick you guys up in five wa this is awesome oh my God Trump incredible all right boys I paid an ass ton of money to do this but we are getting the full tears of Kingdom experience today what do you mean by that what I mean is you better have your Glide suit on or you won't last the fall wait what oh my God what the hell Trump yeah what the hell man we are going to die you guys are such [ __ ] didn't you play this game I'm going to Auto build us a table with fans to open cards on well hurry before we die check this out all right not bad Trump I guess this this works but why are we up here well I thought the best way to open Zelda cards was to have a Zelda theme so this seemed like a good idea who ever told you that was an idiot was it that dumbass editor again [ __ ] you anyways let's check this [ __ ] out thanks to Bush we have these cool ass cards I have never seen before wait they say breath of the wild and you themed this after tears of the Kingdom don't tell me your memory is slipping like Joe's yeah Donald even I wouldn't have screwed this up shut up Joe your ass would have gotten scammed and purchased GI Joe cards just like Logan Paul damn nice burn plus I don't think they have those yet and I have never seen these before anyways look this [ __ ] even has Rarities in two secret cards and you know how I feel when there's a 1% chance to pull anything yeah yeah we all know about stormmy that was disproven jackass my God look at all these cards I took from Bush I can't believe he just leaves this stuff sitting in a chest in his office I even got his cool ass amiibo you don't even see this one in stores anymore that's impressive you manag to get all this Trump how did your [ __ ] ass survive with everything as Bush transformed and came through the door my cat like reflexes turned on and I got away before he could see me I think I don't know how anyone could miss your fat ass in the room there is no way Bush didn't know it was you hold on what do we have here I see daro and some candy oh my God candy let me have it chill your ass out Joe I will give you some soon or maybe not [ __ ] look at this beastly Champion oh my God Trump did you really rig this set to get your Tinder profile card first [ __ ] you daroo is a beast and you know it he is the closest looking thing to Donald in the game so no wonder he likes him and doesn't he remind you of Jack Black a little hate you Joe but he kind of does so I'll give you a pass I was also going to give you this candy but you pissed me off so I'm dropping it instead no wait all right Trump let's see what pack 2 has inside oh God I hope it's herbosa I think my dick would fly off my body if it was ew gross as ever Trump and oh it's the lady Zelda herself dang I am not going to lie these are pretty sweet Trump yeah as much as I like Pokemon cards I am a little jealous I didn't think of this first that's all right Obama only few Mortals know how to capitalize on a trend like I do really is that why you are opening cards from 201 18 is that really when they came out [ __ ] you Joe did your teleprompter tell you that also why is this card white oh my God Trump do you know what that means now what this is unbelievable my adviser said it means your lucky ass somehow got one of the two secret rares in the set what oh my [ __ ] god really there is no way [ __ ] you Obama everything I touch gives me the best pulls ever that is absolute [ __ ] why is your luck so damn good I know Obama we got to put a stop to Donald's streak somehow the only thing that could stop my streak would be if I went to jail and you couldn't even do that right Joe didn't you see they tried to arrest me today and I walked away free like a boss oh that's my favorite card so far I don't know how you did that what did you do sleep with the lawyers in the conference room no dumbass the arrest was just for show so those dicks in court could just read me my charges anyways it's all good man oh my God no way oh wow did you seriously just pull Joe's love interest yeah we did pull one of the only lollies in the game Trump I need you to trade me that card fast why Joe so you can smell it exactly sometimes I wish you were not here Joe I do got to say he is not 100% wrong wrong link wanted to get it on with this fish but Zelda [ __ ] blocked him I don't think that's how it went Trump well that's how I remember it so deal with it and oh my God can it really be her Trump no way that's possible how did you really get your Chase as well ah oh my God my beautiful dark queen is here God you really do become more and more like Ganondorf every episode by that you mean totally ripped and sweet no I think he means more of a returning evil villain who won't go away no matter how hard people try well I take it as a compliment because Ganondorf is more jacked than Chris Bumstead in this game Trump your fat ass is not jacked you're just jealous because I hit leg day so hard that I don't fall over every 10 seconds shut up oh nice it's Aira wow good call Joe I think that is the actual reference in this card yeah I didn't recognize that at first not bad man Akira's top tier and I guess your weebass is good for something after all if it involves anime I probably know something about it it's insane you can remember that much about anime but you can't even pronounce words half the time don't worry Obama That's because my brain works faster than my mouth I'm not even going to argue with you there Joe oh wow how is that one not a secret rare the art is beautiful I really like it too and the four champions in Zelda alog together look incredible yeah this is definitely one of the better cards so far and all right boys two packs left let's get it man I want to see what else is in this set oh man I hope we see another mea card let's turn it around and see if it's good what the hell am I looking at I think that's the windlight Ganon boss fight how did you remember that did you look that up on IGN yeah Obama that sounded like a teleprompter response I would know all right screw you guys yes I looked it up how was I going to remember that after after 6 years I figured you loved Zelda as much as I did and just knew all the lore did you remember Trump hey would you look at that we are on the last pack you [ __ ] all right Donald hurry up because I don't think we have much stamina left we will be fine Joe as long as you activate the glider before we hit the ground why would you leave the glider to Joe man he needed something to do or he would feel left out also we got a shitty double so we can land now all right Biden we're getting close can you activate the glider please no why would I do that we aren't close enough yet he is actually right but I wouldn't put it past Biden to miss time time this Biden we are almost there please activate the glider wait what button is it again Biden it's B push the damn B button I'm pushing the Z [Music] [Applause] button [Music] and we're back boys Trump I'm excited for a great stream today yeah me too it feels like we have not opened any Pokémon cards for a while that makes today an even more special day fellas remember when I stole that case of Pala from Bush last week yeah who could forget that ordeal well we are going to have a one versus three-pack battle each each of us will have our own booster boxes to open and see who gets the best pulls oh my gosh no way that's incredible Trump but how will we pull this off you know those drones you love to blow [ __ ] up with yeah of course send one to each of our houses preferably without C4 attached to it so I can deliver you guys the product yeah Obama I don't want to die before I get to open this set that might just happen anyways as you could kill over any second now shut up you know I'm Immortal doubt all right boys drones are on the way sweet the cards are coming to you guys let's start the stream oh hell yeah all right boys did you guys get your boxes yep yeah we did Donald perfect let's get these open and go over the rules how are we doing this today Trump so whoever gets the best pulls obviously wins but we also have the most value and overall hits as other deciding factors sounds good to me you know I'm going to kick your ass this time around Trump there's no way you beat me today yeah right [ __ ] you and Biden don't stand a chance you know I always get the best hits you both will have to eat my chocolate chocolate ass after I win this yeah right Biden are you sure you can even handle opening packs at this speed Obama don't you know who you're talking to I am known for my speed and Grace what's so funny Biden you are about as speedy and graceful as I am charitable yeah we all know how your charity goes you said food for everyone at that Miami restaurant recently and then dipped out that was awesome I said there was food for everyone not I'm buying free food for everyone you greedy bastard Donald that would have cost you like 1,000 bucks yeah Trump you probably spent that on McDonald's for yourself right after that first pull goes to me boys I got a tropus art rare not bad Biden I'm actually surprised you remembered that Pokemon's name wait what Pokemon also [ __ ] you Brama I plan on competing in next year's physique competition so I need the calories also I forgot to mention EX cards are not counted as actual pulls we are only considering art rares are higher yeah that's fair when you open a booster box you are going to get four 5x cards anyways what are you guys looking for today I really hope I get dendra well of course iono is my main Chase card but I would also like to see meow's karata as as well well I already pulled my Chase Card the first time so I really just want to troll Trump this episode and pull his favorite card oh my God that would be hilarious you can dream [ __ ] we all know I'm going to own this stream in fact I guarantee I get a big hit before you that is not going to happen what how and [ __ ] you both the first secret rare is mine no what the hell I told you dick weeds I was going to get the first big hit it appears I will pull ahead as usual God I hate you so much Trump your luck is absolute [ __ ] that's right Obama I'll get a big what [ __ ] you orange man I got the first special illustration rare oh you both can suck it I got a full art haha Biden being the weakest as usual what do you think about that [ __ ] still think I won't pull fire this box I'd say not bad but that's the best hit in your box so I no longer have anything to worry about my God Obama we need to shut this fat ass up I know Biden Trump I'll shut you up by pulling your precious iono card then wiping my ass with it you better [ __ ] not if you do that to my wifeu I will call manell and tell her you are opening Pokémon again nice art rare Obama I don't have to worry about that as I blocked your ass before this stream just in case if you tried to pull something like that oh wow real mature Obama I wouldn't put anything past your dumbass well good thing I don't have to worry anymore oh yes you do fat ass no yay oh my [ __ ] God you [ __ ] Obama you rigged this [ __ ] I hate you so much suck it fatty time to prepare this card for the toilet oh my God this is the most satisfying thing ever hahaa now Trump has blasted his monitors wow you actually got him to rage quit serves that dick right he had it coming I wonder if he will come back I really don't want him to but I need to hear his tears of sadness you better give him a call Biden he definitely won't answer if it is me all right let's pause the opening and I'll hit him [Music] up what do you want Biden hey man are you coming back Obama says he is sorry and just wants us to finish the video did he really oh he definitely felt bad all right I'll grab a new headset and hop back in what's up you ionol less [ __ ] Biden you lied he isn't sorry at all sorry Trump but you had this coming just take your spanking and let's move on with the opening you still have half a box left all right that is true but you better trade me after this oh Trump you got a fire chicken it looks like I got something else as well oh boy it's a shiny Mouse that's a solid pack Donald thanks man I'm still pretty pissed off but it's good to see I'm still doing better than Joe at least not for long you ape I know soon enough here I have to have something good you are going to have to pull out some wee Powers Biden you haven't had a good pull since what brilliant Stars yeah Biden even then you pretty much just got a bunch of Eevee cards all right boys you forced my hands I'm going to use my love breathing technique to pull a beauty Joe if you pull out a minor I swear I am reporting you to the police H wait what oh my god it works I hate you so much Joe what did you even say oh look another F I used my first form Shivers a first love move uh of course you did my heart would never flutter for those who needlessly hurt others Joe you creep me out every time but you still managed to get a good hit so nice job man thanks Trump although when did Brock get so sexy that definitely isn't Brock Joe yeah Brock is way sexier than that guy wait what did I say haha Donald I knew it even you can't resist Brock I feel like I resemble Brock in every way he has so much Riz when it comes to getting all the ladies oh a double hitter nice Joe and Trump you have zero Riz levels everyone knows the only reason you ever managed to get laid was because of your money not true Obama Melania loves me for who I am I'm pretty sure she just mistook you for the Monopoly guy you both are just jealous I have more Riz than an chmc Also if anyone has no Riz it's definitely Joe Obama can only pull men and Joe somehow found a fossil as ancient as he is stop calling Michelle a man [ __ ] you Trump anyways how are you guys feeling after that fall the other day and no I don't mean just Joe during every press conference I'm doing much better since Joe failed to open our glider I was blacked out until the next day you can thank me for you waking up if I didn't have a few extra fairies we would have been done for sure thanks Donald but I cannot believe you left it up to Joe to time anything properly I guess you both just don't have my same skills I landed on my feet like a cat Joe the fall put you in a come state for ages it did not you literally broke every bone in your body and you looked like a ragd doll on the floor your death was funnier than crashing in GTA that's not how I remember it yeah no surprise you don't remember anything there you can thank me later for saving your life by helping me get that iono card from Brama Joe's going to have a fun time fishing that out of my septic tank oo that's gross I swear Obama I will nuke you if you do that haha well if you can find a way for Joe to trade me for it then I will make a deal oh don't worry all it takes to make a deal with Joe as a child under the age of 14 or a card that he wants I will also accept ice cream well good luck Trump as of right now you don't have either of those things and screw you Trump oh don't worry I bet it doesn't take long before what how Trump how did you pull Tomo Chan really another Gold Leaf well now Obama it seems my trump card has arrived Biden if you want your your tomboy wife who you got to get that card from Obama my God Donald your luck is just absurd how do you always get everything you need when you are graced by the gods themselves everything works out the way it was meant to be oh shut up I'll be seeing my lovely iono in my hands soon oh my gosh Obama what do I have to do to get that iono card so I can trade Trump for it damn it Biden uh just promise to trade me when there is a card I need in the future deal I know there is the 151 set that just came out and I know Trump planned on having you open that for the next video so let's see what you pull from that and go from there oh really that's great Trump yeah I figured if there was a set where you would have the most knowledge it would be that one God only knows when your brain works and you suddenly know lore on normal cards again what are you talking about I know everything sure you do oh wow Biden we both got hits at the same time oh look it's Joe's mother again shut up Trump if anything that slug looks like your closest relative and I pulled Kito from Sword Art who I resemble closely Joe you look nothing like Kito to and circling back around to Riz you could never pull [ __ ] like him yes I could Donald my Riz levels would overpower anyone in my vicinity if I was truly spitting game [ __ ] would melt over my RZ levels if I even tried Joe you could barely Riz up Jill you must have spiked her drink for several decades before she even remotely considered you as a husband sorry Biden but I agree with Trump out of the three of us your Riz levels are non-existent screw you both maybe you will have Riz in another 100 years you dick all right guys I think I have another hit on its way and boom you think that's good [ __ ] check out the expensive Magikarp how are you both getting better pulls than me Obama I want that box back clearly I should have had that one I definitely mixed up our boxes when sending them you just can't stand to take the L this time you decided who got what also you stole these anyway so really we have to thank Bush I'm not thanking that dick for anything he tried to kill me and even worse he didn't sell me pre-release product that's worse than him almost killing you of course it is [ __ ] that guy man has his priorities that's for sure well I think I think we are finally coming down to the last few packs gentlemen yeah I think I am tapped at this point screw you both I feel like I have gotten dick this whole box sorry Biden but one of us was bound to get the worst one of course it would be you ha oh wait it's not over I got the Elvis birds not a bad card to wrap up on Biden glad to see we got a ton of great cards from this set I think this is my last pack how about you guys yeah I am on my last one as well Yep this is my last one too boys hurry up and get nothing so we can end this and then we can head over and check the tot yeah Biden that was your last hit for sure you guys never know until the last pack is open I may hit the biggest card yet and of course you got Jack nice try though I hate you so much all right boys that was a beast of an episode God that was such an ass opening shut up Trump you are just bitching because you know you didn't win [ __ ] you Biden at least I know I did better than you well this time you finally lost Trump and you Rage Quit so that's good enough for me yeah and me too you are both dags anyways Trump I still need that dendra yeah and I still need need that iono so after your 151 stream we will all do some trades sounds good to me and if you guys enjoyed the video leave a like and comment down below with what you would like to see us open soon also subscribe if you would like to as well Biden that's a [ __ ] way to get people to subscribe you have to threaten to Nuke them or they won't make a move that's a terrible idea Trump too bad do it see you guys in the next one good morning boys hey man what's going on Biden not much man I'm just excited to open this new one 151 set I cannot believe they are back wait who's back oh my gosh guys I cannot believe Wizards of the Coast put out new Pokemon I'm so hyped for this Biden Wizards has not made Pokemon cards since 2003 yeah Joe I thought you said you knew everything about the original 151 I do fellas you do know it's the year 1998 right oh my God please no Obama are we really going to have to deal with this the entire episode Joe you better pull it together man this is an important video yeah I didn't risk my life and steal this stuff from Bush to have you wait wasted being lost in the sauce wait what sauce oh my God calm down Trump Biden just start the thing you got it Brama huzzah all right Biden let's see if your ancient ass can get any good plls today yeah Joe both Trump and I are absolutely obliterating you in good polls screw you guys I'll be charizarding both of your wives tonight Joe you son of a [ __ ] wait what does he mean by that Obama Joe is gross and an [ __ ] I don't think you want to know what it means wait I have to know now does he mean we will both pull Charizard cards with our wives tonight oh it definitely doesn't mean that it's an urban dictionary thing uh look it up if you want to be grossed out all right one second oh what the [ __ ] Joe you sick bastard now I hope you really don't get any hits today it's all right Obama his dementia ridden ass probably has no idea what he's talking about yeah I'm talking about whooping both of your asses today and finally pulling fire let's see how cool this new set is Biden I bet you get absolute ass oh my gosh it's Pikachu wow Biden right off the GetGo I definitely wasn't expecting that I wasn't either but my gosh that card looks incredible I cannot believe how cool this card is they have growth Gengar and more all in one place I am in heaven oh my God you actually got the Pokemon names right boys who could forget the originals this is where I am a master of lore holy [ __ ] is Joe actually going to be useful today damn right fellas I've fallen asleep during all of our other streams but today I had Secret Service stop by Area 51 and bring me some alien energy drinks wait they never made energy drinks when I was there oh and zaptos nice Joe but yeah they never made that when I was in office either yeah it's this new thing they only give the best presidents security goes behind a curtain and milks this new special alien a what what do you mean milk it sorry boys you no longer have security clearance so I can't tell you what comes next but the glowing white liquid they produce is incredible Joe let us never speak of this again yeah Biden you just enjoy your drink there buddy my God am I glad I'm not around you right now you snooze you lose fellas that's a funny saying coming from you all right can we leave the gross topics behind please this is such an incredible new set and I don't want to ruin this with such creepy I am sorry boys I am just pissed I have not gotten a really good pull yet it's all good man we all get pretty pissed when we can't get good hits yeah I think collectively we have destroyed about $2 million worth of stuff so far so boys this set is actually really cool this brings the return of Kadabra after 21 years Pokemon stopped using Kadabra and the TCG after Yuri Geller sued them over the Pokemon's likeness to his persona but in late 2020 Geller changed his mind and relinquished his control of Kadabra Joe I speechless that is the most knowledge I've ever heard come from your mouth about anything yeah we need this Joe when we open cards more often boys I think I'll have my special juice with me from now on gross but yeah man I would really like to see one of the original wuss in the set era there is a $600 SAR version of her that's amazing no surprise you're sing over another weeb card Trump I would like to see the new Giovani card or the new Blastoise those are both great cards but I would really like to see the new Alakazam or the three legendary birds oh my gosh I love that ditto so far nothing Biden is your curse really going to continue I think this is the box that will change everything for me Trump yeah change your pants maybe [ __ ] you you Goomba watch me pull fire boom holy [ __ ] that's right boys and I didn't even use my anime Powers yet well you going to have to dive deeper than you have ever Dove before into your weed Powers why is that because Japanese boxes typically only have one secret rare in it and that full art you got was The Secret rare wait that's [ __ ] full arts in Japanese are considered secret rares unfortunately that is true Biden well I still have faith I'm going to summon everything I have to win this just like tangero when he beat the upper fourth demon in the last episode damn it Joe no one knows what you are talking about the coolest people do Obama if you are cool as [ __ ] let me know in the chat below that I am right putting your anime garbage aside it's not garbage [ __ ] I doubt you have any good hits left in the Box I don't know about that Trump look at that Erica M she's beautiful I cannot lie oh y it's Blastoise that's actually sick Joe you are getting some great EX cards yeah he isn't doing half bad but I guess it will be up to me as usual to salvage our channel in a new video [ __ ] you Dingus your hits aren't the best yeah Trump I still have your precious iono remember y wait why are you excited about that oh I still hate you for that but Joe just pulled our favorite card damn right Donald you are a mega [ __ ] sometimes but you have good taste in Pokemon oh God damn it it's the sexy furry thing again you two are so weird we will convert you one day Brama you definitely will not and I'm still pissed from that joke in the brilliant Stars episode you gave us weird statistics you never really wanted well good thing the joke wasn't for [ __ ] [ __ ] you put your bitching ladies and look at this beautiful Ivysaur Joe your art rare cards are on point that is amazing too bad it's not Venusaur but still great hits so far man oh and this Gengar is so cool I don't know Trump Biden is cooking right now he may pull this off all right Biden you have piqued my interest I'll make you a deal if you can magically pull this off I will give you the dendra oh my gosh really yes Biden because if you magically pull this off somehow and I can't get iono from that huge dick Obama I can always have Melania get it from Michelle why am I not surprised you would stoop that low I always have a plan dumbass plus I highly doubt Joe can pull this off anyways Donald this whole time I have been storing up my powers and consuming more of my drink it's time for my ultimate attack wait what yes oh my [ __ ] god no way yay you did it Biden take you sad Tangerine man how do your wee Powers always work I told you I have the powers of anime on my side I can never be beaten well Trump I think we have just both been Ved by a literal bag of bones that is the most expensive card pulled on the channel so far that is total cap and I don't know who rigged his box to pull that Donald you dumbass you gave me the box to open today so you cannot be pissed I'm rich I can be whatever I want you're so dumb Trump but Biden great job man that would have been the card I wanted to trade you the dendra for but now since Trump is is giving it to you I'll have to trade you something else it's all right Obama we will all meet up later tonight and do some trades well this cannot possibly get any worse I need to order some more boxes of this for myself hey why do some of them have master balls on the reverse cards what do you mean yeah I haven't noticed that at all the electrode you just got hated on it I am looking this up oh look it's Donald shut up if anything that's your sleepy ass under the tree yeah right I don't look like I just ate 1500 chili dogs that's because your scrawny body can't even pack on muscle anymore I'm more Jack than you oh nice Mr myart rare no you are not you piece of shut up children I figured out the master ball thing it's a secret rare basically for the reverse cards and there are some cards like Pikachu and Erica that are worth 200 bucks or more oh my gosh that's amazing dang I had no idea this set is insane yeah now even I would like a box of this for myself well I don't think the poor ass editor can afford another box any time soon did you see they are around 140 bucks right now wait Trump aren't you rich and can afford anything I am but this guy is not haha that's right it doesn't matter because we are going to open celebrations for the next video anyways wait really Trump don't you pay attention to anything going on for our Channel no why the hell would I do that damn it man it's so we can make everyone happy and get this to 10K Subs that's a pretty lame goal aren't we at like 200,000 by now not even close well we should be Oh yay a Bulbasaur that I agree Trump but we got more work to do before that anyways Biden how many packs are left I'm actually on to the last pack after this I'm just enjoying this marvelous aoda artwork it is beautiful Biden but I cannot believe how impressed by this set I am and you know how hard it is to impress me yeah this set is probably going to stay high in value for a long time I agree this and the shiny set later this year will be the most expensive sets of the year uh unless if obsidian flame kills it also I [ __ ] hate Beedrill I tried to open XY evolutions for Charizard and I only ever got beedrills that's because you suck screw you Biden well that was an incredible opening Biden thanks man I am literally putting that card up on my shelf to display it tonight Joe I hate you for pulling what should have rightfully been mine you stole that card like you did my presidency blah blah blah you jealous [ __ ] yeah Trump you're being a sour [ __ ] well I have to go and restock from Bush's place anyway so I'll have cards to open again soon you are going to have to wait Trump as it is my turn next week to open celebrations all right we hope you guys enjoyed the video today and let us know if you're going to pick up any of this set for yourselves yeah guys and also don't forget to leave a like And subscribe if you're enjoying the fun you [ __ ] are still terrible at this [ __ ] you Trump we are trying yeah you [ __ ] see you guys next time holy smokes boys the day is finally here I am so excited for this stream today Trump yeah I have never been more excited to see a grown man cry the only one who's going to be crying after today is you two idiots Donald I still think it's a really bad idea to open a $400 box yeah Trump even I am not this dumb there is a reason I am a billionaire and you guys are not you got to take risks when you are trying to make it big big the only thing that's big here is your fat ass Shut up Joe yeah Donald I still cannot believe how much you ordered at McDonald's last night shall we watch a short recap Donald don't miss the drive-thru it's right over there wait where is it why are the drive-through lines so confusing to find sometimes Trump turn left please don't miss it I want a toy try not to [ __ ] your pants Biden I finally found it finally all right boys I got this for us get yeah let me get 16 Big Macs eight spicy MC Krispies six large fries four 20 packs of chicken nuggets and three new extra large Grimace shakes wow Donald is that all for us that's so kind of you Trump hold on I am not done yet wait what yeah and that'll be all for the first order for the second order let me get just two Happy Meals and two small high sea orange drinks wait what the hell Trump why are we getting skimped is that first order just for you my God Trump and you were telling Joe not to [ __ ] his pants shut the [ __ ] up boys yeah that'll be all for the order oh my God you fat sack of crap I thought you were being cool Trump instead you ordered more than an entire baseball team could eat I'm in my bulking phase right now so I got to eat God damn it wow drive me back through no and you continued to eat everything Jesus man sorry boys but that's how you prepare for a card opening video Like A Champion they even forgot to put my toy on the bag it's all right Joe we will go back to celebrate after I punish you two for thinking you can get better pulls than me after the video [ __ ] you you [ __ ] let's begin e what the hell Trump my God man couldn't you have cleaned up a bit at least before you started whoops sorry fellas I had a couple left over snacks I was going to slam after I dominated this stream today then I was going to continue my spank sesh to inter species reviewers okay that is fair if you ever watch it Obama you will understand I plan to do no such thing you're lost but holy [ __ ] boys I cannot believe I am opening this this literally goes against everything I stand for as a sealed collector you are a Madman Trump are you really this desperate to beat me and Joe for a poll that you would open a $400 box yeah my God man are you trying to go bankrupt for the ninth time you [ __ ] know as well as I do that it has to be done yeah we needed to have some evolving skies on the channel so you are right couldn't you have picked up like a ETB or something instead I couldn't find any in the wild in the Savages sell them for so much money online that it's almost half a booster box in price for two anyways I just hope you get something good to make up for the cost of the Box oh yeah Sy I mean I hate you and we both know I get the best polls by now but I hate to see such an expensive product opened it's all right Bama because I am destined to take back what is rightfully mine my title is the best there ever was yeah you were never that also rord Pokemon god king that name is just as shitty as my first Xbox gamer tag well at least it's cooler than Joe's gamer tag P Express lover 69 hey shut up Trump no one is supposed to know my online identity you orange clown it's not like it matters anyways you have literally two followers online and that's myself and Obama yeah Joe it it's pretty sad that even Bush and Bill don't even want to follow your ass they just got jealous that I was always better than them in Minecraft and every other game we play online yeah I doubt that by the way we have not seen those those guys in a while what are they up to I'm not sure about Bush since we have not spoken since I robbed his ass but Bill I think recently got a new job at the printing facility for Pokemon oh that's weird they never told me that do you think Bush and Bill work together to get product that's an interesting Theory Biden Trump when you were at Bush's place are you sure there was no one else there now that you mention it even though I was scared shitless I did think I heard some people talking in the the study as I walked by maybe that was Bush and Bill talking who knows but we will have to look into this soon yeah guys I still get scared talking about this Trump you better go over there and check again just in case I agree you guys are both [ __ ] anyways let's get back to the important task of me kicking both of your asses in today's stream Trump you have no powers like me or Obama I doubt you get nothing more than a Garbodor you and B are going to both go home crying as I pull the umbrian V Max alt art not even the editor could pull that one what makes you think you have a chance I have pulled nothing but fire in almost every stream so far it's only a matter of time until God gives me Grace oh boy did you say cake no dumbass but I might as well have some after I smoke your asses Trump you're not going to get anything what so you were saying Obama shut up and why are you excited anyways it's just a full art because duraladon reminds me of Trump Tower and here I sit at the top as a god looking down on his peasants you're such a [ __ ] Trump but you are right Obama this is just a taste of what's to come we will see but there is no way that you get a better pull than myself and Joe evolving Skies is known for its terrible pull rates yeah I can't even count the amount of of times I got zero hits from a box that's not surprising because you don't even know how to count I can count the amount of times I beat you in an election oh dang [ __ ] you you old piece of [ __ ] come on now Trump you set yourself up for that one aside from the god hit what else do you want to see from this set clearly Joe and I share the same love for the vaporean AL art in this set damn right but utions aside I would really love the Dragonite those are amazing of course aside from your weird furry fetish I very much like both glacian artworks as well as the Noivern and V nice what about you Jo I've never pulled the Rayquaza V myself so I would love that one there are so many good hits in this set no wonder it's scalp to hell as many Good Hits as there are you really don't have any so far yeah you suck yeah don't worry [ __ ] get ready to check this [ __ ] out bam [ __ ] I called it you were trash yeah Donald you should just give up I am pretty sure Garbodor was your high point you [ __ ] can get ready to eat your words I still have not pulled a secret rare you know those aren't guaranteed right you also aren't guaranteed to speak properly when you're talking but that doesn't stop your dumbass what did I say [ __ ] wow that's [ __ ] not bad at all Trump definitely a good card to pull but clearly not worth a whole ton of money what the hell is up with the quality control do you see this yeah the Border looks fat just like you shut your scrawny ass up you literally look like a walking skeleton every time you step on stage that is if he actually makes it to the stage oh what the hell Obama I thought you were on my side I am but I have seen so many fail videos of you not even making it to the podium so Trump has a point just hurry up and keep making your presidency worse I'll see myself to my chamber as president soon yeah you won't see yourself back here you can't even get a good pull Biden how dare you doubt me my luck is Untouchable it's only a matter of time until that's [ __ ] right I'd take my chalice and Throne once more you noobs oh my God Trump I hate you so much Trump how do you always manage to get something good can't you just go away already sorry boys but I am the chosen Warrior of light who will dispel all evil that's why my hits are so blessed I am straight up the MC you're so full of [ __ ] Trump yeah there is no way you could ever be a warrior of light sorry [ __ ] but get used to it also my side piece is Yola so piss off damn you Trump well at least it wasn't the Vmax alt art that would have made me Ascend to another realm yes but this is a massive Chase card as well so I am more than happy well Trump you somehow managed to beat me but Joe's pull is still worth more money yeah that's right I bet you Joe's card stays high in price until the English set drops then it will come back down to 50 bucks making my card still the better pull yeah we will have to see as japanese cards seem to hold a higher than average value these days everything on the Japanese side has blown up yeah the scalping has been insane do you know the Japanese boxes used to cost around $64 now they start at like 130 yeah that is why I don't buy very much Japanese products anymore it's ridiculous how much the sellers make on the aftermarket but while I do agree with their business model to shaft the buyer to make more money I will just wait until English drops and I can get good value on the product while I do not agree with your business decisions I do understand waiting to get product for the right price yeah that's because you're broke Obama shut up Biden I am not broke really Barack remember when you had to buy everyone a blizzard for 1K Subs you literally begged me to cover the cost so Michelle wouldn't find out uh that was because I had to buy more product to open yeah Obama and it took me so long to get a blizzard I just used my ice cream button instead all right it was a hard time I admit but I definitely got you guys next time around okay Brama well let's see what happens when we get to 10K Subs soon we will make another bet and see if you end up even further into debt haha yeah that's not going to happen but really Joe should pay for it he just lost like $6 billion of taxpayers money that was unaccounted for to Ukraine so it's like everyone bought their own blizzard anyways but didn't get it the accounting department forgot to announce that I was building an indoor ice cream theme park in my bedroom so don't worry the money went to good use that's pretty stupid Biden you could have had a free submarine ride for a fraction of the cost oh I could have shut up Trump that's not funny it's all right Obama Biden knew about it days before it was announced what had happened his dementia ridden ass is just forgetting right now that's not surprising actually how many packs do you have left Trump I'm down to the last two actually besides the Good Hits this box has been pretty bad as far as normal hits go yeah I think we are all used to subsets now it's easy to forget how hard it was to get pulls just a few years ago ever since they made subsets consistent it has made Pack openings feel like you do not lose as often yeah I am a big fan of the new sets let's see if there is anything left in this last pack you got to be Capp for sure yeah Donald you definitely got the best card earlier and just like that nothing oh thank God I was pretty worried there to Obama well everybody I hope this was a special for you as it was for us today blowing 400 bucks by opening a rare set on the 4th of July is the American way yeah and no matter where you are from treat yourself to some cool stuff as we all would Trump I hate you got a good pool but I cannot wait to meet up and trade some cards next I'm really excited to get that iono now Obama you better not have wiped your ass with it same with you Trump my dendra better not smell like nut sack oh this will be fun make sure to like And subscribe before I nuke you guys who have not already and let's hit 10K Subs so Obama will have to rob a bank to pay for everyone's blizzard yay that definitely is not happening Happy 4th of July everyone and see you in the next one good evening boys hey Donald what's going on man not much fellas are you guys ready to to finally trade some of the cards we have pulled over the last few streams oh boy I have been waiting for this yep I have everything packed and I am ready to go perfect Biden said he knew of a good card store we could meet up at so I will pick him up and drive on over nice Obama do you need me to pick you up as well no I am good man Michelle said she would drive me so it's all good wait won't she be pissed if she knows you are trading Pokemon cards luckily I told her I was helping Trump sort his collection so she doesn't know about the ones I have very smooth all right Biden I'll be at your place in 5 see you soon Obama sounds good man Biden shoot me the location you got it bro all right Biden it took forever but we are finally here oh good and and it looks like we got here just in time here comes Obama all right honey now you and the boys have fun in there just remember you better not come home with any more cards or you will be on the couch for a month okay that's not as bad as I thought hopefully she doesn't remember I kicked her in the sniz that son of a [ __ ] kicked me in the Coter last time he better not come back with cards or his dick is getting ripped off for sure all right baby you know I learned my lesson last time so I'm I'll just be helping Donald sort his cards then be back after some Dairy Queen and maybe an ETB or two what did I hear uh nothing I love you what do you think those two are talking about in there oh gosh I don't know but Michelle looks pissed remember when Obama told us he kicked her sniz like a Chad maybe she is pissed about that possibly or maybe they're talking about that time when Obama's [ __ ] ass blame me for punching his wall haha he got you good there yeah I am still pissed about that but either way I really don't want to talk to manelle right now hey boys oh [ __ ] hey Michelle now you guys have fun tonight and don't get into too much trouble this place looks a little shady so be careful yeah you got it Mrs Obama we will watch Barack for you and bring him back safely we won't let him get any cards we promise all right have a good night boys and I'll see you soon honey sounds good baby hi Michelle oh thank [ __ ] she is gone all right dags let's go inside and seal the deal yeah I am excited to get my Zapdos Trump my dendra better not smell like nut sack it's fine Biden she's fine you will see for yourself when we get to a table oh yay holy [ __ ] it's busy as hell in here yeah it must be a magic tournament or release night yeah I think you are right because it definitely smells like magic the Gathering in here don't worry fellas there is a quiet room and table we can sit at right around the corner perfect let's go all right not bad Biden a little Dungey and grapy in here but it will do the job yeah I like it man this place is cool as hell I definitely wish there were more bar taverns for card stores me too guys if we take enough Ukraine money before everyone catches on should build one of our own I think everyone has already caught on to you Biden you have not been very subtle about that missing $6 billion I'll just pay Mexico to have it built for us soon I like your idea better Trump anyways [ __ ] let's talk trades all right first things first let's get my iono trade done I have been blue balled for like two weeks now keep your Cheeto in the bag Trump Biden here is the iono and I'll take that Zapdos all right I am definitely getting boned on the value here but dendra means everything to me she will go on my wall right next to tomochan you're such a [ __ ] simp Biden but I have to say you have good taste in the rip tomboy so I approve I hate you both why are you guys into furries and muscular women that's funny coming from you Obama I bet She-Hulk pounds you every night like a grown man pounds his keyboard after dying in Diablo oh damn that's hot shut the hell up Trump at least my wife didn't just Star as the lead in the Barbie movie how's that a burn Margot Robbie is hot as hell she plays a character that has more plastic than the Pacific Ocean oh snap just shut up and pass the card to Biden it better not smell like ass when it gets in my hands I couldn't bring myself to drop to your pathetic level so I didn't really wipe my ass with it even though I wanted to I respect the cards too much good thing you're a [ __ ] all right Biden now I'll trade you the dendra and you give me the iono okay y Goomba here it is yes finally my greatest love has made it to me I cannot wait to take dendra to my bedroom God you guys are gross but I am happy to add this amazing card to my collection all right now that we got that out of the way do you guys want to pick up some packs for the road the Giga Chads and ladies who watch us are really really looking forward to Lost origins in the upcoming videos so I would like to swoop a box that sounds good to me Trump let's head back up to the counter and see what we can grab I'll meet you guys up there I got to hit the bathroom real quick that's good you go now before we go to Dairy Queen Biden yeah we don't need you farting up a storm on the ride home I'll make you boast some chocolate chocolate ass cran before we leave shut the hell up Biden we will see you in a sec oh my gosh I should have went before I left I couldn't bring myself to put down this new enimies on 100 bucket list of the dead holy crap it's good I sure hope weird stuff ever happens to me thank God I feel so much better time to head out and see if Trump managed to pick up any cards what was that what the hell is going on oh God why did the lights go out oh my gosh I hate this why did everything get creepy as [ __ ] hey wait is that a tape all right I better take this and get the hell out of here before something bad happens all right Obama I got my stuff so I am ready to head out whenever Joe gets back from the bathroom Joe has been gone in there for quite a while do you think we should check on him I am not going in there to smell old man farts he probably got lost and tripped or something he will show up soon all right I hope so I am kind of worried hey guys see look you were worried for nothing hey Biden did you destroy the toilet in there my God man no guys it was super weird I was doing my thing then all the lights went out that's not surprising card shops run on a budget of Warhammer and Magic anyways I don't remember much after the lights went out but I found this weird tape on the ground afterwards ew and you kept it yeah it says for Trump on it so I wanted to give it to him what the [ __ ] let me see that I don't like this Trump well that's weird as hell you didn't see Bush or Bill in the bathroom did you no I don't think so I was peeing with my pants down so I couldn't see well we can check this out tomorrow after we get back home and enjoy some dank blizzards yeah I agree that sounds amazing yay a blizzard all right [ __ ] that was a great night of Trades besides Joe's weird sex tape he found probably of my godliness in bed of course tonight was awesome yeah I am so glad we all got what we wanted hey fellas I feel kind of funny like haha funny that's just a loss of air to your brain Biden you're fine oh it's gone now you are probably right of course I am hey Trump doesn't that look like Bill's ride around back there it does but there's no way it's them bill should be at the printing facility getting ready to release a new set soon so I doubt it's them something still doesn't feel right about Joe and the tape but yeah it's probably all right cool guys let's go oh boy let me just smell dendra hair before we leave hey wait Trump why does dendra smell like sack [ __ ] you Biden no damn you Trump oh my God why am I not surprised go watch zom 100 bucket list of the Dead if you haven't already check it out and comment down below when you watch it yeah guys it looks like it will be a good show see you guys in the next one hey guys what's going on man how are you doing Biden I am doing good Fellas except for this weird feeling I have been been having after we left Dairy Queen last night you did eat six blizzards back to back so I'm not surprised thanks for getting those for us by the way man I still have no idea how you didn't know what a blizzard was though yeah Trump doesn't your fat ass eat like 20 of those a week shut up Biden the protein from the milk helps me stay buff so I have always just called them a protein shake and not a blizzard you're so stupid Trump that's hilarious but no guys I started feeling funny after I found that weird tape in the bathroom the anime voices in my head have even started to change H are you sure Bill and Bush were not in that bathroom I did think we saw their car in the parking lot as well I don't know guys but opening some cards should help me feel better let's get started all right Biden well I did take that tape home with me so we will watch it after a few more streams I picked up some really cool cards at the shop for us to open in the meantime yeah thanks for that man I cannot believe you gave me some mystery boxes to open yeah Trump and you gave me this box of lost Origins to open today I got you this time guys just get me back sometime soon you got it man oh boy I cannot wait to open this box I haven't opened this set since it released I really hope I pull the gutina alt art okay I gave you this box to have fun but if you pull that I'm driving over to the White House to take it straight out of your dead hands I'd like to see you try fatty my reflexes are of a cheetah in the night so you would never catch me come on Trump if he pulls that you cannot be mad as you gave him the box also Joe you would fall down right away even if a puppy chased you screw you Obama no I would not nice one let's see what you get then I will take my course of action after the community did pick this box so who knows how this will turn out I bet this turns out better than your election did [ __ ] you you cheating sack of crap we all know I won that just like I won sexiest man alive in 2016 you did not Trump the only thing you won then was the election same thing since I was going against Hillary oh damn my God Trump I feel like every stream your voice lowers everyone's IQ you're just jealous of my insane freestyle you can't even play me in a game of Mario party without getting pissed that's because every time you always steal my stars in the last minute of the game yeah and you always used used to unplug my controller mid miname when you were losing sounds like a skill issue cheating is not a skill Trump sure it is just ask Biden he can't even come clean when they found a bag of sugar in the White House hey that sugar was probably Hunters not going to lie I also find it stupid no one can figure out whose it was in the most secure place in the nation Biden is really good at playing dumb so you got to watch this guy I have no idea what you're talking about but you cannot distract everyone from you being an ass when we play Nintendo games I'm a true God gamer with maxed out Riz levels so no wonder I in oh yeah Aerodactyl very nice Biden but shut up Trump next time we play Mario Kart I'm kicking your ass bring it on [ __ ] I know every shortcut in every game so you can't even catch my ghost see there it is again your ass can't even go five minutes without taking advantage of something yeah Trump do you even have a life and why does this Banette remind me of your dumb ass probably because Banette looks like he's going to smash Phoebe back there oh God damn it you always got to be gross huh I'll give you that Trump Banette does have that Lusty look in his eyes I hate you both anyways boys what are your case cards from this set guira is obvious so I'm still missing the alt-art Aerodactyl as it's basically impossible to pull holy crap a shiny Steelix nice Biden I forgot those were in here yeah I completely forgot about the radiant cards radiant what they're um don't worry I got this Brama Biden they are just Shiny Pokemon oh cool thanks Trump I got you man going back to the Aerodactyl yeah I don't think any of us have that card so that is hit number one right after gutina yeah I'm looking for the gold loving perser as he respects money as much as I do Trump does this one do anything for you uh not really Biden I think foxes are more your thing okay cool I'll keep this one for myself what do you guys talking about it's just a vCard don't worry Obama you aren't cool enough to understand Biden what cards do you want from this set I'm cool not this time you aren't I would like to see the three Misfortune sisters I bet they smell wonderful Biden you do know in legends of arus that game takes place before deoderant right yeah those ladies wander the Wilderness so I don't think they smell like you would hope also that's gross man yeah yeah Biden they probably smell like ass I don't care they are beautiful either way I would prefer my women don't smell like a wet Tauros like fantina she is the next best thing to Melania and Grace yeah Trump for a wife who I can at least see why you like her hey guys but isn't she designed after the lifestyle of a French model so wouldn't she also smell like a Dragonite nut sack really shut the hell up Obama how dare you say that about the lovely fantina if anything it's your husband Michael that smells like Garbodor butthole don't you talk about Michael I mean Michelle like that you sweaty [ __ ] okay guys you better calm down you do know Michelle and Melania just joined the stream right wait what hey Trump what the hell did I just hear about me smelling like ass yeah Obama and why do I smell like a what's nut sack oh you guys are so Bon yeah Melania see Michelle you see Biden's a dumbass we were talking about how creatures smell you said what oh Biden hit the kick button oh you better [ __ ] not I am going to okay yeah I kicked them oh [ __ ] we are going to have to deal with that later Obama yeah I just this boat locked my door I can only hope my new steel door keeps me safe God damn it Biden why didn't you say anything I tried to warn you guys but you were more concerned with roasting each other's wives well [ __ ] all right I turned my laser detection system on and I am grabbing my flashbangs just in case yeah and I got the bare mace oh my gosh yes a sleepy Pikachu wow that's a great hit Biden I was just about to blast you for not pulling anything too yeah man so far this box has been pretty bad but that is a great pull thanks guys so far I have not used my anime Powers either so no no wonder I have not gotten a good hit yet well didn't you say something was wrong with your wee Powers anyways yeah I'm not sure what's been going on lately but Jill said besides my normal anime hour she saw me standing in the corner of the room last night but isn't that normal as usual you Sleepwalk all the time yeah you're basically a living zombie as it is so what made this different well Jill said I was laughing and talking about revenge on the fat man so I had no idea what she meant H could be those Grimace shakes I think Biden is talking about you dumbass yeah I doubt that I am too buff to be fat you keep believing that buddy I'll be taking you to the ER for a stroke soon enough yeah Trump you better fix your diet soon nice that's one of the playable cards Biden I think it has value even though you have not gotten a big pull yet those few cards you got are good yeah Biden it does seem like this box is pretty light though aren't you over halfway through the box yeah I am guys Trump did you skimp me on this box how could I skimp you Biden this was from a fresh case and the community chose the box I think you just suck and not even your weed powers can save you this time yeah by I don't think it's happening buddy you guys are both pain I'll show you my weed Powers have not left me you know Kami kagura what the hell is going on Biden what did you do this isn't your normal anime [ __ ] yeah this is creeping me out what is all this demonic text hey guys sorry I think I coughed there for a moment see I told you I still had my Powers uh something is definitely wrong with you Biden I thought you were talking out your ass but that was definitely different than usual yeah I don't even think that was anime at this point sure it was fellas you guys are just being weird now all right Obama we are going to have to look into this soon but the dumbass seems to be good for now yeah I think it must be fine because he got a decent hit anyways you guys are funny well Biden you managed to get a decent hit but it seems like this box is a dud yeah what do you have left for packs I got about 10 left so don't you guys leave the stream yet I bet I still pull an ALT art the chances of you pulling an ALT art are about the same as me not getting in trouble with Melania later yeah Biden at this point I am pulling up eBay to start looking at Singles prices you guys cannot give up on me yet well you have not gotten a secret rare yet so you may be right I think you're going to get shafted though yeah that is true you may still have hope don't worry guys something good is coming let's see what you get boom oh nice see Trump I got a shiny sneez it's a sneezer but whatever good pull man all right Biden you're not out of luck just yet see I told you guys I'm the best Pokemon Master yeah whatever [ __ ] come speak to me when you pull an ALT art Trump I pulled a more expensive card than your fat ass and I think I have gotten the best pulls overall so far yeah not e even the umbre and I got last episode put me ahead for sure plus that's fake news you could never be better than me you won't be ahead for long trumpet won't be long until [ __ ] you Trump now Obama and I have both pulled a zard oh wow you pulled the shittiest one I am so impressed still a zard [ __ ] he got you there Trump you still have not pulled one yeah that's fine you dags don't worry because ruler of the black flame and obsidian flame are right around the corner that's when I will have my revenge yeah but until then you get to be the scrub that has never pulled a zard on camera [ __ ] you ha it's always good to see Trump mad you better get your laughs in now Obama before manell completely rips your dick off tonight why would she do that think about it dumbass if she found our streams then she probably knows you have been opening cards again oh God no don't worry guys you may be oh my gosh yes I got to go get my furry suit on wait why do you need to put a furry suit on because that's what Biden does when he is in the presence of a sexy Fox sexy yeah it's like the guy in the closet who dresses as Superman when he let me stop stop you right there I don't think I can take any more of your weird furry info all right guys I am back Biden you never left oh don't you worry about me I am ready now God this sucks my friends are super weird I think you mean cool as [ __ ] Obama it's all good anyways guys leaving your weird topics behind Biden you definitely have gotten the best plls at this point I cannot see an alt-art happening yeah Trump what did you do why did you take all the plls out of my box I just felt like ruining your day no you idiot you just had bad luck this time around it's about time since we have pulled nothing but fire lately yeah I got to with Donald we have had weeks of God plls so you can't really be mad you are getting nothing this time around that is true and I have still left with something just like Donald when he left the strip club back in the day oh shut up Biden I'm squeaky clean in fact I'm so clean I had to be tested by the World Health Organization as I have slept with scores of women and gotten nothing yeah you just let those poor women play with your Cheeto and left without even leaving a tip oh I definitely left a tip gross Trump you're such an ass but I'm finally down to the last few packs yeah let's let's run this out Biden I got to make sure my wall will hold Melania back I think I can hear her coming down the hall this is the final pack guys and I am kind of worried about Michelle it has been like 10 minutes and she isn't pounding on my door yet maybe I got lucky and she doesn't know about my cards yeah I doubt that but good luck man oh damn it I didn't even get a secret rare it's all right Biden let's wrap this up well that was definitely an interesting stream to say the least yeah I agree Biden we got to figure out what's wrong with you soon but Obama and I have bigger problems at the moment yeah I think I hear Michelle outside the door is that power tools I hear wait why did my security alarms go off okay guys I still had fun today and I hope the viewers did too if you guys enjoyed the video today make sure to like And subscribe like a boss or I will make sure Melania and Michelle come after your asses as well Donald you better let me in oh God Barack you unlock this door right now oh no please help Biden I smell gas have a good night guys and see you in the next one there you are the barriers are broken help I've got you now you son of a [ __ ] are those Pokémon cards oh my God ah previously on Pokémon presidence there you are the barriers are broken help I've got you now you son of a [ __ ] are those Pokemon cards oh my God these are the events that have taken place after the attack of Michelle do you think he is dead no I don't think so Biden but my God Michelle whooped his ass yeah Obama got it pretty bad this time when do you think he will wake up I don't know but this is the perfect time to smell him I might not get this chance again stand back Trump get the [ __ ] away from me what the hell where am I you're in the hospital man Michelle absolutely destroyed your ass yeah we got to you just in time your distress signal came on so when Trump escaped Milan we came right over to save you yeah good thing I had an extra flashbang or Michael would have almost broke my arm too wait how did you escape Melania Trump I heard she broke your door down as well as soon as she broke in I remembered my Minecraft knowledge and grabbed a bucket of water I'm getting out of here then I jumped out the window right before she got to me I immediately drove to pick up Joe and we got to your place right as Michelle was about to take the final blow then we got you out of there and came straight here y Obama we saved you well thanks guys Trump won't you be in trouble with Melania since you just ran away yeah but I will deal with that later I'll just buy her a new car or something and she will forget all about it well that's good the bigger problem is how can we fix this issue with Michelle Biden agreed to show her his favorite ice cream place while we get you home to open those mystery boxes I gave you awesome let's get out of here I think I am good enough to walk now yay Obama thank you for getting me here safely boys I am still in pain but I cannot wait to open these new mystery power boxes you are welcome Brama thankfully Joe is able to do something right and get Michelle out of here for a few hours I told you guys I could handle Michelle no one is immune to ice cream calm your saggy old man tits Biden you're the one with tit Obama do you think you can actually pull a crystal Guardians pack from this I feel like with these boxes you never really get the chase packs but I can definitely dream honestly I just hope these are good and your money wasn't wasted I'm rich so it doesn't hurt my 8 billion Fortune to burn some cash the only one who hurts from these is the editor what a noob he isn't rich and can't even take Ukraine money what a sucker all right let's see if these boxes are any good I'm guessing they are ass you don't know that Trump all right and the first pack we have here is holy crap no way evolving Skies holy [ __ ] wow that's great man I just hope that isn't considered the chase pack yeah I hope it isn't either this was the first card I felt on top of the pile so we will have to see you better not pull the moon Bri on or I will drive back over there and make sure your arm is broken why way to threaten him over Pokemon Trump you know what it is [ __ ] I hope I get it and make your ass cry yeah there's no way you pull it before me ever again please get it Obama [ __ ] told you yeah whatever Trump even if I didn't pull it today you still can never beat me to pulling it first that's because you left me at your place with Joe and the women during board game night you're ass went and got cards without me that's what you get for Cheating in Mario Party skill issue all right next we have a code card I think yep that's definitely a code card and oh wow it's from the Sun and Moon era yeah but too bad it's from that shitty primarina box oh but I like her Trump she's a beautiful mermaid yeah but she looks more like a seal wearing a bra more than a mermaid [ __ ] you all right idiots and the next pack we have is oh nice shining Fates oh okay wow Obama either these boxes are great or you getting really lucky this is perfect I really wanted to open some shining Fates we should open an ETB or something soon I can definitely swing that as I already have an ETB ready to open on my shelf you should crack it Trump I doubt it since your luck has been so bad but maybe you can get the zard my time is coming soon you shriveled gra damn it nothing going to open three zard sets to own you guys what three sets clearly ruler of the black flame and when English releases I'll open obsidian Flames too now I'll do this ETB as well I'll laugh when you get shafted oh dang silver Tempest to Biden when I pull the best new zard card I bet it even scares the demons out of you wait what demons I am fine I would be pissed to see Trump get a zard but he's right Biden you picked up something weird when you went to the bathroom at the card shop what do you mean oh my God yes Obama I am so jealous that is my dream wedding with gardivoir me too Biden just look at her beautiful figure my God you guys have made me feel gross holding this card get used to it while it is a good art rare I don't like the idea of my friends being metapods and using Harden on stream well you better trade that to myself or Joe next trade video gladly yeah I want it Obama I need to put it on my shelf all right let's see if this last pack is the special one oh and it's lost origin these boxes are fire oh my God usually these are ass but this first one you opened is great I would take 10 more of these yeah I would definitely pick these up in the wild all right let's see if I can get the gutina in last pack magic my God I didn't think these would be this good you better not get a Mega hit if he does you're a mega [ __ ] Trump [ __ ] you oh damn it just a PO wrath thank God all right that was it for the first box let's go ahead and crack the second one to see if the packs are the same if they are these things are stunk Heaven yeah getting our hands on these might mean potential God hits has anyone ever actually gotten the chase pack in these things let us know in the comments if you have ever had a good one yeah guys I have picked up a few before but they usually seem like scams all right let's see what what the first pack is yeah I am curious which one was the chase pack in the last box I am thinking it was shining Fates oops I guess the code card was first and it's a brilliant Stars Pack code not bad I always wonder if these codes are already used in these things only your cheap ass would add used cards to these shut up I know I wouldn't all right I'm going to grab the pack from the bottom of the pile this time oh what is it and it's lost origin again this one must be consistent nice so far so good on these boxes I hope you get something good Obama thanks Joe I can feel there has to be at least one hit in some of these pack a I still bet you get nothing I'm going to prove you wrong you blimp I know you would lose your mind if I got a good hit after you gave me this box yeah who wouldn't have any of you guys ever gifted your friends Pokemon cards and they got the main Chase Card of the set you pretty much want to go on Al live yourself and go steal the card from your friend I think that's only your greedy ass that would feel like that Trump look in your heart and you know it to be true all right guys and pack number two is holy crap evolving Skies again I love this box dang why did I give these to you Trump you told me in the car ride home that you thought it would be funny to give Obama these because you guaranteed me they were ass really Trump you told me these were going to be sick uh I don't know what you're talking about that is fake news even though you are a dick at least you were right and these are good you're still a [ __ ] though well my plans backfired but at least you're getting nothing Obama you better shut this Goomba up I'm going to try man check it out Trump when I pull out a call of Legends pack [ __ ] still no chase pack yet good set though Trump one day this is going to bite your fat ass again and I'll get the best pull in the set yeah and one day you will be crying when I pull nimona so I'll take your only waifu away ah you son of a [ __ ] I did get something you sweaty ape all right not bad Brama that is actually a good trainer Gallery card thank God you got something Obama I'll take it I was starting to think I wouldn't get anything more than a vCard welp last pack Obama yep let's see what this box has to offer and it is shining Fates again this must be the chase pack if it's not vintage I agree this is definitely one of the better mystery boxes to release in a while all right Obama do you want me to share my Powers with you for this last pack definitely not Biden I know you are not aware but your wee powers are not normal yeah Joe we are going to work on fixing you soon what do you mean fellas I am fine see look I will show you ah no wait Biden we believe you yeah Biden that's cool okay good Fellas hey Obama do you want to chat after this yeah I think we should am I invited guys not this time Biden uh you see we are planning a surprise party for you so we don't want to ruin it yeah Biden we will catch up over at Trump's place soon oh cool I love surprises I cannot wait all right guys well thank you for picking me up from the hospital and getting me back I'm glad I'm home before Michelle so she didn't catch me opening this anytime man I barely escaped Melania because I jumped out the window with a bucket of water so I didn't take much damage I hope you get better soon Obama I'll go see if I can find Michelle since I left her at my favorite ice cream place have a good night guys later Biden see you man okay now that he's gone we can't let his possession continue we better start looking into this before it gets out of hand I have that tape to watch so let's check it out towards the end of next week I 100% agree Trump the good news is astral Radiance is next and after that I gave Biden some Yu-Gi-Oh to open as everyone has been asking for it that's going to be good man I didn't even know Biden liked Yu-Gi-Oh I told his dumbass it was the new Pokemon set that I got early so this will be hilarious that's genius haha my ideas always are I hope you guys enjoyed this one today yeah and if you did make sure to like And subscribe also we just put out a Discord channel to talk with you guys more and show off your polls as we get into the good end of your sets the link is in the description below lastly become a member if you would like to support the channel see you guys in the next one the following events took place before Obama's Mystery Box stream hey Michelle Are we almost there I don't know Joe you were the one who knows where this place is you said you knew where the best ice cream in town was oh yeah now I remember Dairy queenn is right up the road my God no wonder Barack and Trump always talk trash about you sorry I couldn't hear you what did you say say oh nothing hey it looks like we are almost here oh yay all right Joe we finally made it I cannot wait to show you my favorite flavored chocolate chocolate chip that sounds delicious Joe why don't we go inside oh boy this is going to be more fun than opening Pokémon cards with the boys yeah speaking of that sorry about earlier Brock royally pissed me off opening cards again when he knows how I feel about Pokemon cards why do you get so mad at Obama anyways the main reason is he breaks everything when Trump gets better pulls than him and I have to clean up afterwards that's but also you guys take up all the time streaming and I can never get any computer time with the other Ladies as we would like to open cards as well wait since when did you guys like Pokémon since always what you think it's only for boys or Manchild yeah kind of anyways let's go inside hey there Michelle yeah hey Michelle funny seeing you here uh Biden what's going on why are these guys here hey what's going on fellas Joe you know what this is get Michelle wait what what's wrong with Joe don't worry about it you're coming with with us oh my God help the following day what's up [ __ ] hey Trump good evening guys are you dick missiles ready to get smoked by my PS and astral Radiance today yeah that's not going to happen fatty [ __ ] you Joe I agree with Biden you have gotten ass recently and you think this box will save you damn right I am feeling it today so let's hop straight into it hey guys before we begin have you heard from Michelle recently she never made it back home after my stream yesterday I mean I am stoked and all but I am also a little worried don't be so whipped Obama I am sure she decided to go chill with Melania or something to blow off some steam for a day or so you are probably right but wouldn't you have heard from Melania by now N I don't give a crap what she's up to since she blew up my door and tried to kill me I'm glad she's out of the house for a while I'll call her later Biden have you heard anything you were last with her getting ice cream no I don't think so I just remember getting my usual six blizzards then passing out in a delicious bed of sweets damn it that is not surprising all right I'll just look for her later good man Barry let's begin all right dick weeds it's my time to finally pull some fire yeah right Trump your ass hasn't pulled fire in weeks yeah and with this set only having one card worth much value your odds are so bad screw you guys you're just scared I get the sexy mchamp or even better my lovely arita waifu I bet you end up with a terrible rainbow trainer on one full art if you are lucky I take that as a challenge Biden and you know I relish nothing more than beating your ass you can try all you like but you can never beat me all right Biden I know you have gotten some good pulls lately but your luck seems to have run out just like mine did we will see if it continues with makuhita here you and sleepy Joe will be on the floor crying after the opening today also why are the cards sticking together Joe did you touch my cards with your gross ice cream hands how could I have done that Donald you just opened the box yeah Trump and if I were to guess why your cards were sticking together it probably has something to do with those wads of paper on your desk back there oh look I'm already coming in with the heat nice man oh is that a shiny Pokémon I'm surprised you got that right Joe but yeah I did spend some alone time time with gardivoir in the homework folder on my computer last night I probably should have cleaned up but it's just you two fruits who watch this anyways uh Trump you know we have like actual viewers who regularly watch us now right wait since when it's been like a few weeks now don't you ever look at our Channel no I look at it just as much as I use Twitter I post some dumb comment and then log off and go back to my homework folder that's gross Trump how many times do you open that folder a day like six or seven that doesn't matter I just figured who would watch your dumb asses you realize you are part of our Channel as well right wait what I could have sworn I was on my own Channel with like 75 million followers not even close we combined have not even hit 10K Subs yet yeah Trump I blame you shut up Biden if anything our numbers are low it's because I'm stuck with you two dicks viewers hurry up and subscribe and let's get to 10K Subs already hey Trump be kinder to the viewers they will sub and stay if they enjoy the content isn't that enough no you greedy [ __ ] Trump H whatever anyways boys what are some cards you would like to see in this set so I really enjoy this expansion as it was created around the legend of arus game I would really like to see the alart origin forms of palia and Dialga I couldn't have said it better myself Brama gee thanks man what about you Biden I have no idea what you guys are talking about for origin forms wasn't Diamond and Pearl the original forms you sound like such a boomer Biden those used to be the originals but Pokemon decided to give them origin forms in this game since it takes place in the past R ke has created Giratina Pia and Dialga at the same time so it makes sense that they would resemble arus Moore in initial creation holy [ __ ] you just blew my mind that's why I am the best [ __ ] let's get back on track Trump Biden was there any cards you wanted to see Trump pull yeah roxan is so cute I just want to smell her gross is always Biden yeah Biden why are you how did this happen damn you Trump yes another alt art to add to my collection well at least it's just a shitty Beedrill card that you hate I do usually hate beedrills as I could never Escape them in Evolutions but my God I love their beauty here Trump you always pull some garbage out your ass let me taste your tears of defeat Biden what is this like my third stream in a row that I have pulled an ALT art now I hate to say it again but good job man you are definitely making a comeback it's no Charizard but it's a start thanks Obama I know we talk a lot of trash here but it's all in good fun yeah I still hate seeing you do better than me though yeah well if you didn't cheat at everything maybe you would get gifted by rcus himself like me I never cheat oh look a flapple oh my God it's my powerlifting belt what the heck is going on Trump your fat ass doesn't have a weightlifting belt this is from my home Jim Biden why do you think I focus on bulking so much Trump eating an entire country's worth of McDonald's does not count as bulking speak to me again when you don't get beat up by a man oh snap Michelle is not a man but to be fair she definitely punches like one yeah we figured that out after taking you to the hospital yeah Obama you looked like a Snorlax sat on your face when we were in the car ride there yeah I don't remember much as I pretty much blacked out as soon as she kicked the door open good thing I never run out of flashbangs otherwise Melania would have caught me by now I'm just glad we saved you Obama yeah thanks again boys I'll have to get you guys back one day don't mention it man we may need you to save us one day yeah Brama oh my tits oh my God Trump I'm going to lose it if you keep getting Good Hits wow Trump Biden isn't that one of your all-time favorite wuss yeah it [ __ ] is I got Biden to rage quit again I am the best that's hilarious no one has Rage Quit in a while yeah well Biden is a huge [ __ ] when it comes to his wife fo so are you Trump that's fake news yeah whatever do you think he is coming back it sounded like he only broke his keyboard so I sure he will be back soon hey guys sorry about that Trump you better trade me that Misty next trade episode sure Biden I'll consider it next time you pull something I really want as well oh that's a cool art rare yeah I really like this one oh look at that another stupid Beedrill Trump I feel like this box is fire how have you gotten so many hits this time to be fair I am not sure Biden this was from from a fresh case so I guess I just picked the right box this time yeah you definitely did Trump so did you actually pick up any of the new set ruler of the black flame everyone has been asking about that yeah I did order one box but I am not sure when it is going to arrive the dang thing only cost me almost 200 bucks is every new Japanese set is scalped to hell yeah I wish the prices were not insane did you know they used to cost like 64 bucks they did wait what is this oh my God Trump you are cheating how does your box have so many good hits this is what it is like to be blessed fellas that is literally unbelievable actually these sets usually had one or two really good boxes in a case which had two secret rares on occasion that means some of the other boxes I have left in the case are duds and this was the winner yeah well hopefully when we get some new sets here soon I hope I get a box as good as this because this seems broken yeah I am mind blown what is going on tonight get used to it [ __ ] the Big D Trump is back well how many packs do you have left I just want this to be over so I can go throw up in the toilet afterwards m I think about six or seven I will haul ass through these so we can wrap up shortly I cannot wait for you to be done so we can get to my opening next I'm pretty excited for your box Biden as everyone has been looking forward to Yu-Gi-Oh yeah thanks again Trump for the new pre-released Pokémon set I didn't even know it existed oh come on I don't even know what to say anymore yes it's another sexy plant Trump this is ridiculous well at least I really like this one too she is so beautiful and she reminds me of a young ballerina don't you dare make this creepy Biden yeah Biden I'm pretty sure this one is legal so she's too old for you oh poop all right my guys we are on to the last two packs of this God tier box thank God this nightmare of a stream is almost over yeah I don't think my heart can take it anymore if you get another hit you know what they say it's never over until the last pack is opened it's basically like schroedinger's cat but with a pack my God hit can be anything when the pack is opened I like the comparison but there's no way you have anything left to pull let's see about that oh my God this is the most messed up thing that has happened on the channel yet I think I'm having a stroke why why is everything going black I am the best that ever lived bow down to your king you peasants Jill help wow I cannot believe your absolute [ __ ] luck Trump that's right boys you better never question me again well at least you have never pulled a zard or the most expensive card don't worry I'm coming for those titles soon let's wrap this up [ __ ] all right Biden well what do you have to say about that you crusty bag of bones my God Trump your ass got so lucky today I almost died yeah Trump I cannot believe how many good hits you got you're such a chud that's right Dill weeds and don't you forget who your God is I pulled my wifeu and even left with another alt art that's two now [ __ ] you suck Trump well even though you won today I bet I beat your ass with the new Pokemon cards you gave me I have never seen them before what set is Yu-Gi-Oh uh Biden that'ss shut up Obama Biden that's the new pre-release set before 151 oh cool I cannot wait uh if you guys enjoyed the episode today make sure to like And subscribe because I said so and check out the new Pokemon president's Discord we started in the description below yeah guys our community is growing strong and we cannot thank you enough see you guys in the next one the following events took place the night Michelle went missing Hey Joe are you in there I thought I heard something fall over Joe all right I am coming in there wow it sure is dark in here but I don't see Joe sometimes he sneaks in after eating 8 tons of ice cream so I thought it was him H but how did the window break I know sometimes the honey badgers want Joe's ice cream so maybe it was them oh well I better grab my reading glasses while I'm in here I remember Joe left anyways to help Barack after Michelle let him have it over Pokemon cards I bet he had it coming since they never let us stream card openings now where are my glasses again Joe is that you what's wrong with you get away from me the next day after Trump's stream good evening guys hey man how are you doing tonight Biden I'm doing good Fellas thanks for asking I am so excited to open this new set Trump gave me Biden you know he was yeah it's going to be great what did you say Obama I couldn't hear you over Trump's excitement Obama is just as excited for this as I am isn't that right Obama uh yeah I cannot wait to see what pulls you get okay awesome guys let's hop into this new Pokémon set dumbass what was that Trump oh nothing I said good luck off to a great start already oh gee thanks man hey guys you haven't heard from Melania recently have you oh yes I am so pretty Joe no I haven't man why ah whatever never mind let's begin all right Donald thanks again for giving me this new Pokemon set early man no problem Joe I thought you would like it as it is potentially full of underaged women oh my God you know me so well I've never even heard of this what is magnificent mavens uh it's the newest set that features mostly women just like that cute Japanese Pokémon set that the Poke Yun collection that's mainly cute Pokemon wow Trump you're really good at bsing this what do you mean Obama Donald did this out of the kindness of his heart yeah right after you gave him his third indictment oh my God those are incredible sure man yeah I'm not pissed at that at all cbra Obama it's just all fun and games no you son of a [ __ ] this means Milani is not going to let me go buy cards for a week now because of your dumbass sorry man you know the game just like this game where I pull an ALT art Charizard why is there only four packs okay Biden it's actually not shut up Obama it's a special set Biden hurry and open it up I want to see what you get jeez all right man don't get your panties in a wad screw you oh I cannot wait to see what cards I get well Biden they will be different that's for sure oh look Pokémon changed the backs too is this to be more Unison with the Japanese card yeah man what the hell am I looking at why does this have more text than my teleprompter that doesn't matter just go through the cards Grandpa well I got to say Trump is pulling this off longer than I expected pull what off Trump you're being a pen what did you do all right fine since everyone is [ __ ] these are Yu-Gi-Oh cards dumbass not Pokemon oh like that game with Kaiba and those sexy ladies Maya yes Joe but my God couldn't you have said anything else no what else is there to say I mean he is not wrong Obama but you aren't those girls a little over your age requirements they are both 24 and 16 respectively dude gross I didn't know that can you guys just shut up and let's talk about the cards this is the first time we are opening this on the channel and of course the first thing you guys talk about is the sexy anime women yeah what else would we talk about I agree with that oh my God see Obama what did I tell you all right I hate you guys but I'll give it to you that she is one beautiful lady good man be Yu-Gi-Oh is a card game that gets it more than Pokemon that more than half of the user Bas is degenerates who s over these wuss there is no way that is true sure it is Obama how have you not seen the fan art of Dark Magician Girl what Joe really means is how have you not seen the rule 34 version because I'm not gross and look up every NSFW version of every cartoon character I see oh look scap goats hey Donald look look at you [ __ ] you and who does that anyways you realize you guys could be way more productive if you didn't spend all your time on 4chan yeah Obama but I guarantee you the viewers agree with us more don't you guys if that's true you all need Church don't listen to him guys you're all awesome and we know it h anyways guys I heard this was a really great set to open as it has a bunch of cards we would remember as well as a bunch of waifu cards yeah and even I did a little research that it has pharoh rare cards that are worth a bunch of money well that's way cooler than I thought I hope I pull one of them today yeah I didn't look much into this as it was the first thing I saw on the Shelf if you pull something good I'm going to be pissed oh my gosh look at this cutie I bet she smells like lavender ice cream yeah I have no idea if she's good or not but man this set has some great women so far I'm quite surprised I haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh cards in years and they're looking better than ever except what the hell is that thing it literally looks like a living thesaurus yeah this thing has more text than a modern day board game manual I am pretty lost myself I mean it looks good but I cannot tell let's just move on past this one oh my God it's a kitty shark nice Biden you better hang on to that one oh I definitely will and I will name him marshmallow weird name choice but I respect it well since the cat is out of the bag and I'm not talking about marshmallow if there was anything in this set you want Biden what would it be another marshmallow damn it Joe have one of your security guards show you the set my God fine everyone is so heated today that's because you're a [ __ ] I hate you oh skild drain I remember that card yeah I bet you do Obama as I used it on you all the time do you remember fiber jar as well oh God please know you were such an ass with that card always resetting the game oh my gosh another lovely lady I wish she would hold me like that I dream of being in Tomo Chan's arms very respectable Biden you're a bigger weeb than ever but I think we all would like to be held by our favorite muscular wuss just look at Obama yeah Obama how did you get such a strong Manish women to hold you God I hate you guys it's all right Obama if we ever pull out our decks again we can battle and I will smoke your ass like I did when we were 12 we never hung out when we were 12 we aren't even close in age shut up just roll with it fine well I guess that was it for the first box Biden not much in these but they are pretty cool I really like them I don't know if we got anything good yet but I have a good feeling about this one I'm pretty sure that feeling is your six blizzards you ate before the previous stream oh that could be it I slept really well but I did have some crazy nightmares that night but oh my gosh look at this sleepy honey dang I really like these sleeves these come with I wonder how many there are I don't know man but I need them all what kind of dreams did you have by the way Biden usually it's about ice cream kittens and beating Donald in the election [ __ ] you but lately my dreams have been overwhelmed with darkness and this red light that tells me to get revenge on the fat man and their women that's creepy as hell Joe hm didn't that tape Biden brought back from the bathroom at trade night say the fat man on it yeah I have it here next to me and it definitely says that well we should probably watch that after this stream to see what's on it yeah let's do that but first let's see what this idiot pulls I bet it's nothing screw you Donald you will be so mad when I pulled the Dark Magician Girl Ferro rare yeah we looked it up and it's worth a crap ton yeah whatever I'm looking looking this up pully balls you better not pull that or I am never giving you cards again I haven't pulled a bunch of cards lately so I hope I destroy you you Noob you're the one who is the noob remember we just played Halo 1 and I no scoped you like a [ __ ] why is the card upside down because it was like your lifeless corpse after going 3 and 50 shut the hell up Trump you cheated I saw you install mods on an Xbox Duke controller I literally just plugged it in stop lying no wonder everybody hates you everybody loves me that's why my rally have been pimp and yours look like the Thriller music video ah you're such a [ __ ] ha Get Wrecked Noob wow that was pretty entertaining banter Obama help Trump is being a dick I agree Trump is a dick but he is right you just suck at Halo screw you guys I will just go play Animal Crossing by myself next time yeah and I'll come bomb your Island just like Obama did with Yemen you're such an ass Trump who packed these cards why are they all upside down I don't know if Yu-Gi-Oh has quality control issues so this could be normal hey guys watching let us know what to expect from opening this stuff and if we we open more in the future do you think we would run into this again yeah we have no idea how this video will do but we would love to do more anyways even if Joe sucks at getting pulls screw you like you could do any better of course I could you saw me get the best astral Radiance box ever last episode I bet I could do it again with Yu-Gi-Oh I doubt that Trump that was a once in like 50 booster box opening I bet your pulls turn back to trash next time and Joe and I hit it big again yeah just like Joe is doing here shut up well we actually don't really know if Joe has gotten anything good yet the editor will once he goes through this yeah but I bet he already knows Joe sucks I bet I get something fire this pack Donald I'm sure I will shut you up here soon doubt it come on man please get something good so this ape shuts up I'm trying Obama it doesn't help all these cards are upside down good luck scrub all right I am just going to flip this over please be good and boom take that fatty holy crap that better not be good I have no idea somebody look this up hey security guy is this good dang it he says it's just the normal version and it's not the secret rare or the Pharaoh rare oh oh thank God dang I was really hoping you got a mega hit yeah I knew Biden couldn't pull fire shut up Trump you just screamed like a little girl uh that was because I just bench pressed 450 Like A Boss shut up Trump you thought because it was blackluster soldier that Joe just made a fortune you guys and your paid media don't know that anyways Trump that's the fear I can bring with cards the only one that's afraid of you Joe is the podium it thinks your ass is a zombie every time you touch it okay this is getting old can the Chinese kids who pack these get it right and I am not dead yet you [ __ ] at least that's what my SmartWatch says I'm surprised you don't pay them better since you love making deals with them shut up that was Hunter I mean that never happened screw you Donald all right you two need to chill out this is supposed to be a friendly stream Trump you're a dick and Biden get over it all right fine all right Obama Donald I am sorry I hate you but I took it too far it's all good man so did I let's just enjoy your last pack much better anyways I do wish these were packed right in all fairness nice another skill drain not a bad start I just wish I knew the prices while we were going going through this like I do Pokémon oh yeah it's the beautiful snow lady again nice man I'm surprised you and Trump haven't said much to make this lady filthy we don't have to lud every women Obama my God yeah she looks older than 14 so she is a no-o for me anyways and we are back huzzah that's right all right guys I am feeling like we didn't get anything in this box it was worth a shot so thank you for giving it to me Trump yeah anytime man what's the last card going to be oh boy it's the cute goats again nice try boys but maybe we will have better luck on another Yu-Gi-Oh set next time I hope so let's wrap this up all right guys that was really fun yeah I agree man I am stoked you didn't get anything good as I would have wanted to be un alive if you did yeah and I just enjoyed opening some Yu-Gi-Oh today that was great and I hope this video does well so we can do it again if you guys like this video today make sure to like And subscribe so we know that you would like another also if you have set suggestions let us know what to get yeah guys hey Trump you haven't heard from Melania recently since Michelle disappeared have you Michelle is still not home and I am worried no nothing yet man come to think of it Milani hasn't come home either since she tried to kill me yeah and Jill is missing too when I got into bed the other night she wasn't there as well that's really weird all three ladies are missing I'm getting freaked out yeah me too hey Trump I think it's time we watch that tape to see if there are any clues as to what is going on yeah I agree we will watch it next stream and hopefully we can get some insight as to where the ladies could be and what's up with Biden as well I don't like this Fell's shut up Biden this is probably your fault somehow no it isn't join us in the next video as we watch the mysterious see you guys next time do you remember last time when I said I was going to Rob Bush yeah why well I went and did it I robbed Bush's ass after he wouldn't sell me the new Pokemon set Pia evolved early last time but I ended up catching something I can't explain on camera while I was there fast forward to trade night Biden found this weird tape in the bathroom but ever since then he has been totally different it's up to Obama you the viewer and myself to figure out what has happened to Biden and the women it's time to see what the tape holds good evening boys what's going on man how are you doing tonight Trump well I've been better Melania hasn't shown up yet and it's been days since we have heard from Michelle or Jill yeah the weirdest events have been happening ever since trade night not only are the ladies missing but Joe you have not been yourself what do you mean Obama I feel fine yeah right Joe the demon powers the mysterious disappearing women event and you just being plain creepier than normal has me highly suspicious that bush and Bill have got something to do with this I think I am just a beast and I'm cooler than ever but I do vaguely remember hearing Bush and Bill laughing in the bathroom before everything went black I also thought that was their car behind the shop as well but we never looked into it this is all too coincidental that after I stole a few minor things from Bush Everything got weird Joe found this tape for a reason so I think it's time we gave it a watch I hope it has some answers to where the ladies are as well you missing being manhandled Obama shut up Joe this is probably your fault I agree with you Obama Joe you [ __ ] I didn't do anything yeah whatever just shut up and let's watch [ __ ] all right it's time we discuss our plans sounds good to me man I cannot wait to tell you what is to come hey wait a second do you hear that yeah it sounded like a window breaking are you sure this place is secure it definitely is and we are safe back here it's probably Trump's dumbass breaking in again to steal more cards what do you mean again if you know he is breaking in why don't you stop it because this time I'm going to record his ass stealing from me and I'll use it to blackmail him all right I get that but what are you going to blackmail him for after all these years I've always helped Trump get product for him and his friends and he has never even once thanked me by letting me peep on him and his wife in the bedroom or when he was president he never let me use all of the Ring bring Central cameras to look into ladies bathrooms I'm going to be honest I don't blame him that's gross man and even worse I finally got Obama to make a deal with me to teach me how to fly drones so I could catch a view but even that got ruined I stopped selling him product to find a new way in but then he started stealing from me well you do you man I don't want any part of that I need you to focus I'm here to discuss our plans that are much greater than Trump's dumbass or your weird peeping Obsession what could be better than that just go catch Trump get your blackmail so we can talk about the plan just use the book and summon the car demon if you have to Trump's ass is not part of this if anything he would get in our way all right I'll be right back oh I've got you now you son of a [ __ ] I didn't think I would need this but thank God I brought a lantern now where the hell did Bush keep his cards again was it over this way yes that's right come to Papa oh I'm going to get him I'm going to take a shortcut all right I can hear his dumbass right on the other side of this door all right I'm going to use the the book hey who was in there oh [ __ ] oh God I got to get out of here I've got you now you soggy carrot oh damn it I almost had him well I think I got the blackmail I needed so I'll return to Bill dear God how long does it take Bush to catch up to Trump the dude is like 500 lb hey sorry about the weight man what happened did you manage to catch him not completely uh somehow that oversized Snorlax managed to jump out the window how did pull that off I didn't think Trump could move like that I have no idea that's beyond me but it doesn't matter I caught it all on tape okay good now maybe we can focus and get down to business great I'll just turn off this camera how do you do that again I don't know man it's your camera just click the record button again okay I clicked it the red light means off right yeah I think so cool all right so we have a plan that needs to happen so we can begin our Global Card scheme all right and what's that step one is complete and I've taken a job at the local card printing facility okay then what next we need someone who can easily be controlled so they will do our bidding and keep anyone from getting in our way what are we thinking use Biden exactly as Trump is too stubborn and arrogant to be controlled Obama has his wits and logic but Biden is perfect his brain is already applesauce so controlling him should be cake I like it the boys will probably just think he is on some new anime anyways and not pay any attention to him how should we get him I know they trade cards at the local card store from time to time as Trump can't stand it when other people get better pulls than him I know from personal experiences we used to collect together but Trump would always say I cheated and he got better hits than me that's definitely Trump God that guy is an ass yeah well once our plan is carried out he will never be able to say that again regardless we will use the power of the book and the card demon to possess Joe so he will do our bidding perfect I have always wanted to control Joe just like our government is currently doing yeah no kidding but anyways there's only a few people that could put a stop to this and it is their wives they are the only ones strong enough to actually do something about this and they could easily beat us up yeah that Michelle especially God she is sexy I think you mean manly but whatever so what do we do about them then we're going to have possessed Biden capture them and we will keep them here as bait to lure the boys in I mean I like this and that means I can spy on them all in one place but why do we want the boys here so we can battle them and show them who the true Pokemon Masters really are then throw them all in the lava as we complete our plan no one will stand in our way after that perfect so what is the rest of the plan after that we can talk more later but for now we need to head out and get things rolling let's head on out in a few days and catch them at their trade night sounds good I will also leave this tape with Biden so Trump can know I have his ass on camera and will make my demands when ready good I will let the big man know everything is moving forward smoothly when do I get to meet the big man later let's head out okay fine well this is a bunch of [ __ ] Biden I knew this was your fault what the the hell I didn't even know I was possessed how is this my fault because you have the mind of a child you were an easy target you're such an [ __ ] [ __ ] you calm down Trump it's not his fault he has the attention span of a Magikarp well I am still pissed if you are going to be pissed at anyone it should be Bush and Bill those guys have some crazy plan going on and they captured our wives we need to make a plan and go to Bush's place to save our ladies and stop whatever else they have going on fine I agree with you there but I cannot believe that ass Bush kept his camera rolling as I would have been kind of threatened with what the tape was intended to be yeah even I wouldn't have made that mistake I don't think anyone's going to believe you there Biden yeah you would have just fell asleep mid conversation anyways you guys can both eat my ass Shut Up Biden well I am going to call Bush and tell him he [ __ ] up and we are going to head over to his place soon to kick his ass one second get him uh hello hey dumbass it's me oh [ __ ] it looks like he sent you the voicemail doesn't matter hey [ __ ] I got your stupid tape and you forgot to hit stop recording so you left your entire plan on the tape we know you have our wives and possessed Biden we're going to come and kick your asses soon so you better be ready also you will never be able to peep on our wives you perve see you soon all right guys are you ready to head out yeah let's go save Jill wait hold on guys this is the release week for the brand new Pokémon set obsidian flame I am definitely not missing release day also we have some other videos to do first so the ladies can wait oh my God are you kidding me man yeah what the hell Trump don't be such [ __ ] the ladies will be fine another few days Bush won't let anything happen to them before he can get a peak session in and I know the ladies won't let that happen so we have a while you are so selfish Trump but I also do not want to miss release weeks so I guess a few more days wouldn't hurt that a boy Brama you guys are insane let's go Biden you won't remember anything in like 3 seconds and since we know you're possessed we don't have to worry anymore you're fine wait what were we talking about there it is I hope you guys enjoy enjoyed this episode today if you did like And subscribe for more lore and fun on the way yeah guys we wouldn't be here without you I hope you all have a happy release week and we will see you in a few days have a good night guys bye welcome back gentlemen how's it going Brama hey man well fellas I am not going to lie I was pretty upset about not going to save Michelle and your wives at first but I've been able to get so much done since they have been gone that I've actually been great yeah I agree man this also gives us some much needed bro time that we have not had in ages wait who is missing uh oh my God Jo haven't you noticed Jill has not been around for a few days no I was really tired after our last video so I took a little nap isn't it still Tuesday evening Joe it's Friday what the hell Joe you idiot has your dumbass really been in a coma for 3 days it's literally your fault our wives are gone and of course you did nothing but slept for 3 days since then yeah Jesus Joe you're worse than an obese cat dang guys I just woke up how [ __ ] stupid are you shut up fatty Joe you seriously don't remember Bush and Bill possessing you after watching the tape last episode oh now I remember hey that wasn't my fault yeah it is your fault it's all right it's not completely Biden's fault but anyways instead of arguing we should be celebrating it's obsidian Flame release day yeah that's great and all but did you forget we don't have anything for today I haven't picked up from bush in weeks since he became a mega [ __ ] so I didn't pick any up early well then you are in for a surprise guess who came through like a boss wait really no way oh yes let's begin wow Obama oh my gosh Obama it's a miracle your place is fixed thanks guys I know it's incredible my room hasn't been this clean in months you were not kidding when you said you got a lot done since Michelle has been gone yeah man even I am impressed it's crazy when I don't have the stress of being beat up every 10 seconds by Michelle that I cleaned the whole place and made a new connection for product that's awesome man who is it I know you guys aren't the biggest fan of him but it's Ben Shapiro oh God it's Ben when did he become a distributor I think he is just a reseller not a distributor thank God hopefully he doesn't work with bush or Bill then yeah exactly either way I got product a little bit early and we finally get to see this amazing set in person good luck Obama I hope you pulled a special illustration rare Charizard Trump would hate that thanks man I've had pretty bad luck for a while so I hope I come through and take back the top spot yeah good luck indeed there is no way your ass catches up to me I don't know about that man we got some first pack luck oh my gosh marshmallow grew up not a bad first pack I'll give you that thanks man and sorry Joe it's not marshmallow oh no it isn't my little cutie will have to wait a little longer don't make this weird as hell already Joe God forbid Obama pulls the poppy while you're around oh man thinking about her is making me stiffen up already Joe my God don't you dare say that I have the police on speed dial just for you yeah man my God that's the one trainer you cannot lud this time around I was just kidding yeah I doubt that me too anyways boys what do you want to see from this set well clearly any of the Charizards would be sick I agree but I also really want to see G she is actually sexy you know what Trump I actually agree with you there for once she is one trainer I would love to pull wait really yeah definitely sorry you just caught me off guard there you usually never never agree with Joe or i on the trainers well that's because you and Biden usually make very sick fantasies about any of the women in the Pokemon Universe but Gita is actually a very professional and beautiful woman just like Michelle oh my God man you're such a s yeah Obama that's pretty lame loving your wife is not lame no but when you compare G to manell it is shut up and you wouldn't say the same thing if I said Lucine didn't remind you of milania no because one is better than the other yeah you would say Melania right what the hell is wrong with you no way Lucine is in a class of her own I love Melania but I cannot compare an anime waifu to a real women what why not you would never get it Obama for once Joe is right you guys suck that's right baby give me all the zards today oh my God Obama that's one down yeah whatever it's the weakest one so I am not that impressed oh but take a good look fat man this is just the start of this magical box yeah get that crap out of here and show me a real pull [ __ ] Obama please shut this ass up we just began and he is already in full dick mode that's right Noob don't worry Biden I have a good feeling about this box and if rcus Graces me today Trump will be crying in no time yeah in your dreams you do know I am picking up a case this weekend right that means we will have a real pack Battle of the Gods and I'll blow your ass away this time that's kind of you to share again Trump but you're still a [ __ ] yeah thanks man that's super cool of you but I agree with Biden we will smoke you for sure that is if you aren't balling your eyes out like a [ __ ] after this box of course the only one who will be crying is you two losers yeah right Trump we dominated you last time that's fake news so on the topic of our women how long are we going to leave the ladies locked up for I don't know man don't worry about it they will be fine plus we are starting a playthrough of Pokemon Black next week and I don't want to be disturbed my God man that's a long time for them to wait yeah but it's only like two or three videos worth of time so no one will notice you guys are insane and I miss Jill also the demon in me says your ass is selfish as hell wait when did you start talking to the demon I don't know like last Tuesday maybe Joe what the hell have you been talking to the demon this whole time um not the whole time but I talked to him enough to know he has a brother named Steve God damn it Joe of course your ass would be dumb enough to talk with the demon his name is Larry and he's cool Joe stop talking to Larry you know possession works by breaking your mind down more and more until you become so corrupt you unive yourself and other people then the demon fully takes over that's not true Larry says he would never do that okay maybe we move up getting the ladies and fighting Bush and Bill sooner than I thought Biden is turning into soup yeah demon soup I'm going to pee in it stay away from wait what the hell is this low effort card wow that's pretty basic and feels kind of lazy not going to lie what do you guys mean I really like it oh I mean it's not bad but I can't say I feel like I just pulled something crazy yeah better luck next time guys watching what do you think about this card and are you a fan yeah let us know in the comments below if you agree with me and like it or agree with Trump and Obama instead I'm pretty sure we know the answer Joe you better just go and grab marshmallow fine she will agree with me oh it's the Ninetales oh my gosh that's such a beauty yeah Obama that's one of my favorite art rares in the set what's this oh my God yes arus was listening you got your lady Obama what do you think about that double hitter pack Trump I'm happy for you Obama but it's not the special version so I am not worried but that was a hell of a Pac-Man yeah I really want to see the alt-art version so I hope it can still happen I believe Obama you are going to pull ahead of trump this stream yeah right Biden Bama has pulled heat so far so how many hits can really be left I am about halfway through the box and we have only seen a special illustration rare ex and a full art trainer so there has to be more I'm not going to lie I'm pretty jealous that you got another set early before I did I'm going to have to talk to Shapiro if I want product now I guess he is not that bad but every now and again he creeps me out so I understand you at least I guess I could always Rob Bush again when we get to his place later I mean we'll be there to save the ladies so he probably won't notice if I sneak into his office and Jack his stuff I don't think that's a good idea man I think he is already on high alert and anyone can see your orange ass coming from a mile away that's why Bush caught you on camera so easily yeah Trump you're basically a beacon from Minecraft you guys both don't know anything about Stealth I let him capture me on camera because I knew he would mess up the footage Bush can't even use his cell phone let alone handle his camera properly is that why he still has your ass on camera stealing shut the hell up Biden why didn't your new friend Larry stop me then he says he was also surprised you could move that fast and jumped out the window since you look like a lechon [ __ ] you Biden and [ __ ] you too Larry H well I kind of like Larry humor at least screw you and nothing in this pack either come on man I need a good hit soon yeah you ain't got much left Obama I bet you get another art rear at best oh don't you worry there is definitely going to be more in here oh yeah a Pidgey yes Biden I actually really like this card you guys are both generic bird lovers while Pidgey was the original I definitely prefer Fletchling for my basic bird stop pretending to be a Zoomer Trump you grew up with Pidgey so you have to represent yeah Trump you used to seek out getting a level one Pidgey when we used to play Red version together that is true and I have to give some credit to Pidgey as it evolves to one of my favorite Birds ever Pidgeot speaking of first gen Pokemon now that this set has finally released we have the 151 set right around the corner finally yeah I cannot wait to get that in English because I refuse to buy any more boxes at the price tag of 151 bucks you might as well just take my wallet for me at that price yeah the Japanese Market has been Untouchable for me I mean I could always take more Ukraine money but hunter has drawn too much attention to it lately so I haven't spent much oh it's a cleff able celebrating garbage at this point are we see I told you Obama there was not much left in your box I can't wait to get to your next opening Trump when you get nothing I'm going to roast you so hard there is no way that is happening buddy stop being so toxic Trump my God dang nothing again oh wait he I hit we got a full art [ __ ] well that was surprising I mean it is a shitty full art but it does go with G I guess all right we are finally moving closer to the end of this box I am starting to think there is no Charizard in here how about this Obama if you pull one of the good zards I will buy everyone blizzards again like I did a few months ago but if you do not pull one you have to get all 8,000 plus subscribers a blizzard I don't know man I had to file for bankruptcy last time at 1,000 subscribers what happens when you have to file for bankruptcy again it doesn't stack so you don't have to worry I'm pretty sure you just turn into pudding is that why you look like a deflated Flapjack [ __ ] you my bankruptcies were strategic as I learned from each failure to Grow Rich you just got lost in the sauce with yours well at least this helps me for beating your ass in pulls you got a gold card which is sick but still no zard yeah but I bet it's better than anything you will get doubt it [ __ ] just wait till I get my case to open I just watched a God in our Discord pull all the zards in a case I know I am next and I'll get them all in a god box as well the only thing you're going to get in a box is a dick okay it's all good Biden Trump is just jealous he has nothing to open right now I hate you stop getting hits that's right Trump zard or not this box is fire yay Obama that Tyranitar is amazing God this is such ass well you didn't pull a zard yet so you better get ready to go broke I didn't accept your bet yet Trump and at this rate I would rather take that gamble on the pack battle video I think this box is toast fine you can weasle out of this one Obama but seriously guys come check out our amazing Discord we are over 200 people now and we have places to trade chat and stream your openings yeah the link is in the description wow you guys put the plugin before the video was over that's marketing for you and it looks like there's nothing left in this box let's move on to the last pack hurry up and get nothing we all know there isn't anything left you never know until the last pack is opened we could easily get the zard I hope you pull it Obama that would be epic I am praying for it Biden oh please let's see it 3 2 1 and you got nothing all right well that was it so let's head on over to wrap this up well that was a great opening Obama even though that you didn't get a good zard that box was great thanks man this was a fun stream and and it just being the boys again for once was super fun yeah Trump Obama myself and Larry all had a great time H Biden we are watching you you getting closer to Larry is not good yeah we will see what happens over the next few streams anyways I hope you guys enjoyed this episode and if you did make sure to like And subscribe yeah guys also I hope you get the best pulls today as you enjoy the obsidian flame official release and congrats to Jay Lucy and our Discord for basically completing the set in one case get ready for Pokémon Black next and more fun to come see you in the next one bye guys good evening boys what's going on man hey Trump how's it going I'm doing fantastic today man really why is today so good did you just pass a bowel movement after doing another Buffalo Wild Wings challenge not this time while I love getting drinks and going ham with the boys on a hot wings challenge today is even better we have been getting a lot of comments from the viewers to play a Pokemon video game so the community overwhelmingly decided we should play Pokémon Black and we are here to deliver that's so awesome man oh my gosh I'm so excited yeah guys it's going to be so fun to tell you the truth I never even played this game before I haven't either man Biden have you yeah I think so isn't this the one where Pikachu follows you around it looks way more colorful than I remember though what the hell are you talking about Biden you know it's that one on Game Boy Color Trump he thinks it's Pokemon yellow oh my God Biden you idiot this is a Gen 5 Pokémon game you even had a DS yeah Biden don't you remember we played Platinum together at one point oh it's the Game Boy with two screens now I remember well since I missed the lore at the beginning can you guys shut up for this part it looks so hype how about you shut up fatty what did you say Trump calm down yeah shut up [ __ ] b I'm going to ring your scraw neck out you guys chill out well thanks for ruining that sick intro I have never seen before God I hate you I blame you for being a dick can you guys both be civil while we play this this is new for me and I don't want any bad memories with you idiots fine all right Obama I'll try for you I'm starting it up oh yay it's Professor Juniper how the hell did you know that you literally thought this was Pokémon Yellow like 5 seconds ago yeah Biden I only know about Juniper because of a few Pokemon cards I have this is the first time I am seeing her in a game oh Larry just told me it was Juniper so I got excited Biden why are you still talking to your demon Larry yeah man remember what we said last time about befriending a demon he is only out to take over your body in the end Larry says he isn't going to do that yes sure he isn't for Obama we better watch this guy while we play this game who knows what weird things Larry can do yeah I agree man Biden you better not mess this up for us I really want to get through this game while I still have some time away from Michelle you guys suck oh it's time to pick a gender what are you going to pick Trump a boy I assume absolutely not who wants to look at a dude while you play a game I'm picking the hot girl good man Trump God you guys are gross it's literally pixels on a screen you wouldn't get it Obama since you're married to a dude anyways no wonder you only like to look at men ah you're such an ass anyways boys what are we going to name this little cutie don't make this creepy already Biden says the guy who picked a girl around Joe's favorite age shut it what do you guys think about Hilda her actual name kind of basic I think we can do better than that well what are you thinking then because every other channel just chooses George or pre so I would rather do something different hold on guys I think I have to cough Biden what the hell was that wait why can't I control my mouse it's moving on its own Trump why are you naming her Larry oh my God what the hell no I don't want to be [ __ ] Larry you better not lock that in oh my God no hey guys sorry about that what did I miss oh my God I hate you so so [ __ ] much Biden yeah Biden thanks to you we are stuck with our lady being named Larry oh that's great I love that name well that's just great Larry better not interfere more than that all right well who is this guy again Sharon I remember I always get sad when I pull his card but now I know where he is from hey and now we have Bianca too she is one thick Mama all right now that we know where these people are from I am skipping this intro let's get into the game oh wow this looks great yeah I am actually really surprised this looks fantastic for being on the DS I still cannot believe I missed this game there's just something so special about the pixel style that just makes it so beautiful hey guys look it's Larry I still hate you so much for that yeah Biden every time I see that now I am going to be reminded how much I hate you and Larry I didn't do anything what the hell are these people doing in my house what is this a third world country it's called having friends Trump yeah try getting some just because people randomly show up at your house does not mean it's a third world country if someone shows up at my house unwanted they get greeted with my friend Mr boom stick to the face remind me to never show up to your house again without telling you first my god oh look a gift is it for me no it's not for you Biden it's for me and I think it's how we get our starter Pokemon don't be an ass Trump we are sharing this game remember yeah Trump we can all pick together so we can build our team effectively throughout the game ouch good point Biden let's see see what our choices are oh look I not blah blah blah thanks for the Box Juniper I just want to see my options impatient as ever Trump I hope it's cake in the Box yeah we need to get this thing going as we have already wasted enough time all right guys what are you thinking for our starter Tepig no I was thinking more sniv he looks like he prefers the Finer Things in life my vote is for the otter he reminds me of marshmallow and I love him Biden we shouldn't pick our starter based off of a Yu-Gi-Oh card you named marshmallow what if we started with a fire type you only like the pig because it reminds you of your fat ass [ __ ] you Biden could be on to something with the water type anyway so let's try that all right fine but I am choosing this because it was my idea oh so we just got our Pokemon and this bimbo wants to battle it looks like it bring it on [ __ ] Trump are you really going to fight your friends in your house yeah it's like when you guys come over and I beat your asses with my old Soccer Boppers so what's the difference you always make Joe cry on those nights you're such a dick Trump I hope you lose you really think I would lose to this ho bag Fat Chance let's see what you got all right Trump she is using teig so you got this in the bag they make these first fights so easy oh my God yes I knew picking the girl was the winning move good call Trump this is my new favorite game well my only option here really is to tackle so prepare to be un alive Pig nice man two tackles should do it right yeah definitely pretty much in every first Pokemon fight ever you take them down in two shots as long as you don't use sand attack or something dumb Trump Bianca's getting sad don't make the lady cry too bad I'm turning Tepig into bacon and eating I am hungry anyways oh look it's using tail whip your defense is going to be lower now oh wow I am so scared this chick has got nothing against a true Pokémon master like me Trump you didn't beat it yet what are you going to do I'm going to wait for it to shake its ass one more time then I'm going to pound it so hard that Bianca will be begging me to stop don't be so mean Trump no wonder you were the first president in 100 years that doesn't have a dog doesn't matter look at that we got sweet exp and we beat our first rival good job man we are off to a great start well now what what is next besides Bianca is an [ __ ] who trashed my place now it really does look like Yemen shut up Trump do you really have to bring that up every time of course I mean he is not wrong Obama the place looks like your house after we get better pulls than you opening Pokemon cards now it's you guys who are both [ __ ] oh look this loser thinks he can also step to the Big D Trump you are going to be sadly mistaken little man Trump I am starting to think you get joy out of beating up kids well it's certainly better than sniffing them and having them sit on your lap while they rub your leg hairs that is actually true Biden sometimes I forget how gross you are what do you mean guys that always used to be cool no it did not Biden all right boys I got to focus while I calm my cheese so I can beat down a child's pet my God man you could have said that any other way yeah but I didn't take this tackle you Noob get him oh wait he is going first that may not be good I hope he beats your ass Trump then I'll get to play when you get a game over yeah right man you usually cannot lose these things at least I hope oh thank God he didn't attack me what are you getting scared man I can almost hear the sizzling fat dripping off your head I'm not scared at all I'm just going to tackle this thing for a few more turns then it should go down and there we go that was actually quite a bit harder than I had imagined did they actually increase the difficulty of a Pokemon game I don't know man but we will have to see hey guys watching let us know is this game actually harder than some of the newer Pokemon games if it is that is awesome well now that our place is incredibly destroyed let's head downstairs and talk to our mom all right this is good the children are getting blasted for destroying our home you would have thought the mother would have heard all the noise and came upstairs to see an otter fighting a pig yeah I also would be beating my kids if they were having animals fight in our house but it looks like we are finally off to Professor Juniper's lab I think we can get the Pokedex now oh wait mom has a gift maybe it's candy uh it looks like we got a smart watch oh good now I can track my steps as I'll be traveling all over the world I'll be leaning no time that's not how it works fatty you got to walk in real life shut up Biden you can't even walk without falling over so I don't want to hear it all right Trump now that we are outside you better go find the lab do you think Bianca will take us there N I think it's up here man finally we made it all right she better just give us our Pokedex so we can be on our way I just want to train and fight as many things as I can oh it looks like we need a nickname for aawat do we have to do this first all right what should we call it Trump maybe no I got this guy's name at marshmallow Biden Larry already ruined our main character's choice we should name it something else Trump we might have as well name him marshmallow since he does look like Joe's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card all right fine I don't really care but I better get next pick of our Pokemon names and some team picks here real soon oh yay marshmallow is finally real and we finally got the Pokedex perfect let's get out of here oh cool and it looks like Mom is giving us the town map we are going to be all set to rage another day all right guys I hope you enjoyed this one today this was a great time playing Pokemon black for the first time and I cannot wait to hit it again soon yeah guys guys we will get pretty far next episode and go through the first gym I cannot wait and if you guys enjoyed the video today make sure to like And subscribe and Pokémon black part two will be on its way soon for once I agree with you Biden I cannot wait to see how this turns out and we will see you guys again soon with another Pokemon card opening video hey boys thank you for answering my calls so quick but I just discovered something really cool that was too important not to share you blew up my phone like 500 times so this better be good yeah man I was still Napp so you woke up both me and Larry sorry boys well I also hope this was worth my time but hey guys I know we said this was going to be the pdia evolved build and battle case but I came across a few videos from cool trainer Ryan and pokerev that said this collector's chest had silver Tempest packs in them that have ultra rare hits are better so I wanted to open a few to see if it is true or not wow Trump you really pulled a fast one on the viewers huh yeah man what the hell were you thinking shut up I opened one myself in the car earlier today and pulled this alt art regid dve so even if I am wrong I still got this beauty and if I am right you guys are going to look stupid for doubting me you don't need a good poll to make you look stupid [ __ ] you all right Trump will you better get those hits otherwise I can see why you went bankrupt so many times yeah man what do you do just go out and buy something a streamer said was guaranteed yeah exactly well whatever I hope you get some good hits then thanks man if anything the viewer is going to win in the end here as I just moved the pdia case video to tomorrow instead wow that's actually really awesome of you Trump hell yeah it is let's begin all right so here is the Box in question it looks like any other overpriced collector's chest that's because it is but besides that it's only two packs inside that I care about and here is the regid Drago I pulled earlier so I have a good feeling about these other two that I picked up that's a beautiful card man thanks Brama it's definitely one of my favorites in silver Tempest now let's open this thing up and take a shot at it it has been a long time since I've seen one of these things opened I mean why would you buy these otherwise the pack value literally comes to to about 683 a pack when I could have even purchased a single pack for about $5 that makes sense to me if you're in it for the pack value but don't these things come with some other stuff at least yeah they do check out these promo cards they come with in a generic oversized coin also underneath the packs we have a mini portfolio and a bunch of fun stickers oh boy I do love stickers can I have them Trump please sure Biden I will bring them over to your house next time we hang out and play Pokemon Black together oh yay all right so we have two packs of pdia evolved two packs of scarlet and base set and of course the two packs in question of silver Tempest God I really hope I didn't get scammed I'm going to laugh my ass off if you just wasted like 80 bucks buying these other two boxes you better hope you got the right ones otherwise you just got super lucky on the first 10 yeah and no wonder we haven't purchased any older sets yet because you blow all the editor money on garbage like this shut up let's give it a shot it is possible I take a big L here but I had to risk it anyways but look at that we are off to a great start nice Trump maybe these boxes are actually fire if these end end up being good then I will go buy like 10 more of them tomorrow that would be so cool even I would go buy a few of them Trump what else would you like to see from these boxes well they do have Pala evolved in them so I'm still looking for the iono special illustration rare and I of course would love to see Lugia from Silver Tempest oh you meant Luigi from Mario no dumbass I meant Lugia the editor couldn't get it right the first time yeah blame the editor that's original screw you both oh wait never mind it's just a stupid to Denny so far your packs haven't been half bad man but I cannot wait to see you fail at Silver Tempest yeah this is going to be the funniest thing yet you guys are the ones who will be sad when I make like 300 bucks off a few leas look the hits are still coming oh I do love this Kitty I know she was my favorite starter in the New Gen me too man well all right boys the time is here let's see if I can pull this off there is no way you're going to get anything good I wouldn't be surprised if you just got lucky on your first box you never know man I just hope these are the right tins all right let's see it Trump even Larry's getting excited I'm starting to sweat up here is that why I can smell your Baja Blast Bo from here all right guys and let's see a good hit [ __ ] ha Get Wrecked Noob wow what an amazing first pack man hey shut up the first pack in my other tins wasn't a good hit either so there is still hope maybe it could just be one pack that is good in some tins if just one pack was good wouldn't that mean you just got lucky the first time haha two for two you lose [ __ ] screw you guys clearly they are not all the perfect ones from the print run but maybe out of the three tins I purchased the first one was still accurate to the chase yeah I doubt that I bet it's such a very small print run that has these that your odds of getting a perfect tin are almost zero guys watching have you opened any of these yet and gotten an ultra rare or better let us know if you have pulled them and what to look for when other people look to purchase these yeah because these are pretty expensive for a gamble so don't go purchase these right away as I believe we are still uncovering when the good box is actually released for all we know these could not be from the newest print run yeah these could have sat on the Shelf in GameStop where I purchased them from so maybe your best bet is to buy them from the Pokemon Center website for the newest run or check your local card store and ask them when they had these delivered that is the smartest thing you have said in a long time Trump don't use the word smart with me your dumbass can't even spell potato without stumbling God you're such an ass now I'm even more happy you're not getting anything oh don't worry [ __ ] my time to shine is right around the corner well Trump if you don't get anything cool soon I am going to hop back on Pokemon Black and continue our save file don't you dare I didn't even get to do anything last time that was just a test run to see how it would do on the channel next episode of that it will be like 20 minutes long and we will go through a gym or two plus I bet you die right away as you know I have played Pokemon games for years and I almost never lose hey I beat Ruby without dying yeah Obama but I even know that you used the guide to prepare for each battle so you basically cheated being prepared is not cheating no but if you have to use a guide to play a Pokemon game then you basically suck anyways guides should only be used when you are literally stuck on where to go next and Pokemon isn't a hardcore jrpg so you should be fine without the guide I just like to be thorough unlike you I don't just Spam a hard-hitting attack and try to kill my opponent as fast as possible I like to plan out my next attack all right Noob whatever let's see if this pack is Magic or not you're going to get ass again Trump I can feel it and boom god what the hell yeah this is going about as well as I expected haha Trump you just blew so much money on these things guys shut up maybe this last pack will have something in it at least yeah I doubt it who knows Obama he does have one pack left to pull fire ah God damn it I Blame You Biden you rigged my boxes you [ __ ] don't blame me you flaming hot Cheeto well Trump I hope you learned something from this experience you might not always be as lucky as some of the other streamers well I still pulled this Al art at least so you both can eat my ass I'm still impressed you pulled that but better luck next time on the pack battle video coming soon all right let's wrap this up well guys be careful before you run out and buy these because even though cool trainer Ryan and pokerev got great tins for these they may not all be fire so use your best judgment before you purchase them sorry you got shafted again Trump but that was one hell of a gamble on a $40 box yeah man if anything you just made the editor 80 bucks poorer yeah it doesn't hurt my8 billion Fortune but maybe the editor will get lucky next time on his big gamble anyways guys if you enjoyed the video today make sure to like And subscribe yeah and take a look at the description below for the link to our Discord we just hit 300 people and the community is growing strong plus we are starting game and stream nights on Friday evenings to add a little more fun yeah we are almost at 10K Subs so a cool celebration is on its way get ready tomorrow for the actual video that should have been out today I really thought this would be fire and just wanted to spread the word to you guys I think everyone thanks you for trying man yeah don't worry Trump we will kill it next time I cannot wait for the obsidian flam pack battle video coming next week as well yeah that one is going to be fire and it will finally be the time when I pull aard and blow your asses out of the water bring it on [ __ ] see you guys next time hey guys how are you doing tonight hey man I am good Joe thanks for asking guys I cannot believe I got my hands on such a cool product uh Joe what are you talking about yeah man I'm also lost we had to push back the obsidian Flames pack battle video because somebody didn't pick up their product on time I Blame You Trump why didn't you get our box you can't put this one on me it was the editor's fault as he ran out of cash yeah that's pretty dumb but anyways what did you get today Biden I managed to pick up an entire case of palia evolved building battles no way man how could you afford that I had some leftover Ukraine money that Jill said I could have as my allowance nice man well since the ladies are still captured for the time being we are free and clear to open stuff up yeah exactly we only have about one more video or so until we actually go save them so let's enjoy this awesome and Larry says to take our time saving them so I trust him Joe your weird new friendship with Larry is very concerning it was also very sketch that he took over my mouse to make our characters Nam Larry in our Pokemon Black playthrough I am worried he's getting more powerful as the days go on we got to get you fixed up soon whether you like it or not don't you dare think about taking away my precious Larry uh he was just kidding Larry no need to get concerned yeah it's all cool here man okay cool if it was just a joke that's fun guys let's begin oh my gosh guys this is just the coolest product I've ever seen yeah man I have to say I very impressed as much as I love booster boxes this product always seems to hit a little different it has so much more artwork on it as well I 100% agree and it has some really fun stamp promo cards in each build and battle box great pickup man gee thanks fellas well I am going to crack this guy open and maybe today I can pull Trump's favorite ion o card and finally take back the top spot and best hits I doubt it [ __ ] even though you have a few more packs than a booster box here your luck is going to be trash I don't know about that Trump that's a lot of packs in different boxes so I have a feeling the hit rates are going to be better than normal yeah well I've never gotten good pulls from build and battle so let's see if today is any different I'm calling it now Joe gets two garbage secret rares and some full arts it's going to be way better than you could do fatty oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] calm down Trump he hasn't even started yet let's just see what happens and I do wonder if Biden will get all the promo cards in this case all right let's get this guy open and see who we have what is this fat ass bird did Pidgey also fall victim to McDonald's like Trump no dumbass that's peler a third gen Pokémon yeah Biden we have so many bird Pokémon at this point you do know more exists than just p right I don't care Pidgey is life now let's see what we get in these four packs of Pala I bet I get a secret rare first pack yeah right Biden you are going to get nothing as usual I don't know man Biden seems to be on a hot streak for big hits so he could catch up today oh dang it it's just a wet Pidgey but I still got something first pack I'm surprised you got anything at all I think the last time I purchased a build in battle was for lost origin I didn't have a case but I never seem to get any hits out of the boxes that's because you suck screw you as a as a matter of fact you know I am top of the leader boards for best hits pulled so far right even Obama's doing better than you and I'm barely right behind you trump our boy trash who's a wonderful member of our community has been totaling up the hits we have gotten so far I dropped the cards all over the floor good going dip [ __ ] by the leaderboards I'm just an ass hair away from passing you oh wait look at this a secret rare of course I would drop it wow no way Biden oh God I can't hold anything wait what you cheated Biden you definitely planted that in there no I didn't I I swear I'm just old and I lose my grip from time to time that's [ __ ] guy's watching is he full of [ __ ] or what hold on now Trump he clearly just dropped it and if he was going to add a hit you think it would be something better than a gold energy now if it was the iono it would be sus oh my God it's a sleepy raau wow that's nothing special oh my luck is coming in today Biden you cheating [ __ ] there is no way you got such good packs yeah cope with that fat man this is just the beginning [ __ ] you and [ __ ] you too Larry you guys are both cheating [ __ ] Trump did you just understand Larry no I can just hear it in the tone of his voice he is being a huge [ __ ] like Biden oh it's another fat bird like you Trump God you [ __ ] Trump my God and Biden you need to dial it back before we get demonetized fine I can be cool Larry says if Trump stops being a dick then he will chill out as well yeah you would like that wouldn't you [ __ ] Trump all right fine I'll be cool I just hate Biden sometimes and now he has Larry to tag team with him so it's even worse yeah worse for you you see this [ __ ] yeah I do Trump but we have to live with it for now anyways let's change the topic before we start a war with a demon Biden what other cards do you want to pull in today's video another trainer would be cool oh look at that I'm a mind leader what the hell how are you getting so lucky like I said Trump each box has the chance to be better than the last since it is not directly related like a booster box I am sure some boxes will be good for Biden and some will be trash well I need to go buy more of these if I can it's definitely a harder to get product because how often do you see a sealed build and battle for sale thankfully our card store gets them for us but still I need this for 151 coming up soon dang it nothing good okay let's see what the promo is in this box let's see will it be different I doubt it what the hell why are these all the same now it really is like Pidgey where you cannot stop running into them stop it Donald I'm tired of seeing your fat bird show up every box get some better luck Noob I think his luck has been fire so far Trump just not on the promos o look at this cutie she is adorable I do have to say ah Joe your mother made a return shut up Donald no she did not wow I got to say Biden you have been pulling something pretty much every box Trump you must have just gotten unlucky with these as they all seem to have one hit in them it's possible but I used to buy like five at a time and they all used to be bad I have never seen them be this good before guys in the comments what's the best pull you have gotten from one of these things I bet everyone that replies has gotten better pulls than you Trump yeah I might agree at this point since it looks like Biden cannot stop pulling something well next time I'll open one of these things and see if my luck changes I think the obsidian Flames one would be great plus I think it has an Espeon promo I never know what the promos are for these things but I hope one day we get another Charizard or something really valuable like an Umbreon okay please let this one not be a fat bird what the hell it's still a bird anyways yeah but at least it is different not bad man does anyone know what the best promo is this time around because my God I hope it isn't peler I doubt it is Trump I figure it has to be a pseudo legendary or something better than a bird I hope yeah I need to see something really good soon and I really hope it's not a bird I bet your streak ends here man no way stop getting hits that's right you Tangerine man I just got a special illustration rare goldine Biden that's not a goldine well whatever it is at least it isn't a bird it's a fish you're a [ __ ] fish you dope good hit but it still isn't incredible who was upset they lost 80 bucks last episode on a streamer gamble yeah definitely Trump is super salty right now I'm not concerned whatsoever your boxes have been good that is true but you still have not pulled my wife so I don't need to freak out well don't worry trumpet's coming and then you won't be able to talk [ __ ] to myself and Larry again oh I'll still do that no matter what because I am the true Pokemon master and you are not we will see who is the real King in the obsidian flame pack battle video next and you guys think it's a competition between just you I'm going to come out on top if it is going to be anybody like I said Trump the title will go back to me soon hopefully before the ladies get back I just can't stop getting hits today I have no idea how you were doing this okay let's see what I get this time oh yeah it's the cool version of tinon nice man you finally got three of the promos just one more to go well since Biden is finally doing something right we should talk about the new Japanese set coming out soon raging surf along with the English version of the upcoming sets Paradox Rift I am very excited for these new sets since I really enjoy the Paradox Pokemon iron Valiant and walking wake are some of my favorites those are good picks man I have to say I love Iron hands and roaring Moon myself my God I love we got iron Valiant but where's our sexy iron gardvoir I am right there with you Trump I think my favorites are scream tail and the newest one to come out in the new expansion of scarlet and violet raging bolt of course your dumbass would like raging bolt Pokemon literally ruined the legendary dogs for me oh I hate to break it to you Trump but I have some bad news in interviews about Pokemon Gold and Silver CYO revealed that the Legendary Trio was actually inspired by feline cats and not dogs specifically ente was based on a lion while Raichu was influenced by a tiger sukun design concept took inspiration from Jungle Cats such as leopards and Panthers so we have been wrong for years oh what the hell is that really that must be fake news otherwise I'm going straight to pido and demanding he changed that crap as they clearly look more like dogs well now that I look at them closer after those comments I would definitely say that is debatable I have no idea what you guys are talking about cat dog is a show on Nickelodeon Shut up dumb ass what did you say take that fatty I'm just a God today and no one can say otherwise yeah I can you are getting great hits but it's stuff we already have duplicates of that we will add to the store when it launches here in about a week is it finally time is our online store actually coming out in the near future yeah it is it has taken months to get this close to being complete it will be mostly singles and pulls from us to start but I did secure some booster boxes and etbs from the most recent sets to add a sealed product to get us started that's awesome man do we have an actual release day yet not yet but the date will be available soon make sure to join our Discord with the link below so it's easy to catch announcements we make about the store and other fun things we are going to do in the future I'll start heavily promoting it in the videos here soon so either way we got marketing down I'm so excited for it man also that was one hell of a plug you threw in okay please be the last one dang it we had to do it Obama we are the chosen ones and sucks to be you nerd you can't stop getting that bird will you just shut up man it's bad enough I have to hear you talk too much but I also have to see your fat ass every time I get this card oh you don't have to worry about that I am everywhere [ __ ] just look around I am making waves right now thanks to you you were not supposed to get more popular when I started inditing you more will you just go away already you can't get rid of me that easily Biden especially when I have a Pokemon reputation to uphold Trump and Biden you guys need to calm down you guys both suck and I think everyone really just misses me instead so can we just change the topic already all right fine how many boxes do you have left Biden I can only take so much more of you and Larry until I need to go and drown my memories with 16 cheeseburgers I have three left after this pack so don't get your panties in a wad and stick around until I open them all fine just hurry them up as I'm getting hungry now anyway I'll go as fast as I can but I don't think you could go any faster oh look it's a card involving food anyways I can see the dollars in my bank account Rising yeah what $2 at a time that card isn't worth much and the only way you get more money is you print more anyway so what does it matter what matters is I am getting all the pulls and you are not so I know that must be killing you [ __ ] you and oh yeah it's another cutie nice but I am starting to wonder if you are not going to get the last promo card that you need I'm going to be so sad if I do not get them all I mean that can't be possible can it oh it is definitely possible it really just depends if your luck is about the same as trumps or not I would bet you get it in the next box here thanks man I hope so also it is starting to feel like there is no iono in here yeah there won't be your luck isn't that good shut up you were saying dickweed well you got me there but it's just a dumb super rod Biden you cheating [ __ ] why are you getting so many good polls tonight that's right Trump another double hitter I am certainly living up to my Biden Powers I haven't even used my full potential in months I think I'm saving my anime powers for the obsidian flame opening to really scare you and boom wow this is absolute trash you just got to deal with it Trump you can't be too jealous of Biden as he was the weakest of the group for a long time so he definitely needed to come up a bit Yeah Trump I'm just getting warmed up for the next video so I can kick your ass and pull aard yeah that's not going to happen buddy if anyone is going to pull aard it is going to be me all right second to last box can I please get the last promo I need yes oh wow nice call Obama it really was a pseudo legendary for the last Pokémon yeah I had a feeling it would be usually they have one good Pokemon as one of the promos so that was my best guess well Biden I've definitely doubted you this episode but you certainly showed me how powerful a case of build and battles can potentially be now I really hope I can get one of them for obsidian flame yeah I wonder what the promos are for that I highly doubt there is a zard as a promo in that as well I don't know but want to collect them all anyways I wonder if the promos of this new gen will ever be worth anything either it's always random unless if it's a specific Pokemon the real ones to get are the staff ones if you can get your hands on them the only staff card I have ever owned is a Cynthia card and I had to buy it on eBay yeah no wonder we do not get them I also think you have to work at a card store to get them as well I wonder if that applies for an online store do you think we can get them oh my gosh yes our baby goth girl oh man we we are not done yet can you knock it off already man you still haven't caught up in price but this case has so many hits in it don't cry Trump we're already on the last box now so you won't have to complain much longer I am not thinking it's possible for the iono anymore well that is good I would really rage if you got that come on now Biden don't give up yet this would be a great episode to shut up for bat man well I am still getting cool art rares so maybe it is possible I just want this thing to be over I would be surprised if any viewers made it this far in the video since this one is longer than normal I like to think this is such a cool video that hopefully everyone will watch it up to this point these big boxes take longer to get through anyways so I don't mind it being a little longer especially when the hits are like what Joe is getting yeah today has been amazing I'm actually kind of sad to see us get to the final pack thank God it's almost over is that what Melania says after she spends 3 minutes at night with you oh dang Obama wow that was surprisingly good for you Obama nice burn thanks man I have some good ones in me every once in a while all right Biden let's see what you got in this last pack I bet you get nothing to end it off shut up I hope I get one more pull and let's see itom wow you lucky sack of crap Biden how did you do it I told you I was going to kill it this box I'm not disappointed so let's wrap this up well Biden I have to say I am impressed great pickup on the product and you got so many good hits today thanks Obama I cannot wait for the pack battle video this week and sorry I was late a day on this one guys this video was longer than we expected but totally worth it yeah I agree and as always if you enjoyed this video make sure to like And subscribe so we can hit 10K faster also next week is going to be fire as we have the Pack battle video and Pokemon Black part two coming also I guess we should hit up Bill and Bush and go after the ladies soon that's probably a good idea I can only imagine how pissed they are well it's not like they saw us over the past few days or anything I doubt bush left them with their cell phones or a TV I hope not Jill would un alive me yeah Michelle would un alive me too anyways we will find out soon see you guys in the next one previously on Pokemon presidents shut up Biden well I am going to call Bush Bush and tell him he [ __ ] up and we are going to head over to his place soon to kick his ass one second get him uh hello hey dumbass it's me oh [ __ ] it looks like he sent you to voicemail doesn't matter hey [ __ ] I got your stupid tape and you forgot to hit stop recording so you left your entire plan on the tape we know you have our wives and possessed Biden we're going to come and kick your asses soon so you better be ready also you will never be able to peep on our wives you perve see you soon mean while at Bush's place after that call oh [ __ ] I cannot believe I forgot to hit stop recording on the tape you're a dumbass Bush but it doesn't matter anyways they do not know our higher plan yeah that is true but they know about Biden now and that we took their women like I said it's all right man that other stuff aside we can still move forward we will just have to be ready okay fair enough well then all right bill so now that you got your new job at the Pokemon card printing facility what is the plan for your next move well Bush it is actually quite brilliant I will learn the ins and outs of the company and take control over the print lines as planned the next part is ingenious I will then seek to acquire all of the printing facilities in the US and eventually the world I will then manage the pull rates and remove the best hits from the sets to spike demand in the chase cards then we will hoard grade and inflate the value of all the most expensive cards to a level the world has never seen before Oh my God that is diabolical that's not even the best part since the chase cards will be worth so much people will pay far beyond normal price for the base product that costs us almost nothing to make we are leveraging every aspect of this to suck every penny the consumer has from a booster box to a Chase Card the consumer will have nothing left and have to sell their older cards or sealed product which we will then buy destroy resell or grade to raise inflation more than ever before we are gods this plan is just insane only the craziest person alive could have thought of such an evil feat we have the big guy to thank for this plan everyone is distracted thinking it's Biden and no one would ever expect who it really is we will have to thank him soon in the meantime how should we handle the ladies we had Biden capture I don't know man that was your plan what did you have in mind I was so pissed that Obama never showed me how to fly his drones to peep on him and Michelle in the bedroom that I figure if I can capture them as bait then Obama will have no choice but to teach me how to fly a drone if he ever wants to see Michelle again okay I get that but why did you capture the other ladies then I may want to peep on them as well in the future but Melania and Jill would only get in my way because they already knew I was into Michelle and they would have figured me out right away if they saw me learning to fly a drone so into the lava they will go unless I can deal with them another way that's pretty stupid man it's smarter than getting caught getting a blowy in the White House shut up anyways the boys will be showing up soon to rescue their women we better get everything ready did the big guy shut down down all of trump and Biden's nukes just in case he informed me that he did and he also Froze all of Trump's connections so he can't build any walls and he installed malware onto all of Obama's drones to prevent them from being used the boys will have to battle us on our terms alone excellent then the boys have no idea what's coming that fat man Trump will never again be able to get better pulls than us damn right all right man I'll catch you tomorrow sounds good wow their plan is cra C Let Us return to the present and find out what the boys will do next good evening boys what's going on man hey trump brohams it is finally the day it took forever but I actually got my case of obsidian flame so we can split a few boxes for the pack battle video oh my gosh no way that is awesome oh look even Larry is excited you understood that Trump I've been dealing with Larry's [ __ ] the past few episodes so I think I'm starting to understand him that's weird but whatever I cannot believe believe it took us this long to get to this video remember how the editor said he was too poor the other episode oh yeah I almost forgot well he finally got it together so we could do this video yay everybody say congrats to the editor all right Obama you know the drill send your drones to my place again without C4 please and let's get this started one sec let me boot them up oh make sure to send a third one so the editor can have a box as well I promised he could have a few packs since he helped make this happen wow that's nice of you Trump even though he paid for the case what can I say I am too generous anytime on those drones now Obama wait a second they don't seem to be working that's weird I thought I serviced them recently my God man of course you would [ __ ] this up I have a few RC cars that Baron left around the house I'll have them sent to you guys using those sorry man I'll fix my drones tomorrow I guess no problem let's begin all right dickweeds are you guys all ready yeah I am Trump yeah I am too man then let the battle begin I cannot wait to see the look on your stupid faces when I pull the bestard you're the one who was going to look stupid when Joe and I both both leave with zards and you get a shitty full art yeah fatty when I pull a poppy you're going to cry I really hope you do not pull that Joe we don't need to get cancelled here yeah I have the police ready to go just in case Biden does anything weird with poppy my God guys we haven't even began yet why are you so hostile because you're gross ass will get us canceled if you do anything weird involving children in this case poppy oh I do love poppy I bet her hair smells wonderful Joe but I didn't do anything that's exactly what we're talking about you guys got to give me a chance even if I did pull poppy it would be that weird it better not be Biden well what about Trump if he pulls a zard he's going to cream all over the place isn't that just as bad no Biden because Charizard is a big lizard and not a child it's gross that I have to agree with Trump but he is right yours is worse stop double teaming me what is this Halo 2 yeah it's just like Halo 2 because I'm going to teabag you when I pull azard all right all right let's just get on with this video and the first hit Belongs to Me Wait why is Larvitar eating a pile of [ __ ] I'm not sure actually I think it is supposed to just be food but it definitely looks the part I bet your fat ass just wishes it was a pile of cheeseburgers damn right you old [ __ ] don't you know how swole I would get if I ate that much protein I would look sexier than a Machamp more like a Snorlax actually what was that calm down you two let's change the topic to something fun instead of blowing each other up Trump what cards do you want to pull besides a zard if it's not the zard then I really want to see the Pidgeot ex since it's my favorite bird I would really like that what about you Obama well since I got the regular gaita last time time I would very much like the special illustration rare version or perhaps the Sizer art rare what about you Biden poppy is my main Chase but I would really like the belly bolt art rare he's so cute strange Chase Card Biden but I respect that I hope we all just leave with something today before we have to go get the ladies I wonder how they are doing anyways this is [ __ ] uh I am sure they are fine anyways when is someone going to get a real hit I feel like we have been going for a while now and we haven't really gotten a good pull yet I hope these boxes are not duds yeah Trump if these are duds you really would have screwed the editor we are going to be fine guys just trust the process we still have a lot of packs to go yeah but if I don't see my honey I am going to be pissed God damn it Biden yes what an amazing full art to get I didn't even know Absol was in this set that's awesome Obama yeah good job man that is a really cool pull yeah I got the weird flower Obama got last time it seems like the hits are rolling in now you guys got some nice stuff so far but I bet it's my turn next to pull fire I bet you got the worst box out of all of us yeah I have a feeling even the editor got a better box than you shut up I bet that scrub gets nothing in his box if he did why hasn't he posted any pictures of his polls yet in the Discord probably to not spoil any of the hits from this episode for any of the viewers yeah Trump only you show off your plls cuz you are a huge ass Shut Up Biden you know I'm a beast oh my gosh the hits keep coming I got the Ice Cube penguin nice Biden that's the one I got last time yeah that's pretty cool Biden except it looks like you got the exact same box as Obama which was also ass still getting better hits than you [ __ ] oh yeah you puppy I love that card I got another bird why do I keep getting these things okay this is starting to piss me off where the hell are my hits like I said you buffoon you are getting trash this time around as I will take back my spot at the top thrash my boy get the score sheet ready for my mega Victory thrash don't you [ __ ] dare not until I get the best hit in this set can you guys please be kinder to our wonderful channel members my God never even our member JL thinks he can get better hits than me that's because he can no it's because he [ __ ] cheats like you Biden I'm so sorry Trump is being a sore loser right now Trump stopped being a [Music] dick that's [ __ ] right you [ __ ] bow down to your God oh my God Trump this is [ __ ] how did you do that I cannot believe this happened it was only a matter of time you peasants I will be taking my lead now thank you very much don't be so high and mighty Trump that is the second best pull but not the first yeah Trump I hate you for pulling aard but it's still not the best hit you could have gotten doesn't matter I told you fruits I was going to get a zard tonight and I did that means you guys most likely won't get one you suckers [ __ ] you your glomba looking ass doesn't know that we very well could get aard as JL completed his set in one case we may be able to do the same yeah I doubt that he may have gotten God luck on his case but I am not letting you guys open the rest of the boxes so only I will get the other zards that are in there no you won't and oh would you look at that my luck continues with a flock of birds you guys can eat my ass God I hate you I still think our boxes are going to be better than yours yeah right you have no chance I don't even think Biden can use his wee Powers anymore since Larry took over it would take a miracle for you both to do better than me Larry says he's charging his powers so just you wait fatty we will get a Mega hit I can feel it oh you are going to have to wait Biden it's my turn all right no problem man you got the rapper Lady Of course Obama would get that card why is that Trump I'm not even going to say it but it just seems kind of fitting that's all wow you're such an [ __ ] well fair enough every time I pull a Snorlax or a Garbodor I am reminded of you as well okay now who's the [ __ ] again you are oh look I'm still pulling fire yeah so am I I just got a Trippy Gloom card not bad Brama but I'm still doing better than you yeah you finally got a zard but I still got the more expensive one from celebrations which was the main Chase Card yeah Trump you got the equivalent of pulling a Blastoise still a great card but number two in comparison you guys can both eat a jelly sandwich because I know you're scared of my sacred power to pull heat yeah right Trump who is leading the per pull right now certainly not you [ __ ] ah [ __ ] you it's all right Obama you will pass him soon enough in the meantime it is I who is the best by a long shot Biden you are only doing good because you got some cracked build and battles not because you did anything special can't you admit defeat ever Trump my God only when I lose legit but I never lose when it's a fair game so no you son of a [ __ ] you sick sack up you cannot count me out yet fatty I'm still coming in with the luck yeah but didn't you pull that card last time you are getting mostly dupes oh my God yeah pulled it wow congrats Biden you got the card you were looking for yeah that's awesome man I am actually happy for you gee thanks fellas Bol is just so cute he reminds me of a big squishy pile of happiness I would say that reminded me of you Trump but you are more like a ball of hatred that's because I have to put up with idiots like you who most of the time can't even form a sentence see just like that Trump sto being a dick and picking on Biden you're going to make him cry and who knows what Larry would think about that I bet Larry would laugh his ass off Larry says you're a [ __ ] Trump we will get you back someday soon what are you going to do move my mouse again like you did in Pokemon Black Larry says something like that and no wonder you don't have any friends who are a bigger [ __ ] than Bush or Bill wow that actually is quite impressive yeah right Larry is just being a drama queen because I'm getting all the best hits and you guys are not what did he say now he said his powers were ready so it must be time to finally use my anime Powers once again Biden haven't your wee Powers been missing since you got Larry yeah yeah but this time I think I have it more under control I'm going to show you guys the powers of anime let's see it [ __ ] here is mine and Larry's ultimate attack than you oh my God yeah I did it guys I got the sexy poppy oh my God no Obama called the police I'm trying my phone isn't working my powers are unstoppable oh my God this is the most [ __ ] thing I have seen in a long time yeah how did your powers work Larry and I decided to split the powers and work together so we can beat Trump I [ __ ] hate this don't worry Trump it's all right oh my God Obama exploded Obama are you okay man what happened I think I blacked out I cannot believe I got the ga wow you did it Obama I think we have all gotten our Chase card so far yeah man what an incredible opening but how did you guys manag to catch me this is [ __ ] we told you we would come up Trump and you didn't believe us yeah man you can never never underestimate us as we have been very strong during these pack battle videos yeah man and that's how you go down oh look I pulled your card anyways shut up Obama well either way I still got the zard and you guys did not so I am still the best you are such an ass Trump but I think we are all the best since we managed to pull most of the best cards in the entire set that part I do agree on at least this is the best pack battle video we have done yet and we have gotten so many good cards yeah I wonder if we have anything left to get at this point we must be close to being done yeah I am almost almost out of packs myself wow I think I have pulled every R room card this box that's crazy man you got the entire lineup thanks man I just wish it was the full zard lineup though yeah don't we all oh my gosh it's the Ice Bird again I think this is the one JL was missing as well well at least we managed to get some card he didn't have great job allaround guys I'm out of pack so who was left yeah know this was my last pack as well so I think Trump has to almost be finished you are right Biden this is my last pack so I'm going to hurry and burn through it as it is most certainly going to be tra trash yeah we certainly capped on what we could do with this set in this video and it looks like nothing of course let's go ahead and wrap this up well gentlemen I have to say congratulations on this video we absolutely killed it and a massive shout out to Alejandra Cho in 2338 as he always requests these videos I'm so glad we did it guys but there is only one person who we haven't heard from who is that Biden the editor oh I bet that [ __ ] got nothing in his few packs let's see he did send me a DM I'm so sick and tired of trumping those guys always giving me crap God he only gave me a few packs this is absolute [ __ ] okay well let's see if I get some oh what is that oh my gosh it's so shiny oh yes let's see it [Applause] yes yes screw you Trump we did it I finally got something good what the [ __ ] no way that [ __ ] pulled thata serves you right Trump that was in the few packs you let him have too that is the funniest thing in my God that made my day [Applause] yeah did he really just Rage Quit yeah I think so anyways thank you guys for watching this special episode and if you enjoyed it please like And subscribe as we are so close to 10K Subs yeah guys you're all amazing and this was one hell of an episode sorry it was late see you guys next on Pokémon Black 2 and soon enough here we got to go save the ladies yeah I think they are [Music] pissed yeah probably see you guys in the next one what's going on boys good evening man what's going on Trump boys I know we only have another episode or two before we save the ladies so I was thinking let's Play Pokémon black again before we do that I really think we need to head out man I can't even imagine how pissed they are yeah my God Trump you are so selfish even Larry thinks that's crazy well if you had a wife Larry I think you would understand besides they have no idea why it is taking us so long to arrive they probably think we are risking Our Lives to get to them if anything we will be heroes you are such an unbelievable ass Trump but I do want to get through Pokemon Black so I'm in for another round wait not you too Obama I hate to agree but Michelle not threatening to rip my dick off is kind of nice that a boy Barry besides what they don't know one hurt them let's begin oh my god do you see this [ __ ] what's going on Michelle are the boys finally here to save us and not even close Melania come look at this what is it your dumbass husband just went live and are they really playing Pokémon black again while we are trapped in here H again they just played games and cards for days what the hell I'm going to kick Joe Square in the nuts if they don't leave this instant yeah there is a spot above the mantle waiting for Brock's dick when I get back yeah they got another thing coming for making us wait hey ladies mind if I catch a peep no oh okay then what a perve this better be a short stream and they better come soon are you boys ready for a longer than normal stream today [ __ ] all right [ __ ] I didn't make very much progress last time but let's get this thing on the road oh boy I cannot wait God damn it I forgot our character was named Larry you son of a [ __ ] Larry it's all right Trump let's finally take our first walk down Route One he teamwork oh look it's Professor Juniper again yeah and it looks like she's going to try and teach us how to catch Pokemon I'm skipping this [ __ ] now that that's over let's catch some other Pokemon before we head to the next town oh boy I wonder what we will encounter I hope it's a Bulbasaur it's probably not going to be a Bulbasaur Biden it's a S I think it's more of a rat actually the only thing I care about is that ass Donald don't go turning into Biden don't worry man I won't a little eye candy doesn't hurt though I agree God damn it all right I'm going to beat this thing's ass just make sure to get it low enough so you can catch it yeah thanks mom as if I haven't played Pokemon for over 20 years of my life I wouldn't be surprised if you screwed this up Donald don't judge me if anything you would be the one to mess this one up your old ass probably can't even hold a DS right Trump you're playing on a PC shut up you know what I mean Trump no you are going to kill it what the hell what happened to catching it yeah you said you got this I changed my mind I want that sweee XP instead you greedy [ __ ] look at that now we are level seven and we can always catch another dumb rat Trump why do I feel like you were going to suck at this game don't worry boys it's never a bad thing to level a bit because usually our Rivals challenge us before the next town we will see if I am right all right man well here is another one so please catch it yeah Trump I want a squirrel in our party already all right fine you [ __ ] I call it thank you I don't know why we're thanking you for doing the most basic thing in the game but good job yeah I'm a God and you know it all right what are we going to name this stupid thing oh I call this one I want it to be called the Big O really you want to waste your name on this thing yeah I don't know what we will keep in this game so we can always name new Pokémon later all right whatever oh boy maybe this time it will be a Charmander I don't think it's going to be that either man holy [ __ ] it's a puppy you better not kill it Trump I won't this time Biden I know this dog evolves to stoutland so maybe this is a good pickup all right I caught it nice and easy this time nice man I looked it up and stoutland can be a very good early game Pokémon so this was a good move what are we naming it this time the editor says he wants to name it after his dog Kirby Kirby like the Nintendo character he says yes all right that's cool with me not like I have a choice okay now that you grinded up some levels it looks like we can go to the first town I guess you were wrong about the Battle Trump that's [ __ ] but either way at least we are leveled just in case wait what's going on it looks like there is something happening over in the Town Square let's go check it out what the hell is this a trump rally it's a bigger turnout than you get [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys just shut up and let's see what this is oh this is the game gettis is from I never knew who this guy really was until now wait what is this [ __ ] about liberating Pokemon is this one of your policies Biden I'm not sure no one told me about it but I'm going to need you to donate $50 billion to it this sounds like some liberal hippie [ __ ] Obama are you in on this too this is a video game Trump my God yeah I get the point of this he wants to free the Pokemon let's get on with the game what the hell this really is a Biden rally first some dick is talking about Liberation then this green-haired guy shows up talking like he just took the biggest Acid trip of his life talking Pokemon what the hell is going on yeah and his name is an is this one of elon's kids this guy seems like a total fruit oh and he wants to fight bring it on [ __ ] Trump I think it's a woman so don't be so mean to her well whomever it is let's clap them cheeks I just looked it up and it's a guy he is a supporting protagonist so we will be battling him quite a bit throughout the game all right then I will be extra ready to beat down this Dick's cat marshmallow you can do it all right Trump do you you have a strategy to beat this guy yeah I'm going to take away all his drugs so he can't talk to Pokémon anymore this is a child's video game I highly doubt he is on drugs and I mean about this fight and not your hypothetical in that case I'm going to spam this [ __ ] cat with my water gun she will be drenched by the time I'm done that's a good idea cats hate water why do I feel like this joke isn't as safe as it seems because I make all the [ __ ] wet damn it I knew it also that cat is a dude dumbass wait what yeah you didn't check its gender so in this case you like water sports with men congrats [ __ ] ha I knew it oh God God damn it [ __ ] you Obama you knew what I meant who the hell is calling me this is a private line oh my gosh it's our beautiful mother don't you dare lud this I know what you are thinking what okay really both of you come on Obama she is hot you can't argue that yeah just look at her daughter too shut up Biden oh you guys are gross oh hell yeah we got running shoes not like you would ever use them in real life [ __ ] you my cardio is unmatched anyways let's grind through these trainers and get to the next town already ouch all right I think we are sitting pretty good and I even see the new town wait what the H Who Dares stop the Big D Trump Oh yay it's Bianca again what do you want hob bag I am trying to win a blle here I think now is the time she wants to battle you it's the usual level check before the first gym I assume Yep this is it let's see what you got [ __ ] marshmallow is a beast right now don't go too hard on her Trump look she can't even get the ball out of her bag bless this little cutie somehow that is very wholesome and creepy at the same time coming from you Biden all right my desire to kill is strong right now we are going to blow her ass away wow we are six levels higher she doesn't stand a chance yeah not even we could almost win with just one attack it is a good thing I leveled up a bit that's good and all but you did only level marshmallow so we may have a problem getting through the first gym we don't even know what the type is going to be my guess is it's either going to be rock or grass so I'm going to have faith marshmallow can do it if it's grass you're going to get spanked though yeah we will cross that bridge when we get to it but in the meantime I can wail on this pig you got this marshmallow even though Donald is spamming the same attack over and over again why wouldn't I my only other move is tackle yeah I agree with Donald we need to get higher in level so we can get more moves and we one shot that ham let's [ __ ] go all right we made it to the first gym but who is this dingleberry blocking the door it looks like the gym leader is in the school next door let's head on over there and see if we can find him you [ __ ] that school sucks ass I'm going to go check over here first wait is this the right area a place for novice trainers this is for you Trump [ __ ] you [ __ ] you will un alive us when you play is this the right area I don't actually know if it is this school looks like a piece of [ __ ] also who does this [ __ ] think she is challenging me it's part of the game Donald my God just get us some more levels as we need more power for the gym all right that was too easy the trainers up this path better be worth my time and now they are both out of the way let's see if this last chick has any fight in her uh this doesn't look like a battle wait is she giving us a Pokemon oh my God she is that is sick and it's even a fire type what a steal okay I don't think this is the school let's head back to town to see if we can find the actual school okay this must be the place yay we found it oh my gosh hello children do you want to come rub my leg hairs stop that Joe no one wants to rub your leg hairs oh look it's chair in I wonder if he knows where the gym leader is oh no we just missed him oh well we can get some more training in on this Noob instead fight me [ __ ] okay now remember Trump he might not be as easy since he does have the grass starter that doesn't matter we pumped up our boy to a high level so we should have no problem winning even at type disadvantage Trump you better not kill my baby boy don't worry Biden marshmallow is safe in my hands what is the wor worst that could go wrong you kill us and black out our team that one happened let's see I guess tackling it should do the trick good hit I hope you win right away oh what the hell this [ __ ] has berries yeah Trump cheron studies Pokemon and how to improve their skills no wonder he at the school here well cheron is a huge nerd and I'm going to kick his ass the oldfashioned way and Pokemon repeat the same move till you win that's a terrible strategy Trump and here's the final tackle we didn't lose any HP either he sucks and it looks like his cat couldn't take it either we are Gods you definitely got lucky Trump but I will take it yeah good job man oh it looks like we can go into the gym now let's get this I cannot wait to get our first badge all right what the hell do we do here match these up if that didn't work I think it's type advantage all right let's do it yay that worked good job guys cool okay so we just pick the right one make progress and then fight some penis until we get to the gym leader we got this easy all right we sweeped all the noobs onto the final boss did we ever figure out what kind of gym this is I honestly didn't pay attention read anything the dude at the door said I figured [ __ ] it we got this nice well I guess we will just have to Raw Dog this one in then wait are we fighting all three of them I'm not sure I only know these guys from the card so I actually have no idea what their thing is what's that Larry Larry says they are going to make you fight the one your starter is weak against oh [ __ ] that's not good damn it Trump I told you to train up another Pokémon all right well maybe we will get lucky and hopefully we are strong enough I doubt that fatty you're going to lose you better not hurt my marshmallow don't worry Biden looks like he is throwing some small time Pokémon at me so I think I got this God I hope so Trump otherwise if you give us our first loss I'm going to laugh at you because I told you way early to train another Pokémon just in case wait what the hell is it doing it's not allowed to go Super Saiyan oh my God Trump we are so boned don't give up on me yet I still have a few things to try to get us through this marshmallow is going to have to be the goat here oh what the hell Trump that didn't do very much damage this isn't looking good oh God that hit really hard well take this you [ __ ] oh my God Trump if it fight you again you will die yeah this is pretty sketch but I'm going to have to call its Bluff and use water gun one more time oh [ __ ] it healed Trump oh my God what are you going to do if marshmallow dies we do not have a backup Pokemon hold on Brama we are not done yet I am going to give it everything I got and if anything I will have to recall marshmallow and heal it oh my God my baby Trump you suck at this game so much you going to lose it's not over yet Obama I'll try to tackle it and I hope I go first wish me luck everyone you just got so lucky Trump but what are you going to do with his last Pokémon marshmallow is almost dead I don't know we just got a little Health back but let's see who his last Pokémon is oh [ __ ] it's panage let's see is there anything else I can do wait oh my God I almost forgot we have panser wow did we really just get that lucky that we ended up with him because you said [ __ ] school and went the other way first damn right my gamer instincts came in clutch but he is only level 10 are we even going to stand a chance I have no idea Biden but this is the equivalent of believing in the heart of the cards we don't go down like [ __ ] here well looks like he's going to give it everything he has got as well so good luck Trump let's burn this broccoli to a crisp get him Trump guys watching do you think we can do this yeah guys we need your luck more than ever right now please let this do a lot of damage oh my God yes that's good damage let's run it back to back oh no I hope this attack doesn't kill us please live wow you might actually have a chance his attack didn't do much at all this is going to be a close one boys I am holding on to my gardav War plushy for dear life yeah I have my low Pony pillow held tight right now as well Trump are you going to keep using the same move I'm literally going to keep spamming this attack until he dies I hope your strategy Works Trump this is the closest battle we have had yet oh my gosh he is so close I'm going to pray this is the last attack we have to do as long as he doesn't kill me or heal we have a chance oh my God you might actually pull this off you are barely alive I think we did it boys please let this be the finisher y I knew I could [ __ ] do it I'm the best well I have to give it to you Trump you played it well yeah man but maybe next time we can be more prepared I almost pooped my pants getting through this one that's a little too much information Biden but I was on the edge of my seat for sure and there it is our first badge on our quest to be the very best we will be more prepared next time but I pulled it through anyways yeah barely by the skin of your ass you did and that's just enough all right let's get the hell out of here wait who is stopping me again it looks like it's some kind of professor's assistant we better follow them to see what they want oh my God they want us to go to the Dreamland area we were in before that's where we got pans here I truly am a god gamer wow you're so lucky Trump I don't know how you did it well before we do that we definitely need to heal and save so let's go to the Pokémon Center and call it a day sounds good to me all right boys we made some amazing progress today yeah Trump but it looks like we definitely need to level and prepare going forward we were starting to get our asses kicked a lot there at the end yeah Trump we really got to work on some strats I don't think the same move technique is going to work for much longer yeah especially if at some point we are going to battle our boy Broadway and his Pokemon Yellow team in the near future he will definitely kill us if you don't change things up that is true I will definitely prepare as we go forward but it's your turn to drive next Obama so you better be ready oh I will be and thank you everyone for watching if you enjoyed the video today make sure to like And subscribe as we are so close to 10K Subs we have some great specials planned coming up next we may add one more card opening video before we save the ladies otherwise we will go right into it also the 10K special will be amazing shortly after so make sure to be here for those and come join our below as we pass 400 people and check out our boy Broadway's Pokémon Yellow playthrough below I wonder if the ladies are ready for us to save them now they will love us so much when we get there we're so pissed off right now see you guys in the next one hey boys what's going on man oh my God Trump you are alive we haven't heard from you in over a week sorry guys the editor's dumbass lost internet at his house for a week so he couldn't write our script poor bastard well that definitely sucks but I'm I'm glad we are finally back the ladies are going to be so mad at us yeah they had to wait one more week who knows what they have been up to absolutely nothing well I am sure they have been fine but today is the day guys we are going to drive to Bush's Place go kick his and Bill's ass and take back our women I'm so glad I will finally have my Jill back wow Trump I thought you would never say that yeah it's time we save them I will come pick you guys up and we will drive to their place oh boy I cannot wait but first wait what do you mean but first I have a shining faty TB for us to open along the way and I knew it my God Donald are we ever going to get them holy crap guys I said open along the way not open before we go God damn it Trump this better not stall us from getting to the ladies it won't my God I was going to have Biden open it in the back seat while I drive oh yay all right I guess that is acceptable I'll pick you guys up in five okay see you soon all right [ __ ] I gave you some sleeves and some top loaders so if you pull anything good you can keep it safe for the store that online store you keep saying is coming but hasn't yet that one yeah that's the one and shut up it's definitely happening at some point here aren't you supposed to be good at business Trump yeah I am but the editor is not so suck it blame the editor for dragging his feet on that one anyways don't you dare pull a zard or I am crashing this car in the lake and locking you in WoW damn Trump did you take your chill pills today you're going to make Joe cry good you're such a [ __ ] Trump I hate you yeah sure tell the guy who gave you an ETB you hate him all right that's fair now can we go please okay fine I forgot they had a chunky Eevee in this box I'm so happy yeah that is a really cool promo card and I believe it's 10 packs as well so I hope you get something good Biden yeah me too hopefully first pack magic comes to play here also don't drive like an ass Trump I don't want to drop any of the cards oh please don't blame me that your old ass can't hold anything yeah I agree with Trump screw you b y I got a shiny snake I'll show you my shiny snake shut up Trump no that's gross for once it better not be you who gets us demonetized Trump oh don't be such a pansy I haven't gotten us demonetized yet yet yeah and we are lucky as hell let's keep it that way speaking of hell we can finally start to do something about Larry his ass has been around for way too long and who knows what problems he's going to continue to cause us Trump don't you even think about getting rid of Larry he's a respected member of the community at this point look Larry I don't mind you actually but we need you out of our friend one way or another yeah I agree maybe that book we saw in the tape can give us some more clues about Larry and maybe we can separate him from Joe without losing him Larry says he would love that all right well at least we agree on something for once any more hits yet Biden I at least hope I somewhat made up the cost of the box so far trumpy has only opened like three packs no nothing yet man unless does a very large hamster help well I can't really see [ __ ] since I'm hauling ass down this road at night and no Biden hamaro doesn't mean Jack in this set oh dang it I was hoping I could retire my presidency with that yeah I wish you could too yeah but then Cala would be president for a while and everybody loses then you know what that is true I would rather beat Joe in the election legit anyways there is no way you beat me Trump not when I pull fire like this huzzah oh wow you pulled a [ __ ] fish that resembles your presidency quite well actually oh screw you it might as well have been a Garbodor since your ass was thrown in the trash when I took over office oh wow that's so original also which Pokémon has a mug shot [ __ ] you oh damn he got you there trump it doesn't matter anyways because when I get back in office I am throwing his entire family into the shadow realm yeah good luck what what happened I just pulled a full art shiny lapis wow that's a great pull Biden yeah not bad all things considered I feel like if you open an ETB of this set and get at least one full art shiny then it is a success yeah I would agree pulling the shiny zart of course is the main Chase but the other shiny Pokemon in this set are still great hits all right guys well I'm on the last five packs so I hope I still have a chance at the zard anyways Trump would lose it if I pull that don't even think about it Biden there are many trees I will crash us into to this instant if you pull that Trump you are so full of it there is no way you would risk your chance to get a better pull than Joe even if he pulls the zard you wouldn't crash us try me [ __ ] you do remember 151 is coming out September 22nd right oh yeah that's right we all have to be there for that so you can't even joke about missing that okay fine you got me there I definitely wouldn't want to miss out on the chance to pull Erica and make Biden cry I will get the greatest waifu when that set drops no you won't there is no way you pull my lovely lady she is one of my original Honeys really Biden isn't she a little out of your age range though Erica is like 18 or 19 not 13 and under like Misty oh wait really ew that's too old but what can I say I'm just like Leonardo DiCaprio we both like them young oh my God I really hate listening to you two talk sometimes oh my gosh it's a giant bird now pulling all the garbage huh Biden I knew this would happen Trump you bought this ETB dumbass why would you want there to be no hits in it it does kind of suck there is nothing that good in it so far but also [ __ ] Biden and I would rather see him get nothing so I can can smoke him in the next opening you're such an ass Trump you never cease to amaze me man why thank you good sir that was sarcasm anyways you guys can both eat my ass and I hope we are almost there to the ladies at this point I have driven to Bush's Place hundreds of times but the road looks a little different than usual yeah I am on the last pack as well so I hope we are getting close I also have to pee you better hold it Biden I just clean the car and I don't want it smelling like old man piss in here yeah I don't want that as well it's bad enough it smells like spray tan in this [ __ ] come come on let me get a good hit dang it uh it's called kiss of Sunrise and it smells wonderful it definitely does not well that was my last pack so screw you Trump I only got a few hits that's all right man we can always try again later wait do you guys hear that yeah I did what was that I heard it too I'm getting scared it was probably nothing wait something is in the road look out Trump oh [ __ ] what happened is everyone okay yeah I think so Biden are the cards all right right they aren't scratched are they thanks for caring about me you fat sack of crap but yes the cards are fine oh good that's all that matters they can still be sold on the store you are such a greedy [ __ ] Trump but anyways where are we I think we are just down the hill from Bush's Place let's make her way back up to the road and see if we can find the PATH and go find that monster that you hit with your car no thank you yeah even Larry doesn't know who that one was well what do you suggest then Dil weed Trump if you have a signal just check your phone on Pokémon go we both both know that Bush's place is registered as a poké stop since his ass lied on Google and he registered his home as a Starbucks I didn't know you played Pokémon go yeah it was my only escape from Michelle a few years ago so I used to walk everywhere to not get assaulted for buying cards you have had it so rough Obama the most me and Trump get is a strong yelling session and a night on the couch yeah most of the time I just lie to Melania anyways and tell her I'm spanking it in my game chamber when I'm really buying cards online dang you guys have it good all right let's try and find our way out of here all right let's go oh God I hate this Spooky Walk Into the Woods don't be such a [ __ ] Biden you literally have a demon on your side so I have no idea why you were scared I am scared because Larry says that demon we hit was a woman and Larry doesn't know any lady demons that is super weird hey Trump didn't that demon kind of look like Hillary if you think back to it come to think of it I think you are right but what would she have been doing out here I thought Bill keeps his Pokemon dealings away from Hillary because she would also want in on it yeah that wouldn't be surprising unfortunately I have had a couple run-ins with Hillary and that seems like something she would do hey Trump there is a light up ahead could this be it oh boy can we finally be out of here my phone says this is the Starbucks and this is definitely Bush's place all right then it is time to save the ladies and take down those [ __ ] let's get them well hold on guys what the hell is it now Trump yeah what do we have to wait for we have to do it in the next one as the editor says he has a lot of work to do on it oh my god of course it better not take another week he says he will do his best which isn't good enough for me either but thank you guys for watching and if you enjoyed this episode make sure to like And subscribe so we can hit 10K Subs on the big lore episode next yeah guys your incredible support has been amazing and we cannot thank you enough well all right gentlemen I'm super scared to go in there but I have to save Jill don't sound too excited Biden see you guys in the next one all right here we are at Bush's dumbass house my God he lives in a shoe box let's go inside and seal the deal yeah I am excited to get my Zapdos Trump my dender better not smell like nut sack anyways [ __ ] let's talk trades all right first things first let's get my iono trade [Music] done what was that what the hell is going on oh God why did the lights go out hey wait is that a tape the barriers are broken help I've got you now you son of a [ __ ] are those Pokemon cards oh my god when do you think he will wake up I don't know but this is the perfect time to smell him I might not get this chance again stand back Trump get the [ __ ] away from me Biden Joe you know what this is get Michelle wait what what's wrong with Joe don't worry about it you're coming with us oh my God help Joe is that you what's wrong with you get away from me oh yes I am so pretty Jo yeah let me get 16 Big Macs eight spicy M Krispies six large Fri 4 20 packs of chicken nuggets and three new extra- large Grimace shakes all right it's time we discuss our plans sounds good to me man I cannot wait to tell you what is to come from a booster box to a Chase Card the consumer will have nothing left we are Gods only the craziest person alive could have thought of such an evil feat we have the big guy to thank for this plan everyone is distracted thinking it's Biden and no one would ever expect who it really is Melania come look at this what is it your dumbass husband just went live we are going to drive to Bush's Place go kick his and Bill's ass and take back our women I'm so glad I will finally have my Jill back wow Trump I thought you would never say that yeah it's time we save them I will come pick you guys up and we will drive to their place all right [ __ ] I gave you some sleeves and some top loaders so if you pull anything good you can keep it safe for the store wait do you guys hear that yeah I did what was that I heard it too I'm getting scared it was probably nothing wait something is in the road look out Trump oh [ __ ] what happened is everyone okay yeah I think so Biden are the cards all right they aren't scratched are they thanks for caring about me you fat sack of crap hey Trump there is a light up ahead could this be it oh boy can we finally be out of here my phone says this is the Starbucks and this is definitely Bush's place all right then it is time to save the ladies and take down those [Music] [ __ ] [Music] all right boys we have finally made it to Bush's place I cannot believe we actually made it here I feel like it took us a month yeah Trump if you wouldn't have distracted us with more cards and video games I would have had Jill back a long time ago shut the [ __ ] up Biden we all know your ass would still be asleep in bed if I didn't constantly wake you up to do cool [ __ ] I actually agree with Trump on this one you guys can both eat my chocolate chocolate ass haven't you seen how awake I am in all my press meetings oh yeah just as awake as when you fell asleep during that Maui speaking also your ass was so boring they cut your mic in Vietnam no wonder I am kicking your ass in the poles hey shut up I was just deep in thought thinking about the new flavor of ice cream I will make when I beat your ass in this next election Tangerine double dip maybe oh [ __ ] you shut up idiots we are here to save our wives remember you can argue about politics later we need to get inside any ideas Trump all right party pooper hm Bush definitely made some changes to his house as it didn't look like the castle from Resident Evil Village before haven't you broken into his place like hundreds of times before I definitely have but I think since they knew we were coming they made some changes yeah good job leaving that voicemail for Bush dumbass shut up usually bush is a scrawny pushover so this is out of the ordinary for him Bill definitely took over the decisions here well either way start looking for a way in since the front gate is locked hey wait there's a key under the doorm here do you think this will work Biden I highly doubt they would leave the key to the front door under the welcome mat they clearly thought this out oh my gosh it worked oh my god wow Bush is still dumb as ever well I guess good job Biden let's go inside yay it's time to save Jill do you think they will have ice cream inside shut up Biden probably not because Bush's place sucks and they only have Halo top only your fat ass would complain about Halo top Trump yeah low calories is for women I need the extra carbs for my winter bulk cycle your lard ass doesn't need any more size eat a dick all right whatever let's just get inside fine meanwhile are you [ __ ] kidding me wait what's wrong the boys literally just walked in the front door how the [ __ ] did they do that didn't you locked the door like I told you yeah I definitely locked it and I even fortified the house so Trump couldn't break in the back again well good job [ __ ] because they walked right in wait when the hell did we get a welcome at and is that a key to the front door under there yeah I put that there for the customers when they show up for Starbucks and I left a key under it just in case if we were to get locked out why the [ __ ] would we get locked out we are specifically trying to make sure the boys do not get in and take off that Starbucks outfit uh but it's almost time for my evening shift and Carol said she couldn't work tonight so I said I would cover for her God damn it Bush we only registered your place as a Starbucks so we could use the Poké stop anytime we want it wasn't supposed to mean you work here oh I I thought this was part of the plan well that's just great I guess since they're inside we better get ready did you set up everything like I told you to yeah I got everything all set it's time we show these Goofs who the real Pokémon Masters are all right perfect I will meet them in the entrance hall you go and check on the ladies and make sure they are still locked up oohoo I most certainly can check on them one more peep session sounds good to me you're so [ __ ] weird man all right I'll see you soon meet me back in the main hall after you check on them all right be back shortly I love you God damn it all right Trump now that we are inside let's try to find the ladies without being seen yeah you guys go do that and I'll catch up with you wait why are you not coming with us Trump don't you want to free Melania yeah I do but 151 in English comes out in a few days and I need to get some product for us to stream when we get back are you serious man yeah what the hell you guys will thank me later I'll see you nerds in a bit wow unsurprising as ever Trump is a huge [ __ ] yeah this definitely surprises no one I guess it is up to us Obama let's head up these stairs good evening [ __ ] are you ready for the ultimate battle to save your wives yeah you bet we are Bill yeah what did you do with our ladies all will be revealed in good time gentlemen wait where the hell is Trump uh he said he had to go use your bathroom oh godamn damn it I just put new porcelain toilets in there calling Bush go look for Trump he's going to destroy our new toilet hey I'm kind of busy right now I don't care finish up with the ladies and go get him okay I'm on my way [ __ ] idiot all right ladies can I get one quick peep in before I go no oh you ladies are no fun none of this is fun you weirdo what the hell is wrong with you yeah why did you have to lock us up anyways how else was I going to show Michelle I like her I always kept my love at a distance and I kept dropping subtle hints this was the best way to always remember our cherished memories together what uh by recording me everywhere I go and watching me in bed with Barack yeah totally is it working no it's not working you are a disgusting perv and I am married what the hell is wrong with you and if you only wanted Michelle why did you have Joe kidnap me and Jill yeah what are we your leftover choices if Michelle denied you no I just thought some other women could talk some sense into Michelle and tell her I was hitting on her oh my God that's so stupid yeah just let us out of here you creep not until Michelle accepts my love but I have to go in anyways apparently your husband's arrived and Trump is about to blow up our toilet oh my gosh is it true they are finally here I knew they would make it eventually I'm so excited I cannot wait to be rescued uh sorry about Donald by the way we replace our toilet about once a week I am going to send you the invoice for our toilet anyways hang tight and I'll be right back how about you let us out first no I can't do that or Bill will get mad anyways I will see you ladies soon enough I'm leaving the toilet cam on you gross goodbye sweetie what a perve yeah that is disgusting but at least our boys are here I hope they will be here soon but we should try to look around and see if there is any way out of here yeah we have been looking for days what else are we supposed to do hanging above lava even with Michelle's manag strength I don't think even she could Bend These Bars hey watch it there must be some way Trump has been telling me for years Bush is an idiot Michelle did you try the door no why would I try the obviously locked door H God damn damn it yay we are free all right let's go see if we can find our way out of here and help our husbands yeah but I will have words with them and why they took so long to save us yeah barack's dick is going to be on our mantle soon and I am going to cancel all of Donald's subscriptions to Crunchyroll YouTube premium and his Netflix accounts all right let's do this ladies yay I hope my Joey is okay let's check up on Donald now shall we all right now where would that dumbass have put his new stash wait did Bush really just leave it here sitting in the Hall he's even more stupid than I thought holy crap he has more evolving Skies than the new 151 what an [ __ ] I'm sure he won't mind me taking these hey get your hands off those tubby oh hey Bush don't mind me robbing your ass for taking our ladies what do you mean you were robbing me even before I captured your ladies yeah that's because you're a [ __ ] who stopped selling me Product I needed Obama to teach me how to fly his drone so I could spy on Michelle also you always tricked me on giving you better prices just so you could say you pulled better cards than me that's because I can [ __ ] all right then let's have a pack battle right here to see who gets the better pulls you're on loser prepare to get stuffed by the Big D hug all right so since you're mid steal with my product you give me one pile of evolving skies and you take the other that's fair to me it's about 20 packs each and that's all I need to kick your ass Bring It On You glorified waffle it's time you get taken down for good this is going to go down like every pack opening we have had in the past when will you learn you can never beat me this time I have some new powers with some help from my ban card book oh is that the book you have been using to possess and control Biden yes it holds the most powerful of band and expensive cards this book has caused every tournament to lose its most OP cards and it contains the rarest cards that only few Elites have this book harnesses those Powers together to create the most envious of demons who we can control however we please wow that's one hell of a relic you realize I need to destroy that to free Biden from your curse right uh no that never occurred to me good job dumbass well after I Crush you here today you going to give me that book no there's no way I am giving you this book it helps me get too many good pulls let me show you its power wait what wow that is definitely [ __ ] too bad I have seen Biden used those same demon powers numerous times before so I am not that impressed yeah right tubby wait Biden wasn't supposed to be able to use demon powers he was just supposed to be a puppet for capturing the women Biden's brains are fried he somehow man managed to make friends with a demon named Larry and they started working together to mess with me also he's already a puppet in our government anyways so your plan was never going to work he's an idiot with a child's mind no wonder your plans failed well at least they were messing with you but this was not part of the plan I better defeat you quickly and get out of here yeah you're not going to get away with this so easily after all this time I had to live with Larry getting Biden's ass good pulls I happen to learn a few things about myself what's that loser is it that you can never win without any powers no dumbass I learned that I don't need any powers or some stupid demon to help me get better pulls than everyone I learned my luck is just the best huzzah how did you do that it isn't supposed to be possible this is even my product your product or not I still have the Magic Touch how else do you think I have been able to keep up with Biden and still continue blowing your ass away God this is part of the reason I stopped selling you product you are still a mega ass well if you would have just kept selling me product and asked me to get you footage of Michelle and Obama then we could have avoided this altoe it's not that simple well then get [ __ ] yes another protein shake for another round of building Mass stop doing that now look who is cheating it's not cheating since these are your packs dip [ __ ] I did buy these ones loose from a Pokemon vending machine so I guess they did have a better chance of good pulls than normal I'll give you credit there that's a good find but I am not done yet boom not bad but it's going to take more than a moth to impressed me you barely had me interested with that Zenia shut up there must be something else I can pull yeah well is there anything else you need to tell me about this situation why are you working with Bill now I can't tell you why why not because bill has to explain that in the next episode well way to be a [ __ ] and make this two episodes you can blame the editor for this one yeah we all know he sucks but all right then when I obviously beat you at this point you better let the ladies go no not until I get what I want from Michelle you mean Michael why do you want to see that so bad because you and Obama cannot see what I see in her what a wiener no [ __ ] she's a beautiful woman who loves Pokémon just like the other ladies do yeah you are full of it the ladies always get pissed at us when we open cards but you might not want to go down that rabbit hole anymore even if you did get with her she beats up Obama every time he opens cards you would be dead I don't know that would be kind of hot yeah whatever I'm just glad I'm beating your ass and we can get this over with already any last words before I finish you off with these next few packs only a few and that's even if you defeat me the ladies are still locked up over the lava in the basement and you left the boys with Bill you know he's going to destroy them part of me wants to agree with you but Obama and Biden have really been getting Good Hits lately Biden still has his stupid weed powers and Obama well he still kind of sucks but is doing better lately so I think they will have a chance we will have to see that is if you defeat me of course uh Bush you know you are on your second to last pack right wait what yeah you are not going to win this in one more pack be ready to bow to me once again no this will be it I can feel it I am finally going to win all right let's see it then [ __ ] no yeah that's what I thought but I'm not done yet no how could this happen you challenged me at a game you were never going to win I hope you learned your lesson that all the demon powers in the world cannot change your luck just sell me cards again and we can rebuild our friendship well you may be right you are still a huge ass but I may not ever be able to get better polls than you I should have come to you first about my plans for Michelle that's right butthole well let's let's finish this up and get out of here I need to get back to the boys now that I got what I came for what do you mean you haven't saved the ladies yet oh yeah that too God you still suck I have no idea how you are still with Melania that's easy I'm still the Riz Lord so she loves it God I still hate you but all right I'll sell you cards again all right hell yeah now let's wrap this up and get out of here now that I beat you let the ladies go and give me that book all right by Pokemon laws I have to give it to you also here is five grand cash good now I don't have to beat you up and thanks for the cash now I better run and catch back up with the boys yeah right they have probably been defeated by Bill right about now and the ladies well I just hope they like baz as hot as they say they do damn it Bush all right I'll just let him stay here until he cools off I just hope I make it in time before Bill defeats the boys and the ladies go into the lava yeah things are getting crazy over here please help Trump all right guys we will finish this next episode you the viewers we hope you're ready if you like this episode and cannot wait to see the finale then leave a like on this video And subscribe to not miss the thrilling conclusion yeah guys we cannot thank you enough and of course don't forget to join our Discord there are so many awesome and creative people who love Pokémon there I'll leave the link to join below well said Obama please don't let us die and let's finish this Arc see you guys in the next one previously on Pokemon presidents all right boys we have finally made it to Bush's place all right Trump now that we are inside let's try to find the ladies without being seen yeah you guys go do that and I'll catch up with you good evening [ __ ] are you you ready for the ultimate battle to save your wives how about you let us out first no I can't do that or Bill will get mad did you try the duel no why would I try the obviously locked door yay we are free all right let's go see if we can find our way out of here and help our husbands then let's have a pack battle right here to see who gets the better pulls you're on loser prepare to get stuffed by the Big D now that I beat you let the ladies go and give me that book all right by Pokémon laws I have to give it to you I just hope I make it in time before Bill defeats the boys and the ladies go into the lava yeah things are getting crazy over here please help Trump if they really think they can defeat me let them [Music] try well gentlemen now that bush is going to take care of trump that leaves just us let's have a bit of a chat now shall we what the hell is wrong with you Bill you never used to be this way yeah bill I thought we all used to be friends ever since Trump stopped getting cards from Bush you guys got all crazy well boys it's time I tell you our plans we already heard your plans on the tape bush left in the bathroom back when Biden got possessed by you [ __ ] yeah you guys used me to capture our wives just because Bush couldn't get with Michelle okay that part was just supposed to be getting your ladies out of the way not Bush getting all weird with this blackmail thing because he wanted to confess his love for Michelle I'm not even going to mention the other pery things he is into yeah we all know he was peeping on Obama and Michelle in the bedroom wait I didn't know that what the hell man did Trump know about this yeah I thought we all did I figured you knew because Trump would even laugh about it every now and again oh my God that son of a [ __ ] that's actually pretty funny you didn't know shut up well besides this [ __ ] why did you do all of this there must be a better reason than you helping bush get photos of me and Michelle yeah and why did you use Larry on me as he is a good person oh I wasn't helping bush with that part that was all him wait what do you mean Larry's a good person you were not supposed to befriend him Larry is a damn demon what the hell Larry Larry says you were always mean to him so he started talking to me and now we are best friends God damn it Larry you had one job and that was to control Biden when you were told not make friends with him Larry says you should have treated him better well it doesn't matter anyways as your job is done get over here wait what Larry no huh I guess I can't fully return Larry without the book Bush should be back any minute now from defeating Trump so I guess I'll just put Larry Larry in this jar for now give him back you monster Biden this is exactly what we wanted you are no longer possessed yeah but at what cost I don't want to lose Larry everybody loves him yeah but eventually Larry was going to take over your body and you would no longer exist doesn't matter I have a spare what do you mean you have a spare uh I was cloned back at Area 51 way back when I was still getting all that delicious alien milk oh God I forgot all about that but that doesn't matter right now give me back Larry yeah I am not doing that bush should be back any time now from battling with Trump once he defeats him we will merge Larry back into the book and use its full power to defeat you when the book is whole again nothing will be able to stop us all right you're on [ __ ] it's two against one do you really think you can beat us you idiots don't stand a chance here is some 151 I got from Bush to finish you guys off for good in a pack battle plus my demon powers are Way Beyond Larry's my PS are Godly Obama I'm scared pull yourself together Biden we have to do this for our ladies that's right here my Powers boys let the final battle [Music] begin all right Biden let's do this okay Obama I'm still scared but we can win this best of luck to you boys you are going to need it yeah right Bill we have been opening cards for months now and Joe and I both have been getting Mega hits recently it is you who's going to go down crying and I may not have Larry anymore but I still have the powers of anime on my side you guys have nothing compared to my Powers well we will have to see about that won't we we're going to defeat you and get our ladies back just because I feel bad for you idiots I'm going to take my time opening this new set I know this isn't the time to talk about this right now but this is amazing we have a new set to open and it's like it was meant for Joe yeah I cannot believe we got a set for the original 151 oh look I got a Golem not bad I guess you beat me to the first ex so you can have that at least but look at the Basic Energy cards they brought back the Galaxy Holo foil from the original Pokémon sets wow that is so cool it looks like I got one as well that's awesome Biden I cannot wait to see what cards we get in this set this would be much more enjoyable if we were not fighting for our lives right now thanks a lot for that bill eat a di oh my gosh it's marshmallow he has come to save us you're definitely doing better than I thought I figured you were just going to get an ex yeah and you were dumb enough to think you could take us both on our odds of getting Good Hits are way better than yours well in that case let me show you my power oh no Obama that's not good you might as well just quit now boys this is only a mere Taste of what's to come we will never give up we will do whatever it takes to save our ladies and put a stop to your plans yeah and we still have so many questions we need answers to well if you boys can actually manage to defeat me I may consider telling you more about our plans before we un alive you and drop your ladies into the lava all right Obama I need you to hold them off while I charge up my anime Powers I'll see what I can do Biden I just hope he doesn't get a major pull until then what did I tell you gentlemen thank God it wasn't a major hit yeah if it was we would have been done for boys this is pointless the only one who could ever get better pulls than me was Trump and his ass is still dealing with bush right now now so he cannot save you but Bush should have been here by now he better not have lost I know Trump is going to win his fight with bush yeah Trump may be a big piece of crap when it comes to cards but he knows the ladies are in danger and I am sure he defeated Bush and is saving the ladies right now you wish gentlemen all of my alarms would have notified me if that had happened well we better handle this ourselves take that bill that puts a dent in your lead you may have marginally caught up but it will not matter in the end even with both of your boxes combined you cannot defeat me by how are those anime Powers coming buddy we kind of need you to pull some magic right about now I'm trying my best Obama but I'm only at 60% keep holding him off I'll do my best yeah you do that I hope you know we're coming down to the last few packs and I am still ahead you better make your move now before I end you both completely yeah he is right Obama can you do anything else I'll try Biden take this [ __ ] oh a Mr MIM card you're going to need to do better than that damn it he is right you did well Obama my powers are ready get him take my rainbow double moon heartache attack boom yes no way to go Biden hoay for weed Powers wow that is [ __ ] I knew your powers were different but I never expected that had enough Bill oh poor little Biden I'm just getting started oh no Biden that was the best chance we had and now I'm on to my last pack I'm getting scared again Obama we need Trump to get here quick it looks like you were done for gentlemen oh no Biden what are we going to do now no that was my last pack and I know you were both on yours yeah well let's see if I can get some last pack magic that can always save us it is never done until the last pack is finished let's see it [ __ ] well you tried your best boys Bush should be here any minute now and we will defeat you all for good oh God we're going to need a miracle now Trump please get back here oh no Biden we were not supposed to lose that yeah no kidding Obama now what are we going to do you losers just hang tight while I check in on Bush I am sure he defeated Trump by now calling Bush come in bush bush hey [ __ ] looking for Bush now are we Trump he's here I am sure you will find him quite indisposed and by that I mean knocked out on the floor how the [ __ ] did you manage to defeat Bush I literally gave him the band book to defeat you well then you are just as stupid as he is you guys really thought a dumb book was going to help Bush defeat me you're such a dumbass God damn it and how the hell did you guys make it this far anyways you weren't even supposed to make it past the gates well for starters we never even got to the gates because we ran over your wife on the way here and crashed in the woods wait you mean Hillary what the hell was she doing out in the road what do you mean didn't you possess her with a demon and send her after us yeah she had glowing red eyes and everything no I can't possess her even if I tried her anger is unfathomable so I thought she was already possessed by something else she must have been outside on a walk coming up with another way to indict Trump oh well uh I am sure she's fine [Music] then yeah totally fine well whatever Trump your dumb Friends lost to me in our pack battle so I'm going to send your wives into the lava now really guys why am I not surprised no stop not my Jill and the deed is done only you three remain who could stop our master plan now you bastard no what will I do now without Larry and Jill that's right gentlemen you shall all suffer before I end you here well we may have lost our ladies but I can still defeat you I did snag one ETB from Bush on the way over here I'll humor you as I have one left myself let's finish this once and for all bring it on [ __ ] I already defeated bush what makes you think you can defeat me oh I also have your stupid book wait you shouldn't have that book give it to me kindly please yeah I would rather not I'm going to destroy this thing wait don't no Trump you will kill Larry oh good two birds with one stone no yes damn it I had that on loan from the big guy wait who is the big guy wasn't this your entire plan all right I might as well tell you idiots the real plan was to acquire all of the card printing facilities around the world to get control over production of the best cards we would then destroy all of the best hits besides a few to inflate the values then as prices increased we would buy up all of the remaining older products to buy sell and grade so the consumer would have nothing left and I would finally be the one at the top who had the best hits that's actually a nice plan I would have been impressed if you actually came up with it but instead someone else is pulling the strings Trump you are not supposed to be impressed by his evil plan don't worry I'm not I mean from a business perspective it's actually quite genius but you guys are idiots and don't understand business so no wonder you hate his plan that aside you shouldn't have killed our women just to get better pulls than me well enough talk let's get on with this battle I don't need the book to use my demon powers prepare for the end Trump oh God he transformed be careful Trump don't worry I got this boys I'll beat his ass once and for all let's begin all right bill I guess this was inevitable that we battle Once More Everything has led up to this moment Trump I will finally take you down and everything else with you I will be the only one standing when the dust settles yeah right you could never beat me in the past what makes you think you can beat me now I already beat your dumb Friends and I already own half of the card printing facilities around the world I'll make sure your product never has any good pulls again yeah when I beat you I'm going to expose your whole card plan to the internet you know this is all recorded right wait what how the editor he records everything so I'll just get the footage from him later you are going to be so boned what the [ __ ] well I better just beat your ass here and now then take this look at that a secret rare there's no way you can catch me now yeah this actually might be a problem if I don't start pulling something soon I still cannot believe you were able to beat Bush pulling cards like this this is going to be even easier than possessing Biden you dicks ruined all of our fun as soon as you did that Larry has been messing with me ever since well Larry fulfilled his purpose then thanks to you for destroying the book that any demons who had character cards in there were returned to Hell Larry's character card was still in the book so he is gone for good while my demon was never in the book oh crap that is a problem and guess what else things are only going to get worse from here God if only our ladies were still here they would just beat you up and end this game yeah well they are no longer on this planet get ready to lose everything [ __ ] [ __ ] finally we found the exit hey boys we are here oh my God we finally made it out of that per hole yeah no thanks to you guys also look who we found lying in the hall on our way here hey Bill Bush what the [ __ ] is going on yay you guys are alive Jill I'm so happy to see you hold on Trump we are pausing this fight for a moment Bush are you [ __ ] kidding me oh sorry Bill Trump definitely cheated then he knocked me out I didn't cheat you [ __ ] you lost fair and square and with your own product even he's lying well either way you are [ __ ] this up big time the big guy is going to be so pissed also how did the ladies Escape you locked them in their cave and I even pushed the button to dump them in Bush forgot to lock the door and we got out no problem yeah except we were in there for months and you never decided to check the door what was that you heard me shut up ladies if there is anyone we should be pissed at it's Mr perv we have captured here all right we can argue later and boys we have so many talks coming up you are going to wish Bill won but in the meantime we have Bush here so take down Bill well guys you heard the ladies I can't believe I'm asking you this but I need your help to defeat bill wow that's something I thought I would never hear but I'm all in let's do this all right Trump we will give it everything we have in these last few packs sounds good to me boys let's take these [ __ ] down together all right let's try this again all right Obama you open this first pack bring us the heat I definitely can do Trump I'll show Bill and Bush not to mess with our wives get him Obama we need something good to pull us ahead God if only you guys would stay out of our way life would be so cool yeah that's not going to happen now this this is for Michelle good job Obama yeah not bad man every little bit helps I did my best guys Biden you are up let's do this I can't use any more of my anime Powers but maybe my luck will come through damn it I got that Mr mime yeah I hope so Biden just do the same thing you usually do when you get better PS than me wait eat ice cream you know what never mind just make something happen I'll do my best man but I cannot promise anything I Believe In You Biden let's see what I get dang it it's a dumb Bird that's all right man Biden go ahead and open another pack as I'm not deing this one that's very generous of you Trump I wish you were like this more often don't get used to it as I will be pissed if he still gets something good but this time it's a team effort so we need to win at all costs sorry boys I still couldn't pull it off don't worry about it Biden Trump let's see you pull some magic I've been struggling to pull a zard so let's hope I get an Erica that is my main Chase anyways in this set and I need the special illustration rare I've already pulled the alt Giovani so there should be nothing left for you [ __ ] to pull you are down to your last two packs yeah well remember last pack mat magic [ __ ] Obama has the power to pull aard and defeat you yeah right he tried that last time and failed come on guys I believe we can do this I know we can Obama I'm going to give you the last of my weed powers to get a pull all right gentlemen this is our last stand let's make it a damn good one let's give it everything we got to save our ladies boys I'll even give you my powers of luck together we can defeat anything let's see what you got [ __ ] together no how could this happen yes take that bill that's right you piece of [ __ ] you are done for there's no way you recover now wait I uh still have my last few cards let's watch you fail [ __ ] no yes we did it we won and all of our ladies are safe I cannot believe this happened you really thought you were going to win and get away with all of this yeah Bill taking over the card facilities was one thing but taking our women went way too far yeah and you killed Larry well Trump did but this never would have happened if you would not have been so greedy I guess things could have been different but I did what I had to you should have never challenged Us in the first place now let's wrap this up and get out of here all right Bush and Bill I have everything recorded on tape and we're going to expose your entire plan to the world unless if you call everything off wait Trump they should be punished for everything they have done I mean they kidnapped Our Ladies for God's sakes well technically Biden did all the kidnapping so he would be the one to get in trouble what the hell I was possessed I don't even remember capturing the women I mean he does have a point Biden I don't think anyone will believe you were possessed yeah the courts will just think you're old and crazy well this is ass but I guess it's okay as long as everything returns to normal Bush will you stop peeping on our ladies and except Michelle will'll never love you yeah I guess so and Bill if you want to beat me in a pack battle let's do it again sometime without all the shenanigans will you stop trying to take over Biden and be cool again yeah I can do that well all right then everything seems cool to me uh everything is not cool yet we have some unfinished business with these [ __ ] here yeah they are not leaving here unharmed for capturing us and putting us in a cage yeah let's get them ladies oh no wait ladies let's be rational well while the ladies are beating them up is there anything else we need to finish yeah Bill still has his demons so we need to get rid of that oh wait look what just fell out of his pocket his demon card into the fire you go no not my demon all right that's done at least I am still so sad you destroyed the book and we lost Larry the viewers really liked him all that is left of Larry is this jar Bill put him in oh wait Larry is still here in the jar how is that possible well that's interesting as I defeated Bush and was running back here there's no way your fat ass ran here [ __ ] you I'm faster than your old ass no you are not fatty guys shut up Trump what were you saying anyways I was saying that I decided to look in the book and I found this card in it that said Larry on it I thought Biden would like it to remember Larry when we defeated these guys but I didn't realize it would save him Trump I thought you hated Larry at first I did because he messed up our Pokemon Black run and he was helping Biden with pulls but he kind of grew on me and it's more of a challenge to beat him instead here Biden keep his car safe yay you hear that Larry now you can stay with us I guess I'll have to call you something different now that you're in a jar oh I know I'll call you pocket Larry from now on I like it Biden all right ladies we should get going are you done beating them up yet yeah I think so I'm happy I needed to get out all that anger I think they have learned their lesson by now haven't you boys I am so happy to have you back baby and I will never hide my Pokémon cards again from you yeah you better not I was going to beat you up again and possibly rip your dick off but I was only mad because the other ladies and me just wanted some time to open cards ourselves I wish you would have just told me that instead of almost killing me every time yeah but that's how you know I care and I am so happy my Joey is no longer possessed are you okay now sweetie and do we need to all take a trip to Dairy Queen oh my gosh yes I would be so happy and melan I love you and thank you for putting up with all of this I promise to only stream behind a 3ft steel door from now on instead of six what a wonderful gift Donald all right everyone let's get out of here and all go to Dairy Queen again at Obama's expense because he still owes everyone from 1K subs and we are now past 10K oh God no my wallet anyways thank you to everyone who has enjoyed this series we could not have done this without you yeah guys thank you so much and I hope you enjoyed the story as a thank you from the editor next episode is the 10K special where we will be opening some semi vintage packs and giving away all the plls as well as some other things so make sure to like And subscribe to not miss out also guys come join our Discord as we have such a wonderful growing Community I'll leave the link below all right well is that it can we go to Dairy Queen now wait one last thing Bill who the hell put all this together all right you are not going to believe who came up with this crazy plan it's wait what were we talking about again oh damn it did that flash really just wipe his memories like Men In Black yeah I think so I guess we will have to find out who it is another day come on guys let's get out of here y [Music] hey Obama Biden says he got some new Pokemon cards to open and started a stream do you want to go join sure bro let's go see if Joe even knows what Pokémon are anymore I doubt he has opened Pokémon cards since base set released ah ah you are probably right I'll bet his dementia ridden ass doesn't even know we are on a new gen get ready to [ __ ] your suit here Biden I can tell my last pack magic is going to be one for the history books yeah I doubt that fatty I bet you get oh my God [ __ ] you Biden this is [ __ ] honey what was that noise in there nothing baby just uh gaming with the boys okay because I thought I heard you opening something and talking about Pokémon no we good baby I can see this ending badly it's going to be fine as this last pack will be the one yeah it's not happening buddy this is my time and I'm back with full force I will show you who the true Pokemon Master is no that's it I'm coming in there no baby wait oh my God are you really opening Pokémon cards again guys help Biden send Secret Service help wa this is awesome oh my God Trump incredible all right boys I paid an ass ton of money to do this but we are getting the full tears of Kingdom experience today what do you mean by that what I mean is you better have your Glide suit on or you won't last the fall wait what oh my gosh Obama it's a miracle your place is fixed thanks guys I know it's incredible my room hasn't been this clean in months you were not kidding when you said you got a lot done since Michelle has been gone yeah man even I am impressed well everything seems to have worked out great but wait there's a little more meanwhile well my plans have been foiled for now but I'll find someone else to take up the mantle next time those idiots will never see me coming nion always [Music] wins a

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Length: 274min 24sec (16464 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 20 2023