UPTOWN GIRLS (2003) | The Best of Ray and Molly Compilation | MGM

why would i have a worry wrinkle why would you think anyone would care excuse me i had shoes like yours once when i was 5. and that was what like three days ago try three years oh excuse me thumbelina but you're still a little underaged to be going out clubbing aren't you you're a little overrated to be wearing a lampshade in your hair bright idea you brought your own personal self hey you want to pick up bacterial meningitis or polio you go ahead and be my guest whatever diseases you're already carrying probably make those sound like a joke anyway [Music] hi oh my god you're my new nanny hi lorraine it's ray nobody calls me the rain okay ray i'm molly we met at my birthday party remember you're late bailey gets second by three and a half minutes i have to take my ass effects by 4 26 and it's 4 18 right now we'll take it when we get home that's when i take my client the agency must really be getting desperate i actually am uniquely qualified for this position having spent so many years developing my skills as a people person [Music] mission accomplished fruit punch let's just drink cyanide at least it's quick damn you missed a spot is it doing the dishes what the maid is supposed to be for just know how to dry without leaving spots and you don't know how to dry without destroying the environment for every single roll of paper towels that you waste a train rain dies and i'm gonna die of botulism from the germs that gunky towel you tree-loving hippie at least i don't prefer tofu to normal hamburgers my little friend and i'm not the one that's gonna get mad cow disease and go nuts though you don't seem to have a brain to fry in the first place oh maybe not but at least i'm not the one holding the gucky germ-infested towel give me that plate oops no sorry you might infect it why don't you get your little plastic baggie out and dig up some penicillin no come on come on give me the plate you want it how bad do you want it get a broom you get a when you work for me you leave when i say you can leave for your information i do not work for you i am employed by your mother oh yeah take a look around do you see her anywhere news flash you're not gonna unless you make an appointment with her assistant or hang around her bedroom door at three o'clock in the morning in the meantime you're working for me oh is that so uh-huh news flash mussolini i quit swinging door let me see this huh well look at this perfect 98.6 only 20 degrees above the temperature of the beautiful day awaiting us outside i'm not going anywhere especially with you oh yes you are we are going to sit in giant teacups and spin round and round in circles until we puke are you on crack we're gonna have fun i can't believe i let you talk me into this oh you were gonna so love coney island ray giant teacups you sit in it's a ride ray like the ones at disneyland haven't you ever been to disneyland you've never been to disneyland why don't you alert the media haven't you ever been to an amusement park ever oh my god ray you are so psyched whatever oh say it ray say i am so psyched i'm fight okay then you're gonna have to pay the toll let me go it's like passing through the gates before you could get into the emerald city let me go are you trying to murder me you have to eat one ray or they're not gonna let you in they're toxic you maniac they have dead rats and nitrates okay do you want to ride the spinning teacups or not [Music] wait she's alive she's alive the operation was a success ladies and gentlemen she's alive do excuse me why is it so dead around here the rides don't run till the season starts the season you're a week early thanks ray ray ray the last time i saw my mom and dad i was eight going on nine eight years six months and three days almost as old as you are they were going on tour and they were leaving me behind for the first time because they didn't want me missing any more school when they came to my room to say goodbye i wouldn't open the door so they left i fell asleep and then the next thing i knew my nanny was waking me up in the middle of the night telling me their plane had crashed you're lucky lucky that you were mad see when you're mad you don't miss people and if you stay mad it's like you never knew them at all that way you don't have to feel sucky about it you were lucky night i wasn't mad ray i was confused everyone was talking to me talking talking talking and i couldn't understand a word they were saying and their voices became a blur and soon i couldn't even recognize their faces they were like these blobs and then they started to grow fangs and their eyes became green and i knew i had to run away so i packed my knapsack got on the train looked up at the map and decided that i wanted to live in coney island i thought it was going to be you know a real island and i could hide away there like tom sawyer and huckleberry finn well imagine my surprise the teacups was the only ride they let me on by myself so i got on it and i started spinning myself round and round and round and i feel like i'm still there spinning round and round and round and the ride won't stop and i won't dare get off you're right right i am scared but you're scared too you're scared as i am and i thought maybe i thought maybe if we could go together [Music] you

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Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Sat May 21 2022